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Rogere? Tys za�al nosit br�le?
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To nejsou br�le, Francine.
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Transitions.
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Transitions
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Ten nejlep�� produkt,
jak� jsem kdy vlastnil.
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Odte� u� nemus�m svoje
klasick� br�le m�nit
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za slune�n�, kdykoliv jdu ven.
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Ale tys p�edt�m ��dn� br�le nenosil.
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Ale
te� je nemus�m m�nit!
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Uf! O�i z nich bol� jako svin�, to jo.
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Ten mrtvej bez��k musel
bejt slepej jako patrona.
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M�mo? T�to?
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Barry s jeho rodinou m� pozvali
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na v�let p��t� m�s�c,
jedou se pod�vat
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na tu nejv�t�� komodu na sv�t�.
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A j� bych moc r�d jel.
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Nev�m.
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Nikdy jsme Barryho rodi�e nevid�li.
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Ale soud� podle Barryho se d�
mysl�m p�edpokl�dat, �e...
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a tohle nen� nic proti
Barrymu, m�me Barryho r�di...
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�e jsou to stra�n� hloup� lid�
z n�jak� stoky.
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Souhlas�m. Odpov�� je razantn� ne.
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Dal�� skv�l� rozhodnut�
m�ch geni�ln�ch rodi��.
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Drzoun.
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V m�m vlastn�m dom�. A dost!
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Nejenom �e nepojede�
na ten v�let, chytrol�ne,
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m� taky dva t�dny zaracha!
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Vy jste tak nef�r!
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Nikdy mi nic nedovol�te!
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Jsem tak frustrovan� �e...
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Ooooh, c�t�m, jak to na m� jde!
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Neopova�uj se, mlad� mu�i.
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Mysl�m, �e se z toho zbl�zn�m!
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- Ne �e se zbl�zn�...
- U� se to bl��!
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- Neradil bych ti bl�znit, mladej!
- Ale ano, zbl�zn�m se!
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Do toho, Steve. Zbl�zni se.
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Tak tohle jste cht�li?!
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U� jste ��astn�?!
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Opravdu jste to cht�li?!
Abych se zbl�znil!
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Zn� to, jakoby se Steve op�t zbl�znil.
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Jo.
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�asov�n� sot26
P�eklad Lukane
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K� by moji rodi�e byly
v�c jako ti tvoji, Barry.
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Nechaj� t� d�lat, co se ti zachce.
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Jednou jsem str�vil celou
noc v gurm�nsk� restauraci!
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To je ono!
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Gurm�nsk� restaurace?
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Dob�e, ale mysl�m, �e si
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na m� tentokr�t budou d�vat pozor.
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Ne, jestli se na�i rodi�e sp��tel�,
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tvoji jsou tak v pohod�, �e
t�eba za�nou b�t v pohod� i moji.
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Potom bysme spolu
mohli b�t po��d
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a d�lat si co chceme!
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Bylo by to jako ve filmu "O�ista"!
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Mohli bysme p�kn� ��dit!
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��dit! ��dit! ��dit!
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Pro v�echny... zatm�n� slunce
za okam�ik za�ne!
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V�ichni, nasa�te si speci�ln� br�le
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z m�ho obrovsk�ho k�blu s br�lemi.
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Mysl�m, �e tihle nezbedov�
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mi budou bohat� sta�it,
d�kuji mnohokr�t.
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Rogere, m��e� si v�n� po�kodit zrak,
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jestli bude� sledovat zatm�n�
jen s t�ma tv�ma brejlema.
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Um, to nejsou jen n�jak� brejle,
Klausi, to je...
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- Transitions.
- ...�ivotn� styl.
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�ivotn� styl
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U� to za��n�!
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A tady m�me Slunce!
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Celkem dobr�... Celkem dobr�.
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No, a j� jsem slepej.
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Mimochodem, t�m br�l�m to nep�i��t�m.
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Dobrej produkt. Solidn� produkt.
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Nev���m tomu, �e n�s Steve
ukecal do toho, abysme pove�e�eli
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s t�m hlup��kem Barrym a jeho
rodi�i, trolly �ij�c�mi v jeskyni.
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Hej, mn� se do toho taky nechce.
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Mysl� si, �e �v�k�n� odpadn�ho gul�e
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s p�rem opravdovejch mutant�
je prvn� polo�kou na m�m seznamu p��n�?
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Mysl�m, �e a� vy dva
Barryho rodi�e kone�n�
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osobn� pozn�te, budou
se v�m opravdu l�bit.
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Ne.
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Stan. Francine.
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To m� podr�.
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Tak honem �up dovnit�, vy t�i.
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Ty fondue u� za��naj� pomalu osychat.
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P�ni! Je to tady ��asn�!
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Tolik mahagonu.
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Po��dn� d�evo.
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Chlap�ck� d�evo.
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Mahalo. Mahalo.
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Stane, poj�,
mus�m ti uk�zat na�i hi-fi.
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To m� podr�.
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Mami, m�la bys v�d�t,
�e pan� Robinsonov�
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m�ch� hodn� ostrej Harvey Wallbanger...
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Ale, je to jen vodka
s pomeran�ov�m d�usem
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a tro�kou Galliana.
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Vy si do vodky n�co m�ch�te?
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Ooh, holka, c�t�m se, jako
bych byla v Ritz Charleston!
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V�, t�to, pan Robinson na vysok�
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tro�ku hr�val fotbal.
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- Tede, tys hr�v�val fotbal?
- Jop, tro�ku fotbalu.
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Trochu univerzitn�ho fotbalu.
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No teda, tro�ku fotbalu...
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Tro�ku fotbalu
za St�tn� univerzitu San Jose.
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Tro�ku fotbalu.
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- Hej, Franny!
- Byla to jen tro�ka fotbalu.
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V�, �e tady Ted
hr�val tro�ku fotbalu?
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Ted hr�val tro�ku fotbalu?
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Tro�ku fotbalu
za St�tn� univerzitu San Jose.
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Tr�noval m� otec Johna Elwaye.
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Potkal jsi n�kdy Johna Elwaye?
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- Ne. Ale v�dy jsem po tom tou�il.
- J� taky. P�ni.
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No tak, Franny, rozvl� se, sestro!
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Slepej.
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Smutnej.
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Rogere, nenech�me t�
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se neust�le v�let v...
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Tak po�kat, pro� jsi
v kole�kov�m k�esle?
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Netu�il jsem do jak�ho
k�esla se to hodl�m usadit,
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proto�e jsem slepej!
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No tak, Rogere,
st�le m��e� ��t plnohodnotnej �ivot.
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M��u, Steve?
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U� nikdy nespat��m
dal��ho Thomase Kinkadela
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nebo tlou�t�ka, jak zavalil
tepl�ho �ernocha.
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H�d�m se budu muset zab�t.
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Ne dokud jsem tu j�!
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Odte� je na��m �ivotn�m posl�n�m
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pomoci ti znovu objevit tv�j
charakteristick�
�ivotn� el�n!
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To se uvid�, Francine.
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To se uvid�.
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Te� v�n�, jak m��ou dva
naprosto sexy lid� jako vy
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stvo�il takovouhle...
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a t�m nemysl�m nic proti Barrymu,
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Obdivuji Barryho a mysl�m to
nejmileji, jak to jen jde...
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... �aludek obracej�c� zr�du?
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Ah! To jste trefil.
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Ach, my ho prost� bereme
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jako na�i b�je�nou
malou kostku m�sl��ka.
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Barry, kde jsi tyhle dva
celou dobu schov�val?
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To oni by sp� m�li schov�vat
jeho!
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Uhaste plameny!
Uhaste plameny!
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Mami, tati, m��u j�t na z�chod...
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D�lej si co chce�, n�m je to jedno.
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Hups, �patn� m�stnost.
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V takov�hle jsem je�t� nikdy nebyl...
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"Tak�e vy chcete zkusit Swingers"?
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"Tak�e vy u� jste zkusil Swingers"?
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"Tak�e vy si chcete d�t Swingers
s rodi�i kamar�da va�eho syna"?!
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Pro Barryho
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Barryho rodi�e neud�laj�
pohodov� rodi�e z t�ch m�ch.
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Oni se leda v pohod�
ud�laj� na m�mu a t�tu!
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Tohle bylo nejsp� mnohem
nechutn�j��, ne� bylo nezbytn�.
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Ale proboha!
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V�d�l jsi, �e se
tvoji rodi�e v�nuj� swingers?
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No jasn�!
Neust�le ��kaj� v�ci jako t�eba
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"You're money and you
don't even know it,"
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nebo "You're so money."
Nebo "That's money baby."
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Poslouchej, moji rodi�e
na sex moc nejsou.
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Jestli je odsud nedostanu d��v
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ne� to na n� va�i vybal�, u� nikdy
by n�m nemuseli dovolit se st�kat.
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- Ch�pe�?
- Ne!
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- �as na bunkr na strom�!
- �as na bunkr na strom�!
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�as na bunkr na strom�?
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Bavte se, vy dva!
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V�t�inu noc� tr�v�m
v bunkru na strom�,
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zat�mco moji rodi�e
po��daj� wrestlingov� p�rty.
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Na�ase nasadit si p�sku
p�es o�i a sluch�tka!
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Stane! Francine!
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Ban�novej dezert ve v��ivce!
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Ban�novej dezert?
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S t�mi ban�ny ve tvaru penisu
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a kope�kama zmrzliny ve tvaru prsou?
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Mus�m je zastavit!
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- Stane! Kr�sn� plavky.
- Ty jsou tvoje.
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Jo, ale tys je p�kn� vyplnil.
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Dal jim p�knej tvar.
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Mus�m rychle do nemocnice!
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Ach, s tebou je to po��d
sam� nemocnice, Steve!
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Nejd��v kdy� ses narodil a te� znovu?
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[ Ro���ci 2 - Dal�� generace ]
Tohle je hloupost. Nevid�m.
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Pro� jdeme do kina?
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Proto�e bude� sv�j �ivot ��t
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p�esn� jako p�edt�m.
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Dob�e, ale popravd�,
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j� v kin� nikdy p�edt�m nebyl.
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Lenochod?! Mysl� tu p��eru,
kter� zabila celou Chunkovu rodinu
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potom, co se k nim odst�hoval?
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- Kdo to ��kal?
- Ten druhej.
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- P��t!
- P��t!
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Ro���ci se nikdy neohl�ej!
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Bylo tohle to heslo?
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- Co to ��kal?
- Co�e?
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- Jse� slepej, ne hluchej.
- Co?
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Promi�, poslouch�m podcast.
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Oh, m��e� mi to p�e��st?
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O�ek�v�m zpr�vu od
m�ho kamar�da McDaniela.
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- P��t!
- To byla kter� postava?
197
00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,519
- To nebylo z toho...
- Je to od McDaniela?
198
00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:15,920
Zrovna te� se s McDanielem h�d�me.
199
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,390
Tak�e jestli to je od
McDaniela, neodepisuj.
200
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,059
- Je to od Rafiho.
- Ach, s Rafim se taky h�d�m.
201
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,460
Je to p�knej sr��.
202
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Poslouchej, budu ti
diktovat zpr�vu...
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00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,530
- Zav�ete sakra klapa�ky!
- Zav�i hubu, debile!
204
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Nechce� odsud rad�ji vypadnout?!
205
00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:30,335
Fajn! J� ti ��kal,
�e je to blbej n�pad!
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00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,473
To by sta�ilo! Je mi jedno,
jestli jse� slepej, br�cho!
207
00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:36,008
Nakopu ti prdel!
208
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,542
Aah! Ne, ne, ne, ne!
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J� sem... toho chl�pka zml�til?
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Jasn�!
211
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:47,019
Ztr�ta zraku my musela
vylep�it v�echny ostatn� smysly!
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- Popravd�...
- P��t.
213
00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,688
Pod�vej, jak je ��astnej!
214
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,025
Obzvl�t� m�j �ich.
215
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,361
Vy, pane, jste pedofil.
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Swingers...
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Jak je?
218
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,703
Co d�l� u m� v pokoji?
219
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Jen se ti prob�r�m v�cma.
220
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,508
Bo��nku, vypad� vystresovan�.
Co se d�je?
221
00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,376
M�ma a t�ta zbo��ujou Barryho rodi�e,
222
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ale uk�zalo se, �e jsou pro swingers.
223
00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:15,113
A te� m�m strach, �e
a� to m�ma a t�ta zjist�,
224
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,315
nedovol� mi se
s Barrym nad�le kamar�dit.
225
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O to nem�j strach.
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Sp� m�j strach o to, aby se
m�ma a t�ta nedali taky na swingers.
227
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,921
Co�e?! To by nikdy neud�lali.
228
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,990
Jo, v�n�? To zn�, �e si
je Barryho rodi�e chystaj�.
229
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,392
Je jen ot�zkou �asu, ne� zatnou
230
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zuby do sv� ko�isti.
231
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,262
M�ma a t�ta nebudou
v�d�t, odkud to p�i�lo.
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A pak co?
233
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Rozvod. Na 100%.
234
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:33,998
Nebudou schopni to ust�t.
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M�ma, jasn�.
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Je to �ensk� jak m� b�t.
237
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,336
Ale t�ta? Bez �ance.
238
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,072
Nen� mo�n�, aby to
nezni�ili jejich man�elstv�.
239
00:10:41,146 --> 00:10:43,275
No jo, sakra �e, nunchaky!
240
00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:45,878
Michelangelo! Michelangelo!
241
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,947
Zat�m, �prte.
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00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,817
Um, mrz� m�, �e jsem v� tahal
243
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na tu ot�esnou v�erej�� ve�e�i.
244
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,221
Co ��k�te na Connie a Teda?
245
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,623
- P�knej p�rek kret�n�, nem�m pravdu?
- Co�e?
246
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,959
Connie a Ted jsou
moc v pohod�, chlape!
247
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,828
Jo. Dokonce n�m navrhli,
abysme se n�kdy zase se�li.
248
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,564
V ��dn�m p��pad�!
249
00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:07,232
Te� m� poslouchejte,
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00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,634
zakazuji v�m st�kat
se s Barryho rodi�i.
251
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,104
Um, nev�m p�esn�,
co to do tebe vjelo,
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ale jak p�esn� n�m
v tom chce� zabr�nit?
253
00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:16,308
"Um," co t�eba toto?
254
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,643
Jestli�e s nimi t�eba jen promluv�te,
255
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,779
zak�u v�m v� p��stup na internet.
256
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,314
J�
plat�m za internet.
257
00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,917
Jo, ale jen
j� v�m,
jak ho nastavit.
258
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:27,652
Dr�� n�s za vlasy,
nakr�tko, Francine.
259
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,649
Ted navrhnul, abychom si nechali
nar�st pubick� ochlupen�.
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00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:30,589
Je to p�irozen�.
261
00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:32,925
B�hem dvou minut
m��u zm�nit heslo k WiFi,
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00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:35,393
a pak u� m��e� jen
zam�vat Jaku Paulovi, t�to!
263
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,055
Ty �mejde!
Co m� za probl�m?!
264
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,664
To vy jste ti, kdo m� probl�m,
265
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,866
proto�e m�te zaracha!
266
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,536
- Jsi tak nef�r!
- B�te do sv�ho pokoje!
267
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,471
- Nesn��me t�!
- Nesn��me t�!
268
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,818
Roger byl tak ��astnej,
kdy� si myslel,
269
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�e zml�til toho chl�pka tam v kin�.
270
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,355
To je pravda.
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00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:05,290
Tak�e, abychom pozvedli
jeho ducha je�t� v�ce,
272
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zavolal jsem jeho improviza�n� t�m,
273
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,494
Pizza Party V�kend...
274
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Pizza Party V�kend?!
275
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,965
Vid�l jsem je, jak to
rozjeli v univerzitn� posilovn�!
276
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:15,968
Ano. A dnes budeme
pracovat spole�n�, abychom
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00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:19,704
Rogera p�im�li myslet si,
�e p�ekazil �nos vlaku teroristy,
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00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,775
p�esn� podle m�ho �pln�
nejobl�ben�j��ho filmu...
279
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"P�epaden� 2: Temn� �zem�."
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00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,304
Poslouchej, jak ten motor p�je.
V�n�, u� jsme vyjeli!
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Nikdo ani hnout!
282
00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:39,558
Tohle je akc� nabit�
teroristick� p�epaden� vlaku!
283
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:44,062
Rogere! Mus� je zastavit!
284
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,397
V�n� si mysl�te, �e to zvl�dnu?
285
00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:48,000
V�me, �e to zvl�dne�,
v���me v tebe!
286
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:51,269
Ude�, Rogere! Ude�!
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00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,006
Jde mi to!
288
00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:56,074
Dobr� pr�ce, Rogere! Te� �plhej!
289
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,012
Ty vole. Te� jsem jako�e na st�e�e
290
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a bl�� se tunel,
taky je tady naho�e
291
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,615
banda samuraj�.
292
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,417
Oh, krut�! Pobiju se s nima!
293
00:13:05,419 --> 00:13:08,086
Dob�e, te� kopni! Sekni!
294
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,490
Zvl�dnuls to!
295
00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:14,893
�pln� s�m jsi porazil
v�echny ty teroristy.
296
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,294
Jsem hrdina!
297
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,763
N�kte�� ti terorist�
p��jemn� zavon�li �unkou,
298
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kdy� jsem je pra�til.
299
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,601
To se mi l�bilo.
300
00:13:25,912 --> 00:13:27,840
�au, d�cka, po��d na�tvan�?
301
00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:29,974
Je n�m zle. Z tebe.
302
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,177
Mysl�m, �e kv�li tomu
celej v�kend prole��me v posteli.
303
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,857
Tak po�kat, ve zpr�v�ch ��kali, �e
304
00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:47,259
z t� ZOO zmizeli
t�i orangutani...
305
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,064
Mus�m zastavit vlastn� rodi�e p�edt�m,
306
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:56,068
ne� ud�laj� tu nejv�t�� chybu v �ivot�!
307
00:13:58,412 --> 00:13:59,872
Nevid�ls moje rodi�e?
308
00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:03,141
Jo, s mou m�mou a m�m t�tou
vyrazili na v�kend mimo m�sto.
309
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,410
Pov�dali, �e jedou sem.
310
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,546
NUDISTICK� RESORT
311
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"Nudistick� Resort"?!
312
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,683
Ale kdy� je �lov�k nahej, tak m� sex!
313
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,618
Nemus� tomu tak b�t.
314
00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:18,224
NUDISTICK� RESORT
Bur�ky zdarma!
315
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:21,627
D�kujeme za svezen�,
pane �idi�i n�kla��ku!
316
00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:24,963
Pomoc d�tem je posl�n�,
pro kter� trucke�i �ij�!
317
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,033
Nu�e, je na�ase doru�it tuto
dod�vku d�tsk�ho jedu!
318
00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:36,374
Dobr�, mus�me se tam dostat
319
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,977
a naj�t na�e rodi�e, d��v ne�
ti tvoji ulehnou s t�ma m�ma.
320
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,047
Ale dovnit� nikdy nepust� dv� d�cka.
321
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,284
E-hm.
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00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:49,187
My tady jsme jeden dosp�l� jedinec,
323
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,390
kter� by si r�d koupil jednodenn�
l�stek do va�eho ujet�ho podniku.
324
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,992
V�te�n�, pane.
325
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,728
$50.
326
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,131
V�te�n�, pane.
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00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,003
Stanford a Francine Smithovi!
328
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,805
Vy dva se mnou okam�it� odch�z�te dom�!
329
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,541
Tys n�s vystopoval a� sem?!
330
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:10,676
Co m� za probl�m?!
331
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:12,210
M�j probl�m je ten, �e
332
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,280
vy dva jste p��li� naivn� abyste
poznali, �e tihle dva jedou ve swingers.
333
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,482
- My to v�me!
- My to v�me!
334
00:15:16,484 --> 00:15:18,883
Vy... to v�te?
335
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,553
To znamen�, �e vy dva
jste te� taky na swingers?
336
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:25,157
Ne. Bav� n�s st�kat
se s Connie a Tedem,
337
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:27,893
ale hned prvn� noc
jsme jim jasn� �ekli,
338
00:15:27,895 --> 00:15:30,095
�e swingers nen� nic pro n�s.
339
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,630
Sami se dok�eme
dr�et vlastn�ch hranic.
340
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,899
Je to pravda.
341
00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:35,501
Ti dva u� tady maj�
i vlastn� p�ezd�vku...
342
00:15:35,503 --> 00:15:37,169
"Ne-ne-ne-ovi"
343
00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:38,837
P�� poka�d� by� se jen pokus�
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o n� ot��t genit�liemi,
je to hned,
345
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,574
"Ne-ne-ne."
346
00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:43,709
Ne-ne-ne.
347
00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:45,277
Ne-ne-ne.
348
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,912
Ne-ne-ne.
349
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,990
Hele, vr�t� se tvoji rodi�e brzy?
350
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,592
Mysl�m, �e jim dlu��m omluvu.
351
00:16:00,594 --> 00:16:02,728
Bylo ode m� hloup� myslet si,
352
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,262
�e v�ichni skon��
ve skupinov�m swingers, co?
353
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,198
Pr�v� naopak.
354
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,401
Lid� sem chod� pr�v� kv�li swingers.
355
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,802
A swingers se...
356
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,004
m�m rodi��m...
357
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,840
dostane.
358
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,476
Stane, Francine, nevid�l n�kdo z v�s
359
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,811
tady v okol� Rogera?
360
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,679
Jeff pov�dal, �e ho
poveze do p��stavu,
361
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,814
aby tam bojoval se zlo�inem.
362
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,283
Pov�dal, �e p��stav je plnej zlo�inu.
363
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,618
Ach, ne!
364
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:29,955
Odvedli jsme a� p��li� dobrou pr�ci
p�i jeho p�esv�d�ov�n�, jak je siln�!
365
00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:31,123
Mus�m ho zastavit!
366
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,230
Zastav! Rogere!
367
00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:39,831
Akor�t se nech� zab�t!
368
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,434
��dnej Roger. ��kej mi...
369
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,502
Slep� Spravedlnost!
370
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,304
Nem� pos�len� smysly a s�lu!
371
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,773
V�echno jsme to hr�li!
372
00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:49,707
M�m do tebe ten rozum snad naml�tit?
373
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,047
Je to mo�n�...?
374
00:16:57,802 --> 00:16:59,651
Tak jo, deale�i drog!
375
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,987
Zlu u� na cestu d�l sv�tit nebudeme!
376
00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:04,856
Nevad�, kdy� si p�j��m tohle?
377
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,725
R�d bych vyp�lil naslepo.
378
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,528
P�knej pokus.
379
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,398
Jen si tady odlo��m n��!
380
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:17,335
Ach, hnus, jeden z t�ch
chl�pk� si tady ur�it� prdnul.
381
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,737
J� to nebyl.
382
00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:23,341
Dobr�, mysl�m, �e to budou v�ichni.
383
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,943
Jeffe, rozsvi�!
384
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:34,820
Ach, pro� ten chl�pek
nep�estane prd�t?
385
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,226
Jak si mo�n� vzpom�n�,
p�r m�s�c� zp�tky,
386
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,362
kter� mi p�ijdou jako n�kolik let,
387
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,099
m� tv�j otec p�esv�d�il,
abych p�estal br�t pr�ky,
388
00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:49,367
kter� on pova�oval za vitam�ny.
389
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,770
Ve skute�nosti to ale
byl anti-psychotick� l�k.
390
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,839
Jo, jasn� �e si vzp...
391
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:56,108
Bez nich u� jsem nebyl tak hloupej,
392
00:17:56,110 --> 00:18:01,980
sp� naopak, ��belsk� zl� g�nius!
393
00:18:01,982 --> 00:18:03,649
Jo. Vzpom�n�m. Ale...
394
00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:05,250
Mezit�m, Hayley se na�tvala
395
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,119
kdy� zjistila, �e prost�edky na jej�
396
00:18:07,121 --> 00:18:09,921
Eskym�ck� studijn� program
byly vlo�eny do bratrstv�...
397
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,389
Po�kat, co�e?
398
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,725
Nemysl�m si, �e jsme
o n��em takov�m v�bec v�d�li...
399
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,260
Ticho!
400
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,396
Ka�dop�dn�, kdy� jsi m� na
tento v�let vzal v takov�m sp�chu,
401
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:22,067
zas a znova jsi m�
od��znul od m�ch l�k�
402
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:26,604
a t�m zpe�etil z�hubu
man�elstv� tv�ch rodi��!
403
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,208
M�j pl�n u� je v pln�m proudu.
404
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,077
To byl posl��ek.
405
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:33,811
Pov�dal, �e si m�me j�t oba
406
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,880
vyzvednout ta�ky do sauny.
407
00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:36,882
Do sauny? To zn� zvl�tn�.
408
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:39,751
Co je je�t� zvl�tn�j��?
V�echny na�e ta�ky jsou tady.
409
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,186
Ale co, ta�ky zdarma.
410
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,089
Hrajete si na kovboje a indi�ny, co?
411
00:18:44,091 --> 00:18:45,290
Ten posl��ek ��kal...
412
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,758
Ne, to nen� ono.
413
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,160
Ten posl��ek...
414
00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:49,561
Sakra, u� mi to nejde.
415
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,363
Ten...
Ten posl��ek...
416
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:52,498
Jo, to je ono.
417
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,502
Ten posl��ek ��kal, �e si
m�te j�t oba dva vyzvednout ta�ky
418
00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:59,171
- do sauny.
- Ach, dob�e.
419
00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:02,240
D�ky za vy��zen�, zlato.
420
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:06,845
Nyn� se tvoje nejhor��
obavy stanou skute�nost�!
421
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,315
Tohle je ten stejnej kluk,
kterej m� kousnul do prstu,
422
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,317
p�� jsem v n�m dr�el kousek dortu.
423
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:16,788
Hal�?
424
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,790
Stane? Franny?
425
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,526
Zavazadla tady je�t� nejsou.
426
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:23,061
Zat�m se posa�te, ud�lejte si pohodl�.
427
00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:25,997
V t� p��e je chemick� afrodiziakum,
428
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,465
kter� d�l� lidi
429
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,001
Tis�ckr�t nadr�en�j��,
430
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,404
ne� je to p�irozen� mo�n�.
431
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,806
Je jedno, �e se swingers
p�edt�m ��astnit necht�li,
432
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:38,944
te� u� nebudou m�t
nejmen�� �anci tomu odolat!
433
00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:40,812
Nechce� snad vid�t
svoje rodi�e potrestan�,
434
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,080
mlad� Stevene?
435
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,682
Za to, �e t� nenechali
d�lat si co chce�?
436
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,953
Ale oni to d�lali jen
proto, �e o m� m�li starosti.
437
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:50,488
A ty mi te� chce� rozvr�tit rodinu?
438
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,958
Za��n�m b�t na�tvanej, Barry,
439
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,093
jsem z toho v�n� frustrovanej...
440
00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:57,763
Ned�lej to, Stevene.
Ne �e se zbl�zn�.
441
00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:59,031
Ach, u� se to bl��...
442
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,966
- Neopova�uj se.
- Te� u� to nezastav�...
443
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,435
- Neradil bych ti bl�znit.
- Je to tady!
444
00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:05,000
ZBL�ZN�N�
445
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,444
FRUSTRAVAN�
446
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,091
M�ma a t�ta!
447
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:33,398
Ach, ne! Jdu p��li� pozd�!
448
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,933
V�ichni u� jste m�li sex!
449
00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:37,335
Ano, ale jen s na�imi
p��slu�n�mi partnery.
450
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,271
Pov�sili jsme si ru�n�k jako ze�.
451
00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:41,607
A�koliv jsme si p�es n�j
celkem dostkr�t pl�cli.
452
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:45,343
V�dy� jsme ti ��kali, �e
si vlastn� hranice dok�eme ohl�dat.
453
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,146
Ach. To je �leva.
454
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:49,981
Cel� tahle sc�na je pro m�
i tak p�kn� odporn�.
455
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,283
Uvid�me se v aut�.
456
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,886
V�te vy, jak� je moje
nejobl�ben�j�� ��st sexu?
457
00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:58,356
Ta na konci.
Ten ��lenej pocit.
458
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,232
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