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Dude,
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you're blocking the TV.
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Yeah, that doesn't matter right now.
What is going on?
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Do you have something that you need to
tell me?
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Yeah, I want to watch Rick and Morty.
It's time to get schwifty.
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See, I already made you laugh, so you're
not mad at me anymore, right? No, I'm
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very pissed off at you.
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Is there anything that you want to tell
me, maybe?
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Um, I love you.
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Thank you for being a great sister.
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Not that.
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You're really pretty. You deserve the
world. You're a queen.
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Beyonce would be lucky to hang out with
you.
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Okay. What am I missing?
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No kissing ass right now because this is
some serious shit.
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Well, can you sit down at least and talk
to me? I don't know if I want to.
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Well, I'm starting to get freaked out.
I'm glad you don't have a knife on you.
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Don't play with me.
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So, basically, I was snooping through
Mom's room.
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Okay.
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You're not supposed to borrow her shit
anymore. She got really pissed when you
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borrowed that straight outfit.
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Like, you were grounded for, what, a
month?
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I was grounded for a very long time.
That's not worth it. Basically, I'm just
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tired of... I just... I just wanted to
look.
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I mean, she gets so mad. Obviously,
she's hiding something, and...
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Guess what I found? Can you take any
guess?
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Um... Has she been storing away some
money for like a rainy day?
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You can be honest with me, did you take
any cash?
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I've gone in her purse a couple times,
don't tell her.
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But, you know, I mean, hey, I... I don't
think she would mind if you took money
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from her.
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Okay, where's this going?
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What the fuck, what are you talking
about? Um, basically, mom is old school
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fuck and has a journal.
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And she wrote way too much in there. Oh,
Jesus Christ.
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She wrote way too much. No, no, no, no,
no.
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It's fucking 2019. Who keeps a fucking
journal on paper?
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You think that's what the problem is?
The journal?
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The problem was written in the journal.
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And that's why I'm asking if you have
anything you need to tell me.
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Look, I didn't even know she had a
journal. What did she write?
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Just tell me.
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Okay.
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Basically, she said that you guys have
been having sex.
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And, um... Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. This is
not how I want to spend my day.
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I just want to know why.
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Okay, look, don't... Just forget you
read that. Mom? Just forget it.
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Please? The more I think about it, I'm
just like, Mom, you, you, my brother,
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slept with...
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Mom.
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Look, you know that dad has been gone a
lot. He's constantly traveling.
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And you know, he cheated on her before.
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They don't have sex.
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It kind of happened, okay?
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Like, please, don't... Shit like that
doesn't just happen. Like, if you wanted
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something, you could have gone literally
anywhere else.
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Like, literally anywhere else. It was
mostly for mom. Like, okay, she was a
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really vulnerable place.
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Like, I don't, I'm sorry. Look, I would
have told you. I know we usually type.
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You know, we type fam.
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But this is not something I would tell
anybody.
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She told me not to tell anybody. I can't
believe she fucking wrote it down.
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Yeah, that was pretty stupid.
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Well, of course, because we got a Snoopy
Snoop. Snoopy Snoop Snoop Snoop fuck in
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this house.
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Don't be mad because I found out. Be
mad. I'm just glad you can't hack my
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fucking computer.
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Oh my god. Okay, look. What do you want?
Like, you're not going to tell dad,
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right? I didn't. want to know why.
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And if you were so, you know, wanting to
fuck somebody in your family, there's
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me right here. I'm literally right here.
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I didn't, first of all, I didn't think
that was a possibility. Okay. Suzanne.
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All right. I didn't know.
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It's not like, it's not like I could
read your journal and see into your
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thoughts.
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Besides, you don't come to me like, Mom
came to me. She was having problems.
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Like, I was trying to be supportive, and
one thing led to another. That's the
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why, okay?
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It's not like I set out to do it. And
give me a break. You're fucking way too
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hot anyway.
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Even if you weren't my sister. I look
just like Mom. What do you mean?
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You look like a young baby of Mom.
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Exactly. I mean, yeah, I'm her daughter.
Come on.
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Don't be dumb and fucking your mom now.
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God, I'm so irritated.
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I'm so mad.
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I'm literally, I'm so mad.
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Why wasn't I chosen?
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You pissed at me because I didn't ask to
fuck you?
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Are you serious right now?
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This is why you're mad at me?
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That is why I'm mad.
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So if I asked you right now if you
wanted to fuck me, then you would stop
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mad at me?
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Maybe.
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I'm just mad you didn't come to me
first.
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I'm mad that I've never even seen your
dick.
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You want to see my dick?
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Yeah. Jesus Christ.
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Fine. There. There's my dick. Okay? Are
you happy?
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Yes. Oh, my God. You got twisted.
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You are just like mom. It brought me up
a little bit, but not totally. You're
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not off the hook.
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What do you want me to do? Just don't
tell fucking dad. Don't tell anybody.
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not going to tell anyone because I want
you to fuck me.
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Because I want to see what you're
helping mom out with. Obviously it's
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her out and I want some of that.
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God, I can't fucking believe I'm
thinking about actually doing this.
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I've been curious and now that I know
that, you know, it's already in your
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to be, you know, fucking around like
that, then I'm here to bring it up. To
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you on the spot.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I'll do whatever you want, as long as
you just don't tell anybody.
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What do you want me to do?
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I want to suck your dick, and then I
want you to fuck me. I want to see what
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I've been missing out on. Oh, my God.
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Okay, no, fine. Let's just go to your
bedroom, then.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm doing
this.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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This can't be real.
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Jesus.
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Oh, it's real. Start believing it.
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Fine.
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Are you gonna... Are you gonna at least
get naked too? So I don't feel like a
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complete fucking idiot? Do you want me
to?
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Yes. Don't make me say it twice.
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I'll be nice.
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Oh my god.
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This is...
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Is this actually going to happen?
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Don't make it weird.
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It's totally fine. We're just
experimenting.
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Okay. Mom says to always, you know, do
what we want. Shoot for our dreams,
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right?
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Oh God, you are fucking hot.
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Oh yeah.
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It was tight.
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Well,
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Mom's always comparing me and her, so
you had to expect this would happen
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someday.
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Shit.
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Oh my god.
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You're not going to be mad at me anymore
after this, are you?
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Well, answer this for me.
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Didn't mom suck your dick like this?
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No.
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Nobody sucked my dick like that.
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I'd say we're good then.
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nice and hard for me.
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You feel special.
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So are you really going to fuck me?
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If you want. Or was that just something
you said so I wouldn't be mad at you
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anymore?
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I definitely want to now.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Why don't you sit down on me?
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Ooh.
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Shit. Fuck.
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Goddamn.
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You're sucking me like that. I don't
know how long it's fucking you. That's
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I'm saying.
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Mom definitely did not do that.
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Well, no matter what happens, you're
fucking me today. I don't care.
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As you wish.
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I have some making up to do.
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Okay, I'm not gonna get mad again We're
already too far into this.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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Jesus.
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Oh.
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Can I jump on?
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Please do.
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Your guidance counselor only knew how
good you were at this.
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He didn't even, like, talk to you about
colleges at all.
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Colleges of sex.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you sure?
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Yes. You can back out?
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No, let's do this.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh, my God, fuck.
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Oh, yeah, you definitely feel better
than Mom.
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Do not tell her. Obviously, you're not
going to tell her, but fuck.
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No, I'm never going to talk about this
to her.
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Well, we don't have to worry about her
reading your journal because it doesn't
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exist.
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Who has one of those anymore, seriously?
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Just Mom and George W.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, she's so cute.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck. Oh, fuck.
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I can't.
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I've been so glad that you're jealous of
your mom.
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But we're not going to do that again.
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Oh, no.
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Because I might not be so nice this
time.
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Oh, God. You're better than any of your
friends, too.
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This is not fair.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Oh, my God.
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What the fuck?
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Oh,
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shit.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, my God.
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You are way too good at that.
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That's two for two right there. I think
you've been practicing on my friends.
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No comment.
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Well, I'm not jealous.
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As long as I get to hit it, too.
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Oh, lie down. I can't take this anymore.
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Oh my God.
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You are too fucking good.
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want it.
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This is exactly what I didn't even know
I wanted.
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Is
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it
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fucked up to say that I love watching
you fuck me?
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If it's fucked up.
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fucked up for bringing oh my god oh god
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oh shit
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close growing up, but goddamn, I didn't
know we'd be this close.
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We're getting closer than this.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, there's so much water in the
mountain.
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Oh, Jesus.
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any closer than that. Oh, no.
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So is this just a one -time thing?
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It doesn't have to be.
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Really? Yeah.
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As long as you can keep a secret.
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I can.
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That just happened.
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You just came on my butt.
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I did.
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You're not mad at me anymore.
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Nope. Oh, Jesus.
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I think this makes up for it.
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Oh, fuck.
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You're not going to be jealous of me
with Mom, right?
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Because every once in a while, she might
need me.
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As long as I'm with you more?
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As long as you know who's the better
choice.
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Hands down, you.
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