Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,961
Previously on Veronica Mars...
2
00:00:02,962 --> 00:00:04,796
Where's the ring, raghead?!
3
00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,931
- I don't know!
- Liar!
4
00:00:07,682 --> 00:00:09,476
Abu Ghraaaah!
5
00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:13,805
Kill those two guys back there.
I never want to see them again.
6
00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,890
This is from the congressman.
7
00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,144
Big Dick Casablancas and Clyde Pickett
8
00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:23,249
are responsible for the bombings.
9
00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,199
They are killing Neptune
10
00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,680
as a spring break destination city!
11
00:00:27,681 --> 00:00:30,280
- I'm makin' it a bigger thing?!
- Clyde, no one believes him!
12
00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:32,105
He's the pizza boy who cried wolf.
13
00:00:32,106 --> 00:00:33,939
Duck!
14
00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:35,699
There's something digging into my back.
15
00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:36,907
Oh!
16
00:00:36,908 --> 00:00:41,499
I need help from someone with
top secret government clearance
17
00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,519
in finding the person
18
00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,330
who is blackmailing Daniel Maloof.
19
00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,130
You don't seem to care
about all those people
20
00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:49,257
getting killed by bombs, Juan Diego.
21
00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,384
Six hundred. It'll get
you far away from here.
22
00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,437
It's a pattern,
23
00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:54,190
- but I was missing a perp.
- And now?
24
00:00:54,191 --> 00:00:55,385
What about Nicole?
25
00:00:55,386 --> 00:00:57,419
We know for sure that
almost every victim
26
00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:58,867
passed through Quacks.
27
00:00:58,868 --> 00:01:01,099
Not a lot of ladies slip on sap gloves
28
00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,540
and knock men out with
practiced right hooks.
29
00:01:07,677 --> 00:01:09,012
I think it was there,
30
00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:12,101
sitting at my desk listening
to my new buddy Nicole
31
00:01:12,102 --> 00:01:15,651
playing Mr. Wobbly Hides His
Helmet with one of her bartenders
32
00:01:15,652 --> 00:01:17,988
that it crossed my mind.
33
00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:20,911
There might be something wrong with me.
34
00:01:20,912 --> 00:01:24,499
Maybe Logan was right. I should
have sought professional help
35
00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,000
- right then.
- Veronica.
36
00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,171
Line one, Ms. Mars.
37
00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,887
Thanks, darlin'.
38
00:01:29,888 --> 00:01:31,507
Uh, coffee. Black.
39
00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,429
You're prettier when you smile.
40
00:01:36,484 --> 00:01:38,015
Veronica Mars.
41
00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:40,580
Of course I remember.
42
00:01:41,119 --> 00:01:44,063
She did? How?
43
00:01:46,505 --> 00:01:48,650
Okay. I'll look into it right away.
44
00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:50,094
Okay, Renee.
45
00:01:50,095 --> 00:01:52,111
I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
46
00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:56,774
Matty's family left on a spring
break vacation to Paris.
47
00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:59,112
Matty's mom and stepfather
were in first class,
48
00:01:59,113 --> 00:02:02,326
so neither of them noticed
that Matty never boarded.
49
00:02:02,327 --> 00:02:04,540
She Home Alone-d them.
50
00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,624
Matty's mom wants me to find her.
51
00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,819
- Well, you've done it before.
- Oh.
52
00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:12,681
And Nicole sold Comrade Quacks
to Big Dick Casablancas
53
00:02:12,682 --> 00:02:15,426
just days after confronting him
at the City Council meeting.
54
00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:19,099
But someone was just telling me
that Nicole couldn't be a suspect
55
00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,280
because she would never
destroy her own business
56
00:02:21,282 --> 00:02:23,226
by setting off these bombs.
57
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,667
Well, that person,
58
00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:29,005
whoever it was,
59
00:02:29,006 --> 00:02:30,776
is a real asshole.
60
00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:35,226
Alexa. Who's the bomber?
61
00:02:35,227 --> 00:02:37,741
Uh, we don't have one of those.
62
00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,980
Then who the hell's been talkin'
to me when you're not here?
63
00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:49,074
64
00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:13,000
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
65
00:03:34,303 --> 00:03:36,725
Bonjour, mon enfant terrible.
66
00:03:38,144 --> 00:03:39,469
Quelle surprise.
67
00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,817
Where's the wine?
68
00:03:41,818 --> 00:03:45,533
In your mother's voice when
she called me this morning.
69
00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:48,436
Of course my mom called you.
70
00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,587
Yeah. She shoulda just let it slide.
71
00:03:51,588 --> 00:03:53,817
I mean, uncool, Mom.
72
00:03:57,642 --> 00:03:59,812
Who's the Salvador Dali of string art?
73
00:03:59,813 --> 00:04:03,035
Me. It was hanging up in the
office when it blew up.
74
00:04:04,405 --> 00:04:07,331
I did it when I was ten. Dad loved it.
75
00:04:08,371 --> 00:04:11,126
Did you know that Big
Dick left his first wife
76
00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:13,586
for this tart 20 years younger than him?
77
00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,922
I know everything.
78
00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,599
Did you know that Big Dick had a son
79
00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,420
who blew up a busload of kids?
80
00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,148
Fully up to speed.
81
00:04:22,149 --> 00:04:23,651
So what I don't get is why
82
00:04:23,652 --> 00:04:26,308
you don't think his asshole
father could be the bomber?
83
00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,300
I did at first.
84
00:04:29,288 --> 00:04:32,251
But...
85
00:04:32,252 --> 00:04:35,900
Matty, with each bomb, it
seems less and less likely.
86
00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,055
But he's the one profiting
from the bombs.
87
00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:39,975
He's buying up all the land.
88
00:04:39,976 --> 00:04:42,898
I just don't think he has the
stomach for mass murder.
89
00:04:42,899 --> 00:04:44,649
So he hires people.
90
00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:46,599
Like Perry Walsh, the guy
who planted the bomb
91
00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,908
in our vending machine?
92
00:04:47,909 --> 00:04:49,787
Or that guy Clyde?
93
00:04:49,788 --> 00:04:52,667
Clyde was well known for robbing banks
94
00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:55,921
using nothing more than good
manners and his bedroom voice.
95
00:04:56,885 --> 00:04:58,257
Fine.
96
00:04:59,849 --> 00:05:02,187
Call your mom.
97
00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:06,556
Tell her you're okay.
98
00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,744
Whoa. Don't tase me,
bro, I'll make the call.
99
00:05:12,165 --> 00:05:13,437
It's yours.
100
00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,131
It's pretty self-explanatory.
101
00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,359
What's up, Don?
102
00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,865
I only have a few minutes
103
00:05:28,866 --> 00:05:31,286
before I have to brief
Senator Klynholtz.
104
00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:35,877
Which tie best tells the House
Republicans to jam it up their asses?
105
00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:38,300
Uh, no tie. A dashiki.
106
00:05:38,301 --> 00:05:41,173
And I always thought you'd look
good in a kufi prayer cap.
107
00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,050
So, blue tie.
108
00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,189
Oh, my God. You used to have balls.
109
00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:47,179
"Thirty minutes or less."
Do you remember those days?
110
00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,407
I envy you, Penny. No
real responsibilities.
111
00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:52,954
Still able to shake
your first at the Man.
112
00:05:52,955 --> 00:05:54,896
Hey, I have got it all goin' on.
113
00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,921
Anyway, the reason I called...
114
00:05:56,922 --> 00:05:58,900
It's not for fashion advice?
115
00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:03,141
Carol mentioned to me that you
two were pursuing a new theory,
116
00:06:03,142 --> 00:06:06,272
something about prostituting oneself?
117
00:06:06,273 --> 00:06:09,655
Anyway, us fellow Murderheads
all agree it'd be best
118
00:06:09,656 --> 00:06:12,577
if you ran any new theories by me first
119
00:06:12,578 --> 00:06:15,290
before announcing them publicly.
120
00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:18,879
Shit, the Senator's gonna be pissed.
Tell me you're onboard.
121
00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,553
Fine.
122
00:06:21,554 --> 00:06:23,431
There's my team player.
123
00:06:23,432 --> 00:06:24,593
Dominate.
124
00:06:28,359 --> 00:06:29,931
Asshole.
125
00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:34,060
Uh, FBI agents are ineligible
to collect rewards.
126
00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,334
So what I'm hearing is
that there is no reason
127
00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,231
you should not tell me
everything you know.
128
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,677
Okay. Here's what I know.
129
00:06:41,678 --> 00:06:44,432
My bosses are having us chase a guy
that I don't think is the guy.
130
00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:47,062
He's a serial bomber, but I...
131
00:06:47,063 --> 00:06:49,568
- Why don't you like him?
- Well, he's a racist.
132
00:06:49,569 --> 00:06:51,822
A racist? Well, then I
don't like him either.
133
00:06:51,823 --> 00:06:53,617
Yeah, but these Neptune
bombings, they don't feel like
134
00:06:53,618 --> 00:06:55,245
they have a racial component to them.
135
00:06:55,246 --> 00:06:56,665
True.
136
00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,211
The victims are like a Benneton ad.
137
00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:02,594
Exactly. But the people
above me in the food chain
138
00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:06,467
tell me to focus on this guy,
so I'm gonna focus on this guy.
139
00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:10,221
Unless, of course, you've
already solved the case.
140
00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:13,616
Is this, uh, your bag full o' clues?
141
00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:16,602
No, that's my bag full o' lady stuff.
142
00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:20,420
Suspect sighting in Reno.
We gotta boogie.
143
00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:24,053
Okay. Let's not be late
capturing the wrong guy.
144
00:07:24,054 --> 00:07:26,905
Uh, it's good to see you, Veronica.
145
00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,225
"Prostitute yourself"?
146
00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,494
Yeah. Exactly.
147
00:07:57,495 --> 00:08:00,146
It's all laid for you. It's
practically courtroom ready!
148
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,630
Get the hell out of my office!
149
00:08:02,631 --> 00:08:05,177
You are the pizza boy who cried wolf,
150
00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:07,264
and we are done listening to you!
151
00:08:07,265 --> 00:08:08,685
Do you understand?!
152
00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,361
These are old case files.
153
00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:17,785
Deaths written off as accidents
from previous spring breaks.
154
00:08:17,786 --> 00:08:22,380
So Leo said it was okay for you to
photograph confidential FBI files?
155
00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:25,008
Not in those exact words.
156
00:08:25,009 --> 00:08:27,012
Which words did he use?
157
00:08:27,013 --> 00:08:28,849
It was more of a vibe.
158
00:08:28,850 --> 00:08:31,688
There was a twinkle of
consent in his eye,
159
00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:35,988
the invitation implicit in the
very act of leaving the room.
160
00:08:35,989 --> 00:08:38,702
Implicit because he left you in the room
161
00:08:38,703 --> 00:08:42,855
and didn't specifically say,
"Please don't photograph these."
162
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,213
- See? You get it.
- Yep.
163
00:08:44,214 --> 00:08:45,524
What are you reading?
164
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,931
The incident at Chattanooga
Charlie's last spring break.
165
00:08:48,932 --> 00:08:50,475
I kind of remember it.
166
00:08:50,476 --> 00:08:53,481
One of the tanks exploded,
killed an employee.
167
00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:56,279
Report called it equipment failure.
168
00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,991
What do you got?
169
00:08:57,992 --> 00:09:00,078
Another suspicious accident.
170
00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:01,582
Three spring breaks ago,
171
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,710
A Hearst freshman Pi
Sig dies on the beach
172
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:08,554
from burns suffered when his tent
catches on fire with him in it.
173
00:09:08,555 --> 00:09:11,479
There were whispers of it
being a hazing gone wrong,
174
00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,680
but again, written off as an accident.
175
00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:15,619
I'll drop by Chattanooga Charlie's.
176
00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,404
I've already got a
rapport with the owner.
177
00:09:17,405 --> 00:09:18,557
Okay, sure.
178
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:22,372
And me and the guys at Pi Sigma
Sigma, we're super tight, so...
179
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,256
Knock knock. Who loves pizza?
180
00:09:31,183 --> 00:09:34,104
This clue is huge.
181
00:09:34,105 --> 00:09:37,235
In my mind, this blows this
whole thing right open.
182
00:09:37,236 --> 00:09:39,741
And this was a group Murderhead effort.
183
00:09:39,742 --> 00:09:43,874
I mean, I nudged them,
and then... voilà.
184
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:47,130
And I thought, "Who
should reel this fish in?
185
00:09:47,131 --> 00:09:51,549
Team Mars." That's why I'm
givin' you guys first crack.
186
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,679
I saw you in the police chief's
office a few hours ago.
187
00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,440
Okay. Look, that was my civic duty.
188
00:09:57,443 --> 00:10:00,679
This? This is me havin' a shot
189
00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:04,019
at a slice of that
quarter-million dollar reward.
190
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,855
What's the clue?
191
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,880
What's my cut?
192
00:10:07,881 --> 00:10:11,778
We're not going to negotiate
without knowing the clue.
193
00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:15,062
All right.
194
00:10:16,022 --> 00:10:18,109
Big Dick Casablancas
195
00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:23,035
has a Twitter feed called BigDickProps.
196
00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:26,250
Five times
197
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:30,551
he has used the phrase "prostitute
oneself" in his tweets.
198
00:10:30,552 --> 00:10:34,224
- That's weird, but what does it...
- The... note from the bomber
199
00:10:34,225 --> 00:10:35,427
included that phrase.
200
00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:39,681
You know how I know I'm onto something?
201
00:10:44,454 --> 00:10:45,664
How?
202
00:10:45,665 --> 00:10:47,167
Because yesterday
203
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,729
I found a dead duck in my bed.
204
00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:53,200
It's them telling me to back off.
205
00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:56,812
Now...
206
00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:58,909
about that cut.
207
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,440
My mom's all right.
208
00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:06,360
She just thought my dad lacked ambition.
209
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,129
They wanted different things, I guess.
210
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,671
It happens.
211
00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:16,342
I should go now. Thanks
for the square meal.
212
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,762
Hello.
213
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,945
Logan, Matty. Matty, Logan.
214
00:11:21,946 --> 00:11:23,908
- Hey there.
- Hi.
215
00:11:25,369 --> 00:11:27,436
I was just on my way out.
216
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,979
Something I said?
217
00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:32,926
- Bye.
- Bye.
218
00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:39,354
That's the girl who lost her
dad in the Sea Sprite bombing.
219
00:11:39,355 --> 00:11:40,566
That's her?
220
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,402
Yeah. Why?
221
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,532
Vinnie was in the Maloof suite today
222
00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:47,830
telling Amalia that he thought
the motel owner's daughter
223
00:11:47,831 --> 00:11:49,876
must have the missing ring.
224
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,836
Vinnie said he was gonna lean on her,
225
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,381
but her family was in
Paris for spring break.
226
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,851
Ugh. I'm gonna have to
pay Vinnie a visit.
227
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,148
Well, if that pisses you off,
228
00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:03,807
then you don't want to know
what Amalia's paying him.
229
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,059
Three grand a day.
230
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,895
- Christ.
- Yeah.
231
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,922
Hey, I heard from my buddy at the base.
232
00:12:12,923 --> 00:12:15,442
Sounds like he has a lead
on Maloof's blackmailer.
233
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,098
I'm gonna head down there tomorrow.
234
00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:19,684
- You should lead with the good news.
- Mm.
235
00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:24,536
So, what are you doing
tomorrow around 5:00?
236
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,680
Why?
237
00:12:27,326 --> 00:12:29,579
Because Jane said she can see us then.
238
00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:31,399
I must have missed the part
239
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,336
where I said I would
go see your therapist.
240
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,880
That word doesn't even sound right.
241
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:40,259
It's more like... talking to a friend.
242
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,719
I don't pay my friends.
243
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,139
I don't either. Insurance covers it.
244
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,239
But Jane thinks it would be
beneficial to our relationship
245
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,687
to see her together.
246
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:58,020
Logan, I admire your
dedication to self-discovery.
247
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,600
- You sure?
- Somewhat.
248
00:13:00,602 --> 00:13:03,867
But I'm absolutely fine
with where I've landed.
249
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,987
Are you?
250
00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:09,620
- Ohhh.
- You're crazy!
251
00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:11,999
I'm gonna take a shower.
252
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,300
Ohh.
253
00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:22,770
What's wrong with watching
TV and having sex?
254
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,347
That's therapy for me.
255
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:34,699
I'm gonna go see some naked ladies
256
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,980
and scare a buffoon! You wanna come?
257
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,902
You say somethin'?
258
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,220
Veronica?
259
00:14:01,389 --> 00:14:04,385
No, no, I will not go to the
Champagne Room with you.
260
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,774
Do I have money? Yes.
I got a lot of money.
261
00:14:06,775 --> 00:14:09,070
But I can tell by the pitter-patter
of your little footsteps
262
00:14:09,071 --> 00:14:11,116
that you're a little
light in the caboose
263
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,899
and, uh, the ladies I take
to the Champagne Room
264
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:17,045
are a lot of things, but light in
the caboose is not one of 'em.
265
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,941
Oh. Hey, Veronica.
266
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,261
This place has a Champagne Room?
267
00:14:21,262 --> 00:14:23,098
You know what?
268
00:14:23,099 --> 00:14:26,480
It's that air of superiority,
that patronizing tone,
269
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:28,985
that has sparked a
political backlash, okay?
270
00:14:28,986 --> 00:14:32,033
White men. We're not gonna
take it anymore, V-Chip.
271
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,494
Right, guys?
272
00:14:33,495 --> 00:14:36,124
Uh, you run a business
out of a strip club.
273
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,835
I can't help but feel superior.
274
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,380
Also... yeah, the results
are in. I am superior.
275
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,097
We're at a titty bar.
276
00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:44,474
That means I win.
277
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:47,438
So... heh heh... what do you want?
278
00:14:47,439 --> 00:14:51,265
I am hereby issuing a restraining
order for Matty Ross.
279
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:55,060
You are to stay at least 200
feet away at all times,
280
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,522
or risk me doing something mean to you.
281
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,714
Okay, Katniss.
282
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,720
_
283
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:05,391
Uh, Veronica, you can't
use your phone in...
284
00:15:05,392 --> 00:15:06,686
I know, I just need...
285
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,397
Put the phone away.
286
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:10,819
Put. The. Phone. Away.
287
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,407
- I heard you!
- Tried to tell ya.
288
00:15:13,408 --> 00:15:15,327
How do you use this place as an office
289
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,582
if you can't use your phone?
290
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,211
I can use my phone.
291
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,383
By the way...
292
00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:25,550
what you're charging the
Maloofs is an outrage.
293
00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,312
Well, Mrs. Maloof let me know
294
00:15:28,313 --> 00:15:31,138
what the number two P.I.
outfit in town was charging,
295
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,074
and I had to adjust my rates.
296
00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:35,434
Plus all the up-charges.
297
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,269
Up-charges?
298
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,417
Yeah. Photocopying, mileage,
299
00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:41,923
trackin' down a couple of Mexicans.
300
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,763
What makes you think that Matty
knows where the ring is?
301
00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:48,268
Well, process of elimination.
302
00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:49,599
You know, I talked to everyone else
303
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,024
who woulda had a chance to take it,
304
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,736
and no one's seen it.
305
00:15:52,737 --> 00:15:55,867
And then I was watching the
news coverage of that night,
306
00:15:55,868 --> 00:16:00,084
and there's this girl... walkin'
through the crime scene,
307
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,966
bendin' down, pickin' up stuff.
308
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:05,547
Would you like a dance, Vinnie?
309
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,299
I would indeed.
310
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,900
Bye, Veronica.
311
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,738
The good ol' days,
312
00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:16,951
it was wall-to-wall dicks
and chicks in here,
313
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:18,453
but now look at us.
314
00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:22,253
You want a slice? It's Cho's
sweet and sour pork pizza.
315
00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,592
I can't lie, I'm gonna
miss this in Chattanooga.
316
00:16:24,593 --> 00:16:25,729
No, thanks.
317
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,307
You were telling me about
the accident last year.
318
00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:31,606
Yeah. Mike, he was our brewmaster,
319
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:34,612
he comes in one day, starts tellin'
me that the boil kettle is ma...
320
00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:37,535
that's this, um... here,
I'll just show ya.
321
00:16:38,494 --> 00:16:41,458
Mike says it's makin' this crazy noise
322
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,548
and it's spittin' out
steam all over the place,
323
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,842
and he tells me to go get this wrench.
324
00:16:46,843 --> 00:16:48,219
And he's real pissed off
325
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,392
'cause he says somebody's
messed with his tank.
326
00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:53,387
So I go to get the wrench, and
that's when I hear the boom.
327
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:56,906
Um, the relief valve, that's this
little doohickey right here,
328
00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:58,910
apparently it just blew,
329
00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:01,145
and it killed Mike instantly.
330
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,381
Veronica Mars.
331
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:06,650
I'm a private investigator.
332
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,389
I'm looking into the recent
bombings here in Neptune.
333
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:12,228
I need to talk to Darren
Silva, Campbell Davis,
334
00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:14,274
and Blake Long.
335
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:16,404
Yeah, sorry, they're not here.
336
00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:18,908
Well, their cars are here.
337
00:17:18,909 --> 00:17:21,789
So you can either take me to them
338
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,714
or count on the police receiving a
noise complaint about this house
339
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:28,005
every Saturday night for the next year.
340
00:17:29,054 --> 00:17:30,060
The bombings?
341
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,718
What would I know about the bombings?
342
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,734
What happened that spring
break night three years ago
343
00:17:35,735 --> 00:17:37,348
when your buddy Patrick Hatcher died?
344
00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:40,601
What?
345
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,687
I think you heard me.
346
00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:46,523
What does that have to
do with these bombings?
347
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,275
It was an accident.
348
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,471
We were all shitfaced, and...
349
00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:52,822
yeah, we all learned a valuable lesson.
350
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:57,401
You're not really a P. I. Who sent you?
351
00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:59,073
Was it the Lambdas?
352
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:01,827
Hats off, Lambdas.
353
00:18:01,828 --> 00:18:03,619
I'm a P. I., Mr. Davis.
354
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,239
Yeah, if you say so.
355
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,379
So what's your scam?
356
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,008
You gonna talk to me about
some uggo I took to bone town?
357
00:18:09,009 --> 00:18:10,590
Tell me she's pregnant?
358
00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:13,392
Is that necklace a... a camera there?
359
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,845
You suck, Lambdas!
360
00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:19,681
They're domestic lagers,
they all taste the same.
361
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,451
Now pick one, turn around,
362
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:25,354
and talk to me about the
night Patrick Hatcher died.
363
00:18:27,922 --> 00:18:28,923
Look, whoever you are,
364
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:31,010
my dad's a lawyer and he told
me not to talk to anyone.
365
00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:32,472
So leave me the hell alone.
366
00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:37,273
♪ 'Cause I'm high on forever ♪
367
00:18:37,274 --> 00:18:39,444
♪ Always together ♪
368
00:18:39,445 --> 00:18:41,407
♪ And I'm coming down ♪
369
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,496
♪ 'Cause it's starting to hurt ♪
370
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,586
♪ Starting to hurt ♪
371
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:55,644
Thank you, Neptune.
372
00:18:57,063 --> 00:18:58,595
Something I can help you with?
373
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,013
Blake Long?
374
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,723
Yeah, that's me.
375
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,517
Got a minute?
376
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:07,063
Yeah. Sure. What's... What's up?
377
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,499
What can you tell me about
378
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,260
the night three years ago
when Patrick Hatcher died?
379
00:19:13,639 --> 00:19:14,681
You!
380
00:19:14,682 --> 00:19:16,060
Get out. Now.
381
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,651
Now!
382
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,819
Little early for that.
383
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,164
Oh, but I finished my homework, Mom.
384
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,297
Ya see what I did there?
I called you Mom.
385
00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:34,070
It's funny because my mom was
also a judgmental shrew.
386
00:19:35,099 --> 00:19:37,476
Set up a trust fund for P. W.'s kid.
387
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,941
Use a Cayman account.
Enough to cover college.
388
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:44,057
P. W.?
389
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,684
Yeah. Perry Walsh.
390
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,562
I sure as shit know who P. W. is, Dick.
391
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:51,212
Leaving messages like this for me,
392
00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:53,300
messages where you ask me
to set up a trust fund
393
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:55,597
for the kid of a guy suspected
of bombing a building
394
00:19:55,598 --> 00:19:57,391
that we are desperate to buy,
395
00:19:57,392 --> 00:19:59,730
is a very good way to
end up back in prison.
396
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,567
- That's why I used initials.
- What?!
397
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,779
A ten-year-old could figure that out.
398
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:05,742
Come on, Dick, we're suspects.
399
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:07,829
Pizza guy is announcing
that we're responsible.
400
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,206
Keith Mars is sniffin' around.
401
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:11,668
Every time his daughter looks at
me it's with spite in her eyes.
402
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,758
Hey, if you had supported the
plan in the first place,
403
00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:15,213
it wouldn't have gone off the rails
404
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,560
and I never would have had to ask
Perry Walsh to do what he does.
405
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,180
Or you could have offered
Ross another million.
406
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,848
He would've sold you the Sea Sprite
407
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,179
and those four people
would still be alive.
408
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,740
Yeah, well, that would
have been overpaying,
409
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,353
and I never overpay.
410
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,539
Look, the bomb was supposed to go
off in the middle of the night.
411
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,519
It was just supposed to
be a warning to Sul Ross,
412
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,388
but, well, shit happens.
413
00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:40,061
The internet went down
and... messed up the timer.
414
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,860
Don't judge me. It's not like
your hands are clean in all this.
415
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,991
Shit, I know you're the one
who got rid of Perry Walsh.
416
00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:48,828
You know that?
417
00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:50,708
What, you think I'm stupid?
418
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,216
Sarah, hi. Keith Mars.
419
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,051
Was hopin' to get a few
minutes with Big Dick.
420
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,761
Is he expecting you?
421
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,180
I was just in the neighborhood.
422
00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:09,267
Mr. C, there's a Keith
Mars here to see you.
423
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,103
Without an appointment.
424
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:16,024
Show him in, Sarah.
425
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,469
Right this way.
426
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:23,564
Keith! Come on in!
427
00:21:23,565 --> 00:21:26,319
Mr. Casablancas.
428
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,241
Clyde, hey! What a bonus.
429
00:21:29,242 --> 00:21:31,409
- How are ya, young man?
- Pretty good.
430
00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:32,950
What are you doin'
here, come down to see
431
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,459
about some new retail space?
432
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,047
Go ahead, have a seat.
433
00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:37,466
I'll only take a minute.
434
00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:40,222
But don't tell my client, because
it's gonna appear as an hour
435
00:21:40,223 --> 00:21:43,353
- on the invoice.
- Your secret's safe with us.
436
00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:45,983
Yeah, it's just, uh...
437
00:21:45,984 --> 00:21:47,923
since that pizza guy
made that accusation
438
00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:49,198
at the City Council meeting,
439
00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:52,580
my client's been on me, "Have
ya checked out Casablancas?
440
00:21:52,581 --> 00:21:54,835
Is it true he's buying up
all those properties?"
441
00:21:54,836 --> 00:21:56,045
It's a load of horse shit, Keith,
442
00:21:56,046 --> 00:21:57,715
- you know that.
- I know, that's what I told 'em.
443
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,899
I said, "Hey, he might
run off with your money,
444
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,013
but the man's not a killer."
445
00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:04,938
- Hm.
- So here's what I came to ask.
446
00:22:04,939 --> 00:22:08,153
- Shoot.
- Central Moon Limited.
447
00:22:08,154 --> 00:22:09,990
Skyburst Resources Limited.
448
00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:12,369
Pentalink Commercial Limited.
449
00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:14,415
Those names mean anything to you?
450
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,210
Mm, nuh...
451
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:19,714
Those are all subsidiaries
of Team Casablancas Realty.
452
00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:23,308
Oh, yeah. I thought
they sounded familiar.
453
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:26,094
LLCs are like ex-girlfriends.
There's too many to remember.
454
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,721
We had to face facts, Keith.
455
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,223
We have an image problem
at Team Casablancas.
456
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,621
Small business owners don't
wanna sell to this...
457
00:22:33,622 --> 00:22:36,647
tall, tan, handsome,
Maserati-drivin' prick.
458
00:22:37,546 --> 00:22:40,760
You know, Keith, one of those bombs
when off 50 yards from my son.
459
00:22:40,761 --> 00:22:42,597
You tell your clients that.
460
00:22:42,598 --> 00:22:44,726
Yeah, right. That's right.
461
00:22:44,727 --> 00:22:47,481
The volleyball match.
Veronica was there.
462
00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:49,276
- Yep.
- I'll tell them that.
463
00:22:49,277 --> 00:22:51,907
This job...
464
00:22:51,908 --> 00:22:54,956
sometimes I feel like I'm
prostituting myself.
465
00:22:58,505 --> 00:23:00,131
But that should get
'em off this tangent.
466
00:23:00,132 --> 00:23:01,593
Gentlemen, thanks for your time.
467
00:23:01,594 --> 00:23:03,386
Hey, uh, Clyde here tells
me you've been seeing
468
00:23:03,387 --> 00:23:04,940
some of our favorite doctors. Any news?
469
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,437
Another week or two, I should hear.
470
00:23:07,438 --> 00:23:09,943
And truly, thank you for that.
471
00:23:09,944 --> 00:23:11,766
You need anything, I'm your guy.
472
00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:15,435
Oh, uh... did ya hear?
473
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,605
Pizza guy is telling people
he found a duck in his bed.
474
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,881
Seems the type.
475
00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:22,761
Maybe he had it comin'.
476
00:23:27,896 --> 00:23:29,849
You just connected us
to the shell companies.
477
00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:31,279
Maybe you don't
understand the concept...
478
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,697
He knew, Dick.
479
00:23:32,698 --> 00:23:35,662
He knew. That's why he asked.
480
00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:39,461
He just wanted to see if you
were gonna lie about it.
481
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,351
What'd you do with him,
Veronica? Where is he?!
482
00:23:56,352 --> 00:24:00,503
Are you asking, "Where in the
world is cabrón Juan Diego?"
483
00:24:00,504 --> 00:24:01,963
You're not funny.
484
00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:04,636
Weren't you worried about him
going to prison and getting shot?
485
00:24:04,637 --> 00:24:06,681
He's safe now. You're welcome.
486
00:24:06,682 --> 00:24:08,894
He's his family's main earner.
487
00:24:08,895 --> 00:24:11,232
His mom's been on my
ass about lost income
488
00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:12,652
ever since he disappeared.
489
00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:14,578
She sounds like a lovely woman.
490
00:24:15,659 --> 00:24:17,369
We can't all be like you.
491
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,582
Practically perfect in every way.
492
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,293
Sure you can. It's easy.
493
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:24,968
First, stop working on behalf of
the richest asshole in Neptune
494
00:24:24,969 --> 00:24:27,473
in a plot to drive you and
your people out of town.
495
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,395
Sorry, does the truth hurt?
496
00:24:30,396 --> 00:24:33,097
You need a spoonful of sugar
to make that medicine go down?
497
00:24:33,778 --> 00:24:36,109
I wake up every day...
498
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:39,720
tryin' to figure out a way
to take care of my people.
499
00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:42,670
But you? You've got degrees
500
00:24:42,671 --> 00:24:45,216
from Stanford and Columbia
501
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,189
that you don't even use.
502
00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:50,686
You'd rather stay in this
town that you say you hate,
503
00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:54,109
tasing teenagers and makin'
'em wet their pants.
504
00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:57,491
You had a wife and a daughter
and a legit business,
505
00:24:57,492 --> 00:24:59,495
and you pissed it all away.
506
00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:01,583
I got shot, Veronica.
507
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:05,339
Some rich white lady shot me
508
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,670
and I got arrested!
509
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,766
Yeah, that was shitty.
510
00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:11,520
And I was there for you.
511
00:25:11,521 --> 00:25:13,982
And so was my dad and so was Cliff.
512
00:25:13,983 --> 00:25:15,945
But you were weak.
513
00:25:15,946 --> 00:25:18,433
Just go. Get outta here.
Go be a low-level hood.
514
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,769
But know this: that is
how I'm gonna treat you.
515
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,840
And when you are run out of this town,
516
00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:25,066
don't forget, I told you so.
517
00:25:26,010 --> 00:25:27,051
Okay, Veronica.
518
00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:29,764
Is this a bad time, or... ?
519
00:25:29,765 --> 00:25:32,560
Go ahead. She's all yours.
520
00:25:34,023 --> 00:25:37,487
I'm s-surprised you're here.
521
00:25:37,488 --> 00:25:39,241
I didn't see your car outside.
522
00:25:39,242 --> 00:25:41,997
Uh, Logan's using it.
What... What do you...
523
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,209
I was checking in, seeing
if you followed up
524
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,838
on that thing that I told you?
525
00:25:45,839 --> 00:25:49,512
My dad hit Big Dick and Clyde with
the "prostitute yourself" clue,
526
00:25:49,513 --> 00:25:51,258
and neither of them flinched.
527
00:25:51,892 --> 00:25:53,687
Just means they were ready for it.
528
00:25:53,688 --> 00:25:56,096
We're pretty certain they were
responsible for the duck,
529
00:25:56,097 --> 00:26:00,579
but it's possible said
duck is just retribution
530
00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:03,099
for standing up at a
City Council meeting
531
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,950
and calling 'em murderers.
532
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,128
I suppose.
533
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,590
But what can we do to help?
534
00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:10,049
I mean, we have a stake in this now.
535
00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:11,860
A five percent stake.
536
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,365
Well, that's a lot of pizza deliveries.
537
00:26:15,314 --> 00:26:17,827
How are Murderheads at
deep background checks?
538
00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:21,367
Deep background is where we excel.
539
00:26:21,368 --> 00:26:24,666
Okay. You know the Hearst
fraternity Pi Sigma?
540
00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:27,838
Yeah, but, ya know, Cho's Pizza
doesn't really deliver there anymore.
541
00:26:27,839 --> 00:26:29,789
Lot of issues over the years.
542
00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:31,359
All right. One of 'em
died at a beach party
543
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,515
three springs breaks ago.
544
00:26:32,516 --> 00:26:35,120
I visited the three buddies
who were with him that night,
545
00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:36,420
and they all clammed up.
546
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,348
Uh, what's the connection
to the spring break bomber?
547
00:26:39,905 --> 00:26:42,786
I don't know. But they're
guilty of something.
548
00:26:44,030 --> 00:26:46,860
Find out everything you can
about these three guys.
549
00:26:47,713 --> 00:26:49,257
Consider it done.
550
00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:11,920
You're kidding, right?
551
00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:15,851
I break a shitload of government
regs, risk a court-martial,
552
00:27:15,852 --> 00:27:18,178
for... milkshake money?
553
00:27:18,179 --> 00:27:19,846
Re-gifted milkshake money at that.
554
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:21,859
- Hm.
- But I figured saving you
555
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:23,579
from certain death in
that firefight in Mukalla
556
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:24,809
was also worth something.
557
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,206
Hm.
558
00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:31,089
Name and address of your hacker.
559
00:27:31,090 --> 00:27:33,553
Thanks for this, man.
Enjoy those shakes...
560
00:27:33,554 --> 00:27:35,474
- Hm.
- ... and being alive.
561
00:27:36,977 --> 00:27:39,105
Dude's name popped up
on neo-Nazi watch lists
562
00:27:39,106 --> 00:27:40,859
and with the sorts of
pro-gun organizations
563
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,823
that think the NRA are a
bunch of libtard pussies.
564
00:27:43,824 --> 00:27:48,020
So, if you're gonna pay
him a visit... be packin'.
565
00:28:24,322 --> 00:28:26,701
Logan Echolls. I'm with the
Office of Naval Intelligence.
566
00:28:26,702 --> 00:28:28,997
- Are you Barton Netherfield?
- Yeah.
567
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:31,168
We traced a suspicious IP address
568
00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:32,880
- to this...
- Goddamnit!
569
00:28:32,881 --> 00:28:34,884
Junior!
570
00:28:36,597 --> 00:28:38,841
So... how'd you pull it off?
571
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,639
- How'd I...
- Congressman Maloof.
572
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,730
You neutered that Muslim cuck.
You beat us to the punch.
573
00:28:43,736 --> 00:28:45,781
That's just what we needed,
a Manchurian Candidate
574
00:28:45,782 --> 00:28:47,660
taking his orders from the mullahs,
575
00:28:47,661 --> 00:28:50,248
infiltrating the highest levels
of our government. Am I right?
576
00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:52,522
Yes, sir.
577
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:55,342
So then, tell me. How'd you do it?
578
00:28:56,845 --> 00:28:59,612
- Y-You're gonna laugh.
- Hm.
579
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,940
Three years ago my humanities
class took a trip to Suckramento
580
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:05,111
when Maloof was a state senator.
581
00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:08,618
Dumb-ass had a sticky note on
his computer with the password.
582
00:29:08,619 --> 00:29:11,457
You know what Maloof's into, right?
583
00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:15,089
- He's a submissive.
- Hm.
584
00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:18,099
Th-These girls make him grovel
before they'll even, like,
585
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,420
take off a glove.
586
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:22,145
"Please, please, please!"
587
00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:23,782
H-He doesn't get to touch himself
588
00:29:23,783 --> 00:29:25,527
until some 20-year-old Ukrainian girl
589
00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:27,238
gives him permission.
590
00:29:27,239 --> 00:29:29,242
Pathetic, right?
591
00:29:29,243 --> 00:29:33,041
So, ever since I got recordings
of Maloof jerking it,
592
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:34,889
I've owned him.
593
00:29:34,890 --> 00:29:36,739
Yes, I'm gonna pass on that five,
594
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,799
but while we're on the topic of numbers,
595
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,433
how do you feel about ten
years in prison, Junior?
596
00:29:41,434 --> 00:29:42,728
What?
597
00:29:42,729 --> 00:29:44,982
I need you to erase every
recording you have,
598
00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:46,986
every piece of code linked to Maloof.
599
00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:49,909
Then you're gonna send him an
email saying you found Jesus,
600
00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:52,541
you've seen the light and changed
your errant ways, hallelujah.
601
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,087
And I swear...
602
00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:58,635
if you ever contact Maloof
again for any reason,
603
00:29:58,636 --> 00:30:00,847
if he gets so much as a
two-star Yelp review,
604
00:30:00,848 --> 00:30:02,760
I will drag you down to Guantanamo.
605
00:30:04,564 --> 00:30:06,138
You think Maloof's clean?
606
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,040
Then why'd he transfer a ton of Bitcoin
607
00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:10,618
into the accounts of these two?
608
00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:15,521
I did some digging.
609
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:18,843
They're killers for a
Mexican drug cartel.
610
00:30:29,614 --> 00:30:31,074
You were gone when I got up.
611
00:30:31,075 --> 00:30:32,748
I went for a run.
612
00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:35,626
You wanna talk about the other night?
613
00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:39,088
Nope.
614
00:30:39,801 --> 00:30:43,049
Okay. So, I learned something today.
615
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,352
Finnish is derived from Russian?
616
00:30:45,353 --> 00:30:48,066
No. Dogs have 42 teeth.
617
00:30:48,067 --> 00:30:49,889
Your client, my employer,
618
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:54,227
paid two cartel hitmen a little
over $100,000 in Bitcoin.
619
00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:57,711
- What?!
- I visited Maloof's blackmailer.
620
00:30:57,712 --> 00:31:01,301
He's a 17-year-old white nationalist
living outside of Bakersfield.
621
00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:03,221
He just explained to me at great length
622
00:31:03,222 --> 00:31:06,031
that cryptocurrency is,
in fact, traceable.
623
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,649
These are the guys.
624
00:31:09,986 --> 00:31:11,698
I saw this guy.
625
00:31:13,159 --> 00:31:15,454
In the parking lot of
Weevil's body shop.
626
00:31:15,455 --> 00:31:17,626
So what does it all mean?
627
00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:19,296
No idea.
628
00:31:20,591 --> 00:31:25,224
Oh. Vinnie said something
about Maloof hiring him
629
00:31:25,225 --> 00:31:27,521
to find a couple of Mexican guys.
630
00:31:27,522 --> 00:31:30,597
But why hitmen? And why the money?
631
00:31:32,364 --> 00:31:34,450
Ya done good, kid.
632
00:31:34,451 --> 00:31:36,539
- You might have a future in this racket.
- Hm.
633
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:39,481
- I definitely owe you one.
- I'd like to cash in now.
634
00:31:41,442 --> 00:31:42,968
How 'bout...
635
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:44,902
you and me...
636
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,561
I'm liking it so far.
637
00:31:47,562 --> 00:31:51,026
- Picture this. The two of us...
- Mm-hm.
638
00:31:51,027 --> 00:31:52,863
... gettin' busy...
639
00:31:52,864 --> 00:31:55,535
getting in touch with our feelings?
640
00:31:55,536 --> 00:31:57,622
You're talking about couples therapy.
641
00:31:57,623 --> 00:31:59,417
Sorry.
642
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,171
I mean, "Hangin' with Jane."
643
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:09,480
Hey. May I join you in
the cool kids room?
644
00:32:10,482 --> 00:32:13,071
- I gotta get to work.
- Okay.
645
00:32:14,281 --> 00:32:16,368
- See ya, Keith.
- Yeah.
646
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,640
Something wrong?
647
00:32:23,634 --> 00:32:25,553
Nothin' a strip club can't fix.
648
00:32:25,554 --> 00:32:26,862
Excuse me?
649
00:32:27,767 --> 00:32:29,556
What? You're always saying
650
00:32:29,557 --> 00:32:32,191
we don't do enough
father-daughter stuff.
651
00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:34,195
I'm standing at the urinal,
652
00:32:34,196 --> 00:32:37,159
and the guy three stalls down screams!
653
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,372
I rush over to help...
654
00:32:39,373 --> 00:32:41,167
and it's goddamn Paul Ryan.
655
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,506
He was in a hurry to
get back for a vote...
656
00:32:43,507 --> 00:32:44,842
Probably to kill health care.
657
00:32:44,843 --> 00:32:46,047
... and he'd zipped too fast.
658
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,764
There's Something About Mary-style?
659
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,300
Yes. Indeed.
660
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,669
And that's how I got him to bring
my farm bill to the floor.
661
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,070
Wait a minute. Did you help him unzip?
662
00:32:55,071 --> 00:32:56,490
Excuse me.
663
00:32:58,870 --> 00:33:00,520
This is Logan.
664
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,179
Yes, sir.
665
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,219
Mogadishu?
666
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:06,780
_
667
00:33:07,010 --> 00:33:08,920
_
668
00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:12,616
_
669
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:14,350
_
670
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:15,613
Yes, sir. Thank you.
671
00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:18,999
I'm sorry for how abrupt this is,
672
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,370
but I've been called
back to active duty.
673
00:33:20,371 --> 00:33:22,374
I need to leave immediately.
674
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,545
- How long will you be gone?
- I never know.
675
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,763
But I'll make some calls in to my
security contacts before I deploy,
676
00:33:28,764 --> 00:33:30,509
get the ball rollin' on my replacement.
677
00:33:31,352 --> 00:33:34,596
That's a tough life, man.
Yanked away without warning?
678
00:33:34,597 --> 00:33:37,620
Tough part is tellin' my girlfriend.
679
00:33:39,702 --> 00:33:41,310
Thank you for everything, Logan.
680
00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:42,728
Yeah.
681
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,314
Hey. Hang loose, bro.
682
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,091
That's gonna get old, Alex.
683
00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:48,819
Someday.
684
00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:52,280
Mrs. Maloof. It's been a pleasure.
685
00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:53,490
Hm.
686
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:58,020
_
687
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:03,920
_
688
00:34:09,554 --> 00:34:11,341
What?
689
00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:18,821
So you wanna know where
to find Los Desperados,
690
00:34:18,822 --> 00:34:20,739
dos hombres peligrosos...
691
00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:22,850
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, Veronica.
692
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:25,563
Sin teléfono. No, no, no, no.
693
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,547
Put it down.
694
00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:30,928
Los misteriosos mexicanos,
los chicos del sur...
695
00:34:30,929 --> 00:34:32,515
I have a question for you,
though. I have one question.
696
00:34:32,516 --> 00:34:34,644
¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
697
00:34:34,645 --> 00:34:37,483
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. What's in it for me?
698
00:34:37,484 --> 00:34:38,979
We'll rescind our ethics complaint
699
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:41,280
filed with the California
Board of Security
700
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,860
and Investigative Services.
701
00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:45,875
Keith, I didn't even
know you were here. Hi.
702
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,921
I have not heard about such a complaint.
703
00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:49,253
Yet.
704
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,338
How about this.
705
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:53,098
We won't explain to Mrs. Maloof
706
00:34:53,099 --> 00:34:55,477
that she is paying the highest rate
707
00:34:55,478 --> 00:34:58,929
that any human being has ever
paid for investigative services.
708
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:03,077
Vinnie, where are the two Mexican
guys you found for the Maloofs?
709
00:35:05,248 --> 00:35:07,419
Well, you drive a hard
bargain, Hot Mars.
710
00:35:08,714 --> 00:35:12,261
Let's say Maloof's teenage
blackmailer is right
711
00:35:12,262 --> 00:35:14,558
and Maloof did pay these two killers.
712
00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:16,309
- Okay.
- What does that mean?
713
00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:20,200
Well, if these guys arrived in Neptune
714
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,114
before the Sea Sprite explosion,
715
00:35:22,115 --> 00:35:23,450
it means one thing...
716
00:35:23,451 --> 00:35:26,330
That our congressman
client paid them to kill
717
00:35:26,331 --> 00:35:31,340
his little brother's assumed
gold-digging fiancée Tawny Carr...
718
00:35:31,341 --> 00:35:33,512
and pizza guy's a genius.
719
00:35:33,513 --> 00:35:35,015
That's what I thought at first,
720
00:35:35,016 --> 00:35:37,659
but these guys work for a cartel boss
721
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,059
who lost his nephew in the bombing.
722
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:41,360
That's too much of a coincidence.
723
00:35:41,361 --> 00:35:46,287
So rival cartel wants to
send enemy a message,
724
00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:50,459
hires these guys to kill
El Despiadado's loved one?
725
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:51,740
A nephew by marriage?
726
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,304
I guess they didn't want to
send a very strong message.
727
00:35:56,225 --> 00:35:58,896
What if they came up after
the Sea Sprite bombing?
728
00:35:58,897 --> 00:36:01,150
Then they're supposed
to kill the bomber.
729
00:36:01,151 --> 00:36:02,486
They think it's Maloof.
730
00:36:02,487 --> 00:36:05,075
Maloof buys them off? Possible.
731
00:36:05,076 --> 00:36:08,332
We'll know more when we drop
by their hotel room tomorrow.
732
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,550
Unh!
733
00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:02,899
Logan, I'm home!
734
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:04,305
I'm back from a strip club!
735
00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,889
Never touch me again! Men disgust me.
736
00:37:06,890 --> 00:37:09,760
_
737
00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,595
Hey, I got called in.
738
00:37:17,596 --> 00:37:19,179
Shit.
739
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:21,100
So I know things have been weird
740
00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:22,855
since I asked you to marry me.
741
00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:26,278
Confession: It wasn't so
much that I loved you
742
00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:28,039
and wanted to spend the
rest of my life with you,
743
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,830
it's just that your dad
promised me his milking goat,
744
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,374
two bolts of Spanish silk,
745
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,797
and .1 acre on the alley
side of his estate.
746
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,511
No man could walk away from that.
747
00:37:38,805 --> 00:37:41,467
Dowry or no dowry, I
still want to marry you.
748
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:43,074
Give it some thought while I'm away
749
00:37:43,075 --> 00:37:44,733
and I'll Skype you as soon as I'm able.
750
00:37:44,734 --> 00:37:46,654
I love you. Bye.
751
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,813
Mm.
752
00:37:54,377 --> 00:37:55,390
Hey.
753
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,407
Excuse me.
754
00:39:12,408 --> 00:39:13,660
I'm sorry to bother you,
755
00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:16,312
but I'd like to see the seashell
exhibit this afternoon.
756
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:18,189
Can you point me in the right direction?
757
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:19,548
Shit.
758
00:39:23,222 --> 00:39:26,280
I can tell you how to get there
by bus, but... but I don't drive.
759
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,147
They can help you in the office, though.
760
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:29,859
Good luck.
761
00:39:31,697 --> 00:39:33,366
Umm...
762
00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:36,665
moahhhhhh!
763
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:37,750
- Ahhhh.
- Oh, my God.
764
00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,044
Oh, my God, are you... are you okay?
765
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:41,049
- Help! Help!
- I'm calling 9-1-1.
766
00:39:44,765 --> 00:39:47,812
There's a man having a heart
attack at the Happy Nite Lodge.
767
00:39:49,525 --> 00:39:53,155
- The Happy Nite Lodge. Yes.
- Happy Nite Lodge?
768
00:39:53,156 --> 00:39:55,059
- Uhh. Ohhh!
- Um, yes.
769
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:58,543
- Ohhh! Oh, my God!
- Yes, that's right.
770
00:39:59,837 --> 00:40:01,881
Hey. Are you okay? Hey!
771
00:40:01,882 --> 00:40:03,944
- Old man! Look at me!
- What? Yes!
772
00:40:05,557 --> 00:40:07,392
I'm fine.
773
00:40:07,393 --> 00:40:09,897
It's ju... Yahh.
774
00:40:09,898 --> 00:40:11,651
Wooh! It's just a dizzy spell.
775
00:40:11,652 --> 00:40:13,319
Just a dizzy spell.
776
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,760
Never mind.
777
00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,881
I'll help him back to his room.
778
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:26,430
Sure hope you're not
on the second floor.
779
00:40:26,431 --> 00:40:28,852
Is there someone in your room
who can take care of you?
780
00:40:28,853 --> 00:40:30,815
My daughter is usually pretty helpful.
781
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,779
Shit!
782
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:35,448
What happened?
783
00:40:35,449 --> 00:40:37,913
Your Mexican boyfriend
tell you he's married?
784
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,335
Why you two such pigs?
785
00:40:41,336 --> 00:40:42,940
Clean up after yourselves!
786
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,651
You'd think I was livin'
under her roof, huh?
787
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,861
I got fired, asshole!
788
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:50,353
What?! You been there for two years!
789
00:40:50,354 --> 00:40:53,109
He fired Estella too, and she's
been there a lot longer.
790
00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:54,612
Why?
791
00:40:54,613 --> 00:40:57,283
There's no customers anymore.
Not with all the bombings.
792
00:40:57,284 --> 00:40:58,662
Same thing all over town.
793
00:40:58,663 --> 00:41:01,041
No one's hiring. Everyone's
letting people go.
794
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,379
Okay, okay, don't worry. Listen.
795
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,819
I'm makin' plenty of money right now.
796
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:08,431
I can take care of the family.
It's gonna be okay.
797
00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:11,219
- What about Estella?
- Estella ain't family.
798
00:41:13,526 --> 00:41:15,472
Why don't you hire me at your shop?
799
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,033
No. No way.
800
00:41:18,034 --> 00:41:19,244
Look, it's like you said.
801
00:41:19,245 --> 00:41:22,731
Everything ain't strictly legal.
It's not gonna work.
802
00:41:23,504 --> 00:41:25,632
- I need the money, Eli.
- No. No.
803
00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,401
I'm too old to have you supporting me.
804
00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:30,768
Come in!
805
00:41:30,769 --> 00:41:32,938
Oh. Alonzo.
806
00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:34,775
Yo, what's up, man.
807
00:41:34,776 --> 00:41:36,613
- Beer?
- Yeah, sure.
808
00:41:36,614 --> 00:41:38,951
Claudia? Two beers. Please.
809
00:41:40,622 --> 00:41:43,292
Yeah, I saw Eli's blonde
crush at the motel today.
810
00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:46,378
The... Wh... Wh-What blonde crush?
811
00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:48,672
Veronica Mars.
812
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:51,058
Oh. Oh, yeah, that's... that's my crush.
813
00:41:51,059 --> 00:41:53,552
Just love her to death.
814
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,637
What was she doin' at the Happy Nite?
815
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:58,265
Pretty sure she was snooping
around Alonzo's room.
816
00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,892
Who was in my room?
817
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:02,519
Cute blonde private eye. You
saw her at Weevil's shop.
818
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,378
You sure? Or you're pretty sure?
819
00:42:05,379 --> 00:42:07,479
I-I'm not positive.
820
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,820
Some gimpy old bald
guy collapsed nearby,
821
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,306
and I was tryin' to help him, and...
822
00:42:11,307 --> 00:42:13,030
Old bald guy with a limp?
823
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:16,233
- Yeah.
- That was her dad.
824
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,697
She was definitely in your room, man.
825
00:42:18,698 --> 00:42:20,660
Hm?
826
00:42:21,537 --> 00:42:23,915
What are you gonna do?
827
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,504
I'm gonna pay her a visit at some point.
828
00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:28,421
See what she wants.
829
00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:32,891
I don't know what it says about me
830
00:42:32,892 --> 00:42:35,647
that after I found out
Logan was gone again
831
00:42:35,648 --> 00:42:38,235
for some undisclosed period of time,
832
00:42:38,236 --> 00:42:41,826
the person I wanted to see,
share my frustration with,
833
00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:44,061
was the same person I was spying on,
834
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,397
trying to determine whether
she was a murderer.
835
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:48,400
Tequila should do the trick.
836
00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,653
So...
837
00:42:53,559 --> 00:42:55,937
... you have no idea when
you'll see him again?
838
00:42:55,938 --> 00:42:57,650
Last time it was six weeks.
839
00:42:57,651 --> 00:42:59,905
Sometimes it's a couple
days. You never know.
840
00:43:02,326 --> 00:43:03,623
- Hm.
- Hm.
841
00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:06,834
His therapist, Jane,
842
00:43:06,835 --> 00:43:10,341
told him this story about
elephants in Mozambique
843
00:43:10,342 --> 00:43:14,050
who have evolved without tusks so
that poachers don't hunt them.
844
00:43:15,770 --> 00:43:17,261
Symbolic of... ?
845
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:20,779
Some shit about relationships
having to evolve
846
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:24,954
to eliminate the destructive
gene in their DNA.
847
00:43:24,955 --> 00:43:27,188
So what's the destructive
gene in your relationship?
848
00:43:28,128 --> 00:43:29,881
I think it might be me.
849
00:43:30,633 --> 00:43:33,360
I think I'm the tusk.
850
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,488
No. I'm the poacher.
851
00:43:36,227 --> 00:43:38,648
No. No, the tusk.
852
00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:39,775
Oh, yeah, you're the tusk.
853
00:43:39,776 --> 00:43:41,988
And I say that as someone
who's been gored.
854
00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:43,157
Leo!
855
00:43:43,158 --> 00:43:45,787
Fancy finding you at Comrade Quacks.
856
00:43:45,788 --> 00:43:49,085
I didn't know you tried to
pick up drunken college girls
857
00:43:49,086 --> 00:43:50,589
when you got off duty.
858
00:43:50,590 --> 00:43:53,427
Y'know, it's just been so
long since I've had a hobby,
859
00:43:53,428 --> 00:43:55,254
but now let's just say that I know
860
00:43:55,255 --> 00:43:57,092
all the names of the raunchy drinks.
861
00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,605
- Barkeep!
- Yeah?
862
00:43:58,606 --> 00:44:01,611
Let's get a Bend Over
Shirley, a Sex On My Face,
863
00:44:01,612 --> 00:44:03,782
and I will have a Cocksucking Cowboy.
864
00:44:03,783 --> 00:44:06,059
And make 'em doubles,
because we came to play.
865
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,728
- You got it.
- Hello, Leo.
866
00:44:07,729 --> 00:44:10,085
- Hello.
- You two know each other?
867
00:44:10,086 --> 00:44:11,881
Oh, yeah, we go way back.
868
00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:13,942
He interviewed me about
the bomb in my toilet.
869
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,471
Yeah, I really got her to open up.
870
00:44:15,472 --> 00:44:17,139
I know things about that toilet bomb
871
00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:19,270
that no one on this planet has heard.
872
00:44:19,271 --> 00:44:21,776
Yeah, your boy's good.
873
00:44:21,777 --> 00:44:23,912
We're drinking. Veronica's
man ghosted her.
874
00:44:24,908 --> 00:44:27,663
He didn't... H-He didn't
ghost me, he just...
875
00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:29,542
Y'know, I-I-I-I don't care, okay?
876
00:44:29,543 --> 00:44:31,336
I'm not Perez Hilton.
I'm a federal agent.
877
00:44:31,337 --> 00:44:32,961
Now tell me everything you
found out about that tent fire
878
00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:34,923
and Chattanooga Charlie's explosion.
879
00:44:35,763 --> 00:44:38,759
I knew it. You left out those
folders for me to find
880
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,969
so I'd do free legwork for you?
881
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,932
I prefer to think of it as you
doing your patriotic duty.
882
00:44:45,908 --> 00:44:48,936
Wait a minute. How did
you know I was here?
883
00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,291
Happy accident.
884
00:44:50,292 --> 00:44:54,257
I just come here for the buffalo
wings and funnel drinks.
885
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:56,971
You planted a tracker on my car?
886
00:44:56,972 --> 00:44:58,182
All right.
887
00:44:58,851 --> 00:45:02,148
The funnel drinks and the buffalo
wings, those were accidental.
888
00:45:02,149 --> 00:45:05,029
The tracker was on purpose,
and I put it in your bag.
889
00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:07,868
- Here are your drinks.
- Okay, here we go. Drink time.
890
00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:10,247
- Ah. Yeah.
- There you go. Let's do it.
891
00:45:10,248 --> 00:45:11,792
Okay.
892
00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:15,341
- Mm!
- Ladies... to booze.
893
00:45:15,342 --> 00:45:16,421
To booze.
894
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:18,013
- To booze.
- To booze.
895
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:34,964
Excuse me. Sorry.
896
00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:37,301
- Oh, wow. Wow.
- My bad.
897
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,640
♪ You've just got to be strong ♪
898
00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:43,564
♪ Just stop, 'cause I really love you ♪
899
00:45:43,565 --> 00:45:46,111
♪ Stop, I'll be thinkin'... ♪
900
00:45:46,112 --> 00:45:48,658
I cheers to that. Yeah.
901
00:45:48,659 --> 00:45:51,623
♪ And let love keep us together ♪
902
00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,714
♪ Like it really rough guy ♪
903
00:45:55,715 --> 00:45:57,592
♪ Just can't get enough guy ♪
904
00:45:57,593 --> 00:45:59,930
♪ Chest always so puffed guy ♪
905
00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:01,141
♪ I'm that bad type ♪
906
00:46:01,142 --> 00:46:02,843
♪ Make your mama sad type ♪
907
00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:04,732
♪ Make your girlfriend mad type ♪
908
00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:07,139
♪ Might seduce your dad type ♪
909
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:09,349
♪ I'm the bad guy ♪
910
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:13,331
So then Walter tosses the
ringer out of the car
911
00:46:13,332 --> 00:46:15,169
and makes the Dude take the wheel,
912
00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:18,509
- and then he rolls out of the car...
- With an Uzi.
913
00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:22,224
Yeah! Well, they're being chased
by nihilists on motorcycles.
914
00:46:22,225 --> 00:46:24,063
I don't believe this is a real movie.
915
00:46:24,898 --> 00:46:26,107
The Big Lebowski?
916
00:46:26,108 --> 00:46:28,529
No, I believe The Big
Lebowski's a real movie,
917
00:46:28,530 --> 00:46:30,079
I mean, I've seen
posters and everything,
918
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,326
but I just don't believe you've seen it.
919
00:46:31,327 --> 00:46:33,379
I think you ate some magic mushrooms...
920
00:46:33,380 --> 00:46:35,835
Okay. I am...
921
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:38,925
appalled that you haven't
seen The Big Lebowski.
922
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:43,016
And please don't take this personally,
but... you're dead to me.
923
00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:45,510
Wouldn't be the first time.
924
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,694
I can't remember the last
time a boy walked me home.
925
00:46:48,695 --> 00:46:52,619
Oh, we are a full-service FBI.
926
00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:55,082
If you have any ironing you need done...
927
00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:59,132
take this in, zee collar
is flippity-flap.
928
00:46:59,133 --> 00:47:02,264
- I was tryin' to do a German accent.
- Was that it?
929
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,961
Aaah! Jesus Christ! What the hell!
930
00:47:17,962 --> 00:47:19,673
Matty.
931
00:47:19,674 --> 00:47:21,719
Matty, this is Leo.
932
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,882
Leo, this is Matty, my protégée.
933
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:25,342
Hey!
934
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,969
Okay, so... don't shoot her?
935
00:47:29,611 --> 00:47:32,974
Good. The paperwork would take
all night. Uh, I'm gonna hit it.
936
00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:34,786
You got me home safe.
937
00:47:34,787 --> 00:47:37,000
- Wear that merit badge with pride.
- Okay.
938
00:47:41,008 --> 00:47:44,320
So have I met all your boyfriends
now, or are there more?
939
00:47:45,183 --> 00:47:48,606
I thought you declined my
invitation for lodging.
940
00:47:48,607 --> 00:47:51,570
I guess you still have to
pay the electricity bills
941
00:47:51,571 --> 00:47:54,200
even if you're the
orphaned teenaged owner
942
00:47:54,201 --> 00:47:56,869
of a recently bombed two-star motel.
943
00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:58,120
They cut your power?
944
00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,128
Yep.
945
00:48:00,839 --> 00:48:04,131
Feel like singing a little
Motown into that spatula?
946
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,633
No.
947
00:48:06,935 --> 00:48:09,219
Me neither. I'm gonna go to bed.
948
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,858
Couch is yours.
949
00:48:10,859 --> 00:48:12,571
There are blankets in the closet.
950
00:48:14,575 --> 00:48:16,185
Never have children!
951
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:21,481
Come on, Alex. We can get a
quick workout in before lunch.
952
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,499
This is all the exercise I need.
953
00:48:28,227 --> 00:48:30,439
- Yes?
- Mr. Maloof.
954
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,986
My name is Clarence Wiedman.
955
00:48:32,987 --> 00:48:35,121
Logan Echolls left word you
needed a new bodyguard?
956
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,628
I appreciate you coming, Mr. Wiedman.
957
00:48:41,629 --> 00:48:44,467
- Mm-hm.
- But truth is, I don't need a bodyguard.
958
00:48:44,468 --> 00:48:46,764
- The threat has been, uh...
- Eliminated?
959
00:48:46,765 --> 00:48:50,051
I wouldn't put it that way, but
we do seem to be out of danger.
960
00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,523
I'm glad to hear it, Congressman.
961
00:48:51,524 --> 00:48:53,276
And please send a bill for
your time to my office.
962
00:48:53,277 --> 00:48:55,322
- That won't be necessary.
- Oh, I insist, I insist.
963
00:48:55,323 --> 00:48:56,742
Look here.
964
00:48:56,743 --> 00:48:59,979
It's your lucky day, Congressman.
You get to meet Allah.
965
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,686
Daniel! Daniel! Oh!
966
00:49:13,025 --> 00:49:15,237
GSW. Possible pneumothorax.
967
00:49:15,238 --> 00:49:17,491
Neptune Grand, eighth floor.
968
00:49:17,492 --> 00:49:19,746
Daniel. Daniel.
969
00:49:19,747 --> 00:49:22,329
Daniel...
970
00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:27,330
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
970
00:49:28,305 --> 00:49:34,756
Support us and become VIP member
to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org
72016
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.