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Today, in the Miyasaka High Student Council room, we find two girls who are skipping class.

Going by that bell, 3rd period is starting.

There's really nothing to do if you're skipping class in school.

Don't you think so, Hime-chan?

I bit my tongue!

By the way, want some chips?

No.

They're good.

No.

But they're good...

Hey, I just thought of something fun. Wanna hear?

I don't.

You see...

I said I didn't.

I heard this on the radio yesterday.

Radio?

Yup!

What's a radio?

Oh! You don't know what that is?

No.

Actually, I'm not interested in anything made by humans.

You're always like this.

The exact opposite of Taito-kun...

What about Taito?!

No, this isn't about him.

Then don't talk to me.

Hime-chan, you change attitudes so fast.

Come on, let's get back to the radio talk.

Not interested.

I heard something interesting on the radio yesterday.

I said I'm not interes-

You're not interested, I know.

But when I heard what I heard on the radio, I got really excited.

So let's go make an announcement on the school radio!

No.

Come on!

No.

Thinking back, Taito-kun told me he loved the radio-

OK, let's go!

By the way, where's the broadcast room?

Hime-chan, you change attitudes so fast.

So the two of them headed to the broadcasting room.

Hey, hey, hey, we're going wild today!

This is DJ Izumi and...

Uhm, well...

Come on, read the script, 3rd line.

Script?

That paper with writing on it.

Yesterday I read this amazing book.

Hold on.

I'll turn it on.

Uhm, I think it's this switch.

And this, and this.

OK, let's try that again!

This time Taito-kun will hear you.

I'll do my best.

OK, I'm turning it on!

And, start!

Hey, hey, hey, we're going wild today!

This is DJ Izumi and...

Lo-Lo-Lovely Hime-chan.

Let's Just Do It Radio!

We're finally on the air.

Indeed.

By the way, Hime-chan, how have you been feeling?

Uhm... please ad-lib here.

I see.

By the way, Hime-chan, you don't read that out loud.

Ab-lib means that you're supposed to make something up.

Uhm, OK.

Yeah, but...

... there's nothing else written after ad-lib.

I stayed up all night writing it.

Uhm...

You look so adorable when you tilt your head and say that.

And, just for you, I'm staring a special project.

Special project?

Yup.

What is it?

It's almost summer.

Summer's all about swimsuits.

That being said...

We'll introduce them on radio.

It'll be a sexy swimsuit show!

Let's have our assistant bring the swimsuits.

Assistant!

Ta-dah!

I'm Mirai, the assistant!

Welcome, Mirai-chan.

Do you know what we're doing?

Well, you see...

We're all going to the beach, right?

So close!

Today we're just getting ready.

You love the beach, don't you?

I do!

We need swimsuit to go to the beach.

Swimsuits, yeah!

So, Mirai-chan, did you get us all swimsuits?

Yeah, I got plenty!

Great, that's perfect.

We have 20 swimsuits laid out in front of us right now

Oh my God, do high school girls these days wear such revealing swimsuits?

If we wear this, the boys will be all over us.

Yeah!

Well then, let's change.

Hime-chan's first.

Which one?

Which one do you like?

Wait, what?

Hold on, you mean change here ?

Of course.

Come on, the listeners are waiting.

But this isn't a movie... right?

Well, we can only do this kind of thing on the radio.

This isn't a gravure shoot.

Uhm, well...

And I bet Taiko will hear you.

And he'll be all like "I love you, Himea!".

Let's do it!

Uhm...

Let's make some noise!

Let's!

By the way, Mirai-chan, which do you like?

Actually...

You see, I...

I bought this Bu-chan-man swimsuit!

It's so cute!

As for Hime-chan...

Guess I'll choose.

Uhm, but...

Let's go with this bikini!

Let's!

Uhm, but...

Time to change!

Mirai-chan, set, go!

OK!

We're actually changing?!

Come on, hurry!

Wait,no!

Bu-chan-man.

Stop!

Let's go!

Let me join you!

Let's go!

Wait! No! Stop!

Hime-chan, you're so pretty.

Such white skin.

What about me?!

Bu-chan-man's awesome!

Hurray!

And I am wearing everyone's favorite: the school swimsuit.

Our listeners must almost see it.

Almost!

Anyway, I'm sick of the radio, let's go to the beach.

The beach!

Hold on, I'll phone Gekkou-pon.

Hello.

It's me.

What?

Well...

Take me to the beach.

Drop dead.

He hung up.

But I'll call back.

Hello.

Uhm, I was joking earlier.

I'm actually in trouble.

Trouble?

Yeah.

Why?

Uhm, well... where are you now?

At school, but I'm in class right now.

Excuse me, Kurenai-kun...

You really shouldn't be on the phone during class.

Shut up, stupid teacher!

Don't bother me.

You scum should keep teaching your crappy class to this trash.

What?!

You can't talk to a teacher like-

Quiet!

Man, this is a pain.

Izumi, I'm hanging up.

Wait, this is an emergency!

Then start talking.

You have 5 seconds.

5, 4, 3...

I'll talk, so wait!

What?

I'm in the broadcasting room.

Me, Hime-chan and Mirai-chan changed into swimsuits.

Swimsuits?

If you don't connect the portal to take us to the beach,

we're going to chase you in our swimsuits!

What?

Meet us in the council room.

If you don't connect the path to the beach in 5 minutes, better start running.

Hold it!

Bye bye!

Bitch, don't screw with-

Now, let's go to the beach!

Let's go!

Hime-chan, call Taito-kun.

I can call him?

But he's in class now, he'll get mad if I call.

It's OK, it's about the beach.

Really?

Of course.

So call him.

Call him.

I hope he answers.

Himea, don't call me.

I'm in calss.

Are... are you mad?

It's OK, it's for the beach!

Tell him what you're wearing.

OK.

Uhm, Taito...

I'm... wearing a swimsuit...

Hey, Kurogane!

You've got balls talking on the phone during my class!

Wait, teacher, this is...

So yeah, I'm wearing a swimsuit!

Teacher, wait, that's dangerous!

My neck will break! It's breaking!

You see, I put on this swimsuit.

I was thinking you'd like it, and...

Hey, pass me the phone.

Come on.

Uhm, OK.

Taito-kun, come to the council room.

Izumi?

If you don't come now, I'll take pictures of Hime-chan in her swimsuit and spread them around.

What the hell?

Hang up the damn phone!

Well, see you later.

Hey, wait!

Don't you screw with-

Preparations complete.

Now the student council will go to the beach.

The sea!

I hope Taito says that my swimsuit is cute.

This'll be fun.

Now let's get to the beach!

And that's what happened.

And what followed needs no explanation.