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(tape deck rattles)
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(muffled punk rock music)
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- [Hannah] Okay,
are you recording?
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- [Charlie] Yeah, okay,
uh, hi, this is Chuckie.
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- [Hannah] And Hannah.
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- [Charlie] And we're here
today to put on record
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that, uh, we're getting married!
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- [Hannah] Chuckie,
that's not what l said.
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- [Charlie] Uh, okay,
uh, what we agreed-
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- [Hannah] We promised!
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- [Charlie] Yeah, yeah,
promised that if neither of us
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are married by the time
we're 30 years old, then--
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- [Hannah] We will
marry each other.
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- [Charlie] Yeah!
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- [Hannah] l'm gonna
hold you to this
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when you're a famous rockstar.
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- [Charlie] You better, you'll
come with me on the road.
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- [Hannah] Maybe.
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? Jesus rides a UFO, U-U-UFO
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? Silver bars will take it slow
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? Don't you wanna go
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? Well, David rides
a UFO, U-U-UFO
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? Silver bars will do it slow
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? Don't you wanna go
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? Well, open up your barn,
let the wind, wind, wind
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? l said let's go
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? Jesus rides a UFO, U-U-UFO
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? Silver bars will do it slow
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? Don't you wanna go
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(cassette rattling)
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(car engine turning)
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? Open up your barn and
let the wind, wind, wind
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? Let's go
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(gears rattling)
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(weights clanking)
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(upbeat music)
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- Charlie?
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- Oh, hey.
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Yeah.
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Curls, okay, really extend
it so it doesn't get sore.
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- Okay.
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-And we're good.
(chuckling)
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Um, funny, l'm just bringing
this up again, sorry,
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but, um, the coupon that you
had was for one free session?
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- Uh huh.
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- This is session number seven.
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- Oh, uh, l'm sorry, but
with the divorce and all,
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l just forgot.
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- No, it's fine, l mean,
you're going through a divorce.
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l know, just, next time, maybe.
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- l promise you, really.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Charlie.
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The promotion was
a one time offer
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to get new clients into the gym.
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-Yeah.
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(sighing)
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- Corporate has also
expressed concern
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over your before and after
pictures not being as
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inspirational now that
you're back to before.
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- Fair, fair point,
but listen, man.
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l went through a break up, okay?
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We've all been there,
and it was hard, man.
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Michelle and l breaking
up was really hard on me.
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- That was two years ago, man.
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You dated forfive months.
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- Seven months, okay, and
it was holiday season.
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That counts, that's like double.
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(sighing)
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Ah, don't get too impressed.
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How's it goin'?
- Good.
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-You coming over tonight?
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- Oh, l can't.
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- Why not?
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- Getting a spray tan.
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-Alright, essential stuff.
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- Maybe this weekend?
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- l can't.
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'Cause l'm goin' back home.
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My brother had a kid.
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-You have a brother?
-Yeah, l do.
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- Cool.
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(instrumental punk music)
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- Hi, sorry l'm a little late.
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Charlie Cates?
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- So, let's see.
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Reading for gamer number four.
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- Um, l thought it
was like main gamer.
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Principle gamer, it said.
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- Uh, just have a seat and
they'll call you in soon.
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-Alright, cool.
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l'll use this.
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- Side, yes.
- Side,
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'cause you know, there's
only like two lines.
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That's fine.
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lt's fine.
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(quirky instrumental music)
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Bruce.
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Hey man.
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Can you give me a ride to
the bus station tomorrow?
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(quirky instrumental music)
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(taped deck rattles)
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(instrumental punk music)
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Oh.
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Honk.
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Oh, hey, baby.
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Oh, Miranda.
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(slowtuning)
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(rock music)
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- So, how old did
you say you are?
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- Oh, l'm 30.
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- Really, oh.
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l thought you were
much younger than that.
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- Oh, why thank you.
(chuckling)
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Oh, like in a bad,
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wait, l'm sorry, aren't you 37?
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- l mean, yeah, but, you know?.
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-Well, you know,
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women live like 10
years longerthan men,
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so we're fine.
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- Okay.
- Cool.
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(laughing)
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- [Charlie] No way.
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(laughing)
- Come here.
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- [Charlie] Wow.
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Wow, hey baby mama.
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- Oh, hi Charlie.
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- Hi, baby.
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Oh, can l?
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- Of course.
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- Of course you can.
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- Oh hey.
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Oh my good, she's so beautiful.
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-You look like you're
getting a little shorter.
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- He's just losing
some muscle mass.
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- Thank you.
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Oh, um, here.
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- [Waiter] Okay, thank you.
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- Uh, you know, l
usually wait to tip
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until we get the bill.
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- Oh well, you know,
different strokes.
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l'm sorry.
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- l'm gonna eat you,
l gonna eat you!
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(laughing)
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Wow, she is way better
looking than both of you.
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(laughing)
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Can l touch her, is that okay?
- Of course.
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- So, um, what brings
you back to Modesto?
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- Uh, well.
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l, uh, got divorced.
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And l just thought it'd be nice
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to spend some time
with family, you know,
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hang out with my mom.
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- [Man] Oh, l didn't.
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l didn't know you were divorced.
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- ls that a problem?
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Your voice went up.
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- l mean, no.
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- [Waitress] Thank
you guys so much.
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No rush on this, take your
time, thank you for coming in.
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- Oh no, l got it.
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Stop it, quit!
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l got this, l insist.
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- Here, take it,
thank you so much.
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- [Waitress] Thank you.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey.
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Whoa, easy there,
Swiper McSwiperson.
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Listen, l'm gonna need you to
put 65 on this card, alright?
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And 80 on this.
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- Okay.
- Nope, not done yet.
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100.
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No more than 100
on this, please.
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- [Waitress] Okay.
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- Thank you so much.
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- So you wanted three
separate cards for one check?
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- l wanted, yes, l do.
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(train horn blowing)
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- [Boy] What the fuck?
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- l'm sorry, l'm
sorry, l'm sorry.
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l didn't see anything.
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- No, go out the
bathroom window.
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Go out the bathroom window!
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Ugh.
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l am so sick of having
to share a room with you.
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-Well, you know,
sweetie, it's my room, so.
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-Was.
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(sighing)
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-You know, when l
was you age, l used
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to sneak a boy in, too.
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Dougie.
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Hey.
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Look.
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Look at me.
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lf you ever have any
questions, l'm here to answer-
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-Yeah, l have the
fucking internet.
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-Yes, l know.
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But,
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if your boyfriend is not--
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- He's not my boyfriend.
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- Okay, if the gentlemen who
you were just straddling,
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if he's not satisfying
you in like a,
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like,
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do you have orgasms?
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- Oh my god.
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- [Hannah] Do you have those?
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-Yeah.
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- Oh.
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Okay, great, that's amazing.
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That's great.
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Um--
- l mean.
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l think so.
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- No, it's not
something you think.
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You just know.
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- How do you know l would know?.
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- Look.
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When l was 18, my friends
bought me a little friend.
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Um, and,
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Key, this guy.
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This is a vibrator.
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- Oh my god.
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- Look, l know
it's weird, but...
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Most boys think that
all the actions inside
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and really it's on top.
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Have you ever heard
of the clitoris?
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lt's a--
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-Yeah, l've heard
of the clitoris.
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- Okay, that's great.
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Most teenage boys do not
know about the clitoris.
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-Yeah, actually, l
think most guys do know
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what a clitoris is.
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- l really doubt that.
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Are they still doing
the (grumbling).
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-Yeah.
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- Really?
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-Yeah.
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- That's crazy.
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l mean, just so much
has changed in the world
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and like, teenage boys
arejust all the same.
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Um, okay.
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This is, look, it's gonna
be weird for me, too.
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We never have to talk
about this again.
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l'm just going to
give you a little bit
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of an instruction and that's it.
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So, this guy.
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Um,
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is, they come in many
different, you can choose
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your own preferred shape.
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And you just, you
put it like on,
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don't worry, l'm not
gonna show you my vagina.
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But you put it sort of on top.
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- Okay, but what about
a vaginal orgasm?
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- Oh god that's just like
some misogynistic thing
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that men made up to
convince themselves
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that their girlfriends
aren't faking it.
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(scoffing)
- No, it's not.
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- No, really, it's like
something you see in movies.
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lt's not like in real life.
- No, no, no it's not.
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My friend Amber has both kinds.
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She says they feel different.
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- Really?
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-Yeah.
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- Oh, well.
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Anyway, l just, l get
the one kind then.
265
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,684
The on top kind.
266
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:07,965
- Maybe there's
something wrong with you.
267
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,431
- So, anyway, lesson over.
268
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,935
But, in case you want me
to get you one, l will.
269
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,539
And--
- No, that's okay.
270
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:16,572
-Yeah, okay.
271
00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:18,972
You canjust remain orgasmless.
272
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,077
Good luck.
273
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,475
(train horn blaring)
274
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,479
- Oh.
275
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,681
- l fucking told you, l was-
(laughing)
276
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,026
Can l ask you something?
277
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,388
Why did you name your kid Barry?
278
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:37,221
- Okay.
279
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,454
- She's a little girl.
280
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,326
- The thing is now,
boys are girls names,
281
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,229
girls are boys
names, and Eleanor,
282
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,601
she is very competitive.
283
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,103
-Yeah, yeah.
284
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,572
So wait, baby names are
a competition, then?
285
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:51,539
Are they?
286
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,678
- Everything is a competition.
287
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:53,704
-Yeah.
288
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,707
l got ya.
(laughing)
289
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:56,639
Does it
290
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,109
like scare you, man?
291
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,057
-You asked me the exact same
question when l got married.
292
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:05,747
-Yeah.
293
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:10,655
(train horn blaring)
294
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,225
(baby crying)
295
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,028
- [Matt] l don't know
what you want me to do.
296
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,174
- [Eleanor] l can't.
297
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:22,773
- [Matt] l know, l know,
l know, okay, okay.
298
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,200
l got you, l got you.
299
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,777
Daddy's here.
(baby crying)
300
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,549
Hey, hey look.
(baby laughing)
301
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,516
(slow music)
302
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,054
(doorbell ringing)
303
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,749
(knocking)
304
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,095
(knocking)
305
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:43,785
- Chuckie.
306
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,756
You can't ring my
doorbell after seven pm.
307
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,498
Now, what the hell?
308
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,634
-Why is it--
- Shh.
309
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,269
(baby crying)
Come into the garage.
310
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,699
- [Charlie] My bad.
311
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:53,629
- [Man] Please be quiet.
312
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,137
- [Charlie] Okay.
313
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,573
- [Man] lt's good to see you.
314
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,301
- [Charlie] Alright.
315
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,049
Yeah boys.
316
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,184
Whoo!
317
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:09,048
We'rejust waiting for
some partying, huh?
318
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,518
- l thought you got ripped.
319
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,089
- No, yeah, yeah, l
had to lose some muscle
320
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,248
for a role, a big role.
321
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,053
- No way, what role, dude?
322
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,822
- lt was an audition,
actually, a commercial.
323
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,187
- No way, like a
Superbowl commercial
324
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:20,798
or something like that?
325
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,191
- No, a pharmacy, local.
326
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,392
Local pharmacy.
327
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,763
Lots of money, though, you know.
328
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,604
Almost got that one.
329
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,104
Dude, you know what l
thought about, like,
330
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,800
if we had had like the
Facebook and the Twitter
331
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,806
and the fucking Periscope
and the sex app, what's that,
332
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,775
Snapchat shit, dude we
totally would've made it.
333
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,208
Some Kickstarter well placed,
334
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,684
dude we could've still
been on the road, man.
335
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,119
-Yeah, but Chuck, l mean,
you did kind of make it, man.
336
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,385
You got out of town,
you're livin' the dream.
337
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,119
-Yeah, l'm living the dream.
338
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,457
Yeah, fuckin' LA's
awesome, you know?.
339
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,121
- For sure.
340
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,164
- But dude, you Devon,
like you said you wouldn't
341
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,097
get married and you didn't.
342
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:57,735
And l got it.
343
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,427
- Free man, my brother.
344
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,835
But you know,
everybody else did.
345
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,199
Neverthought about that.
346
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,674
-Yo, where's your stuff?
347
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,838
l thought we were gonna play.
348
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,151
- [Man] Oh shit, you
were serious about that?
349
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,286
-Yeah.
350
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,148
- Oh no, dude, no chance.
351
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,620
l mean, no way, the
baby is sleeping.
352
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,849
l mean...
353
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,158
- Right.
354
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:25,695
(quirky instrumental music)
355
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:27,427
- Ugh.
356
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:35,237
(quirky instrumental music)
357
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,184
- Hannah, come sit down.
358
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,649
-What's up guys?
359
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,156
You look serious.
360
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,386
What?
361
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,327
- Did you get Claire
to masturbate for you?
362
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,433
- Oh my god, no.
363
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,229
-You, little miss,
are a sexual predator.
364
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,166
- Excuse me?
365
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,305
That's a joke, right?
366
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,203
- My daughter is too
young for a sex talk.
367
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,604
- Okay, well there you're wrong.
368
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,677
Also, it's a complete
misunderstanding.
369
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,246
-What is going on with you?
370
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,942
Your whole life is in a
storage unit in Modesto.
371
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,516
You've got wine all over
you or some substance.
372
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,954
And you're handing out
vibrators to teenagers
373
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,591
and showing them how
to do things with them?
374
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,458
l mean, who taught
you this stuff?
375
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,292
- Okay, l'm sorry,
l made a mistake.
376
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,524
-Yeah, hello.
377
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,736
- Look.
378
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:39,928
l'm sorry
379
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,967
that this place
isn't as comfortable
380
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,968
as you'd like it to be.
381
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:45,807
But, maybe,
382
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:51,540
we can turn the office into a
bedroom forjust the weekends.
383
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,644
- l'm sorry, what?
384
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,551
Are you guys getting
married or something?
385
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,249
(soft music)
386
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,818
Seriously, tonight?
387
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,923
- Hannah.
388
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,663
Hannah!
- Let her go.
389
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,296
(country rock music)
390
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:27,546
- [Hannah] Hi.
391
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,982
- [Bartender] Hey.
392
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,823
- [Hannah] Can l get a
glass of house red, please?
393
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,619
- [Bartender] You got it.
394
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,785
(country rock music)
395
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,726
- [Hannah] Thank you.
396
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,274
(soft music)
397
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:57,811
No way.
398
00:16:59,418 --> 00:16:59,975
- Stop.
399
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:01,876
- [Hannah] Hi.
400
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:02,713
- [Charlie] Hi.
401
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,547
- Oh my god.
402
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:04,347
- [Charlie] Come.
403
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,922
Are you serious?
404
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,023
- Oh my god.
405
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:07,859
Hi.
406
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:08,686
- [Charlie] Hi.
407
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,555
- Hi.
408
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:10,387
- Hi.
409
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:11,324
- [Hannah] Hi.
410
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,759
-What are you doin' here?
411
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,627
-You know, just, um, l came
home for a little while.
412
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:16,859
-Wow.
413
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,300
Look at your hair, it's
like an adult person.
414
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,768
-Yeah, l am adult.
415
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,308
- [Both] We are adults.
416
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,306
-Yeah, you look great.
417
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,342
- Thank you.
418
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:31,381
You look exactly the same.
(laughing)
419
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:34,074
ls that?
420
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,317
-Yep, yep, yep.
421
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,010
- ls that her?
422
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,413
- She's the one, yeah, Miranda.
423
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,352
-Wow.
424
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,389
- She's a little shy, so.
425
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,025
-You're still playing?
426
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:41,882
That's amazing.
427
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,358
-Yeah.
428
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,087
l'll play, yeah, l
play all the time.
429
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,328
Yeah.
430
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,021
-Yeah.
431
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,026
You're a rockstar.
432
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:49,958
- But yeah.
433
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:50,794
Hi.
434
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:51,697
- Hello.
435
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,739
- Can l buy you a drink?
436
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,101
You remember when l
wrote you the song
437
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,968
''Hannah ls Lonely
'Cause She Wants To Be?''
438
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,340
And you like smacked
me in the face
439
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,004
and made me change the name?
440
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:04,872
- No.
441
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,782
- Really?
442
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:07,976
- Oh, look at yourface.
443
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,518
Of course l do.
444
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,019
Do you remember when l
made you that mix tape
445
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,688
of break up songs and
then Matt broke it
446
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,623
and you really upset so
then you made me a mix tape
447
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:17,591
of all ironic songs.
448
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,094
- lronic songs, yeah.
449
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,524
Gee, but Matt always
made it about him.
450
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,863
- l know, l can't believe
he got someone to marry him.
451
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,561
- Everybody we know got married.
452
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,137
Everyone.
- l know.
453
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,442
Not you.
454
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:31,938
Good job.
455
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:33,672
- Cheers.
456
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,904
Yeah.
457
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,378
l get it at least, l
mean who knows, right?
458
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,107
Are you, wait, are you married?
459
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,144
- Nope.
460
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,451
- Oh.
461
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,486
lnteresting.
462
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,559
What do you do for fun?
463
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,388
- Oh, l do nothing for fun.
464
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,392
-Ah, stop.
465
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:52,427
- l used to be fun.
466
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,462
- Hell yeah.
467
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,395
You were so fun.
468
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,070
What did we used to do for fun?
469
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,836
(upbeat punk rock music)
470
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,145
? l called in sick to work today
471
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,076
? And stayed in bed 'til noon
472
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,148
? And now l just don't
care what's going on
473
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,614
? Outside this room
474
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,484
? Things aren't getting better
475
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,091
? My future's not too bright
476
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:25,521
? Fuck the world, l'm
hanging out with you tonight
477
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,193
You remember when we
paid Thom, with an H,
478
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,435
we paid him 40 bucks
to get us fake lDs
479
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,732
so we could go to
watch The Descendants.
480
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,877
Then we show up and--
-And it was an all ages show.
481
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,538
(laughing)
l remember.
482
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,843
- [Charlie] Do you remember
the Fireman's Party--
483
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,850
- [Hannah] You stayed after
school waiting for me.
484
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,014
- [Charlie] Oh your dad
had to come bail us out.
485
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,216
- [Hannah] Do you remember
the time we skipped
486
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,788
Spanish finals to
drive to Spring Fest?
487
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,759
l never thought at the
time we were doing anything
488
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,523
worth remembering.
489
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,165
- Ching Shih, my love.
490
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,763
- Ching Shih, baby.
491
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,460
- No.
492
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:06,501
Oh my god.
493
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,004
- Chuckie, they're so pretty.
494
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,543
? l'm really going nowhere
495
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,201
? l hate this shitty life
496
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:18,641
? Fuck the world, l'm
hanging out with you tonight
497
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,248
? Whoa oh oh oh oh
498
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,988
? Whoa oh oh oh
499
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,560
Play me something, Charlie.
500
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,591
- Oh, yes, ma'am.
501
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,558
lt would be my pleasure.
502
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,131
? Hannah, don't be lonely,
even if you want me
503
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,528
? Hannah, don't be--
504
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,226
-You can't try on
clothes in the store.
505
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,263
No, hey.
506
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,071
You've gotta pay forthat dress.
507
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,505
? Whoa oh oh oh
508
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,668
? Whoa oh oh oh
509
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,837
? Whoa oh oh oh
510
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,916
? Fuck the world l'm
hanging out with you tonight
511
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,521
? Fuck the world l'm
hanging out with you tonight
512
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,589
? Fuck the world l'm hanging out
513
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,782
- Thank you.
514
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,187
Oh, Chuckie, no.
515
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,565
- l just always--
- l know.
516
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,828
-Yeah, sorry, it's silly.
517
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,269
l gotta a little,
518
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,640
that's what it is.
519
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,967
- Oh fuck it.
520
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,779
? Whoo hoo ooo ooo
521
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,779
? Whoo hoo ooo ooo
522
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:30,979
- Dude!
523
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,590
Successfully out
of the friend zone.
524
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,691
What?
525
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,258
(laughing)
526
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:43,563
Let's...
527
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,636
Let's do it.
528
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,635
-Whoa.
(laughing)
529
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,274
- No.
- l'm not that kind of girl.
530
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,668
- No, let's get married.
-What?
531
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,745
- l'm dead serious.
532
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,108
Dude,
533
00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:57,941
look at you.
534
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,606
l mean, l get it.
535
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,218
No, no, l get it.
536
00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,183
We're both over 30, right?
537
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,652
We're both single.
538
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,188
Remember how we
made that promise?
539
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:09,623
-Yeah, but Charlie, every kid
in the 90s made that promise.
540
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:13,060
-Yeah, but we can
keep it, Hannah.
541
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:14,630
(laughing)
542
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,062
- Listen, the only reason
why we didn't get together
543
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,667
was because you were
with that douche, Dougie.
544
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,701
- That's not true, Chuckie.
545
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,600
l liked us as friends.
546
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:24,933
- Hannah, we can do this.
547
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,601
We can do this better
than anybody can.
548
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,247
l missed you, like crazy,
and l didn't even realize it
549
00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:32,144
until l saw you today.
550
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,615
We can be like this,
just like this forever.
551
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,016
Are you happy?
552
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,919
ls this not happy?
553
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,354
When's the last
time you were happy?
554
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,251
(laughing)
You wanna do it?
555
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,793
You wanna do it?
556
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:46,624
Come on, be my wife.
557
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:47,662
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
558
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,697
Sweet!
559
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:49,697
Are you serious?
560
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,927
Fuck yeah.
(laughing)
561
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:52,798
Let's do it.
562
00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,029
-We should do this now.
563
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,332
- l would, yeah.
564
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,674
- Marty, Marty Galvez.
565
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,070
- Marty Galvez--
-Justice of the Peace.
566
00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,972
l know where he lives.
567
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,278
- What the fuck, you guys?
568
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,211
- We wanna get married, dude.
569
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,078
Marry us.
570
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:07,240
- Here, take these.
571
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,353
- Oh thank you so much.
- Thank you.
572
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,018
- l always wanted a towel.
- She's so nice.
573
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,121
- Right?
574
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,723
l command you to marry us.
575
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:14,415
No, just kidding, but seriously.
576
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:15,725
? Love
577
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,725
? True love
578
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:18,726
- Have you seen that movie?
579
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:19,829
- Oh l love that movie.
580
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,056
- [Hannah] l love that movie.
581
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,097
- [Charlie] ''So you're
prepared to die.''
582
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:23,256
l did the voice.
583
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,333
- [Marty] How
drunk are you guys?
584
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:25,226
- Six fingered man.
-Yeah.
585
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,201
- Don't be rude.
- Stop it.
586
00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:31,206
- l am slightly drunk.
(laughing)
587
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,274
- Marty.
588
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,741
Don't be mad.
589
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:34,742
-You get truthful
when you're drunk.
590
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:35,379
l made him mad.
591
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,372
- [Charlie] l know.
592
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:37,442
Hey, are you mad?
593
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:39,147
- [Hannah] Your
wife is so pretty.
594
00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:40,215
- l look okay?
595
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:42,751
-You're really pretty.
- Thank you.
596
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,185
- Okay, let's get
this over with.
597
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,016
-Alright, cool.
598
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,419
Let's do it.
599
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:48,259
Come on.
600
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,860
- Fuck it, okay.
601
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,054
Charlie Cates, do you take
Hannah Beckerto be your wife?
602
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:54,391
-Yeah.
603
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:55,232
Oh yeah.
604
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,094
- Oh.
605
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,895
- lt's ''l do.''
606
00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,696
- Oh, l'm sorry.
607
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:00,701
l do.
608
00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,169
-Alright.
609
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,900
Hannah Becker, do you
take Charlie Cates
to be your husband?
610
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:07,408
-Yes, l do.
- Oh, you got me!
611
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:08,245
l was like, ''What?''
612
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,072
- Cool.
613
00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:10,145
Alright, you can kiss.
614
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,715
(gasping)
- Uh oh.
615
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:13,942
(kissing)
616
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,486
(yelling)
-We got married!
617
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:18,413
-Alright, great.
618
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:19,415
Break it up you alley cats.
619
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,190
Hey, hey, alright, look, look.
620
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,089
So look, just fill
out this form.
621
00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:26,059
l'll certify you
both in the morning.
622
00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:27,357
Now will you please leave?
623
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:28,260
-Yes.
624
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:30,392
-Alright, Chuckie.
625
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:31,758
- [Charlie] Love you buddy.
626
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,131
- Babe, they're drunk,
we can't let them drive.
627
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,865
- Oh my god, we're drunk,
you can't let you drive.
628
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,133
-We can't let 'em on
any of the furniture,
629
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,867
they're soaking wet.
630
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:48,816
(birds chirping)
(slow music)
631
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:55,860
- Hi.
632
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,089
(slow music)
633
00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:00,793
-Yeah.
634
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,928
(laughing)
635
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:11,809
- Christopher.
636
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,001
Come eat your breakfast.
637
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:13,906
- Okay.
638
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:19,315
(quirky instrumental music)
639
00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:24,251
- [Charlie] Um, thank you for...
640
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,413
- lt's a very nice house.
641
00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:31,020
(quirky instrumental music)
642
00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:37,363
Nice out.
643
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:39,299
Oh there it is.
644
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,234
- Oh, nice parking job, honey.
645
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:44,898
- l'm glad l didn't
hurt anyone last night.
646
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,345
- [Hannah] Ah, keys.
647
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:51,914
- [Charlie] Sweet.
648
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,917
- Okay.
649
00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:57,918
(car engine turning)
650
00:25:58,089 --> 00:25:58,885
Seatbelt.
651
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,547
- [Charlie] Got it.
652
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,225
- [Hannah] Can we go?
653
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,054
- [Charlie] Let's go.
654
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:04,923
-Alright.
655
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,959
(slow percussion music)
656
00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,040
- [Charlie] Just married!
657
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:19,938
Yeah!
658
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,485
- So, this was both your idea?
659
00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:29,415
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
660
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,556
l asked and she said yes.
661
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:32,514
- [Hannah] l said yes.
662
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,620
- [Charlie] Yeah, awesome.
663
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,553
- Marriage is a lot of work.
664
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,089
- l know that mama.
665
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,891
- [Matt] Do you?
666
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:44,467
- Oh my gosh, l couldn't be
happier for the two of you.
667
00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,864
- Thank you, mom.
668
00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:47,561
Finally some positivity.
669
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,429
- So you're moving, right?
670
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,007
-Yes, l am moving out.
671
00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:52,302
-Where are you gonna live?
672
00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:53,910
- Uh, we're not sure yet.
673
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,569
-Well l thought
maybe my place in LA.
674
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:56,914
ls that cool?
675
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:58,879
-Yeah.
676
00:26:59,050 --> 00:26:59,414
- [Grace] That's perfect.
677
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:00,915
-Yeah, LA.
678
00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,519
And l also thought we
could drive together.
679
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,279
Have a little road trip.
680
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,889
- Do you have a car here?
681
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:06,955
- No, it's in LA, but you-
682
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,093
- Oh l share a car
with Claire, so.
683
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,057
-Yeah, her engine blew
up because she didn't
684
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:13,459
put enough oil in it.
685
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,065
- That's not actually
what happened, mom.
686
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:15,892
- lt is.
687
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:17,932
Cookies, everybody.
688
00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,071
(all chattering)
689
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,672
- Charlie how could
you possibly--
690
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:23,507
-What are you gonna do?
691
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,074
The Lyft thing?
692
00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:28,679
-You were gonna be star, what
happened to all the videos?
693
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:29,911
- Do you want this?
694
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,639
ls this what you want?
695
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:32,984
(all chattering)
696
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,448
- Guys, guys.
697
00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:35,381
Stop it.
698
00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:37,487
Stop it right now, stop it!
699
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,520
Stop it!
700
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:39,554
Listen.
701
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:40,691
This is a good thing.
702
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:41,616
l did it.
703
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:42,687
l did this thing.
704
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:44,653
- Technically, we did it.
705
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,657
- l'm so sorry, yes, we.
706
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:50,001
- lt's okay, l understand,
it's a newthing.
707
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,032
Right, we get to say we now.
708
00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:52,066
-Yeah.
-We're a we.
709
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:53,636
-We're a we.
710
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:54,972
Yeah, and we're happy.
711
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,631
So, you guys be happy, alright?
712
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,348
(slow quirky music)
713
00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:09,010
(tape deck rattling)
714
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:13,380
(slow, quirky music)
715
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:19,025
Welcome to LA, my love.
716
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,664
Let me get us a ride.
717
00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:25,531
Bruce!
718
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:29,735
(slow quirky music)
719
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:42,981
(slow acoustic music)
720
00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:44,018
We're in here.
721
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,516
Oh, we should do the,
722
00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:49,990
we're married, l should-
723
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,594
- Oh, oh, oh god, okay.
724
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,663
-Yeah, do you wanna try it?
725
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,023
Oh, l think l--
- Let's not.
726
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,293
- lt's really stupid.
727
00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:58,697
Because l haven't been
working on my arms lately.
728
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,128
Alright, cool.
729
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,699
Welcome.
730
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,008
Alright, welcome to your house.
731
00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:06,700
l'm sorry it's such a mess.
732
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:10,013
l wasn't expecting
a wife, you know?.
733
00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:14,284
Welcome.
(kissing)
734
00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:15,646
Um,
735
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,515
what do you think?
736
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:18,417
Huh?
737
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:20,520
- Hey.
738
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,250
Do you wanna go to the beach?
739
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,088
- Like the actual beach?
740
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,320
- [Hannah] Yeah,
first time in LA,
741
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,759
isn't that the
first thing you do?
742
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:30,033
- Um, no, it's
like 20 miles away.
743
00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:31,600
l've never actually
been to the beach here.
744
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,429
- Oh my god, really?
745
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,366
Why?
746
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:34,562
- lt's freezing, dude.
747
00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:37,037
Like, you need a wet
suit if you wanna go in.
748
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,232
Hell no.
749
00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,071
- They didn't wear
wet suits on Baywatch.
750
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:44,181
- That show was
shot in Hawaii, so.
751
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:45,077
Yeah.
752
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:47,607
- Hey.
753
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,083
- [Charlie] Yeah?
754
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,085
- Remember that New
Years that we didn't
755
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:52,689
have any plans and
hated everyone else's
756
00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:54,449
so we drove four
hours to the beach
757
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,151
and went skinny dipping
and got arrested?
758
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:58,693
-Yeah.
759
00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,491
That was actually the last
time l went to the beach.
760
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:02,792
You wanna go again?
761
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:06,365
- Good morrow, Charles,
and congratulations to me.
762
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,631
lt is official, l am
a licensed minister,
763
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,796
itjust came in the mail.
764
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:11,767
Best 20 bucks l've
spent since l got those
765
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,077
As Seen on TV
furniture coasters.
766
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,371
-Ah, sweet.
767
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,605
Oh, oh Hannah.
768
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:22,117
This is my room mate, Bruce,
and this is my wife, Hannah.
769
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,219
- Hi.
770
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:24,480
- 'Sup?
771
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,623
-Yeah.
772
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:26,779
What are you doing today, buddy?
773
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:27,647
- Big day.
774
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,225
Big, big, big day.
775
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:33,856
- [Charlie] He's so
good on that thing.
776
00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:35,164
l got it, l got it.
777
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,800
- [Bruce] You got it?
778
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:38,792
This was great.
779
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,102
- Ciao.
780
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:42,733
He's great.
781
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:45,102
So, you wanna come chill?
782
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:48,339
- How many bedrooms is this?
783
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,105
- Oh, just the one.
784
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,771
Oh, okay, but l have
the bedroom area
785
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,584
and Bruce, he's got
the living room area.
786
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:57,186
We're kind of in his
space right now, but,
787
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,687
this is awesome, you know?.
788
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,656
l get to live with my
best friend and my wife
789
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:04,488
in the same place.
790
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,289
l always hoped that
that would be possible
791
00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:08,864
but l didn't know if that
could work out you know?
792
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:09,859
Thank you, honey.
793
00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:11,202
-Yeah.
794
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,496
(chuckling)
795
00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,195
Hey.
796
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,136
You wanna go to a restaurant,
get some food or somethin'?
797
00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:18,605
-Yeah.
798
00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:20,869
We should, l mean, what
type of food do you like?
799
00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:22,611
-Whatever.
800
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:26,216
-Alright, well, uh, what do
you feel for like right now?.
801
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,181
-Anything, l'm easy.
802
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:31,151
- Cool, but do you
see how, like it would
803
00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:32,584
be really helpful
to me if you were
804
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:33,587
a little more specific?
805
00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:34,816
Just for--
806
00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:36,285
-We always ended up
somewhere nonspecific
807
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:38,588
and had a good time, right?
808
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:40,358
-Yeah.
809
00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:41,259
Yeah.
810
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:44,662
Let's go.
811
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:45,768
- Don't be mad.
812
00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:46,733
- l'm not mad.
813
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,897
lt's the best day of my life.
814
00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:50,934
After you, madame.
815
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:51,866
No, no, please allow me.
816
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,177
- [Hannah] Oh thank you.
817
00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:57,512
Shit.
818
00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:58,808
- [Charlie] What?
819
00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,213
- l forgot to tell them
no tomatoes on my salad.
820
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,250
- Oh, shit.
821
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,911
Um, you don't like tomatoes?
822
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,917
- No, l'm like
allergic, deathly.
823
00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:08,224
You don't remember?
824
00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:08,859
- Really?
825
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:09,955
No.
826
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:12,728
No, but l do remember
yourfavorite food.
827
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:13,625
Nachos.
828
00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,465
Husband points for me.
829
00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:18,363
-Yeah, it used to be.
830
00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:22,803
(Charlie mumbling)
831
00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,942
Hey, let's do like a getting
to know you exercise.
832
00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:26,470
Give me your phone.
833
00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:27,474
- Straight for
the phone, madame?
834
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:28,669
- l won't look at texts.
835
00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:29,972
l just wanna see
your Google history.
836
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:31,212
-Alright.
837
00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:31,939
Um.
838
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,251
- l promise.
- Okay, go ahead.
839
00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:34,885
l trust you.
840
00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:35,776
- Okay.
841
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,216
Let's see.
842
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,686
What have you been searching?
843
00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:45,260
''How to pass the
California smog test?''
844
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:47,455
Okay.
845
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,691
''Celebrities who've had
late in life success.''
846
00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:50,891
- Okay.
847
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:52,566
- ''People who achieve
success over 30.''
848
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:53,533
l sense a theme.
849
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,969
Stan Lee was 39 when he--
850
00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:57,672
-Yeah.
851
00:32:57,842 --> 00:33:00,003
There's still hope for me, huh?
852
00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,310
(laughing)
853
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,343
Alright, pass it over.
854
00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:03,241
Let me see yours.
855
00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:04,346
- No.
856
00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:07,613
- No?
857
00:33:10,388 --> 00:33:12,879
Fine, l don't need to see it.
858
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:14,957
Ask me another question.
859
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,329
-When's the last
time you had sex?
860
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:21,021
- Oh.
861
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,528
You really wanna know?.
862
00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:24,861
- [Hannah] Mhm.
863
00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:25,832
- Oh, okay.
864
00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:29,798
Two weeks ago?
865
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:37,839
-You don't wanna ask
me when the last time
866
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:38,983
l had sex was?
867
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,874
-Absolutely not.
868
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:41,814
- Okay.
- Okay?
869
00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:42,645
No.
870
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,287
Please don't tell me.
871
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,013
Let me ask you something.
872
00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:46,914
Let's see.
873
00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,017
What do you wanna do for work?
874
00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:51,657
- l don't really know.
875
00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:54,593
l used to be in pharmaceutical
sales, but, now,
876
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,630
it's not what l wanna-
877
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,994
Why are you laughing?
878
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,494
- Um,
879
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,068
nothing it's just,
880
00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,372
every like hot
girl in my college
881
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,507
studied pharmaceutical sales
882
00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:06,404
if she wanted to marry
a doctor, you know?.
883
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:07,009
- Oh.
884
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,072
-Alright.
885
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:09,344
- [Hannah] Thank you.
886
00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:11,448
- So for sauces we
have lemon aioli,
887
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:12,674
mesquite barbecue--
888
00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:13,942
- Oh my god, you're
gonna have to roll me
889
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:17,019
out on a stretcher
with these fries.
890
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,049
-And jalapeno mustard.
891
00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:22,354
-Actually, make that
two stretchers please.
892
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,552
'Cause, you know, we're
married now, so l wanna,
893
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,593
l wanna roll out with her.
894
00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:28,323
We roll deep, l would say.
895
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,523
- [Waiter] Okay.
896
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,361
- [Charlie] Bon
appetit, my love.
897
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:35,870
- Oh, anyway, l do have a
lot of savings so l just
898
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,771
thought l'd skate for a
while and see what happens.
899
00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:43,641
- Would you like to like,
just run off to Mexico?
900
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:45,339
- [Hannah] What?
901
00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:47,381
- No, look, we could like live
on a beach and sell things.
902
00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:49,486
- Um, why Mexico?
903
00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:51,986
-Well, l mean you speak
Spanish and l kind of--
904
00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:53,783
- l don't speak Spanish.
905
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,392
Why would l speak Spanish?
906
00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:58,791
- But you lived in Spain
for like two years.
907
00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:01,454
-Yeah but everyone
there speaks English too.
908
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:02,997
- Like for a second l
thought that you would
909
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,362
be too busy reading The
Alchemist to remember
910
00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:07,436
your white privilege
but gracias.
911
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,469
- No, totally.
912
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,971
l mean, at least
l left the state.
913
00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:12,439
(laughing)
914
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,599
- Did you also go to
lndia by any chance?
915
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,803
You know, really find
yourself, enlightenment.
916
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,038
- No, l mean, you know,
917
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,677
l had experiences,
l made mistakes
918
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:19,908
and then l became a grown up.
919
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,382
And when you do that,
you'll also be able
920
00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:23,815
to share those things.
921
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:24,750
-Wow.
922
00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:27,884
Actually, well played.
923
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:30,152
- Don't worry, l don't want
a big ring or anything.
924
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:31,790
l'm not like that kind of adult.
925
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,396
(laughing)
926
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,156
-Yeah, like a wedding ring?
927
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,058
-Yeah, l mean, to be
clear, l do want a ring.
928
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,131
Just not like a big one.
929
00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:42,437
-Why would you want?
930
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:43,699
You hatejewelry.
931
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,103
- People change.
932
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:49,444
- No they don't, l
mean, not really.
933
00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,482
-Yeah, actually, they do.
934
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:53,173
But...
935
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,457
-What the hell are you wearing?
936
00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:04,720
- My PJs.
937
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:07,456
-Yeah but like, it's
our wedding night.
938
00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:09,190
You look like you
just had a baby.
939
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:10,625
Like a big one.
940
00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:12,428
-Yeah, well you're
wearing a t-shirt.
941
00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:13,729
-A muscle t-shirt.
942
00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:16,032
- l'm not showing you mine
until you show me yours.
943
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:16,969
- Oh is that how it works, then?
944
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:18,073
- Mhm.
945
00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:19,038
-Well l got
something to show you.
946
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,609
l've been known, come here.
947
00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:22,143
Come here, yeah.
948
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,447
Alright, it's a secret,
so l gotta tell you--
949
00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:27,140
(laughing)
950
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,007
Oh hey.
951
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:28,982
- Sorry.
952
00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:30,051
Gotta go TT.
953
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:34,720
Hi.
954
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,085
- lt's a one bathroom.
955
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,526
- Sorry, l'll be quick.
956
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,166
- [Hannah] Great.
957
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:44,466
- Right.
958
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,203
- [Bruce] Oh.
959
00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:48,095
Hey.
960
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:50,506
Dosey doe my lady.
961
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:53,200
Clementine.
962
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,478
She makes hemp soap.
963
00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:56,476
-You love that soap.
964
00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:58,137
- l think she could be the one.
965
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:00,040
- Really happy for you dude.
966
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,515
- Oh, there she is.
967
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:02,584
- Hi, nice to meet you.
968
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:03,651
- Nice to, it was
nice to meet you.
969
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:04,845
- Nice to meet you.
970
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:05,784
- [Bruce] Those PJs,
really good PJs.
971
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,822
- Have a good night, thank you.
972
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:09,016
(laughing)
973
00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:10,057
l'm so sorry.
974
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:10,990
l'm so sorry.
975
00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:13,096
- l can't do it, Chuckie.
976
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,555
- Please don't say that, Hannah.
977
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:16,495
- l can't.
978
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,191
There is no room for me here.
979
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:19,934
-Yeah, but l'll make room.
980
00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,971
l'll do it, like, l'll make,
981
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:26,576
just, we gotta give
it a shot, you know?
982
00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:29,140
l know actually.
983
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,173
You see, there's
this rule in life.
984
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:33,710
lt's been that way
for generations
985
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:37,684
that if a man writes you a
song you can't leave him.
986
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:38,947
? lt was a cold, cold day
987
00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:41,250
? Cold, cold night
988
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:44,220
? When Hannah wanted
to say good bye
989
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:45,960
? But l said Hannah don't leave
990
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,222
? Hannah will you stay
991
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,998
? 'Cause if you don't,
l'll probably wind up gay
992
00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:51,259
? l'm closing off already
993
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,001
? And that's just fine
994
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:56,298
? But l really
wanna make you mine
995
00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:57,732
? Not that there's
anything wrong with that
996
00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,307
-Alright, alright,
you've done enough.
997
00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:00,701
You've done enough.
998
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:02,209
- Oh man, every time.
999
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,137
- [Hannah] Oh yeah.
1000
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:03,939
- [Charlie] Give me some space.
1001
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:04,740
-You're such a nerd.
1002
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:05,540
-Am l, really?
1003
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:06,944
- [Hannah] Yeah.
1004
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,780
Oh, um.
1005
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,547
No, ow.
1006
00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:13,314
Okay, wait.
1007
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,021
No.
1008
00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,160
Sorry.
1009
00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:18,852
Sorry, itjust didn't feel good.
1010
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,327
- l though it would feel better.
1011
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:21,164
l should've asked you.
1012
00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:22,060
Okay, so,
1013
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:24,829
we can figure this out.
1014
00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:26,333
So what do you like?
1015
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:27,568
- l'm sorry.
1016
00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:29,672
l know some of this
just takes time.
1017
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,738
-Well it wouldn't
take time if you just
1018
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:31,966
tell me what you like.
1019
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,203
l don't care, like, you
can tell me anything.
1020
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:36,107
- Okay.
1021
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,579
Well, um, l guess the first
thing you need to know
1022
00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:43,618
is that l actually
don't orgasm any way
1023
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,312
except through oral.
1024
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,954
(chuckling)
1025
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,353
- Oh, l'm sorry.
1026
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,087
You don't come from sex?
1027
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:56,665
- No, it's actually
pretty common.
1028
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:57,892
- No.
1029
00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,970
Not for any of my
exes it wasn't.
1030
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,936
- Well, like 70�/?
of women don't come
1031
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,906
through intercourse,
so, that's unlikely.
1032
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:08,204
- l don't know,
'cause that really
1033
00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:11,314
hasn't been my
experience, you know?.
1034
00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,013
Just mine personally, you know?.
1035
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,209
-Yeah, but l'm saying
it probably has been
your experience,
1036
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,013
youjust haven't noticed.
1037
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,952
- How can you insult
me in bed while you
1038
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,284
haven't even tried me.
1039
00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:22,125
- Okay.
1040
00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,726
l'm sorry, you're right.
1041
00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:25,794
But you know, you asked.
1042
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:28,723
-You know, l'm sorry.
1043
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:29,957
You know what?
1044
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,635
These things probably
do take time, right?
1045
00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:35,203
So let's just try another day.
1046
00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:43,006
Just, l'm kind of tired
and it's kind of hard to-
1047
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,648
-Yeah, fine, me too.
1048
00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:46,646
- So, yeah.
1049
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,253
- Do you really not
have a second pillow?.
1050
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,688
- Here, honey.
1051
00:39:58,863 --> 00:39:59,830
- l didn't wanna take--
1052
00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:02,761
- l'm saying here, alright?
1053
00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:03,695
- Thank you.
1054
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:04,425
- [Charlie] You're welcome.
1055
00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:05,826
- lt's generous.
1056
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:10,068
(deep exhale)
1057
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,370
- [Charlie] Good night.
1058
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:16,872
- Do you not have a top sheet?
1059
00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,981
- [Charlie] Seriously?
1060
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:22,244
(slow quirky music)
1061
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,980
- Sorry l keep
forgetting my toothbrush.
1062
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,124
Are you sure it's okay
that l'm using yours?
1063
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,223
-Yeah, no worries.
1064
00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:29,120
Go nuts.
1065
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,423
(brushing)
1066
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:38,064
- Hey, why is there only one
toothbrush in this bathroom?
1067
00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,167
-What do you mean?
1068
00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,429
- l mean, where's Bruce's?
1069
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:45,038
(exclaiming)
1070
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,733
- Oh you got the.
1071
00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:49,777
No, just there.
1072
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,708
Why am l doing this?
1073
00:40:57,755 --> 00:40:59,347
Ah, that burns.
1074
00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:02,754
- Charlie, your wife is here.
1075
00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:04,485
- Oh yeah, what, hey.
- Hey.
1076
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:05,294
Look at this
1077
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,122
- [Charlie] l know.
1078
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:06,956
-You're at work.
1079
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,155
-Yeah.
- Hi.
1080
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:09,094
This is great.
1081
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,893
-Yeah, it's a gym, you know.
1082
00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:12,092
What are you doing here?
1083
00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:13,793
- Oh, l just needed
to run errands
1084
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:14,801
and l don't have a car.
1085
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:15,461
Can l borrow yours?
1086
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,364
- Oh yeah, sure.
- Great.
1087
00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:19,133
- lt's out there.
- Great.
1088
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,868
- Um, shit, you know what?
1089
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,376
Yeah.
1090
00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,413
You could join the gym and
l could personal train you.
1091
00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:27,444
We can do, like,
couples do things.
1092
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,013
- Oh, l'm, uh, maybe tomorrow?.
1093
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:32,784
-Yeah, yeah, anothertime.
1094
00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:34,015
-After, when l get settled.
1095
00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:36,216
- The thing, okay, cool.
1096
00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:37,257
(kissing)
1097
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:38,087
- [Hannah] Okay, buh bye.
1098
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:38,990
- Bye ya.
1099
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:42,456
-Your wife?
1100
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,357
-Yeah.
-You got married?
1101
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:48,369
-Yeah, it's actually
a super long story.
1102
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:49,836
lt's actually not
very long at all.
1103
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,532
l got married, and
that's my wife.
1104
00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,812
No, no, dude.
1105
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,413
We were just casual.
1106
00:41:57,581 --> 00:41:58,775
We never had the talk.
1107
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:00,007
-Yo, you got married?
1108
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,845
-You got married?
1109
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,111
- Good luck with that, bro.
1110
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:04,481
-Yeah, good luck
with that, bro.
1111
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:05,822
-Alright, thanks guys.
1112
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:06,786
- [Logan] Get her car man.
1113
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:08,322
And her own bathroom.
1114
00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,483
- [Man] And tell her when
she wakes up in the morning
1115
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,522
without makeup, she's beautiful.
1116
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:13,864
- Great, great, great.
1117
00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,521
l'll keep that in
mind, guys, thank you.
1118
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,559
- Hey, we try.
1119
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:22,034
- Um.
1120
00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:29,940
(blowing airthrough lips)
1121
00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:32,816
Bruce.
1122
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:37,884
(upbeat quirky music)
1123
00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:57,369
Um.
1124
00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:03,446
- Can l help you, man?
1125
00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:04,581
- Uh, yeah.
1126
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:06,280
Yeah, actually.
1127
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,611
l wanna make a mix
tape for a lady.
1128
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,283
-A playlist?
1129
00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,319
- No, no, dude, like l wanna
take an actual cassette
1130
00:43:12,489 --> 00:43:14,457
and put a bunch of like
old punk bands on it.
1131
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,957
Like, l wanna take the
CD and the CD player
1132
00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,594
and then just burn
it into a tape.
1133
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:19,588
Remember how we used to do that?
1134
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:20,896
That was sick.
1135
00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:23,431
- Cassette tapes and
CDs are done, bro.
1136
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,568
-Yeah.
1137
00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,062
Yeah, but you sell records.
1138
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,070
- This is how we
do it here, man.
1139
00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:32,606
lf you wanna live in the
past, you have to live
1140
00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:36,003
past-erthan what
you're looking for.
1141
00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:39,949
(slow music)
1142
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:43,143
(upbeat quirky music)
1143
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,548
- Um, excuse me.
1144
00:43:46,156 --> 00:43:47,123
Um, sorry.
1145
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,316
Hello, no, no, no.
1146
00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:50,187
- [Hannah] Hey, Chuckie.
1147
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,259
- Hey.
1148
00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:52,918
What's with all the stuff?
1149
00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:54,496
- My stuff, my mom sent
a bunch of my stuff
1150
00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,394
and furniture and...
1151
00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:58,967
-Yeah, but l
already have a bed.
1152
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:00,501
ln my bedroom.
1153
00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:02,901
-Yeah, but l do, too, and
it's super comfy, l promise.
1154
00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,007
-Yeah, okay, whatever.
1155
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:06,608
We'll figure it out, right?
1156
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,137
Oh there's a bicycle, too.
1157
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:08,971
Sweet.
1158
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:09,612
- Hey, excuse me.
1159
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,675
Can you, um, maybe here?
1160
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:16,613
l don't think we should
have a TV in our bedroom.
1161
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,955
- But l like TV.
1162
00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:20,590
l've always had a
TV in my bedroom.
1163
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,619
-Yeah, but now l'm here.
1164
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,187
We never watch TV together.
1165
00:44:24,361 --> 00:44:25,589
We always had too
much fun talking.
1166
00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:28,488
(toilet flushing)
1167
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,230
Hey, Bruce.
1168
00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:32,164
You want that TV?
1169
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,064
-Yep.
1170
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,098
- No, it's my TV.
- lt'll be right outside.
1171
00:44:36,273 --> 00:44:37,365
- Catya?
1172
00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:39,236
- He doesn't need
two TVs out there.
1173
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:40,434
-Yes, babe?
1174
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:41,475
- [Bruce] Give me a
hand with this TV, babe.
1175
00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:43,044
- Sure.
1176
00:44:43,213 --> 00:44:44,271
Hi, l'm Catya.
1177
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,348
- Hi, Catya.
1178
00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:52,682
- Can you watch out
with the, the right leg.
1179
00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:53,614
Thank you.
1180
00:44:53,991 --> 00:44:54,650
- [Catya] Nice to meet you guys.
1181
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,721
- [Bruce] l think
she may be the one.
1182
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:05,030
- Right, l'm gonna go to
the coffee shop real quick.
1183
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,170
-Are they even open this late?
1184
00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:10,272
- [Charlie] Yeah, 'til midnight.
1185
00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,672
(upbeat acoustic music)
1186
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:21,345
- Hey.
1187
00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:22,177
What's up?
1188
00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:24,013
- Oh hey.
1189
00:45:24,188 --> 00:45:25,052
- [Hannah] What cha been doin'?
1190
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,553
(exhaling)
- Big day.
1191
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,284
Big, big, big huge day.
1192
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,324
Huge day.
1193
00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:33,622
(exhaling)
Big day.
1194
00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:35,025
What are you up to in my room?
1195
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:37,190
- Oh, yeah, oh, l
keep forgetting.
1196
00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:38,197
l'm sorry.
1197
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:39,699
Here.
1198
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:43,267
- [Bruce] Oh, no problemo,
me quarto es su quarto.
1199
00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:47,533
How was your dia?
1200
00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:49,008
- [Hannah] Uh, good.
1201
00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:49,702
Yeah, really good.
1202
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,012
Just
1203
00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:52,706
hangin'.
1204
00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:57,282
(upbeat percussion music)
1205
00:45:58,722 --> 00:45:59,746
- Do you want me to throw
anything in foryou?
1206
00:46:00,124 --> 00:46:02,092
- No, l'm good.
1207
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,387
(upbeat percussion music)
1208
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:10,064
Hey, l meant to say something.
1209
00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:12,725
You guys don't have
any dishes or anything.
1210
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:14,092
-Yeah.
1211
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,671
So we don't have to do dishes.
1212
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:18,604
- Cool.
1213
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,107
What is that, by the way?
1214
00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:20,800
- Dinner.
1215
00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:23,572
Are you hungry?
1216
00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:25,044
- That's okay, thank you.
1217
00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:25,738
- Cool.
1218
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:30,711
- So yeah, l was gonna go out.
1219
00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:33,318
l got some stuff to do.
1220
00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:34,479
So,
1221
00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:36,523
l will leave you alone.
1222
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:47,103
(slow quirky music)
1223
00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:51,806
- [Charlie] Bam.
1224
00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:53,074
Burrito time.
1225
00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:53,834
- [Bruce] Hey, we're back.
1226
00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:55,269
- [Charlie] Heyo, hey man.
1227
00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:56,742
You want a burrito?
1228
00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:57,842
- Eh, l'm good.
1229
00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:03,619
-Whose dog is this?
1230
00:47:03,787 --> 00:47:07,223
Your bird, l picked him
up at the park today.
1231
00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:09,120
- Like to stay with us?
1232
00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:09,850
No.
1233
00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:11,285
Dude, we can't have a dog, man.
1234
00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,656
We literally, the rules,
we can't have a dog.
1235
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,128
- Charles, we were
never gonna get
1236
00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:17,494
our security
deposit back anyway.
1237
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,192
Now we've got a dog.
1238
00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,200
- l don't want a dog.
1239
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,237
(quirky music)
1240
00:47:33,283 --> 00:47:34,181
- [Hannah] Hey, Chuckie.
1241
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,716
- [Matt] What's up, bro?
1242
00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:36,648
- Bicycle.
1243
00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:38,185
- Look who came to visit.
1244
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:38,821
-Yeah.
1245
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,656
Pfft.
1246
00:47:40,824 --> 00:47:42,121
(laughing)
1247
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:43,281
- Oh hey man.
1248
00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:47,860
Where's the little, Eleanor?
1249
00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:51,563
- Oh, she's got a
couple conferences.
1250
00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:52,463
Road trip.
1251
00:47:56,173 --> 00:47:59,438
- Man, l love you but
it's kind of not a lot
1252
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:00,838
of space in there right now.
1253
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,235
-Yeah.
1254
00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:03,709
- The place is not
really baby proof either.
1255
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,906
lt's actually really,
really unsafe for a child.
1256
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:07,375
-You know,
1257
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,213
studies showthat most
men don't like their wives
1258
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:13,720
and most wives don't
like their babies.
1259
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,756
Food for thought.
1260
00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:17,894
(plucky acoustic music)
1261
00:48:18,262 --> 00:48:19,251
- Thank you.
1262
00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:19,895
l'll trade ya.
1263
00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:21,231
Oops..
1264
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,262
Alright.
1265
00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:24,161
- [Delivery Man] Thank you.
1266
00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:25,164
- [Charlie] Hey, honey.
1267
00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:26,529
- [Hannah] Hi.
1268
00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:27,863
- [Charlie] What is this?
1269
00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:29,364
- This
1270
00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:30,870
l believe
1271
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:31,764
is
1272
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:34,804
dishes.
1273
00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:37,173
- No, you have to
put these away.
1274
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:38,314
You can't let
Bruce see it, just.
1275
00:48:38,482 --> 00:48:40,177
Just, whoa.
1276
00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:41,715
- [Hannah] l'll put 'em
away in the kitchen.
1277
00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:42,544
- [Charlie] Just
put 'em back in.
1278
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:43,879
- [Hannah] Okay.
1279
00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:47,519
(plucky acoustic music)
1280
00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:48,885
- Dishes.
1281
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:49,953
- lt wasn't,
1282
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,626
it wasn't my--
1283
00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:53,558
- l'm gonna put
them in the kitchen
1284
00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:54,924
and start to put them away.
1285
00:48:55,299 --> 00:48:56,231
Nope, l got it.
-You got it?
1286
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:56,923
Okay.
1287
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,334
That just,
1288
00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:01,971
honey, don't show
everybody the guns.
1289
00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:04,899
Um, here, let mejust,
here, l got this.
1290
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:05,764
Alright.
1291
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:08,509
- lt's heavy, right?
1292
00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:09,338
lt's not just me.
1293
00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:09,979
- No.
1294
00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:11,211
- [Hannah] Alright.
1295
00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:12,439
- Go ahead.
1296
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,481
- Can you unpack?
1297
00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:15,413
Oh.
1298
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:17,712
- [Charlie] Are you serious?
1299
00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:22,325
- [Bruce] Woo.
1300
00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:23,720
- Hey.
1301
00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,920
l didn't ask last time, but why?
1302
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,662
Why do you do that?
1303
00:49:28,832 --> 00:49:30,595
- lt freezes the bacteria
so my clothes don't smell.
1304
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:32,792
-You still have to wash
them sometimes, man.
1305
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,301
- [Bruce] Nonsense.
1306
00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:35,768
- That's awesome.
1307
00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:42,310
- Can you help me?
1308
00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:45,246
What are you doing?
1309
00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:46,279
Don't do that.
1310
00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:47,417
Don't do that.
1311
00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:49,313
- [Matt] Keep it open.
1312
00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:55,723
(plucky acoustic music)
1313
00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:58,292
- l'm just gonna unpack these.
1314
00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:02,661
(plucky acoustic music)
1315
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,296
- [Hannah] Good night everyone.
1316
00:50:09,606 --> 00:50:14,305
(dog barking)
(baby crying)
1317
00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:15,502
-Where are you going?
1318
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:19,445
- l forgot something
at the coffee shop.
1319
00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:23,677
(baby crying)
(plucky acoustic music)
1320
00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:29,348
- Golfing with Bruce the First
in the morning, you down?
1321
00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:30,993
- Hell yeah.
1322
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,828
- Good, good.
1323
00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:36,955
- Hey, so you haven't said
anything about my lady.
1324
00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:38,961
- l'm a minimalist,
Charles, you know this.
1325
00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:40,030
- Right, but it's
a pretty big deal
1326
00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:41,336
that l have a girl here.
1327
00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:42,995
-Yes, but l do not
believe in marriage.
1328
00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:44,533
Only divorce.
1329
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,766
- Right, but what
does either thing
1330
00:50:45,942 --> 00:50:48,433
have to do with
being a minimalist?
1331
00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:51,978
-You see it matters
not how one comes to own
1332
00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:55,341
next to nothing, only
that one gets there.
1333
00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:56,986
Hot Soup, Tyler Chen.
1334
00:50:58,522 --> 00:50:59,580
-And that's it.
1335
00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,689
Dude, but l married
my best friend.
1336
00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:04,952
Like isn't that what people
want to do with their lives?
1337
00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:07,028
-You did not marry
your best friend.
1338
00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:08,421
lt's impossible that
every married person
1339
00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:09,656
is married to their best friend.
1340
00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,994
Case in point, l am your
best friend, not her.
1341
00:51:12,369 --> 00:51:14,428
Besides, have you looked at
your bird's book collection?
1342
00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:15,434
She has all the Bukowskis man.
1343
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:16,367
-All of 'em.
1344
00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:17,370
Yeah, l love that about her.
1345
00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,530
- Not a good thing.
1346
00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:19,675
You should know better
than to get involved
1347
00:51:19,843 --> 00:51:21,834
with a girl who's
too into Bukowski.
1348
00:51:25,048 --> 00:51:25,810
- Hey guys.
1349
00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:26,710
- Oh, hey.
1350
00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:28,777
- Hey, where's Barry?
1351
00:51:28,952 --> 00:51:31,352
- Built her a crib.
1352
00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:33,386
(baby babbling)
1353
00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:34,023
- Oh.
1354
00:51:34,391 --> 00:51:35,517
- Hey, um, Chuckie.
1355
00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,717
Wanna come talk to me in
the bedroom for a second?
1356
00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:38,553
- Right now?.
1357
00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:39,422
Okay.
1358
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,722
- Don't, don't.
- Sorry.
1359
00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:41,659
- Don't.
- l'm sorry.
1360
00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:42,594
- 'Cause we're in the middle.
1361
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:43,460
- [Charlie] l know, but, sorry.
1362
00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:44,099
- [Hannah] Sorry, Bruce.
1363
00:51:44,468 --> 00:51:45,127
- [Charlie] Wife.
1364
00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:45,968
l have a wife.
1365
00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:47,125
(deep exhale)
1366
00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:48,027
Alright.
1367
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:51,529
l see a bow.
1368
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:52,436
- Mhm.
1369
00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:55,573
-What?
1370
00:51:57,013 --> 00:51:58,446
Oh wow
1371
00:51:58,615 --> 00:51:59,707
- l,
1372
00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:01,043
l know you're a
little short on cash,
1373
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:03,943
so l thought l
could help you out.
1374
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,055
You could also teach
me how to play guitar.
1375
00:52:06,423 --> 00:52:08,050
l could pay you forthat.
1376
00:52:08,425 --> 00:52:09,653
l've always wanted to learn.
1377
00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:11,157
-You'd want to
give me money to?
1378
00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:12,460
-Yeah.
1379
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:14,086
What do you think?
1380
00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,021
-Well thank you, yeah.
1381
00:52:15,198 --> 00:52:17,063
No, it's, really thoughtful.
1382
00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:17,900
- Oh, one more.
1383
00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:18,727
There you go.
1384
00:52:18,902 --> 00:52:19,891
-You got it?
1385
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:21,733
Oh, cool.
1386
00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:25,538
(strumming)
1387
00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:26,835
Thank you.
1388
00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,807
-You're welcome.
1389
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:29,707
Hey.
1390
00:52:31,214 --> 00:52:32,078
(kissing)
1391
00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:33,074
l love you.
1392
00:52:35,051 --> 00:52:36,518
You don't have to
say that right now.
1393
00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:40,087
l just, you know, say
it when you feel it.
1394
00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:46,086
- Thank--
- Thank you's fine.
1395
00:52:46,463 --> 00:52:47,828
(chuckling)
1396
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,489
-You know, sir, Hannah's
the first girl l ever loved.
1397
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:51,929
And now she's back in my life.
1398
00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:54,195
Which l think says
something about her.
1399
00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:55,936
- Or not much but
all the girls you've
1400
00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,437
gotten to know since.
1401
00:52:57,607 --> 00:52:59,768
- No, no, no, no we used
to stand for something.
1402
00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:00,671
Nice shot.
1403
00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,207
We rebelled against
the establishment.
1404
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,514
-You know, you kids had to
invent things to rebel against
1405
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,513
'cause you had too much
time on your hands.
1406
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:09,879
-And the baton continues
to be passed, gramps.
1407
00:53:10,053 --> 00:53:11,782
Kids today will never understand
what we had to go through
1408
00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:13,513
just to watch porn.
1409
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,214
- Ooo, the dark ages.
1410
00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:18,117
- My grandparents
married because life was
1411
00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:20,190
too unbearable to go it alone.
1412
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:23,032
This notion of love and marriage
came from the Renaissance
1413
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,067
back when artists had time
and money to sit around
1414
00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:29,694
and jerk off and
write songs and paint.
1415
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,670
-Ah, history is so cool.
1416
00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:36,210
- [Grandpa] Yeah well you
kids are fuckin' it up.
1417
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:39,014
- [Bruce] Boom
goes the dynamite.
1418
00:53:40,617 --> 00:53:42,642
- But, the marijuana
has gotten better,
1419
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:44,013
l'll give you kids that.
1420
00:53:44,187 --> 00:53:45,211
- Thank you.
- Oh yeah.
1421
00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:48,820
Yep, you're welcome
there, Bruce the First.
1422
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,227
Do you have any?
1423
00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:52,789
Like right now?.
1424
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:53,622
- [Grandpa] Am l holding?
1425
00:53:53,797 --> 00:53:54,525
No.
1426
00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,864
- That was really nice hanging
out with Bruce the First,
1427
00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:00,127
thanks for the invite.
1428
00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:01,235
- BTF, love him.
1429
00:54:01,605 --> 00:54:02,128
-Yeah.
1430
00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:04,904
- How long ago
did his wife pass?
1431
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,043
- The first lady?
-Yeah.
1432
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,136
- Eight years.
1433
00:54:10,313 --> 00:54:11,507
- They were awesome
together, huh?
1434
00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:12,807
- Oh, shit.
1435
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,281
Man, they loved the
crap out of each other.
1436
00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:17,051
She was pretty hot, too.
1437
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:19,051
You know, for also
being my grandma, yeah.
1438
00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:20,086
- That's your grandma
you're speaking of.
1439
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,090
- l know, objectively, though.
1440
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,784
lt's been alright since
she's been gone, but,
1441
00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:26,292
not quite the same.
1442
00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:28,790
- l don't know man,
sometimes it seems nice
1443
00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:30,728
to have a little
alone time, you know?
1444
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:32,925
- l don't think when
you're that old.
1445
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,298
l don't know, we used
to do a really good job
1446
00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:38,038
of growing old together.
1447
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:41,075
l don't know what
we're gonna do now.
1448
00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:42,211
-Well, you--
1449
00:54:52,188 --> 00:54:53,553
Oh shit, sweet.
1450
00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:04,894
Hannah?
1451
00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:06,660
Hannah?
- ln here!
1452
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:08,763
- Hey honey.
1453
00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:12,203
Oh man, l wish you wouldn't
eat in the bed because
1454
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:13,933
we might get roaches.
1455
00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:15,600
- Okay.
1456
00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:16,939
- How was your day?
1457
00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:18,580
- Good, l actually, l found
out that one of my friends
1458
00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:20,841
from college lives
here now, so l'm gonna
1459
00:55:21,017 --> 00:55:22,075
see hertomorrow.
1460
00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:24,618
-And somebody's all
set up in LA now.
1461
00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:26,312
- [Hannah] Oh yeah.
1462
00:55:26,690 --> 00:55:28,624
- l got you something.
1463
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,020
(gasping)
1464
00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:30,955
What?
1465
00:55:31,127 --> 00:55:34,358
Best husband in the world award.
1466
00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:36,255
l hope you like it.
1467
00:55:36,633 --> 00:55:37,190
- Oh, you're so nice.
1468
00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:38,834
- No, no, whatever.
1469
00:55:41,938 --> 00:55:43,701
- What did you get me?
1470
00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:47,207
-Yoga pants.
1471
00:55:47,377 --> 00:55:48,742
You always were lounging
around in your sweat pants
1472
00:55:48,912 --> 00:55:50,209
so l figured these feel snugger
1473
00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:53,349
and a little cuter
and, you know.
1474
00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:54,308
Yoga pants.
1475
00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:55,207
- Thanks.
1476
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,911
(kissing)
1477
00:55:58,088 --> 00:55:59,385
- l love you.
1478
00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:01,621
(laughing)
1479
00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,258
lt's an amazing day, huh?
1480
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:04,154
Great day.
1481
00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:07,729
- l cannot believe you're here.
1482
00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:09,387
How's David?
1483
00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:11,666
- We're not really.
1484
00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:12,358
- Got ya.
1485
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,895
You can totally keep
that towel set l got you.
1486
00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:16,766
- Thanks.
1487
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,134
That's generous.
1488
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,674
Um, yeah, l'm actually,
l'm married to someone
1489
00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:21,708
l went to high school with.
1490
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,106
l recently remarried.
1491
00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:24,268
- Oh, sweet..
1492
00:56:25,448 --> 00:56:27,313
You married someone
your own age?
1493
00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:28,378
-Yeah, why?
1494
00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,753
- This is LA, it's
just, that's unusual.
1495
00:56:31,921 --> 00:56:32,979
Just a little bit.
1496
00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:34,680
- lt's just really,
really hard to keep up
1497
00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:35,722
unless you're married to
someone who's at least
1498
00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:37,257
15 years older than you.
1499
00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:38,655
-Why?
1500
00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:39,795
- Because you look
terrible in pictures.
1501
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:41,260
- lt lasts forever.
1502
00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:43,126
-Well, you do know about
the arm thing, though, right?
1503
00:56:43,299 --> 00:56:44,061
- [Hannah] What arm thing?
1504
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,997
-Yeah, well the, the arm thing.
1505
00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:48,330
-Are you not doing
that in photos?
1506
00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:49,763
- No, is that?
1507
00:56:50,807 --> 00:56:52,035
- lt's really easy to pick up.
1508
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:52,867
- Thank you.
1509
00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:54,066
Ugh.
1510
00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,677
l didn't know l
was doing it wrong.
1511
00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:57,403
- But we gotta
work on those 11's.
1512
00:56:57,781 --> 00:56:58,805
- What's an 11?
1513
00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:00,813
- [Friend] That furrow.
1514
00:57:00,984 --> 00:57:01,450
- Oh, my forehead?
1515
00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:02,842
- No, don't!
1516
00:57:03,019 --> 00:57:04,384
Don't touch yourface.
1517
00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:06,688
- Oh my god, why am l not
supposed to touch my face?
1518
00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:08,756
- Never too early to
start on that neck.
1519
00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:10,153
- Never, never.
1520
00:57:10,326 --> 00:57:11,725
- So there's something
wrong with my neck?
1521
00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:12,759
- No, just the same
thing that's wrong
1522
00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,362
with everyone's neck.
1523
00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:15,993
- Well, you know, l'm
just to the kind of girl
1524
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,929
who does Botox.
1525
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:19,068
- Why not?
1526
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:19,963
- [Hannah] My husband
would hate it.
1527
00:57:20,136 --> 00:57:21,034
- Oh.
1528
00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:22,171
l doubt that.
1529
00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:24,997
- No, really, he's,
1530
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:28,207
he did get me yoga pants.
1531
00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:29,936
- Oh, exactly.
1532
00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:33,014
He's basically asking
you to try harder.
1533
00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:34,741
-Wow.
1534
00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:36,146
- But honey.
1535
00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:37,377
Look, don't worry about it.
1536
00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:40,416
lf he can't handle
you at your worst--
1537
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:44,351
- [All] He doesn't
deserve you at your best.
1538
00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:46,762
- l can't cheers to that.
1539
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,921
l'm sorry, did you
quote Marilyn Monroe?
1540
00:57:49,098 --> 00:57:50,395
-Yeah.
1541
00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:51,825
- Well, don't you think
that's part of the problem?
1542
00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:56,028
Like, maybe if she, like,
had a man who didn't
1543
00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:59,471
put up with her pill popping,
she'd still be alive?
1544
00:57:59,843 --> 00:58:00,775
- No.
1545
00:58:02,879 --> 00:58:06,076
That's a rose colored
glasses kind of a thought.
1546
00:58:06,249 --> 00:58:08,843
(chuckling)
1547
00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:10,747
- Honey, what happened?
1548
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,818
What happened?
1549
00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:12,852
- l got Botox.
1550
00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:15,849
-You got Botox?
-Yeah.
1551
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,483
- Um.
1552
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:20,523
- My face is ruined.
1553
00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:22,125
- No, it's not bad.
1554
00:58:22,298 --> 00:58:23,492
Ruined is a really strong word.
1555
00:58:23,867 --> 00:58:25,027
Youjust can't laugh.
1556
00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:26,828
Or smile.
1557
00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:30,439
But you haven't been
much of that anyways, so.
1558
00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:31,330
Hey.
1559
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:34,967
Hey, where's Barry?
1560
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,212
Uh.
1561
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:45,480
Were you guys
smoking weed in here?
1562
00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:46,947
(laughing)
1563
00:58:47,123 --> 00:58:47,817
- [Hannah] Just a little bit.
1564
00:58:47,991 --> 00:58:48,821
-You guys.
1565
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:54,095
You hot boxed the living
room with a baby in it?
1566
00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:58,563
- No, no, no, l
pulled her outside.
1567
00:58:58,935 --> 00:58:59,867
l'm sorry.
1568
00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:03,004
-Alright, cool, that's,
that's what it takes
1569
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:03,831
to make you smile.
1570
00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:04,837
That's great.
1571
00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:05,872
That's rich.
1572
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:06,531
- [Hannah] l'm not
laughing at you.
1573
00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:07,376
- lt's okay.
1574
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:08,340
- lt was medicinal.
1575
00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:09,170
The Botox--
1576
00:59:09,345 --> 00:59:10,403
-Yeah, yeah, l got it.
1577
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:13,174
Just gonna be in
my room, alright?
1578
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:17,181
(heavy breathing)
1579
00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:19,083
That's it.
1580
00:59:20,924 --> 00:59:22,858
(hitting)
1581
00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:24,584
We're gonna get really
adult up in here.
1582
00:59:24,961 --> 00:59:25,518
Who's excited?
1583
00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:26,361
Me!
1584
00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:27,188
l am.
1585
00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:28,330
Okay?
1586
00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:29,863
Let me break this down.
1587
00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:32,467
There's currently four and
a half people living here,
1588
00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:35,035
and the place is a fucking mess.
1589
00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:36,364
So, sweetheart.
1590
00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:39,566
Would you like
1591
00:59:41,878 --> 00:59:42,537
trash duty,
1592
00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:44,913
Sunday or Monday?
1593
00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:45,604
Hm?
1594
00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:47,313
Monday or Sunday?
1595
00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:49,110
- Chuckie, l'm your
wife, l'm not room mate.
1596
00:59:49,285 --> 00:59:51,276
You can't put me on
like some chores list.
1597
00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:52,921
- Seriously?
1598
00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:56,616
Because so far, l can't
tell the difference.
1599
00:59:56,993 --> 00:59:58,119
(upbeat music)
1600
00:59:58,294 --> 00:59:59,022
Monday it is.
1601
00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,253
Congratulations.
1602
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,557
You've got trash and
dish duty on Mondays.
1603
01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:05,127
You my friend, are gonna
check into a hotel.
1604
01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:06,563
Tonight.
1605
01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:07,595
And you're gonna stop smoking
weed around your child,
1606
01:00:07,971 --> 01:00:09,165
do you understand me?
1607
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:10,465
Ooo, and that.
1608
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,164
That piece of
richness right here.
1609
01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:13,036
Sorry, honey.
1610
01:00:13,209 --> 01:00:14,267
Sorry.
1611
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,433
You're gonna find a
new place for this
1612
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,944
that isn't my
living room, please.
1613
01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,081
-What, where?
1614
01:00:19,248 --> 01:00:20,272
- l don't know.
1615
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,475
l haven't actually
seen you use it, ever.
1616
01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:24,279
- The seat is broken.
1617
01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:27,580
- Fix it.
1618
01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:31,149
Alright, fix something.
1619
01:00:31,327 --> 01:00:32,055
Please.
1620
01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,355
-Where are you going?
1621
01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:36,896
- [Charlie] To
the grocery store.
1622
01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:37,896
- For what?
1623
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:40,196
- l don't know.
1624
01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:48,009
-Am l taking out the trash?
1625
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,946
(slow music)
1626
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:09,630
- Hey man.
- 'Sup?
1627
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:13,662
-What'd you do today?
1628
01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:16,005
- Honestly, l had
a pretty big day.
1629
01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:16,968
Big.
1630
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,004
Big day.
1631
01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:19,300
How about you?
1632
01:01:19,475 --> 01:01:20,271
-You know.
1633
01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:22,968
Bruce, where's the Hannah lady?
1634
01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:24,170
ls she around?
1635
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:27,145
- She went to the coffee
shop around the corner.
1636
01:01:27,316 --> 01:01:28,647
-Alright.
-Yep.
1637
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,186
You both have been secretly
using their bathroom to shit,
1638
01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:36,018
you know, since she moved in.
1639
01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,422
Maybe next time don't get
married until you're comfortable
1640
01:01:38,594 --> 01:01:41,722
enough with each other
to share a toilet.
1641
01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:43,623
-Alright.
1642
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:46,123
Where's Matt?
1643
01:01:47,336 --> 01:01:48,030
Did he leave?
1644
01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:48,670
- Got a hotel room.
1645
01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:50,062
Want some cereal?
1646
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:51,365
- No, l'm good.
1647
01:01:58,314 --> 01:01:59,076
Got it.
1648
01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:06,053
Excuse me.
1649
01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:10,525
- That's really nice.
1650
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:13,025
- Cereal?
1651
01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:15,221
- [Hannah] No thanks, Bruce.
1652
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:19,033
(slow music)
1653
01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:19,668
- [Charlie] Hey.
1654
01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:21,060
- Hey buddy.
1655
01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:21,703
You can't sleep here.
1656
01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:23,470
No sleeping in the car.
1657
01:02:23,639 --> 01:02:24,435
- l live here.
1658
01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:26,040
- l don't care, move it on.
1659
01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:27,005
Go back home.
1660
01:02:31,147 --> 01:02:33,274
(slow music)
1661
01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:39,248
- Good ladies, now
my warrior goddesses.
1662
01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:41,390
Let's get into our warrior pose.
1663
01:02:41,557 --> 01:02:43,718
Step our left foot out.
1664
01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:47,551
Get that good, strong
arms going, great.
1665
01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:48,788
- Hi, Charlie.
1666
01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:51,598
- Oh hey, Adrienne.
1667
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:52,496
Hi.
1668
01:02:54,804 --> 01:02:55,793
Looks good.
1669
01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:57,366
Do you wanna
1670
01:02:57,540 --> 01:02:59,565
you wanna hang out?
1671
01:02:59,742 --> 01:03:00,800
Not like that.
1672
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,440
No, like, just normal people do.
1673
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,047
Can we do that?
1674
01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:08,149
Just go somewhere?
1675
01:03:08,317 --> 01:03:10,114
-Are you scared to go home?
1676
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:10,809
- No.
1677
01:03:12,221 --> 01:03:13,188
Um,
1678
01:03:14,223 --> 01:03:15,588
can wejust talk somewhere?
1679
01:03:15,758 --> 01:03:18,750
- [Bruce] Hey sorry, l
just gotta go to the piss.
1680
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:20,095
- Oh yeah.
1681
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:23,825
Hey, Bruce?
1682
01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:27,202
You're a licensed
minister, right?
1683
01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:28,769
- County wide.
1684
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,332
- Can l tell you
something that l can't
1685
01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:32,440
tell Charlie yet?
1686
01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,132
- l take my duties as a
minister very seriously
1687
01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:35,834
and follow them to
the letter of the law.
1688
01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:38,510
Please, what's on
your mind, child?
1689
01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:39,773
- Okay.
1690
01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,481
So, the thing that Charlie
doesn't know about me
1691
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:44,552
is l used to be married.
1692
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:49,156
- l'm pretty sure he's still
gonna find you attractive.
1693
01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:50,223
Not as much.
1694
01:03:51,227 --> 01:03:51,852
But enough.
1695
01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:54,461
l gotta pee.
1696
01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,531
(slow music)
1697
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,869
-What's the difference between
like a wedding invitation,
1698
01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:08,540
and a phone bill?
1699
01:04:10,246 --> 01:04:12,612
-You said you wanna talk,
Charlie, so out with it.
1700
01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,340
Out with it.
1701
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:15,848
- Uh, what do l
wanna talk about?
1702
01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:17,151
Um...
1703
01:04:23,459 --> 01:04:24,323
l'm just...
1704
01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:31,366
Can l use your bathroom?
1705
01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:36,738
- l really liked you.
1706
01:04:37,773 --> 01:04:38,603
- Bullshit.
1707
01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:43,201
Listen, Adrienne, when
somebody's most attractive
1708
01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:45,540
quality to you is in
that they just happen
1709
01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:48,843
to be unavailable, then
you know you're a grown up.
1710
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:50,207
You know?.
1711
01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:53,378
- Said the newlywed
sitting in my kitchen.
1712
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:54,284
- Touche.
1713
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:56,890
l can leave.
1714
01:04:59,328 --> 01:05:02,229
- Bathroom's down
the hall to the left.
1715
01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:03,387
-Which hall?
1716
01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:06,697
(chuckling)
1717
01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,276
(exhaling)
1718
01:05:15,511 --> 01:05:19,277
(phone ringing)
(slow music)
1719
01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:20,176
Oh.
1720
01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:23,174
Hi, nothing.
1721
01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:24,910
No, l wasn't doing--
1722
01:05:26,322 --> 01:05:26,879
Shut up.
1723
01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,283
No, that's awesome.
1724
01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,385
Yeah.
1725
01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:34,790
Okay, thank you.
1726
01:05:36,899 --> 01:05:37,957
Hannah?
1727
01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:38,800
- [Hannah] Charlie?
1728
01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:39,627
- Hey.
1729
01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:40,496
- Hi, look.
1730
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:41,364
- [Charlie] Oh wow.
1731
01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:42,299
- Right?
1732
01:05:42,471 --> 01:05:43,233
- [Charlie] Yeah, it's back.
1733
01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:44,270
- Remove it all.
1734
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:44,906
- [Charlie] You look great.
1735
01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:45,831
- Thank you.
1736
01:05:46,008 --> 01:05:47,270
- Did you get the tickets?
1737
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:48,876
-Yup.
1738
01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:50,337
- Oh yeah?
- Mhm.
1739
01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:53,311
-And where is
this venue, madam?
1740
01:05:53,482 --> 01:05:54,449
- San Diego.
1741
01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,778
(groaning)
- Don't make that face.
1742
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,284
Adventure.
1743
01:05:58,454 --> 01:06:01,252
(tape deck rattling)
1744
01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:09,797
(upbeat punk music)
1745
01:06:13,736 --> 01:06:16,261
(chattering)
1746
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:21,970
- [Charlie] Yeah.
1747
01:06:22,345 --> 01:06:23,004
- 'Sup?
1748
01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:24,505
-What's up guys?
1749
01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:27,449
(muted punk music)
1750
01:06:27,616 --> 01:06:31,950
-Are you guys looking
for your kid or something?
1751
01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:35,347
(muted punk music)
1752
01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:40,362
-When did music become
just for young people?
1753
01:06:40,529 --> 01:06:42,019
- l don't know, l
guess adults don't have
1754
01:06:42,398 --> 01:06:43,888
anything to rebel against.
1755
01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:45,397
- Bullshit.
1756
01:06:45,568 --> 01:06:46,592
This is the time where we
should start rebelling.
1757
01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:47,997
l demand--
(hitting)
1758
01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:48,962
Oh, sorry.
1759
01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,600
- People change.
1760
01:06:50,773 --> 01:06:52,297
- No, they don't.
1761
01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:54,272
- Okay, well, when
we were growing up,
1762
01:06:54,443 --> 01:06:56,274
the lead singer of
the band Against Me!
1763
01:06:56,445 --> 01:07:00,381
was a boy and now she's
named Laura Jane Grace.
1764
01:07:00,549 --> 01:07:02,312
That's three lady names, so.
1765
01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:03,679
- My point exactly.
1766
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,377
She was always a
girl, shejust finally
1767
01:07:05,554 --> 01:07:07,647
made the outside
match the inside.
1768
01:07:07,823 --> 01:07:08,812
Boom.
1769
01:07:08,991 --> 01:07:12,358
Points for me.
- Okay, you got me.
1770
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:12,994
- l don't think people change.
1771
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:14,420
l really don't.
1772
01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:16,326
l just think that
they become more of
1773
01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:18,023
what they've always been.
1774
01:07:18,401 --> 01:07:19,766
You were always cute.
1775
01:07:19,935 --> 01:07:21,027
Acutie patootie.
1776
01:07:21,404 --> 01:07:22,871
l do miss your pink
highlights, though.
1777
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,371
Oh, and that time
you shaved your head.
1778
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,009
(chuckling)
1779
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:29,366
l got an idea.
1780
01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:30,307
-What?
1781
01:07:30,479 --> 01:07:32,447
- [Charlie] Just you wait.
1782
01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:35,746
(humming)
1783
01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:36,646
Okay.
1784
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,090
(slow acoustic music)
1785
01:07:48,464 --> 01:07:50,056
- Oh, l love this song.
1786
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:53,865
-Would you join me, for
a little shakey me shaka?
1787
01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:55,367
-Why yes, sir.
1788
01:07:57,506 --> 01:07:59,531
? Humming to himself as he is
1789
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:02,040
? Thinking of his latest debts
1790
01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:04,504
? Juggling some
numbered thoughts
1791
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,671
? Wondering what might come next
1792
01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:10,649
? He swears he won't ever stop
1793
01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:16,717
? Unless he wants what
he surely does not
1794
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:20,953
? Oh, Jim, John,
Jackie and Suzy Q
1795
01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:26,902
? They mind their
manners but so do you
1796
01:08:27,069 --> 01:08:31,130
? While we breathe all of
these words that make no sense
1797
01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:36,603
? Working in an upscale place
1798
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:39,714
? She is thinking
of her son's demise
1799
01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:41,907
? On his epitaph a doctor's bill
1800
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:44,712
? She puts off for anothertime
1801
01:08:44,887 --> 01:08:48,880
? And swears she won't ever stop
1802
01:08:50,559 --> 01:08:54,791
? Unless she wants what
she surely does not
1803
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:59,025
? Oh, Jim, John,
Jackie and Suzy Q
1804
01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:05,402
? They mind their
manners but so do you
1805
01:09:05,574 --> 01:09:09,670
? While we breathe all of
these words that make no sense
1806
01:09:15,851 --> 01:09:19,947
? Not gonna see till my
singing does me wrong
1807
01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:26,017
? Not gonna hear till
the fires have burned on
1808
01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:28,663
? Not gonna know
1809
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,425
? Not gonna know
1810
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,468
? Not gonna knowtill
the feeling does me wrong
1811
01:09:40,709 --> 01:09:43,678
(upbeat music)
1812
01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:44,744
- Let me just, here.
1813
01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:45,881
Just go here.
1814
01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:49,982
Ow, what are you doing?
1815
01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:50,880
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
1816
01:09:51,053 --> 01:09:51,644
- Ow, what are you doing?
1817
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:52,582
My shoulder.
1818
01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:54,780
- l was just trying to get in--
1819
01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:56,584
Do you wannajust go upstairs?
1820
01:09:56,759 --> 01:10:00,092
- Like, alright,
yeah, let's do it.
1821
01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:01,923
Um, can you?
1822
01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,724
Can you get the door?
1823
01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:08,466
Oh hell yeah.
1824
01:10:12,508 --> 01:10:13,907
- [Bruce] No.
1825
01:10:14,076 --> 01:10:14,838
Hey.
1826
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:15,567
- [Charlie] Good evening.
1827
01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:16,802
- [Woman] Hi.
1828
01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:20,779
- Uh, Gabriela, that's
Charles and Hannah.
1829
01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:23,919
Charlie, Hannah,
that's Gabriela.
1830
01:10:24,086 --> 01:10:25,485
- [Charlie] Hi.
1831
01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:27,212
- Sorry dude, she's couch
surfing and l live on a couch,
1832
01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:28,648
so you knowthis is-
1833
01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:30,223
- [Charlie] How's your
day going to far, guys?
1834
01:10:30,593 --> 01:10:32,561
Oh, l'm sorry, am l in
your personal space?
1835
01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:33,752
l'm sorry?
1836
01:10:33,929 --> 01:10:37,194
- Uh, the only
bathroom's back here.
1837
01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:38,760
Oh boy, hold it, hold it.
1838
01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:39,628
- [Charlie] Yeah, we'll just
start it without you guys.
1839
01:10:39,802 --> 01:10:40,530
lt's okay.
1840
01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:46,004
(laughing)
1841
01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:47,039
- [Bruce] What's
gotten into you two?
1842
01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,506
lt's weird.
1843
01:10:48,677 --> 01:10:49,541
- [Charlie] We'rejust happy.
1844
01:10:49,712 --> 01:10:50,940
-We're just happy.
1845
01:10:51,113 --> 01:10:51,772
- [Bruce] Alright.
1846
01:10:51,947 --> 01:10:52,675
Alright.
1847
01:10:55,951 --> 01:10:56,849
- Out with you.
1848
01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:58,111
- [Gabriela] To my couch.
1849
01:10:58,287 --> 01:10:59,083
- [Charlie] Out
with both of you.
1850
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,813
- [Bruce] Yeah, let's go.
1851
01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:04,690
- Bye, guys.
1852
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,520
- Hang on, l gotta
go to the bathroom.
1853
01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:08,628
- Oh yeah.
1854
01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:17,196
Fuck, l need this.
1855
01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:19,200
- [Hannah] Um, Charlie?
1856
01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:31,982
- Fuck.
1857
01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,736
(deep breath)
1858
01:11:59,081 --> 01:12:01,641
(slow music)
1859
01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:09,348
- Sir!
1860
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,991
(slow music)
1861
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,734
Just get the multi pack.
1862
01:12:22,871 --> 01:12:23,735
- Oh, shit.
1863
01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:25,032
Dude, l am--
1864
01:12:25,207 --> 01:12:27,641
- Hey, happens all the time.
1865
01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:33,374
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
1866
01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:39,244
- Hannah?
1867
01:12:43,826 --> 01:12:46,317
(blowing airthrough lips)
1868
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:47,855
No milk action.
1869
01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:07,681
(slow plucky music)
1870
01:13:21,964 --> 01:13:22,726
Ah, shit.
1871
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:27,327
- Don't worry, l think if
you cook, she has to clean.
1872
01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:28,692
- Oh yeah.
1873
01:13:28,871 --> 01:13:29,997
Ow, ow, ow, okay.
1874
01:13:35,778 --> 01:13:38,679
l fail to see howthis is
supposed to be a casserole.
1875
01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:40,747
- Oh, you know what?
1876
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,975
We did not add the pasta shells.
1877
01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:43,880
But,
1878
01:13:45,954 --> 01:13:50,050
ah, l don't really have a
way to finish that sentence.
1879
01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:52,154
- Hey.
1880
01:13:52,327 --> 01:13:53,419
- Hey.
1881
01:13:53,796 --> 01:13:55,263
What,
1882
01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:56,455
what's with the hair?
1883
01:13:56,832 --> 01:13:57,730
- l dyed it.
1884
01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:59,697
-Yeah, l can see that.
1885
01:13:59,868 --> 01:14:00,391
lt's cool.
1886
01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:03,165
-You don't like it?
1887
01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:04,270
- l didn't say that.
1888
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,372
No, it's cool.
1889
01:14:05,741 --> 01:14:07,368
lt's very pink.
1890
01:14:07,743 --> 01:14:08,767
lt's nice.
1891
01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:09,740
-You were the one who
told me that you loved
1892
01:14:09,912 --> 01:14:10,742
my pink hair.
1893
01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:12,141
- Because l did.
1894
01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:14,143
l do.
1895
01:14:14,316 --> 01:14:15,408
l like it.
1896
01:14:15,784 --> 01:14:17,376
-What happened to the
Chuckie who used to like,
1897
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:20,051
tell me l was beautiful and
1898
01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:21,484
write songs for me?
1899
01:14:21,857 --> 01:14:23,722
- Well what did you
expect was gonna happen?
1900
01:14:23,892 --> 01:14:26,452
We werejust gonna make
out in the rain all day
1901
01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:28,490
and listen to some Damien Rice?
1902
01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:31,355
-Well yeah, kinda, didn't you?
1903
01:14:32,935 --> 01:14:33,833
-Yeah, kinda.
1904
01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:39,772
- [Hannah] What are you making?
1905
01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:41,136
- l made you some dinner.
1906
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:42,402
Ah.
1907
01:14:42,778 --> 01:14:43,267
Ah?
1908
01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:44,275
- That's nice.
1909
01:14:44,446 --> 01:14:45,105
-You like it?
1910
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,305
Sit down, now please.
1911
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,144
This is an ltalian restaurant.
1912
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:52,219
Or some sort of
a generic accent.
1913
01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:53,285
- Enjoy.
1914
01:14:53,455 --> 01:14:55,082
- Thank you, Bruce.
1915
01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:57,487
(whistling)
1916
01:14:57,860 --> 01:14:58,918
- Coming in hot.
1917
01:14:59,094 --> 01:15:02,495
Alright, let me get
you some cutlery.
1918
01:15:02,865 --> 01:15:04,127
For my lovely lady.
1919
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,394
- Thank you.
1920
01:15:06,568 --> 01:15:07,296
Beautiful.
1921
01:15:08,537 --> 01:15:10,971
- [Charlie] Let me
get myself a knife.
1922
01:15:11,139 --> 01:15:11,901
- [Hannah] This is great, babe.
1923
01:15:12,074 --> 01:15:12,472
- Um, how about a little vino?
1924
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:13,466
- Uh, sure.
1925
01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:15,173
- [Charlie] Great.
1926
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,335
- Mm, yeah, totally edible.
1927
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,172
- lt's good?
1928
01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,006
- [Hannah] Good.
1929
01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:20,443
- Oh sweet.
1930
01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,841
l got you the second
cheapest wine because it's
1931
01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,246
splurging on my lady, you know?.
1932
01:15:24,419 --> 01:15:25,408
Do you like cabernet?
1933
01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:26,246
l think this is cabernet.
1934
01:15:26,421 --> 01:15:27,183
- Charlie?
1935
01:15:28,390 --> 01:15:29,880
Are there tomatoes in this?
1936
01:15:30,058 --> 01:15:32,026
-Yeah, l just put a
little bit forthe flavor.
1937
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,286
Oh shit!
1938
01:15:33,462 --> 01:15:34,190
Shit!
1939
01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:37,397
Um, okay.
1940
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:38,225
Come here.
1941
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,367
Lay down and breathe.
1942
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,059
Don't panic, don't panic!
1943
01:15:41,236 --> 01:15:42,100
- Epinephrine.
1944
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:42,930
- [Charlie] Where?
1945
01:15:43,105 --> 01:15:43,571
Where?
1946
01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:44,803
- ln my purse.
1947
01:15:44,973 --> 01:15:47,100
- Okay, okay, purse.
1948
01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:48,004
l got it.
1949
01:15:49,177 --> 01:15:50,371
Alright, it's gonna hurt, okay?
1950
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:51,205
l'm gonna save you.
1951
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,176
- Stop!
1952
01:15:52,347 --> 01:15:54,076
lt's not Pulp Fiction.
1953
01:15:56,952 --> 01:16:00,547
- [Charlie] l'm so
sorry, l'm so sorry.
1954
01:16:00,923 --> 01:16:01,912
Are you okay?
1955
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,356
l'm so sorry.
1956
01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:07,461
Okay, yeah, l'll get off.
1957
01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:08,391
Oh god, honey.
1958
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,189
- [Hannah] You know, Charlie.
1959
01:16:09,364 --> 01:16:10,126
- [Charlie] Yeah?
1960
01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:11,960
- [Hannah] l don't ask much.
1961
01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:12,862
l just ask
1962
01:16:14,169 --> 01:16:16,194
that you don't try to kill me.
1963
01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:18,601
- l didn't try to kill
you it's was in the recipe
1964
01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:21,875
and l saw it and l should've
known better and...
1965
01:16:22,044 --> 01:16:22,942
- l'm going.
1966
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:24,604
-Are you going to
the coffee shop?
1967
01:16:24,980 --> 01:16:26,004
- [Hannah] No.
1968
01:16:26,181 --> 01:16:28,240
- Hannah, l'm sorry.
1969
01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:29,145
Fuck.
1970
01:16:31,053 --> 01:16:32,350
- [Bruce] Oy.
1971
01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,079
How'd it go?
1972
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:37,919
-Yeah, l don't
wanna talk about it.
1973
01:16:38,093 --> 01:16:38,559
- Fuck.
1974
01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:39,586
-Yeah, l know.
1975
01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:41,429
- Guys.
1976
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,962
So, here's the thing.
1977
01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:47,568
Eleanor is on her way here
from the airport right now.
1978
01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,563
- Perfect, she'll be just
in time for leftovers.
1979
01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:51,633
-Why are we suddenly
scared of Eleanor?
1980
01:16:52,007 --> 01:16:53,133
- Here's the thing.
1981
01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:54,332
- l kind of lied.
1982
01:16:54,509 --> 01:16:56,568
She didn't go to any meetings.
1983
01:16:56,945 --> 01:16:58,640
She kind of freaked out on
me and she needed some space.
1984
01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:01,414
- [Charlie] Whoa, okay.
1985
01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:03,380
- Oh dear god.
1986
01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:05,281
We gotta clean this place
up 'cause she cannot
1987
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:06,421
see that we live in squalor.
1988
01:17:06,588 --> 01:17:07,885
- Oh hey.
1989
01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:09,580
- Let's not throw
around the S-word.
1990
01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,585
- lt's like a storage
unit inside here.
1991
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,518
lf we can just sort of
clean some of it up?
1992
01:17:13,695 --> 01:17:14,354
Come on guys.
1993
01:17:14,529 --> 01:17:15,257
Help.
1994
01:17:17,065 --> 01:17:18,896
- l'll smoke this bong.
1995
01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:21,029
(knocking)
1996
01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:22,101
l'll get it.
1997
01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:28,637
- Hey.
1998
01:17:29,011 --> 01:17:29,477
This was outside.
1999
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,340
- Oh, perfect.
2000
01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:32,309
- Oh my god.
2001
01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:33,539
Oh my darling.
2002
01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:36,946
Oh, l missed you so much.
2003
01:17:37,719 --> 01:17:39,380
-What about me?
2004
01:17:39,554 --> 01:17:40,213
-Yeah.
2005
01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:41,583
- Hi.
2006
01:17:41,957 --> 01:17:43,083
lt's me, Charlie.
2007
01:17:49,097 --> 01:17:49,995
- Uh, this is,
2008
01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:52,929
a nice place.
2009
01:17:53,101 --> 01:17:55,001
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
2010
01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:05,638
- [Charlie] Good night guys.
2011
01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:07,379
- [Matt] Good night.
2012
01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:11,452
(birds chirping)
2013
01:18:15,657 --> 01:18:16,419
- Hey.
2014
01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:20,060
(dog panting)
2015
01:18:22,064 --> 01:18:22,655
Who's that really
good looking dude
2016
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:24,396
talking to Hannah out there?
2017
01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:26,693
- Oh that's her ex-husband.
2018
01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:29,094
- Her what?
2019
01:18:29,271 --> 01:18:31,671
- Oh, um, it's her ex-husband.
2020
01:18:33,675 --> 01:18:34,437
- Um.
2021
01:18:36,144 --> 01:18:38,271
(slow music)
2022
01:18:47,689 --> 01:18:48,451
- Sorry.
2023
01:18:50,692 --> 01:18:52,751
-Why wouldn't you tell me this?
2024
01:18:53,128 --> 01:18:54,720
- l don't know.
2025
01:18:55,097 --> 01:18:58,123
- Does he have to
be so good looking?
2026
01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:01,135
What does he do?
2027
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:05,133
He's a...
2028
01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:07,039
- [Hannah] He's a doctor.
2029
01:19:07,209 --> 01:19:08,335
- He's a doctor, yeah.
2030
01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:09,738
Of course he is.
2031
01:19:11,613 --> 01:19:12,375
Oh god.
2032
01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:16,277
(slow music)
2033
01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:17,748
- Look, the way you
live your life is just
2034
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,055
not an option for most people.
2035
01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:23,191
-And why is that, Hannah?
2036
01:19:23,358 --> 01:19:25,656
- l don't know, l tried.
2037
01:19:25,827 --> 01:19:28,557
Hey, l really,
really tried, okay?
2038
01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,566
(slow music)
2039
01:19:32,734 --> 01:19:36,795
? Fuck the world l'm
hanging out with you tonight
2040
01:19:39,141 --> 01:19:40,608
- Oh, l'm sorry.
2041
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,107
- No, actually.
2042
01:19:43,078 --> 01:19:44,170
Come in.
2043
01:19:44,346 --> 01:19:46,473
-Just chill in the bathroom?
2044
01:19:46,648 --> 01:19:49,412
- Just, l wanna
talk for a second.
2045
01:19:55,090 --> 01:19:57,115
What are you doing here, man?
2046
01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,384
- She called me up.
2047
01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,754
Said she needed some help.
2048
01:20:00,128 --> 01:20:00,822
-Yeah, when?
2049
01:20:01,196 --> 01:20:02,424
-Yesterday.
2050
01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:06,363
She said there was something
about you wanted to kill her?
2051
01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:07,832
l get it, l don't even
need to know the details.
2052
01:20:08,203 --> 01:20:11,832
l don't even wanna
knowthe details, but.
2053
01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:13,504
- So what happened?
2054
01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:15,767
- She called me up,
she said she needed--
2055
01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:17,736
- No, just, like before.
2056
01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:20,479
Like you and her, what happened?
2057
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:24,743
- l don't even know.
2058
01:20:26,221 --> 01:20:29,418
Maybe l spent too much time
thinking about what she needed.
2059
01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:31,491
None of what she wanted.
2060
01:20:36,298 --> 01:20:38,858
-And what do you
think she wants?
2061
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,434
- l think she just wants
a partner in crime.
2062
01:20:44,606 --> 01:20:46,198
l mean, literally.
2063
01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,441
- Literally.
2064
01:20:51,413 --> 01:20:52,175
- Um, can l?
2065
01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:52,870
- Oh yeah.
2066
01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:54,806
Just go.
2067
01:20:56,218 --> 01:20:57,344
Thank you.
2068
01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,687
Let's not touch.
-Yeah, let's not.
2069
01:20:58,687 --> 01:20:59,153
Let's not touch.
-Yeah, let's not.
2070
01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:01,312
- So have you met
any cool people here?
2071
01:21:01,489 --> 01:21:02,888
- Not really.
2072
01:21:03,258 --> 01:21:06,489
Although l've never been good
at making friends as an adult.
2073
01:21:08,163 --> 01:21:09,858
Also, all the women wanna
talk about here is like
2074
01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:13,724
yoga and genetically
modified foods.
2075
01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:16,564
-Well where l live,
it's their babies.
2076
01:21:16,738 --> 01:21:17,500
And yoga.
2077
01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:20,139
l mean, people are all the same,
2078
01:21:20,308 --> 01:21:23,300
it's just what nouns they
fill in on their Mad Libs.
2079
01:21:23,478 --> 01:21:25,207
- The baby's asleep.
2080
01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,280
- Thanks, Bruce.
2081
01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:28,313
Wannajoin us?
2082
01:21:28,483 --> 01:21:29,279
- l'm good.
2083
01:21:31,186 --> 01:21:33,381
- So how is your marriage?
2084
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,648
- lt's a marriage.
2085
01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:38,224
They're all kind
of the same, right?
2086
01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:38,916
- Hm.
2087
01:21:40,662 --> 01:21:43,187
You know, it took years
for us to conceive?
2088
01:21:43,365 --> 01:21:45,799
But ever since l've
been terrified that
2089
01:21:45,967 --> 01:21:48,197
it'll never be as
good as it was before.
2090
01:21:48,370 --> 01:21:51,703
And everyone is always
so focused on getting
what they want.
2091
01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:55,934
Or they get what they want and
they don't want it anymore.
2092
01:21:57,412 --> 01:21:59,471
- lt's all about the
fantasy staying a fantasy.
2093
01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:00,376
-Yeah.
2094
01:22:01,516 --> 01:22:03,882
(slow music)
2095
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,488
-You're gonna drive?
2096
01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:10,420
- Well, it's a fluid situation.
2097
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:11,388
-Yeah, that's true.
2098
01:22:11,559 --> 01:22:13,186
-What's going on guys?
2099
01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:15,386
-About to take these
guys to the airport.
2100
01:22:15,563 --> 01:22:16,325
Ready?
2101
01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:17,556
-Yeah, l think so.
2102
01:22:17,732 --> 01:22:18,460
- There she is.
2103
01:22:18,633 --> 01:22:19,292
- [Matt] Hey.
2104
01:22:19,467 --> 01:22:21,526
- [Eleanor] Hey, bye.
2105
01:22:21,703 --> 01:22:22,863
- [Charlie] Take care.
2106
01:22:23,238 --> 01:22:23,795
- [Eleanor] Take care.
2107
01:22:23,972 --> 01:22:24,529
- [Charlie] Beautiful baby.
2108
01:22:24,706 --> 01:22:25,866
-You got that?
2109
01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:28,899
Alright, bro.
2110
01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:30,335
Love you, bro.
2111
01:22:34,249 --> 01:22:34,806
-Ay!
2112
01:22:37,419 --> 01:22:38,477
- Bye guys, travel safe.
2113
01:22:38,653 --> 01:22:40,712
(kissing)
2114
01:22:53,735 --> 01:22:54,861
- l like you hair like this.
2115
01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:56,003
- No talking.
2116
01:22:57,272 --> 01:22:59,365
(kissing)
2117
01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:04,371
-Are you coming home with me?
2118
01:23:05,347 --> 01:23:07,247
- l don't know, maybe.
2119
01:23:07,415 --> 01:23:08,973
Maybe l wanna go to lndia
and like find myself
2120
01:23:09,351 --> 01:23:10,340
or something.
2121
01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,783
- l think that's a great idea.
2122
01:23:15,957 --> 01:23:18,790
l would love to come with you.
2123
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:19,927
Or not.
2124
01:23:20,295 --> 01:23:20,989
And you can go by yourself.
2125
01:23:21,363 --> 01:23:24,332
Either way, l'll pay for it.
2126
01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:27,263
Have you heard of The Alchemist?
2127
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:29,698
- No.
2128
01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:30,599
Tell me.
2129
01:23:36,478 --> 01:23:37,035
- Hey man.
2130
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:42,612
What?
2131
01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:50,288
(slow music)
2132
01:23:55,997 --> 01:23:58,295
- Get this shit away from me.
2133
01:23:58,466 --> 01:23:59,330
- Mr. First.
2134
01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:01,935
- Hey, it's Bruce
the First, okay?
2135
01:24:02,103 --> 01:24:03,764
Hey, grandpa, how
are you feelin'?
2136
01:24:03,938 --> 01:24:05,428
(fork breaking)
2137
01:24:05,607 --> 01:24:07,370
- God hates my guts.
2138
01:24:08,443 --> 01:24:10,308
But enough about me, how
are you boys holding up?
2139
01:24:10,478 --> 01:24:12,002
- Charlie's wife left him.
2140
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,575
-Yeah, we don't know if she--
2141
01:24:14,749 --> 01:24:16,580
- l mean, she literally left.
2142
01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:17,479
- ls that right?
2143
01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:18,380
-Yeah.
2144
01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:23,380
-You know boys, l
married my best friend.
2145
01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:25,025
She was beautiful,
2146
01:24:25,393 --> 01:24:28,055
so that certainly helped.
2147
01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:31,024
- Hannah was my best friend.
2148
01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:32,923
We used to stay after
school and tell our parents
2149
01:24:33,101 --> 01:24:35,331
we were watching football
but neither of us
2150
01:24:35,503 --> 01:24:37,095
cared much about sports.
2151
01:24:37,472 --> 01:24:38,734
We'd just take the bus
downtown and listen
2152
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,000
to some punk bands all the time.
2153
01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:42,468
- Charlie.
2154
01:24:42,644 --> 01:24:45,408
Don't waste your years
when your legs still work,
2155
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:47,104
on living in the past.
2156
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:50,945
l was so lucky.
2157
01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:55,048
l made my own luck,
though, you know.
2158
01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:58,119
But they call it
that just the same.
2159
01:25:00,728 --> 01:25:03,060
(slow music)
2160
01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:51,943
(slow music)
2161
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:06,959
- Can l help you, sir?
2162
01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:08,459
-Yes, hi.
2163
01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:12,691
These are some actual
plates and cutlery and other
2164
01:26:15,570 --> 01:26:20,132
kitchen bullshits, so,
please use them around here
2165
01:26:20,508 --> 01:26:21,668
and thank you.
2166
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:25,609
Especially forthe
gentleman in room 422.
2167
01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:27,941
Let's class this place
up a little bit, okay?
2168
01:26:28,116 --> 01:26:29,515
There are grown ups here.
2169
01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:32,175
- Sir, these are very
short term stays.
2170
01:26:32,554 --> 01:26:34,488
422's just gonna be here
until we find him a bed
2171
01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:36,681
in a nice home somewhere.
2172
01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:38,621
-422 is a person.
2173
01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:40,021
He has a name.
2174
01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:42,095
lt's Bruce the First.
2175
01:26:42,263 --> 01:26:44,458
Let's treat him like one.
2176
01:26:51,272 --> 01:26:54,503
- Hey honey, can you
grab my medical kit?
2177
01:26:54,676 --> 01:26:55,199
Hannah?
2178
01:26:57,178 --> 01:27:00,113
(showering running)
2179
01:27:20,702 --> 01:27:22,499
-What's up, Benny?
2180
01:27:22,670 --> 01:27:23,602
Hey, girl.
2181
01:27:33,848 --> 01:27:34,610
Come on.
2182
01:27:49,631 --> 01:27:52,031
(deep exhaling)
2183
01:28:00,174 --> 01:28:03,541
(upbeat punk rock music)
2184
01:28:19,727 --> 01:28:22,287
(heavy breathing)
2185
01:28:29,037 --> 01:28:32,564
(upbeat punk rock music)
2186
01:28:34,275 --> 01:28:35,037
- Hey!
2187
01:28:36,944 --> 01:28:37,706
- Hey.
2188
01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:58,591
- Bruce moved in
with Bruce the First.
2189
01:28:58,766 --> 01:29:00,791
He's gonna be his caretaker.
2190
01:29:00,968 --> 01:29:02,868
- Doesn't he need like a
medical license for that?
2191
01:29:03,037 --> 01:29:03,765
- Oh no.
2192
01:29:03,938 --> 01:29:06,634
Oh, he got a certificate online.
2193
01:29:06,808 --> 01:29:08,366
(deep exhaling)
2194
01:29:08,743 --> 01:29:11,371
What do you wanna
do about this thing?
2195
01:29:11,746 --> 01:29:13,680
- l'm gonna fix it.
2196
01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:14,837
The tool thing is in the--
2197
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:15,675
- The bathroom.
2198
01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:16,316
You're really gonna fi--
2199
01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:17,651
Okay.
2200
01:29:17,819 --> 01:29:19,946
Alright, let me watch this.
2201
01:29:22,724 --> 01:29:23,656
You're gonna fix a bike?
2202
01:29:23,825 --> 01:29:26,623
-Yes, l'm going to
fix the damn bike.
2203
01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:29,888
- Do you need a hand?
- No.
2204
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:35,360
You are going to see
me ride this bike.
2205
01:29:35,737 --> 01:29:36,294
- l got this.
2206
01:29:36,671 --> 01:29:38,730
- [Hannah] Oh my god, yeah.
2207
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:47,671
(laughing)
2208
01:29:53,988 --> 01:29:56,855
-What're you gonna
do now, Hannah?
2209
01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:59,049
- l don't know.
(chuckling)
2210
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:00,285
l mean l have,
2211
01:30:01,863 --> 01:30:03,330
well l've got nojob,
2212
01:30:03,698 --> 01:30:04,858
l've got
2213
01:30:05,032 --> 01:30:06,021
no apartment.
2214
01:30:07,001 --> 01:30:09,731
l don't think l have a husband.
2215
01:30:10,772 --> 01:30:12,967
You know what l heard
through the grape vine?
2216
01:30:13,141 --> 01:30:14,165
- [Charlie] Tell me.
2217
01:30:14,342 --> 01:30:15,070
- l heard this little
tid bit somewhere,
2218
01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:16,369
can't remember where.
2219
01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:19,736
Where, Stan Lee,
you knowthat guy?
2220
01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:22,883
l think he didn't have success
until he was like 39 or40.
2221
01:30:23,050 --> 01:30:23,709
-What?
2222
01:30:23,885 --> 01:30:25,045
(blubbering)
2223
01:30:25,219 --> 01:30:26,311
Whoa.
2224
01:30:26,487 --> 01:30:27,215
Wow.
2225
01:30:31,058 --> 01:30:31,820
Well,
2226
01:30:33,294 --> 01:30:36,263
while you figure all this
out, l happen to have
2227
01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:38,058
a very big apartment.
2228
01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:42,828
(slow acoustic music)
2229
01:30:47,842 --> 01:30:52,245
? So tell me dear where
is it you go from you
2230
01:30:52,413 --> 01:30:57,146
? As you curse and
peel and pose in tears
2231
01:30:57,318 --> 01:31:01,482
? Against the wall
and across the hall
2232
01:31:01,856 --> 01:31:05,883
? Across the wards
as we both dissolve
2233
01:31:06,060 --> 01:31:10,190
? l have this habit
of punishing things
2234
01:31:10,364 --> 01:31:14,494
? That move so fast
they grow out wings
2235
01:31:14,869 --> 01:31:18,930
? And sneak through houses
as we barterfor sleep
2236
01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:22,799
Hi.
2237
01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:23,500
- Hi.
2238
01:31:23,878 --> 01:31:25,038
- [Charlie] Come with me.
2239
01:31:25,213 --> 01:31:25,975
-What, what?
2240
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:27,205
- [Charlie] Just come with me.
2241
01:31:27,381 --> 01:31:29,110
l wanna show you something.
2242
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:31,183
- [Hannah] Okay.
2243
01:31:31,352 --> 01:31:36,051
? And l wish l had
you in my lungs
2244
01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:40,456
? l'd blow you and block the sun
2245
01:31:40,828 --> 01:31:44,764
? And save everyone from the
brilliant light we've won
2246
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,924
Where are we going?
2247
01:31:50,471 --> 01:31:54,840
? And our bodies
got so much clearer
2248
01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:58,968
? With dirty blood
and 30 last calls
2249
01:31:59,146 --> 01:32:03,480
? So fill it up, spin
forever down the walls
2250
01:32:03,851 --> 01:32:07,514
? l throw it upjust
to watch it fall
2251
01:32:07,889 --> 01:32:09,447
Are we allowed to be here?
2252
01:32:09,824 --> 01:32:10,347
- No.
2253
01:32:11,259 --> 01:32:12,021
Come on!
2254
01:32:13,261 --> 01:32:16,355
(slow acoustic music)
2255
01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:25,134
Come on!
2256
01:32:26,841 --> 01:32:29,935
(slow acoustic music)
2257
01:32:34,448 --> 01:32:35,142
(screaming)
2258
01:32:35,316 --> 01:32:36,146
- [Hannah] lt's cold!
2259
01:32:36,317 --> 01:32:37,978
- l fuckin' told you!
2260
01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,554
(cop car beeping)
2261
01:32:43,925 --> 01:32:46,860
(slow acoustic music)
2262
01:32:47,028 --> 01:32:49,929
? Do you know what
l think about you
2263
01:32:50,097 --> 01:32:54,158
? Do you know what
l feel is true
2264
01:32:55,469 --> 01:32:58,495
? Do you know what
l think about her
2265
01:32:58,873 --> 01:33:02,468
? l know she thinks
about me, l'm sure
2266
01:33:02,643 --> 01:33:06,977
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2267
01:33:07,148 --> 01:33:11,585
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2268
01:33:11,953 --> 01:33:14,183
? So you know what
l think about you
2269
01:33:14,355 --> 01:33:16,550
? Do you know what
you want me to do
2270
01:33:16,924 --> 01:33:18,892
? When you see me staring at you
2271
01:33:19,060 --> 01:33:22,552
? Do you know what
l want you to do
2272
01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:27,390
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2273
01:33:27,568 --> 01:33:32,267
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2274
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:37,104
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2275
01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:41,339
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2276
01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:47,277
? l don't want to
have sex with you
2277
01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:48,353
? l want to be yourfriend
2278
01:33:48,522 --> 01:33:49,921
? l want to be with you
2279
01:33:50,091 --> 01:33:53,219
? l want you to marry me
2280
01:33:54,662 --> 01:33:56,562
? So you know what
l think about you
2281
01:33:56,931 --> 01:33:58,990
? Do you knowthat
my speed is you
2282
01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:01,327
? l know l want
you to be my wife
2283
01:34:01,502 --> 01:34:05,199
? lt's you and me for
the rest of your life
2284
01:34:05,373 --> 01:34:07,307
? Do you know
2285
01:34:07,475 --> 01:34:09,943
? Do you know
2286
01:34:10,111 --> 01:34:12,545
? Do you know
2287
01:34:12,713 --> 01:34:15,113
? Do you know
2288
01:34:17,318 --> 01:34:21,414
? Do you know what
l think about you
2289
01:34:26,394 --> 01:34:27,190
- [Man] Yeah, we're
still rolling.
2290
01:34:27,361 --> 01:34:28,487
Let's do it once more.
2291
01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:31,461
? Do you know what
l think about you
2292
01:34:31,632 --> 01:34:35,693
? Do you know what
l feel is true
2293
01:34:37,004 --> 01:34:39,939
? Do you know what
l think about her
2294
01:34:40,107 --> 01:34:43,634
? She thinks about me, l'm sure
2295
01:34:44,011 --> 01:34:48,072
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2296
01:34:49,316 --> 01:34:53,309
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2297
01:34:53,487 --> 01:34:55,955
? So you know what
l think about you
2298
01:34:56,123 --> 01:34:58,114
? Do you know what
you want me to do
2299
01:34:58,292 --> 01:35:00,522
? When you see me staring at you
2300
01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:04,256
? Do you know what
l want you to do
2301
01:35:04,432 --> 01:35:08,664
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2302
01:35:09,036 --> 01:35:13,735
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2303
01:35:14,108 --> 01:35:17,976
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2304
01:35:19,213 --> 01:35:23,081
? l don't know why
it's so, but it's true
2305
01:35:24,452 --> 01:35:28,752
? l don't want to
have sex with you
2306
01:35:29,123 --> 01:35:30,055
? l want to be yourfriend
2307
01:35:30,224 --> 01:35:31,384
? l want to be with you
2308
01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:35,086
? l want you to marry me
2309
01:35:36,197 --> 01:35:38,165
? So you know what
l think about you
2310
01:35:38,332 --> 01:35:40,630
? Do you know what
you want me to do
2311
01:35:40,801 --> 01:35:43,031
? l know l want
you to be my wife
2312
01:35:43,204 --> 01:35:47,265
? lt's you and me for
the rest of your life
2313
01:35:49,410 --> 01:35:53,506
? Do you know what
l think about you
2314
01:35:57,218 --> 01:36:01,314
? Do you know what
l think about you
2315
01:36:04,191 --> 01:36:06,284
(cheering)
2316
01:36:27,581 --> 01:36:31,108
(upbeat punk rock music)
2317
01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:54,741
? Nice to see ya,
it's been a while
2318
01:36:55,109 --> 01:36:58,078
? What took you so
long to come around
2319
01:36:58,245 --> 01:37:00,770
? Hearts are broken every day
2320
01:37:01,148 --> 01:37:04,117
? ls that what's
brought ya back my way
2321
01:37:04,285 --> 01:37:06,617
? Don't want to
hear you're sorry
2322
01:37:06,787 --> 01:37:09,585
? Brand new old love
2323
01:37:09,757 --> 01:37:12,726
? Brand new old love, any day
2324
01:37:12,893 --> 01:37:16,158
? Brand new old love
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