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♪ Hey, what you doing?
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♪ Everybody's moving
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♪ It's time for Little Lunch
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♪ It's time for
running, swinging, sliding
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♪ It's time to
bounce and sink and hide
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♪ It's time for
shouting, laughing, climbing
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♪ It's time to skip this beat
and start that rhyme
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♪ Before your class goes back
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♪ Well, you got to eat your snack
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♪ Take off the plastic wrap
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♪ And do a little hand clap
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♪ Hey, what you doing?
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♪ Everybody's moving
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♪ Hey, what you doing?
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♪ It's time for Little Lunch! ♪
Whoo!
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-Hot.
-Hot.
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Too hot to move.
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Too hot to eat.
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Too hot to think.
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I kept everyone cool
by spraying them with water...
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..from my mouth.
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Everyone loved
getting sprayed with water.
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I didn't love it.
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Yes, you did.
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You kept spraying
bits of rice cracker on me too.
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You like rice crackers.
Not that you've chewed first!
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Oi!
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It was horrible being so hot,
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but getting Rory's second-hand spit
on my leg was more horrible.
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We needed to do something...
apart from getting sprayed by Rory.
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Which was disgusting.
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I tried to think of something
that would spark everyone up.
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Then I remembered how my dad
always sparks up dinner parties
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by telling a really,
really funny joke,
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so I decided to tell everyone
my dad's...
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..funniest dinner party joke!
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And that got everyone's attention.
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That got nobody's attention.
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Shouldn't you be reading your book?
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Who's ready
for this really funny joke?
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I've seen my dad tell this joke
over and over again,
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sometimes on the same night
to the same people,
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so I know it really works.
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A golfer was playing golf
with another golfer.
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One golfer said,
'What's your handicap?'
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'Oh, I'm a scratch golfer,'
the other replied.
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'I write in all my good scores
and scratch out the bad ones.'
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Was that a joke?
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What's wrong with you people?
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That's straight
out of Dad's joke book,
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1,001 Hilarious Golf Jokes
For All Occasions.
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'For All Occasions'!
Like, even now!
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Don't know why
they needed 1,001 jokes.
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They could have left that one out
and kept it at 1,000.
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It's a really funny joke.
No, it's not.
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But everyone was too hot
to appreciate it.
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It wasn't the weather, Atticus.
It was!
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My dad is the funniest man
in the world,
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and it's not just him that says it -
other people do too.
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He might be funny,
but we didn't think that joke was.
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Which is why I challenged them all
to tell a funnier one.
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Go on, who's got a funnier joke?
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I know - let's have
a joke competition. Come on.
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The prize will be this brand-new
marshmallow bar - unchewed.
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The problem with that
was it was so hot
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that the marshmallow would have been
melted liquid marshmallow.
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No-one wanted that.
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So, I said,
'Fine. The prize will be...
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..my dad's credit card.'
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I was really looking forward
to the melted marshmallow bar.
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So you could drink it
and spray it all over us?
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No!
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OK, first rule
of the joke competition -
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everyone needs to tell a joke.
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I didn't wanna tell a joke.
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Second rule
of the joke competition -
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everyone needs to tell a joke.
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I don't even know any jokes.
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Third rule
of the joke competition...
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Everyone needs to tell a joke.
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I didn't know what to do.
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If I got up, Atticus would think
I wanted to tell a joke,
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and if I sat still,
Atticus might point at me to start.
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Luckily, Tamara said she'd go first,
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and luckily,
she took a long time to warm up.
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Tamara, you're telling a joke -
not running cross-country.
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It doesn't matter what in,
the point is I'm competing,
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and competing means winning,
and winners warm up, end of story.
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Well, not really end of story,
because first I told my joke.
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Contestant one, take your position.
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OK, what's invisible
and smells of carrots?
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Bunny flatulence.
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The only reason Tamara got a laugh
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is for saying
the word 'flatulence'.
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And 'flatulence'...
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..is a rude word,
because it means 'fart'.
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She's just using bad language
to cover a lack of funny material.
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That's just too easy.
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OK, surely someone
can do better than that.
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I still couldn't think of any jokes.
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I tried to remember
one I got from a Christmas cracker,
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about a snowman who goes
into a house, or the shop...
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The second-hand shop?
I couldn't remember.
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I was so happy when Debra-Jo
said she'd go next.
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I've done a lot of eisteddfods,
doing speeches,
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so I can perform jokes really well.
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You don't perform jokes -
you tell them.
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You can't just stand there, Atticus.
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You have to give it...
a little more.
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A little more.
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Hey, everybody! Why didn't
the sunlight go to university?
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Why are you talking like that?
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Because it had too many degrees.
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Get it? Because it had degrees.
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It's sunlight. It has degrees.
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Why would sunlight
even go to university?
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Yeah, why would sunlight
go to university?
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Good one, Battie.
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Why would anyone go to university?
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I probably would have won
an eisteddfod with that joke.
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We were still on the hunt
for the winner,
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so I asked who wanted to go next.
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And Atticus looked at me.
Everyone looked at me.
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Maybe I could do the joke
about the crocodile who drank milk,
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but I couldn't remember the
funny bit at the end of the joke.
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That's the bit
that's the most important.
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But then Atticus looked away
and said...
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Battie.
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I make up my own jokes.
He makes up good ones.
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Usually about cowboys
and light bulbs.
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I've made up about 117 jokes
about cowboys and light bulbs.
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Hang on.
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Yeah, 117.
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How many cowboys
does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, because they all shot each
other and they all died.
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Only the boys laughed.
It was a boy joke.
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That means 'not funny'.
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Now it was only me and Rory
that hadn't told a joke.
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I had big butterflies.
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I decided to do a pirate joke
I heard on TV once
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about a pirate who had a hand.
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No, wait... a hook hand?
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And he gets an itchy eye, and he
scratches it with his, um... hook?
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Did I mention
he had an eyepatch as well?
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I think I needed to mention that.
Anyway, Rory went before me.
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I take the art of comedy
very seriously,
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so when it was my turn,
I first warmed up the room.
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So, where you guys from?
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Here.
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OK!
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Then, when they were all warmed up,
I began to tell my joke.
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Comedy is all about rhythms.
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It's all about timing,
and I am a master of...
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Big hairy bums!
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He really is good with...
Timing.
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So, there was only me left.
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They were all looking at me,
waiting for me to say something.
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Hook, hand, eyepatch, itchy nose.
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No, wait, itchy eye...
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OK, that's everyone done.
Time for round two.
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But they skipped me.
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Of course I skipped Melanie.
I know how shy she is.
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I wasn't gonna make her tell a joke.
That would be mean.
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Melanie really, really hates
talking in front of people,
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and I don't want Atticus
to get a big head when I say this,
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but I thought it was really nice
that he left Melanie out.
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OK, gather in close, everyone.
Prepare for my second joke.
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Another hilarious golfing gag.
Yeah!
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A husband and wife are playing the
fifth hole at their golfing club.
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I know I didn't want to tell a joke,
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but I also didn't want to be
left out of the joke competition
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and out of the joke circle.
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Why do I keep letting myself
be left out of stuff?
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Why do I have to be so scared
all the time?
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Like that time
we had a rhyming race.
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I knew all kinds of words
that rhymed with 'hat'.
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I knew 'cat', 'bat',
'mat', 'flat', 'sat'.
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Come on, one of you must have
a rhyming word for 'hat'.
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'Rat', 'fat', 'splat', 'chat',
'brat', 'scat', 'sprat',
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But I was too afraid to say anything
in front of everyone,
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so I just stood there
until Rory said...
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Dog.
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Close enough. You win, Rory.
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Yes!
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Drat.
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Then there was the time
we had to do an art project
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on the world's greatest structures.
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I spent three weekends building
the Taj Mahal out of matchsticks.
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Who wants to show the class
their artwork?
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But I was too scared to take mine
out of my bag to show everyone,
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even though it was really,
really good.
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This is the Eiffel Tower.
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I made it out of toilet rolls this
morning while I was on the toilet.
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Or when I got Student of the Week
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and had to go on stage
during assembly.
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I also got a swimming achievement
certificate.
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And the husband says, 'No way!
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The last time I tried that,
I got a triple bogey on that hole.'
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Atticus Busby, ladies and gentlemen!
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Oh, yeah!
Big round of applause for Atticus!
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That was the best joke so far.
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We may not get it,
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but it was definitely the longest
and took the most remembering.
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So if no-one's
got any funnier jokes...
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I have a joke.
..I'm proud to present...
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I have a joke.
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..that the winner
is none less than A...
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Wait! I have a joke!
Everyone, listen!
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I'm going to tell it right now!
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I'm normally not rude like that,
but I had to do this.
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Everyone was staring at me.
My heart was pounding.
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My head was pounding too.
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Could you please stop that, Rory?
Sorry.
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Knock, knock.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
Ididap.
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Ididap who?
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That's it. That's the joke.
'I did a poo.'
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Nobody laughed...
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..for about seven seconds.
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'Ididap who?'
'I did a poo!'
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Oh, right! 'I did a poo!'
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Oh, yeah! I get it! Oh!
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I didn't get it.
I still don't get it.
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'Ididap who?'
I mean, what does that even mean...
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Oh! 'I did a poo!'
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I get it! Get it, Battie?
That's funny.
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OK, my joke was way more classy,
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but that was the funniest
knock-knock joke I've ever heard.
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Sometimes low-rent humour
can work on a high-shelf level.
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I took a risk, I made up a joke
and I won the competition!
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I felt very happy about that.
Maybe a little too happy.
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Mrs Gonsha, knock, knock!
Oh! Who's there?
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Ididap.
Ididap who?
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You said, 'I did a poo!'
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Mrs Gonsha, you did a big, fat poo!
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Melanie had to go
to the principal's office
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and sit in the corner
for half an hour.
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That's the price you pay for pushing
the boundaries of comedy.
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♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh
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♪ Hey, what you doing?
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♪ Everybody's moving
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♪ Hey, what you doing?
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♪ Little Lunch! ♪
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I'm a pretty good tree-climber
246
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,900
because I got lots of practice
on the old climbing tree
247
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,020
at the back of the school.
248
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,200
I hold the record
for getting to the top.
249
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,740
20 seconds.
250
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,100
I also hold the record
for getting back down.
251
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,620
Two seconds.
252
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,660
If the monkey bars were full
253
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,460
or Mrs Gonsha told me to get off
because I was hogging them,
254
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,340
I'd use the climbing tree
to swing instead.
255
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,640
That how I developed my biceps,
my triceps and my deltoids.
256
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,620
Actually, I don't know
what deltoids are,
257
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,780
but I'm pretty sure I got them
from climbing.
258
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,860
I love all the trees at school
because I love all living things -
259
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,620
trees, flowers, puppies,
260
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,540
tadpoles, puppies,
261
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,020
birds... and puppies.
262
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,740
I think you already said puppies.
Well, I really love them.
263
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,620
That's why I'm knitting a little
puppy scarf for Knitting Club.
264
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,180
This pattern's for a normal scarf.
265
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,180
But I'm changing it to be
for a puppy.
266
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,660
Because it's shorter and quicker?
No...
267
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,780
But you said before,
'Guys, can you help me hold these?
268
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,820
This stupid scarf
is gonna take ages!'
269
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,060
Rory, we're supposed to be talking
about the old climbing tree.
270
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,220
Oh, yeah, I discovered in Grade 2
that it had this hole
271
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,180
that was just the right size
272
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,680
for hiding all the disgusting food
my mum packed in my lunch.
273
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,180
There were salami sandwiches
from the start of Grade 5,
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00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,140
tuna rolls from Grade 4,
275
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,340
banana yoghurts
going back to Grade 3...
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00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,620
Banana yoghurt, tuna rolls.
Rory, that's revolting.
277
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,060
I know. Why did you think
I had to stick 'em in the tree?
278
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,660
The thing about the old climbing tree
that has always bothered me
279
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,340
is why do trees have to have
such big, fat roots...
280
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,740
..at the bottom...
281
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,820
..that are a safety hazard...
282
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,480
..to all students?
283
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,860
Whoa!
284
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,620
I spent a lot of Grade 2
in the old climbing tree,
285
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,300
and a lot of Grade 3,
286
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,540
and a lot of Grade 4,
and a lot of Grade...
287
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,460
You don't think
there might be a quicker way
288
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,560
to say you've always loved the tree?
289
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,700
I've always loved the tree.
290
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,380
Not to do anything in,
just to sit there and do nothing.
291
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,380
I'm not doing nothing, Rory.
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00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,700
I've thinking
about life's big questions,
293
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,300
like why no-one's
ever invented cola milk.
294
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,740
There's chocolate milk,
strawberry milk,
295
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,580
but you can't get cola milk
anywhere.
296
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,900
Why not? It would be delicious.
297
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,740
Cola milk would be delicious.
298
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,500
See, I'm not doing nothing.
What are you doing?!
299
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,420
I just told you - I'm thinking about
life's big questions.
300
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,140
I don't mean
when you're in the tree.
301
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,400
I mean right now, to my wool!
302
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,820
Battie is a daydreamer, and trees
are excellent for daydreaming.
303
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,940
But, last week, when Battie went out
to the tree to daydream,
304
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,660
it had been fenced off,
305
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,300
and there was a sign that said
'Danger - this area is off limits.'
306
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,500
Battie wasn't allowed up the tree.
None of us were.
307
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,900
What am I supposed to do with this?
308
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,700
Nobody knew what had happened.
309
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,900
I'll tell you what happened.
Except Debra-Jo.
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00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,940
As Student Wellbeing Officer,
311
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,740
it's my duty to look after
the wellbeing of all students.
312
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,140
We don't have
a Student Wellbeing Officer.
313
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,860
And this tree is dangerous.
314
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,260
Students can trip over these big
roots and really hurt themselves.
315
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,820
No-one's ever tripped except you.
316
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,780
So I've made an official complaint
to Mrs Gonsha
317
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,820
and, hopefully, soon this tree will
be chopped down with a chainsaw,
318
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,140
and taken away forever.
319
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,300
No need to thank me. The smiles on
your faces is all the reward I need.
320
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:41,340
We were all pretty shocked,
but Battie was the most shocked.
321
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,900
I felt really bad for him.
322
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,500
If Debra-Jo was gonna chop down,
say, my monkey bars,
323
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,180
I wouldn't let her, I'd fight back.
324
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,580
So I decided to help Battie
fight back.
325
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,140
The old climbing tree
must never be chopped down!
326
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,740
Who wants to help save
this beautiful old tree?
327
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,060
The old climbing tree
is stupid and dangerous.
328
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,980
Who wants it to be chainsawed
right through the middle?
329
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,740
I joined Tamara's group.
330
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,540
Trees are shelter for animals,
so it must be protected.
331
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,340
I went on Debra-Jo's side.
332
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,660
Chainsawing a tree just sounds like
more fun than saving a tree.
333
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,780
Sorry, Battie.
That's OK.
334
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,820
I couldn't decide which side to join
so I sat on the fence -
335
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,260
the one between the vegie garden
and the oval.
336
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,060
It's a really good fence.
You can see everything from there.
337
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,620
First, I saw Debra-Jo
walking away with Rory.
338
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,300
Let's walk and talk.
339
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:29,980
We need to stay focused and not let
anything get in our... way.
340
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,220
Then I saw Tamara
sit down with Melanie and Battie
341
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,660
to try and think of ways
of saving the tree.
342
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,380
Actually, I heard them.
343
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,420
♪ Trees are nature, trees are life
344
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:46,420
♪ Oh, please save the tree
345
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,340
♪ Trees are nature,
trees are life. ♪
346
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,940
It was a really good song
and it was super catchy.
347
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,220
Wasn't it, Battie?
What was?
348
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,700
We thought we could practise it
and sing it at assembly.
349
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,740
♪ Trees are nature,
trees are life
350
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,540
♪ Trees are nature... ♪
351
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,300
But then we remembered we'd be
at the Soccer Gala Day this week,
352
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,140
and we wouldn't be there
for assembly.
353
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,780
So then I suggested that we could...
354
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,660
..build an indestructible
force field around the tree,
355
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,920
like an invisible dome,
to save the tree!
356
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,620
I would come up with a better idea
if I was in my thinking tree.
357
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,700
That's why Tamara and I didn't
ask you for any more suggestions.
358
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,660
We just came up with our own ideas
on how to save the tree.
359
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,620
Sorry, Battie.
That's OK.
360
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,740
OK, I'm gonna run around
the schoolyard at high speed
361
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,900
and get kids to sign a petition
to save the tree.
362
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,180
And I'm gonna write a protest letter
and give it to the principal.
363
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280
Let's go!
Let's do it!
364
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,900
And I'm going to...
365
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,120
..climb up into my tree
and think about life.
366
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,740
I needed somewhere to talk
very privately
367
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,180
so I took Rory to my...
368
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,400
..Student WellBeing Monitor's
office.
369
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,300
Why are we in the bin area?
370
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,100
And I told him to have a seat.
371
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,320
Slot yourself in.
372
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,260
Then Debra-Jo told me the truth
about the tree.
373
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,780
She said the real reason
she wanted it removed was...
374
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,860
I've always wanted to win
the Green Ambassador Award,
375
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,580
and if that tree was gone,
376
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,740
that's what would make
an excellent place
377
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,140
for an eco-recycling bin
mega-station.
378
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:29,400
Not just one bin, five!
Maybe even six!
379
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,500
See how we go.
380
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:37,260
Hang on. She wanted to kill a tree
to win a Green Ambassador Award?
381
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,580
That doesn't even make sense!
I know.
382
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,220
But I had to go along with it.
I had no choice.
383
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,720
I worked for her now.
384
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,060
Rory, your first job is to spy
on the enemy and report back to me.
385
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,320
From now on, you are my eyes.
386
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,700
If I'm gonna be your eyes,
should I take your glasses?
387
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,440
Just get out of here.
OK. See ya!
388
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,660
Sometimes, a tree must be sacrificed
389
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,180
for a garden
to be filled with sunlight.
390
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,120
Were you talking to me?
No.
391
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,500
I was in the classroom writing
a protest letter to the principal.
392
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,460
But I couldn't think of anything
to write.
393
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,660
Then I realised the problem -
394
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,940
I was using
my mango-scented glitter pen.
395
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,180
Mango's never good
for letter-writing.
396
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:27,360
So I switched to fruity blueberry
and the words just started flowing.
397
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,020
How do you know how to knit?
398
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,120
I don't.
399
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,500
'Dear Principal, as young guardians
of the environment,
400
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,980
we will not allow the destruction
of the natural habitat.'
401
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,140
Hi, Rory.
402
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,240
Hi.
403
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,060
I wasn't having much luck
with my petition.
404
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,320
Getting signatures
was harder than I thought.
405
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,260
All of them five years old,
all of them girls,
406
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,860
all of them named Chloe.
407
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,780
I needed more signatures,
408
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,060
and I needed older kids
who could sign their name
409
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,160
without me having to do it for them.
410
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,000
Hi, Rory.
Hi, Tamara.
411
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,620
I was sitting in the tree
412
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,460
wondering how pineapples
can be so spiky on the outside
413
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,560
but so delicious on the inside.
414
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,800
Hi, Rory.
Hi, Battie.
415
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,300
I saw Battie sitting in the tree.
416
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,100
Hm. The tree is off limits.
417
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,460
This could be interesting.
418
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,620
I want you to go tell Mrs Gonsha
that Battie is up there
419
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,300
and get him into trouble.
420
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,500
You want me to do a double job?
421
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,080
You knew what you signed up for,
Mister. Just make it happen.
422
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,740
When opportunity comes knocking,
423
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,340
just make sure you're not sitting
in the bubble bath.
424
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,280
Who's in the bubble bath?
Will you go?!
425
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,460
There was not much time left
before the bell went
426
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,560
and things
were getting pretty tense.
427
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,400
Tamara was running back
with 17 signatures...
428
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,940
..Melanie had finished her letter
in fruity blueberry...
429
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,500
Mrs Gonsha!
430
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,160
..Rory was telling Mrs Gonsha
something...
431
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,460
..and Battie was up in the tree.
432
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,460
WAS up in the tree.
433
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,100
Battie got down the tree very fast.
434
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,200
About a second and a half.
435
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,180
He broke my school record.
436
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,140
Battie, you should not have been
up in that tree.
437
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,060
You could have
really injured yourself.
438
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,340
This just proves
that Debra-Jo was right -
439
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,140
the tree is dangerous, needs
to be removed from the schoolyard.
440
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,820
And you need to say
a big thankyou to Rory
441
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,200
because he came over and told me
you were in the tree.
442
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,900
Thank you, Rory.
Oh, don't thank me. Thank Debra-Jo.
443
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,140
She's the one who came up
with the whole plan in the bin area.
444
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,100
What? No!
Yeah!
445
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,140
She told me to dob on you
so that you would get in trouble
446
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,140
so the tree would be removed.
447
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,220
I don't think that...
448
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,060
Yeah, so that she could set up
her eco mega-station,
449
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,260
so she can win the Green Ambassador
450
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,660
and something else
about recycling bins.
451
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,360
I forget.
And I think she wanted... six?
452
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,440
Debra-Jo got into big trouble
for going into the bin area...
453
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,880
..and had to do three lunchtimes
of yard duty.
454
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,860
Rory got detention for dobbing,
455
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,840
and had to clean glue brushes
in the art room.
456
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,860
Tamara and Melanie
won the Green Ambassador Award
457
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,500
for putting environmental issues
at the heart of the school.
458
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,060
♪ Trees are nature,
trees are life
459
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,180
♪ Trees are nature,
trees are life. ♪
460
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,740
The old climbing tree was finally
chopped down and taken away.
461
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,420
I was pretty sad to see it go,
462
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,100
but the school planted a brand-new
baby tree in the exact same spot.
463
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,020
And that's where I go now
464
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,740
to sit and think about
the important questions of life.
465
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,260
Things like,
what is the point of mucus?
466
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:16,380
I mean, what does it do in our nose
and how did it even get there?
467
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,980
I know it's not a big thought,
468
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,900
but I'm only having
little thoughts for now,
469
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
until my little tree grows bigger.
470
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,380
Hi, Debra-Jo.
Hi, Battie. Whoa!
471
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,880
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