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Oh, oh!
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Everybody's favorite
skanky demon Ruby is back,
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and she's yanking Brandy's chain.
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- Let me go.
- We need to kill her. Now.
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- We need a Kandarian dagger.
- Guys, I found it!
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I think we need to
get out of here right now.
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Run!
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Dalton!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- It was Pablo.
- Pablo did this to you?
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What the hell are you doing
in my house, creep-o?
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Enjoying the company of
the granddaughter I never knew I had.
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I wish you were the one that was dead.
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I didn't even kill him,
because he's already dead!
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Oh!
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Come on. Come on. Let go.
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Pablo, you and those cheap imported parts!
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Jesus.
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Nice try, Ruby.
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You think I'm stupid?
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You think I don't know
my own father when I see him?
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Poor Ashley.
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Life just keeps serving up
the shit sandwiches.
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Uh, speak of the devil.
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What are you doing here, Pop?
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I don't know.
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Something disturbed my grave,
pulled me back.
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I always wanted to be a ghost.
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Well, it's nice to see you.
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Even though I'm looking through you.
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Cool, huh?
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Whoa! What the hell is this?
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Ah, it's pretty convoluted.
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Ruby was using you to make me look bad
in front of my daughter.
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- Well, it looks like she succeeded.
- Yeah.
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Oh, hold on there,
did you say daughter?
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Yeah. I just found out a few days ago.
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Her name is Brandy.
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Well, look at you. My boy's a father.
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Hell, that makes me a grandfather.
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Damn, you miss so much
when you're dead.
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What's she like?
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Stubborn as shit.
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And she hates my guts.
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Well, she's smart. I like her already.
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Where is she?
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I don't know.
She freaked out when she saw this.
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Called me a monster.
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Look, fatherhood ain't easy.
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Lord knows, I learned the hard way.
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Ash, you remember the night I died?
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- There's something I've kept from you.
- What is it, Pop?
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Something so vital, that...
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the fabric of your life may begin...
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How could I forget? Cost me 300 bucks
to get the fender pounded out.
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You spent more on that damn fender
than you did on my funeral, cheapskate.
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That's not true... ish.
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Well, it's still a shit way to go.
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Anyway, this is way bigger
than your fender.
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- Okay, so tell me.
- Oh, no.
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I'm not going to tell you.
I want to show you.
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Ash, Pablo is dick deep in trouble...
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Oh, shit.
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Ash?
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Fuck.
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Anybody home?
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If you're a Deadite,
I'm in no fucking mood.
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Oh! Brandy.
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I forgot my phone.
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But you're okay?
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Okay?
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Ash just sliced open some guy
I thought was my grandfather
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with a chainsaw.
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I'm so far from okay,
I don't even know what okay is.
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Makes high school seem
a lot less awful, am I right?
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- Okay, where's Ash?
- I don't know.
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And no offense, but I've had enough
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of my delusional old man
and his muchachos.
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I'm getting my shit,
and I'm getting out of here.
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Hold up, Daria. Okay?
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Bodies are dropping left and right,
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some of them friends of mine,
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and since this has something
to do with you,
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I need you to stay close.
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How do you even deal with him?
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I mean, I don't really have a choice,
because he's my father, but you...
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Ash may be a perverted drunk
with racist tendencies,
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but he has his moments.
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Evil killed my parents, too.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, well, I passed go on that
horror show a long time ago.
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Ash is probably at
the hardware store, right?
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Pablo!
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- Whoo!
- Pablo!
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You're up way past your bedtime!
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- Brandy, run!
- Uh, I can't!
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Hold on!
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Young virgin meat!
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Fuck!
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So moist...
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Shit!
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Come on! Ah!
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Where is he?
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Where did he go?
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Shit. Where's the dagger?
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- It fell. I...
- Got it.
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Go to the trailer!
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- Run!
- Where you going?!
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Run! Come on!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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That was just the appetizer!
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I'm ready for the main course!
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- What the hell happened to him?
- It's not his fault.
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Evil fucked him,
like it fucked everything.
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- He's going to get in!
- Maybe, but not through the windows.
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Ash upgraded this piece of shit
with bulletproof glass.
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I can bang, bang, bang, all night long!
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Shit! I left my cell in the truck.
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- Give me yours.
- Mine's dead.
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If you don't let me in, I'll huff,
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and I'll puff,
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and I'll blow this fucking trailer apart!
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What are we supposed to do?
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Just wait until Ash
comes back and saves us?
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I don't think that's a plan.
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Okay, what's with the snow?
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And why is it daylight
all of a sudden?
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- What? Did I pass out?
- No, you didn't pass out.
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Well, what happened
to all my Ashy Slashy stuff?
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This is the past.
Look, I'm showing you a memory.
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My memory.
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Come on.
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Ah!
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Wow. Talk about "two steps back."
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Haven't you seen
"It's a Wonderful Life"?
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Where an angel shows a guy his old life,
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so he can learn from the past.
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- Are you a ghost, or an angel?
- What the hell difference does it make?
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The point is,
I'm tryin' to show you something.
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- Now just watch.
- Whoa.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Double vision.
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- When was this?
- Mm, 2012.
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Mr. Williams?
Brock Williams?
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If this is about my mortgage,
the check's in the mail.
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- No. I'm here...
- Water? Electric?
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No, I just want to know,
is Ashley Joanna Williams your son?
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Oh, hell.
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Thanks for that name, by the way.
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That name gave you thick skin.
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Yeah, thick from
all the playground beatings.
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What are you crying about?
It did you good.
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- Look at you now.
- Um, I guess.
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And believe me, I wouldn't be here
if it weren't a matter of life and death.
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- Uh-huh.
- Your son is in grave danger,
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- targeted by an evil that threatens to...
- An "evil?"
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Get lost, ding-dong.
I'm trying to sell hardware here.
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Way to warn me.
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Uh, for all I know,
he could've been a porn salesman.
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You need to see this.
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These pages were torn from a book of evil
known as the Necronomicon.
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Centuries ago,
my ancestors fought and died,
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to keep this away from
the forces of darkness.
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Son of a bitch.
The guy's got the lost pages.
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You mean that "book" crap was for real?
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- Ding-dong.
- Hold on.
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Who did you say you were with?
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We call ourselves
the Knights of Sumeria.
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- The who with the huh?
- That's exactly what I said!
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- I know how this sounds...
- Wait a second.
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I think Kelly is bonking
one of those guys.
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...but I believe a Dark One
has taken human form
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to walk the earth,
searching for the Book.
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If the demon finds it, it's a sign
that the end of times are near.
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Dark One?
He's talking about Ruby.
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- Who?
- Sasquatch.
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Oh, Ruby.
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But these pages also hold the secret
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to destroying this evil,
and your son is the key.
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I have to find him before it's too late.
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Well, you listen up, boy.
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My son babbled on about "evil"
just like you.
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It ruined his life.
It ruined my family's life.
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Now Ashley may have turned and run
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when he should have stayed and fought,
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but I'm sure as shit
not sic'ing some nut bag
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preaching evil mumbo jumbo on him.
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I got to talk to that guy!
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You can't. It's-it's a memory.
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But I'm not leaving until you
tell me how I can find your son.
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The fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
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Look, I'm fetching some supplies
from downstairs.
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- You got a cellar here?
- You better be gone when I come back,
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or I'm going to let you have some of
Ike and Tina Turner's Greatest Hits.
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Mr. Williams, I'm begging you.
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Yeah, well, now you can do it in High C!
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Ooh!
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Hey, dipshit.
You okay down there?
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Oh, boy.
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Holy shit, he looks dead.
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Is he dead?
Why am I asking you?
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It's quiet.
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Maybe he...
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Let me in! I just want to play!
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The one time I actually need my dad,
and he's probably out on a beer run.
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Kelly, come on! It's me!
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Your powerful vagina.
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Yeah, right now you're my powerful
pain in the ass!
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Check for something to hold him down.
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There's got to be duct tape,
maybe some rope...
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- How about guns and knives?
- No! That is Pablo out there.
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I don't want to kill him,
I want to help him.
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You find anything?
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There's nothing but nasty old man shit.
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God, I can't believe I share DNA
with that dipshit.
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Okay, you know what?
Time out for real talk.
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I know it seems like Ash ruined your life.
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- Kel.
- Okay, maybe he has a little bit,
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but everything he's done since he knew
you existed was to protect you.
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That include publicly accusing
my counselor of being a demon?
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Yes, Brandy,
because your counselor is a demon.
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- Her name is Ruby, and...
- Oh, my God! Not you, too!
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You know what?
You're as stubborn as your old ma...
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Ow! Ow!
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Fucking Pablo couldn't be a vegan!
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Sit. I'll-I'll find something
to bandage that.
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Damn it.
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Kelly!
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- So you guys are close, huh?
- Beyond close.
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Pablo and I are... bound by blood.
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- What, like in a family way?
- No.
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In the axing demons,
and getting covered in guts way.
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That's messed up.
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But, Brandy, I saw Ash's picture
in that stupid book.
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A demon called him "the Savior."
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Hold on, you don't actually
think that Ash is...
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Is our only hope
in the fight against evil?
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Hard to believe sometimes, but yeah.
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- Ah!
- Oh, Kelly...
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...open up!
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I'm still hungry!
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We're totally fucked.
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Yeah, in Ash's orbit,
that's called "Tuesday."
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That was your big secret?
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"Something so vital,
the fabric of your life may unravel"?
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- Yeah.
- That guy was my only hope
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to end this frigging nightmare, Pop!
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And you killed him! Why is that good?
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I wanted you to see
I was trying to look out for you, son,
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even when you thought I wasn't.
250
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,023
Damn it, you were supposed
to get all warm and mushy.
251
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,484
What? You just left?!
252
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,318
Um, with a corpse in the cellar?
253
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,905
You're damn straight.
Business was shit anyway.
254
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,956
He took his tumble, I locked the doors.
255
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,624
Got the hell out of here,
and never looked back.
256
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,452
Okay, so the dead guy,
and those missing pages
257
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,287
is still down there?
258
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,543
Wow, okay, get me out of this memory.
259
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,311
Where the hell is he?
260
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,605
Don't look at me.
261
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,183
Time to clean up another mess.
262
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,654
Scared are we?
263
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,449
I've had a little experience
with dead bodies in cellars, Dad.
264
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,733
Dad, you coming?
265
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,689
Don't do that!
266
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,063
Hello.
267
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,395
God forbid the furnace guy shows up.
268
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,230
That bastard ate my Spam.
269
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,690
That was my civil defense stash.
270
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,618
The guy ate it because somebody
locked him in the cellar, Dad.
271
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,285
He was trying to survive.
272
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,113
Oh. Not my fault.
273
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,789
He's the one who took the header.
274
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,672
Pull the chain, dummy.
275
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,092
Good luck washing that off.
276
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,350
Good old Necronomicon.
277
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,018
Same type of writing.
278
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,454
Maybe this guy was trying
to piece something together.
279
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,116
Something he found in these pages.
280
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,253
Well, Pablo has this weird
writing all over him.
281
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,757
Maybe he can decipher it.
282
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,307
Oh, no!
283
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,483
What do you see?
284
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,939
Ooh! Oh!
285
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,149
Help!
286
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,404
Whoa, that little hottie looks familiar.
287
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,327
Oh, no! Oh, no...
288
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,327
Wait a second. That's Brandy's
musician friend from school.
289
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,501
The hell is happening in there?
290
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,211
Oh, no!
291
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,218
Oh!
292
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,387
Shit!
293
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,053
Pop! A little help!
294
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,354
I'm coming, son!
295
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,438
I'm a ghost, dumbass, I got nothing!
296
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,740
Ahh! Ooh, ooh! My hammy!
297
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,074
Whoa, that looked like it hurt.
298
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,651
Did I mention I hate cellars?
299
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,077
This is just great.
300
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,406
Evil is harassing my daughter,
my father's a ghost,
301
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,913
and I got this crazy shit in my cellar!
302
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,711
- It's time to man up, son.
- You got that right.
303
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,255
I'm going to track down
this so-called Ms. Prevett,
304
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,333
and deal with Ruby once and for all.
305
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,759
"Prevett?"
306
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,804
I used to go bowling
with a cutie by that name.
307
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,926
She had that place out on Old Mill Road.
308
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,010
You know if Ruby's using Prevett's name,
309
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,435
maybe she's camping out there.
310
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,012
Uh-oh.
311
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,688
I think my time is up.
312
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,938
You make sure you tell that
Brandy all about me.
313
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,520
- Just the good stuff, though.
- I will, Pop.
314
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,107
Son... you're gonna be a great father.
315
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,817
- You really mean that?
- No.
316
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,289
- Ruby.
- Kaya? Is that you?
317
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,247
The portal to the netherworld
has been established.
318
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,960
It's only a matter of time
before the Dark Ones will break free.
319
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,636
Well, we got to find it, and destroy it
before they have a chance to escape.
320
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,635
The Knights must be the ones
responsible for the rift.
321
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,637
Those numbskulls are still around?
322
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,811
One of them has made contact
with the Prophesied One.
323
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,398
The Prophecy's begun.
324
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,225
How can I find this knight?
325
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,562
Where was the book first
unleashed in these times?
326
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,195
- The cabin.
- Let me help you.
327
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,277
If the Dark Ones learn
I've been talking to you,
328
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,829
they will swallow my soul.
329
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,372
You owe me this.
330
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,542
Free me, and I'll stand with you again.
331
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,253
I'll free you when I find a suitable host.
332
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,339
And once the Prophesied One is killed
at the hands of his own offspring,
333
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,967
we'll have so much power,
the Dark Ones won't be able to stop us.
334
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,017
Help! Fuck!
335
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,561
See what drugs you can find,
336
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,856
like some pain killers, whatever.
337
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,059
Kelly...
338
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,519
- Kelly...
- Oh, fuck.
339
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,105
He got in.
How did he get in?
340
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,940
- Shh!
- Kelly.
341
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,742
- Hold on.
- Kelly...
342
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,489
Oh, Kelly...
343
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,412
Kelly...
344
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,585
Holy fuck face!
345
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,092
Come here, Kelly. Give me a kiss!
346
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,811
Yeah, yeah.
347
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,268
Betrayer!
348
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,750
Hey.
349
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,506
You with me, Knight boy?
350
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,339
What did you do?
351
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,967
Pushed away the evil, just for a bit.
352
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,144
We need to talk.
353
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,689
You're Ruby...
the Dark One from the legend.
354
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,360
And you're the descendent
of those knucklehead Knights.
355
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,153
It's a pity, I thought I'd killed you all.
356
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,026
You thought wrong, witch.
357
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,109
How many more of you
delusional morons are out there?
358
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:30,617
Enough to kill you,
and send you straight to hell.
359
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,993
Wrong response.
360
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,332
For the record, hell is not my turf.
361
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,127
- Where's the rift?
- The what?
362
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,588
The rift you opened with the lost pages.
363
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,095
- Where is it?
- Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you.
364
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,143
But I'll tell you this.
365
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,313
We found the Kandarian dagger.
366
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:59,891
And the ones who have it,
know all about you.
367
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,487
Who's got it?
368
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,814
I want names.
369
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,449
Lovely.
370
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:18,331
You know what, I'm just going to wait
for evil to take you back,
371
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,663
and... then you're going to tell me
anything I want to know.
372
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,004
Shit!
373
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,273
Okay, Ruby...
it's just you and me.
374
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,448
Come on out.
375
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,451
I got sandwiches,
and a nice buttery Chardonnay.
376
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,366
Ruby!
377
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,501
All right.
378
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,425
Lucky her.
379
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,476
Oh.
380
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,771
The real Mrs. Prevett, I presume.
381
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,366
Ooh!
382
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,043
Excuse me, um...
383
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,213
- looking for a lady named Ruby...
- Shh.
384
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,470
It's just a kid sucking his thumb.
385
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,555
Not his thumb.
386
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,810
Okay, that's a choking hazard.
387
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,787
Shh!
388
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,366
Crap.
389
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,367
My hand's stuck. I can't get it off.
390
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,217
Hey.
391
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,475
Hey, hey, large foreign person.
392
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,646
Easy, relax.
393
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,066
I've dealt with kids like this before.
394
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,741
What's "Norway" for "up shit's creek?"
395
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,503
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