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Dude,

you're blocking the TV.

Yeah, that doesn't matter right now. What is going on?

Do you have something that you need to tell me?

Yeah, I want to watch Rick and Morty. It's time to get schwifty.

See, I already made you laugh, so you're not mad at me anymore, right? No, I'm

very pissed off at you.

Is there anything that you want to tell me, maybe?

Um, I love you.

Thank you for being a great sister.

Not that.

You're really pretty. You deserve the world. You're a queen.

Beyonce would be lucky to hang out with you.

Okay. What am I missing?

No kissing ass right now because this is some serious shit.

Well, can you sit down at least and talk to me? I don't know if I want to.

Well, I'm starting to get freaked out. I'm glad you don't have a knife on you.

Don't play with me.

So, basically, I was snooping through Mom's room.

Okay.

You're not supposed to borrow her shit anymore. She got really pissed when you

borrowed that straight outfit.

Like, you were grounded for, what, a month?

I was grounded for a very long time. That's not worth it. Basically, I'm just

tired of... I just... I just wanted to look.

I mean, she gets so mad. Obviously, she's hiding something, and...

Guess what I found? Can you take any guess?

Um... Has she been storing away some money for like a rainy day?

You can be honest with me, did you take any cash?

I've gone in her purse a couple times, don't tell her.

But, you know, I mean, hey, I... I don't think she would mind if you took money

from her.

Okay, where's this going?

What the fuck, what are you talking about? Um, basically, mom is old school

fuck and has a journal.

And she wrote way too much in there. Oh, Jesus Christ.

She wrote way too much. No, no, no, no, no.

It's fucking 2019. Who keeps a fucking journal on paper?

You think that's what the problem is? The journal?

The problem was written in the journal.

And that's why I'm asking if you have anything you need to tell me.

Look, I didn't even know she had a journal. What did she write?

Just tell me.

Okay.

Basically, she said that you guys have been having sex.

And, um... Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. This is not how I want to spend my day.

I just want to know why.

Okay, look, don't... Just forget you read that. Mom? Just forget it.

Please? The more I think about it, I'm just like, Mom, you, you, my brother,

slept with...

Mom.

Look, you know that dad has been gone a lot. He's constantly traveling.

And you know, he cheated on her before.

They don't have sex.

It kind of happened, okay?

Like, please, don't... Shit like that doesn't just happen. Like, if you wanted

something, you could have gone literally anywhere else.

Like, literally anywhere else. It was mostly for mom. Like, okay, she was a

really vulnerable place.

Like, I don't, I'm sorry. Look, I would have told you. I know we usually type.

You know, we type fam.

But this is not something I would tell anybody.

She told me not to tell anybody. I can't believe she fucking wrote it down.

Yeah, that was pretty stupid.

Well, of course, because we got a Snoopy Snoop. Snoopy Snoop Snoop Snoop fuck in

this house.

Don't be mad because I found out. Be mad. I'm just glad you can't hack my

fucking computer.

Oh my god. Okay, look. What do you want? Like, you're not going to tell dad,

right? I didn't. want to know why.

And if you were so, you know, wanting to fuck somebody in your family, there's

me right here. I'm literally right here.

I didn't, first of all, I didn't think that was a possibility. Okay. Suzanne.

All right. I didn't know.

It's not like, it's not like I could read your journal and see into your

thoughts.

Besides, you don't come to me like, Mom came to me. She was having problems.

Like, I was trying to be supportive, and one thing led to another. That's the

why, okay?

It's not like I set out to do it. And give me a break. You're fucking way too

hot anyway.

Even if you weren't my sister. I look just like Mom. What do you mean?

You look like a young baby of Mom.

Exactly. I mean, yeah, I'm her daughter. Come on.

Don't be dumb and fucking your mom now.

God, I'm so irritated.

I'm so mad.

I'm literally, I'm so mad.

Why wasn't I chosen?

You pissed at me because I didn't ask to fuck you?

Are you serious right now?

This is why you're mad at me?

That is why I'm mad.

So if I asked you right now if you wanted to fuck me, then you would stop

mad at me?

Maybe.

I'm just mad you didn't come to me first.

I'm mad that I've never even seen your dick.

You want to see my dick?

Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Fine. There. There's my dick. Okay? Are you happy?

Yes. Oh, my God. You got twisted.

You are just like mom. It brought me up a little bit, but not totally. You're

not off the hook.

What do you want me to do? Just don't tell fucking dad. Don't tell anybody.

not going to tell anyone because I want you to fuck me.

Because I want to see what you're helping mom out with. Obviously it's

her out and I want some of that.

God, I can't fucking believe I'm thinking about actually doing this.

I've been curious and now that I know that, you know, it's already in your

to be, you know, fucking around like that, then I'm here to bring it up. To

you on the spot.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'll do whatever you want, as long as you just don't tell anybody.

What do you want me to do?

I want to suck your dick, and then I want you to fuck me. I want to see what

I've been missing out on. Oh, my God.

Okay, no, fine. Let's just go to your bedroom, then.

Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

This can't be real.

Jesus.

Oh, it's real. Start believing it.

Fine.

Are you gonna... Are you gonna at least get naked too? So I don't feel like a

complete fucking idiot? Do you want me to?

Yes. Don't make me say it twice.

I'll be nice.

Oh my god.

This is...

Is this actually going to happen?

Don't make it weird.

It's totally fine. We're just experimenting.

Okay. Mom says to always, you know, do what we want. Shoot for our dreams,

right?

Oh God, you are fucking hot.

Oh yeah.

It was tight.

Well,

Mom's always comparing me and her, so you had to expect this would happen

someday.

Shit.

Oh my god.

You're not going to be mad at me anymore after this, are you?

Well, answer this for me.

Didn't mom suck your dick like this?

No.

Nobody sucked my dick like that.

I'd say we're good then.

nice and hard for me.

You feel special.

So are you really going to fuck me?

If you want. Or was that just something you said so I wouldn't be mad at you

anymore?

I definitely want to now.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Why don't you sit down on me?

Ooh.

Shit. Fuck.

Goddamn.

You're sucking me like that. I don't know how long it's fucking you. That's

I'm saying.

Mom definitely did not do that.

Well, no matter what happens, you're fucking me today. I don't care.

As you wish.

I have some making up to do.

Okay, I'm not gonna get mad again We're already too far into this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Jesus.

Oh.

Can I jump on?

Please do.

Your guidance counselor only knew how good you were at this.

He didn't even, like, talk to you about colleges at all.

Colleges of sex.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Are you sure?

Yes. You can back out?

No, let's do this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, fuck.

Oh, yeah, you definitely feel better than Mom.

Do not tell her. Obviously, you're not going to tell her, but fuck.

No, I'm never going to talk about this to her.

Well, we don't have to worry about her reading your journal because it doesn't

exist.

Who has one of those anymore, seriously?

Just Mom and George W.

Oh, my God.

Oh, she's so cute.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

I can't.

I've been so glad that you're jealous of your mom.

But we're not going to do that again.

Oh, no.

Because I might not be so nice this time.

Oh, God. You're better than any of your friends, too.

This is not fair.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Oh,

shit.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

You are way too good at that.

That's two for two right there. I think you've been practicing on my friends.

No comment.

Well, I'm not jealous.

As long as I get to hit it, too.

Oh, lie down. I can't take this anymore.

Oh my God.

You are too fucking good.

want it.

This is exactly what I didn't even know I wanted.

Is

it

fucked up to say that I love watching you fuck me?

If it's fucked up.

fucked up for bringing oh my god oh god

oh shit

close growing up, but goddamn, I didn't know we'd be this close.

We're getting closer than this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, there's so much water in the mountain.

Oh, Jesus.

any closer than that. Oh, no.

So is this just a one -time thing?

It doesn't have to be.

Really? Yeah.

As long as you can keep a secret.

I can.

That just happened.

You just came on my butt.

I did.

You're not mad at me anymore.

Nope. Oh, Jesus.

I think this makes up for it.

Oh, fuck.

You're not going to be jealous of me with Mom, right?

Because every once in a while, she might need me.

As long as I'm with you more?

As long as you know who's the better choice.

Hands down, you.