Original subtitles

Okay, please don't run! Hey, you! Don't run!

There's still time.

Please don't run!

Okay, what I have here today is a very special item.

And now we'll start collecting tickets for the raffle toni—

Sir, I can't hand out the prize before tonight! Sir!

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I Came to Play

Question!

Buzz!

That was too quic—

Yuubari melon.

That's incorre—

Asian black bear.

Too fast!

The correct answer was in the commercial!

Raw caramel.

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I Came To Stay

Note: Kappa are a type of water sprite found in Japanese folklore.

This is a mummified hand of a kappa.

Ooh, well-done!

It smells so good. Can I have a bite?

No!

Just a little bit? Just one lick?

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I Came to Kidnap

We're in the middle of nowhere!

Don't say that so easily!

Fall down!

S-Spare me!

And that's that!

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I've Come to Save You

Excuse me!

I'm from the Catian Housekeepers Association.

Master?

Oh my. Just oh my.

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We Have Practiced

You can tell what we like, right?

Yeah, I like big things.

I like small ones.

The small ones have ticks.

But it's so fun to rile them up!

Really?

Yeah, really. Come try.

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I Have Come To Swim

List dogs in order of tastiness.

First: white. Second: red. Third: black. Fourth: spotted.

Hey, you're a dog yourself!

It's an expression!

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We've Come to Duel

Mom, I'm hungry!

I know, but you can't eat that.

Mom, when is Dad going to come back?

Your dad is...

He's...

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The Ultimate First Assist-a-roid?

Conditions: an annual salary of 50,000,000 yen, a graduate from a famous university, and high eligibility. Height: 190 cm.

Must not live with parents.

Age is of no concern. Time to search!

Miyagi-san,

Would you like to go see a movie together sometime soon?

Aliens send a computer virus to a man-made satellite,

spreading their mind-control video across the globe.

Zero matches!

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We've Come To Aim

I haven't had much screen time lately.

No, not just lately.

You've never had much.

Oh, the inhumanity!

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We've Come To Search

Is everyone doing well?

Recently, I've been addicted to beauty salons.

My husband told me, "Your skin's gotten so smooth and shiny!"

Mom?!

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We've Come To Find It

Have you decided on what to order?

What do you recommend?

Please wait one moment.

Are those small ones the chefs?

Yes. They're our finest, small chefs.

Stop calling us small!

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Come Play!