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What are you doing today?
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You?
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No, you're still funny.
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I don't know.
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I really hate to see you.
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I just saw a stand -up.
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Yeah, we just left a while ago, so...
That's right. Yeah.
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Well,
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not too much.
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I'm just saying.
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Hey, but what's up with that little
booty dance you was telling me about?
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You got your little shorts on? You ready
to do the dance for me?
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I had a feeling you were going to come
by.
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You got a special little outfit for me.
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Oh, is that right?
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We have five minutes, so we can't do too
much.
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Hey, what's going on in here?
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Hey, you know what?
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I'm going to tell your mom, and you get
the hell out of here. Mark, Mark, Mark.
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Stop, Mark.
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No, no, it's not Mark. It's Dad.
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That's Dad.
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Listen, we're going to talk about this
later. You need to get going.
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I guess I'll have to call you later.
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No, no, they don't call you later if the
cell phone is gone.
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Oh, wow.
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Bye.
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You're in a lot of trouble.
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I told you, don't.
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Go to your mom. Mark, I'm not going to
listen to you. You're not even my dad.
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You're not even my dad. I'm going to
call your mom right now.
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You need to see about this. I paid the
bills up.
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Whatever.
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Why are you always embarrassing me?
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You know what? Go to your mom.
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No, I'm not going to listen to you.
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I really like that guy too. There's no
boys in my house, okay?
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Okay.
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Sorry, but you flush, I'm not going to
be following your rules in here.
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And just because you got with my mom
doesn't mean that you're anything to me.
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Unless you want to get your own place,
you got to follow the rules. Yeah, I'll
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sign on.
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Okay, until then, no boys, no cell
phone.
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No, are you kidding me?
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That's not fair. I don't like you
embarrassing me in front of my friends
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that. No, it is fair. What were you
going to do? You were just going to fuck
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on my couch?
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Maybe if you didn't show up here, maybe,
yeah.
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No, no, no. I didn't even fuck on this
couch yet.
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I still owe payments on this couch.
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Whatever. Sorry, Mark, but... Hey, don't
call me Mark. Call me Dad or Stepdad.
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Mark, I can do whatever I want.
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You and I want this.
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It's really bad.
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No, no, no. I'm happy because you want
it.
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No, but I have things planned for today.
I won't get them.
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And you and she will do that.
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So... So... You can't do this. I'm going
to talk to your mom real quick. Mark,
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relax.
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Oh. Oh.
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I guess we can just do it.
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I think I need some help from my
stepdad.
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Thank you.
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You don't tell, I won't tell.
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Do you have secrets?
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I think that it's time for you to go to
your room, stepdad.
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