Original subtitles

-Good evening. -Good evening.

In this show, six strangers...

live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

First, Yosuke-kun...

confessed that he was interested in Hana Imai.

So, I thought it'd be good to get more familiar with her, and get in touch with her.

He invited her on a date over the phone.

That was really aggressive, wasn't it?

Once he decided to go for it, he went incredibly quickly.

But before that, he was saying

that Rina-chan was cute.

That's true.

Is there anyone you like?

Anyone I like?

Like, do you have any interest in falling in love?

That, I do have.

I see.

Well, today was supposed to be a thank-you dinner,

but we should go out again to eat.

Ah, that'd be nice, we should.

She was like, "Let's go out to eat again."

-The vibes were good. -The vibes were good, yeah.

I thought, "Wow, she's quite cute."

What?

Now I'm all out of whack.

It's from here where everyone's anger started to ignite, right?

He said the vibes were good.

There it is! Vibes?

Yo-san, you're feeling some vibes?

It can take some time to get to like someone.

That's something you know yourself.

So you got to really spend time with him. To put it briefly.

If I spend a bit more time with him...

Exactly. That's why you should go on another date.

-Go for it! -Okay!

That innocent artist,

to make her feel that way is a bit...

-You're right! -It's a crime.

At the same time, while she's made progress in deciding to go for him seriously...

he's confessing his feelings to Hana-chan. This is really something...

Do you feel like you want to date right now?

I'm predisposed to love, so...

You're predisposed to love? Ah, I see.

If I'm not dating anyone...

then I don't have any good self-motivation...

so I'd always be like, "I gotta do it, gotta do it!"

I see how it is.

So, then... You should date me.

Huh? What?

Continuing on from last week...

a result will come of it today.

-That's true. -Should we watch?

-Can I say one more thing? -Ah, of course. Sorry.

Daiki-kun...

has decided to aim for childcare work,

and he's decided to take the high school finishing exams.

-I want to root for him! -I hope he does well.

Thank you very much, everyone.

-"Thank you for your attention." -Forgive us.

I see how it is.

So, then... You should date me.

Huh? What?

What? What?

I know it's not the most natural course of events, but...

Are you serious?

You're kidding, right? Are you really saying this?

I'm being serious.

Huh? What... how?

This is only the third date. We've only ever met three times.

But even only meeting three times, a part of me is really drawn to you.

Without a relation to the number of times or amount of time, it's just my intuition.

-You mean it's the vibes. -Yeah, vibes. My vibes.

I've let you know my vibes.

The rest you are free to decide.

I don't want to force anything, but...

If you have an answer, I want you to say it.

And if you don't know, I want you to think about it.

I... don't think I can respond to those feelings.

Yeah.

-Cheers. Cheers. -Cheers.

Cheers? Cheers to this?

Of course it's cheers. I feel relieved now I've said it.

-Really? -Yeah.

Yo-san, you're the perfect person,

and you have so many interesting surprises to you,

but I've only met you... three times?

Yeah.

My vibes are that I just want to be drinking buddies.

Ah. I see.

Okay.

Thank you.

Same here.

What happens if you take them off?

I can't see anything.

I can't see your facial expressions, so things get more socially awkward.

-Aren't you like that anyways? -What?

-Always socially awkward. -You caught me.

Oh? Welcome back!

-Hey. -Welcome back!

-Did you buy something? -What's up?

Well...

Can you all drink?

-What? -Sure.

I'm pretty... well, very drunk...

-Oh really? -Yeah.

To a long day!

Cheers!

-What's up, Yo-san? -What's wrong?

I went to get food with Hana...

I know, I know.

I confessed and got rejected!

-What! You c-confessed!? -I did.

How was it?

-What? -What?

Like, "I can't hold it in anymore"?

No, well... she's seriously an amazing woman.

So I said it.

So by you confessing,

that means from today, there's no more Rinati for you?

That's true. That's true.

Did you attack pretty hard?

But, I dunno...

If Rina pushed a bit harder, I might go for her.

-Ohh! -Ohh!

Isn't that fine?

This seems good.

Translated by Alice (terracemouse) Corrected & Titled by Brian (goob)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXING INSTRUCTOR

RINA SUMIOKA, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 28 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

MIDORI TAKECHI, 20 YEARS OLD TEMP WORKER

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

-Oh. -Hey!

Hey!

You have a mosquito repellent set up and everything...

What's up?

You know how I invited you out to get food the other day?

When we went to that restaurant?

And so...

for Kamakura...

Well, I bought a book about the Enoshima trainline,

thinking maybe...

there might be somewhere nice around there.

Around Kamakura?

There's tons of great places. There's only great places.

So I was thinking maybe you could take me to one of them...

-Sure. -Really?

Yeah.

I want to show you one temple I'd really recommend.

-A temple? -Yeah.

That sounds nice.

And then,

there's also this amazingly delicious soba restaurant...

Those are the places I guess I'd like to take you.

I'll think about it a bit.

-Really? -Yeah.

Thanks! I'll be looking forward to it then.

Okay.

-What? What's wrong? -It's nothing.

That's great. It'll be fun.

Yeah.

Okay, leave it up to me.

-Thank you! -Yeah.

-Here it is! -You seem really cheery.

No...

You seem so happy, Yama-chan.

Surprisingly, I now actually really like Yo-san.

You're weird.

I want to give him these words: "This is humanity."

"This is humanity."

This is what it is. To be a popular guy.

Tori-chan, what's wrong? Tori-chan.

-You're angry, right? -Angry?

Angry-ndl?

It's Angry-ndl!

If that was how he really is, I feel like he should have been himself

as soon as he entered.

Didn't it feel he was definitely giving off an air of "I'm different from the rest"?

Weren't you praising him for that 'til now?

That's because I thought he was different. I thought he was.

The women just made an Imai brand on their own.

That's not true! He made people think that way.

Didn't he?

Any manliness is now totally gone.

Not even a speck?

Do stocks ever drop this drastically?

-It's amazing. -Yeah, it's amazing.

Daiki-kun asked, "Then, that means that things are done with Rina-chan, right?"

He confirmed with him that one time. That was really cool.

So cool!

In the end, Daiki-kun is really cool.

I understand him.

And then, who was that struggling student who was briefly shown?

That's the kid who's struggling to get into college.

Struggling to get in?

There's a baby at his house, so he can't focus on his studies.

So he's come here to study at his relatives'.

-He's borrowing their bed. -He's that kind of kid.

-Struggling student Tetsuya. -Struggling student Tetsuya.

Good luck.

Let's hope finally, this year, he can get into the Something-or-Other Center.

Alright, I'm going for it!

-First, starting off from middle school. -Okay.

I didn't understand any of that.

The stuff I bought earlier and showed both of you.

The really thick reference books?

So you have to start studying from middle school material?

I'd actually want to do the elementary school material.

"For the following groups of numbers,

use symbols to indicate which are larger and smaller."

You mean, inequality signs, right?

Inequality signs...

What are you laughing about?

(* Daiki read the word wrong.)

What are inequality signs?

They show which number is larger...

-Oh, this! -Yeah, that.

-Ohhh. -The thing like this?

Yeah, that, that.

What's "3 out of 2"?

2 out of 3 is when you have 3 things, but you only use 2, right?

Oh? Or am I wrong?

-"1 out of 2" is 0.5, right? -It's half, right?

So that's 1 divided by 2.

-2.5 and -1.5...

which one of those is a smaller number?

It's -2.5, right?

Correct!

-3/2 ku* zero.

(* the Japanese syllable ku [く] looks like 'less than' [ < ] )

"Ku"?

Should you check if your answer's correct?

It was correct!

Yay!

There's a long road ahead!

A long road ahead...

Rina asked me...

to go to Kamakura together.

-Rinati did? -Yeah.

The fact that I was married and got separated,

and that I confessed to and was rejected by Hana, those two things...

I should probably tell her, right?

Oh? All three of them don't know? The girls.

I haven't told them yet, so...

they'll find out soon by watching the show.

I wonder how you can bring that up.

It's not the sort of thing you'd just bring up...

But if we go on a date, and then afterwards,

the fact that I asked Hana-chan to date me...

is shown to them, that's also bad, right?

-That's true. -Yeah.

It's gotten complicated, and I'm in a panic now.

-Okay. -Okay!

Go!

-We'll be back! -We'll be back!

Your clothes today are really nice.

Hmm?

-Your clothes. -I'm all dressed up, right?

-They're really nice. -Right?

Yesterday, at Futagotamagawa,

there were a lot of shopping malls,

and my studio was over there, so during my free time I went...

-Did you buy it yesterday? -Yeah.

Everything? Everything?

No, not everything. Just the top.

MYOHONJI TEMPLE KAMAKURA

It feels so bizarre to be with you at a place that's very familiar to me.

-Really? -Yeah.

-It's cool today. -Yeah, the breeze feels really good.

Here we go.

Cheese!

-I'm satisfied. -Thanks!

CHIKUAN SOBA KAMAKURA

Thank you for waiting. Here is your Kamakura Gozen set.

-Here. -Excuse me.

Oh, amazing!

-Isn't it insane? -This is amazing!

Bon appétit!

Bon appétit!

Yum.

-It's delicious, right? -It's tasty.

You know how...

when you think about romance,

you said it gets harder to focus on work?

Yeah.

What's the longest you've dated someone?

-Mm? My longest relationship? -Yeah.

Probably 2-3 years.

That was, like, with an ex-girlfriend?

Well...

How would you put it...? Someone I was with long ago.

For me, when I start to get into romance,

I think all the way up to marriage.

If he's not someone important enough for me to think about that,

then it makes me wonder why I'm dating him.

Are you also the more cautious type?

I guess so...

You got quiet.

No, no, no...

Today, we've talked about various things,

and one thing that I thought was...

Well, this is a date, right?

Yeah.

Why did you invite me out?

I wanted to know more about you, so I just naturally asked you.

I see.

If you wanted to go out to eat, you'd invite that person, right?

I would.

If you were interested in someone, you'd talk to them, right?

I'm just trying to do something normal.

I see. That's sorta cute...

What the...?!

YUIGAHAMA, KAMAKURA

The weather's not too great.

That's true.

It got quite cloudy.

There's no girls out either.

-Yeah, there aren't many today. -Right.

Didn't Yo-san say he was going to the beach? With Rinati.

Will he be able to say the stuff about Hana?

He will, right?

-If it were me, I wouldn't say it. -You wouldn't?

-I wouldn't be able to. -Oh...

But I think Yo-san will say it.

-He seems like he'd say it. -True.

He doesn't seem like he'd be able to hide that sort of thing.

Yeah, given his personality.

Yo-san's personality.

INAMURAGASAKI SEASIDE PARK

I feel so relaxed when I'm with you.

We can talk a lot, and being together is fun.

Yeah.

I feel like I can talk about anything with you.

-I feel that way too. -How are things with you?

I-- well...

Well, I was also thinking...

When we decided to go out together, I was thinking I would talk to you about this...

And today, also,

while we were hanging out, I was thinking about when I'd talk about this...

What? Is something bothering you?

It's not that something's bothering me.

Well...

So, I've been married before.

I also have a daughter...

-You do? -Yeah.

But we're separated.

-I see... -Yeah...

So you're a divorcé?

It was an international marriage.

I really wanted to live together,

but then the two of us spoke logically,

and decided to break it off.

I see...

And then, also...

-Until just recently... -Yeah.

Well...

Well, there's someone I was interested in.

Yeah.

Until recently.

Until just recently...

Yeah.

Well...

Well, there's someone I was interested in.

Yeah.

Until recently.

That person was...

There was someone...

well, to be specific,

I was interested in Hana Imai, until recently.

Do you know her? Hana Imai.

Yeah.

And when I invited her out for food, I felt...

she was really attractive.

And so...

I confessed to her.

I see. Anyways, I'll listen.

-And then? -I confessed to her and was rejected.

I'm a piece of trash, right?

You're such a piece of trash!

And then since then, a little time has passed...

and now I'm here on this date.

What sorts of feelings did you spend this whole day with?

Don't fidget!

If, say, someone confessed their love to me after meeting just 3 times,

it'd be totally impossible for me.

I mean, I'm not trying to diss you.

Yeah.

I don't know what Hana-chan would have thought...

But somehow...

I'm sorry, are you feeling down? Are you okay?

-I'm not feeling down. -Are you sure?

I don't know why, but right now, I feel really sad.

-Why? -I don't know.

Why are you sad? It's not that you really don't know, right?

Don't be sad!

But I understand what Rina-chan's saying.

Yeah, of course.

"So, with what intentions were you here today?"

-Yeah, exactly. -Exactly!

Is there no way to save this guy?

-No, no. -There's still...

It's just that all of us have

-imagined this guy and it's different from this image. -Just on our own.

He was really close to your ideals.

I'm really sorry for us doing that.

I'm truly very sorry.

-What's this? -I'm sorry.

We should apologize, on the other hand.

We just couldn't see clearly. All us females here.

-Scary, scary... -Scary, scary.

What is this?

Women are scary! Actually, quite really scary!

The fact that they're apologizing is actually really scary.

So, well...

What is it?

Yo-san told me about some harsh realities...

What, what, what?

Actually...

Yo-san told me... that he is a divorcé.

And that he has one kid.

And there was one more thing that surprised me.

What, what, what? How far does this go?

What is this, today?

He had someone he was interested in before.

-What, before? -Well, before meaning...

Recently? I'm not sure.

And that person was...

-Hana-chan. -Whaaaat!

Isn't that shocking?

And when he invited her to dinner...

What?

...he suddenly told her that he loves her.

He loves her!?

I don't get this at all.

But now, Hana-chan has totally rejected him.

So he seems totally over it.

What did you think, Rinati? Seriously.

When you heard about Hana-chan...

Wasn't it a shock?

More than a shock, it was like...

"So, spending all day with me today,

with what sort of feelings were you spending that time?"

That's what I thought...

I wanted to tell the truth about myself

in my own words,

partially because I saw Rina as a woman.

And so when I spoke about it,

and I saw Rina's sorta-unsure face,

at that time, I got...

really sad.

Yeah.

What are you gonna do from here?

Oh, he's gonna cry.

Oh?

What are you gonna do from here?

I haven't even fully come to grips with it, myself.

It made me think of lots of things, like all the people I've dated 'til now.

And well...

In the end, I realized I couldn't end up making anyone happy...

Yeah.

I was really in love, so I married my ex-wife.

And I remembered many things,

like my daughter's face.

I'm doing everything so pitifully, and just seeing myself be so miserable,

I started thinking about all those sorts of things...

and I started to really hate myself...

Like...

I'm always acting on emotion.

Telling Hana that I love her, going on a date with Rina,

and then seeing that unsure expression on Rina...

and then thinking about all that we've spoken about, and that part that made her...

get disgusted by me,

I started to think, "What am I doing!?"

Yeah...

This might be a little harsh, but...

If you leave things like this, isn't it sorta half-hearted?

How do I say this? You talk about your past,

and you're thinking it will make you feel all better,

but after saying it, the other person gets a shock.

And now you're remembering your past, on your own...

But you can't change that anymore.

I want you to move one step forward.

For Yo-san,

if his appearance, or his personality, or his upbringing,

were a little bit worse, things...

would have been better.

-Ohhh. -But instead,

his inner self can never overcome that.

Ohh.

So everyone like us women, all end up seeing him as something greater.

So then we'll always get disappointed. Always, definitely.

Poor guy!

If he brings out his true self,

women will definitely run away.

Poor guy!

We have to give him a hug.

Scary~~!

So scary!

No, no, no, no!!

-So scary! -Why is it scary?

So...

you have to be like a mother to him.

Everyone's treating him like a prince.

Sorry, Omi. Did we ever do that to you?

-It's alright. -It's alright?

It's just merely scary.

-Really? -Poor guy.

I see... I...

I'm sorry for saying all of those things.

I didn't have any sort of lofty thoughts,

I was just simply being jealous.

So he's no different than Tecchan on the inside, right?

Right! So for us,

if he had that struggling student look,

then, from the beginning, we would have been like, "Good luck!"

But because he was handsome...

True! When he first appeared,

we called Yo-san the ideal form of Tecchan,

and we said things like he was the final evolved form of Tecchan.

But it's not evolution.

-He just got older. -He just got older?

Yeah.

He was just a different version of Tecchan.

-Yeah. -Even though he still has a small engine...

-his outer body just changed. -Right, right.

I see, I see.

I see, so they just put on a bigger, outer body.

Even though the engine's from a scooter.

Yeah, yeah.

That's great. I love them both.

-Yeah, yeah. That's what it is. -A scooter on the inside...