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Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

This is my mom! [chuckles]

[giggles] This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

And this...

[cheering]

This is my show!

? gentle music playing ?

[clock ticking]

[clanging]

-[banging] -? music stops ?

It's Leif Erikson Day!

? seafarer music playing ?

[strained grunts]

Hi, SpongeBob! Hi!

Happy Leif Erikson Day!

Hinga Dinga Durgen!

[grunts]

[speaking vague Nordic gibberish]

[both chanting] Vikings! Vikings! Vikings!

What's with all the commotion?

And what're you supposed to be anyhow?

-[crashes] -Oh.

Why, it's Leif Erikson Day,

Mr. GrandPat, sir!

We're being Vikings!

Vikings?!

With those plastic helmets and that...

[in mocking tone] "Hinga Dinga Durgen"?!

You wanna see a Viking?

-I'll show you. -[metal clanking]

Now here's a realViking helmet!

Is that a bucket?

It's a helmet!

And I know 'cause I

was a fearsome Viking warrior!

In Viking times!

And a helmet like this was the only thing

that stood between you and certain doom!

So don't you soft-bellied,

-tender little cupcakes... -Ow.

...tell me I don't know about Vikings!

Why, the stories I have would rattle your horns off!

The daring adventure and the pillaging!

Battles...

Meatballs...

-[snoring loudly] -? lullaby playing ?

We should time closet to when GrandPat wakes up

so we can hear his Viking stories.

Or we could time closet to his Viking days

and see them ourselves!

[gasps]

? Viking times, Viking times ?

? We're gonna go to Viking times ?

[giggles]

Here we go!

[indistinct battle cries]

Ooh!

[crashes]

Oh, Sven, you kidder!

Ooh, I can't believe it. Patrick!

We're in a real Viking village!

Yeah!

And everyone looks like

they're having lots of fun!

-[Vikings grunting] -[metal clanging]

[grunts]

Yeah! Lots of fun!

Ooh. Look, Patrick!

A skirmish! Let's go see.

-That looks intense! -[Vikings grunting]

Yeah. Intense in-a-tent! [laughs]

[yells]

[Patrick] Is that GrandPat?!

[both] Whoa!

[GrandPat-like laugh]

[coughs]

[in deep voice] Oh, meatball boy!

Did somebody say meatball boy?

Hinga Dinga Durgen!

Here I am with my bucket o' meat!

With juicy meatballs as plump as my cheeks!

So shout hooray and jump for joy!

'Cause here I am, I'm the meatball boy!

Meatballs!

One heapin' spoon o' meatballs comin' right up, big fella!

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa! Woopsie doodles!

Ow!

-Ooh! What happened? -? ominous music plays ?

What happened is you got gravy on my beard, meatball boy!

So you and your soft-bellied tender little cupcake body

should stay out of my way if you know what's good for you.

-Wow, that was embarrassing. -? music stops

Who are you?

We are from the future,

where you are a fearsome Viking warrior!

But it looks like we got here a little early.

So I guess it's up to us to mold you

from meatball boy into a real Viking warrior!

In Viking times!

So whaddya say?

We even got your Viking helmet nice and clean!

Looks like a bucket to me but whatever.

Sure. Not like life can get much worse.

Okay! Let's start with battle axe skills.

I'll do a quick demo with SpongeBob here.

First, we swing back!

-Ow! -Let out a tri-elephant scream.

[screams]

And swing!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you crazy, Patrick?

I don't want to damage my protective helmet!

Oh! Good thinking!

'Kay. All good.

Alrighty.

-[grunts] -Yah!

[French Narrator] One second later...

One big swipe is all it takes.

Here. Now you try!

Round two, SB!

-[laughs heartily] -? seafarer music playing ?

Let 'er rip.

[screams]

Whoa! Wah!

[GrandPat] Dadgum it!

-? music fades out -Whoa!

Oh boy.

We better try a less dangerous weapon.

This combination fork and spoon

is the perfect comproprize!

What the heck am I supposed to do with this?

Run with it at full force and...

jam it into SpongeBob's face!

[giggles]

Okay. Here goes!

[engine revving, tires screeching]

Charge!

-[laughs maniacally] -? rock music plays ?

-? music stops -[squeaking]

-? rock music plays -Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Where am I?

? lounge music playing ?

You up for pillaging tonight?

I dunno. I kinda wanted to braid my beard.

-? rock music plays -Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-? rock music stops -Hm!

-? fanciful music playing -[giggles nervously]

-? suspenseful music playing -[growls]

-? drumroll playing -[laughs nervously]

[growling]

-[GrandPat] Ow! Ow! -? tense music playing ?

-? music stops -[GrandPat groans]

-That went well! -Yeah!

Not bad for a first Viking battle!

[yodeling]

The most important Viking skill

that you'll need to master is pillow-jalopy-

I mean, uh... pigeon jail!

Bah! Pillar-jazz!

Pillaging.

What he said.

Pillaging?

I-I don't think I'm ready for that.

You're not. That's why we're gonna start out small.

You'll be pillaging this clam house.

Clam house?

What am I supposed to pillage from a clam house?

Oh, you'd be surprised!

They have really nice things.

-Hmm? -Well?

What are you waiting for?

Alright!

? drumroll playing ?

-Let's see here. -? dramatic music playing ?

Oops! My bad!

Mmm-hmm! Ooh!

This feels expensive!

[snickers]

Ow! Dagnabbit!

The clam's not in on the exercise?!

Oops! We forgot to ask for permission!

[grunts] Ah!

[barks]

[screams]

Anyhoo... Uh...

Gimme that thing!

There!

-How's thatfor pillaging? -? music fades out

Not. Bad. At. All!

You're ready for level two.

-[SpongeBob] It's time for... -[audience cheering]

-...Village Pillage Sweep! -? game show theme music plays ?

How many things can you pillage

from an actual Viking village in 30 seconds?

We're about to find out.

That's right, SpongeBob!

[SpongeBob] Our contestant is standing by!

[Patrick] With a shopping cart ready to roll.

Now let's put 30 seconds on the time sand thingy!

-[bell dings] -On your mark, get set!

[inhales and laughs]

[Patrick] And there he goes!

Look at him pilly-village-ing all that underwear!

[shopping cart squeaking]

[Patrick] This race is really heating up!

[grunting]

[SpongeBob] Last call for tighty-whities!

Three, two, one!

-Huzzah! -[bell dinging]

I pillaged all the Vikings' underwear!

[voice echoing] Vikings' underwear!

[low growls]

-I'm a real Viking! [laughs] -? ominous music playing ?

-[Viking grunting] -[laughter winding down]

Oh...

[grunting]

The Vikings are accepting him as one of their own!

Yay!

Ah!

Oh!

Ow!

[screaming]

[groans weakly]

Ow!

[punches landing]

-My GrandPat is a Viking. -? seafarer music playing ?

I'm so proud!

-Our work here is done! -Yup!

-Now let's go home. -[metal clangs]

[both] GrandPat!

GrandPat! GrandPat!

[startled scream]

GrandPat! You weren't lying!

You really area Viking!

You're darn tootin' I am!

Speaking of which!

It's time to pillage the bathroom!

-[snickers] -[Cecil] Hey!

I need that!

I don't know how this day could get any better!

Who wants meatballs?

[both] Yay!

Best Leif Erikson Day ever!

-[audience cheering] -[drumroll playing]

[all yodeling]

You kids have such angelic voices!

You should yodel on your TV program sometime!

Hm... Wait!

What are your fans gonna watch while we're on vacation?

Well, we got a guest host who, uh, wasn't my first choice.

But it's only for a couple of days.

[chuckles nervously] Hopefully the Lawnies can make do.

[cheering]

[band playing music]

[Karen] Live from the Chum Bucket,

Bikini Bottom's favorite replacement

for their favorite show...

It's Too Late! With Sheldon J. Plankton!

And now, here's Plankton!

-[Lawnies cheer and applaud] -[Plankton laughs]

Ooh! [snickers] Alright!

Ooh! [laughs]

Enough!

[music stops]

Thanks for having me, Bikini Bottom!

You know, this is my first time hosting a TV show.

They say TV rots the brain,

but when I look at this audience,

I'm not too worried.

-[cymbal and drum hit] -[laughs]

-[coughing] -What's wrong?

-Can't you idiots hear me?! -[microphone feedback]

Don't tell me this microphone's broken.

We can hear you, we just can't see you!

Well I can take care of that.

Let's get a little magnification!

-[buzzes] -[Lawnies screaming]

Ya know, Krabs didn't pay a cent in income tax last year.

He's not just cooking patties over there, folks.

He's also cooking the books!

[cymbal and drum hit]

[laughs]

Still can't see me, eh?

-Spotlight, please! -[buzzes]

[screams]

[laughs]

Grr!

I hope that stupid seastar

is enjoying his stupid vacation!

[tweeting and squawking]

Here we are, family. The Alps!

Dad, this place is a dump.

It's pronounced "dumph."

It's Swiss.

Just smell that fresh air.

[inhales]

[raspy tone] Now that's clean!

Time to hit the slopes!

Yodelayheehoo!

? yodel music playing ?

[Patrick] Stinky snowball fight!

[laughs]

[GrandPat] Watch it, punk!

[laughs]

Good thing I packed my hazmat suit.

Hey, Patrick! Hyah!

? yodel music fades out ?

Please welcome our first guest,

a self-described "multidisciplinary auteur"

here to promote his new short film,

-it's Squidward Tentacles! -[drumroll playing]

[one fish applauds]

[laughs giddily]

Thanks for being here, Squidward.

So I hear you work at the Krusty Krab?

Part time.

It isn't much, but it helps pay

for my art projects.

Like my new film!

Can we roll the clip?

[projector whirring]

[dramatic music playing]

[Squidward narrating] Wretched existence.

A mind in...

What the- Hey! What about the rest of the clip?

[chuckles] Great stuff, great stuff.

Tell me more about the Krusty Krab!

You know, floor plans, safe combos,

secret formulas...

Well, my new film is a deep exploration

of the time I spent working there.

Why didn't ya say so?

Karen, roll clip!

-[projector whirring] -[dramatic music playing]

[Squidward narrating] Wretched existence.

A mind in agony.[echoing]

A mind in agony.

-Nope, can't do it. -[music stops]

-[Squidward screams] -[seat squeaking]

And now, for our next guest!

Heiress of a fast food chain, it's Pearl Krabs!

-Hi! -[Lawnies cheering]

Hi, Plankton!

So, Pearl. Krusty Krab.

Secret formula.

Secret formation?!

Like cheerleading?

Oh, I couldn't!

My squad would beach me!

No, the formula-

Well, maybe I'll just show you this one part.

[cheering] Rah! Rah! Rah, rah, rah!

Karen! Cut to commercial!

I don't always have time to cook,

so when my family needs a fast, wholesome meal,

there's only one place we go.

? Who's got the best chum on the ocean floor? ?

? Chum Bucket It's the Chum Bucket ?

? Full of protein, nitrates, preservatives and more ?

? Chum Bucket It's the Chum Bucket ?

? Who's got the edible glop that is delicious? ?

? Chum Bucket It's the Chum Bucket ?

? Special ingredients, so mysterious ?

? Chum Bucket It's the Chum Bucket ?

[narrator] Chum is made from ingredients

and is part of a possible breakfast.

Medical treatment not included.

And we're back!

Now because you've been such a great audience...

[audience member] We hate you!

...we decided to give you all a little something special.

[gasps] An all-expense-paid vacation?

A new boat?!

Even better!

Take a look under your seats.

[indistinct chatter]

Ew!

-[screams] -[retches]

Ew! What is this?!

It's chum!

You get some chum and you get some chum!

And you! And you!

-Oh, you're not leaving. -? menacing music playing ?

-It's too late for that! -[buzzes]

[monstrous laughter]

Oh!

[whimpers]

[buzzes]

[clamoring]

[screams]

[screaming]

[whimpering]

[yelps]

? music fades out ?

You won't get away with this!

Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me?

[all yodeling]

Don't forget we have to pick up the Lawnies!

-On it! -[tires screeching]

[all scream]

So tell us, Mr. Krabs.

Why are you so cheap?

I don't know. Why are you so puny?

[laughs]

I'll show ya puny!

[grunts in anger]

Look. We've got some new audience membererers.

Huh? This is weird.

[whispers] Run. While you still can.

[yells] Run!

Maybe we should go?

[Plankton chuckles] No.

I think you should stay!

Right, Eugene?

Sure. If they like bad jokes and a boring host.

[laughs]

Oh shut up, you!

-[buzzes] -[machine whirring]

[clanks]

And now, please welcome

your former host and current hostage,

Patrick Star!

[gasps] Patrick Star? I love that guy!

[laughs] Oh!

So, Patrick, tell me how it feels

to lose everything you've ever worked for.

I feel...

hungry.

We can fix that!

[buzzes]

[gasps] Chum!

[chomping]

I don't know what's less appetizing,

my chum or watching him eat it.

-[buzzes] -[dings]

You don't like my jokes?

-Try my laughing gas! -[buzzes]

[hisses]

[hysterical laughter]

[Cecil laughing] Squidina!

-Huh? -Isn't this hilarious?

[laughs maniacally]

I think it's time to return to our regularly scheduled program.

-Stop! -? heroic music playing ?

The Patrick Show may have a pretty low bar,

but even we draw the line at kidnapping.

This is over!

We're taking our show back.

Oh yeah?

How're you gonna do that

when I have your audience,

your time slot, your host,

and these really big robot arms!?

-? music fades out -[gulps]

-Get her, boys! -[buzzes]

[Plankton] Slice her! Flatten her! Smash her!

-[yelps] -Poke!

-Prod! Bury! -[gulps]

-Mangle! -[sighs]

Ooh, maybe that button will get me more chum.

-Clobber! -[Patrick's body squeaks]

[pants]

? menacing music plays ?

[laughs maniacally]

-No! -[grunts]

Huh?

Wait, what's going on?

Where's my remote?

-[buzzes] -Uh-oh.

-Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! -? whimsical music playing

Ouch!

Ooh! That felt pretty good.

Ow! Ouch! Ow!

Patrick! You did it!

Not yet.

-Where's my chum? -[buzzes]

[Squidina yelps]

-Aww! -Sorry, Plankton,

but your services will no longer be required.

? jazz music playing ?

[sighs] It's nice to have things back to normal.

Yes, I wrote and directed it myself.

Fascinating.

Show the clip!

[Squidward narrating] Wretched existence.

A mind in agony.[echoing]

A mind in agony.

My mind is a prison.

[SpongeBob laughs]

-Oh brother! -Pew!

Uh-oh! We're losing 'em.

[buzzes]

[Squidward screams]

[laughs]

-Hey, a good idea's a good idea. -[cymbal and drum hit]

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