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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,239 Daniel. 2 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,720 Do you want to see something? 3 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,239 That's our holiday money. 4 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:45,800 All these pricks round here, noses in the air, looking down at us... 5 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,660 Fucking jealous now, in't they? 6 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,720 Do you want to hold it? 7 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,639 Don't want to get your prints on that. 8 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,119 Could make you an accessory. 9 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,639 Don't say those things to him. 10 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,199 About fucking time. 11 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,560 So, how do I look? 12 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,560 What is she, son? 13 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,279 She's a tart, Dad. 14 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,919 That's right. 15 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,280 She's a tart. 16 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,839 Is Lee coming? 17 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,040 No, Lee's away doing a bit of work. 18 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,599 Oh! 19 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,000 SHE CHUCKLES 20 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,919 - What about this? - No. 21 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,479 You would say no. 22 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,840 RADIO SWITCHES STATION 23 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,679 Let me do it! 24 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,159 What about this? This is nice. 25 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,999 RADIO SWITCHES STATION 26 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,319 That's it! 27 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,959 MUSIC: My Way by Paul Anka 28 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,439 - This is it! - No, no, no, not this. 29 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:57,719 Yes! 30 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,719 This is music. This is MY song. 31 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,359 Can we have something a bit...? 32 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,279 - SINGS ALONG: - # Of which I'm certain 33 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,199 # I've lived... 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,640 It's not a Frank one. It's a cover. 35 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:17,399 # And travelled each and every highway... # 36 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,839 Still good, though. 37 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,200 Eh! You listening, boy? 38 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:29,280 # I did it my way 39 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,999 # Regrets 40 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,280 # I've had a few 41 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,280 # Then again 42 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,999 # Too few to mention 43 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,360 # I did what I had to do 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,520 # Saw it through 45 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,600 # Without exemption 46 00:02:55,840 --> 00:03:00,360 # I planned each charted course 47 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,439 # Each careful step 48 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,320 # Along the byway 49 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,759 # And more 50 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,479 # Much more than this 51 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:20,159 - BOTH: - # I did it my way 52 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,759 # Yes, there were times 53 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,959 # I'm sure you knew 54 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:31,999 # When I bit off more than I could chew 55 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,279 # And through it all 56 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,719 # When there was doubt 57 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,439 # I ate it up! 58 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,359 # And spit it out! 59 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,839 # I faced it all! 60 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,359 # And I stood tall! 61 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:55,480 # And did it my... # 62 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,960 CARNIVAL MUSIC JINGLES 63 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,079 - Five nights? - Yeah. 64 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,639 Lovely. I've got a lovely room for you with a view. 65 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,319 Oh, perfect. 66 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,559 - Do you hear that, it's got a sea view. - Nice. 67 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,519 - Number three, so that's... - Third floor. - Right. 68 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,880 Breakfast from 7am. 69 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,160 CAMERA WHIRS 70 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,799 Here, mate! 71 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,439 - HE CLICKS FINGERS - Mate! 72 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,639 Do one of us, will you? 73 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,559 One of your Polaroids. 74 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,199 Do one of us, eh? 75 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,880 Just one, is all. 76 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,520 CAMERA WHIRS 77 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,159 Nice one. 78 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,400 Thank you. 79 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,160 Come on. 80 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,560 Wow. 81 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,799 Just popping out. 82 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,639 - You're coming back though, right? - Yeah, course I am. 83 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:13,890 - Because we've dinner at 8:00. - I said I'm coming back, didn't I? 84 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,000 DOOR SHUTS 85 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,360 - TV: - A doll! 86 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:26,440 MUSIC PLAYS FROM TV 87 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,040 What's the price, Miss? 88 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,480 DOOR OPENS 89 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,840 Come on. Let's fucking eat! 90 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,519 Daniel. 91 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,480 What is she? 92 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,759 - She's a tart, Dad. - Yeah! 93 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,080 She is a fucking tart. 94 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,999 Look at this place. What a fucking shithole. 95 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,519 No, it's nice. 96 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,919 Nice, is it? That's what you think? 97 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,279 Look, Daniel, tart's got an opinion. 98 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,919 - Can you talk, little tart? - Don't start, OK? 99 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,079 - LAUGHING: - I'm not starting, I'm just having a laugh! 100 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,559 A laugh, is all. 101 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,800 Come on. I'm just having a laugh, is all, a little bit of a laugh. 102 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,319 I want a nice evening out. 103 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,679 This is a nice evening out. We're having a nice evening. 104 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,639 This'll be nice. 105 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,480 Don't you think this is nice? 106 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,160 I've shat in better places than this. 107 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,519 So, anyway, what about you? 108 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,799 How's... How's life as a single woman about town? 109 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,359 Oh, stop! 110 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,119 You... You seem really well, Mum. 111 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,480 Yeah. Yeah, I am well. 112 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,439 - Do you miss him? - Yeah, of course I do. 113 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,679 Look, I was with Martin for a lot longer than I was with your dad. 114 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,879 I mean, he was a boring old bastard, but... 115 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,799 SHE LAUGHS 116 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,079 He was kind. 117 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,079 It's cancer, Danny. 118 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,800 Sometimes, I think you grieve before they die. 119 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,720 Well, I... I love the way that you came out of it. 120 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,959 - Really? - Yeah. 121 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,119 It's your life. You get to live it for you, for once. 122 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,599 Yeah. 123 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,599 Well, in that case, I'm going to get wankered. 124 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,880 THEY CHUCKLE 125 00:08:44,881 --> 00:08:48,079 Oh, you know that your Uncle Frank is out? 126 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,519 - Yeah, yeah, I heard. - Yeah. 127 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,679 I think Lee's going to pop round to see him tomorrow, so... 128 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,199 Well, you could join? 129 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,759 Yeah. I don't know, Mum. 130 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,279 Look, you know how down he gets. He needs family around him. 131 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:01,200 Look, Frank's great. I will go. It's just... 132 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,199 I don't know, him AND Lee together. 133 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,599 Two ex-cons. 134 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,239 - It's going to get a bit... male and manly for me. - Oh, Danny. 135 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,919 - Frank loves you. - I know, I know. - He IS my only brother. 136 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,799 I will. I'll go. I'll go and see him, I promise, next week. 137 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,559 Oh, excuse me, sorry. 138 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,599 Could I have a glass of white, please? 139 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,840 Thanks. 140 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,120 - Can I... Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 141 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,880 How come you stayed with Dad for so long? 142 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,079 Why you asking that? 143 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,159 I just... 144 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,599 You know, I don't know, it's just... 145 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,799 You could've... You could have left him sooner. 146 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,280 Why didn't you? 147 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,919 Look, when I met him, I was well turned out, 148 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,639 good looking, funny, smart. 149 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,240 I was a catch. 150 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:04,839 But by the time I went... looks was all I had. 151 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,680 Knowing the right shade of lippy to put on. 152 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,479 How can a person like that leave? 153 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,079 No, but you did. 154 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,159 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 155 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,280 So... So why not sooner? 156 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,799 You know? 157 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,719 Yeah, change the subject, eh, Danny? 158 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,039 I don't know. I just keep thinking about it because, I just... 159 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,399 - What if things might have been better if...? - Danny. 160 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,159 - No, wait, I don't mean... - Yeah, no... 161 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,039 - I just... I mean for you. - Danny... 162 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,640 - I just mean... - Please. 163 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,960 Sorry, I don't... I... 164 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,799 Talking of Lee, I was there at the weekend. 165 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,799 Took some pics of Dean. Do you want to see? 166 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,759 Yeah, of course I do. 167 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,999 - Go on. - He's really growing, look. 168 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,439 Oh, my God. 169 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,239 - He is really growing, isn't he? - Yeah. 170 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,639 - What has she got in her tits? - Oh, my God. 171 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,320 SHE LAUGHS 172 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,319 Oh. 173 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,119 Oh, that's just...that's just to check the, erm... 174 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,919 Uh...the... 175 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,279 Let's... 176 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,719 Shall we get you that glass of wine? 177 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,960 Excuse me. 178 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,919 MUTTERING: Fucking God... Jesus fucking Christ. 179 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,800 Oh, you fucking prick. 180 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,800 It's in your locker, Dan. 181 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,199 Oh, my God. 182 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,719 I'm going fucking nuts. 183 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,879 You still up for tonight? 184 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,719 Yes, yes. Yeah, I really am. 185 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,079 Erm...totally. 186 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,479 - But don't be late, OK? - No, I won't be late. 187 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,199 Max is doing his jambalaya. It has to be exactly right, 188 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,679 - and he will not serve it until everyone's there. - Jamie. 189 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,360 I won't be late. Don't worry. 190 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,000 Right. 191 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,119 OK, stupid question. 192 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,600 - I don't have anything in here, do I? - Like what? 193 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,920 Half a kilo of heroin? 194 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,239 Go through the fucking door, Dan. 195 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,570 - DOOR ENTRY BUZZES - Yeah. 196 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,479 Plato tells the story of a man called Gyges, 197 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,440 who finds a ring of invisibility. 198 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,279 Once Gyges puts the ring on, 199 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,079 he can do anything he likes. 200 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,319 Kill, steal. 201 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,999 Do anything at all without anyone finding out. 202 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,879 And where does big man find this ring? 203 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,439 GROUP LAUGHS 204 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,439 Plato's question is, 205 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,440 is there any reason for Gyges to be good? 206 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,530 Females? 207 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,399 Females. 208 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,479 Just females? Nothing else? 209 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,679 Well, I'm assuming this Gyges hasn't been saved by the light 210 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,199 - of the Lord Jesus Christ, so, yeah, just females. - Here we go. 211 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,119 You know what, yeah, I'll go with that. 212 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,519 When I was begging, if I see, like, three lads on a night out, yeah, 213 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,039 I know I'm getting nothing. 214 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,679 But if I see a man with a girl, and they got, like, shopping bags, yeah? 215 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,359 Like, honeymoon vibes. 216 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,639 I go straight up to him, ask him for money, 217 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,839 nine out of ten times, he gives it, yeah? 218 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,879 Like, I give him the chance to look kind and, like, he's got cash. 219 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,719 Like, I provide a service! 220 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,199 Serious! 221 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,679 Like, without me, he spends the night on Pornhub. 222 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,919 GROUP LAUGHS 223 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,479 OK. 224 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,439 So, Gyges should only be good if women can see him? 225 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,879 Look, Dan. Look around us, bro. 226 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,119 We've got female teachers, officers, nurses. 227 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,239 What, you take them all away, you think men are going to be, 228 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,919 - what, better? - It's nonsense. 229 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,039 "Nonce"? Is that a confession? 230 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,120 HE CHUCKLES, NO-ONE JOINS IN 231 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,320 Did you want to say something, Wallace? 232 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,039 Women are the salvation of men. 233 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,559 Yeah, that's what we're saying, Wallace. 234 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,119 But you got to earn it, you got to be decent first, 235 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,040 not just when they're looking. 236 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,319 So, some philosophers say that, erm, 237 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,399 masculinity is an identity 238 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,679 achieved through dominance. 239 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,479 In order for me to be a man, 240 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,879 someone else has to lose. 241 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,039 And more often than not, that someone is a woman or child. 242 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,519 No, Dan. 243 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,279 There are good men, and there's bad man, yeah? 244 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,319 Well, the writer, Bell Hooks, 245 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,079 she argues that the idea 246 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,119 of the good man is sexist. 247 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,950 She says we should want to be a good PERSON, not a good man. 248 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,960 In here, I don't think about being a good person. 249 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,560 But I do feel bad about not being a good man. 250 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,680 When I'm on the phone to my ex, and I hear my little girl crying cos... 251 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,559 ..you know, some teacher don't like her. 252 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,800 I can't do nothing. I can't sort it. 253 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,480 I feel like shit. 254 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,399 Yeah, I don't like the whole dominance thing. 255 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,559 It's belittling, if you don't mind me saying, Dan. 256 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,919 Erm... 257 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,479 Being a man, its way more than dominance. 258 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,960 - Mm. - A lot more. 259 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,959 DOOR OPENS 260 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,399 Oh, shit, it's VPs! 261 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,959 - I see you! - I'm going to cut your dick off, you little bastards! 262 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,919 As for the cowardly, the faithless! 263 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,599 - The detestable, the sexually immoral and liars! - I see you! 264 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,559 - There is the portion that burns with fire and sulphur! - Fucking bastards! 265 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,599 Sex offender fucks! 266 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:33,279 ANGRY CLAMOUR 267 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,999 You deviant fucks! 268 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,080 INDISTINCT SHOUTING 269 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,359 All right, Keith? 270 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,599 You all right? 271 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,639 - You weren't in class. - No. 272 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,039 They wouldn't let us off the landing. 273 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,759 I'd love to say it was an incident, 274 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,879 but, like as not, someone just 275 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,839 squashed a cockroach without the correct paperwork. 276 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,079 This place is a shite shambles, Dan. 277 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,759 DAN CHUCKLES 278 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,839 Well, I've... I've brought you some reading. 279 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,319 - I know you like a head start. - I do, I do. 280 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,799 Thank you. 281 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,439 It's a dialogue between Slavoj Zizek and Will Self. 282 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,839 Ah, Zizek! 283 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,039 The Billy Connolly of philosophy. 284 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,000 It's like if performance art fucked verbosity. 285 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,079 - Thanks for that, Dan. - That's all right. 286 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,959 I'll... I'll see you next class. 287 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,919 All right. Oh, by the way. 288 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,999 I could do something for you in return. 289 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,919 "In return"? What do you mean? 290 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,160 Well, your dad did time, right? 291 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,679 What makes you say that? 292 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,200 Well, in a place like this, word gets around. 293 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,239 Doesn't matter how. 294 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,160 What matters is, I know a guy who was inside with him. 295 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,840 He was your dad's pad-mate. 296 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,799 Right, that's what he said, is it? 297 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,079 He said he was my dad's pad-mate? 298 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,879 - Aye, for eight months. - Mm. 299 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,079 Now, that's a hell of a long time in a place like this. 300 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,519 And what's more is... 301 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,880 ..that man's in here. 302 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,159 You know, I could put you in touch. 303 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,200 You could...have a chat with him. 304 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,280 Would you like that? 305 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,119 I'll think about what you said. 306 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,560 - Right. - Yeah. 307 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,039 All right, Lee? 308 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,639 Hey. Erm, yeah. 309 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:57,039 Look, listen, you're going to Uncle Frank's today, right? 310 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,880 I thought I might... you know, tag along? 311 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,400 Yeah. Erm, when are you going? 312 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,400 Yeah. 313 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,159 Yeah, sure. Yeah, I've... 314 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,360 Yeah, I've got something I have to do first. 315 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,360 PHONE CAMERA CLICKS 316 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,440 PHONE CHIMES 317 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:07,879 The thing was, though, Dan, they made you fucking march. 318 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,359 What, like a soldier? 319 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,319 Like a fucking tin soldier! 320 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,919 They wanted to march you down to get your fucking chow! 321 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,159 This is years ago, Dan. 322 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,439 I'm a kid, so I'm not having this. 323 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,399 I give it the Travolta roll. 324 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,999 I'm all like... 325 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,479 THEY LAUGH 326 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,440 Wahey! There she goes, Saturday Night Fever. 327 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,199 This big screw takes one look. 328 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,399 Bang! Punches me right in the guts for that. 329 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,759 No. 330 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,159 Yeah, I go down like a sack of spuds. 331 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,159 Puked up all over his shoes, I did! 332 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,439 Oh! I bet they were shiny, and all! 333 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,199 But the next day, I'll do it all again. 334 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,279 I give it the roll, bang, punched in the guts, on the floor. 335 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,999 Next day, roll, bang, floor. 336 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,279 Ten days straight, I swear to God. 337 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,159 So, they change tack. 338 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,679 I go down, they gave me my dinner. 339 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,879 The whole plate is covered in salt. 340 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,239 Oh! 341 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,799 No, that's wrong, that is. 342 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,839 Yeah, you had to scrape it off even to eat, eh? 343 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,639 But I still give it the roll, right? 344 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:11,679 And every day they give me my plate of food, white with salt. 345 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,239 Ten days of that, chuck me in seg. 346 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,959 Oh! No, that is bad. 347 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,399 Dan, seg, that's awful. 348 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,479 I mean, I've never done seg, but they bury you down there, mate. 349 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,999 You sleep on a concrete ledge, Dan. 350 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,759 Each day, the screws would wake me up, take me outside, 351 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:30,039 give me a shovel, and make me dig an hole eight foot deep. 352 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,719 And at the end of the day, I'd have to fill it back in. 353 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,719 God, you must have been exhausted. 354 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,639 Dan, every day, when they open that door, I'd spring to my feet, 355 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,999 big smile and go... 356 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,039 "You got my shovel? I love digging." 357 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,119 THEY LAUGH 358 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,359 I loved it. I loved it. I did. 359 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,519 Right, but you hated it, really? 360 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,079 - I loved it. I pretended I loved it. - Yeah. 361 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,839 So, you didn't love it? 362 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,119 No, Dan, he loved it. He pretended. 363 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,719 I used to pretend I loved it, so, you know... 364 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,359 I LOVED it! 365 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,119 What about on your own? When you put your head on the pillow? 366 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,359 I'd been digging fucking holes all day. 367 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,399 I slept like a log. 368 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,559 LEE LAUGHS 369 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,639 What you got to remember about prison is... 370 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,919 ..it fucking loves to grip you in place. 371 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,799 Now, if you don't want that, 372 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,200 you've got to push back. 373 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,119 So, one day, they send me back to my cell. 374 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,799 No-one says a word. 375 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,599 I'm thinking, "Oh, aye, what now?" 376 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,639 They call feeding time. 377 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,319 I roll on down, just like always. 378 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,799 All eyes on me. 379 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,759 Give me my food. 380 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,319 Clean. 381 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,439 Not a grain of salt on it. 382 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,959 Earn their respect, Frank. 383 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,839 They'd given up on me. 384 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,279 So, I took that plate, look up at the screw who's with me, 385 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,999 and I say... 386 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,399 "Where's my fucking salt?" 387 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,479 THEY LAUGH 388 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,600 LIGHTER CLICKS 389 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,719 - Got any crisps or something, Nan? - No. 390 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,559 What do you mean, "No"? You got to have some. 391 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,959 No. Get off. 392 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,520 All right, all right, all right. 393 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,839 - Is it the puff? - Hmm. 394 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,760 Oh, you don't like to be around it. 395 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,600 He's a good lad - Lee. 396 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,759 He's done really well. 397 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,759 He's looking a bit tired, though, ain't he? 398 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,040 Yeah. I noticed that. 399 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:43,039 You digging holes again, Frank? 400 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,399 Making a pond for Mum. 401 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,359 Loads of wildlife in a pond. 402 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,599 Toads, ducks, dragonflies. 403 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,719 Could even get newts. 404 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,679 I don't want fucking newts. 405 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,880 DAN LAUGHS 406 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,159 Thanks, Nan. 407 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,679 I love wildlife. 408 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,599 When we was little, used to bunk the train to Sandwich, in Kent. 409 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,359 Sit on the shore, watch the sun go down. 410 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,839 I've not been back since I was a boy. 411 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,959 Well, we could go if you like, Frank? Get you some air. 412 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,279 - Well, great, but... - What about tomorrow? 413 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,079 Got to wait for a clear day, though. You want to clear day. 414 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,519 It's going to be really clear tomorrow. 415 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,519 Well, yeah. We'll,... 416 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,879 Yeah, we'll... 417 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,320 We'll do that, yeah, but we'll wait for a clear day. 418 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,600 Yeah. 419 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,560 Erm... 420 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,640 Frank, do you know where Dad is? 421 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,039 Why you asking that? 422 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,879 I just... 423 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,880 I just... I just want to know where he is. 424 00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:55,239 - You're not going to get in touch with him, are you? - No, no, no, no. 425 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,519 No. 426 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,880 Just want to know. 427 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,270 There's lots of reasons why people do crime. 428 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,519 With me, it's cos I was good at it. 429 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,559 With Lee, it's cos he had to, 430 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,479 he had no choice. 431 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,039 But with your dad, it was cos 432 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,879 he liked to subjugate people. 433 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,160 He loved to grind people down. 434 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,479 He enjoyed it. 435 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,200 He was a fucking weasel. 436 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,720 And you shouldn't need reminding of that. 437 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,960 This for starter, this for main. 438 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,000 Where's that prick with our drinks? 439 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,200 Well, we can see they're busy. 440 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,519 Oh, so sorry, guys. 441 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,479 There's been a problem in the kitchen. 442 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,559 It's all gone a bit...crazy. 443 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,759 Where's my drink? 444 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,159 Erm, they're just on drinks now, 445 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,599 but I thought, if I get your food order in, there should be no delay. 446 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,199 Oh, that is very considerate. 447 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,919 Off the kids menu, we'll have the sausage bites to start, 448 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,079 - and then the pasta, but with no cheese. - Of course. 449 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,120 And for me as a starter, could I get... 450 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,559 Actually, is the baked brie good? 451 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,159 Honestly, it's the best thing on the menu. 452 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,319 Not just saying that? 453 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,279 All right, well, normally, yes, but it is really good. 454 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,040 Well, how could I resist that? 455 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,240 Yeah, how could you resist that? 456 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,639 Great. And for you, sir? 457 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,839 Calamari. 458 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,679 Calamari. Fantastic. 459 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,559 And now for the mains. 460 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,839 I've actually got a special tonight, it's a grilled monkfish. 461 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,639 It comes with a baked potato, salad, and a pesto sauce. 462 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,439 Oh, that does sound lovely. 463 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,999 - You know, I think I'll take that. - Great. 464 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,479 Thought you were having cod. 465 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,159 Yeah, I was, but... 466 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,880 Well, don't let him upsell you. Have your fucking cod. 467 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,039 I want steak, cremated. 468 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,519 And if I see one drop of blood, 469 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,680 won't just be the fucking cow bleeding. 470 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,800 HE LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY 471 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,799 Uh... 472 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,319 Do you move as fast as you smile? 473 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,959 Uh, sorry, I... 474 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,799 - Don't start, he's just doing his job. - What you sorry for? 475 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,479 Uh, nothing. I'm not. I just... 476 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,839 So, you're not sorry? 477 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,079 Not sorry at all, then? 478 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,279 Should I just get the drinks? 479 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,650 Well, I'm not going to go up there and get them my fucking self, am I? 480 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,959 HE LAUGHS 481 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,600 Fucking fairy wanker. 482 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,159 Mum? 483 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,199 - Where's Dad? - He's having a drink. 484 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,359 What, by himself? 485 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,120 Go brush your teeth, Danny. 486 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,440 I wish Lee was here. 487 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,200 DOOR SLAMS 488 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,680 That what you want, is it? 489 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,199 - What you doing? - That what you fucking well want? 490 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,479 Is it? 491 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,759 That what you want? 492 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,279 Is that what you fucking well want? What do you want? 493 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,999 What do you want?! 494 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,919 Wear it. Here! 495 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,119 - Calm down! - Is that what you want, is it? 496 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,279 - Calm down, sir! - That what you fucking well want? 497 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,759 - Is that what you want? - Stop it. - There you go! Have that! 498 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,519 - Is that what you want, is it? - Stop! - Get off me! 499 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,119 That what you fucking well want? 500 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,799 - Is that what you want?! - Hey! - What are you...? 501 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,039 Let's go! 502 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,399 Now, calm down! 503 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,479 - Stop! - No! No! 504 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,039 No! No! No! 505 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,879 That what you want, is it?! 506 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,639 That what you fucking well want?! 507 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,320 That what you want, is it?! 508 00:29:21,591 --> 00:29:26,559 Honestly, I just cannot find anything wrong with it. 509 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,640 I just keep thinking that I can smell gas. 510 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,680 Well, can you smell it now? 511 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,759 Yeah. 512 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,319 Yeah, yeah, I think I can. 513 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,039 No, you can't. 514 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,959 Cos I've had the gas lines off for 90 minutes 515 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,639 and the windows open for 70. 516 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,879 So, if there's any gas in this room, 517 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,599 it is defying the basic laws of atmospheric circulation. 518 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,360 OK, so...so why can I smell it? 519 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,159 Uh, well, that is between you 520 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,920 and a caring and qualified psychotherapist. 521 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,279 Look, it's, erm... 522 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,279 It's a mechanical process. 523 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,239 Gas flow is initiated by physically turning the knob. 524 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,679 It's fine. 525 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,999 But if you want to get a second opinion, you're more than welcome. 526 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,760 Is that a thing in gas engineering? 527 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,519 No. 528 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,039 OK, so, I, uh... 529 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,479 I should just relax? 530 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,840 Yeah. Yeah, I'd give that a try. 531 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,359 You want me to check it again, don't you? 532 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,999 Yeah... Yeah. Is that totally insane? 533 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,439 Well, it is going to be exactly the same result. 534 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,199 And...I will have to charge you for another hour, 535 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,159 and you did say you had somewhere to be, 536 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,639 - and you're already late, so... - Yeah, yeah. 537 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,039 Erm, yeah... No, OK. 538 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,800 Sorry, yeah. Check it again, please. 539 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,799 ENGINEER SCOFFS 540 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,160 BAG UNZIPS 541 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,399 Hey, Jamie. 542 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,919 Hey. Yeah, I'm... 543 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,359 Yeah, sorry, sorry. 544 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,999 I'm on a bus, but there... There was... 545 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,719 There was this...this, erm... fight on the bus. 546 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,919 Yeah, yeah, yeah. These two guys. 547 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,839 Look, so, I'm... I'm on another one right now, 548 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,560 so I'm going to be there in... 549 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,519 Erm... 550 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,800 Well, listen, I mean, as soon as I can. 551 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,280 MUTTERING: Fuck this, fuck this, fuck this... 552 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,240 MUFFLED CHATTER 553 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,039 Hey. Max. 554 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,680 I'm so sorry. There was... 555 00:32:01,681 --> 00:32:06,279 There was a fight on the bus, and then there was roadworks, and it... 556 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,239 I'm going to go and try and rescue the jambalaya, 557 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,720 which was ready one hour and 25 minutes ago. 558 00:32:16,861 --> 00:32:20,239 WHISPERING: Is he really pissed off? 559 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,479 Yeah. 560 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,799 LIVELY CHATTER 561 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,199 But he is driving me nuts. 562 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,119 - So, this guy, he's a prisoner? - What's his name, Helen? 563 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,519 Damir. Do you know him? 564 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,119 I don't think so. 565 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,959 Well, I've been doing these lessons, parenting through play? 566 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,239 So, I bring in a bunch of toys for the men, 567 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,879 and I teach them how to play with their own children. 568 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,879 Oh, my God, that is amazing. 569 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,559 Because a lot of them don't know how. 570 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,719 They're often inside when their kids are born, and their own families... 571 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,799 It's not exactly like they come from homes where Dad engages fully. 572 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,319 I could not do it. Working in a prison, I just could not do it. 573 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,159 THEY LAUGH 574 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,239 But this one guy drives me nuts. 575 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,719 Damir, is he a lifer? 576 00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,919 Yeah, that's right. Do you know him? 577 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,919 Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I quite like him. 578 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,919 You work in a prison as well? 579 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,159 Yeah, I thought you taught philosophy? 580 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,719 I do. 581 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,799 Erm...in prison, to prisoners. 582 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,279 Wow. 583 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,879 Fucking wow! 584 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,479 That's just blown my mind. 585 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,079 That's incredible! 586 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,599 Well, anyway, this guy, Damir, 587 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,559 he insists on calling me "Miss" 588 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,759 despite me specifically telling him, call me Helen. 589 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,679 - No, that is annoying. - Thank you. 590 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,519 And he's always finding me a chair. 591 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,639 He will stop everything, and it's all like, 592 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,079 "Let's find Miss the best chair." 593 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,559 THEY LAUGH 594 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,319 - Yeah, what an arse. - No! 595 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,599 Dan. It's belittling. 596 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,519 Yeah. No, no, I get that. 597 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,239 That is kind of sexist, actually. 598 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,519 And if anyone says anything, he's straight in with, 599 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,359 "Have some respect. How would you feel if she was your sister?" 600 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,039 Like I need him to save me. 601 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,439 Well, I think... I think it's the other way round. 602 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,039 I think that you're saving him. 603 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,479 You know, he has to protect you from the other men 604 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,559 to prove that he's not like them. 605 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,799 They're the men that have to dominate other people, not him. 606 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,279 Yeah, but what he's doing is the opposite 607 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,679 and that kind of male protection is proprietary, right? 608 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,799 I mean, erm, he's actually reinforcing dominant behaviour. 609 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,039 Write that down for me, Paul. 610 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,359 I'll pass that on to Damir before his next anal cavity search. 611 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,719 THEY LAUGH 612 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,239 Max, this is gorgeous. 613 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,199 Yeah. Normally, it is. 614 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,640 Dan, can I ask you a question? 615 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,359 I think so. 616 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,719 Well, it's a bit personal. 617 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,560 You said your father is a prisoner. 618 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,799 Was. 619 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,599 Yeah, erm, like I said, 620 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,839 I don't know where he is now. 621 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,239 So, do you think you're trying to sort of save these men you teach? 622 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,760 Do you mind me asking you this? 623 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,279 No. Why would I be trying to save them? 624 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,639 Well... 625 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,279 What, you happened to just find yourself working in the place 626 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,919 that stole your father from you? 627 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,799 No, no, no. My father wasn't stolen. 628 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,039 I mean, he stole, but he wasn't stolen. 629 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,239 Yeah. 630 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,999 No, seriously, though. 631 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,119 I mean, otherwise, why are you working in a prison? 632 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,639 Why's Jamie in a prison? Why's Helen in a prison? 633 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,239 THEY LAUGH 634 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,799 Why...in a...! 635 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,159 Well, come on. 636 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,319 "Come on," what? What do you mean, "Come on"? 637 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,159 - Well, it's just different, isn't it? - Is it? 638 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,120 Well, you know it is. 639 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,199 What, this has never occurred to you before? What, ever? 640 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,759 I don't know. 641 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,480 Maybe I'm just fucking dumb, Paul. 642 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,999 And Dan doesn't drink, by the way. 643 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,039 To reiterate, this is Dan sober. 644 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,959 I mean, I don't think Paul was trying to make you... 645 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,239 What do your parents do, Paul? 646 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,600 Oh they're both, uh, GPs. 647 00:35:37,601 --> 00:35:40,959 You said you were a doctor, didn't you? 648 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,839 All right, OK. I can see where this is... 649 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,599 And yet you don't feel the need to pathologize 650 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,279 - that kind of inheritance? - Oh, I wasn't pathologizing... 651 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,639 Oh, no, no, that's right, of course. 652 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,239 Nice middle-class, bourgeois, white bread, nepo baby 653 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,839 pass-downs are perfectly acceptable. 654 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,959 - All right, Dan. Come on. - No, I'm... 655 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,799 I'm not trying to save anyone. 656 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,599 The time to save them's long gone. 657 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,359 We all missed the boat on that one. 658 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,599 We were too busy recreationally pontificating over 659 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,199 Chateauneuf-du-Pape and shoving culturally appropriated rice stodge 660 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,639 down our throats. 661 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,119 - Now, I don't... - I'm really sorry... 662 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,439 But I don't save, I don't rehabilitate. 663 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,319 I mean, I don't even educate, really. I mean... 664 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,279 Actually the most that I do is a two-hour holiday in the head. 665 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,639 A brief respite from a life of concrete, 666 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,239 steeped in spice. 667 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,719 A life that can best be characterised by the act of 668 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,799 trying not to make eye contact with another man 669 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,240 while he shits in front of you. 670 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,000 That's me, Paul. 671 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,230 QUIETLY: So, feel free to...psychoanalyse that. 672 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,119 Fucking hell. 673 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,679 Sorry, I was... I was just, erm... 674 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,680 Yeah? What were you "just", then? 675 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,360 - What the fricking fuck? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. 676 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,119 "White bread, nepo baby, pass-downs"? 677 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,679 Yeah, that was too much, wasn't it? 678 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,719 No, no. The whole thing was too much. 679 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,490 Everything that came out of your mouth was way too much. 680 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,239 I mean, I don't know you, but I hope this is a nervous breakdown, 681 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,680 because if this is what you're normally like... 682 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,119 Is it OK in there? 683 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,519 No. No, it is not. 684 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,639 The atmosphere is most definitely ruined. 685 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,119 Paul's a dick, though, right? 686 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,560 No. I mean, he was just drunk. 687 00:37:48,561 --> 00:37:52,039 And Max is lovely, but he's never going to forgive you 688 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,360 for that shitty jambalaya. 689 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,880 I mean, you were an hour and a half late. What were you doing? 690 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,600 I was checking my stove. 691 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,919 Excuse me? 692 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,999 My cooker. 693 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,879 Takes me an hour to leave the house these days 694 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,639 cos I keep thinking it's on. 695 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,839 That's what I was doing just now, 696 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,519 checking photos of it. 697 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,719 Photos? Of your cooker? 698 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,639 Yeah. Do you want to see? 699 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,359 Got thousands. 700 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,279 But they don't work any more. 701 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,999 I just...I just keep thinking that 702 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,079 that flame's going to come on anyway. Fucking debilitating. 703 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,239 Oh, and I've started seeing my dad. 704 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:34,519 Or, like, thinking that I'm seeing him. 705 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,159 And Paul's right. 706 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,359 Me doing this job may very well be about a man 707 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,370 that I never want to see again, and fucking hated anyway, so... 708 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,639 Actually, yeah, this could be a breakdown. 709 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,760 SLAPS LEG 710 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,480 Why don't you use a video camera? 711 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,919 Instead of photos. Set up a... nanny cam in front of the cooker. 712 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,639 Download the app on your phone, 713 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,359 you can watch it in real time. 714 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,010 That way, you'll know your house isn't burning down. 715 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,760 I mean, that's what I'd do if I was fucking nuts. 716 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,319 But why are we going home? We only got here yesterday. 717 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,999 The holiday money's gone. 718 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,919 Your dad had to pay a fine for nicking that jewellery. 719 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,839 It wasn't jewellery. It was display models. It was all fakes. 720 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,639 You see, that's why you need to keep out of trouble, Danny. 721 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,119 It was just plastic. That's why they couldn't put me away. 722 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,279 Yeah, you didn't know that at the time, though, did you? 723 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,160 You ruin everything you touch! 724 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,970 - Why have you parked so far? - Sh! 725 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,039 I don't want people to see. 726 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,760 Keep your fucking head down, you. 727 00:40:46,971 --> 00:40:50,359 - WHISPERING: - Don't touch the light! 728 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,400 I don't want them knowing our business. 729 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,759 You're staying at Gary's? 730 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,639 - I'm doing a bit of work. - Oh, great. 731 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,559 - Don't you ever learn? - Mum, I'm hungry. 732 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,959 What, we're supposed to stay in the dark for a week? 733 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,159 I'm not having them, out there, knowing our business. 734 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,519 I won't have them looking down on us. 735 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,399 Of course they look down on us! I mean, I'd look down on us. 736 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,479 - Look at the state of us! - Mum, I'm really hungry. 737 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,039 - Not now, Danny. - But I'm starving, I've not eaten since lunch. 738 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,479 - I'll get you something soon. - When? I'm hungry. 739 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,559 Look, you can go to the shops at night. 740 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,599 I'll be back in a couple of days, I said that. 741 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,279 But I'm not having these fucking arseholes sneering at me! 742 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,599 Is that understood? 743 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,479 Cos it's all about you, isn't it? It is all about you and what you... 744 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,759 I said I'm hungry, you tart! 745 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,440 What did you just say?! 746 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,920 Come here, you, now! 747 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,560 Closer. 748 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,400 What did you just say? 749 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,079 If you ever talk to her like that again, 750 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,760 I will fucking kill you, boy. Do you understand that? 751 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,440 I will end your life. Do you believe that? 752 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,600 I will fucking kill you. 753 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,839 Malcolm X was a man of transformations. 754 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,839 At 21, he went to prison for robbery. 755 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,759 Inside, educated himself, 756 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,399 and when he came out he became ardently political. 757 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,159 Yeah, yeah, I watched a film about him. 758 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,439 That Denzel played him, innit? 759 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,879 Bruv, I read his whole book, bruv! 760 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,159 He became a criminal to get away from poverty. 761 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,119 - That right, Dan? - Mm-hm. 762 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,399 But he's a complicated figure. 763 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,959 So, while, in later life, he acknowledged the role 764 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,239 that women played in the struggle, 765 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,959 in his early speeches X talks about how men are strong 766 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,519 and women are weak. 767 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,079 He tells men to dominate their women. 768 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,559 Yeah, but he grew up with no dad. 769 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,679 Why does that make a difference? 770 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,519 Loads of men in here only have mums, 771 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,159 yet they end up misogynistic. 772 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,199 Blame the one that's still there. 773 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,039 A rapist moves onto their landing, 774 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,319 they all join the queue to fuck that guy up. 775 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,599 But a female guard passes, 776 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,279 see all them same mans standing around like... 777 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,039 Hands on their balls, Dan. 778 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,839 Every time, hands down the front, touching balls. 779 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,679 Female right there. 780 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,399 So, a father's a good influence? 781 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,160 No. Dads make it worse. 782 00:43:59,161 --> 00:44:02,879 - LAUGHING: - One time, my dad slapped me up, yeah? 783 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,439 And then this advert for Childline comes on. 784 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,999 I'm all crying, I'm snotty, I'm like, 785 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,399 "I'm going to call that number!" 786 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,959 THEY LAUGH 787 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,599 And he's like, "All right, go ahead. 788 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,359 "Yeah, I'll slap you up before they come round, 789 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,879 "I'll slap you up whilst they're here, 790 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,399 "and I'll slap you up after they're gone." 791 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,439 THEY LAUGH 792 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,559 Eh, my old man used to call them adverts "tooth decay", yeah? 793 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,239 He says they're an easy way to lose your fucking teeth. 794 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,960 THEY LAUGH 795 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,440 My dad broke my arm once. 796 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,959 It was, like, a compound spiral fracture of the radius, 797 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,999 plus a dislocated shoulder. 798 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,650 And I had to pretend I caught it in the rubbish chutes. 799 00:44:46,651 --> 00:44:52,199 And he comes to hospital the next day with a bag of crisps 800 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,360 and he says, "I done it cos I love you." 801 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,680 I was so pleased when that prick died. 802 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,319 What flavour of crisp? 803 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,559 THEY LAUGH 804 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,239 My God! 805 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,439 I'm joking, I'm joking. 806 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,200 THEY LAUGH 807 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,719 - I think they're incredible. - Bro, they're meadies, Dris. 808 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,559 Waiting for Jesus. 809 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,879 - Who you waiting for? - Jesus. 810 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,199 Fuck all of that shit. 811 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,159 I don't want to get my hand chopped off for... 812 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,600 Greg, can I borrow you? 813 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,120 I'm sorry, Greg. I... 814 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,160 I couldn't make out the words. 815 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,640 Yeah, me neither. 816 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,879 My handwriting's fucking awful. 817 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,719 Can't read anything I write. 818 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:05,610 Well, could you do it on a computer maybe, in the library? 819 00:46:05,611 --> 00:46:08,559 I only get two hours a week in the library, 820 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,150 and that's stripped every time there's a lockdown. 821 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,960 I'm sorry, Greg. I can't read it. 822 00:46:15,211 --> 00:46:21,759 But, listen, sometimes they let you have a laptop, if there's a reason. 823 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,559 You want me to talk to the governor? 824 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,880 Maybe ask for you? 825 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,879 What for? 826 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,120 Well, so that you can do your memoir. 827 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,360 Yeah, but why are you doing that? 828 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,040 Just to help. 829 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,479 Well, I want to get it down, the memoir. 830 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,319 While it's still in there, you know? 831 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,920 Yeah. I get it. 832 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,919 DOOR OPENS 833 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,760 I'll speak to the governor, see what happens. 834 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,679 DAN KNOCKS ON DOOR 835 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,039 Oh. 836 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,319 It was inappropriate of you to bring up my father, Keith. 837 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,759 Was it? 838 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,959 Yeah, it was. 839 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,199 It could be seen as an attempt to manipulate a member of staff, 840 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,479 and things like that get punished. All right? 841 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,639 I could get you put on basic for what you said. 842 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,559 Is that a threat, Daniel? 843 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,919 No, it's a statement. 844 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,519 Ooh! 845 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,920 Well, colour me shitting my fucking pants. 846 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,640 I notice you're not telling me to go fuck myself, though. 847 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,639 You know what your problem is? 848 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,920 Hmm? 849 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,799 You're not one thing or the other. 850 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,479 No... 851 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,240 You're not us, you're not them. 852 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,639 You're definitely not your father's son, that's for sure. 853 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,840 And I'd wager you're not your mum's either. 854 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,839 Stuck... 855 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,879 ..right in the fucking middle. 856 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,239 That's you, son. 857 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,839 Can't piss, 858 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,360 can't get off the pot. 859 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:20,080 That's a messy place to be. 860 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,159 Well, you have a think about it. 861 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,639 You know where I am. 862 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,520 And, by the way, you can take this shite with you. 863 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,160 Self and Zizek together? 864 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,280 I'm a red-blooded heterosexual, but that's way too much cunt for anyone. 865 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,479 Oh. 866 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:51,530 Oh. 867 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,759 Boop! 868 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,960 Oh. 869 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,000 Do you remember what Dad's favourite song was? 870 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,280 - My Way. - Wow. 871 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,959 You remember that? 872 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,919 No. Guessed it. 873 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,719 You guessed his favourite song? 874 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,119 Well, was it? 875 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,239 - Yeah. - Yeah, it was obvious. 876 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,319 Wanker's charter. "I did it my way." 877 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,919 Yeah, of course you fucking did. 878 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,280 That's your problem, pal. 879 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,999 You all right, Lee? 880 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,159 Yeah, fine. Just tired. 881 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,359 This sleep thing's a killer. 882 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,439 I haven't been to a meeting for a while, so... 883 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,559 - You've not been to a meeting? - Oh, no, Dan. It's fine. 884 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,239 - Jesus, Lee. That's... - Dan. 885 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,359 I'm all right. 886 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,639 I'll get to one tomorrow. 887 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,480 It's just... I'm just whacked, is all. 888 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,559 Why do you think Mum didn't... 889 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,720 ..didn't leave him sooner? 890 00:49:53,721 --> 00:49:57,399 It's just that, when I asked her the other day, 891 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,519 - it looked like she was going to cry. - Well, don't fucking ask her, then! 892 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,159 What the fuck are you asking her for? 893 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,759 Well, I think it's a reasonable question. 894 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,239 Oh, "reasonable." Yeah. Oh, right, now she's got to walk around 895 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,599 with a head full of that prick all day. Yeah, reasonable. 896 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,399 What is going on with you at the moment? 897 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,270 I mean, why are you asking about him? 898 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,800 All right. This, erm... 899 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,399 This prisoner told me about a pal of his who was dad's pad-mate, 900 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,110 and he'd asked if I wanted him to make an introduction. 901 00:50:22,111 --> 00:50:25,599 - Are you joking? - No, I told him, "No," Lee. 902 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,359 - I told him to go fuck himself, actually. - What are you doing? 903 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,959 - He's after something. - I know. 904 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,439 He's trying to drag you in. 905 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,999 - He's going to ask for a phone, drugs... - No, no, I know, Lee. 906 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,359 Lee, I know. 907 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,559 I told him that. I said, "No." I shut it down. 908 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,719 Oh, did you? 909 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,599 Cos you're talking about it now. So you think you've shut it down, 910 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,119 - but he's got inside your head... - Lee. Lee. 911 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,159 - Lee, I can handle it! - Because that's how it works in there. 912 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,599 Christ. 913 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,519 I know that I'm your younger brother, right, but you treat me 914 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,479 like I'm a child sometimes, like I've not been through anything. 915 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,470 Oh, right, yeah. What you been through? 916 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,399 OK, I'm a part of this family. OK? 917 00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,639 Oh, for... That's not what I said. I didn't mean that. 918 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,799 No, you didn't have to. It fucking drips off you, all of you. 919 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,399 I'm not some fucking wine-swilling academic, OK? 920 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,080 I have lived things, they're in me. 921 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,679 What about Mum? 922 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,919 What ABOUT Mum? 923 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,879 Digging all this stuff up. What about me? What about my son? 924 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,039 - What? That's nothing to do with it... - Cos it's not just your life 925 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,559 that you're bringing him back into, is it? 926 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,599 I'm not fucking bringing him back from anywhere. Christ! 927 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,279 You shouldn't be in that place. It's dangerous, Dan. 928 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,359 - Lee, I can handle it. - You shouldn't be in there! 929 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,080 Lee, I can handle it! 930 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,479 Do not talk to me about that man again! 931 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,960 I do not want to hear it! 932 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,000 Not where my son is. 933 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,720 You get another fucking job, Dan! 934 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,450 Don't tell him we came home early, all right, Danny? 935 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,160 You want me to lie? 936 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,759 I don't want your brother upset. 937 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,240 He's got enough on his plate. 938 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,080 Is Lee coming home with us? 939 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,760 Your brother's just doing a bit of work, Danny. 940 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,319 So, was it a good holiday? 941 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,560 Yeah, it was nice. 942 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,039 That's it? Just nice? 943 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,759 You don't want to hear about that. 944 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,319 Yeah, I do. 945 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,679 Course I want to hear about it. 946 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,799 Look at what I got to stare at. 947 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,479 It was...fine, Lee. It was fine. 948 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,279 "Fine"? 949 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,759 What...aren't you saying? 950 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,719 Nothing! It was good. We had a great time. 951 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,840 Everything was lovely. Wasn't it, Danny? 952 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,520 Danny, tell your brother the holiday was good. 953 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,280 Mum said you were working. 954 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,399 Yeah, that's right. 955 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,719 Dan, I've just been doing a bit of work. 956 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,440 But this is a prison. 957 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,040 Why didn't you tell me? 958 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,879 Look, 959 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,239 all this... 960 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,959 ..this ain't for you. 961 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,310 - You're different, Dan. - What does that mean? 962 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,879 Why am I different? 963 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,599 No. That's a good thing. 964 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,320 How's that good? 965 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,840 Dan... 966 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,520 ..you're different. 967 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,840 PHONE CHIMES 968 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,000 MESSAGE SENT ALERT 969 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,120 PHONE CHIMES 970 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,880 HE EXHALES DEEPLY 971 00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:37,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 70276

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