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But no, dear sir, we have not changed

none of the technical characteristics of our equipment.

It has been perfectly fine-tuned for two years.

If our quote includes an increase in billing,

This is because the higher cost of raw materials forced us to do so.

We are deeply sorry, but...

Yes, yes, of course.

We are all having a hard time with these increases, but...

Excuse me? I understand, dear sir, I understand.

I'll ask the question to our financial department,

but I am confident that we can establish a longer-term payment.

Please. It's the least I can do.

Yes, goodbye sir!

Bye.

Suzanne ?

Suzanne ?

Yes, sir?

Where have you been?

I'm late for my 6 pm appointment.

Call my wife, tell her not to worry.

Thanks.

Hello my dear.

I'm sorry for this delay but...

I have too much work to do!

You're right, I'm a dirty asshole.

But you know, right now, I have an absolutely crazy schedule.

Listen to me, my dear.

The story of your day...

Save it for your wife!

I am simply your mistress.

And today I needed you so much

that I almost caressed myself.

Yes, sir.

Come here.

I don't see why it should always be up to women to let themselves be undressed.

Today, that's going to change.

Please don't touch anything.

Sir, really.

I have no more patience.

How do you do it?

I want to devour you.

Wait, wait...

Yes yes !

Francoise.

It must be really late.

We can hardly see anything.

Do you want me to turn it on?

I also like to make love in broad daylight.

We're not so old that we have to hide.

What are you doing ?

Have you seen the time?

Oh, you just arrived!

Oh listen, don't complicate things for me, honey.

Don't call me honey!

All of a sudden I feel like I'm married.

Yes, but I am, married.

Whenever I'm not at the marital table at eight o'clock,

I have the right to the face.

Remembering the crazy years of our love, and even...

Listen, my dear lover.

Don't try to amuse me with your domestic scenes.

One of these days I'll remember your speeches,

And I'll tell you a little bit about husbands running off.

And frigid lovers.

And the others?

I feel like I'm going to rape you, honey!

Anne? Anne!

Yes, I'm coming, one second.

My darling.

You will forgive me, but I didn't have the patience to wait.

I'm sorry, but right now.

It's not serious.

It doesn't matter. It's my diet's fault.

Whose fault is it?

My diet, my dear, I only eat one meal a day.

I don't have those wonderful business lunches ...

which make senior executives happy.

You don't know what you're talking about!

Today, I had a ham and butter sandwich and a glass of red wine.

You know how lucky we are, Paul?

Oh yes ?

Yes, listen! Listen to this.

We have passed the fateful milestone of three years of marriage.

As well as the sexual wear and tear, which manifests itself after five years of living together.

And since we have been married for ten years, in five years we will need

to overcome the distressing feeling of making a mistake in choosing a partner.

What do you think, my dear?

They are right.

Tonight I feel like a veteran in body and soul.

A cigarette… My own bed…

And I will be a happy man.

My dear?

Yeah.

No, nothing… Go to sleep!

Good night.

Am I getting old?

37 years old, soon to be 38.

And so it begins.

My dear, you are trying to make yourself feel sorry for yourself, because of your body.

When there are a lot of 20 year old girls who would like to have one like yours.

You always had beautiful legs.

Narrow hips as I like them, a flat stomach.

And breasts that I always want to bite.

You are beautiful, you know...

I want to bite you.

To lick you.

Honestly.

And there you have it, my dear, he's gone.

We've been living like this for three months.

We made love five times in total.

And I'm starting to seriously think about buying a vibrator.

A lover, my dear, that's what you need.

It's still more comforting than an electrical device, right?

If you went out you would meet one of these brutes that hunt for single women.

But no Françoise, it's much simpler than that.

It's my husband I want it from.

And from him alone.

Oh yes, that's right.

But a stranger buttering your toast, could certainly make you happy.

He did mine nicely for ten years and I just want him to continue.

Listen...

I have an idea. Isn't it your birthday tomorrow?

Oh yeah, why?

I have a very good idea, yes!

We're going shopping! Big time!

That would make me very happy, Françoise!

But don't you have your job...?

Don't worry about that. I'll take the day off.

See you in two hours. Bye!

See you later! I'm counting on you.

Oh, finally!

Hello everyone!

I ended up believing that you wouldn't come.

So is it going well?

Good evening, happy birthday, my dear.

So what are you waiting for?

Oh yes, happy birthday Anne!

Thanks.

Well, the gift.

The gift? Oh my god, I forgot!

The gift.

He's not going to find it.

No?

- Ah! Here it is. - Thanks!

That's really too kind of you.

So have we kept you waiting?

- How are you? - Fine, thank you.

Are you still putting up with this joker?

It is necessary, this is marriage for better or for worse.

Come on, cut this out, you too.

Oh, honey!

Oh, look how pretty it is!

You two are really too kind!

Enough hugging.

Now the screening begins.

What do you think about it?

I'm a little thirsty here!

Don't complain.

Anyway, to make up for it, I'm going to get some champagne.

They've already drank everything.

Wait, I'll help you. I'm coming.

This will bring back memories.

So, are you happy with yourself?

It seems like you're doing everything ...

to alert my wife.

There are times that I wonder if...

If me and your wife are accomplices?

You're overthinking things that are not really important.

If I'm here, it's for one reason only.

- I want to… - Not here, not with them in the other room!

That's what excites me.

You're crazy.

Look, I have nothing underneath...

- Are you feeling okay, darling? - It's nothing.

Just a little headache.

It must be the heat.

It is true that it is cooler in the kitchen.

Suzanne.

Would you like to bring me my ticket, please?

- There you go, sir. - Thank you.

- Goodbye, sir. - Goodbye.

Do you have any idea where the toiletry bag is?

It can only be in the bathroom.

There has been no gas in this lighter for a year and a half.

Nervous?

You know very well that I hate departures.

Are you still not coming with me?

Of course.

Why don't you ask Françoise to keep you company?

She's your childhood friend, right?

I don't like seeing you like this.

You look like someone who is on the verge of depression.

Have a good trip !

Hello, you must be Françoise.

My name is Genevieve. Anne is waiting for you.

To your health, my children!

This is nice...

I'm a little buzzed, but...

I'm still thirsty.

- I'll get a bottle. - Thank you, Genevieve.

My throat will be eternally grateful to you!

This little girl is cute!

You didn't tell me about her!

You secretive little thing !

It's really by chance that she is here.

She helps me keep the house.

In Paul's absence, she's still company.

I'm going to bed.

My headache does not allow me to participate in your orgies.

- Good evening. - Good evening, Anne.

Do you want me to bring you a glass of water?

No, Genevieve, I have some in my nightstand.

Good night, inconsolable wife!

I'm getting dizzy.

Very dizzy!

The world is spinning!

It's spinning!

Tell me, Genevieve, do you like small gatherings like this?

Yes, I love them.

And besides, I like everything that is improvised.

Like this?

Confidence brings confidence.

I agree! However...

Yes?

This little meeting is missing something damn important.

And what is that?

The masculine element.

In any case, I said out loud what you were thinking quietly.

Maybe.

But when men are not around, there are still other things.

My dear, since middle school, I haven't needed any ...

of these alternative solutions.

Alternative solution, that's easy to say!

And I who thought to scandalize you with my proclamations.

Of course.

She is charming.

You're not learning anything, Françoise.

But tell me, haven't you had a few too many drinks?

For what?

But because, to hear your praise, one might believe... Yes, that's it.

Yes, I'll kiss her.

Yes, I will tell her.

Well, my dear, it's true love.

She can't stop praising you.

True love.

What if, all of a sudden, she refused all contact with men?

Ah, if only she could hear you…

- Hello, who is it? - Is that you, Anne?

No sir, it's Genevieve.

I'll pass you on to Madam.

Hello? Is that you, my dear?

So how is this trip going?

Alright.

But tell me, who answered the phone? I don't understand.

That was Genevieve.

Yes, I followed your advice.

I took someone to help me and keep me company.

You'll see, she's charming.

Besides, she's the one who will welcome you when you return,

because I'm going to be away for a few days.

You won't be there tomorrow?

No, I'm going to my mom's tonight.

She is a little tired.

She asked me to come see her.

Doesn't that bother you too much, darling?

Hands up, don't move or I'll shoot.

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

I'll call the police.

And besides, I've never seen you.

And don't tell me stories because I wasn't born yesterday.

And if you catch your breath, maybe I could have a word with you.

You took this gun from my nightstand drawer.

It is empty.

I fired the last cartridge myself,

five years ago.

I guess your name is Genevieve?

As for me, my name is Paul.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You gave me such a scare.

Do you mind if I sit down? My legs are still shaking.

Please, my little one.

How about a little pick-me-up?

My wife didn't tell you I was coming?

Yes, but she thought you would come home in the morning ...

so when I heard this noise…

To your health.

May I ask you a private question?

After the trick I played on you, it's the least I can do, sir.

Call me Paul, please, it would make me happy.

Tell me...

What do you do at 9 o'clock in the evening?

in April in this outfit?

I'm tanning.

You're tanning?

Yes, with Madame's ultraviolet lamp.

Is that all you want Paul?

Oh yes, yes!

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Everything is running smoothly!

I think he's starting to get tired of her.

She keeps calling him back to his office.

The day before yesterday, he called her a pretty pain in the ass.

Yesterday, she was a real pain in the ass.

You won't forget me, right?

It's already done.

You can go to your bank tomorrow to check the amount.

Great.

What are you doing ?

I'm feasting my eyes.

Your wife warned me.

"Be careful, Genevieve."

"He only thinks about that."

At least she knows me well.

Don't you want to give me one of those little massages?

Hey!

Don't tell me you're swamped with work!

This is a sentence that is strictly reserved for me.

Come on...

Come closer, slave.

Yes, master.

The massage will be short, master.

Be quiet, miss, and show me your talents.

Your wages depend on it.

Oh, shit! What is this again?

I bet it's that annoying Françoise again.

You are much sought after, my love.

I have to go.

Since I know her, she will insist.

Anyway, she must have seen the car.

And she knows I'm here.

She better not find you there.

Why, are you afraid she'll tell your wife?

I never thought in my life that I would behave in such a way ...

over a pair of stupid pants.

If you knew how much I hate myself for being here.

- Listen. - No, no, don't say anything.

I can smell the nastiness in the air.

Wait...

So, shall we wax, honey?

This little Geneviève is full of resources.

I admit that I don't quite understand your wife's attitude.

And if I didn't know her so well and for so long ...

I would think she is understanding ...

and exceptionally open-minded.

Hello Madam, can you give me back my tweezers?

I guess I got it all figured out.

She's your extra work.

Well. You guessed it.

We still helped you a lot.

And you, can you help me please?

I would like to have something to drink.

What do you want, a whiskey?

Oh, that would be perfect!

Whiskey dry?

You might as well remember that I never drink it any other way!

Here.

I'm entitled to a small compensation.

I think that's not too much to ask.

So, what do you think about that, my dear?

Can I go to bed, sir?

My God, Genevieve!

Tonight I fear I have lost the initiative.

Let the lady decide.

It's okay, Genevieve.

I wouldn't want to deprive the gentleman of his dessert.

How nice of you to come and wait for me.

Did you have a good trip?

How nice it is to come home.

You know I missed this house.

My God, if only that was what it took to make you happy.

Fool!

Genevieve?

Genevieve?

What the hell is this girl doing again?

She's not here anymore, my dear.

That was our agreement.

And besides, I needed someone to keep an eye on the house.

And now that I'm here, you won't be alone anymore.

Wait.

This is for you.

But what is that?

It must be from Genevieve.

Sir, I take the liberty of writing you these few lines,

enclosing some evidence of what I am stating.

Using the attached photos,

you will get a glimpse of what my nights with Françoise are like.

I also believe that from now on she will stop contacting you.

She seems to have found in our games what she has always been looking for.

My regards to your wife.

You know my love, there is no point in trying to hide these photos.

You can burn them if you want, but I know them perfectly well.

I'm the one who took them.

Without Françoise realizing it.

It was a trick...

A jealous woman's trick.

One ready to do anything to win back her husband back.

And if possible, his love.

Don't forget that I spent all my college years with Françoise.

Who, better than me, to know her secret tendencies?

Do you forgive me?