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Thanks

Cousin, It has been given

Then go upstairs

Upstairs please

Please

Over there. Come on

Mayor Luo, you're here !

Yes

Cousin, you need to find your classmate

Mayor Luo has found her

Really?

My cousin Chen Mengji, Mayor Luo

How are you?

Nice to meet you

Take a seat

Thanks

Please sit

Waiter, tea please

Thanks for your concern

How's my classmate?

She's doing really bad

She married Luo Tianshou

But Luo died 6 months after the wedding

Are there other members in Luo family?

There's a fierce mother-in-law

Fierce mother-in-law?

And more

The eldest son Tianfu runs a business in downtown

The 2nd son Tianlu was married

She's really having a miserable life

Mayor Luo

How far is the Luo family from here?

5 miles

Cousin, does she still know you?

When I left, she was only 10

It has been eight years

I think she'd hardly remember me

Beware of Mrs. Luo

I asked you to take care of the pig

Why is there one missing?

Mother-in-law, when I fed the pig,

it was still there

You deserve it

Why are you crying? Sister-in-law

You're too careless

Right

Your husband died because you cried

Besides all day long you just keep sulking

Do you want me dead too?

Touch wood

I state this now

If you've one more pig missing,

you're not allowed to enter the door

What are you still fooling here? Get lost

Mama Piggy

Don't you know that someone has stolen your child?

Deji Grocery is here again

Come on now

Every day I carry grocery to streets

Decorated slippers

The most stylish one

Cosmetics

No need to try

Embellished handkerchief

It's very cheap

Here's a pair of new-style gorgeous suspenders

Beautiful jade shoes

Fashionable flowery buttons

Delicate needles

All are on sale now

Scarf and silk thread at reasonable prices

Scarf and silk thread. Very cheap

Deji Grocery is doing business everyday

It's an old brand

The perfume is so fragrant

Come on and buy now

Come on and buy

It's very cheap

My stuff is very cheap

An old brand doesn't cheat

Deji Grocery is doing business everyday

It's a well-known brand

The perfume is so fragrant

It's very cheap

Deji

What's on sale?

What do you want?

Mrs. Luo

Let's buy socks

Cosmetics are good

Good and many choices

Let's buy this to massage your waist

Rong Er'ji

I like honest men

What'd you think is good for my lower back-bone?

This hammer is good

It's called ' Multi-thump'

I...I like massage

You... you're good

I, I've a stuttering problem. Do you have any cure?

I suggest you buy the silver 'Edge' to scrape

I...

I don't know how to scrape

Scrape and you'll feel good

There's a lot of other good stuff

You'll be as white as snow

It'll make your hair smooth and shiny

This brush is really big

I'm just afraid it might pull at the hair

It's real and good. No cheating

This brush is very durable

I want a brush and two hammers

Okay. 6 dollars and 10 cents

I want a scraper

Okay. One scraper

I want a brush

A brush

You'd better be honest

Surely

I'll kill you if you cheat me

I'm so happy

Let's try the brush and hammer

You'll feel good

Hey

Hey

Granny

Why don't you look for the pig?

Why... don't you look for the pig?

Granny won't allow you to come home

Hey, what the... ?

What're you up to?

Sister, I'm Chen Mengji

You're Chen Mengji?

Yes, that's right

Do you remember me?

It's been quite a long time

When I left the master,

I was only 10 years old

My dad mentioned about you when he died

So I've been looking for you

I should take care of you

My life is miserable

I'd rather be dead

It won't be the solution

Tell me all about it

I'll solve your problems

It's useless

I lost two pigs

My mother-in-law doesn't allow me to go home

I've an idea...

to catch the one who stole the pig

I've some gold earrings here

You take them

...and put them on the pig

Do as I tell you

and you'll catch the thief

To put them on the pig?

Sister-in-law

How come you've many gold earrings?

Yeah, please do tell

Tell us

Father-in-law gave me before he died

Bastard,

gave these to her behind my back

I'm going to curse him

he couldn't be peaceful even if he's a ghost

Why didn't he give me this?

Right. Tell us

I don't know

Maybe I became a widow so early

He felt pity for me

Okay. Let's do it tonight

Please go upstairs

Is there a vacant seat?

Yes, many

Swamp dumplings...

The two men going upstairs...

are the Brothers-in-law of Yunan

Monk, get the tools ready

Okay

Fortune-telling service

Prosperity is what you aspire

Even ginger needs to be ground for essence

Even roaches are annoyed by a dirty stove

My friend, fields & farms need to be cared for

What the hell!

How come your face is so pale?

Good fortune is evident on your face

Your appearance shows good future too

But your brother had bad luck

and he affected yours

Your brother has passed away

Gentlemen, am I right?

Right?

The feng-shui of your house isn't good

The bad luck hasn't gone yet

But it doesn't matter

It's lucky that you meet me

I'm warning you according to the book

Pale and dull your faces are

Cruel and bad your female relatives are

Shameful and humiliating you'll be

Unfaithful your wives will be

Your wife is just like your clothes

Be careful lest you become poor

Your reputation will be ruined

You'd better pack-up now

You'd better go home now

Spending a little will save your fortune

Go home and you'll be good

Is it true?

Very true

Brother, let's go home

Waiter, check please

Yes

No, not now

You must wait till 3 o'clock at night

You'll be rewarded

3 o'clock

Why are you such useless?

I hate you

Do you think that I'll never get tired?

I'm busy tonight. You leave now

It's only 3 o'clock. You want me to go now?

Go now

Okay

Quiet. Be good

There is a ladder here

Is what the fortune-teller said real?

Wait

What do we do with the ladder?

Hide it

My wife hasn't gone to bed yet

How can you come inside my room?

You watch these two rooms first

I'll look at the other two

Oh Buddha...

I've been a widow for 10 years

and being a vegetarian for 10 years

This is the first time I steal

Shit, mom has been a widow

...and a vegetarian

for almost over ten years

And now she breaks her rules

...and has an affair !

Oh, she is the thief

Sister-in-law is having an affair

Stop it

Here's a thief

Is it 3 o'clock now?

I'll steal the pig first

Stop it

Hide yourself

Hide? Where?

You follow me

Over there

You follow me

Buddy, you've brought me here

but where can I hide?

Hide under the bed

So the granny is a thief too

Piggy, stop it

I'll just take the earring and leave

Be a good pig. I'll treat you good

Quiet. One by one

1, 2, 3, 4...

The goddamned butcher hasn't left yet

She's stealing the earring

... not having an affair

How could it be so?

You...

You two?

How could you do this to me?

Don't blame me

I came to take a look

A look?

It sounds like sister-in-law

No, it looks like my husband

What? Your husband?

Let go of me. Taking advantage of me, huh?

Let me go

You're the eldest Mrs. Luo

Help

Don't shout

Let me go

Thief...

Mother-in-law, What's the matter?

Tianfu is back?

Right

What's the matter?

What the hell is it?

There's a thief inside

Help!

Help!

It's him...

Honey, how could it be like this?

The butcher...

How's he?

He wants to make a pass at me

The butcher?

Brother, let's go and hit him

Under the bed

Come out now

Hands off now, come on

Ain't you coming out?

I'm not coming out

Are you sure?

Get me some hot water

I just prepared a bottle of hot water

That's good

Hurry up

It's very hot

I'm coming out

Serves you right !

Hands off

Who asked you to steal? Speak up

I did... both of us

You and my wife?

No

Luckily you've nothing to do with my wife

Stealin' my wife, eh !

Bastard, you've an affair with her

Damn it, when did I?

Quiet

Don't envy. I'm saying you stealing pigs with her

You and I are different

How is it different with her?

Messing with her quietly

Right

He's stealing the pig with your mother

...and having an affair with your wife

Please forgive me, sir

Zhu Jiu convicted of enticing innocent family girls

He's sentenced to 3 months in prison

Lead him away

Yes

Mrs. Luo, you're the eldest

Yet don't take proper care of the family

I order all property of Luo family to be ...

managed by your sister-in-law Zhang Yunan

Got it?

Hurry up

Young master, take care

Stop

Ah Jin, come along with me

What's there to look at? Go on inside

It's really amusing

The eyes are there to look

Why can't I watch then?

He's the eldest son of Mayor

He's a real dirty, horny bastard

He touches every woman he meets

I'm not scared

He touches me, then whom do I touch !

No need to be scared

Take some coal here. It's out of stock

Hurry up

Why are you still standing here?

What are you looking at, bastard?

The tofu girl is pretty

Young master, she is fierce

When is my turn?

Shit! A big butt

There ! He touched the girl again

You want to die, bastard?

You touched my butt. Get lost

You're real bad

Think I won't ask people to catch you, eh !

Get lost

Don't stop me. I'll hit him

Stop

None of your business

How can you do this?

Stop doing this, young master

It's the street !

So what?

I like it

You're the Mayor's son

You can't do this

I can touch anyone I like in my house

Even my grandfather won't stop me

None of your business

It's different

Bring the horse here

Go now

What the hell!

This kind of miscreant ought to be disciplined

He's shameless

He's the Mayor's son

No one dares to oppose him

Nonsense

We need to punish him

Cousin, you've an idea again?

Young master

Horse...

Watch out for my attack

Young master

Young master

Hey, why're you scaring the horse?

I'm just passing by

I didn't scare the horse

How's the business?

It's good. Thanks

-I'm leaving -Sure

Talk to you later

Please come again

Young master

Been a long time ! How are you?

How is it ? Are you hurt?

How does it feel?

My butt hurts !

Friends, please help...

Come on

Young master, get up

Be careful

Try

Take your time

Good... you deserve it

Cheers

Way to go !

It's a shame to see you

You're too selfish,

manipulative and cruel

I'm too angry to hold back my temper

I'm going to bite you

Behave yourself, gentleman

I'm a skillful fighter

I'll hit you like hell

You'd better stay still

Why are you so pissed?

Why're you after my flesh ?

You damn bastard tried to harm Uncle Jing

You're really sleazy

How dare you take on me?

I will take revenge on you

I'm strong and brave to take you on

You deserve all this humiliation

Uncle Jin was nearly harmed by you

I don't fear any revenge

I'm brave and strong

I never lose a battle

Uncle Jing, please be merciful

It'll save you fortune and luck

Would you be content if I put down my pen?

It's a good thing to have no foes

Then you should help me

No problem. I'll treat you to dinner

You would pay?

No problem

Okay

Take it easy

Waiter, one more seat

One more seat

Chen Mengji

What's the matter?

You've a good fortune

So everyone says you look great

I'm a fortune-teller now

I'm not your competitor anymore

Thanks, uncle Jing

You're so talented

I'm no match for you

Thanks

Let's toast

Thanks

Watch out

Hey, you bitch

What the hell!

How could you pour water all over the place?

Damn bitch, did it have anything to do with you?

Do you want a fight?

Or do you want to get hit?

Who told you to pour water onto my door?

Look, my pants are soaked

Bloody what the... !

How can the water wet your pants?

You ask your husband if he is able to do it?

Told you not to argue with her

It's you

The name of the shop really sucks

It's called Linji

Why ain't it called Yinji?

Had it been ' Yinji ',

you wouldn't mess around here

You said I mess around here ?

Who do you think you are ?

Filthy slut !

What? You call me a slut

What proof do you have?

How dare you insult me!

These two lousy women

... never give you a break

I hear that ...

the toufu girl isn't married yet

Fellow neighbors,

everyone knows that when uncle Yao is young

He used to work for Li Liangying

Li was an eunuch, right?

How could he have a son?

Jiao

Right, I worked for Li

How would you know I couldn't have a son?

C'mon, speak up

Say...

Jiao, you're wrong

You had better leave

It's your fault, You said it that day

It's him saying this

He said I'm better than uncle Yao

Yao is too weak to break even a toufu

It's you

Oh...

How could you say this in public?

It's you who said it

Everyone here knows it

Stop it

If you're afraid of people knowing it,

you shouldn't say it

Isn't that right?

Is there anything to be afraid of?

Bitch

Damn toufu girl

I'll kill you

Stop it

Let me go. Damn it !

Let go of me

Sit down

Please sit, uncle Jing

Sit

She's so feisty !

Let me fool her around

Good

But the lady boss...

Chen will take care of her

What? You want me to fool the lady boss?

Of course. It's fair to take one each

Uncle Jin, you'll be the judge

You decide who makes it first

What? Me be the judge?

Alright

Two of you come with me

Dad, why do you bring these coolies?

I ask them to move the grindstone

Please move the grindstone back there

Release the rope

Don't move it away

Well...

I'm moving the grindstone back there

So you don't have to grind toufu on the street

A lady works in public

Do you think it's proper?

What's the problem?

I like it. I don't care

I don't care the people watching

You don't know it because you are young

When I worked in the palace,

if the empress knew the maids doing this,

it would be big trouble

Why?

You're a girl, it's hard to explain to you

Don't you know if you're addicted to it,

you wouldn't find a husband

I'm not going to marry anyone

Not marry?

Sooner or later you'll be hiding in your room

thinking of getting married desperately

Okay? Hurry up

What are you talking about?

Grinding the toufu?

Why are you bustards

staring at me?

What do you want?

Toufu

The one to stew meat with

A cent a piece

15 pieces for 15 cents then, right?

For 15 cents, one extra piece for free

16 pieces

I want 15 pieces then

Money

Here is 30 cents

Give me 15 cents change

You've got anything to hold this?

Put them on my hands

I'll give you 15 cents later

You won't have free hand to count then

Lady

You may put the money in my pocket

Say, even if you short-change me some,

I'll consider that my pocket is torn

You're quite generous

Not only am I generous,

to be frank...

but also straight like a stick

One extra piece for you

Here's 15 cents

How comes it's copper money?

This is copper money

What? Copper?

Chen Mengji is a damn bastard

I lent him two dollars

He paid me back copper money

It couldn't be true

Chen wouldn't use copper money

Lady, how could you support Chen?

Please take the money

... out of my pocket

Please check if it's all copper

Okay

What are you doing?

No

You grabbed my hand

Get away. What are you doing?

I feel so ticklish

What the hell! Picking up a man in public

What?

Liang is bad

For no reason she just takes off a man's pants

Let's see how you dare come to the shop front

Stop. I want to buy something

The one on the left

Lady boss

May I help you?

I'd like to have some mushroom

Any other local product you got?

It's a gift for my mother-in-law

Then you should go for sea-cucumber

It's precious and practical

Okay. I want a tael each

Okay

Give me a discount

Talking about business,

my shop is famous for quality and low price

Right, sir

Do you come from abroad?

I'm from South-east Asia

There's a bad man called Jing

He foretold my future

and said that I'd be marrying a fat woman

Her figure would be 64, 62, 68

God! You're gonna have a tough time

If my future wife had a figure as good as yours,

... it'd surely be a good time

A very good time

How could you be so smoothly persuasive?

One works hard to make a living

I mean, just to feed one mouth

I worked hard in South-east Asia

Why so far away?

What's that smell?

Smell?

It's durian

Smells awful but tastes good

It'll make your mother-in-law drool

Really? I'd like to try later

Where's the toilet?

Toilet?

It's back there

Beside the warehouse

Thanks

May I use your toilet?

Sir, why are you practicing so hard?

To hit your wife?

You're kidding

I'd be lucky if she doesn't hit me

Why are you so timid?

Everyone says that Uncle Yao...

of the toufu shop is an eunuch

Who knows when he gets angry...

he didn't allow Liang out of the shop

Liang doesn't dare come to the shop

Really?

Yeah

Uncle Yao wields such power

Needless to say

As men, we should show off...

our masculinity when there's a chance

Even hit your wife

So she'll listen to you

Or else...

You understand

Hit her?

Put on your clothes and go to the shop

Madam, are they packed?

Done. 4 dollars in total

4 dollars?

4 dollars, thanks

Why the durian was cut?

No one touched it

No one touched it? It has been finished

Oh, you ate it quietly

What the hell!

I didn't

Don't deny. You cut it off and put it back

You didn't do it nicely

You couldn't cheat me

When did I do it?

Don't take me wrong

What're you laughing at?

I'm telling you don't treat me wrong

I am not !

Everyone knows

After eating durian, the smell will stay in your mouth

Right

Right?

I didn't. You took me wrong

Unless you rinse your mouth with tea

... the smell will stay

I didn't rinse my mouth

I didn't eat it

Madam

Do you dare to prove it?

Let me smell your breath

I didn't do it

I'll let you smell my breath

Smell it, bastard

I have a bad cold

You asshole

Keep on hitting

Better than practising behind

You slut !

Kissing someone behind my back

You bastard, how dare you hit me?

Hit her...

Go inside...

I'm not going...

Go! I'll hit you inside

I'm not going

Thanks for your tricks

The two bitches dare not mess around again

Jin's trick is better than mine

Surely that's evident

I lose the game to you again

How come?

Chen's trick didn't involve money

... and took advantage of her as well

Mine is different

I took money to pull it off

Isn't it me losing the game?

Jin, you're too humble

Jin, I'll pay you back

Do you know...

the mayor is going to celebrate his birthday?

He counts much on selecting

good time and date for good fortune

If he trusts you,

he'll thank you with a nice publicity plaque

It's a very good promotion for you

... to your Mingjing Hall

How can you help me?

Do you want to know?

It's easy

I'll try to give you a hard time

and test your skills

This is a sesame candy

I put it in my hand

What's this?

You try to do a bit of acting

Then you say it's a sesame candy

When I listen to your reply,

I open my hand and it's a sesame candy

Then you eat it

Do you think it works?

Chen Mengji, be honest

You really mean to help me?

Yes

A honest, good and unselfish man

will obtain help from everyone

It's fixed

I know the clerical staff of county office

He'll introduce mayor to have your fortune-telling

Great

Thanks for your help

It's my turn today

Sir, do you know where Mr. Jing stays?

Right in the front

The Mingjing Hall

Damn !

What's the matter?

Something wrong with my stomach

Please take my position for a while

Someone will come for fortune-telling

Watch out

Is Mr. Jing here?

Yes. May I help you?

I'm looking for him

Please come in, sir

Are you Mr. Jing? You're fooling me

What?

I was hit by a rock

I'm here for revenge

Mr. Jing, you played me

Blind man, you hit the wrong person

Stop it

How can you hit someone without a reason?

Come here

Nonsense! Jing is too selfish

I'll fool him around

The blind man is wrong

He shouldn't hit without a reason

Cousin, get a smart boy here

What for?

I must take revenge on this blind man

He'll be hit without a reason

Okay

Your name is "Just"

Just

Right. If someone asks your name,

tell him you're called "Just"

Blind man

What's the matter?

Someone wants to have fortune read

Where?

Over there. Let me lead you

Okay

Follow me

Mind the steps

Kid, what's your name?

My name is "Just"

Just, huh ! It's a good name

What's wrong with you? Stomachache

I need to go to toilet

I'll wait for you here

Hurry up

Don't walk away

Okay

Just, your shit really smells bad

Just, are you done?

Really?

Mr. Jing is good at palmistry

Bloody who dare shit here?

Oh, just did it

What the hell! How dare you say "just"?

I'm not lying

It's "Just" who shit here

I don't care...

if it's just or whatever

Come on, beat him up

What?

Let me go

It's "Just" shitted here

Just, help!

Cousin, The dog is going to shit

Get me some dog shit here

Cousin, the dog shit is here

Cousin, ask the boss for some sesame

Sesame?

You know what you should do

Fellow neighbors...

What's the matter?

Do you want to see Jing eating dog shit?

Is it real?

Of course

Then come with me

Come with me

You're really good

You say I've gold under my feet

I stepped on gold when I left home today

What a coincidence !

You're really well-known

It's really true

I'll listen to you ...

for my birthday party

I'll invite a painter to draw

a picture of big peach

Jing, you're too much

Are you making a living by cheating now?

How dare you cheat my wife for 10 dollars?

Chen Mengji?

What do you want?

What do I want, you ask

I want to bust your shop

Bust it

Why are you so angry, man?

I've reasons

My wife is pregnant for 5 months

I consulted Jing to know...

if it's a boy or girl yesterday

He took 10 dollars from me

and said there'll be a boy as well as a girl

That's why I'm so angry

I wasn't wrong

Let's wait and see

Your wife will give birth

... to a girl first

and then a boy

That's what I meant; a boy and a girl as well

I don't believe your words will come true

Do you know what's in my hand?

Not only do I know what's in your hand,

... but also what's in your heart

So?

Sesame candy. Right?

Open your hand

Show it

Jing is really a fairy

Cool

I like sesame candy. Delicious

This is a fortune candy

Go ahead, eat it

Does it taste good?

Delicious?

Eat...

Swallow it

Anything wrong?

Very sweet

Very sweet, that means it's delicious

He says it tastes good

Chen Mengji

Tomorrow is my dad's 80th birthday

For him Jing has foretold, saying that...

it'll bring good luck if I could invite

a painter to draw him a picture of big peach

I'm sorry, mayor

I'm not a painter

I don't know how to draw

Jing said that ...

your drawing is the best in the county

He said if you refuse,

we just have to beat you

with a stick for 40 times

And then you'd get the inspiration to paint

Jing, you bastard...

very well know that I don't know how to paint

How could you fool me like this?

Well ?

Should I give you some inspiration?

Mr. Mayor, I really don't know how to paint

Men

Yes

Mr. Mayor

I really don't know how to paint

Ouch, you hurt my butt !

Cuntao, why are you so careless?

Go and help the young master

It's your fault

Do you want to die?

How could you be so careless?

It hurts

What the hell !

Mr. Mayor, I'm totally inspired now

I'll make a good painting

Well then

It's you

Young master

This little bastard doesn't have any fortune

He couldn't even take...

a little bow from someone

He...

Grandpa, he...

I invited him to paint a picture of peach

Mr. Chen, please go ahead

There'll be celebrities and officers

coming to old master's birthday party

This picture of fortune peach has to be good

... and outstanding

Of course

It has to be very different

Right. This is the fortune of my dad

Mr. Mayor, please let me use your study

I need to purify my body and my mind,

dedicating myself for the painting

Okay

Get the bucket now. Hurry up

Cuntao, prepare the ink

Hurry

Okay?

Please place the ink ...

and paper on the ground

Put it there now

It's ready. Mr. Chen

Thanks

Madam, please close all the windows

Close the door

Oh, wet it a little

Welcome...Please take a seat...

Where are you going?

What are you doing?

Do you know what's the date today?

Forget it. Today's old master's birthday

Don't hit him

It doesn't look good in front of the people

You deserve it

The old master is coming here soon

The old master is coming

Old master...

Dad

They give me faces. They're all here

Ladies and gentlemen,

I invited a famous painter to paint

a picture of 3 fortunate peaches

Fellow scholars,

take your time to enjoy the picture

Hang it up

This picture is the work of ...

Chen Mengji's unique inspiration

It represents the 3 generations

of my Liu family

Please kindly enjoy it

Please...

It's really marvelous

Good

I think this picture is really superb

Remember, it covers 3 generations

Grandpa, what're 3 generations?

They're your dad, I and you

Old master, look

this is the old fortunate folk

Oh, I see

Mr. Mayor, you're in the middle

Right

Good

It's excellent

This is my dearest grandson Dou

Grandpa, why is my peach hollow in the middle?

It's called abstraction

I don't think so

Dad always hits me

Then my head becomes like this

Your fault. You always hit me on the head

Give way

Let me tell you a joke

What joke?

Chen Mengji is really good.

The mayor family doesn't realize they've been fooled

It's like that

Really? Is it true?

Very true

You bloody Chen Mengji, a real crook

You had me eating dog shit

Mr. Jing, why are you so angry?

I've reasons

Mr. Jing, listen to me

There's a business

If you agree, we can make a hundred taels of silver

Besides there'll be 5 young girls to accompany you

100 tales of silver

and 5 young girls

Right

Let's take a seat

Have a seat

It's different

You see, Mr. Liu is in antiques

But lately he knows that his son

has given the family treasure, a Jade finger

to Miss Mussel of 5 Flowers Whorehouse

Right

Why don't we talk to Ms. Mussel directly?

It's because...

they're doing business with the finger

If a customer is good enough ...

to find the jade finger from the 5 flowers,

he can have it for free

Where's the jade finger put?

Mr. Jing, it's put in some part of the body

You know where it is

Okay, I'll try to figure it out

I've to warn you in advance though

The 5 flowers are hard to handle

There's a tomboy in the house

She likes hitting people

If you can take her clothes off,

you may do whatever you want

The tomboy will hit people?

Chen Mengji will take care of her

There's another girl called Sweetie

She's really sweet

She may fix you even if you're a real hero

Okay, I can handle that

There's another girl called Spicy

She scolds people by singing folk songs

If your singing is better than her, she'll obey you

Singing folk songs?

Oh, he excels at singing folk songs

Okay

I hear there's a bimbo who will take off ...

her clothes whenever she sees a man

That's right, she's very horrible

I think she's kind of a sex maniac

Okay, I'm an expert of taking clothes off

I'll fix her

The last one...

is the eldest sister of the flowers

Everyone calls her Mussel. She's intelligent

You'd better be careful

Okay, I'll do it

I'll work with Chen only for this time

Chen, at 9 o'clock tonight

whoever comes earlier may get it first

Okay, Jing

We'll do as you say

Sister, what's the matter?

What's the matter?

It's very hot in here

I'm very sleepy

Don't talk now. Listen to her

We've two customers tonight

He needs five of us

Five of us?

Right

Who's this guy?

How dare he want all five of us?

Yeah

Don't look down on him

One of them is called Chen Mengji

He's a king of tricks

The other one?

Mr. Jing

The lousy master

Tomboy, you knock him down

I got it

Both of them are very good at tricks

Be careful

Especially Chen

Dumpling noodle

Cheap and delicious

Delightful lotus noodle

Delicious

A refund if you don't like

The soup delicacy is fresh and tasty

It's made of fish and shrimps

Egg noodle, beef noodle

We've every kind of noodles

Guangzhou's pig trotters make the best Craig drinks

Thin noodles, thick noodles

and fish noodles

They're all excellent

Noodles with oyster sauce

The famous dumpling noodles

You try and you'll know

The famous dumpling noodles

You'll definitely re-order it

Dumpling and beef noodles

Cheap and delicious

Delightful lotus noodle

Delicious

Don't pay if it's not good

The soup is fresh and tasty

It's stewed with fish and shrimps

Dumpling noodles, thin noodles

What do you want, lady?

Dumpling or Beef noodle

Five bowls of dumpling noodles

Right away

Is it good?

Good

Take it inside

Coming

Good. Dumpling noodle is here

What's the matter? Go

I wanna have a first go

Stop it

How is it?

Remember, here is my plan:

The first round ; Sweetie's room

... is guarded by Tomboy

Got it

Bimbo, you take care of the 2nd round

I'll fix him

I'll scold him to death at the 3rd round

No

Sweetie will take care of the Yuan room

You stay in the Wang room

So you stay in my room?

Yes

Aren't you scared of the ghost?

I've been scared by the ghost badly

Right, I was scared every night

Okay, cut the crap

Don't scare sister off

Man, why are you standing here?

Leave

Yes

I've an appointment at 9 o'clock

You alone?

Is my friend here?

Not yet. Come with me

You're wrong, I'm not looking for you

Come in

What the hell !

A tomboy's room couldn't be so nice !

I thought it's Sweetie's room

Tomboy, it should be Chen here

Who asks you to come first?

Oh, did I come first ?

I guard the 1st round

Do you know the rules?

I know

Come with me

Stop it

Let's talk about the rules first

What rules?

Let me touch you. Just touch

I'll give you a hundred dollars

Not that easy. You'll see my skills

Get up

What the hell !

Are you scared now?

Do you dare to touch me again?

Are you raping me?

What the hell! I'm taking off your clothes too

How dare you...

taking off my clothes?

What the hell!

Lay down...

I'll find it out from your body

How dare you...

go about searching my body?

Hands off

I won't give up

I won't let you do it

Hands off

I'll never give up

Scared?

You'll see how fierce I'm

Get up

Get up

Well ? Did you find the treasure ?

You want to go? It's not that easy

You've nowhere to run

Go to hell

So vile ! You've taken off my clothes

Do you know my name?

I know, you're bimbo

You're good

Meeting a person face-to-face is better indeed

You're just crazy

Are you looking for some treasure?

Yes

I think you can't pass my test

Don't move

Get up

Go...

Go to hell

How bad you're!

Hands off

No

Really?

Most men bully women

You're bad

Hands off

Hands off

Hands off?

Damn it, you're bullying me !

Let go of me !

I'll bite the hell out of you

Let me go

Why the hell have you tied me?

Let me go

You bastard

Let me go

You men bullying women

Come on, men

Come on

Sweetie

Come on

How's Tomboy faring ?

Tomboy? I'm scared of her

How about me?

You're different

Really?

You're not bad afterall

Pretty?

Come on

Hurry up

I'm coming

I'm asking you

Do you have the jade finger?

Tell me

If you know the place would you look for it?

The place ?

Can you find it?

Do you have it?

Come and find it

Let me go, you bastard

Let you go?

Why have you tied me up ?

You want to die?

Let me go. Where are you going?

Come back and release me

I don't give a damn

Bastard, let me go

Spicy?

To beat me in singing? You're shameless

You're nearly as good as me

But I'm extremely good at singing

I'm sure to have your clothes off

One who loses has got to strip

I won't take my clothes off

I'll surely win

I'll defeat you ultimately

Then I'll have a good time with you

You sleazy bastard

You sure are horny

Horny I am

But not as wet as you

I warn you in advance

What?

If I win then you...

Take off your clothes

I've questions for you

Okay

If I can answer your question, you've gotta strip

Listen

Okay

I'm listening

What has a mouth but it can't speak?

What has no mouth but it can make a noise?

A Buddha statue

But it can be very famous

It's done, Clothes off

Okay

What animal has feet but it can't walk?

What thing without feet but it can walk around?

A whore has feet but she doesn't walk

The coin is without feet but it travels around

All the clothes off

Not that soon

What's the thing that tumbles on water surface?

What is it that can build on water surface?

The duck has fun doing flips in water

A boat has its building floating on water

It's taken off

You're dreaming

More?

What flowers are like umbrellas?

Which animal is like a snake in water?

The lotus is like an umbrella in the pond

An eel is like a snake in the water

Cool, take it off

I don't like taking my clothes off

I like taking my pants off. May I?

Like taking pants off ? You sure are foxy !

I wonder how many identities you have !

How long is your damn hair?

As long as I love you

We'll be happy ever after

No...

What is it?

How could it happen?

You're naked?

Sweetie really gave me a hard time

Did you find the jade finger?

No

No?

Then we just have Ms. Mussel left now

She's the eldest sister of the flowers

She's really cool

You're putting me in danger

I couldn't even take Sweetie alone

How can I take Mussel altogether?

Don't you dare?

I'll do it

You're my best friend

You go for me

But you need to play a minor role

What is it?

To play a painted face

Ghost

Help...

Jade finger

Give it to me

Please give me back the jade finger

Okay

The finger is here

Shit. I lose again !

Ladies

What's the matter?

I found the jade finger

Release me

Let me off, please

It hurts ! I beg of you. Please, let me down