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Raven: "Raven's Home"was filmed

in front of a live studio audience.

-Yeah, we gotta let 'em know -Gonna let it show

Booker: Whoa! I can't believe our Smoky Flow video

has 100,000 views!

Guys, we could actually win Radio Eclipse live.

I know. And look at all these comments, too.

"The Chi-Lective, yes, please!"

-"Obsessed with Tess." -What can I say?

"I wanna be Nia when I grow up." Aw!

-(laughs) Let me see what they say about me. -Okay. All right.

Let me see.

"Booker's fine, I guess."

-Well, I guess I am fine. (laughs) -Yes!

You guys know the other hip-hop group at school?

The 3Go's? Quatro, Pump-Fake, and Lil Lo-Lo.

Man, they think they've got so much swag,

but they're just tryin' to be like me. (chuckles)

I mean, like The Chi-Lective!

Well, apparently, they just released

a diss track about our video.

What? Wait, they're always super nice to me.

Especially on test days.

Oh, they're copying off of me.

-Yeah, duh! -Duh!

Yeah, and that Lil Lo-Lo is in Levi's homeroom,

and he is always smiling at me.

I'm like, bruh, what are you cheesing at?

If their lyrics are as bad as their jump-shots,

believe me, we've got nothing to worry about.

Uh, your jump-shot's not--

It's not about me right now, Tess.

Actually, Booker, it is all about you.

They're not dissing The Chi-Lective, they're only dissing you.

What? Me?

-Impossible. I'm undissable. -Nia: Oh, here it is.

It's right there.

Eh, yeah, you've got that Jokey Flow

Eh, yeah, we gotta let 'em know

Eh, yeah, you've got that jokey flow

Eh, yeah, we gotta let 'em know

Booker B's haircut look like a duck head

Heard the boy's still sleeping in bunk bed

Pump-Fake, aha

Wow.

You take one selfie on Two Pillow Tuesday,

-and it comes back to bite you! -Yes.

Ohhhh

- Hey - Yo

Let me tell you somethin'

Had my vision all worked out

But then life had other plans

Tell 'em, Rae

It's crazy when things turn upside down

But ya gotta get up and take that chance

- Maybe I'm just finding my way - Learning how to fly

- Yeah, we're gonna be okay - Ya know I got you, right?

It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work

We're just kids caught up in a crazy world

- C'mon! - It's "Raven's Home"

- We get loud! - It's "Raven's Home"

It's our crowd!

Might be tough, but together we make it look good

Down for each other like family should

It's "Raven's Home"

When it's tough

It's "Raven's Home"

We got love

'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine

There for each other, ya know it's our time

(Raven laughing)

Yep! That's us.

(laughing)

Please, Mama, please, Mama,

please, Mama, please!

They roasted me at school about sleeping in a bunk bed!

It's bad for my rep!

Why do you let the 3Go's get under your skin?

And at least they didn't call you out

for sleeping in Mom and Aunt Chelsea's room when there's thunder.

Okay, first off,

I do that to protect Mom.

And second of all,

nobody protects me from the disses I get.

Well, somebody's gonna need to protect you from me,

unless y'all get to school on time. Let's go.

No, no, no. It's all the same.

Y'all all go to the same school,

everybody got peanut butter and jelly. Go!

-All right! -(kids chattering)

I love you!

I love you guys.

(chuckles) Ooh!

Are we talking about a room remodel?

Well, count me in! Sign me up.

You know, and throw my hat into the...

You know what I'm saying.

No, Chelsea. Actually, I can't hear you

over the sound of my credit card being declined.

Right? Hey, how about we just do it cute and cheap?

I was married to that once.

Come on. Let's go to the store. Let's do it.

-All right! -You're not gonna let this go, are you?

No, I mean...

It's no big deal. I can... let it go.

I don't want to bother you or anything, you know?

-Well, I mean, I guess-- -Yes, yes! Do it! Yeah!

(bell rings)

Let it go, Booker.

The 3Go's are just stunting

to get more attention for the video competition.

And if anyone should be mad, it ought to be me.

Stealing my beats.

Booker, it's clearly just a sign of our success.

Okay? Just focus on doing you, and being positive.

That's what The Chi-Lective is about.

Empowerment.

(phone beeps)

What? I got memed, and they gave me a pacifier?

This is killing my rep!

Twin, chill, okay? It's just a dumb meme.

Man, look at 'em. They think they're swaggy

with their jackets and their indoor sunglasses and their theme song.

Nah, Booker. I think that's all in your head.

Yo.

Why'd you guys diss me like that?

I thought we were cool.

You don't recall hitting Quatro

-with that cheap shot during dodgeball? -Um-hmm.

Quatro, there's two key elements to dodgeball.

Dodge, and ball.

Now, you didn't do the first,

so you got a face full of the second.

Plus, that was like, forever ago.

-(all laughing) -It was last week!

You humiliated Quatro.

-And Quatro never forgets. -Nope.

Yeah! Pump-Fake!

By the way, you're looking radiant today.

My queen.

I ain't your queen, bruh.

See? Always cheesing.

Rae, I really think you're gonna love this design.

I call it, um, "pubescent chic."

Don't worry, Chels. I got this handled. I got this handled.

What is this egregious monstrosity?

I've been hitting the dictionary pretty hard lately.

Well, this is the boy's new look.

It's a desk, a chair, and a dresser, all for 99 bucks!

(laughs) I call it "clearance chic."

I-- I thought we were gonna do this together, you know?

No, no, no. No need. No, it's already designed,

We can put it together...

together.

-Yeah. -Yeah?

We can do it together. Why don't you grab the end of this box?

Okay.

-All right. Yeah. -Let's--

Oh. Okay. Yes.

Where's Booker? He's never late to a writing session.

I don't know, but...

he was definitely in his feelings earlier, so...

-maybe he needed a minute. -Yeah.

Oh, oh, I got it, oh, oh, oh, I got it

Oh, oh, oh

-Yo. -Ha ha.

-Are y'all ready? -Yeah.

I got our new hit song right here.

-Let's see it. -Okay, okay, okay, I'm ready, I'm ready. Okay.

Um, "We know the 3Go's miss all their free throws."

Ooh!

"With their weak flows, more like 3-No's."

-No! -(laughing)

"I can't tell if it's Quatro or if it's Pump-Fake."

True!

"Either one, I'll drop 'em like a dunk tank."

Ooh, that's spicy!

-Yeah, it's a diss track. -Yeah, got 'em!

Booker, that is super-negative.

That's not what The Chi-Lective is about.

But they went after my big brother.

We gotta strike back.

We gotta hit 'em hard,

knock 'em down so they can't get back up!

Sorry. I had a lot of sugar today.

Yeah, you need to chill. And I agree with Nia.

-'Cause rap battles can get ugly. -Yeah.

Booker, this isn't like you.

Look, I've never been called out like this.

It's embarrassing. What would you do?

Yeah, Nia. What would you do? Climate change 'em?

(laughs)

You're cut off.

Twin talk?

-Twin talk. -Okay.

Booker, I know that under all that swag,

is a huge heart.

Okay? That's why when they go low, we go high.

You're my day one, I should have known that you have my back

-You okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Go high. (laughs) -Uh-huh.

-Bye-bye. -No, you--

Raven, will you please just look at my design?

-I spent a lot of time on it! -I know, I know.

So I will look at that, okay.

But can you help me get these 52 pieces out this box real quick?

-Okay. Let's do it. -Thank you. Okay, now, on the count of three...

-Yep. -I want you to wiggle, okay?

I'm gonna jiggle. One, two, three.

No. Chels, Chels, Chels! Chels, what are you doing?

-I'm wiggling. -No, no. You're jiggling.

You know what? Never mind. I got this. All right?

-(grunting) -You're gonna tip it!

It's gonna-- Oh!

(crashes)

Okay, Chels. All right.

I'm going in.

Wish me luck.

I love you, Raven.

(clattering)

See, it-- Oh!

(crashing)

See--

Fifty-one more pieces to go!

Eh? Eh?

Hand me the flugenflork.

Rae, if you're gonna do panel G, you don't need theflugenflork.

You need the, uh, flaugenborgen. Yeah.

See? It's right here.

What did you do, Chelsea?

Oh, I-- I just wanted to give the instructions some life.

You haven't been listening to me this whole time,

so I... I thought I'd give these guys a story.

See?

Oh, I see, I see.

"Young Bjorn has spent his whole life

"wondering if he would be just as good a Viking

"leader as his father once was.

"If only he could build a Viking ship

of 16 pieces of particle board..."

(whispers): What are you doing, Chelsea?

Sorry, I just got so caught up in that story. (chuckles)

You should really consider doing audio books.

Your voice is so magical.

Nia, The Chi-Lective is still blowing up. We got like...

-a hundred new subscribers today! -Hey.

Now that's what's up.

Ha, look, we're even trending.

Wait, is that a new video on our page? Did you...?

No. "Booker Strikes Back, directed by Levi Grayson."

-That little Spielberg! -Yeah, and Booker, too. I told him to go high.

(both sigh)

You wanna battle Booker B, you wanna name names

But y'all got lame names, fake shoes, and fake chains

Ooh! That was kind of fire.

Of which I obviously don't approve.

I give the fans like just what they be needing, fam

That's why they all know I am The Chi-Lective's leading man

Leading man?

Leading man? Booker has lost his mind.

-Yeah. He went low. -He went low, low.

-Y'all talking about me? -No!

Call me, my queen.

Feast your eyes on the one thing

that'll make the boys think

they got a brand new room.

Yeah, Rae, I don't think it's supposed to be leaning like that.

Chels, come on. If it's not supposed to be leaning like that,

then why would the chair be like this?

Yeah, I mean, like, look at this. Look at this.

Booker, that was a punk move.

-Real talk. -Yeah.

Okay, well, real, real talk?

That punk move just got us a 100 more subscribers.

Hey, look. Everyone's posting this meme.

Hey, hey, got you!

-Put it down? -Yes.

Look, Booker, I'm not gonna put The Chi-Lective's business out on the street.

-But we're gonna talk about this when we get home. -Facts, boy.

-Yeah. -Yo, everybody.

Let this be a lesson.

When they go low, you gotta handle it.

-Yup. -Yup.

Students (chanting): Battle! Battle! Battle! Battle!

Man, Quatro knows you don't wanna freestyle battle us right now.

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Well, uh...

Booker knows you don't wanna freestyle battle me right now.

Well, yeah. That's what I thought.

'Cause we prefer to write our rhymes, bruh.

Yeah, you know, me, too. I write all day, bruh.

Quatro writes all day, and all night.

And the next day.

Quatro even writes in his sleep.

(yawns) Pump-Fake.

Is that all you say, bruh?

Man, this battle is lame.

-(feedback whines) -Principal Kwan (over PA): Booker Baxter-Carter,

come to the cafeteria immediately.

-All: Ooh! -Na, na, na.

I get there when I get there.

Raven (over PA): Boy, get in here right now!

You gon' get it!

Uh... (chuckles nervously)

I gotta go!

(3Go's laughing)

Principal Kwan (over PA): The Mutesa twins, and the other one. You, too.

Mrs. Mutesa, I understand you're very upset.

-He attacked my poor, sweet babies! -Pump-Fake!

Herbert, just stop saying, "pump fake" all the time.

And Gilbert, stop encouraging your brother.

(laughing) Hold on. Wait.

Your names are Herbert, and Gilbert?

When Quatro's at school, Quatro is Quatro.

Nah, nah, nah. You're Gilbert. (laughs)

Ow!

Iwamwanawa. (clicks tongue)

-(clicks tongue) -(clicks tongue)

Motherland talk. I love it. What'd you say?

I told him he was badly behaved.

Thank you, but I discipline my son.

Got it.

You are badly behaved.

But Mom, they attacked me first!

I am disappointed in you, Booker.

I'm-- I'm building you a new room, and you out here

diss trackin' and whatnottin'?

-Where's your mama? -She's at work.

But, this is my auntie who I love very much.

Hey, Auntie.

You can sweet-talk all you want.

You are still in trouble, Lloyd. (clicks tongue)

-(clicks tongue) -(clicks tongue)

Lloyd? Ha, ha-- Ow!

Regardless of who started it,

we have a strict no online bullying policy.

That's why everyone who participated

is getting two weeks lunch detention.

-Booker/Lil Lo-Lo: What? -Oh, please, Principal Kwan.

These boys of mine, they are very sweet. Bagyensi!

Yeah, mine's sweet, too, sometimes. Let's, let's--

That's a long time for detention.

I mean, it really can't be that bad.

Booker (on video): Kiddie rhymes like he robbin' Dr. Seuss

Y'all got worse taste than my mama's baba ghanoush

You talkin' about my baba ghanoush in these social media streets?

Really?

Excuse me, ma'am. (clears throat)

How do you say, "You gon' get it," in your language?

Kwonka washwara.

Kwonka washwara.

Ooh! What she said. (clicks tongue)

-(clicks tongue) -(clicks tongue)

(clicks tongue)

Got me getting cussed out by somebody else's mama.

And your son directed the video.

Diss track? More like distracted

from what I'm trying to do.

Hey, Rae, um, you, uh, notice anything?

I notice that I'm not appreciated around here.

But you know what? I got a fix for that.

I say we get rid of the boys.

And we just take care of the girls.

I'll adopt the one across the hall.

Hey, wait, wait, wait. Maybe if you would look around, you might feel better.

I don't deserve this. I work too hard!

You should be thanking me.

Any buzz is good buzz,

and there's no buzz like Booker buzz. (chuckles)

See? I can't contain this hotness. Ah ha!

Are you done?

Booker, it is not good buzz when it's negative attention,

and bad energy. That's not what we're about.

Yeah. Even though your word play was on point,

and your lyrics were straight fire.

-You made that video about you. -Yeah.

(imitating Vito Corleone) And you went outside the family.

Ah. Talk about "going outside the family..."

What's up with you and Lil Lo-Lo?

Nothing. Nothing.

Why? What?

Did he say something about me?

Tess, it should be bros before 3Go's.

Okay, and it should be The Chi-Lective before your perspective.

Yo, Nia, write that down.

Booker, Principal Kwan may have fallen for you

putting that video on private,

but it's not gonna work on me. Take it down.

Fine. Then I'll put it on my own MeTube page,

because I quit The Chi-Lective. I'm going solo.

I'm loving this new room design.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. New beds is cool, but, um...

what do you think about this? (clears throat)

I'm so s-s-s-s-swaggy

W-w-waggy

I-- I'm no expert on rap hooks,

but are you sure that's a rap,

'cause I'm not hooked.

Hey, you guys. I just wanted to let you know that

I baked some cookies! They're amazing!

Oh, snap. I forgot. You're grounded from cookies.

-That's cold-blooded, Mom. -Right?

So, why aren't you practicing with your little group?

Because I went solo.

-Solo, huh? -Yeah.

I quit.

I mean, I defended myself, and they didn't back me up.

Defended yourself from what, Booker?

You acted out of character, and you dissed your family, too.

Most importantly, my baba ghanoush.

I know, Mama. I was just so focused on defending my rep.

I guess I got carried away.

Well, I am sorry that they hurt your feelings, Booker.

But when you focus so much on what you want to do, and stop

listening to the people who love you, that's when...

teamwork just crumbles.

This room is fantastic. It really is.

You're just like your mother, aren't you.

What do you mean, Mom?

I just need to listen to Chelsea more, that's all.

Well, since we're both so much alike,

can we at least split the cookie?

No, you can't have the cookie. You can't have the cookie.

Can't have the cookie! Aah!

Okay, five, six, seven, eight.

And then you rap. And then you rap.

And then I sing,

and then we dance. And then we dance.

And you rap, and you rap, and you rap, and you rap,

-and you rap, and you rap-- -Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,

-And you rap-- You like the choreography? -Nia! Nia!

Don't you think we should finish writing the song, though,

before we choreograph it?

-'Cause I don't just wanna dance, dance, dance. -Oh. Okay.

-All right, I-- I get it. I thought it was good, but... -(phone beeps)

Troof on the Roof?

On our rooftop?

Are you kidding me?

Booker even put The Chi-Lective's name on it!

Uh, and according to this flyer,

-Troof on the Roof starts in like 10 minutes. -Yeah.

-We'd better get up there. -Yeah.

Chels, I'm sorry for not listening to you earlier.

We make a great team and I have to remember that.

Aw, Rae!

And I'm sorry I really have nothing to say sorry for.

Wow!

That feels good to get off my chest. (laughs)

-Now, do you like the room or not? -It's amazing. I love it.

-I knew you'd like it. Oh! -I like it.

-(phones beeps) -Oh. What's that?

Both: Troof of the Roof?

-What's a troof? -I don't know.

Yo, yo, yo, everybody!

-Welcome to Troof on the Roof! -(crowd cheering)

Now, this is the final battle.

3Go's, since y'all on my home turf,

man, I'm gonna let y'all go first.

Check it.

You better call for your crew, you better call support

'Cause we about to go in, and beat you on your home court

3G0's ready for war, and we bringing the drama

'Cause when this battle is over

He'll be cryin' to his mama

Eh!

Ha ha ho!

Pump-Fake! Ha ha!

Actually, I'd rather give our rap beef the peace sign

'Cause I realize that things I said really crossed the line

Quatro, I didn't mean to throw shots below the belt

I know it's dodgeball, but I should have known how you felt

I just get competitive sometimes.

It's my bad, though.

All I wanted you to do is acknowledge it

Now that you do, bro, I accept your apology

Honestly, real talk, you might as well know

That your verse is my favorite in Smoky Flow

Maybe Quatro's a little jealous, man.

Quatro's bad.

Crowd: Aw!

(sobbing): Pump-Fake!

(sobbing): Pump-Fake!

(blows nose)

And also, I'm sorry, Nia! My sis, what I did was whack

You're my day-one, I should have known that you have my back

And Mom, didn't mean to bring your cooking into the beat

You know I appreciate the little things you do for me

- I love you, fam -I love you, baby!

I love you! Aw, look at my son being all positive!

And to my crew, I know y'all on the same page as me

So come on over here and get up on the stage with me

We are done with that dissin'

-Crowd: Hey! - 'Cause we are uplifting

-All: Hey! - We are done with that dissin'

-Crowd: Hey! - 'Cause we're uplifting

Crowd: Hey!

Levi, the video turned out great.

I know! My son! The little director.

Aw, I'm the mama!

Thanks, Mom.

Remember that in case I forget to say it when I win Best Picture.

And also, I'm sorry, Nia! My sis, what I did was whack

You're my day-one, I should have known that you have my back

-(song continues) -This was my vision.

Hey, guys, by the way, I, uh... I took my diss track down.

Just felt like the right thing to do.

Well, I am glad that you're back in The Chi-Lective.

Especially if we're gonna stay alive in that video competition.

-Yeah. -I'm just glad to be done with that dissin'.

And back to the cookie snatchin'.

Oh, no, you don't!

-That's right. -Woo!

-We're the mama! -We're the mama!