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Lily Anne Lonergan?
Your ex-bandmate
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who used to be
in love with you?
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I missed one
little show.
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That show was my
sister's wedding.
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Run from Wade.
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You can hear
further instructions
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in my song, "Run from Wade."
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Wait, that was about me?
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Jonah Breeland.
Breeland.
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Mm-hmm.
There's more of them.
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Yeah, this is Brick's nephew.
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When did you get into football?
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I am into Max Berges.
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Victory party at Teddy's
house. You should come.
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Oh, my God.
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I know that you
left the bar last night
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with another woman.
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Her battery was dead.
She said she needed a jump.
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Something could've
happened, but it didn't.
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Did you talk to Wade
about the other night?
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Nothing happened with that girl.
Her battery just died.
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I've heard the one
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about the girl
with the dead battery before.
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Tansy, what are you saying?
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The other day,
when you asked me,
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I wanted to pretend
it didn't happen.
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I was drunk,
and i was in a dark place.
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Please forgive me.
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Dr. Hart, it's Dr. Breeland.
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You've been out for six days.
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I realize you've had a setback,
but four patients have died.
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Honey, it's Sheila.
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We all read what happened
on Dash's blog.
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It's absolutely horrifying.
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It's a tragedy, is what it is.
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Which is why i made you a pie.
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Z, at least come in the kitchen.
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There's coffee.
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Also, i'm about to get your
house tented for termites, so...
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Hey, uh, i thought you had
already left for work, so...
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No, um, not yet.
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Hey, Zoe, you finally
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made it out of the hou...
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I was just, uh, getting...
I need to get...
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coffee.
coffee.
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Well, uh, come on,
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we'll go
to the Rammer Jammer
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and get some.
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Well, uh, i'm actually
going to work right now,
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at the Rammer Jammer, so...
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I would be the one
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getting you coffee.
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We'll stay here.
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Good talk.
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Magnolia, i'm here.
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Hey, Lemon.
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Oh, God, Shelby.
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What are you doing
crawling around on the floor?
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I'm helping your
dad buy a new rug.
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As a professional
organizer,
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I also dabble
in home décor,
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and i thought the place could
use a little spruce-up.
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There are some things in here
that have really got to go.
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Yes, there are some things
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in this house right now
I would just love to get rid of.
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But while i appreciate
your good intentions,
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this rug has been in our
family for over 100 years.
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My great-grandmother Vera
picked it out.
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Well, i don't want to
kick Vera to the curb,
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but maybe she'd be
happier in the den.
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Oh, Lemon,
thank God you're here.
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Shelby wants
to take me to school,
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and i'd rather
set myself on fire.
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Oh, well,
we're all here.
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Sorry, i didn't see you.
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Your head's
the color of the wall.
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Magnolia Breeland,
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where are your manners?
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I cannot believe
that you called
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and asked me to
take you to school
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when Shelby so generously
offered to take you herself.
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Shelby, i am so sorry.
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I apologize
for my sister's behavior.
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Oh, well, we all wake up
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on the wrong side
of the bed sometimes.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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I thought the goal
was to get her out of our lives.
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It is.
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But in case you
haven't noticed,
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Daddy and Shelby came back
from their vacation early.
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So?
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So, clearly,
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after spending
two weeks alone with Shelby,
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Daddy is finally
seeing the light
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on just how annoying she is.
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The best plan
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is to just give Shelby
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enough rope to
hang herself with.
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Well, she better
hang herself soon,
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'cause the wrong side of the bed
is the only side my bed has.
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Shame on you
for hurting our sweet Zoe.
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She cured my eczema.
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Don't know a good thing
when you have it.
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Bad, bad man.
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Hey, Tucker, how's it going?
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Well, you lied to my face.
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So i guess
that's how it's going.
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You are too good
for Wade anyway.
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You're much better off
without him.
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You could use
the extra time
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to do something
with that hair.
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Aw.
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Thank you.
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I've never been surrounded
by more calories.
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Okay, let's give her
some space, now.
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Oh, sure.
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Everybody's just happy
to see you out and about.
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You know, they've been
holding onto these pies
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for, like, a week now.
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How are you?
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Sad.
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How am i supposed
to feel better
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when everywhere i look
holds a memory?
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Or a person with pie.
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Hey, Zoe.
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Hey.
Hey, uh...
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I know you're going through
a rough time right now.
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If there's anything i can do,
like... like punch Wade,
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or have Tansy
punch Wade again,
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or have anyone at all
punch Wade...
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I realize now
that all my ideas
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involve punching Wade,
but i can work on others.
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Thank you, George.
That is very sweet.
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All right, then.
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No pie.
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You know what,
I'm going to work.
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Taking care of others
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might help me forget
my own problems for a while.
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Hey, heard you got dumped.
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You want to know what helps
get over those break-up blues?
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Mind-blowing sex
with a really hot doctor.
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Oh, man, if only i knew one,
I would give it a shot.
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Why are you here?
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Just finished
two grueling weeks
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of applying
for a surgical fellowship.
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You may remember that.
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Mm-hmm. So, anyways,
just thought i'd catch
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some BlueBell R and R
and lend Brick a hand.
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Oh, Dr. Hart.
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So, glad you could
join us before lunch.
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There are patients
with needs and, oddly, pies.
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Okay, this is...
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not the escape
that i was looking for.
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Jonah, would you mind
covering for me? Thank you.
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More pie for us.
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You're in a really good mood.
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What's going on?
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Well, since you ask,
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Shelby and i had the most
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amazing two weeks
in New Orleans.
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So good,
we came home early
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so i could tell the girls
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I want Shelby to move in.
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Then you better enjoy
those pies while you can
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because, once
you tell Lemon,
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you're going to be
eating through a straw.
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No, i already
thought about that.
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I've got a plan.
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Got a present for you.
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Figured it might be best
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for you to use this
for the time being.
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It'll solve our
kitchen traffic problem.
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Look, i get it, all right?
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I'm the town pariah.
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I will keep out
of your kitchen,
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and i'll keep
out of your way.
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Hey, just the guys
I was looking for.
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Reverend Mayfair,
what brings you out here?
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Just reminding all my volunteers
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about the church
casino fund-raiser.
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I decided to put
you two in charge.
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Uh, about that...
Well, actually, i-i...
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No, no, no, no, now, look,
you can't say no, okay?
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The idea was revealed
to me in a vision.
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Goes to that well a lot.
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Zoe?
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How you doing?
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Please don't have pie.
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Oh, my God, the pity pies.
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I got a ton to help me
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after the breakup
with Wade.
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Plus some other stuff,
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but i wasn't living
a real healthy lifestyle then.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're a Wade
breakup survivor, too.
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You know how he just
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gets under your skin?
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But look at you.
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You're not sad.
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How can i be like that?
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I will do anything.
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Well, it just takes time.
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No, no. I mean now.
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Welcome to the official
Wade-free zone.
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But "modernation"
is the key.
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Modulation...
modernization.
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I agree.
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You know, this is great.
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But honestly,
i still feel terrible.
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That's 'cause you haven't
killed enough brain cells yet.
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I'm a doctor.
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I should know that.
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To the death of
brain cells.
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Especially the ones
that remind us of...
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♪ Gotta run from Wade
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♪ Hide out in the shade
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♪ From all the messes
that he made ♪
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♪ And all the games
that he played ♪
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♪ Run from Wade...
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How many dead brain cells
until i didn't see that?
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♪ And the bills he left
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♪ Unpaid
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♪ The love that he betrayed
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♪ Run from Wade
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So, she's already moved
Grandma Vera's rug
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and she put up
fuchsia drapes
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in the guest room.
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Classic.
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I'm sorry, what is fuchsia?
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Jonah, point is,
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once Daddy experiences
the full Shelby disaster
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in full bloom, then she'll be
out of our home for good.
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Hmm.
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What?
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Hmm?
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Listen,
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remember the time
when we were kids
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and i made you eat the carpet
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in the upstairs hallway?
Mm-hmm.
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That will seem
like an appetizer
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if you don't tell me
what you know.
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Your dad's asking Shelby
to move in.
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What?
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Well, i won't allow it.
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Well, he's not gonna ask
for your permission.
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My father would
never, ever, ever
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let a woman move into our house
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without his
daughter's permission.
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Well, he figures he only
needs to get one of you,
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and then the other
will follow suit.
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You're not the
only Breeland
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who knows how
to exploit the weak.
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Oh, no.
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I just can't believe him.
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Of course he cheated on you.
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He's Wade Kinsella,
selfish to the bone.
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He never even had
clean sheets.
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Oh, my God, what about him
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clipping his toenails
on my couch?
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What is up with that?
Yeah, and those
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puppy dog eyes every time
he forgets your birthday,
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or leaves his wet
towel on the bed,
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or runs over your pet gerbil.
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I got to go finish up my set.
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Stay strong, girl.
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I take it back.
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I feel much better.
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Lily Anne is great.
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♪ Got to run from Wade,
hide in the shade ♪
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♪ Run from Wade,
run from Wade... ♪
Zoe?
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What?
Stop.
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Why? It's helping.
Hey, y'all. This song goes out
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to my fellow sister
in pain, Miss Zoe Hart.
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Yeah!
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♪ Why don't he ever
wear a shirt? ♪
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Yeah, why doesn't he ever
wear a shirt?
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♪ Would a little bit
of modesty hurt? ♪
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Zoe, letting hate into your
heart is not the answer.
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But hating just looks so easy.
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♪ Chasing anything
that wears a skirt... ♪
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Look at Lily Anne.
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♪ Why don't he ever
wear a shirt? ♪
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She's been singing the
same songs for four years,
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and she is just as angry as
the day she and Wade broke up.
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It's your choice.
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Be Lily Anne and angry
the rest of your life,
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or do like me and let yourself
grieve, really grieve,
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and end up happy with a
guy like George Tucker.
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And i mean like George Tucker,
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not George Tucker himself.
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You're right.
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I'm not gonna let hate
into my heart.
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♪ Why don't he ever
wear a shirt? ♪
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Synced By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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Stupid Wade!
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I will not let hate
into my heart.
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I'm sorry, boot.
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I'm sorry, Zoe.
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00:12:22,163 --> 00:12:23,530
So, how are you feeling?
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You know how you always think
that pie can make you happy?
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Not true.
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Don't worry.
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I already checked,
and Wade is not gonna be
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on shift till tonight.
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00:12:32,073 --> 00:12:33,990
Thanks. And thanks
for meeting me for breakfast.
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Distraction is exactly
what i need.
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00:12:36,444 --> 00:12:39,078
So, just talk to me about you
and just keep talking.
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00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,331
Well, uh, Max and i
have made it official.
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He put that he's
in a relationship
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on his Facebook page.
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Ooh! Are you guys
meeting, like,
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every day after school
to do homework together?
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Totally. Except lately,
he's had to cancel
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because he's doing
a study on pond frogs
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for his science fair project.
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It's not super great for my ego
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that i'm losing out
to fly-eating amphibians,
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but it's temporary.
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Rose, i am so happy for you.
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Take this.
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Trust me.
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It'll help.
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00:13:07,442 --> 00:13:09,993
And i have connections,
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00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:12,745
if you want
to make Wade disappear.
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00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:15,698
That's all i can say.
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00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:18,368
In fact, i have said too much.
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00:13:27,094 --> 00:13:28,628
What's the emergency?
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00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:30,129
Okay, you know
that big dinner
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00:13:30,131 --> 00:13:31,664
Daddy just
texted us about?
Mm-hmm.
331
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,800
He's going to tell us
that Shelby is moving in.
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00:13:34,719 --> 00:13:37,186
Lemon, get your head
in the game.
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00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:38,388
Your evil skills are slipping.
334
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:39,689
Not anymore.
I have always believed
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00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:41,007
that Shelby
has an ulterior motive
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00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:43,059
for dating Daddy,
and i am going to prove it
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00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:45,061
and get rid of her
once and for all.
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00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:46,279
Yay, you're back!
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00:13:46,281 --> 00:13:48,281
Meanwhile,
you have to stay strong.
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00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:49,515
Because i believe
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00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,534
that Shelby and Daddy
are going to target you
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00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:52,952
and try and buy your approval.
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00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:54,320
Buy? What, with gifts?
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00:13:54,322 --> 00:13:55,989
Forget it.
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00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:58,374
Why? What's their budget?
Magnolia!
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00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:01,577
Now is not the time to cave in
to your God-given materialism.
347
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,129
Do you want Shelby
as your stepmom?
348
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:04,213
No, i'd rather die.
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00:14:04,215 --> 00:14:06,132
Just say no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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00:14:06,134 --> 00:14:09,085
Okay, i get it.
God, it's like health class.
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00:14:09,087 --> 00:14:11,137
Yep, it's strep throat.
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00:14:11,139 --> 00:14:13,089
I'm going to give you a shot
of antibiotics to help,
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00:14:13,091 --> 00:14:14,140
but it's very contagious,
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00:14:14,142 --> 00:14:16,075
so avoid close contact
with others.
355
00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:18,261
Yeah. So not gonna happen.
356
00:14:18,263 --> 00:14:19,262
Excuse me?
357
00:14:19,264 --> 00:14:20,229
Every day after school,
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00:14:20,231 --> 00:14:22,131
I meet my boyfriend
at the pond.
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00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,850
Well, the guy who
will be my boyfriend
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00:14:23,852 --> 00:14:25,518
once he dumps the
girl he's dating now,
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00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,219
who is so not as hot as me.
362
00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:29,605
Oh. Small prick.
363
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,773
Ow!
364
00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:35,061
I'm sorry if i seemed angry,
but i'm not.
365
00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:37,613
It's just that people get hurt
when others cheat.
366
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,283
Don't take it out on me that
Wade Kinsella cheated on you.
367
00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:41,868
Seriously? That's how
you're going to talk
368
00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,086
to the woman with the needle?
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00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,954
It's your job
to give me medical advice,
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00:14:44,956 --> 00:14:47,123
not judge me just because
guys find me irresistible.
371
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,958
You know what? You're so right.
372
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,577
You should send your boyfriend
in for treatment
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00:14:51,579 --> 00:14:54,580
since he's been exposed
to your irresistible strep.
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00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:56,799
Look, i know
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00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:59,352
I promised i'd help with
the casino fund-raiser,
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00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:01,971
but i got important
mayoral duties.
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00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:03,940
Yeah, i've been picking up
some extra shifts
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00:15:03,942 --> 00:15:05,475
to try and save money for, uh...
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00:15:05,477 --> 00:15:07,477
...my Aunt Polly.
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00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:08,544
Got to balance the budget.
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00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:10,046
She's very sick.
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00:15:10,048 --> 00:15:11,431
Got a deficit.
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00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,815
A real huge one.
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00:15:12,817 --> 00:15:14,817
Chicken pox. Bad ones.
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00:15:14,819 --> 00:15:16,369
Yeah, i told her,
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00:15:16,371 --> 00:15:18,454
"Don't be handling
those chickens."
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00:15:18,456 --> 00:15:20,106
Polly.
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00:15:20,108 --> 00:15:23,209
I've heard better excuses
from eight-year-olds.
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00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:25,528
Now, what is going on
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00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,246
with you and Lavon?
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00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:28,047
Wade screwed up.
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00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:29,449
I screwed up.
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00:15:29,451 --> 00:15:31,367
And i can't be around Wade
right now.
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00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:32,502
Well, i'm sorry to hear
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00:15:32,504 --> 00:15:34,253
that you two are having
such troubles,
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00:15:34,255 --> 00:15:37,390
but this is the church's
biggest fund-raiser
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00:15:37,392 --> 00:15:39,092
of the year.
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00:15:39,094 --> 00:15:42,412
And do we really want
to disappoint the big guy?
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00:15:43,614 --> 00:15:46,749
Wow. You really do
play that card a lot.
400
00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:49,602
Hi!
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00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:51,270
I baked you
402
00:15:51,272 --> 00:15:52,505
your favorite apple crisp.
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00:15:52,507 --> 00:15:54,824
I was going to bake
you your favorite pie,
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00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:57,744
but for some reason, all the pie
tins in this town are sold out.
405
00:15:57,746 --> 00:16:00,863
Okay. All right,
what do you want?
406
00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:02,648
George Tucker,
you know, it really saddens me
407
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:03,866
that you wouldn't think
408
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:06,219
I would bake you an apple crisp
just to be nice.
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00:16:06,221 --> 00:16:07,453
But since you happen
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00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:09,005
to be right,
let's get down to it.
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00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:11,924
I need you to help me
dig up dirt on Shelby
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00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:14,710
so i can make Daddy
break up with her.
Uh, no.
413
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,045
No, no, no, no, no.
414
00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:19,015
No, i have no desire
to get involved in the love life
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00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:21,184
of my ex-girlfriend
with my ex-fiancée.
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00:16:21,186 --> 00:16:23,719
But Daddy's about to let Shelby
move in, and for all we know,
417
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,805
she could be a black widow
or a Russian spy.
418
00:16:25,807 --> 00:16:27,206
We need to protect him.
419
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,642
Okay, first off,
not a murderer or a spy.
420
00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:32,395
Secondly, if you want Brick
to break up with Shelby,
421
00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:34,063
well, good luck to you,
422
00:16:34,065 --> 00:16:36,515
because that girl
is an anti-breakup ninja.
423
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,484
George Tucker,
you left me at the altar.
424
00:16:38,486 --> 00:16:39,619
You owe me.
425
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:40,903
What is the statute
of limitations on that?
426
00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:43,289
Eternity!
427
00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:46,242
Fine. Fine, fine.
428
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:48,394
What do you...
what do you need me to do?
429
00:16:48,396 --> 00:16:50,046
I need you to be my decoy.
430
00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:52,215
I did a little
online stalking,
431
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:54,967
and i discovered that Shelby
has put her condo up for sale
432
00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:56,202
in Pensacola.
433
00:16:56,204 --> 00:16:57,336
Tomorrow, there's an open house,
434
00:16:57,338 --> 00:16:58,805
which gives me
the perfect opportunity
435
00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:00,039
to snoop through her things
436
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,141
and find out what skeletons
she has in her closet.
437
00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:04,143
And here's where i think
I should tell you
438
00:17:04,145 --> 00:17:06,229
that an open house
is not carte blanche to...
439
00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:07,513
Eternity, George!
440
00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:11,383
Why don't you just consider it
the house-hunting
441
00:17:11,385 --> 00:17:14,237
that you deprived me of
when you left me at the altar?
442
00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:15,521
Okay?
443
00:17:19,776 --> 00:17:21,911
Wow. That was good.
444
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,333
Hey, Max,
I didn't know you were here.
445
00:17:27,335 --> 00:17:28,567
Uh, hey, Dr. Hart.
446
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,003
I hope you're not mad,
but i saw Dr. Breeland.
447
00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:34,123
I just thought it'd be weird
if i was your patient, you know,
448
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,709
given our romantic history
and all.
449
00:17:36,711 --> 00:17:39,545
No problem.
All right, well, see you.
450
00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:40,847
Okay.
451
00:17:40,849 --> 00:17:42,181
Is Max okay?
Yeah.
452
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:43,466
Just came in for
a penicillin shot.
453
00:17:43,468 --> 00:17:44,600
Case of strep throat.
454
00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,636
Strep?
Mm-hmm.
455
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:48,971
I had a patient earlier today
who came in for strep,
456
00:17:48,973 --> 00:17:51,507
and i told her to send her
boyfriend in for a check-up.
457
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,592
So Max must be her boyfriend.
458
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,728
You're like a master detective.
459
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,263
No. Max is Rose's boyfriend.
460
00:17:57,265 --> 00:18:00,266
And he told her that he's been
studying frogs at the pond
461
00:18:00,268 --> 00:18:01,317
for his science project,
462
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:02,935
but instead,
he's been studying Tonya!
463
00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:04,737
Well, this makes me mad.
464
00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:08,190
For Rose. Not for me.
465
00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:09,876
I am not mad.
466
00:18:09,878 --> 00:18:12,211
Excuse me!
467
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:17,583
What you did
468
00:18:17,585 --> 00:18:19,285
is the worst thing
anyone ever did to me.
469
00:18:19,287 --> 00:18:21,387
And i don't want
to be a big person about it
470
00:18:21,389 --> 00:18:22,672
and just let my anger go.
471
00:18:22,674 --> 00:18:24,173
Because it is official!
472
00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:25,641
I hate you.
473
00:18:25,643 --> 00:18:28,978
I will always hate you,
and i will enjoy hating you!
474
00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,314
Feel better?
475
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:32,682
Yes!
476
00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:34,901
Thank you.
477
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:51,156
♪ Gotta run from Wade
478
00:18:51,158 --> 00:18:54,059
♪ Hide out in the shade
479
00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:56,245
♪ From all the messes
that he made ♪
480
00:18:56,247 --> 00:19:00,115
♪ And all the games
that he played ♪
481
00:19:00,117 --> 00:19:03,568
♪ Run from Wade
482
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,537
♪ Run from Wade
483
00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:10,742
♪ And the bills
he left unpaid ♪
484
00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:13,712
♪ The love that he betrayed
485
00:19:13,714 --> 00:19:16,382
♪ Run from Wade.
486
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,337
Chin up, Dr. Hart.
487
00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:22,972
You deserve
better than Wade.
488
00:19:22,974 --> 00:19:24,273
You're right, Frank.
489
00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:25,557
Screw Wade!
490
00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,776
Don't know that we need
the language, uh...
Oh.
491
00:19:27,778 --> 00:19:29,061
Dr. Hart?
492
00:19:30,314 --> 00:19:32,364
Wow. You look chipper.
493
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:34,099
Mmm, i had a catharsis
last night.
494
00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:36,568
Did it involve a bonfire?
'Cause you smell like soot.
495
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,904
I may have burned a few things
in my chipperness.
496
00:19:38,906 --> 00:19:41,490
Oh. Burning Wade's stuff to
get over those breakup blues.
497
00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:43,775
Nice. You want to know
what works even better?
498
00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:45,995
Sex. I'm way ahead of you.
What do you want?
499
00:19:45,997 --> 00:19:48,914
Well, i know you think that kid
Max is cheating on your friend,
500
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:50,466
but you're gonna
let that go, right?
501
00:19:50,468 --> 00:19:52,617
Let it go? You know,
there's a little thing
502
00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:53,836
in relationships called
being faithful.
503
00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:55,004
It may be too nuanced
504
00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:56,805
for your smooth little brain
to comprehend,
505
00:19:56,807 --> 00:19:58,424
but if you knew Rose...
506
00:19:58,426 --> 00:19:59,641
Yeah, yeah, i get it.
507
00:19:59,643 --> 00:20:01,176
She's a sweet, sweet girl,
blah-blah-blah,
508
00:20:01,178 --> 00:20:02,928
but in medicine,
there is this thing
509
00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:05,180
called doctor-patient
confidentiality.
510
00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:07,399
And since, technically,
I'm Max's doctor,
511
00:20:07,401 --> 00:20:09,568
if you tell Rose,
I could be liable.
512
00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,603
Hmm. I just want
to make sure
513
00:20:11,605 --> 00:20:13,638
that your anger towards men
doesn't cause you
514
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,491
to tell people things
that you shouldn't.
515
00:20:15,493 --> 00:20:17,276
Well, thank you
for that lecture.
516
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:18,494
And just so you know,
517
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:20,529
I would never break
doctor-patient confidentiality.
518
00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:22,114
However,
519
00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:23,165
I can't help it
520
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,333
if i run into Rose
521
00:20:24,335 --> 00:20:25,584
and the truth just comes out.
522
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:28,170
♪ Come and join the parade
523
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:31,040
♪ Run from Wade.
524
00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:44,269
No, how about you run the
donation table and serve
525
00:20:44,271 --> 00:20:46,605
the God-approved
nonalcoholic beverages,
526
00:20:46,607 --> 00:20:48,807
and i'll oversee the craps?
527
00:20:48,809 --> 00:20:50,526
Babs Foster already
got dibs on craps.
528
00:20:50,528 --> 00:20:52,227
She got herself
a new craps stick.
529
00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:54,363
Then i'll work the
blackjack table.
530
00:20:54,365 --> 00:20:56,148
Already said i'm
working the blackjack table.
531
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:58,067
And i'm the mayor.
I get to say.
532
00:20:58,069 --> 00:20:59,701
Fine.
533
00:21:01,871 --> 00:21:03,355
Donations go in the box.
534
00:21:03,357 --> 00:21:04,990
And if Old Man Henderson
wants in,
535
00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:06,658
pat him down for loaded dice.
536
00:21:08,495 --> 00:21:10,028
Thank you.
537
00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:12,381
See, the problem
with living on a boat
538
00:21:12,383 --> 00:21:13,999
is that you can't
pretend you're not home
539
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:16,135
when people come by
and ask you to snoop
540
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:18,554
in your ex-girlfriend's house.
541
00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:19,588
Yeah.
542
00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:20,872
That's one of them.
543
00:21:20,874 --> 00:21:22,141
Mildew's another...
544
00:21:22,143 --> 00:21:23,759
thing.
Welcome.
545
00:21:23,761 --> 00:21:25,177
My name's Brayden.
546
00:21:25,179 --> 00:21:27,429
Let me know if i can
answer any questions.
547
00:21:27,431 --> 00:21:29,648
The unit has southern exposures,
central air,
548
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:33,385
and the building skews
toward young couples.
549
00:21:33,387 --> 00:21:34,319
Are you two married?
550
00:21:34,321 --> 00:21:35,854
Uh, no.
Almost.
551
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,274
This one is just so hard
to get down the aisle.
552
00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,394
Oh, honey, this room
is so perfect
553
00:21:42,396 --> 00:21:43,862
for that dinette
set you always
554
00:21:43,864 --> 00:21:45,330
promised you'd
get me but didn't.
555
00:21:45,332 --> 00:21:46,365
Hmm.
556
00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:47,533
Really? The dinette set?
557
00:21:47,535 --> 00:21:49,418
You're gonna hold that
over my head, too? - Yep.
558
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,735
Okay.
Oh, i just
559
00:21:50,737 --> 00:21:52,671
love this hutch.
560
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,742
George...
561
00:21:57,744 --> 00:21:59,344
she has a secret child.
562
00:21:59,346 --> 00:22:01,013
Let me see.
563
00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:05,601
"To the best aunt ever."
564
00:22:05,603 --> 00:22:06,885
Lemon.
565
00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:08,687
This is insane.
566
00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:10,305
It's also borderline
trespassing.
567
00:22:10,307 --> 00:22:12,808
No, it's not.
568
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:15,144
If there's a sign out front
and an open door,
569
00:22:15,146 --> 00:22:16,595
they waive all their rights.
570
00:22:16,597 --> 00:22:19,114
You are a lawyer. I can't
believe you don't know that.
571
00:22:19,116 --> 00:22:20,899
So...
572
00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:22,784
is there anything i can
tell you about the place?
573
00:22:22,786 --> 00:22:24,269
No, we're good.
Uh, storage.
574
00:22:24,271 --> 00:22:25,270
Storage.
575
00:22:25,272 --> 00:22:26,271
Where can i store things?
576
00:22:26,273 --> 00:22:27,539
All kinds of things.
577
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:28,790
Like, important
documents,
578
00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,242
my diary, that
sort of thing.
579
00:22:30,244 --> 00:22:33,212
If you're looking for storage,
this is your dream place.
580
00:22:33,214 --> 00:22:35,047
There's an incredible
walk-in closet
581
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,883
in the hallway
outside the master bedroom.
582
00:22:37,885 --> 00:22:39,168
Wonderful.
583
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:40,469
George,
584
00:22:40,471 --> 00:22:42,787
why don't you ask Brayden
that long list
585
00:22:42,789 --> 00:22:43,839
of questions that you have
586
00:22:43,841 --> 00:22:46,341
while i go take
a quick peek?
587
00:22:46,343 --> 00:22:48,143
Yeah, but, honey, i don't...
588
00:22:48,145 --> 00:22:49,428
I didn't...
589
00:22:51,648 --> 00:22:55,067
So, um, wh-what's...
590
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,653
what's the bird situation?
591
00:23:00,607 --> 00:23:02,157
Hi, Magnolia.
592
00:23:02,159 --> 00:23:03,141
I'm going
593
00:23:03,143 --> 00:23:04,193
shoe shopping.
594
00:23:04,195 --> 00:23:05,177
Want to come?
595
00:23:05,179 --> 00:23:07,479
No, thanks.
596
00:23:09,749 --> 00:23:12,284
Hey, i feel bad,
but your dad gave me
597
00:23:12,286 --> 00:23:14,002
this Tory Burch purse
598
00:23:14,004 --> 00:23:15,954
on vacation.
599
00:23:15,956 --> 00:23:17,923
It is more your style.
600
00:23:17,925 --> 00:23:19,675
You want it?
601
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,295
Nope. I definitely do not.
602
00:23:25,682 --> 00:23:27,332
Hey, girl.
603
00:23:27,334 --> 00:23:28,684
My friend
604
00:23:28,686 --> 00:23:30,269
gave me two tickets to see
605
00:23:30,271 --> 00:23:31,687
Carrie Underwood in Jackson.
606
00:23:31,689 --> 00:23:32,738
Want to go?
607
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,273
Take a friend?
608
00:23:34,275 --> 00:23:36,141
Go backstage, meet her...
609
00:23:37,443 --> 00:23:38,977
Maybe sing a little something?
610
00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:45,367
No, thanks.
611
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,328
This should be
right in my wheelhouse.
612
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:57,546
I thought you said Magnolia
613
00:23:57,548 --> 00:23:59,298
was materialistic
and shallow.
614
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,416
Well, i love her, and
she has many gifts,
615
00:24:01,418 --> 00:24:02,918
but she is.
616
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,336
There is no
way she had
617
00:24:04,338 --> 00:24:06,705
that much willpower
on her own.
618
00:24:06,707 --> 00:24:07,706
Lemon.
619
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:10,225
Lemon must have
gotten to her.
620
00:24:10,227 --> 00:24:11,944
So, now what?
621
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:17,382
Well, we just have
to out-Lemon Lemon.
622
00:24:23,407 --> 00:24:25,774
Don't give me that boyish look.
623
00:24:25,776 --> 00:24:27,075
Lucky streak, my heinie.
624
00:24:27,077 --> 00:24:28,360
You counting cards.
625
00:24:28,362 --> 00:24:29,578
I-i swear i'm not.
626
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:30,746
I suck at cards,
627
00:24:30,748 --> 00:24:32,247
and i can't count
worth a hoot.
628
00:24:32,249 --> 00:24:33,532
It's true.
629
00:24:33,534 --> 00:24:35,567
And P.S., that boyish look
630
00:24:35,569 --> 00:24:38,503
is the only look
my new husband has,
631
00:24:38,505 --> 00:24:39,454
so back off.
632
00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:41,206
Okay, everybody
calm down, now.
633
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,758
I'll have to call the pit boss.
634
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,409
Ain't no pit boss.
635
00:24:44,411 --> 00:24:47,379
He'll just take you out back
and break your legs.
636
00:24:50,767 --> 00:24:52,134
That'll be ten
dollars, Frank.
637
00:24:52,136 --> 00:24:53,602
Sucking up to God
638
00:24:53,604 --> 00:24:55,420
ain't gonna make up
for what you did
639
00:24:55,422 --> 00:24:56,438
to Zoe.
640
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,556
God hates you.
641
00:24:57,558 --> 00:24:58,523
No, no.
642
00:24:58,525 --> 00:25:00,442
Not true. Now,
God doesn't hate Wade.
643
00:25:00,444 --> 00:25:01,893
God loves everyone.
644
00:25:01,895 --> 00:25:03,928
Maybe officially,
but you just know
645
00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:05,597
he's got a list.
646
00:25:07,785 --> 00:25:10,285
I need to take a break.
647
00:25:17,744 --> 00:25:18,994
Zoe?
648
00:25:18,996 --> 00:25:20,462
What are you doing here?
649
00:25:20,464 --> 00:25:22,947
Hey, is this
your school?
650
00:25:22,949 --> 00:25:23,948
Who knew?
651
00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:25,801
Anyhoo, just so
glad we happened
652
00:25:25,803 --> 00:25:27,336
to run into each other.
653
00:25:27,338 --> 00:25:28,804
Wow, you seem so happy.
654
00:25:28,806 --> 00:25:30,505
Not letting hate
into your heart
655
00:25:30,507 --> 00:25:31,556
is really working for you.
656
00:25:31,558 --> 00:25:33,225
Oh, no. I tried
not to let hate in,
657
00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:34,893
but you know what?
Hate is a real charmer.
658
00:25:34,895 --> 00:25:36,762
So i said, "What the
heck, come on in""
659
00:25:36,764 --> 00:25:37,846
Brought two of
his friends,
660
00:25:37,848 --> 00:25:39,514
petty and vindictive,
and you know what?
661
00:25:39,516 --> 00:25:40,766
We have been
partying it up.
662
00:25:40,768 --> 00:25:41,733
It's awesome.
663
00:25:41,735 --> 00:25:43,268
Enough about me.
How's Max?
664
00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:44,969
Uh, good.
He had a sore throat,
665
00:25:44,971 --> 00:25:46,355
but he seemed
to be better today.
666
00:25:46,357 --> 00:25:47,656
How is his project going?
667
00:25:47,658 --> 00:25:48,807
Oh, i don't really know.
668
00:25:48,809 --> 00:25:50,409
It's about frogs,
so i don't really ask.
669
00:25:50,411 --> 00:25:51,643
To be honest,
I can't wait
670
00:25:51,645 --> 00:25:53,111
until this science fair
project is over,
671
00:25:53,113 --> 00:25:54,496
because the next day
is Max's birthday,
672
00:25:54,498 --> 00:25:56,498
and i've been saving up
to get him a guitar.
673
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,483
Don't!
What?
674
00:25:59,318 --> 00:26:00,452
I mean...
675
00:26:00,454 --> 00:26:02,320
don't you want to know
676
00:26:02,322 --> 00:26:04,322
more about Max's
science project?
677
00:26:04,324 --> 00:26:06,041
No, not really.
Great.
678
00:26:06,043 --> 00:26:08,760
Let's drop in on Max
and check out those frogs. Okay.
679
00:26:12,327 --> 00:26:15,145
I don't get it. Why the
sudden interest in frogs?
680
00:26:15,147 --> 00:26:18,031
Because someone told me
that it is frog mating season,
681
00:26:18,033 --> 00:26:20,284
and this is where they come
to do their froggy business.
682
00:26:20,286 --> 00:26:22,002
And, if we're quiet,
we can catch--
683
00:26:22,004 --> 00:26:23,003
uh, see them.
684
00:26:23,005 --> 00:26:25,255
I don't want
to see frogs doing it.
685
00:26:25,257 --> 00:26:26,206
Sounds gross.
686
00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:27,291
So gross.
687
00:26:27,293 --> 00:26:28,292
But you know what?
688
00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:30,160
Sometimes you have
to confront reality.
689
00:26:30,162 --> 00:26:33,514
And reality has taught me
that frogs, like men,
690
00:26:33,516 --> 00:26:34,932
have trouble sticking
to one mate.
691
00:26:34,934 --> 00:26:36,433
And i feel bad
for the frogs.
692
00:26:36,435 --> 00:26:38,135
Just like i would
feel bad for you
693
00:26:38,137 --> 00:26:40,270
if Max turned out
to be a frog.
694
00:26:40,272 --> 00:26:42,473
Whoa, i'm confused.
695
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,775
Are you saying
you think Max is a frog?
696
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,393
No.
697
00:26:46,395 --> 00:26:49,313
Well, you know, maybe.
I hadn't thought about it.
698
00:26:49,315 --> 00:26:51,648
I just think it seems a
little odd that he picked
699
00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:53,350
this pond to do his
science project,
700
00:26:53,352 --> 00:26:54,868
where all the
kids make out.
701
00:26:54,870 --> 00:26:57,521
No... no, Max
would never cheat on me.
702
00:26:57,523 --> 00:26:58,956
Look, you are just
such a good person,
703
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,791
and i don't want to
see you get hurt.
704
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:01,909
Hey, it's me.
705
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,026
Shh.
706
00:27:03,028 --> 00:27:04,628
I'm waiting here for you.
707
00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:05,963
What?
708
00:27:05,965 --> 00:27:07,965
Okay, you're on your way?
Sweet.
709
00:27:07,967 --> 00:27:09,199
Wait, you think Max
710
00:27:09,201 --> 00:27:10,801
is cheating on me
with Tonya?
711
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,085
Oh, i don't recall
saying that,
712
00:27:12,087 --> 00:27:14,171
but if that's
what you think...
713
00:27:14,173 --> 00:27:15,672
I think i should know more
714
00:27:15,674 --> 00:27:18,708
about Max's science project.
715
00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:20,978
Hey, Lemon, how's it going?
716
00:27:22,064 --> 00:27:23,713
Well, if an addiction
to bedazzling was enough
717
00:27:23,715 --> 00:27:26,049
to get Daddy to break up
with Shelby, we'd be golden.
718
00:27:26,051 --> 00:27:27,734
Okay, how's it going
on your end?
719
00:27:27,736 --> 00:27:32,272
I'm trying, but, well,
a person can only be so strong.
720
00:27:32,274 --> 00:27:33,273
What?
721
00:27:33,275 --> 00:27:34,608
What do you mean?
Ooh, yeah.
722
00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:37,110
Nothing. Just... good luck.
723
00:27:37,112 --> 00:27:37,995
But...
724
00:27:37,997 --> 00:27:39,196
Magnolia!
725
00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:41,698
Cool.
726
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,333
Okay, i think we got enough
with the bow on.
727
00:27:43,335 --> 00:27:44,518
You want to take
it for a spin?
728
00:27:46,088 --> 00:27:47,421
Lemon. Hey, hey.
729
00:27:47,423 --> 00:27:48,589
Time's up, okay?
730
00:27:48,591 --> 00:27:50,340
I stalled the chatty Realtor
as long as i...
731
00:27:50,342 --> 00:27:51,758
Are those boas?
732
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,127
Yes, and there's a matching
set of tap shoes in each color.
733
00:27:54,129 --> 00:27:55,379
I don't even
want to know why.
734
00:27:55,381 --> 00:27:57,130
I know why, Lemon.
735
00:27:57,132 --> 00:27:59,750
Shelby's not a woman.
She's a drag queen.
736
00:27:59,752 --> 00:28:01,885
Quick. We got to go
tell Brick right away.
737
00:28:01,887 --> 00:28:03,887
George Tucker, do not mock me.
738
00:28:03,889 --> 00:28:05,889
Magnolia's clearly folding
739
00:28:05,891 --> 00:28:08,392
like a house of cards, and we
are the last bastion of hope
740
00:28:08,394 --> 00:28:10,444
to keep Daddy from making the
biggest mistake of his life!
741
00:28:10,446 --> 00:28:12,145
No, i'm out.
My daddy!
742
00:28:12,147 --> 00:28:14,364
Who lost thousands of
dollars on a wedding
743
00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:15,649
that never happened.
744
00:28:15,651 --> 00:28:17,601
All right, okay, all right.
745
00:28:17,603 --> 00:28:20,654
What? What do...
what do you want me to do?
746
00:28:20,656 --> 00:28:22,956
Go through these
bank records.
747
00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:26,727
Okay.
748
00:28:27,962 --> 00:28:29,346
Eugenia, give Cody
back his chips.
749
00:28:29,348 --> 00:28:30,998
He told me
the only thing
750
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,834
that beat my flush
was five of a kind.
751
00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:35,385
It's called a bluff,
752
00:28:35,387 --> 00:28:37,621
and i'm the master of it.
753
00:28:37,623 --> 00:28:39,756
I will hit you with a rock.
754
00:28:39,758 --> 00:28:41,425
Hey, Lavon.
755
00:28:41,427 --> 00:28:43,293
Hate to interrupt
your good time.
756
00:28:43,295 --> 00:28:44,678
What is it, Wade?
757
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,480
Have you seen the, uh, lockbox
758
00:28:46,482 --> 00:28:48,131
that had
all the donations in it?
759
00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:50,817
You're kidding, right?
760
00:28:50,819 --> 00:28:53,687
As much as i could use
a good laugh myself, no.
761
00:28:53,689 --> 00:28:55,572
How did this happen?
762
00:28:55,574 --> 00:28:57,307
I needed a break,
all right, Lavon?
763
00:28:57,309 --> 00:28:59,476
If i had to sit there
and have one more person
764
00:28:59,478 --> 00:29:01,745
wagging their finger at me
about how i mistreated Zoe,
765
00:29:01,747 --> 00:29:02,946
I swear to God,
766
00:29:02,948 --> 00:29:04,247
I was gonna lose my mind.
767
00:29:04,249 --> 00:29:06,750
This is a church fund-raiser.
768
00:29:06,752 --> 00:29:08,418
Those were church funds.
769
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:11,204
Geez, just take it down
a notch, all right? - No!
770
00:29:11,206 --> 00:29:13,256
And when are you gonna stop
trying to prove
771
00:29:13,258 --> 00:29:15,492
that all you can do
is disappoint people?
772
00:29:15,494 --> 00:29:16,710
We believe you, okay?
773
00:29:16,712 --> 00:29:18,295
You can stop now.
774
00:29:18,297 --> 00:29:20,263
Yeah.
775
00:29:20,265 --> 00:29:22,165
Wade?
776
00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:24,184
Mayor Hayes,
everything okay?
777
00:29:24,186 --> 00:29:27,104
Uh, yeah, yeah,
just some unexpected bumps.
778
00:29:27,106 --> 00:29:28,605
Tell me about it.
779
00:29:28,607 --> 00:29:30,340
I just found
Sergeant Jefferies
780
00:29:30,342 --> 00:29:32,225
with this.
781
00:29:32,227 --> 00:29:34,227
Apparently, he thought
it was his lunch box.
782
00:29:34,229 --> 00:29:37,481
I don't think
that it, uh,
783
00:29:37,483 --> 00:29:39,483
takes anything away
from the miracle
784
00:29:39,485 --> 00:29:42,402
of God's creatures
to say that some of them
785
00:29:42,404 --> 00:29:45,021
are just plain nuts.
786
00:29:52,330 --> 00:29:54,498
Good Lord!
787
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,716
What self-respecting woman
788
00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:57,867
in the 21st century
wears scrunchies?
789
00:29:57,869 --> 00:30:00,303
Maybe you're right.
790
00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:02,139
Maybe Shelby doesn't
have any dark secrets
791
00:30:02,141 --> 00:30:04,474
other than a severe
lack of good taste.
792
00:30:04,476 --> 00:30:05,992
No, no, hang on.
793
00:30:05,994 --> 00:30:07,811
Maybe you're right.
794
00:30:07,813 --> 00:30:10,347
Look, these-these...
these bank statements
795
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:12,649
show that Shelby's behind
on her mortgage.
796
00:30:12,651 --> 00:30:14,117
Wait, what?
797
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:16,570
Yeah, not just by
a little bit, either.
798
00:30:16,572 --> 00:30:19,856
She has a massive amount
of debt here.
799
00:30:19,858 --> 00:30:21,024
Yay!
800
00:30:21,026 --> 00:30:22,442
Shelby is
801
00:30:22,444 --> 00:30:24,227
a gold digger.
I told you so.
802
00:30:24,229 --> 00:30:25,395
Do not try and hide something
803
00:30:25,397 --> 00:30:27,063
from Lemon Breeland
'cause i will find it.
804
00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:28,248
I will find it.
805
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,700
You found it, but still.
806
00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,168
Since you asked
about storage space...
807
00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:33,704
Oh, my Lord, how are we gonna
explain that we're in here?
808
00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:38,041
Oh, my.
809
00:30:38,043 --> 00:30:39,409
Oh, hey, hey.
810
00:30:39,411 --> 00:30:41,545
I'm sorry, we got a
little bit carried away.
811
00:30:41,547 --> 00:30:44,798
You know how it is when
you're almost married.
812
00:30:46,351 --> 00:30:49,886
By any chance, would you want
to show us the guest bedroom?
813
00:30:49,888 --> 00:30:51,154
Nope.
814
00:30:51,156 --> 00:30:52,305
No, i do not.
815
00:30:52,307 --> 00:30:54,107
Okay.
Okay.
816
00:30:54,109 --> 00:30:56,593
Excuse us. Sorry.
817
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,814
I can't believe Max
would cheat on me.
818
00:31:00,816 --> 00:31:02,949
I thought he was a prince, and
it turns out he's just a frog.
819
00:31:02,951 --> 00:31:03,950
Don't worry, Rose.
820
00:31:03,952 --> 00:31:05,435
We will get
through this together.
821
00:31:05,437 --> 00:31:06,536
I have the perfect song.
822
00:31:06,538 --> 00:31:07,904
"Run from Wade,"
823
00:31:07,906 --> 00:31:09,372
although we could change
the lyrics.
824
00:31:09,374 --> 00:31:10,940
♪ Max make tracks...
825
00:31:10,942 --> 00:31:12,409
Frog!
826
00:31:12,411 --> 00:31:14,294
Whoa, Rose.
827
00:31:14,296 --> 00:31:15,796
What are you doing here?
828
00:31:15,798 --> 00:31:17,214
Wait, and Dr. Hart.
829
00:31:17,216 --> 00:31:18,782
I can't believe
you're cheating on me.
830
00:31:18,784 --> 00:31:21,284
You liar, two-faced,
frog-faced liar!
831
00:31:21,286 --> 00:31:22,969
Yeah, what she said.
832
00:31:22,971 --> 00:31:24,087
What-what are you talking about?
833
00:31:24,089 --> 00:31:25,555
I'm just here
to do my science project.
834
00:31:25,557 --> 00:31:27,057
Oh, yeah, right.
835
00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:29,643
Well, if your science project
is to raise Tonya's IQ
836
00:31:29,645 --> 00:31:31,762
above that of a turnip,
you failed.
837
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:33,129
That's right. Epic fail.
838
00:31:33,131 --> 00:31:34,598
Wait, wait, Tonya?
839
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,183
Oh, you have got
to be kidding me,
840
00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:37,634
because Tonya hates me.
841
00:31:37,636 --> 00:31:39,469
No, seriously.
Watch this.
842
00:31:39,471 --> 00:31:41,605
Hey, Tonya!
843
00:31:41,607 --> 00:31:44,140
Oh, my God.
844
00:31:44,142 --> 00:31:46,142
How many times do i have
to tell you to stop doing
845
00:31:46,144 --> 00:31:47,994
your stupid frog project where
me and my boyfriend make out?
846
00:31:47,996 --> 00:31:49,529
Go get your geek on
847
00:31:49,531 --> 00:31:50,914
somewhere else, pervert.
848
00:31:54,418 --> 00:31:56,253
Yeah, so i don't think
I'm gonna be
849
00:31:56,255 --> 00:31:57,954
hooking up with Tonya
any time soon.
850
00:31:57,956 --> 00:32:00,957
Oh, my God, Max, i am so sorry.
851
00:32:00,959 --> 00:32:02,175
Max, this is all my fault.
852
00:32:02,177 --> 00:32:03,710
I thought, you know,
you had strep,
853
00:32:03,712 --> 00:32:05,161
and Tonya had strep, so i...
854
00:32:05,163 --> 00:32:06,930
Rose, i am so, so sorry.
855
00:32:06,932 --> 00:32:08,932
And i'm so glad
your being mad at Wade
856
00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:10,133
has made you feel better,
857
00:32:10,135 --> 00:32:11,852
but it doesn't mean
everyone's a frog.
858
00:32:11,854 --> 00:32:13,553
Come on, Max.
859
00:32:21,545 --> 00:32:23,362
Lemon, i know you mean well,
but i'm not really sure
860
00:32:23,364 --> 00:32:24,914
you should do this, okay?
Shelby might be
861
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:26,966
a financial train wreck,
but i know for a fact
862
00:32:26,968 --> 00:32:28,417
that she makes your
dad very happy.
863
00:32:28,419 --> 00:32:30,719
And i know that you mean well,
but i'm not inclined
864
00:32:30,721 --> 00:32:32,254
to take relationship advice
from a man
865
00:32:32,256 --> 00:32:35,007
who just forgot to tell me
that he wasn't in love with me
866
00:32:35,009 --> 00:32:36,892
until our wedding day.
Now, i thank you kindly
867
00:32:36,894 --> 00:32:39,311
for your assistance,
and good night.
868
00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:46,068
Lemon, i'm sorry.
869
00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:47,653
They got me a new car.
870
00:32:47,655 --> 00:32:50,105
You can buy movie tickets
from the dashboard.
871
00:32:50,107 --> 00:32:52,491
What?
Shelby's moving in.
872
00:32:52,493 --> 00:32:53,859
Whoa... Magnolia.
873
00:32:53,861 --> 00:32:55,194
You... you ruined
874
00:32:55,196 --> 00:32:56,028
the big surprise.
875
00:32:56,030 --> 00:32:57,079
Sweetheart,
I know
876
00:32:57,081 --> 00:32:59,582
how protective
you can be, so i hope
877
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:01,066
you can get on board
878
00:33:01,068 --> 00:33:02,585
without needing
a whole new set of wheels.
879
00:33:02,587 --> 00:33:04,069
Lemon, i'm so glad
you could make it.
880
00:33:04,071 --> 00:33:05,070
Did you see the new rug?
881
00:33:05,072 --> 00:33:07,673
Yes, and you
were so right.
882
00:33:07,675 --> 00:33:11,293
Sometimes you just have to toss
things out that don't belong.
883
00:33:11,295 --> 00:33:13,462
Daddy, may i speak
to you alone please? Well,
884
00:33:13,464 --> 00:33:15,881
c-can it wait till after dinner?
Oh, a-and by the way,
885
00:33:15,883 --> 00:33:18,100
since you have your own
place now, we have decided
886
00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:19,918
we're gonna convert your room
to Shelby's office.
887
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,587
That way, she can,
you know...
888
00:33:21,589 --> 00:33:24,240
Redecorate it using your
credit cards? Absolutely not.
889
00:33:24,242 --> 00:33:25,757
I will not allow
her to use you
890
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:28,360
as a solution
to her one-woman fiscal cliff.
891
00:33:28,362 --> 00:33:31,780
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lemonade,
what is going on?
892
00:33:31,782 --> 00:33:34,116
Shelby has put up her condo
for sale in Pensacola.
893
00:33:34,118 --> 00:33:36,151
And do you know why?
894
00:33:36,153 --> 00:33:38,437
Because, if she doesn't sell
it in the next 30 days,
895
00:33:38,439 --> 00:33:39,771
she is going into foreclosure.
896
00:33:39,773 --> 00:33:42,041
And maybe you wouldn't be
so financially strapped
897
00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:43,775
if you laid off
the feather boas!
898
00:33:53,587 --> 00:33:56,138
Daddy, i'm sorry that the truth
had to come out like that,
899
00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,640
but...
900
00:33:57,642 --> 00:33:59,124
it had to be done.
901
00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:01,427
And you're welcome.
902
00:34:01,429 --> 00:34:03,312
I have no words
903
00:34:03,314 --> 00:34:06,965
for how disappointed i am in you
for behaving like this.
904
00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:08,434
What?
I know all about
905
00:34:08,436 --> 00:34:10,603
Shelby's financial troubles.
906
00:34:10,605 --> 00:34:12,938
You do?
Of course i do.
907
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:16,158
Shelby and i, we-we have an open
and an honest relationship.
908
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,310
In fact, she was the one
who insisted on a prenup
909
00:34:18,312 --> 00:34:19,612
if we got married--
910
00:34:19,614 --> 00:34:22,164
to ensure that you and your
sister would not be saddled
911
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:26,001
with her... her so-called
"fiscal cliff""
912
00:34:28,088 --> 00:34:32,124
I better not lose
my RAV4 over this.
913
00:34:45,271 --> 00:34:47,439
Found the lockbox.
914
00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:50,693
Turns out it wasn't stolen
after all.
915
00:34:54,247 --> 00:34:55,731
I'm sorry.
916
00:34:55,733 --> 00:34:59,601
Look, Lavon,
I get it, all right?
917
00:34:59,603 --> 00:35:04,189
I get that i... lost the only
girl that ever meant...
918
00:35:04,191 --> 00:35:08,243
anything to me
and i'll never get her back,
919
00:35:08,245 --> 00:35:10,012
and i have to live with that.
920
00:35:10,014 --> 00:35:12,965
And as a bonus to the most
921
00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:16,935
glorious screw-up of my already
gloriously screwed up life,
922
00:35:16,937 --> 00:35:20,923
I get that on top of losing
the best girl i ever had,
923
00:35:20,925 --> 00:35:23,992
now i've lost the best friend
I ever had, and, uh...
924
00:35:23,994 --> 00:35:25,511
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey.
925
00:35:25,513 --> 00:35:27,513
You didn't lose me.
926
00:35:27,515 --> 00:35:29,598
I mean, how could you lose me?
927
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,900
I'm six and a half feet tall.
928
00:35:31,902 --> 00:35:33,936
You know what i mean.
929
00:35:33,938 --> 00:35:36,872
Wade, you hurt someone
I care about.
930
00:35:36,874 --> 00:35:38,724
And worse,
you hurt yourself.
931
00:35:38,726 --> 00:35:40,892
But come on, man, we'll...
932
00:35:40,894 --> 00:35:42,561
we'll get through this.
933
00:35:42,563 --> 00:35:44,813
We have to.
934
00:35:44,815 --> 00:35:47,583
I can barely change
my own lightbulb anymore.
935
00:35:51,871 --> 00:35:55,674
Hey. Give me something
strong enough to make me forget
936
00:35:55,676 --> 00:35:57,259
about the past 12 hours.
937
00:35:57,261 --> 00:35:59,211
If it works,
let me know.
938
00:35:59,213 --> 00:36:01,964
Zoe, what are you doing here?
939
00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:04,249
Trying to forget
the past 12 hours.
940
00:36:04,251 --> 00:36:05,917
Did i not make that clear?
941
00:36:05,919 --> 00:36:08,637
Ah. Post-Wade breakup blues?
942
00:36:08,639 --> 00:36:10,139
You know,
alcohol is so not fair.
943
00:36:10,141 --> 00:36:12,858
It makes you feel better, and
then it makes you feel worse.
944
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,560
Hey, kind of like Wade.
945
00:36:14,562 --> 00:36:17,479
Oops, need more alcohol.
No, uh...
946
00:36:17,481 --> 00:36:19,431
I just wanted
to feel better.
947
00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:21,450
I had to make a choice:
either to hate
948
00:36:21,452 --> 00:36:25,237
or to do the long, hard thing
and work through my sadness,
949
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:26,622
and guess which one i chose.
950
00:36:26,624 --> 00:36:28,874
You're telling me.
Hating is so much easier.
951
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:29,992
Isn't it?
Yes.
952
00:36:29,994 --> 00:36:31,627
I couldn't let just me
be a hater.
953
00:36:31,629 --> 00:36:34,830
I had to spread it around, prove
that Max was cheating on Rose.
954
00:36:34,832 --> 00:36:36,165
For the record? Not.
955
00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:38,133
Yeah, and i spent my entire day
trying to prove
956
00:36:38,135 --> 00:36:41,253
that Shelby had ulterior motives
for dating my father. Also not.
957
00:36:41,255 --> 00:36:43,955
Well, i understand how a person
like you could be cynical.
958
00:36:43,957 --> 00:36:45,641
I mean, your mother
did abandon you.
959
00:36:45,643 --> 00:36:47,893
Well, what about you?
Your father abandoned you.
960
00:36:47,895 --> 00:36:49,428
And your father
worked all the time.
961
00:36:49,430 --> 00:36:50,929
And your mother
never supported you.
962
00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:52,314
George left you at the altar.
963
00:36:52,316 --> 00:36:53,849
And Wade cheated on you!
964
00:36:53,851 --> 00:36:55,818
Yes! He did!
965
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:58,187
You know, if only
there was a magic pill
966
00:36:58,189 --> 00:36:59,855
that could just make
you feel better.
967
00:36:59,857 --> 00:37:01,957
Forget the alcohol-- someone
should come up with that.
968
00:37:01,959 --> 00:37:03,975
I mean, they would be,
like, a bazillionaire.
969
00:37:07,081 --> 00:37:09,364
Listen, we're not friends,
970
00:37:09,366 --> 00:37:12,000
so i'm not gonna
hug you or anything, but...
971
00:37:12,002 --> 00:37:13,952
I will tell you this.
972
00:37:13,954 --> 00:37:17,456
Even though there's no
magic pill for your pain...
973
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,258
you find a way to go on.
974
00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:21,927
And once you go on
long enough,
975
00:37:21,929 --> 00:37:23,679
you will get over it.
976
00:37:23,681 --> 00:37:25,214
I'm living proof.
977
00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:26,515
Hey.
978
00:37:26,517 --> 00:37:29,101
A shout-out to my soul sister,
Miss Zoe Hart.
979
00:37:29,103 --> 00:37:32,437
To no more toenails
on your couch.
980
00:37:34,307 --> 00:37:36,892
♪ This little white dress
and fantasy ♪
981
00:37:36,894 --> 00:37:40,011
♪ Is not the moon you promised
982
00:37:40,013 --> 00:37:42,865
♪ To hang for me
983
00:37:42,867 --> 00:37:45,033
♪ You disgust me
984
00:37:45,035 --> 00:37:47,486
♪ Wade, you, you disgust me
985
00:37:47,488 --> 00:37:50,873
We should go now.
♪ You're the nose
hair of humanity ♪
986
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:53,876
♪ You ravaged me
emotionally ♪
987
00:37:53,878 --> 00:37:57,195
♪ You disgust me,
you disgust me, you disgust me ♪
988
00:37:57,197 --> 00:37:59,715
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh.
989
00:38:12,008 --> 00:38:13,842
What, no bonfire today?
990
00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:17,546
Isn't there just one corner
in this town
991
00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:18,931
where someone can be alone?
992
00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:21,250
Man, that is a
good question.
993
00:38:21,252 --> 00:38:23,602
Still battling
the breakup blues, huh?
994
00:38:23,604 --> 00:38:25,003
Please just go away.
995
00:38:25,005 --> 00:38:27,773
Sorry. i'm bound by sacred oath
to help those in pain.
996
00:38:27,775 --> 00:38:29,892
Or...
997
00:38:29,894 --> 00:38:31,944
something like that.
I don't know.
998
00:38:31,946 --> 00:38:34,313
I was really hungover
when i took my Hippocratic oath.
999
00:38:34,315 --> 00:38:35,781
Shocking.
1000
00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:40,152
What you don't
know about me...
1001
00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:42,488
...i can juggle.
1002
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:44,990
There are oranges
in my pocket.
1003
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:47,526
Oh, look at that.
1004
00:38:47,528 --> 00:38:49,461
Tell me this isn't
cheering you up.
1005
00:38:49,463 --> 00:38:51,330
'Cause i know
it's turning you on.
1006
00:38:51,332 --> 00:38:54,333
Look, Jonah, i-i really
appreciate this, but...
1007
00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:55,551
You're still sad.
1008
00:38:55,553 --> 00:38:57,553
I see that.
1009
00:38:58,388 --> 00:39:00,589
Well,
1010
00:39:00,591 --> 00:39:01,757
you really have no other choice.
1011
00:39:01,759 --> 00:39:03,475
There's only one thing
left to try.
1012
00:39:05,145 --> 00:39:06,562
Come on. Why not?
1013
00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:10,732
Okay.
1014
00:39:10,734 --> 00:39:12,484
It's okay.
You can trust me.
1015
00:39:12,486 --> 00:39:14,153
I'm a doctor.
1016
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,393
Hi.
1017
00:39:21,395 --> 00:39:24,229
Can i talk to you?
1018
00:39:24,231 --> 00:39:26,114
Don't worry.
1019
00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:27,416
I don't have any baked goods.
1020
00:39:28,836 --> 00:39:32,504
So, turns out Shelby
wasn't a gold digger after all.
1021
00:39:32,506 --> 00:39:33,705
Oh.
1022
00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:36,758
Well, that must have been fun.
1023
00:39:38,344 --> 00:39:41,246
Listen, i-i realize
that my distrust of people
1024
00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:43,265
may have been come by naturally,
1025
00:39:43,267 --> 00:39:46,468
but it's still mine
to keep or lose,
1026
00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:49,888
and i choose not
to blame anyone anymore.
1027
00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:51,557
So...
1028
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:54,059
as far as our wedding goes,
1029
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:57,062
I absolve you.
1030
00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:01,233
Really?
1031
00:40:02,735 --> 00:40:04,903
Well, thank you.
Of course, if Daddy
1032
00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:07,105
ends up getting married
to Shelby, it will be your fault
1033
00:40:07,107 --> 00:40:08,824
for breaking up with her
and making it possible.
1034
00:40:08,826 --> 00:40:10,709
Oh, so now... now you get
to hold that over me. Okay.
1035
00:40:10,711 --> 00:40:11,994
All right.
Yep,
1036
00:40:11,996 --> 00:40:13,945
for all of eternity.
1037
00:41:33,946 --> 00:41:45,401
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1038
00:40:52,361 --> 00:40:53,678
- Hey.
- Hey.
1039
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:57,286
Some things that you left at my place.
A few things might be missing,
1040
00:41:04,108 --> 00:41:06,988
This doesn't mean
that i forgive you,
1041
00:41:07,744 --> 00:41:12,216
but with time, i will figure out
a way to move on.
1042
00:41:13,593 --> 00:41:17,170
Oh, and even though I don't like
you right now,
1043
00:41:18,901 --> 00:41:21,837
I don't hate you, and I just thought
that you should know that.
1044
00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:26,517
- See you around.
- See you around.
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