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They're the lost pages
of the Necronomicon.
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He may have found a way to open the rift.
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We believe it's a mystic passage
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between the human sphere
and the dead lands.
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They're all dead.
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Welcome to my world, lady.
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Well, that kid in your car...
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you really think that that has
something to do with Ms. Prevett?
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I can't say enough bad things about her.
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Once that idiot Ash Williams is dead,
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you and I will go on to immortal glory.
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- Kaya.
- Ruby.
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I have a vessel.
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The Dark Ones know about the rift.
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We need to find it before they get out.
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You help me drive
Ash's daughter over the edge
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and we won't have to.
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That's better.
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So, good job tracking down
that Kandarian demon poker.
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All right, here's the plan.
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We gear up,
we corner Ruby in her little evil...
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She won't be there.
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Well, you clean up pretty well.
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Thanks.
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- My Mom always liked this dress on me.
- It's pretty.
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But I'm not sure this is the time
to be playing Barbie dress-up.
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So there's this dance tonight
at school and...
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You wanna go to a school dance
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when evil is circling like sharks
at a tuna rodeo?
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I have a plan.
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Ms. Prevett sent me text saying
she wanted to "clear the air" tonight.
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And you're gonna say no, 'cause
you're my daughter and you're smart.
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Look, if you're right
and Ms. Prevett is a demon,
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then that means
she killed my mom, and Rachel,
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and who knows how many others.
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I need to know for sure,
and when I do...
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Daddio's gonna swoop in for the kill.
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Kelly, you've heard a lot
of my dumb ideas.
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You wanna weigh in on this one?
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I think it's a great idea, Ash.
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Ruby trusts her.
She might throw her off guard.
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And besides, if anything goes awry
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you and I will be right there.
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Okay, daughter, we do this your way.
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But from now on,
you're rubber and we're glue,
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you got that?
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Dad? Thanks.
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Well, that's what
super-cool dads do, right?
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Yeah.
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Negeltu dumuzi...
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sepiya...
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Mummu sa dalkhu...
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sabola.
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Welcome to me, my son.
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The new Prophesied One.
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I have waited for this night
for hundreds of years.
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In order for us to succeed,
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you must do exactly as I say.
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I'm ready, Mother.
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Now listen.
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We have to convince Brandy
that you're her real father,
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and for that to work,
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you have to look just like him.
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How am I doing?
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There is still just one small detail.
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This hurts, Mother.
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- Is that normal?
- It'll scab over.
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Make it stop!
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When you're done there,
I want you to get dressed.
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The dance is about to start.
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Yes, Mother.
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I'm really sorry about your friends
getting killed and all.
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I thought we were ready.
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We had no idea what we were getting into.
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What's that?
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Pablo, are you there?
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- Pablo?
- What the fuck?
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- Hello? Is someone there?
- I think there's somebody in there.
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Pablo? Pablo!
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Hey, Pablo!
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Kelly?!
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Pablo, it's so good to see your face.
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I don't get it. Where are you?
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No fuckin' idea.
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I fucked up.
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I went after Ruby
with the Kandarian dagger
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and she got it away from me.
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What do mean?
What happened, Kelly?
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Ruby killed me.
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She killed me with the dagger.
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- What?
- I'm pretty sure I'm dead.
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- What is that?
- Fuck, it's coming back.
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- Kelly? No! No! No!
- Pablo!
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Kelly, please!
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Kelly?
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Kelly?
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Kelly? Kelly?!
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Is your friend Kelly gone?
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Ruby took her!
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Hey, girl!
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Okay.
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We get in there, we find Ruby.
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Brandy, you push her demon buttons,
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then ding dong the witch is dead.
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Hey! Hey, isn't that Ashy Slashy?
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Oh, boy.
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- What's the matter?
- Oh, the cops.
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They get all squirrelly when they find
a demon baby in your trunk.
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- I'm still going in.
- That's fine, plan B.
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You guys go in the front,
I'm going in the back.
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- But how?
- Don't worry about it.
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- Kelly, I'm counting on you.
- Don't worry, Ash.
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She's not getting out my sight.
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Brandy, don't take this the wrong way,
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but did your father seem a little...
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strange tonight?
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I don't know.
"Strange" is him most of the time. Why?
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You know how sometimes
you just get a bad feeling?
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Check it out.
Found it taped behind a fire alarm.
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Looks fucking ancient.
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The shit still smokes.
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Oh, man, I can't be that high.
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It's Ashy Slashy again.
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You know, you kids are inhaling
a controlled substance?
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Now you're gonna slash us
like you slash your prices?
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You really should read the brochures.
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Cannabis is a well-known gateway drug.
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Fine, it's gone, weirdo.
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You take that stupid saw everywhere?
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You'd be surprised how often I need it.
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- Wanna touch the blade?
- No!
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Well, seeing as how you two youngsters
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are already headed down
the hemp highway to nowhere.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Ah, you know what they say.
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Spare the saw, spoil the child.
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Could I have your attention,
please, everyone?
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As you all know,
a couple of days ago,
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we lost two people very,
very precious to our community.
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Candace Barr and Rachel Manning,
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were taken from us
in a most horrific way,
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but tonight we want to celebrate
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the giving people that they were.
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So will you join me now
in a moment of silence?
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We love you, Rachel.
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Did you know she was going to do this?
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No, I didn't.
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You don't think it could
actually be genuine?
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Five minutes ago,
I would have said no, but now...
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Hi, Brandy.
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I'm so glad you decided to come.
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I hope that wasn't too emotional for you.
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It's actually really nice.
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You wore the dress that your mom liked.
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I'm glad.
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Hey, you said you wanted
to talk to her, so talk.
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Maybe we should go somewhere quieter.
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Right. I don't think so.
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It's okay, Brandy.
I'll be right behind you.
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Security door my dimpled butt.
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Oh, no...
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Brandy?
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Brandy?
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Yo...
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demon.
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Step away from the dead teenager.
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Whoa, another dumb ass double.
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Are you what used to be little me?
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That's right.
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I'm all grown up now.
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Ash, I'm so disappointed in you.
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You've gone soft.
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Soft?
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I can hold my own, pal.
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You are your own worst enemy.
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It pains me to know
that somebody so unqualified
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could actually be the Prophesied One.
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- Think you could do better?
- Oh, good gravy, yes.
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But let's put a pin in that
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because I have to get back
to our daughter.
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- Brandy.
- Oh, yeah?!
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Three and a half horses that says...
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No way, Jose.
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Freeze, motherfucker!
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Hands in the air!
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Officer, I know this looks bad.
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Turn around! Now!
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Okay, look, your father is right
about one thing.
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I do know more than I was letting on.
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How much more?
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A great evil is coming.
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And the only way we to defeat it
is if we stick together.
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A supernatural war is brewing,
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and you've been caught
in the middle of it.
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So are you saying that you are a demon?
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Oh, honey.
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No.
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But your dad is.
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What? Well, that's new.
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Look, I know that I lied
about my intensions,
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but it was only to protect you.
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I had to find out the truth.
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I had to be sure about your father.
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But you think about it.
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He opened the book.
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He brought the evil to Elk Grove.
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Kelly?
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Hate to say, but she's not wrong.
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This all started once Ash read
from that damn book.
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You just think about all
the deaths of all those innocents,
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and the horror that's occurred
because of him.
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You really expect me to believe
that he's one of those things?
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Brandy... hey.
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I've been watching her.
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I'm not so sure you have the ability
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to shake her faith in her father.
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Well, that's what you're doing here.
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You just keep pushing,
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my child will do the rest.
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- Ruby...
- When Brandy kills Ash,
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the prophesy from the book
will be fulfilled,
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and my child becomes the Savior.
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Then I will have dominion
over the Dark Ones,
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enough to free you from your hell.
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And grant you true immortality.
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Dad?!
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Dad, where are you?!
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Oh!
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- What are you doing?
- Looking for you.
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Hugs?
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- Are you all right?
- Peachy.
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I'm just a little embarrassed.
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- Embarrassed?
- Yeah.
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I'm afraid I've been
keeping a secret from you.
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Oh, my God!
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It's sad, I just wish that young man
had shown a little more common sense.
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- You did this!?
- Tonight's event had
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a very specific dress code,
and he wears those shoes?
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Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?
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Well, that's the little secret
I was talking about.
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Brandy.
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- Oh, that bastard!
- Shut it, butcher!
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When they strap you to the table,
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I'm gonna ask to stick
in the needle myself.
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Yeah, jokes on you, pal.
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Michigan doesn't even
have the death penalty.
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Shut up and...
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Kelly, where the hell have you been?
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And why aren't you with Brandy?
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She took off on me!
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Ash, it's worse than we thought.
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I think Ruby's planning
to kill Brandy tonight!
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What are we going to do?
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Well, for starters
there's a very handsome
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but demented version of me
running around here.
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So if you see him,
I give you permission to break his face.
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And what about you?
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I'm gonna save my daughter.
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Brandy?!
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Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,174
Whoa.
262
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,219
Oh, hey. It wasn't me.
263
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,297
Uh, it was the other me.
264
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,639
- Let's go!
- Hello, girl!
265
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,863
Ms. Prevett! I just heard
there's a killer in the school!
266
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,068
No.
267
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,539
You were right!
He's some kind of demon freak!
268
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,418
Oh, my God! Did he do that, too?
269
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,672
Brandy this is just the beginning.
270
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,504
Everybody here is in danger.
271
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,215
Brandy!
272
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,177
You left before we could finish!
273
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,222
Get down!
274
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,315
Brandy!
275
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,694
Come to Papa!
276
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,781
Brandy!
277
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,574
Come and dance with your dad!
278
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,039
No!
279
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,368
Brandy!
280
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,711
Brandy!
281
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,309
It's Ashy Slashy!
282
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,562
Help me! Help me!
283
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,769
Help me.
284
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,898
Shit!
285
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,609
- He's coming!
- Come on!
286
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,286
Jefe! Shit.
287
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,364
Sorry. Jefe!
288
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,540
Pablo!
289
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,083
Kelly?
290
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,785
I'm in here.
291
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,627
Kelly!
292
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,505
You said you were...
293
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,762
I thought you...
294
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,976
- Kelly, are you okay?
- Me? I'm fine.
295
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,848
I mean it's crazy out there.
296
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,679
All hell has broken loose!
297
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,312
Are you okay?
'Cause you seem nervous.
298
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,314
I am. Nervous.
299
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,236
Uh, because, I...
300
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,781
Kel, I thought that you were in danger.
301
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,733
I would never be able to forgive myself
302
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,443
if something bad happened to you.
303
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,200
Especially since, uh,
304
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,122
I never worked up the courage to...
305
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,459
kiss you.
306
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:55,883
Well, maybe we should change that.
307
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,004
Yeah, maybe we should.
308
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,265
Yeah, that's right, I hit you,
309
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,469
'cause the real Kelly and I did kiss,
310
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,019
and it was freakin' awesome!
311
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,188
So what are you, anyway?
312
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,982
Demon? Deadite?
313
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,186
None of the above.
314
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,895
I'm Kaya.
315
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,151
Brandy...
316
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,031
if it comes to it, honey,
317
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,158
you protect yourself.
318
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,161
No!
319
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,867
Ash Williams!
320
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,880
Leave these children alone!
321
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:40,385
If it's me you want, here I am!
322
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,345
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
323
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,514
Brandy!
324
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,346
It's okay, Daddy's here!
325
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,024
Stay the fuck away from us!
326
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,701
Go ahead, shoot me.
327
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,660
Put a hole through this pretty face
you love so much.
328
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,005
Do it!
329
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,927
Come on, lover boy.
330
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:27,428
When this is over,
you can have what's left of this body.
331
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,975
Pull the trigger.
332
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,644
No!
333
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,480
Please don't.
334
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,408
Tell Kelly I said thanks
for her flesh and blood.
335
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,234
No!
336
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,414
Jefe!
337
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,248
Careful, that thing is dangerous!
338
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,580
Stay back! You're one of them!
339
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,961
No. Very simple explanation, kiddo.
340
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,633
There's two of me!
341
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,336
Oh, he'd say anything! You're a monster!
342
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,137
She's the one you should be afraid of!
343
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,680
Leave her alone!
344
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,932
No! You're killing her!
345
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,268
I'm not doing this!
She's doing it herself!
346
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,354
When did you start liking this?
347
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,796
Jefe!
348
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,465
Jefe. I know that word.
349
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,292
You just called me "boss."
350
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,594
Good thing I'm fluent in Español.
351
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,171
Uh, yeah.
352
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,177
Ash, Kelly's dead.
353
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,259
Ruby killed her
and now some nasty demon
354
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,811
- took over her body.
- That sounds diabolical.
355
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,650
Is that a chainsaw I hear?
356
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,897
Why yes it is.
357
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,821
Where you come from,
they're better known as "moto sierra."
358
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,489
And it's not yours?
359
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,989
Well, that's complicated,
my little friend,
360
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,195
but don't fret.
361
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,655
Soon it'll all be over.
362
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,665
You're not Ash!
363
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,705
Oh, gee, what gave it away?
364
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,510
Stop him.
365
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,312
Honey, give me that dagger.
366
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:46,942
I'll send that she-bitch back to hell.
367
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,531
She's already dead.
368
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,953
You killed her
just like you killed those kids.
369
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,076
You want to end this nightmare,
you give me that knife!
370
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,907
Shut up! Just shut up!
371
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,793
I'm your Pop.
372
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,249
All right. Love you!
373
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,709
- Dad, get in!
- That's my daughter.
374
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,214
Like daughter, like dad.
375
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,766
I can't.
376
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,889
You deserve it, but I can't.
377
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,904
- You don't have an invite.
- What the hell?
378
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,830
That's what I was trying to tell ya!
379
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,250
Jefe, help!
380
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,670
Ruby went to Kandarian Kinkos
and this asshole popped out.
381
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,247
Hey, good-looking.
382
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,253
Get out of my Jazz.
383
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,754
Huh, you missed.
384
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,511
Pablo, you missed a great party.
385
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,764
Jefe, Kelly's...
386
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,815
No.
387
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:11,106
Hundreds of years
spent looking for that book.
388
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:16,653
And two years in this
shit hole of a school!
389
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,989
Oh, my God.
390
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,619
You were right.
391
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,623
No one is that stupid
392
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,705
or that lucky.
393
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,792
Maybe not, but you're next, Ruby.
394
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,628
Brandy! No!
395
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,309
Brandy...
396
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,405
Brandy?
397
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,358
Brandy?
398
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,739
Oh, no.
399
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,651
Hello?
400
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,449
Hello? Is anybody there?
401
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,690
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