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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:15,814 (tape deck rattles) 2 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:20,475 (muffled punk rock music) 3 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:21,711 - [Hannah] Okay, are you recording? 4 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,719 - [Charlie] Yeah, okay, uh, hi, this is Chuckie. 5 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:24,982 - [Hannah] And Hannah. 6 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,325 - [Charlie] And we're here today to put on record 7 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,460 that, uh, we're getting married! 8 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:28,594 - [Hannah] Chuckie, that's not what l said. 9 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:29,786 - [Charlie] Uh, okay, uh, what we agreed- 10 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,328 - [Hannah] We promised! 11 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:32,726 - [Charlie] Yeah, yeah, promised that if neither of us 12 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:33,991 are married by the time we're 30 years old, then-- 13 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,356 - [Hannah] We will marry each other. 14 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,433 - [Charlie] Yeah! 15 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:37,331 - [Hannah] l'm gonna hold you to this 16 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:38,801 when you're a famous rockstar. 17 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:39,961 - [Charlie] You better, you'll come with me on the road. 18 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,466 - [Hannah] Maybe. 19 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:46,879 ? Jesus rides a UFO, U-U-UFO 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,038 ? Silver bars will take it slow 21 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,940 ? Don't you wanna go 22 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:55,383 ? Well, David rides a UFO, U-U-UFO 23 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,318 ? Silver bars will do it slow 24 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:59,390 ? Don't you wanna go 25 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:03,393 ? Well, open up your barn, let the wind, wind, wind 26 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,861 ? l said let's go 27 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:09,900 ? Jesus rides a UFO, U-U-UFO 28 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,368 ? Silver bars will do it slow 29 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,097 ? Don't you wanna go 30 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:17,375 (cassette rattling) 31 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,375 (car engine turning) 32 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:25,348 ? Open up your barn and let the wind, wind, wind 33 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,910 ? Let's go 34 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,580 (gears rattling) 35 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,352 (weights clanking) 36 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:37,826 (upbeat music) 37 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:38,725 - Charlie? 38 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:41,756 - Oh, hey. 39 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,095 Yeah. 40 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,938 Curls, okay, really extend it so it doesn't get sore. 41 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,539 - Okay. 42 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,072 -And we're good. (chuckling) 43 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,536 Um, funny, l'm just bringing this up again, sorry, 44 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:55,738 but, um, the coupon that you had was for one free session? 45 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:56,711 - Uh huh. 46 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:58,748 - This is session number seven. 47 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:01,079 - Oh, uh, l'm sorry, but with the divorce and all, 48 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,716 l just forgot. 49 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:04,584 - No, it's fine, l mean, you're going through a divorce. 50 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,816 l know, just, next time, maybe. 51 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:07,891 - l promise you, really. 52 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,119 - Okay. - Okay. 53 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,398 - Charlie. 54 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,764 The promotion was a one time offer 55 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,834 to get new clients into the gym. 56 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:17,901 -Yeah. 57 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,129 (sighing) 58 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,803 - Corporate has also expressed concern 59 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,102 over your before and after pictures not being as 60 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,071 inspirational now that you're back to before. 61 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:28,914 - Fair, fair point, but listen, man. 62 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,606 l went through a break up, okay? 63 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,751 We've all been there, and it was hard, man. 64 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,080 Michelle and l breaking up was really hard on me. 65 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,786 - That was two years ago, man. 66 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,446 You dated forfive months. 67 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,490 - Seven months, okay, and it was holiday season. 68 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,719 That counts, that's like double. 69 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,955 (sighing) 70 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,097 Ah, don't get too impressed. 71 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,992 How's it goin'? - Good. 72 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,000 -You coming over tonight? 73 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,661 - Oh, l can't. 74 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:53,737 - Why not? 75 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,431 - Getting a spray tan. 76 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:57,007 -Alright, essential stuff. 77 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,439 - Maybe this weekend? 78 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,578 - l can't. 79 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:00,644 'Cause l'm goin' back home. 80 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:02,144 My brother had a kid. 81 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,915 -You have a brother? -Yeah, l do. 82 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:05,812 - Cool. 83 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,490 (instrumental punk music) 84 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,491 - Hi, sorry l'm a little late. 85 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:16,526 Charlie Cates? 86 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,498 - So, let's see. 87 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,066 Reading for gamer number four. 88 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,571 - Um, l thought it was like main gamer. 89 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:28,969 Principle gamer, it said. 90 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,235 - Uh, just have a seat and they'll call you in soon. 91 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:32,168 -Alright, cool. 92 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:33,637 l'll use this. 93 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:34,871 - Side, yes. - Side, 94 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,608 'cause you know, there's only like two lines. 95 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:38,682 That's fine. 96 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:40,514 lt's fine. 97 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:51,261 (quirky instrumental music) 98 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:07,646 Bruce. 99 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:10,180 Hey man. 100 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:14,680 Can you give me a ride to the bus station tomorrow? 101 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:18,620 (quirky instrumental music) 102 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,554 (taped deck rattles) 103 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:38,536 (instrumental punk music) 104 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:47,210 Oh. 105 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:49,178 Honk. 106 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,655 Oh, hey, baby. 107 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:57,661 Oh, Miranda. 108 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,829 (slowtuning) 109 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,341 (rock music) 110 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,884 - So, how old did you say you are? 111 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,022 - Oh, l'm 30. 112 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,681 - Really, oh. 113 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,354 l thought you were much younger than that. 114 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,060 - Oh, why thank you. (chuckling) 115 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,754 Oh, like in a bad, 116 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,832 wait, l'm sorry, aren't you 37? 117 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,731 - l mean, yeah, but, you know?. 118 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,633 -Well, you know, 119 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,206 women live like 10 years longerthan men, 120 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,899 so we're fine. 121 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,635 - Okay. - Cool. 122 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,040 (laughing) 123 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:48,145 - [Charlie] No way. 124 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:52,182 (laughing) - Come here. 125 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,341 - [Charlie] Wow. 126 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,210 Wow, hey baby mama. 127 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,652 - Oh, hi Charlie. 128 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:58,313 - Hi, baby. 129 00:05:58,691 --> 00:05:59,157 Oh, can l? 130 00:05:59,325 --> 00:05:59,984 - Of course. 131 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:00,818 - Of course you can. 132 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:01,755 - Oh hey. 133 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,759 Oh my good, she's so beautiful. 134 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,022 -You look like you're getting a little shorter. 135 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,326 - He's just losing some muscle mass. 136 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:09,360 - Thank you. 137 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:10,703 Oh, um, here. 138 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,397 - [Waiter] Okay, thank you. 139 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:16,742 - Uh, you know, l usually wait to tip 140 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,874 until we get the bill. 141 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,742 - Oh well, you know, different strokes. 142 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:23,643 l'm sorry. 143 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,648 - l'm gonna eat you, l gonna eat you! 144 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:27,911 (laughing) 145 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:28,849 Wow, she is way better looking than both of you. 146 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:31,216 (laughing) 147 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,353 Can l touch her, is that okay? - Of course. 148 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:38,128 - So, um, what brings you back to Modesto? 149 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:39,996 - Uh, well. 150 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,962 l, uh, got divorced. 151 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,799 And l just thought it'd be nice 152 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,032 to spend some time with family, you know, 153 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,402 hang out with my mom. 154 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,745 - [Man] Oh, l didn't. 155 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,812 l didn't know you were divorced. 156 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:55,413 - ls that a problem? 157 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,682 Your voice went up. 158 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:58,817 - l mean, no. 159 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,217 - [Waitress] Thank you guys so much. 160 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,319 No rush on this, take your time, thank you for coming in. 161 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:03,284 - Oh no, l got it. 162 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,423 Stop it, quit! 163 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,759 l got this, l insist. 164 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,392 - Here, take it, thank you so much. 165 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,228 - [Waitress] Thank you. 166 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,864 (upbeat music) 167 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:19,930 - Hey. 168 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,371 Whoa, easy there, Swiper McSwiperson. 169 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:27,406 Listen, l'm gonna need you to put 65 on this card, alright? 170 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:28,747 And 80 on this. 171 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:31,383 - Okay. - Nope, not done yet. 172 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:32,775 100. 173 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,180 No more than 100 on this, please. 174 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:35,012 - [Waitress] Okay. 175 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,416 - Thank you so much. 176 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:37,255 - So you wanted three separate cards for one check? 177 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,789 - l wanted, yes, l do. 178 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,951 (train horn blowing) 179 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,228 - [Boy] What the fuck? 180 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,458 - l'm sorry, l'm sorry, l'm sorry. 181 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:49,733 l didn't see anything. 182 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:50,459 - No, go out the bathroom window. 183 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:53,203 Go out the bathroom window! 184 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:54,100 Ugh. 185 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,141 l am so sick of having to share a room with you. 186 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,779 -Well, you know, sweetie, it's my room, so. 187 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:01,971 -Was. 188 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,207 (sighing) 189 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:05,748 -You know, when l was you age, l used 190 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:06,976 to sneak a boy in, too. 191 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:07,881 Dougie. 192 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,018 Hey. 193 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:14,350 Look. 194 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,360 Look at me. 195 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,361 lf you ever have any questions, l'm here to answer- 196 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:22,092 -Yeah, l have the fucking internet. 197 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:23,360 -Yes, l know. 198 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,798 But, 199 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:25,437 if your boyfriend is not-- 200 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:26,965 - He's not my boyfriend. 201 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,973 - Okay, if the gentlemen who you were just straddling, 202 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:34,135 if he's not satisfying you in like a, 203 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,349 like, 204 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,849 do you have orgasms? 205 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:40,781 - Oh my god. 206 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:41,317 - [Hannah] Do you have those? 207 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:42,146 -Yeah. 208 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,515 - Oh. 209 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,824 Okay, great, that's amazing. 210 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,323 That's great. 211 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,551 Um-- - l mean. 212 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:51,827 l think so. 213 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,325 - No, it's not something you think. 214 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,561 You just know. 215 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,170 - How do you know l would know?. 216 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:03,069 - Look. 217 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:08,102 When l was 18, my friends bought me a little friend. 218 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,344 Um, and, 219 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,512 Key, this guy. 220 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:18,980 This is a vibrator. 221 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,824 - Oh my god. 222 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,394 - Look, l know it's weird, but... 223 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:30,126 Most boys think that all the actions inside 224 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,066 and really it's on top. 225 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,933 Have you ever heard of the clitoris? 226 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,164 lt's a-- 227 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,171 -Yeah, l've heard of the clitoris. 228 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,434 - Okay, that's great. 229 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,840 Most teenage boys do not know about the clitoris. 230 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,206 -Yeah, actually, l think most guys do know 231 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,847 what a clitoris is. 232 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,880 - l really doubt that. 233 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,576 Are they still doing the (grumbling). 234 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:48,978 -Yeah. 235 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:49,883 - Really? 236 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:51,618 -Yeah. 237 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,887 - That's crazy. 238 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,493 l mean, just so much has changed in the world 239 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,993 and like, teenage boys arejust all the same. 240 00:09:58,164 --> 00:09:58,892 Um, okay. 241 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,067 This is, look, it's gonna be weird for me, too. 242 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,500 We never have to talk about this again. 243 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,606 l'm just going to give you a little bit 244 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:12,001 of an instruction and that's it. 245 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,145 So, this guy. 246 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,545 Um, 247 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,043 is, they come in many different, you can choose 248 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,209 your own preferred shape. 249 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,482 And you just, you put it like on, 250 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,559 don't worry, l'm not gonna show you my vagina. 251 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,190 But you put it sort of on top. 252 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,093 - Okay, but what about a vaginal orgasm? 253 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:37,167 - Oh god that's just like some misogynistic thing 254 00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:39,600 that men made up to convince themselves 255 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,099 that their girlfriends aren't faking it. 256 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,538 (scoffing) - No, it's not. 257 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,678 - No, really, it's like something you see in movies. 258 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,014 lt's not like in real life. - No, no, no it's not. 259 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,648 My friend Amber has both kinds. 260 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,178 She says they feel different. 261 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,652 - Really? 262 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,011 -Yeah. 263 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,019 - Oh, well. 264 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,019 Anyway, l just, l get the one kind then. 265 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,684 The on top kind. 266 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:07,965 - Maybe there's something wrong with you. 267 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,431 - So, anyway, lesson over. 268 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,935 But, in case you want me to get you one, l will. 269 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,539 And-- - No, that's okay. 270 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:16,572 -Yeah, okay. 271 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:18,972 You canjust remain orgasmless. 272 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,077 Good luck. 273 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,475 (train horn blaring) 274 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,479 - Oh. 275 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,681 - l fucking told you, l was- (laughing) 276 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,026 Can l ask you something? 277 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,388 Why did you name your kid Barry? 278 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:37,221 - Okay. 279 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,454 - She's a little girl. 280 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,326 - The thing is now, boys are girls names, 281 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,229 girls are boys names, and Eleanor, 282 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,601 she is very competitive. 283 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,103 -Yeah, yeah. 284 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,572 So wait, baby names are a competition, then? 285 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:51,539 Are they? 286 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,678 - Everything is a competition. 287 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:53,704 -Yeah. 288 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,707 l got ya. (laughing) 289 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:56,639 Does it 290 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,109 like scare you, man? 291 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,057 -You asked me the exact same question when l got married. 292 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:05,747 -Yeah. 293 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:10,655 (train horn blaring) 294 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,225 (baby crying) 295 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,028 - [Matt] l don't know what you want me to do. 296 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,174 - [Eleanor] l can't. 297 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:22,773 - [Matt] l know, l know, l know, okay, okay. 298 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,200 l got you, l got you. 299 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,777 Daddy's here. (baby crying) 300 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,549 Hey, hey look. (baby laughing) 301 00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,516 (slow music) 302 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,054 (doorbell ringing) 303 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,749 (knocking) 304 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,095 (knocking) 305 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:43,785 - Chuckie. 306 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,756 You can't ring my doorbell after seven pm. 307 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,498 Now, what the hell? 308 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,634 -Why is it-- - Shh. 309 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,269 (baby crying) Come into the garage. 310 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,699 - [Charlie] My bad. 311 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:53,629 - [Man] Please be quiet. 312 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,137 - [Charlie] Okay. 313 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,573 - [Man] lt's good to see you. 314 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,301 - [Charlie] Alright. 315 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,049 Yeah boys. 316 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,184 Whoo! 317 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:09,048 We'rejust waiting for some partying, huh? 318 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,518 - l thought you got ripped. 319 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,089 - No, yeah, yeah, l had to lose some muscle 320 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,248 for a role, a big role. 321 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,053 - No way, what role, dude? 322 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,822 - lt was an audition, actually, a commercial. 323 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,187 - No way, like a Superbowl commercial 324 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:20,798 or something like that? 325 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,191 - No, a pharmacy, local. 326 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,392 Local pharmacy. 327 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,763 Lots of money, though, you know. 328 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,604 Almost got that one. 329 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,104 Dude, you know what l thought about, like, 330 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,800 if we had had like the Facebook and the Twitter 331 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,806 and the fucking Periscope and the sex app, what's that, 332 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,775 Snapchat shit, dude we totally would've made it. 333 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,208 Some Kickstarter well placed, 334 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,684 dude we could've still been on the road, man. 335 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,119 -Yeah, but Chuck, l mean, you did kind of make it, man. 336 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,385 You got out of town, you're livin' the dream. 337 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,119 -Yeah, l'm living the dream. 338 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,457 Yeah, fuckin' LA's awesome, you know?. 339 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,121 - For sure. 340 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,164 - But dude, you Devon, like you said you wouldn't 341 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,097 get married and you didn't. 342 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:57,735 And l got it. 343 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,427 - Free man, my brother. 344 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,835 But you know, everybody else did. 345 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,199 Neverthought about that. 346 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,674 -Yo, where's your stuff? 347 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,838 l thought we were gonna play. 348 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,151 - [Man] Oh shit, you were serious about that? 349 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,286 -Yeah. 350 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,148 - Oh no, dude, no chance. 351 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,620 l mean, no way, the baby is sleeping. 352 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,849 l mean... 353 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,158 - Right. 354 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:25,695 (quirky instrumental music) 355 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:27,427 - Ugh. 356 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:35,237 (quirky instrumental music) 357 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,184 - Hannah, come sit down. 358 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,649 -What's up guys? 359 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,156 You look serious. 360 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,386 What? 361 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,327 - Did you get Claire to masturbate for you? 362 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,433 - Oh my god, no. 363 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,229 -You, little miss, are a sexual predator. 364 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,166 - Excuse me? 365 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,305 That's a joke, right? 366 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,203 - My daughter is too young for a sex talk. 367 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,604 - Okay, well there you're wrong. 368 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,677 Also, it's a complete misunderstanding. 369 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,246 -What is going on with you? 370 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,942 Your whole life is in a storage unit in Modesto. 371 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,516 You've got wine all over you or some substance. 372 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,954 And you're handing out vibrators to teenagers 373 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,591 and showing them how to do things with them? 374 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,458 l mean, who taught you this stuff? 375 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,292 - Okay, l'm sorry, l made a mistake. 376 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,524 -Yeah, hello. 377 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,736 - Look. 378 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:39,928 l'm sorry 379 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,967 that this place isn't as comfortable 380 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,968 as you'd like it to be. 381 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:45,807 But, maybe, 382 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:51,540 we can turn the office into a bedroom forjust the weekends. 383 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,644 - l'm sorry, what? 384 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,551 Are you guys getting married or something? 385 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,249 (soft music) 386 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,818 Seriously, tonight? 387 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,923 - Hannah. 388 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,663 Hannah! - Let her go. 389 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,296 (country rock music) 390 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:27,546 - [Hannah] Hi. 391 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,982 - [Bartender] Hey. 392 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,823 - [Hannah] Can l get a glass of house red, please? 393 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,619 - [Bartender] You got it. 394 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,785 (country rock music) 395 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,726 - [Hannah] Thank you. 396 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,274 (soft music) 397 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:57,811 No way. 398 00:16:59,418 --> 00:16:59,975 - Stop. 399 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:01,876 - [Hannah] Hi. 400 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:02,713 - [Charlie] Hi. 401 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,547 - Oh my god. 402 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:04,347 - [Charlie] Come. 403 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,922 Are you serious? 404 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,023 - Oh my god. 405 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:07,859 Hi. 406 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:08,686 - [Charlie] Hi. 407 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,555 - Hi. 408 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:10,387 - Hi. 409 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:11,324 - [Hannah] Hi. 410 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,759 -What are you doin' here? 411 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,627 -You know, just, um, l came home for a little while. 412 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:16,859 -Wow. 413 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,300 Look at your hair, it's like an adult person. 414 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,768 -Yeah, l am adult. 415 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,308 - [Both] We are adults. 416 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,306 -Yeah, you look great. 417 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,342 - Thank you. 418 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:31,381 You look exactly the same. (laughing) 419 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:34,074 ls that? 420 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,317 -Yep, yep, yep. 421 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,010 - ls that her? 422 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,413 - She's the one, yeah, Miranda. 423 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,352 -Wow. 424 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,389 - She's a little shy, so. 425 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,025 -You're still playing? 426 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:41,882 That's amazing. 427 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,358 -Yeah. 428 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,087 l'll play, yeah, l play all the time. 429 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,328 Yeah. 430 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,021 -Yeah. 431 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,026 You're a rockstar. 432 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:49,958 - But yeah. 433 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:50,794 Hi. 434 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:51,697 - Hello. 435 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,739 - Can l buy you a drink? 436 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,101 You remember when l wrote you the song 437 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,968 ''Hannah ls Lonely 'Cause She Wants To Be?'' 438 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,340 And you like smacked me in the face 439 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,004 and made me change the name? 440 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:04,872 - No. 441 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,782 - Really? 442 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:07,976 - Oh, look at yourface. 443 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,518 Of course l do. 444 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,019 Do you remember when l made you that mix tape 445 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,688 of break up songs and then Matt broke it 446 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,623 and you really upset so then you made me a mix tape 447 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:17,591 of all ironic songs. 448 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,094 - lronic songs, yeah. 449 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,524 Gee, but Matt always made it about him. 450 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,863 - l know, l can't believe he got someone to marry him. 451 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,561 - Everybody we know got married. 452 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,137 Everyone. - l know. 453 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,442 Not you. 454 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:31,938 Good job. 455 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:33,672 - Cheers. 456 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,904 Yeah. 457 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,378 l get it at least, l mean who knows, right? 458 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,107 Are you, wait, are you married? 459 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,144 - Nope. 460 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,451 - Oh. 461 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,486 lnteresting. 462 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,559 What do you do for fun? 463 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,388 - Oh, l do nothing for fun. 464 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,392 -Ah, stop. 465 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:52,427 - l used to be fun. 466 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,462 - Hell yeah. 467 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,395 You were so fun. 468 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,070 What did we used to do for fun? 469 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,836 (upbeat punk rock music) 470 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,145 ? l called in sick to work today 471 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,076 ? And stayed in bed 'til noon 472 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,148 ? And now l just don't care what's going on 473 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,614 ? Outside this room 474 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,484 ? Things aren't getting better 475 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,091 ? My future's not too bright 476 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:25,521 ? Fuck the world, l'm hanging out with you tonight 477 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,193 You remember when we paid Thom, with an H, 478 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,435 we paid him 40 bucks to get us fake lDs 479 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,732 so we could go to watch The Descendants. 480 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,877 Then we show up and-- -And it was an all ages show. 481 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,538 (laughing) l remember. 482 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,843 - [Charlie] Do you remember the Fireman's Party-- 483 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,850 - [Hannah] You stayed after school waiting for me. 484 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,014 - [Charlie] Oh your dad had to come bail us out. 485 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,216 - [Hannah] Do you remember the time we skipped 486 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,788 Spanish finals to drive to Spring Fest? 487 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,759 l never thought at the time we were doing anything 488 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,523 worth remembering. 489 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,165 - Ching Shih, my love. 490 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,763 - Ching Shih, baby. 491 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,460 - No. 492 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:06,501 Oh my god. 493 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,004 - Chuckie, they're so pretty. 494 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,543 ? l'm really going nowhere 495 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,201 ? l hate this shitty life 496 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:18,641 ? Fuck the world, l'm hanging out with you tonight 497 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,248 ? Whoa oh oh oh oh 498 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,988 ? Whoa oh oh oh 499 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,560 Play me something, Charlie. 500 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,591 - Oh, yes, ma'am. 501 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,558 lt would be my pleasure. 502 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,131 ? Hannah, don't be lonely, even if you want me 503 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,528 ? Hannah, don't be-- 504 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,226 -You can't try on clothes in the store. 505 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,263 No, hey. 506 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,071 You've gotta pay forthat dress. 507 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,505 ? Whoa oh oh oh 508 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,668 ? Whoa oh oh oh 509 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,837 ? Whoa oh oh oh 510 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,916 ? Fuck the world l'm hanging out with you tonight 511 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,521 ? Fuck the world l'm hanging out with you tonight 512 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,589 ? Fuck the world l'm hanging out 513 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,782 - Thank you. 514 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,187 Oh, Chuckie, no. 515 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,565 - l just always-- - l know. 516 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,828 -Yeah, sorry, it's silly. 517 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,269 l gotta a little, 518 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,640 that's what it is. 519 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,967 - Oh fuck it. 520 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,779 ? Whoo hoo ooo ooo 521 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,779 ? Whoo hoo ooo ooo 522 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:30,979 - Dude! 523 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,590 Successfully out of the friend zone. 524 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,691 What? 525 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,258 (laughing) 526 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:43,563 Let's... 527 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,636 Let's do it. 528 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,635 -Whoa. (laughing) 529 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,274 - No. - l'm not that kind of girl. 530 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,668 - No, let's get married. -What? 531 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,745 - l'm dead serious. 532 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,108 Dude, 533 00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:57,941 look at you. 534 00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,606 l mean, l get it. 535 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,218 No, no, l get it. 536 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,183 We're both over 30, right? 537 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,652 We're both single. 538 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,188 Remember how we made that promise? 539 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:09,623 -Yeah, but Charlie, every kid in the 90s made that promise. 540 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:13,060 -Yeah, but we can keep it, Hannah. 541 00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:14,630 (laughing) 542 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,062 - Listen, the only reason why we didn't get together 543 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,667 was because you were with that douche, Dougie. 544 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,701 - That's not true, Chuckie. 545 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,600 l liked us as friends. 546 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:24,933 - Hannah, we can do this. 547 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,601 We can do this better than anybody can. 548 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,247 l missed you, like crazy, and l didn't even realize it 549 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:32,144 until l saw you today. 550 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,615 We can be like this, just like this forever. 551 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,016 Are you happy? 552 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,919 ls this not happy? 553 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,354 When's the last time you were happy? 554 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,251 (laughing) You wanna do it? 555 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,793 You wanna do it? 556 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:46,624 Come on, be my wife. 557 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:47,662 -Yeah. -Yeah? 558 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,697 Sweet! 559 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:49,697 Are you serious? 560 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,927 Fuck yeah. (laughing) 561 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:52,798 Let's do it. 562 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,029 -We should do this now. 563 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,332 - l would, yeah. 564 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,674 - Marty, Marty Galvez. 565 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,070 - Marty Galvez-- -Justice of the Peace. 566 00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,972 l know where he lives. 567 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,278 - What the fuck, you guys? 568 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,211 - We wanna get married, dude. 569 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,078 Marry us. 570 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:07,240 - Here, take these. 571 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,353 - Oh thank you so much. - Thank you. 572 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,018 - l always wanted a towel. - She's so nice. 573 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,121 - Right? 574 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,723 l command you to marry us. 575 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:14,415 No, just kidding, but seriously. 576 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:15,725 ? Love 577 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,725 ? True love 578 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:18,726 - Have you seen that movie? 579 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:19,829 - Oh l love that movie. 580 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,056 - [Hannah] l love that movie. 581 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,097 - [Charlie] ''So you're prepared to die.'' 582 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:23,256 l did the voice. 583 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,333 - [Marty] How drunk are you guys? 584 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:25,226 - Six fingered man. -Yeah. 585 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,201 - Don't be rude. - Stop it. 586 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:31,206 - l am slightly drunk. (laughing) 587 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,274 - Marty. 588 00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,741 Don't be mad. 589 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:34,742 -You get truthful when you're drunk. 590 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:35,379 l made him mad. 591 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,372 - [Charlie] l know. 592 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:37,442 Hey, are you mad? 593 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:39,147 - [Hannah] Your wife is so pretty. 594 00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:40,215 - l look okay? 595 00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:42,751 -You're really pretty. - Thank you. 596 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,185 - Okay, let's get this over with. 597 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,016 -Alright, cool. 598 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,419 Let's do it. 599 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:48,259 Come on. 600 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,860 - Fuck it, okay. 601 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,054 Charlie Cates, do you take Hannah Beckerto be your wife? 602 00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:54,391 -Yeah. 603 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:55,232 Oh yeah. 604 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,094 - Oh. 605 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,895 - lt's ''l do.'' 606 00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,696 - Oh, l'm sorry. 607 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:00,701 l do. 608 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,169 -Alright. 609 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,900 Hannah Becker, do you take Charlie Cates to be your husband? 610 00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:07,408 -Yes, l do. - Oh, you got me! 611 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:08,245 l was like, ''What?'' 612 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,072 - Cool. 613 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:10,145 Alright, you can kiss. 614 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,715 (gasping) - Uh oh. 615 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:13,942 (kissing) 616 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,486 (yelling) -We got married! 617 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:18,413 -Alright, great. 618 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:19,415 Break it up you alley cats. 619 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,190 Hey, hey, alright, look, look. 620 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,089 So look, just fill out this form. 621 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:26,059 l'll certify you both in the morning. 622 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:27,357 Now will you please leave? 623 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:28,260 -Yes. 624 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:30,392 -Alright, Chuckie. 625 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:31,758 - [Charlie] Love you buddy. 626 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,131 - Babe, they're drunk, we can't let them drive. 627 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,865 - Oh my god, we're drunk, you can't let you drive. 628 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,133 -We can't let 'em on any of the furniture, 629 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,867 they're soaking wet. 630 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:48,816 (birds chirping) (slow music) 631 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:55,860 - Hi. 632 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,089 (slow music) 633 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:00,793 -Yeah. 634 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,928 (laughing) 635 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:11,809 - Christopher. 636 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,001 Come eat your breakfast. 637 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:13,906 - Okay. 638 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:19,315 (quirky instrumental music) 639 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:24,251 - [Charlie] Um, thank you for... 640 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,413 - lt's a very nice house. 641 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:31,020 (quirky instrumental music) 642 00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:37,363 Nice out. 643 00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:39,299 Oh there it is. 644 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,234 - Oh, nice parking job, honey. 645 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:44,898 - l'm glad l didn't hurt anyone last night. 646 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,345 - [Hannah] Ah, keys. 647 00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:51,914 - [Charlie] Sweet. 648 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,917 - Okay. 649 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:57,918 (car engine turning) 650 00:25:58,089 --> 00:25:58,885 Seatbelt. 651 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,547 - [Charlie] Got it. 652 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,225 - [Hannah] Can we go? 653 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,054 - [Charlie] Let's go. 654 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:04,923 -Alright. 655 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,959 (slow percussion music) 656 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,040 - [Charlie] Just married! 657 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:19,938 Yeah! 658 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,485 - So, this was both your idea? 659 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:29,415 -Yeah. -Yeah. 660 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,556 l asked and she said yes. 661 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:32,514 - [Hannah] l said yes. 662 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,620 - [Charlie] Yeah, awesome. 663 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,553 - Marriage is a lot of work. 664 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,089 - l know that mama. 665 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,891 - [Matt] Do you? 666 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:44,467 - Oh my gosh, l couldn't be happier for the two of you. 667 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,864 - Thank you, mom. 668 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:47,561 Finally some positivity. 669 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,429 - So you're moving, right? 670 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,007 -Yes, l am moving out. 671 00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:52,302 -Where are you gonna live? 672 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:53,910 - Uh, we're not sure yet. 673 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,569 -Well l thought maybe my place in LA. 674 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:56,914 ls that cool? 675 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:58,879 -Yeah. 676 00:26:59,050 --> 00:26:59,414 - [Grace] That's perfect. 677 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:00,915 -Yeah, LA. 678 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,519 And l also thought we could drive together. 679 00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,279 Have a little road trip. 680 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,889 - Do you have a car here? 681 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:06,955 - No, it's in LA, but you- 682 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,093 - Oh l share a car with Claire, so. 683 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,057 -Yeah, her engine blew up because she didn't 684 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:13,459 put enough oil in it. 685 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,065 - That's not actually what happened, mom. 686 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:15,892 - lt is. 687 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:17,932 Cookies, everybody. 688 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,071 (all chattering) 689 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,672 - Charlie how could you possibly-- 690 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:23,507 -What are you gonna do? 691 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,074 The Lyft thing? 692 00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:28,679 -You were gonna be star, what happened to all the videos? 693 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:29,911 - Do you want this? 694 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,639 ls this what you want? 695 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:32,984 (all chattering) 696 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,448 - Guys, guys. 697 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:35,381 Stop it. 698 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:37,487 Stop it right now, stop it! 699 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,520 Stop it! 700 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:39,554 Listen. 701 00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:40,691 This is a good thing. 702 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:41,616 l did it. 703 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:42,687 l did this thing. 704 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:44,653 - Technically, we did it. 705 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,657 - l'm so sorry, yes, we. 706 00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:50,001 - lt's okay, l understand, it's a newthing. 707 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,032 Right, we get to say we now. 708 00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:52,066 -Yeah. -We're a we. 709 00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:53,636 -We're a we. 710 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:54,972 Yeah, and we're happy. 711 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,631 So, you guys be happy, alright? 712 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,348 (slow quirky music) 713 00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:09,010 (tape deck rattling) 714 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:13,380 (slow, quirky music) 715 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:19,025 Welcome to LA, my love. 716 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,664 Let me get us a ride. 717 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:25,531 Bruce! 718 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:29,735 (slow quirky music) 719 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:42,981 (slow acoustic music) 720 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:44,018 We're in here. 721 00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,516 Oh, we should do the, 722 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:49,990 we're married, l should- 723 00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,594 - Oh, oh, oh god, okay. 724 00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,663 -Yeah, do you wanna try it? 725 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,023 Oh, l think l-- - Let's not. 726 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,293 - lt's really stupid. 727 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:58,697 Because l haven't been working on my arms lately. 728 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,128 Alright, cool. 729 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,699 Welcome. 730 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,008 Alright, welcome to your house. 731 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:06,700 l'm sorry it's such a mess. 732 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:10,013 l wasn't expecting a wife, you know?. 733 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:14,284 Welcome. (kissing) 734 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:15,646 Um, 735 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,515 what do you think? 736 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:18,417 Huh? 737 00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:20,520 - Hey. 738 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,250 Do you wanna go to the beach? 739 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,088 - Like the actual beach? 740 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,320 - [Hannah] Yeah, first time in LA, 741 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,759 isn't that the first thing you do? 742 00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:30,033 - Um, no, it's like 20 miles away. 743 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:31,600 l've never actually been to the beach here. 744 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,429 - Oh my god, really? 745 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,366 Why? 746 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:34,562 - lt's freezing, dude. 747 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:37,037 Like, you need a wet suit if you wanna go in. 748 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,232 Hell no. 749 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,071 - They didn't wear wet suits on Baywatch. 750 00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:44,181 - That show was shot in Hawaii, so. 751 00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:45,077 Yeah. 752 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:47,607 - Hey. 753 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,083 - [Charlie] Yeah? 754 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,085 - Remember that New Years that we didn't 755 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:52,689 have any plans and hated everyone else's 756 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:54,449 so we drove four hours to the beach 757 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,151 and went skinny dipping and got arrested? 758 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:58,693 -Yeah. 759 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,491 That was actually the last time l went to the beach. 760 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:02,792 You wanna go again? 761 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:06,365 - Good morrow, Charles, and congratulations to me. 762 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,631 lt is official, l am a licensed minister, 763 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,796 itjust came in the mail. 764 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:11,767 Best 20 bucks l've spent since l got those 765 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,077 As Seen on TV furniture coasters. 766 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,371 -Ah, sweet. 767 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,605 Oh, oh Hannah. 768 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:22,117 This is my room mate, Bruce, and this is my wife, Hannah. 769 00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,219 - Hi. 770 00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:24,480 - 'Sup? 771 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,623 -Yeah. 772 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:26,779 What are you doing today, buddy? 773 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:27,647 - Big day. 774 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,225 Big, big, big day. 775 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:33,856 - [Charlie] He's so good on that thing. 776 00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:35,164 l got it, l got it. 777 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,800 - [Bruce] You got it? 778 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:38,792 This was great. 779 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,102 - Ciao. 780 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:42,733 He's great. 781 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:45,102 So, you wanna come chill? 782 00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:48,339 - How many bedrooms is this? 783 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,105 - Oh, just the one. 784 00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,771 Oh, okay, but l have the bedroom area 785 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,584 and Bruce, he's got the living room area. 786 00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:57,186 We're kind of in his space right now, but, 787 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,687 this is awesome, you know?. 788 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,656 l get to live with my best friend and my wife 789 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:04,488 in the same place. 790 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,289 l always hoped that that would be possible 791 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:08,864 but l didn't know if that could work out you know? 792 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:09,859 Thank you, honey. 793 00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:11,202 -Yeah. 794 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,496 (chuckling) 795 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,195 Hey. 796 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,136 You wanna go to a restaurant, get some food or somethin'? 797 00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:18,605 -Yeah. 798 00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:20,869 We should, l mean, what type of food do you like? 799 00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:22,611 -Whatever. 800 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:26,216 -Alright, well, uh, what do you feel for like right now?. 801 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,181 -Anything, l'm easy. 802 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:31,151 - Cool, but do you see how, like it would 803 00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:32,584 be really helpful to me if you were 804 00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:33,587 a little more specific? 805 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:34,816 Just for-- 806 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:36,285 -We always ended up somewhere nonspecific 807 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:38,588 and had a good time, right? 808 00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:40,358 -Yeah. 809 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:41,259 Yeah. 810 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:44,662 Let's go. 811 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:45,768 - Don't be mad. 812 00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:46,733 - l'm not mad. 813 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,897 lt's the best day of my life. 814 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:50,934 After you, madame. 815 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:51,866 No, no, please allow me. 816 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,177 - [Hannah] Oh thank you. 817 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:57,512 Shit. 818 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:58,808 - [Charlie] What? 819 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,213 - l forgot to tell them no tomatoes on my salad. 820 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,250 - Oh, shit. 821 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,911 Um, you don't like tomatoes? 822 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,917 - No, l'm like allergic, deathly. 823 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:08,224 You don't remember? 824 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:08,859 - Really? 825 00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:09,955 No. 826 00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:12,728 No, but l do remember yourfavorite food. 827 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:13,625 Nachos. 828 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,465 Husband points for me. 829 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:18,363 -Yeah, it used to be. 830 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:22,803 (Charlie mumbling) 831 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,942 Hey, let's do like a getting to know you exercise. 832 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:26,470 Give me your phone. 833 00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:27,474 - Straight for the phone, madame? 834 00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:28,669 - l won't look at texts. 835 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:29,972 l just wanna see your Google history. 836 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:31,212 -Alright. 837 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:31,939 Um. 838 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,251 - l promise. - Okay, go ahead. 839 00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:34,885 l trust you. 840 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:35,776 - Okay. 841 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,216 Let's see. 842 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,686 What have you been searching? 843 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:45,260 ''How to pass the California smog test?'' 844 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:47,455 Okay. 845 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,691 ''Celebrities who've had late in life success.'' 846 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:50,891 - Okay. 847 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:52,566 - ''People who achieve success over 30.'' 848 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:53,533 l sense a theme. 849 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,969 Stan Lee was 39 when he-- 850 00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:57,672 -Yeah. 851 00:32:57,842 --> 00:33:00,003 There's still hope for me, huh? 852 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,310 (laughing) 853 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,343 Alright, pass it over. 854 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:03,241 Let me see yours. 855 00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:04,346 - No. 856 00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:07,613 - No? 857 00:33:10,388 --> 00:33:12,879 Fine, l don't need to see it. 858 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:14,957 Ask me another question. 859 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,329 -When's the last time you had sex? 860 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:21,021 - Oh. 861 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,528 You really wanna know?. 862 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:24,861 - [Hannah] Mhm. 863 00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:25,832 - Oh, okay. 864 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:29,798 Two weeks ago? 865 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:37,839 -You don't wanna ask me when the last time 866 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:38,983 l had sex was? 867 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,874 -Absolutely not. 868 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:41,814 - Okay. - Okay? 869 00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:42,645 No. 870 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,287 Please don't tell me. 871 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,013 Let me ask you something. 872 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:46,914 Let's see. 873 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,017 What do you wanna do for work? 874 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:51,657 - l don't really know. 875 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:54,593 l used to be in pharmaceutical sales, but, now, 876 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,630 it's not what l wanna- 877 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,994 Why are you laughing? 878 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,494 - Um, 879 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,068 nothing it's just, 880 00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,372 every like hot girl in my college 881 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,507 studied pharmaceutical sales 882 00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:06,404 if she wanted to marry a doctor, you know?. 883 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:07,009 - Oh. 884 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,072 -Alright. 885 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:09,344 - [Hannah] Thank you. 886 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:11,448 - So for sauces we have lemon aioli, 887 00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:12,674 mesquite barbecue-- 888 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:13,942 - Oh my god, you're gonna have to roll me 889 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:17,019 out on a stretcher with these fries. 890 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,049 -And jalapeno mustard. 891 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:22,354 -Actually, make that two stretchers please. 892 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,552 'Cause, you know, we're married now, so l wanna, 893 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,593 l wanna roll out with her. 894 00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:28,323 We roll deep, l would say. 895 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,523 - [Waiter] Okay. 896 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,361 - [Charlie] Bon appetit, my love. 897 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:35,870 - Oh, anyway, l do have a lot of savings so l just 898 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,771 thought l'd skate for a while and see what happens. 899 00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:43,641 - Would you like to like, just run off to Mexico? 900 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:45,339 - [Hannah] What? 901 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:47,381 - No, look, we could like live on a beach and sell things. 902 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:49,486 - Um, why Mexico? 903 00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:51,986 -Well, l mean you speak Spanish and l kind of-- 904 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:53,783 - l don't speak Spanish. 905 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,392 Why would l speak Spanish? 906 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:58,791 - But you lived in Spain for like two years. 907 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:01,454 -Yeah but everyone there speaks English too. 908 00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:02,997 - Like for a second l thought that you would 909 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,362 be too busy reading The Alchemist to remember 910 00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:07,436 your white privilege but gracias. 911 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,469 - No, totally. 912 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,971 l mean, at least l left the state. 913 00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:12,439 (laughing) 914 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,599 - Did you also go to lndia by any chance? 915 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,803 You know, really find yourself, enlightenment. 916 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,038 - No, l mean, you know, 917 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,677 l had experiences, l made mistakes 918 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:19,908 and then l became a grown up. 919 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,382 And when you do that, you'll also be able 920 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:23,815 to share those things. 921 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:24,750 -Wow. 922 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:27,884 Actually, well played. 923 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:30,152 - Don't worry, l don't want a big ring or anything. 924 00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:31,790 l'm not like that kind of adult. 925 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,396 (laughing) 926 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,156 -Yeah, like a wedding ring? 927 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,058 -Yeah, l mean, to be clear, l do want a ring. 928 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,131 Just not like a big one. 929 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:42,437 -Why would you want? 930 00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:43,699 You hatejewelry. 931 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,103 - People change. 932 00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:49,444 - No they don't, l mean, not really. 933 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,482 -Yeah, actually, they do. 934 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:53,173 But... 935 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,457 -What the hell are you wearing? 936 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:04,720 - My PJs. 937 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:07,456 -Yeah but like, it's our wedding night. 938 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:09,190 You look like you just had a baby. 939 00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:10,625 Like a big one. 940 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:12,428 -Yeah, well you're wearing a t-shirt. 941 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:13,729 -A muscle t-shirt. 942 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:16,032 - l'm not showing you mine until you show me yours. 943 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:16,969 - Oh is that how it works, then? 944 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:18,073 - Mhm. 945 00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:19,038 -Well l got something to show you. 946 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,609 l've been known, come here. 947 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:22,143 Come here, yeah. 948 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,447 Alright, it's a secret, so l gotta tell you-- 949 00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:27,140 (laughing) 950 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,007 Oh hey. 951 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:28,982 - Sorry. 952 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:30,051 Gotta go TT. 953 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:34,720 Hi. 954 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,085 - lt's a one bathroom. 955 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,526 - Sorry, l'll be quick. 956 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,166 - [Hannah] Great. 957 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:44,466 - Right. 958 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,203 - [Bruce] Oh. 959 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:48,095 Hey. 960 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:50,506 Dosey doe my lady. 961 00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:53,200 Clementine. 962 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,478 She makes hemp soap. 963 00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:56,476 -You love that soap. 964 00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:58,137 - l think she could be the one. 965 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:00,040 - Really happy for you dude. 966 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,515 - Oh, there she is. 967 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:02,584 - Hi, nice to meet you. 968 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:03,651 - Nice to, it was nice to meet you. 969 00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:04,845 - Nice to meet you. 970 00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:05,784 - [Bruce] Those PJs, really good PJs. 971 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,822 - Have a good night, thank you. 972 00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:09,016 (laughing) 973 00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:10,057 l'm so sorry. 974 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:10,990 l'm so sorry. 975 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:13,096 - l can't do it, Chuckie. 976 00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,555 - Please don't say that, Hannah. 977 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:16,495 - l can't. 978 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,191 There is no room for me here. 979 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:19,934 -Yeah, but l'll make room. 980 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,971 l'll do it, like, l'll make, 981 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:26,576 just, we gotta give it a shot, you know? 982 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:29,140 l know actually. 983 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,173 You see, there's this rule in life. 984 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:33,710 lt's been that way for generations 985 00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:37,684 that if a man writes you a song you can't leave him. 986 00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:38,947 ? lt was a cold, cold day 987 00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:41,250 ? Cold, cold night 988 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:44,220 ? When Hannah wanted to say good bye 989 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:45,960 ? But l said Hannah don't leave 990 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,222 ? Hannah will you stay 991 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,998 ? 'Cause if you don't, l'll probably wind up gay 992 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:51,259 ? l'm closing off already 993 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,001 ? And that's just fine 994 00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:56,298 ? But l really wanna make you mine 995 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:57,732 ? Not that there's anything wrong with that 996 00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,307 -Alright, alright, you've done enough. 997 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:00,701 You've done enough. 998 00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:02,209 - Oh man, every time. 999 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,137 - [Hannah] Oh yeah. 1000 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:03,939 - [Charlie] Give me some space. 1001 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:04,740 -You're such a nerd. 1002 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:05,540 -Am l, really? 1003 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:06,944 - [Hannah] Yeah. 1004 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,780 Oh, um. 1005 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,547 No, ow. 1006 00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:13,314 Okay, wait. 1007 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,021 No. 1008 00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,160 Sorry. 1009 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:18,852 Sorry, itjust didn't feel good. 1010 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,327 - l though it would feel better. 1011 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:21,164 l should've asked you. 1012 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:22,060 Okay, so, 1013 00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:24,829 we can figure this out. 1014 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:26,333 So what do you like? 1015 00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:27,568 - l'm sorry. 1016 00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:29,672 l know some of this just takes time. 1017 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,738 -Well it wouldn't take time if you just 1018 00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:31,966 tell me what you like. 1019 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,203 l don't care, like, you can tell me anything. 1020 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:36,107 - Okay. 1021 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,579 Well, um, l guess the first thing you need to know 1022 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:43,618 is that l actually don't orgasm any way 1023 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,312 except through oral. 1024 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,954 (chuckling) 1025 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,353 - Oh, l'm sorry. 1026 00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,087 You don't come from sex? 1027 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:56,665 - No, it's actually pretty common. 1028 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:57,892 - No. 1029 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,970 Not for any of my exes it wasn't. 1030 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,936 - Well, like 70�/? of women don't come 1031 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,906 through intercourse, so, that's unlikely. 1032 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:08,204 - l don't know, 'cause that really 1033 00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:11,314 hasn't been my experience, you know?. 1034 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,013 Just mine personally, you know?. 1035 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,209 -Yeah, but l'm saying it probably has been your experience, 1036 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,013 youjust haven't noticed. 1037 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,952 - How can you insult me in bed while you 1038 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,284 haven't even tried me. 1039 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:22,125 - Okay. 1040 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,726 l'm sorry, you're right. 1041 00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:25,794 But you know, you asked. 1042 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:28,723 -You know, l'm sorry. 1043 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:29,957 You know what? 1044 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,635 These things probably do take time, right? 1045 00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:35,203 So let's just try another day. 1046 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:43,006 Just, l'm kind of tired and it's kind of hard to- 1047 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,648 -Yeah, fine, me too. 1048 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:46,646 - So, yeah. 1049 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,253 - Do you really not have a second pillow?. 1050 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,688 - Here, honey. 1051 00:39:58,863 --> 00:39:59,830 - l didn't wanna take-- 1052 00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:02,761 - l'm saying here, alright? 1053 00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:03,695 - Thank you. 1054 00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:04,425 - [Charlie] You're welcome. 1055 00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:05,826 - lt's generous. 1056 00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:10,068 (deep exhale) 1057 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,370 - [Charlie] Good night. 1058 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:16,872 - Do you not have a top sheet? 1059 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,981 - [Charlie] Seriously? 1060 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:22,244 (slow quirky music) 1061 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,980 - Sorry l keep forgetting my toothbrush. 1062 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,124 Are you sure it's okay that l'm using yours? 1063 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,223 -Yeah, no worries. 1064 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:29,120 Go nuts. 1065 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,423 (brushing) 1066 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:38,064 - Hey, why is there only one toothbrush in this bathroom? 1067 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,167 -What do you mean? 1068 00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,429 - l mean, where's Bruce's? 1069 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:45,038 (exclaiming) 1070 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,733 - Oh you got the. 1071 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:49,777 No, just there. 1072 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,708 Why am l doing this? 1073 00:40:57,755 --> 00:40:59,347 Ah, that burns. 1074 00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:02,754 - Charlie, your wife is here. 1075 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:04,485 - Oh yeah, what, hey. - Hey. 1076 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:05,294 Look at this 1077 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,122 - [Charlie] l know. 1078 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:06,956 -You're at work. 1079 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,155 -Yeah. - Hi. 1080 00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:09,094 This is great. 1081 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,893 -Yeah, it's a gym, you know. 1082 00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:12,092 What are you doing here? 1083 00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:13,793 - Oh, l just needed to run errands 1084 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:14,801 and l don't have a car. 1085 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:15,461 Can l borrow yours? 1086 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,364 - Oh yeah, sure. - Great. 1087 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:19,133 - lt's out there. - Great. 1088 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,868 - Um, shit, you know what? 1089 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,376 Yeah. 1090 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:25,413 You could join the gym and l could personal train you. 1091 00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:27,444 We can do, like, couples do things. 1092 00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,013 - Oh, l'm, uh, maybe tomorrow?. 1093 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:32,784 -Yeah, yeah, anothertime. 1094 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:34,015 -After, when l get settled. 1095 00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:36,216 - The thing, okay, cool. 1096 00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:37,257 (kissing) 1097 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:38,087 - [Hannah] Okay, buh bye. 1098 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:38,990 - Bye ya. 1099 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:42,456 -Your wife? 1100 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,357 -Yeah. -You got married? 1101 00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:48,369 -Yeah, it's actually a super long story. 1102 00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:49,836 lt's actually not very long at all. 1103 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,532 l got married, and that's my wife. 1104 00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,812 No, no, dude. 1105 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,413 We were just casual. 1106 00:41:57,581 --> 00:41:58,775 We never had the talk. 1107 00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:00,007 -Yo, you got married? 1108 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,845 -You got married? 1109 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,111 - Good luck with that, bro. 1110 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:04,481 -Yeah, good luck with that, bro. 1111 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:05,822 -Alright, thanks guys. 1112 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:06,786 - [Logan] Get her car man. 1113 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:08,322 And her own bathroom. 1114 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,483 - [Man] And tell her when she wakes up in the morning 1115 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,522 without makeup, she's beautiful. 1116 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:13,864 - Great, great, great. 1117 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,521 l'll keep that in mind, guys, thank you. 1118 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,559 - Hey, we try. 1119 00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:22,034 - Um. 1120 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:29,940 (blowing airthrough lips) 1121 00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:32,816 Bruce. 1122 00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:37,884 (upbeat quirky music) 1123 00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:57,369 Um. 1124 00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:03,446 - Can l help you, man? 1125 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:04,581 - Uh, yeah. 1126 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:06,280 Yeah, actually. 1127 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,611 l wanna make a mix tape for a lady. 1128 00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,283 -A playlist? 1129 00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,319 - No, no, dude, like l wanna take an actual cassette 1130 00:43:12,489 --> 00:43:14,457 and put a bunch of like old punk bands on it. 1131 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,957 Like, l wanna take the CD and the CD player 1132 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,594 and then just burn it into a tape. 1133 00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:19,588 Remember how we used to do that? 1134 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:20,896 That was sick. 1135 00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:23,431 - Cassette tapes and CDs are done, bro. 1136 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,568 -Yeah. 1137 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,062 Yeah, but you sell records. 1138 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,070 - This is how we do it here, man. 1139 00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:32,606 lf you wanna live in the past, you have to live 1140 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:36,003 past-erthan what you're looking for. 1141 00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:39,949 (slow music) 1142 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:43,143 (upbeat quirky music) 1143 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,548 - Um, excuse me. 1144 00:43:46,156 --> 00:43:47,123 Um, sorry. 1145 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,316 Hello, no, no, no. 1146 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:50,187 - [Hannah] Hey, Chuckie. 1147 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,259 - Hey. 1148 00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:52,918 What's with all the stuff? 1149 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:54,496 - My stuff, my mom sent a bunch of my stuff 1150 00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,394 and furniture and... 1151 00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:58,967 -Yeah, but l already have a bed. 1152 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:00,501 ln my bedroom. 1153 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:02,901 -Yeah, but l do, too, and it's super comfy, l promise. 1154 00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,007 -Yeah, okay, whatever. 1155 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:06,608 We'll figure it out, right? 1156 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,137 Oh there's a bicycle, too. 1157 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:08,971 Sweet. 1158 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:09,612 - Hey, excuse me. 1159 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,675 Can you, um, maybe here? 1160 00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:16,613 l don't think we should have a TV in our bedroom. 1161 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,955 - But l like TV. 1162 00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:20,590 l've always had a TV in my bedroom. 1163 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,619 -Yeah, but now l'm here. 1164 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,187 We never watch TV together. 1165 00:44:24,361 --> 00:44:25,589 We always had too much fun talking. 1166 00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:28,488 (toilet flushing) 1167 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,230 Hey, Bruce. 1168 00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:32,164 You want that TV? 1169 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,064 -Yep. 1170 00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,098 - No, it's my TV. - lt'll be right outside. 1171 00:44:36,273 --> 00:44:37,365 - Catya? 1172 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:39,236 - He doesn't need two TVs out there. 1173 00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:40,434 -Yes, babe? 1174 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:41,475 - [Bruce] Give me a hand with this TV, babe. 1175 00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:43,044 - Sure. 1176 00:44:43,213 --> 00:44:44,271 Hi, l'm Catya. 1177 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,348 - Hi, Catya. 1178 00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:52,682 - Can you watch out with the, the right leg. 1179 00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:53,614 Thank you. 1180 00:44:53,991 --> 00:44:54,650 - [Catya] Nice to meet you guys. 1181 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,721 - [Bruce] l think she may be the one. 1182 00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:05,030 - Right, l'm gonna go to the coffee shop real quick. 1183 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,170 -Are they even open this late? 1184 00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:10,272 - [Charlie] Yeah, 'til midnight. 1185 00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,672 (upbeat acoustic music) 1186 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:21,345 - Hey. 1187 00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:22,177 What's up? 1188 00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:24,013 - Oh hey. 1189 00:45:24,188 --> 00:45:25,052 - [Hannah] What cha been doin'? 1190 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,553 (exhaling) - Big day. 1191 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,284 Big, big, big huge day. 1192 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,324 Huge day. 1193 00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:33,622 (exhaling) Big day. 1194 00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:35,025 What are you up to in my room? 1195 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:37,190 - Oh, yeah, oh, l keep forgetting. 1196 00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:38,197 l'm sorry. 1197 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:39,699 Here. 1198 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:43,267 - [Bruce] Oh, no problemo, me quarto es su quarto. 1199 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:47,533 How was your dia? 1200 00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:49,008 - [Hannah] Uh, good. 1201 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:49,702 Yeah, really good. 1202 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,012 Just 1203 00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:52,706 hangin'. 1204 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:57,282 (upbeat percussion music) 1205 00:45:58,722 --> 00:45:59,746 - Do you want me to throw anything in foryou? 1206 00:46:00,124 --> 00:46:02,092 - No, l'm good. 1207 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,387 (upbeat percussion music) 1208 00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:10,064 Hey, l meant to say something. 1209 00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:12,725 You guys don't have any dishes or anything. 1210 00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:14,092 -Yeah. 1211 00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,671 So we don't have to do dishes. 1212 00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:18,604 - Cool. 1213 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,107 What is that, by the way? 1214 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:20,800 - Dinner. 1215 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:23,572 Are you hungry? 1216 00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:25,044 - That's okay, thank you. 1217 00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:25,738 - Cool. 1218 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:30,711 - So yeah, l was gonna go out. 1219 00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:33,318 l got some stuff to do. 1220 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:34,479 So, 1221 00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:36,523 l will leave you alone. 1222 00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:47,103 (slow quirky music) 1223 00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:51,806 - [Charlie] Bam. 1224 00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:53,074 Burrito time. 1225 00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:53,834 - [Bruce] Hey, we're back. 1226 00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:55,269 - [Charlie] Heyo, hey man. 1227 00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:56,742 You want a burrito? 1228 00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:57,842 - Eh, l'm good. 1229 00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:03,619 -Whose dog is this? 1230 00:47:03,787 --> 00:47:07,223 Your bird, l picked him up at the park today. 1231 00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:09,120 - Like to stay with us? 1232 00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:09,850 No. 1233 00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:11,285 Dude, we can't have a dog, man. 1234 00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,656 We literally, the rules, we can't have a dog. 1235 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,128 - Charles, we were never gonna get 1236 00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:17,494 our security deposit back anyway. 1237 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,192 Now we've got a dog. 1238 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,200 - l don't want a dog. 1239 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,237 (quirky music) 1240 00:47:33,283 --> 00:47:34,181 - [Hannah] Hey, Chuckie. 1241 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,716 - [Matt] What's up, bro? 1242 00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:36,648 - Bicycle. 1243 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:38,185 - Look who came to visit. 1244 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:38,821 -Yeah. 1245 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,656 Pfft. 1246 00:47:40,824 --> 00:47:42,121 (laughing) 1247 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:43,281 - Oh hey man. 1248 00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:47,860 Where's the little, Eleanor? 1249 00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:51,563 - Oh, she's got a couple conferences. 1250 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:52,463 Road trip. 1251 00:47:56,173 --> 00:47:59,438 - Man, l love you but it's kind of not a lot 1252 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:00,838 of space in there right now. 1253 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,235 -Yeah. 1254 00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:03,709 - The place is not really baby proof either. 1255 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,906 lt's actually really, really unsafe for a child. 1256 00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:07,375 -You know, 1257 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,213 studies showthat most men don't like their wives 1258 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:13,720 and most wives don't like their babies. 1259 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,756 Food for thought. 1260 00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:17,894 (plucky acoustic music) 1261 00:48:18,262 --> 00:48:19,251 - Thank you. 1262 00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:19,895 l'll trade ya. 1263 00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:21,231 Oops.. 1264 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,262 Alright. 1265 00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:24,161 - [Delivery Man] Thank you. 1266 00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:25,164 - [Charlie] Hey, honey. 1267 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:26,529 - [Hannah] Hi. 1268 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:27,863 - [Charlie] What is this? 1269 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:29,364 - This 1270 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:30,870 l believe 1271 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:31,764 is 1272 00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:34,804 dishes. 1273 00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:37,173 - No, you have to put these away. 1274 00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:38,314 You can't let Bruce see it, just. 1275 00:48:38,482 --> 00:48:40,177 Just, whoa. 1276 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:41,715 - [Hannah] l'll put 'em away in the kitchen. 1277 00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:42,544 - [Charlie] Just put 'em back in. 1278 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:43,879 - [Hannah] Okay. 1279 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:47,519 (plucky acoustic music) 1280 00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:48,885 - Dishes. 1281 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:49,953 - lt wasn't, 1282 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,626 it wasn't my-- 1283 00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:53,558 - l'm gonna put them in the kitchen 1284 00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:54,924 and start to put them away. 1285 00:48:55,299 --> 00:48:56,231 Nope, l got it. -You got it? 1286 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:56,923 Okay. 1287 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,334 That just, 1288 00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:01,971 honey, don't show everybody the guns. 1289 00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:04,899 Um, here, let mejust, here, l got this. 1290 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:05,764 Alright. 1291 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:08,509 - lt's heavy, right? 1292 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:09,338 lt's not just me. 1293 00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:09,979 - No. 1294 00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:11,211 - [Hannah] Alright. 1295 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:12,439 - Go ahead. 1296 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,481 - Can you unpack? 1297 00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:15,413 Oh. 1298 00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:17,712 - [Charlie] Are you serious? 1299 00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:22,325 - [Bruce] Woo. 1300 00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:23,720 - Hey. 1301 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,920 l didn't ask last time, but why? 1302 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,662 Why do you do that? 1303 00:49:28,832 --> 00:49:30,595 - lt freezes the bacteria so my clothes don't smell. 1304 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:32,792 -You still have to wash them sometimes, man. 1305 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,301 - [Bruce] Nonsense. 1306 00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:35,768 - That's awesome. 1307 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:42,310 - Can you help me? 1308 00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:45,246 What are you doing? 1309 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:46,279 Don't do that. 1310 00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:47,417 Don't do that. 1311 00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:49,313 - [Matt] Keep it open. 1312 00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:55,723 (plucky acoustic music) 1313 00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:58,292 - l'm just gonna unpack these. 1314 00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:02,661 (plucky acoustic music) 1315 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,296 - [Hannah] Good night everyone. 1316 00:50:09,606 --> 00:50:14,305 (dog barking) (baby crying) 1317 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:15,502 -Where are you going? 1318 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:19,445 - l forgot something at the coffee shop. 1319 00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:23,677 (baby crying) (plucky acoustic music) 1320 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:29,348 - Golfing with Bruce the First in the morning, you down? 1321 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:30,993 - Hell yeah. 1322 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,828 - Good, good. 1323 00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:36,955 - Hey, so you haven't said anything about my lady. 1324 00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:38,961 - l'm a minimalist, Charles, you know this. 1325 00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:40,030 - Right, but it's a pretty big deal 1326 00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:41,336 that l have a girl here. 1327 00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:42,995 -Yes, but l do not believe in marriage. 1328 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:44,533 Only divorce. 1329 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,766 - Right, but what does either thing 1330 00:50:45,942 --> 00:50:48,433 have to do with being a minimalist? 1331 00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:51,978 -You see it matters not how one comes to own 1332 00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:55,341 next to nothing, only that one gets there. 1333 00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:56,986 Hot Soup, Tyler Chen. 1334 00:50:58,522 --> 00:50:59,580 -And that's it. 1335 00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,689 Dude, but l married my best friend. 1336 00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:04,952 Like isn't that what people want to do with their lives? 1337 00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:07,028 -You did not marry your best friend. 1338 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:08,421 lt's impossible that every married person 1339 00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:09,656 is married to their best friend. 1340 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,994 Case in point, l am your best friend, not her. 1341 00:51:12,369 --> 00:51:14,428 Besides, have you looked at your bird's book collection? 1342 00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:15,434 She has all the Bukowskis man. 1343 00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:16,367 -All of 'em. 1344 00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:17,370 Yeah, l love that about her. 1345 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,530 - Not a good thing. 1346 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:19,675 You should know better than to get involved 1347 00:51:19,843 --> 00:51:21,834 with a girl who's too into Bukowski. 1348 00:51:25,048 --> 00:51:25,810 - Hey guys. 1349 00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:26,710 - Oh, hey. 1350 00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:28,777 - Hey, where's Barry? 1351 00:51:28,952 --> 00:51:31,352 - Built her a crib. 1352 00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:33,386 (baby babbling) 1353 00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:34,023 - Oh. 1354 00:51:34,391 --> 00:51:35,517 - Hey, um, Chuckie. 1355 00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,717 Wanna come talk to me in the bedroom for a second? 1356 00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:38,553 - Right now?. 1357 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:39,422 Okay. 1358 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,722 - Don't, don't. - Sorry. 1359 00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:41,659 - Don't. - l'm sorry. 1360 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:42,594 - 'Cause we're in the middle. 1361 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:43,460 - [Charlie] l know, but, sorry. 1362 00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:44,099 - [Hannah] Sorry, Bruce. 1363 00:51:44,468 --> 00:51:45,127 - [Charlie] Wife. 1364 00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:45,968 l have a wife. 1365 00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:47,125 (deep exhale) 1366 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:48,027 Alright. 1367 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:51,529 l see a bow. 1368 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:52,436 - Mhm. 1369 00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:55,573 -What? 1370 00:51:57,013 --> 00:51:58,446 Oh wow 1371 00:51:58,615 --> 00:51:59,707 - l, 1372 00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:01,043 l know you're a little short on cash, 1373 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:03,943 so l thought l could help you out. 1374 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,055 You could also teach me how to play guitar. 1375 00:52:06,423 --> 00:52:08,050 l could pay you forthat. 1376 00:52:08,425 --> 00:52:09,653 l've always wanted to learn. 1377 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:11,157 -You'd want to give me money to? 1378 00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:12,460 -Yeah. 1379 00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:14,086 What do you think? 1380 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,021 -Well thank you, yeah. 1381 00:52:15,198 --> 00:52:17,063 No, it's, really thoughtful. 1382 00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:17,900 - Oh, one more. 1383 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:18,727 There you go. 1384 00:52:18,902 --> 00:52:19,891 -You got it? 1385 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:21,733 Oh, cool. 1386 00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:25,538 (strumming) 1387 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:26,835 Thank you. 1388 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,807 -You're welcome. 1389 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:29,707 Hey. 1390 00:52:31,214 --> 00:52:32,078 (kissing) 1391 00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:33,074 l love you. 1392 00:52:35,051 --> 00:52:36,518 You don't have to say that right now. 1393 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:40,087 l just, you know, say it when you feel it. 1394 00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:46,086 - Thank-- - Thank you's fine. 1395 00:52:46,463 --> 00:52:47,828 (chuckling) 1396 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,489 -You know, sir, Hannah's the first girl l ever loved. 1397 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:51,929 And now she's back in my life. 1398 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:54,195 Which l think says something about her. 1399 00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:55,936 - Or not much but all the girls you've 1400 00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,437 gotten to know since. 1401 00:52:57,607 --> 00:52:59,768 - No, no, no, no we used to stand for something. 1402 00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:00,671 Nice shot. 1403 00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,207 We rebelled against the establishment. 1404 00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,514 -You know, you kids had to invent things to rebel against 1405 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,513 'cause you had too much time on your hands. 1406 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:09,879 -And the baton continues to be passed, gramps. 1407 00:53:10,053 --> 00:53:11,782 Kids today will never understand what we had to go through 1408 00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:13,513 just to watch porn. 1409 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,214 - Ooo, the dark ages. 1410 00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:18,117 - My grandparents married because life was 1411 00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:20,190 too unbearable to go it alone. 1412 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:23,032 This notion of love and marriage came from the Renaissance 1413 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,067 back when artists had time and money to sit around 1414 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:29,694 and jerk off and write songs and paint. 1415 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,670 -Ah, history is so cool. 1416 00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:36,210 - [Grandpa] Yeah well you kids are fuckin' it up. 1417 00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:39,014 - [Bruce] Boom goes the dynamite. 1418 00:53:40,617 --> 00:53:42,642 - But, the marijuana has gotten better, 1419 00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:44,013 l'll give you kids that. 1420 00:53:44,187 --> 00:53:45,211 - Thank you. - Oh yeah. 1421 00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:48,820 Yep, you're welcome there, Bruce the First. 1422 00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,227 Do you have any? 1423 00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:52,789 Like right now?. 1424 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:53,622 - [Grandpa] Am l holding? 1425 00:53:53,797 --> 00:53:54,525 No. 1426 00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,864 - That was really nice hanging out with Bruce the First, 1427 00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:00,127 thanks for the invite. 1428 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:01,235 - BTF, love him. 1429 00:54:01,605 --> 00:54:02,128 -Yeah. 1430 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:04,904 - How long ago did his wife pass? 1431 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,043 - The first lady? -Yeah. 1432 00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,136 - Eight years. 1433 00:54:10,313 --> 00:54:11,507 - They were awesome together, huh? 1434 00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:12,807 - Oh, shit. 1435 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,281 Man, they loved the crap out of each other. 1436 00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:17,051 She was pretty hot, too. 1437 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:19,051 You know, for also being my grandma, yeah. 1438 00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:20,086 - That's your grandma you're speaking of. 1439 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,090 - l know, objectively, though. 1440 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,784 lt's been alright since she's been gone, but, 1441 00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:26,292 not quite the same. 1442 00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:28,790 - l don't know man, sometimes it seems nice 1443 00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:30,728 to have a little alone time, you know? 1444 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:32,925 - l don't think when you're that old. 1445 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,298 l don't know, we used to do a really good job 1446 00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:38,038 of growing old together. 1447 00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:41,075 l don't know what we're gonna do now. 1448 00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:42,211 -Well, you-- 1449 00:54:52,188 --> 00:54:53,553 Oh shit, sweet. 1450 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:04,894 Hannah? 1451 00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:06,660 Hannah? - ln here! 1452 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:08,763 - Hey honey. 1453 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:12,203 Oh man, l wish you wouldn't eat in the bed because 1454 00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:13,933 we might get roaches. 1455 00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:15,600 - Okay. 1456 00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:16,939 - How was your day? 1457 00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:18,580 - Good, l actually, l found out that one of my friends 1458 00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:20,841 from college lives here now, so l'm gonna 1459 00:55:21,017 --> 00:55:22,075 see hertomorrow. 1460 00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:24,618 -And somebody's all set up in LA now. 1461 00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:26,312 - [Hannah] Oh yeah. 1462 00:55:26,690 --> 00:55:28,624 - l got you something. 1463 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,020 (gasping) 1464 00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:30,955 What? 1465 00:55:31,127 --> 00:55:34,358 Best husband in the world award. 1466 00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:36,255 l hope you like it. 1467 00:55:36,633 --> 00:55:37,190 - Oh, you're so nice. 1468 00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:38,834 - No, no, whatever. 1469 00:55:41,938 --> 00:55:43,701 - What did you get me? 1470 00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:47,207 -Yoga pants. 1471 00:55:47,377 --> 00:55:48,742 You always were lounging around in your sweat pants 1472 00:55:48,912 --> 00:55:50,209 so l figured these feel snugger 1473 00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:53,349 and a little cuter and, you know. 1474 00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:54,308 Yoga pants. 1475 00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:55,207 - Thanks. 1476 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,911 (kissing) 1477 00:55:58,088 --> 00:55:59,385 - l love you. 1478 00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:01,621 (laughing) 1479 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,258 lt's an amazing day, huh? 1480 00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:04,154 Great day. 1481 00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:07,729 - l cannot believe you're here. 1482 00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:09,387 How's David? 1483 00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:11,666 - We're not really. 1484 00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:12,358 - Got ya. 1485 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,895 You can totally keep that towel set l got you. 1486 00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:16,766 - Thanks. 1487 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,134 That's generous. 1488 00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:20,674 Um, yeah, l'm actually, l'm married to someone 1489 00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:21,708 l went to high school with. 1490 00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,106 l recently remarried. 1491 00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:24,268 - Oh, sweet.. 1492 00:56:25,448 --> 00:56:27,313 You married someone your own age? 1493 00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:28,378 -Yeah, why? 1494 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,753 - This is LA, it's just, that's unusual. 1495 00:56:31,921 --> 00:56:32,979 Just a little bit. 1496 00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:34,680 - lt's just really, really hard to keep up 1497 00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:35,722 unless you're married to someone who's at least 1498 00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:37,257 15 years older than you. 1499 00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:38,655 -Why? 1500 00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:39,795 - Because you look terrible in pictures. 1501 00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:41,260 - lt lasts forever. 1502 00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:43,126 -Well, you do know about the arm thing, though, right? 1503 00:56:43,299 --> 00:56:44,061 - [Hannah] What arm thing? 1504 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,997 -Yeah, well the, the arm thing. 1505 00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:48,330 -Are you not doing that in photos? 1506 00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:49,763 - No, is that? 1507 00:56:50,807 --> 00:56:52,035 - lt's really easy to pick up. 1508 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:52,867 - Thank you. 1509 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:54,066 Ugh. 1510 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,677 l didn't know l was doing it wrong. 1511 00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:57,403 - But we gotta work on those 11's. 1512 00:56:57,781 --> 00:56:58,805 - What's an 11? 1513 00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:00,813 - [Friend] That furrow. 1514 00:57:00,984 --> 00:57:01,450 - Oh, my forehead? 1515 00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:02,842 - No, don't! 1516 00:57:03,019 --> 00:57:04,384 Don't touch yourface. 1517 00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:06,688 - Oh my god, why am l not supposed to touch my face? 1518 00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:08,756 - Never too early to start on that neck. 1519 00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:10,153 - Never, never. 1520 00:57:10,326 --> 00:57:11,725 - So there's something wrong with my neck? 1521 00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:12,759 - No, just the same thing that's wrong 1522 00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,362 with everyone's neck. 1523 00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:15,993 - Well, you know, l'm just to the kind of girl 1524 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,929 who does Botox. 1525 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:19,068 - Why not? 1526 00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:19,963 - [Hannah] My husband would hate it. 1527 00:57:20,136 --> 00:57:21,034 - Oh. 1528 00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:22,171 l doubt that. 1529 00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:24,997 - No, really, he's, 1530 00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:28,207 he did get me yoga pants. 1531 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:29,936 - Oh, exactly. 1532 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:33,014 He's basically asking you to try harder. 1533 00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:34,741 -Wow. 1534 00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:36,146 - But honey. 1535 00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:37,377 Look, don't worry about it. 1536 00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:40,416 lf he can't handle you at your worst-- 1537 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:44,351 - [All] He doesn't deserve you at your best. 1538 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:46,762 - l can't cheers to that. 1539 00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,921 l'm sorry, did you quote Marilyn Monroe? 1540 00:57:49,098 --> 00:57:50,395 -Yeah. 1541 00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:51,825 - Well, don't you think that's part of the problem? 1542 00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:56,028 Like, maybe if she, like, had a man who didn't 1543 00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:59,471 put up with her pill popping, she'd still be alive? 1544 00:57:59,843 --> 00:58:00,775 - No. 1545 00:58:02,879 --> 00:58:06,076 That's a rose colored glasses kind of a thought. 1546 00:58:06,249 --> 00:58:08,843 (chuckling) 1547 00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:10,747 - Honey, what happened? 1548 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,818 What happened? 1549 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:12,852 - l got Botox. 1550 00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:15,849 -You got Botox? -Yeah. 1551 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,483 - Um. 1552 00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:20,523 - My face is ruined. 1553 00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:22,125 - No, it's not bad. 1554 00:58:22,298 --> 00:58:23,492 Ruined is a really strong word. 1555 00:58:23,867 --> 00:58:25,027 Youjust can't laugh. 1556 00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:26,828 Or smile. 1557 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:30,439 But you haven't been much of that anyways, so. 1558 00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:31,330 Hey. 1559 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:34,967 Hey, where's Barry? 1560 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,212 Uh. 1561 00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:45,480 Were you guys smoking weed in here? 1562 00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:46,947 (laughing) 1563 00:58:47,123 --> 00:58:47,817 - [Hannah] Just a little bit. 1564 00:58:47,991 --> 00:58:48,821 -You guys. 1565 00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:54,095 You hot boxed the living room with a baby in it? 1566 00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:58,563 - No, no, no, l pulled her outside. 1567 00:58:58,935 --> 00:58:59,867 l'm sorry. 1568 00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:03,004 -Alright, cool, that's, that's what it takes 1569 00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:03,831 to make you smile. 1570 00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:04,837 That's great. 1571 00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:05,872 That's rich. 1572 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:06,531 - [Hannah] l'm not laughing at you. 1573 00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:07,376 - lt's okay. 1574 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:08,340 - lt was medicinal. 1575 00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:09,170 The Botox-- 1576 00:59:09,345 --> 00:59:10,403 -Yeah, yeah, l got it. 1577 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:13,174 Just gonna be in my room, alright? 1578 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:17,181 (heavy breathing) 1579 00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:19,083 That's it. 1580 00:59:20,924 --> 00:59:22,858 (hitting) 1581 00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:24,584 We're gonna get really adult up in here. 1582 00:59:24,961 --> 00:59:25,518 Who's excited? 1583 00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:26,361 Me! 1584 00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:27,188 l am. 1585 00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:28,330 Okay? 1586 00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:29,863 Let me break this down. 1587 00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:32,467 There's currently four and a half people living here, 1588 00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:35,035 and the place is a fucking mess. 1589 00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:36,364 So, sweetheart. 1590 00:59:38,474 --> 00:59:39,566 Would you like 1591 00:59:41,878 --> 00:59:42,537 trash duty, 1592 00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:44,913 Sunday or Monday? 1593 00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:45,604 Hm? 1594 00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:47,313 Monday or Sunday? 1595 00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:49,110 - Chuckie, l'm your wife, l'm not room mate. 1596 00:59:49,285 --> 00:59:51,276 You can't put me on like some chores list. 1597 00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:52,921 - Seriously? 1598 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:56,616 Because so far, l can't tell the difference. 1599 00:59:56,993 --> 00:59:58,119 (upbeat music) 1600 00:59:58,294 --> 00:59:59,022 Monday it is. 1601 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,253 Congratulations. 1602 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,557 You've got trash and dish duty on Mondays. 1603 01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:05,127 You my friend, are gonna check into a hotel. 1604 01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:06,563 Tonight. 1605 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:07,595 And you're gonna stop smoking weed around your child, 1606 01:00:07,971 --> 01:00:09,165 do you understand me? 1607 01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:10,465 Ooo, and that. 1608 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,164 That piece of richness right here. 1609 01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:13,036 Sorry, honey. 1610 01:00:13,209 --> 01:00:14,267 Sorry. 1611 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,433 You're gonna find a new place for this 1612 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,944 that isn't my living room, please. 1613 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,081 -What, where? 1614 01:00:19,248 --> 01:00:20,272 - l don't know. 1615 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,475 l haven't actually seen you use it, ever. 1616 01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:24,279 - The seat is broken. 1617 01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:27,580 - Fix it. 1618 01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:31,149 Alright, fix something. 1619 01:00:31,327 --> 01:00:32,055 Please. 1620 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,355 -Where are you going? 1621 01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:36,896 - [Charlie] To the grocery store. 1622 01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:37,896 - For what? 1623 01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:40,196 - l don't know. 1624 01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:48,009 -Am l taking out the trash? 1625 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,946 (slow music) 1626 01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:09,630 - Hey man. - 'Sup? 1627 01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:13,662 -What'd you do today? 1628 01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:16,005 - Honestly, l had a pretty big day. 1629 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:16,968 Big. 1630 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,004 Big day. 1631 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:19,300 How about you? 1632 01:01:19,475 --> 01:01:20,271 -You know. 1633 01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:22,968 Bruce, where's the Hannah lady? 1634 01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:24,170 ls she around? 1635 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:27,145 - She went to the coffee shop around the corner. 1636 01:01:27,316 --> 01:01:28,647 -Alright. -Yep. 1637 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,186 You both have been secretly using their bathroom to shit, 1638 01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:36,018 you know, since she moved in. 1639 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,422 Maybe next time don't get married until you're comfortable 1640 01:01:38,594 --> 01:01:41,722 enough with each other to share a toilet. 1641 01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:43,623 -Alright. 1642 01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:46,123 Where's Matt? 1643 01:01:47,336 --> 01:01:48,030 Did he leave? 1644 01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:48,670 - Got a hotel room. 1645 01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:50,062 Want some cereal? 1646 01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:51,365 - No, l'm good. 1647 01:01:58,314 --> 01:01:59,076 Got it. 1648 01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:06,053 Excuse me. 1649 01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:10,525 - That's really nice. 1650 01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:13,025 - Cereal? 1651 01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:15,221 - [Hannah] No thanks, Bruce. 1652 01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:19,033 (slow music) 1653 01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:19,668 - [Charlie] Hey. 1654 01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:21,060 - Hey buddy. 1655 01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:21,703 You can't sleep here. 1656 01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:23,470 No sleeping in the car. 1657 01:02:23,639 --> 01:02:24,435 - l live here. 1658 01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:26,040 - l don't care, move it on. 1659 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:27,005 Go back home. 1660 01:02:31,147 --> 01:02:33,274 (slow music) 1661 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:39,248 - Good ladies, now my warrior goddesses. 1662 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:41,390 Let's get into our warrior pose. 1663 01:02:41,557 --> 01:02:43,718 Step our left foot out. 1664 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:47,551 Get that good, strong arms going, great. 1665 01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:48,788 - Hi, Charlie. 1666 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:51,598 - Oh hey, Adrienne. 1667 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:52,496 Hi. 1668 01:02:54,804 --> 01:02:55,793 Looks good. 1669 01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:57,366 Do you wanna 1670 01:02:57,540 --> 01:02:59,565 you wanna hang out? 1671 01:02:59,742 --> 01:03:00,800 Not like that. 1672 01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,440 No, like, just normal people do. 1673 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,047 Can we do that? 1674 01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:08,149 Just go somewhere? 1675 01:03:08,317 --> 01:03:10,114 -Are you scared to go home? 1676 01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:10,809 - No. 1677 01:03:12,221 --> 01:03:13,188 Um, 1678 01:03:14,223 --> 01:03:15,588 can wejust talk somewhere? 1679 01:03:15,758 --> 01:03:18,750 - [Bruce] Hey sorry, l just gotta go to the piss. 1680 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:20,095 - Oh yeah. 1681 01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:23,825 Hey, Bruce? 1682 01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:27,202 You're a licensed minister, right? 1683 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:28,769 - County wide. 1684 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,332 - Can l tell you something that l can't 1685 01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:32,440 tell Charlie yet? 1686 01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,132 - l take my duties as a minister very seriously 1687 01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:35,834 and follow them to the letter of the law. 1688 01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:38,510 Please, what's on your mind, child? 1689 01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:39,773 - Okay. 1690 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,481 So, the thing that Charlie doesn't know about me 1691 01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:44,552 is l used to be married. 1692 01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:49,156 - l'm pretty sure he's still gonna find you attractive. 1693 01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:50,223 Not as much. 1694 01:03:51,227 --> 01:03:51,852 But enough. 1695 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:54,461 l gotta pee. 1696 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,531 (slow music) 1697 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,869 -What's the difference between like a wedding invitation, 1698 01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:08,540 and a phone bill? 1699 01:04:10,246 --> 01:04:12,612 -You said you wanna talk, Charlie, so out with it. 1700 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,340 Out with it. 1701 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:15,848 - Uh, what do l wanna talk about? 1702 01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:17,151 Um... 1703 01:04:23,459 --> 01:04:24,323 l'm just... 1704 01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:31,366 Can l use your bathroom? 1705 01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:36,738 - l really liked you. 1706 01:04:37,773 --> 01:04:38,603 - Bullshit. 1707 01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:43,201 Listen, Adrienne, when somebody's most attractive 1708 01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:45,540 quality to you is in that they just happen 1709 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:48,843 to be unavailable, then you know you're a grown up. 1710 01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:50,207 You know?. 1711 01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:53,378 - Said the newlywed sitting in my kitchen. 1712 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:54,284 - Touche. 1713 01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:56,890 l can leave. 1714 01:04:59,328 --> 01:05:02,229 - Bathroom's down the hall to the left. 1715 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:03,387 -Which hall? 1716 01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:06,697 (chuckling) 1717 01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,276 (exhaling) 1718 01:05:15,511 --> 01:05:19,277 (phone ringing) (slow music) 1719 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:20,176 Oh. 1720 01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:23,174 Hi, nothing. 1721 01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:24,910 No, l wasn't doing-- 1722 01:05:26,322 --> 01:05:26,879 Shut up. 1723 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,283 No, that's awesome. 1724 01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,385 Yeah. 1725 01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:34,790 Okay, thank you. 1726 01:05:36,899 --> 01:05:37,957 Hannah? 1727 01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:38,800 - [Hannah] Charlie? 1728 01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:39,627 - Hey. 1729 01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:40,496 - Hi, look. 1730 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:41,364 - [Charlie] Oh wow. 1731 01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:42,299 - Right? 1732 01:05:42,471 --> 01:05:43,233 - [Charlie] Yeah, it's back. 1733 01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:44,270 - Remove it all. 1734 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:44,906 - [Charlie] You look great. 1735 01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:45,831 - Thank you. 1736 01:05:46,008 --> 01:05:47,270 - Did you get the tickets? 1737 01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:48,876 -Yup. 1738 01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:50,337 - Oh yeah? - Mhm. 1739 01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:53,311 -And where is this venue, madam? 1740 01:05:53,482 --> 01:05:54,449 - San Diego. 1741 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,778 (groaning) - Don't make that face. 1742 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,284 Adventure. 1743 01:05:58,454 --> 01:06:01,252 (tape deck rattling) 1744 01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:09,797 (upbeat punk music) 1745 01:06:13,736 --> 01:06:16,261 (chattering) 1746 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:21,970 - [Charlie] Yeah. 1747 01:06:22,345 --> 01:06:23,004 - 'Sup? 1748 01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:24,505 -What's up guys? 1749 01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:27,449 (muted punk music) 1750 01:06:27,616 --> 01:06:31,950 -Are you guys looking for your kid or something? 1751 01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:35,347 (muted punk music) 1752 01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:40,362 -When did music become just for young people? 1753 01:06:40,529 --> 01:06:42,019 - l don't know, l guess adults don't have 1754 01:06:42,398 --> 01:06:43,888 anything to rebel against. 1755 01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:45,397 - Bullshit. 1756 01:06:45,568 --> 01:06:46,592 This is the time where we should start rebelling. 1757 01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:47,997 l demand-- (hitting) 1758 01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:48,962 Oh, sorry. 1759 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,600 - People change. 1760 01:06:50,773 --> 01:06:52,297 - No, they don't. 1761 01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:54,272 - Okay, well, when we were growing up, 1762 01:06:54,443 --> 01:06:56,274 the lead singer of the band Against Me! 1763 01:06:56,445 --> 01:07:00,381 was a boy and now she's named Laura Jane Grace. 1764 01:07:00,549 --> 01:07:02,312 That's three lady names, so. 1765 01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:03,679 - My point exactly. 1766 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,377 She was always a girl, shejust finally 1767 01:07:05,554 --> 01:07:07,647 made the outside match the inside. 1768 01:07:07,823 --> 01:07:08,812 Boom. 1769 01:07:08,991 --> 01:07:12,358 Points for me. - Okay, you got me. 1770 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:12,994 - l don't think people change. 1771 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:14,420 l really don't. 1772 01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:16,326 l just think that they become more of 1773 01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:18,023 what they've always been. 1774 01:07:18,401 --> 01:07:19,766 You were always cute. 1775 01:07:19,935 --> 01:07:21,027 Acutie patootie. 1776 01:07:21,404 --> 01:07:22,871 l do miss your pink highlights, though. 1777 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,371 Oh, and that time you shaved your head. 1778 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,009 (chuckling) 1779 01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:29,366 l got an idea. 1780 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:30,307 -What? 1781 01:07:30,479 --> 01:07:32,447 - [Charlie] Just you wait. 1782 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:35,746 (humming) 1783 01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:36,646 Okay. 1784 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,090 (slow acoustic music) 1785 01:07:48,464 --> 01:07:50,056 - Oh, l love this song. 1786 01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:53,865 -Would you join me, for a little shakey me shaka? 1787 01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:55,367 -Why yes, sir. 1788 01:07:57,506 --> 01:07:59,531 ? Humming to himself as he is 1789 01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:02,040 ? Thinking of his latest debts 1790 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:04,504 ? Juggling some numbered thoughts 1791 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,671 ? Wondering what might come next 1792 01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:10,649 ? He swears he won't ever stop 1793 01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:16,717 ? Unless he wants what he surely does not 1794 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:20,953 ? Oh, Jim, John, Jackie and Suzy Q 1795 01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:26,902 ? They mind their manners but so do you 1796 01:08:27,069 --> 01:08:31,130 ? While we breathe all of these words that make no sense 1797 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:36,603 ? Working in an upscale place 1798 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:39,714 ? She is thinking of her son's demise 1799 01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:41,907 ? On his epitaph a doctor's bill 1800 01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:44,712 ? She puts off for anothertime 1801 01:08:44,887 --> 01:08:48,880 ? And swears she won't ever stop 1802 01:08:50,559 --> 01:08:54,791 ? Unless she wants what she surely does not 1803 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:59,025 ? Oh, Jim, John, Jackie and Suzy Q 1804 01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:05,402 ? They mind their manners but so do you 1805 01:09:05,574 --> 01:09:09,670 ? While we breathe all of these words that make no sense 1806 01:09:15,851 --> 01:09:19,947 ? Not gonna see till my singing does me wrong 1807 01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:26,017 ? Not gonna hear till the fires have burned on 1808 01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:28,663 ? Not gonna know 1809 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,425 ? Not gonna know 1810 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,468 ? Not gonna knowtill the feeling does me wrong 1811 01:09:40,709 --> 01:09:43,678 (upbeat music) 1812 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:44,744 - Let me just, here. 1813 01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:45,881 Just go here. 1814 01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:49,982 Ow, what are you doing? 1815 01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:50,880 - Oh, sorry, sorry. 1816 01:09:51,053 --> 01:09:51,644 - Ow, what are you doing? 1817 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:52,582 My shoulder. 1818 01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:54,780 - l was just trying to get in-- 1819 01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:56,584 Do you wannajust go upstairs? 1820 01:09:56,759 --> 01:10:00,092 - Like, alright, yeah, let's do it. 1821 01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:01,923 Um, can you? 1822 01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,724 Can you get the door? 1823 01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:08,466 Oh hell yeah. 1824 01:10:12,508 --> 01:10:13,907 - [Bruce] No. 1825 01:10:14,076 --> 01:10:14,838 Hey. 1826 01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:15,567 - [Charlie] Good evening. 1827 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:16,802 - [Woman] Hi. 1828 01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:20,779 - Uh, Gabriela, that's Charles and Hannah. 1829 01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:23,919 Charlie, Hannah, that's Gabriela. 1830 01:10:24,086 --> 01:10:25,485 - [Charlie] Hi. 1831 01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:27,212 - Sorry dude, she's couch surfing and l live on a couch, 1832 01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:28,648 so you knowthis is- 1833 01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:30,223 - [Charlie] How's your day going to far, guys? 1834 01:10:30,593 --> 01:10:32,561 Oh, l'm sorry, am l in your personal space? 1835 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:33,752 l'm sorry? 1836 01:10:33,929 --> 01:10:37,194 - Uh, the only bathroom's back here. 1837 01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:38,760 Oh boy, hold it, hold it. 1838 01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:39,628 - [Charlie] Yeah, we'll just start it without you guys. 1839 01:10:39,802 --> 01:10:40,530 lt's okay. 1840 01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:46,004 (laughing) 1841 01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:47,039 - [Bruce] What's gotten into you two? 1842 01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,506 lt's weird. 1843 01:10:48,677 --> 01:10:49,541 - [Charlie] We'rejust happy. 1844 01:10:49,712 --> 01:10:50,940 -We're just happy. 1845 01:10:51,113 --> 01:10:51,772 - [Bruce] Alright. 1846 01:10:51,947 --> 01:10:52,675 Alright. 1847 01:10:55,951 --> 01:10:56,849 - Out with you. 1848 01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:58,111 - [Gabriela] To my couch. 1849 01:10:58,287 --> 01:10:59,083 - [Charlie] Out with both of you. 1850 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,813 - [Bruce] Yeah, let's go. 1851 01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:04,690 - Bye, guys. 1852 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,520 - Hang on, l gotta go to the bathroom. 1853 01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:08,628 - Oh yeah. 1854 01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:17,196 Fuck, l need this. 1855 01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:19,200 - [Hannah] Um, Charlie? 1856 01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:31,982 - Fuck. 1857 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,736 (deep breath) 1858 01:11:59,081 --> 01:12:01,641 (slow music) 1859 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:09,348 - Sir! 1860 01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,991 (slow music) 1861 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,734 Just get the multi pack. 1862 01:12:22,871 --> 01:12:23,735 - Oh, shit. 1863 01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:25,032 Dude, l am-- 1864 01:12:25,207 --> 01:12:27,641 - Hey, happens all the time. 1865 01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:33,374 (upbeat music) (laughing) 1866 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:39,244 - Hannah? 1867 01:12:43,826 --> 01:12:46,317 (blowing airthrough lips) 1868 01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:47,855 No milk action. 1869 01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:07,681 (slow plucky music) 1870 01:13:21,964 --> 01:13:22,726 Ah, shit. 1871 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:27,327 - Don't worry, l think if you cook, she has to clean. 1872 01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:28,692 - Oh yeah. 1873 01:13:28,871 --> 01:13:29,997 Ow, ow, ow, okay. 1874 01:13:35,778 --> 01:13:38,679 l fail to see howthis is supposed to be a casserole. 1875 01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:40,747 - Oh, you know what? 1876 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,975 We did not add the pasta shells. 1877 01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:43,880 But, 1878 01:13:45,954 --> 01:13:50,050 ah, l don't really have a way to finish that sentence. 1879 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:52,154 - Hey. 1880 01:13:52,327 --> 01:13:53,419 - Hey. 1881 01:13:53,796 --> 01:13:55,263 What, 1882 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:56,455 what's with the hair? 1883 01:13:56,832 --> 01:13:57,730 - l dyed it. 1884 01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:59,697 -Yeah, l can see that. 1885 01:13:59,868 --> 01:14:00,391 lt's cool. 1886 01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:03,165 -You don't like it? 1887 01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:04,270 - l didn't say that. 1888 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,372 No, it's cool. 1889 01:14:05,741 --> 01:14:07,368 lt's very pink. 1890 01:14:07,743 --> 01:14:08,767 lt's nice. 1891 01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:09,740 -You were the one who told me that you loved 1892 01:14:09,912 --> 01:14:10,742 my pink hair. 1893 01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:12,141 - Because l did. 1894 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:14,143 l do. 1895 01:14:14,316 --> 01:14:15,408 l like it. 1896 01:14:15,784 --> 01:14:17,376 -What happened to the Chuckie who used to like, 1897 01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:20,051 tell me l was beautiful and 1898 01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:21,484 write songs for me? 1899 01:14:21,857 --> 01:14:23,722 - Well what did you expect was gonna happen? 1900 01:14:23,892 --> 01:14:26,452 We werejust gonna make out in the rain all day 1901 01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:28,490 and listen to some Damien Rice? 1902 01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:31,355 -Well yeah, kinda, didn't you? 1903 01:14:32,935 --> 01:14:33,833 -Yeah, kinda. 1904 01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:39,772 - [Hannah] What are you making? 1905 01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:41,136 - l made you some dinner. 1906 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:42,402 Ah. 1907 01:14:42,778 --> 01:14:43,267 Ah? 1908 01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:44,275 - That's nice. 1909 01:14:44,446 --> 01:14:45,105 -You like it? 1910 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,305 Sit down, now please. 1911 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,144 This is an ltalian restaurant. 1912 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:52,219 Or some sort of a generic accent. 1913 01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:53,285 - Enjoy. 1914 01:14:53,455 --> 01:14:55,082 - Thank you, Bruce. 1915 01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:57,487 (whistling) 1916 01:14:57,860 --> 01:14:58,918 - Coming in hot. 1917 01:14:59,094 --> 01:15:02,495 Alright, let me get you some cutlery. 1918 01:15:02,865 --> 01:15:04,127 For my lovely lady. 1919 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,394 - Thank you. 1920 01:15:06,568 --> 01:15:07,296 Beautiful. 1921 01:15:08,537 --> 01:15:10,971 - [Charlie] Let me get myself a knife. 1922 01:15:11,139 --> 01:15:11,901 - [Hannah] This is great, babe. 1923 01:15:12,074 --> 01:15:12,472 - Um, how about a little vino? 1924 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:13,466 - Uh, sure. 1925 01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:15,173 - [Charlie] Great. 1926 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,335 - Mm, yeah, totally edible. 1927 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,172 - lt's good? 1928 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,006 - [Hannah] Good. 1929 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:20,443 - Oh sweet. 1930 01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,841 l got you the second cheapest wine because it's 1931 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,246 splurging on my lady, you know?. 1932 01:15:24,419 --> 01:15:25,408 Do you like cabernet? 1933 01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:26,246 l think this is cabernet. 1934 01:15:26,421 --> 01:15:27,183 - Charlie? 1935 01:15:28,390 --> 01:15:29,880 Are there tomatoes in this? 1936 01:15:30,058 --> 01:15:32,026 -Yeah, l just put a little bit forthe flavor. 1937 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,286 Oh shit! 1938 01:15:33,462 --> 01:15:34,190 Shit! 1939 01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:37,397 Um, okay. 1940 01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:38,225 Come here. 1941 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,367 Lay down and breathe. 1942 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,059 Don't panic, don't panic! 1943 01:15:41,236 --> 01:15:42,100 - Epinephrine. 1944 01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:42,930 - [Charlie] Where? 1945 01:15:43,105 --> 01:15:43,571 Where? 1946 01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:44,803 - ln my purse. 1947 01:15:44,973 --> 01:15:47,100 - Okay, okay, purse. 1948 01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:48,004 l got it. 1949 01:15:49,177 --> 01:15:50,371 Alright, it's gonna hurt, okay? 1950 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:51,205 l'm gonna save you. 1951 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,176 - Stop! 1952 01:15:52,347 --> 01:15:54,076 lt's not Pulp Fiction. 1953 01:15:56,952 --> 01:16:00,547 - [Charlie] l'm so sorry, l'm so sorry. 1954 01:16:00,923 --> 01:16:01,912 Are you okay? 1955 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,356 l'm so sorry. 1956 01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:07,461 Okay, yeah, l'll get off. 1957 01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:08,391 Oh god, honey. 1958 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,189 - [Hannah] You know, Charlie. 1959 01:16:09,364 --> 01:16:10,126 - [Charlie] Yeah? 1960 01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:11,960 - [Hannah] l don't ask much. 1961 01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:12,862 l just ask 1962 01:16:14,169 --> 01:16:16,194 that you don't try to kill me. 1963 01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:18,601 - l didn't try to kill you it's was in the recipe 1964 01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:21,875 and l saw it and l should've known better and... 1965 01:16:22,044 --> 01:16:22,942 - l'm going. 1966 01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:24,604 -Are you going to the coffee shop? 1967 01:16:24,980 --> 01:16:26,004 - [Hannah] No. 1968 01:16:26,181 --> 01:16:28,240 - Hannah, l'm sorry. 1969 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:29,145 Fuck. 1970 01:16:31,053 --> 01:16:32,350 - [Bruce] Oy. 1971 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,079 How'd it go? 1972 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:37,919 -Yeah, l don't wanna talk about it. 1973 01:16:38,093 --> 01:16:38,559 - Fuck. 1974 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:39,586 -Yeah, l know. 1975 01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:41,429 - Guys. 1976 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,962 So, here's the thing. 1977 01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:47,568 Eleanor is on her way here from the airport right now. 1978 01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,563 - Perfect, she'll be just in time for leftovers. 1979 01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:51,633 -Why are we suddenly scared of Eleanor? 1980 01:16:52,007 --> 01:16:53,133 - Here's the thing. 1981 01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:54,332 - l kind of lied. 1982 01:16:54,509 --> 01:16:56,568 She didn't go to any meetings. 1983 01:16:56,945 --> 01:16:58,640 She kind of freaked out on me and she needed some space. 1984 01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:01,414 - [Charlie] Whoa, okay. 1985 01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:03,380 - Oh dear god. 1986 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:05,281 We gotta clean this place up 'cause she cannot 1987 01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:06,421 see that we live in squalor. 1988 01:17:06,588 --> 01:17:07,885 - Oh hey. 1989 01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:09,580 - Let's not throw around the S-word. 1990 01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,585 - lt's like a storage unit inside here. 1991 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,518 lf we can just sort of clean some of it up? 1992 01:17:13,695 --> 01:17:14,354 Come on guys. 1993 01:17:14,529 --> 01:17:15,257 Help. 1994 01:17:17,065 --> 01:17:18,896 - l'll smoke this bong. 1995 01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:21,029 (knocking) 1996 01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:22,101 l'll get it. 1997 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:28,637 - Hey. 1998 01:17:29,011 --> 01:17:29,477 This was outside. 1999 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,340 - Oh, perfect. 2000 01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:32,309 - Oh my god. 2001 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:33,539 Oh my darling. 2002 01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:36,946 Oh, l missed you so much. 2003 01:17:37,719 --> 01:17:39,380 -What about me? 2004 01:17:39,554 --> 01:17:40,213 -Yeah. 2005 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:41,583 - Hi. 2006 01:17:41,957 --> 01:17:43,083 lt's me, Charlie. 2007 01:17:49,097 --> 01:17:49,995 - Uh, this is, 2008 01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:52,929 a nice place. 2009 01:17:53,101 --> 01:17:55,001 - Thank you. - Thank you. 2010 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:05,638 - [Charlie] Good night guys. 2011 01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:07,379 - [Matt] Good night. 2012 01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:11,452 (birds chirping) 2013 01:18:15,657 --> 01:18:16,419 - Hey. 2014 01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:20,060 (dog panting) 2015 01:18:22,064 --> 01:18:22,655 Who's that really good looking dude 2016 01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:24,396 talking to Hannah out there? 2017 01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:26,693 - Oh that's her ex-husband. 2018 01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:29,094 - Her what? 2019 01:18:29,271 --> 01:18:31,671 - Oh, um, it's her ex-husband. 2020 01:18:33,675 --> 01:18:34,437 - Um. 2021 01:18:36,144 --> 01:18:38,271 (slow music) 2022 01:18:47,689 --> 01:18:48,451 - Sorry. 2023 01:18:50,692 --> 01:18:52,751 -Why wouldn't you tell me this? 2024 01:18:53,128 --> 01:18:54,720 - l don't know. 2025 01:18:55,097 --> 01:18:58,123 - Does he have to be so good looking? 2026 01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:01,135 What does he do? 2027 01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:05,133 He's a... 2028 01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:07,039 - [Hannah] He's a doctor. 2029 01:19:07,209 --> 01:19:08,335 - He's a doctor, yeah. 2030 01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:09,738 Of course he is. 2031 01:19:11,613 --> 01:19:12,375 Oh god. 2032 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:16,277 (slow music) 2033 01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:17,748 - Look, the way you live your life is just 2034 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,055 not an option for most people. 2035 01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:23,191 -And why is that, Hannah? 2036 01:19:23,358 --> 01:19:25,656 - l don't know, l tried. 2037 01:19:25,827 --> 01:19:28,557 Hey, l really, really tried, okay? 2038 01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,566 (slow music) 2039 01:19:32,734 --> 01:19:36,795 ? Fuck the world l'm hanging out with you tonight 2040 01:19:39,141 --> 01:19:40,608 - Oh, l'm sorry. 2041 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,107 - No, actually. 2042 01:19:43,078 --> 01:19:44,170 Come in. 2043 01:19:44,346 --> 01:19:46,473 -Just chill in the bathroom? 2044 01:19:46,648 --> 01:19:49,412 - Just, l wanna talk for a second. 2045 01:19:55,090 --> 01:19:57,115 What are you doing here, man? 2046 01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,384 - She called me up. 2047 01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,754 Said she needed some help. 2048 01:20:00,128 --> 01:20:00,822 -Yeah, when? 2049 01:20:01,196 --> 01:20:02,424 -Yesterday. 2050 01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:06,363 She said there was something about you wanted to kill her? 2051 01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:07,832 l get it, l don't even need to know the details. 2052 01:20:08,203 --> 01:20:11,832 l don't even wanna knowthe details, but. 2053 01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:13,504 - So what happened? 2054 01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:15,767 - She called me up, she said she needed-- 2055 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:17,736 - No, just, like before. 2056 01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:20,479 Like you and her, what happened? 2057 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:24,743 - l don't even know. 2058 01:20:26,221 --> 01:20:29,418 Maybe l spent too much time thinking about what she needed. 2059 01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:31,491 None of what she wanted. 2060 01:20:36,298 --> 01:20:38,858 -And what do you think she wants? 2061 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,434 - l think she just wants a partner in crime. 2062 01:20:44,606 --> 01:20:46,198 l mean, literally. 2063 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,441 - Literally. 2064 01:20:51,413 --> 01:20:52,175 - Um, can l? 2065 01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:52,870 - Oh yeah. 2066 01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:54,806 Just go. 2067 01:20:56,218 --> 01:20:57,344 Thank you. 2068 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,687 Let's not touch. -Yeah, let's not. 2069 01:20:58,687 --> 01:20:59,153 Let's not touch. -Yeah, let's not. 2070 01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:01,312 - So have you met any cool people here? 2071 01:21:01,489 --> 01:21:02,888 - Not really. 2072 01:21:03,258 --> 01:21:06,489 Although l've never been good at making friends as an adult. 2073 01:21:08,163 --> 01:21:09,858 Also, all the women wanna talk about here is like 2074 01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:13,724 yoga and genetically modified foods. 2075 01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:16,564 -Well where l live, it's their babies. 2076 01:21:16,738 --> 01:21:17,500 And yoga. 2077 01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:20,139 l mean, people are all the same, 2078 01:21:20,308 --> 01:21:23,300 it's just what nouns they fill in on their Mad Libs. 2079 01:21:23,478 --> 01:21:25,207 - The baby's asleep. 2080 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,280 - Thanks, Bruce. 2081 01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:28,313 Wannajoin us? 2082 01:21:28,483 --> 01:21:29,279 - l'm good. 2083 01:21:31,186 --> 01:21:33,381 - So how is your marriage? 2084 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,648 - lt's a marriage. 2085 01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:38,224 They're all kind of the same, right? 2086 01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:38,916 - Hm. 2087 01:21:40,662 --> 01:21:43,187 You know, it took years for us to conceive? 2088 01:21:43,365 --> 01:21:45,799 But ever since l've been terrified that 2089 01:21:45,967 --> 01:21:48,197 it'll never be as good as it was before. 2090 01:21:48,370 --> 01:21:51,703 And everyone is always so focused on getting what they want. 2091 01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:55,934 Or they get what they want and they don't want it anymore. 2092 01:21:57,412 --> 01:21:59,471 - lt's all about the fantasy staying a fantasy. 2093 01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:00,376 -Yeah. 2094 01:22:01,516 --> 01:22:03,882 (slow music) 2095 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,488 -You're gonna drive? 2096 01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:10,420 - Well, it's a fluid situation. 2097 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:11,388 -Yeah, that's true. 2098 01:22:11,559 --> 01:22:13,186 -What's going on guys? 2099 01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:15,386 -About to take these guys to the airport. 2100 01:22:15,563 --> 01:22:16,325 Ready? 2101 01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:17,556 -Yeah, l think so. 2102 01:22:17,732 --> 01:22:18,460 - There she is. 2103 01:22:18,633 --> 01:22:19,292 - [Matt] Hey. 2104 01:22:19,467 --> 01:22:21,526 - [Eleanor] Hey, bye. 2105 01:22:21,703 --> 01:22:22,863 - [Charlie] Take care. 2106 01:22:23,238 --> 01:22:23,795 - [Eleanor] Take care. 2107 01:22:23,972 --> 01:22:24,529 - [Charlie] Beautiful baby. 2108 01:22:24,706 --> 01:22:25,866 -You got that? 2109 01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:28,899 Alright, bro. 2110 01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:30,335 Love you, bro. 2111 01:22:34,249 --> 01:22:34,806 -Ay! 2112 01:22:37,419 --> 01:22:38,477 - Bye guys, travel safe. 2113 01:22:38,653 --> 01:22:40,712 (kissing) 2114 01:22:53,735 --> 01:22:54,861 - l like you hair like this. 2115 01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:56,003 - No talking. 2116 01:22:57,272 --> 01:22:59,365 (kissing) 2117 01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:04,371 -Are you coming home with me? 2118 01:23:05,347 --> 01:23:07,247 - l don't know, maybe. 2119 01:23:07,415 --> 01:23:08,973 Maybe l wanna go to lndia and like find myself 2120 01:23:09,351 --> 01:23:10,340 or something. 2121 01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,783 - l think that's a great idea. 2122 01:23:15,957 --> 01:23:18,790 l would love to come with you. 2123 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:19,927 Or not. 2124 01:23:20,295 --> 01:23:20,989 And you can go by yourself. 2125 01:23:21,363 --> 01:23:24,332 Either way, l'll pay for it. 2126 01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:27,263 Have you heard of The Alchemist? 2127 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:29,698 - No. 2128 01:23:29,871 --> 01:23:30,599 Tell me. 2129 01:23:36,478 --> 01:23:37,035 - Hey man. 2130 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:42,612 What? 2131 01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:50,288 (slow music) 2132 01:23:55,997 --> 01:23:58,295 - Get this shit away from me. 2133 01:23:58,466 --> 01:23:59,330 - Mr. First. 2134 01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:01,935 - Hey, it's Bruce the First, okay? 2135 01:24:02,103 --> 01:24:03,764 Hey, grandpa, how are you feelin'? 2136 01:24:03,938 --> 01:24:05,428 (fork breaking) 2137 01:24:05,607 --> 01:24:07,370 - God hates my guts. 2138 01:24:08,443 --> 01:24:10,308 But enough about me, how are you boys holding up? 2139 01:24:10,478 --> 01:24:12,002 - Charlie's wife left him. 2140 01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,575 -Yeah, we don't know if she-- 2141 01:24:14,749 --> 01:24:16,580 - l mean, she literally left. 2142 01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:17,479 - ls that right? 2143 01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:18,380 -Yeah. 2144 01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:23,380 -You know boys, l married my best friend. 2145 01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:25,025 She was beautiful, 2146 01:24:25,393 --> 01:24:28,055 so that certainly helped. 2147 01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:31,024 - Hannah was my best friend. 2148 01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:32,923 We used to stay after school and tell our parents 2149 01:24:33,101 --> 01:24:35,331 we were watching football but neither of us 2150 01:24:35,503 --> 01:24:37,095 cared much about sports. 2151 01:24:37,472 --> 01:24:38,734 We'd just take the bus downtown and listen 2152 01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,000 to some punk bands all the time. 2153 01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:42,468 - Charlie. 2154 01:24:42,644 --> 01:24:45,408 Don't waste your years when your legs still work, 2155 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:47,104 on living in the past. 2156 01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:50,945 l was so lucky. 2157 01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:55,048 l made my own luck, though, you know. 2158 01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:58,119 But they call it that just the same. 2159 01:25:00,728 --> 01:25:03,060 (slow music) 2160 01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:51,943 (slow music) 2161 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:06,959 - Can l help you, sir? 2162 01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:08,459 -Yes, hi. 2163 01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:12,691 These are some actual plates and cutlery and other 2164 01:26:15,570 --> 01:26:20,132 kitchen bullshits, so, please use them around here 2165 01:26:20,508 --> 01:26:21,668 and thank you. 2166 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:25,609 Especially forthe gentleman in room 422. 2167 01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:27,941 Let's class this place up a little bit, okay? 2168 01:26:28,116 --> 01:26:29,515 There are grown ups here. 2169 01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:32,175 - Sir, these are very short term stays. 2170 01:26:32,554 --> 01:26:34,488 422's just gonna be here until we find him a bed 2171 01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:36,681 in a nice home somewhere. 2172 01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:38,621 -422 is a person. 2173 01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:40,021 He has a name. 2174 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:42,095 lt's Bruce the First. 2175 01:26:42,263 --> 01:26:44,458 Let's treat him like one. 2176 01:26:51,272 --> 01:26:54,503 - Hey honey, can you grab my medical kit? 2177 01:26:54,676 --> 01:26:55,199 Hannah? 2178 01:26:57,178 --> 01:27:00,113 (showering running) 2179 01:27:20,702 --> 01:27:22,499 -What's up, Benny? 2180 01:27:22,670 --> 01:27:23,602 Hey, girl. 2181 01:27:33,848 --> 01:27:34,610 Come on. 2182 01:27:49,631 --> 01:27:52,031 (deep exhaling) 2183 01:28:00,174 --> 01:28:03,541 (upbeat punk rock music) 2184 01:28:19,727 --> 01:28:22,287 (heavy breathing) 2185 01:28:29,037 --> 01:28:32,564 (upbeat punk rock music) 2186 01:28:34,275 --> 01:28:35,037 - Hey! 2187 01:28:36,944 --> 01:28:37,706 - Hey. 2188 01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:58,591 - Bruce moved in with Bruce the First. 2189 01:28:58,766 --> 01:29:00,791 He's gonna be his caretaker. 2190 01:29:00,968 --> 01:29:02,868 - Doesn't he need like a medical license for that? 2191 01:29:03,037 --> 01:29:03,765 - Oh no. 2192 01:29:03,938 --> 01:29:06,634 Oh, he got a certificate online. 2193 01:29:06,808 --> 01:29:08,366 (deep exhaling) 2194 01:29:08,743 --> 01:29:11,371 What do you wanna do about this thing? 2195 01:29:11,746 --> 01:29:13,680 - l'm gonna fix it. 2196 01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:14,837 The tool thing is in the-- 2197 01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:15,675 - The bathroom. 2198 01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:16,316 You're really gonna fi-- 2199 01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:17,651 Okay. 2200 01:29:17,819 --> 01:29:19,946 Alright, let me watch this. 2201 01:29:22,724 --> 01:29:23,656 You're gonna fix a bike? 2202 01:29:23,825 --> 01:29:26,623 -Yes, l'm going to fix the damn bike. 2203 01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:29,888 - Do you need a hand? - No. 2204 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:35,360 You are going to see me ride this bike. 2205 01:29:35,737 --> 01:29:36,294 - l got this. 2206 01:29:36,671 --> 01:29:38,730 - [Hannah] Oh my god, yeah. 2207 01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:47,671 (laughing) 2208 01:29:53,988 --> 01:29:56,855 -What're you gonna do now, Hannah? 2209 01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:59,049 - l don't know. (chuckling) 2210 01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:00,285 l mean l have, 2211 01:30:01,863 --> 01:30:03,330 well l've got nojob, 2212 01:30:03,698 --> 01:30:04,858 l've got 2213 01:30:05,032 --> 01:30:06,021 no apartment. 2214 01:30:07,001 --> 01:30:09,731 l don't think l have a husband. 2215 01:30:10,772 --> 01:30:12,967 You know what l heard through the grape vine? 2216 01:30:13,141 --> 01:30:14,165 - [Charlie] Tell me. 2217 01:30:14,342 --> 01:30:15,070 - l heard this little tid bit somewhere, 2218 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:16,369 can't remember where. 2219 01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:19,736 Where, Stan Lee, you knowthat guy? 2220 01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:22,883 l think he didn't have success until he was like 39 or40. 2221 01:30:23,050 --> 01:30:23,709 -What? 2222 01:30:23,885 --> 01:30:25,045 (blubbering) 2223 01:30:25,219 --> 01:30:26,311 Whoa. 2224 01:30:26,487 --> 01:30:27,215 Wow. 2225 01:30:31,058 --> 01:30:31,820 Well, 2226 01:30:33,294 --> 01:30:36,263 while you figure all this out, l happen to have 2227 01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:38,058 a very big apartment. 2228 01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:42,828 (slow acoustic music) 2229 01:30:47,842 --> 01:30:52,245 ? So tell me dear where is it you go from you 2230 01:30:52,413 --> 01:30:57,146 ? As you curse and peel and pose in tears 2231 01:30:57,318 --> 01:31:01,482 ? Against the wall and across the hall 2232 01:31:01,856 --> 01:31:05,883 ? Across the wards as we both dissolve 2233 01:31:06,060 --> 01:31:10,190 ? l have this habit of punishing things 2234 01:31:10,364 --> 01:31:14,494 ? That move so fast they grow out wings 2235 01:31:14,869 --> 01:31:18,930 ? And sneak through houses as we barterfor sleep 2236 01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:22,799 Hi. 2237 01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:23,500 - Hi. 2238 01:31:23,878 --> 01:31:25,038 - [Charlie] Come with me. 2239 01:31:25,213 --> 01:31:25,975 -What, what? 2240 01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:27,205 - [Charlie] Just come with me. 2241 01:31:27,381 --> 01:31:29,110 l wanna show you something. 2242 01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:31,183 - [Hannah] Okay. 2243 01:31:31,352 --> 01:31:36,051 ? And l wish l had you in my lungs 2244 01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:40,456 ? l'd blow you and block the sun 2245 01:31:40,828 --> 01:31:44,764 ? And save everyone from the brilliant light we've won 2246 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,924 Where are we going? 2247 01:31:50,471 --> 01:31:54,840 ? And our bodies got so much clearer 2248 01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:58,968 ? With dirty blood and 30 last calls 2249 01:31:59,146 --> 01:32:03,480 ? So fill it up, spin forever down the walls 2250 01:32:03,851 --> 01:32:07,514 ? l throw it upjust to watch it fall 2251 01:32:07,889 --> 01:32:09,447 Are we allowed to be here? 2252 01:32:09,824 --> 01:32:10,347 - No. 2253 01:32:11,259 --> 01:32:12,021 Come on! 2254 01:32:13,261 --> 01:32:16,355 (slow acoustic music) 2255 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:25,134 Come on! 2256 01:32:26,841 --> 01:32:29,935 (slow acoustic music) 2257 01:32:34,448 --> 01:32:35,142 (screaming) 2258 01:32:35,316 --> 01:32:36,146 - [Hannah] lt's cold! 2259 01:32:36,317 --> 01:32:37,978 - l fuckin' told you! 2260 01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,554 (cop car beeping) 2261 01:32:43,925 --> 01:32:46,860 (slow acoustic music) 2262 01:32:47,028 --> 01:32:49,929 ? Do you know what l think about you 2263 01:32:50,097 --> 01:32:54,158 ? Do you know what l feel is true 2264 01:32:55,469 --> 01:32:58,495 ? Do you know what l think about her 2265 01:32:58,873 --> 01:33:02,468 ? l know she thinks about me, l'm sure 2266 01:33:02,643 --> 01:33:06,977 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2267 01:33:07,148 --> 01:33:11,585 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2268 01:33:11,953 --> 01:33:14,183 ? So you know what l think about you 2269 01:33:14,355 --> 01:33:16,550 ? Do you know what you want me to do 2270 01:33:16,924 --> 01:33:18,892 ? When you see me staring at you 2271 01:33:19,060 --> 01:33:22,552 ? Do you know what l want you to do 2272 01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:27,390 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2273 01:33:27,568 --> 01:33:32,267 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2274 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:37,104 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2275 01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:41,339 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2276 01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:47,277 ? l don't want to have sex with you 2277 01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:48,353 ? l want to be yourfriend 2278 01:33:48,522 --> 01:33:49,921 ? l want to be with you 2279 01:33:50,091 --> 01:33:53,219 ? l want you to marry me 2280 01:33:54,662 --> 01:33:56,562 ? So you know what l think about you 2281 01:33:56,931 --> 01:33:58,990 ? Do you knowthat my speed is you 2282 01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:01,327 ? l know l want you to be my wife 2283 01:34:01,502 --> 01:34:05,199 ? lt's you and me for the rest of your life 2284 01:34:05,373 --> 01:34:07,307 ? Do you know 2285 01:34:07,475 --> 01:34:09,943 ? Do you know 2286 01:34:10,111 --> 01:34:12,545 ? Do you know 2287 01:34:12,713 --> 01:34:15,113 ? Do you know 2288 01:34:17,318 --> 01:34:21,414 ? Do you know what l think about you 2289 01:34:26,394 --> 01:34:27,190 - [Man] Yeah, we're still rolling. 2290 01:34:27,361 --> 01:34:28,487 Let's do it once more. 2291 01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:31,461 ? Do you know what l think about you 2292 01:34:31,632 --> 01:34:35,693 ? Do you know what l feel is true 2293 01:34:37,004 --> 01:34:39,939 ? Do you know what l think about her 2294 01:34:40,107 --> 01:34:43,634 ? She thinks about me, l'm sure 2295 01:34:44,011 --> 01:34:48,072 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2296 01:34:49,316 --> 01:34:53,309 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2297 01:34:53,487 --> 01:34:55,955 ? So you know what l think about you 2298 01:34:56,123 --> 01:34:58,114 ? Do you know what you want me to do 2299 01:34:58,292 --> 01:35:00,522 ? When you see me staring at you 2300 01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:04,256 ? Do you know what l want you to do 2301 01:35:04,432 --> 01:35:08,664 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2302 01:35:09,036 --> 01:35:13,735 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2303 01:35:14,108 --> 01:35:17,976 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2304 01:35:19,213 --> 01:35:23,081 ? l don't know why it's so, but it's true 2305 01:35:24,452 --> 01:35:28,752 ? l don't want to have sex with you 2306 01:35:29,123 --> 01:35:30,055 ? l want to be yourfriend 2307 01:35:30,224 --> 01:35:31,384 ? l want to be with you 2308 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:35,086 ? l want you to marry me 2309 01:35:36,197 --> 01:35:38,165 ? So you know what l think about you 2310 01:35:38,332 --> 01:35:40,630 ? Do you know what you want me to do 2311 01:35:40,801 --> 01:35:43,031 ? l know l want you to be my wife 2312 01:35:43,204 --> 01:35:47,265 ? lt's you and me for the rest of your life 2313 01:35:49,410 --> 01:35:53,506 ? Do you know what l think about you 2314 01:35:57,218 --> 01:36:01,314 ? Do you know what l think about you 2315 01:36:04,191 --> 01:36:06,284 (cheering) 2316 01:36:27,581 --> 01:36:31,108 (upbeat punk rock music) 2317 01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:54,741 ? Nice to see ya, it's been a while 2318 01:36:55,109 --> 01:36:58,078 ? What took you so long to come around 2319 01:36:58,245 --> 01:37:00,770 ? Hearts are broken every day 2320 01:37:01,148 --> 01:37:04,117 ? ls that what's brought ya back my way 2321 01:37:04,285 --> 01:37:06,617 ? Don't want to hear you're sorry 2322 01:37:06,787 --> 01:37:09,585 ? Brand new old love 2323 01:37:09,757 --> 01:37:12,726 ? Brand new old love, any day 2324 01:37:12,893 --> 01:37:16,158 ? Brand new old love 141321

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