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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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You have a patient
waiting. See?
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I'm waiting for a follow-up.
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If you're talking
about Mr. Casdin,
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he has a deceased
sticker on his file,
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as do all the other
follow-ups you have
scheduled for today.
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Whoops!
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I had colds all winter.
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I've been in this room
a while, but it's
spring now, right?
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I feel run down,
like maybe something
big is coming on.
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Run down?
Come on, give me
something. Sore throat?
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No.
Runny nose?
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No. I know it
sounds weird,
I'm a nurse,
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but could you
run maybe a CBC
or a thyroid...
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(GASPING)
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Dr. Cuddy,
need a consult!
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Until she
stops seizing,
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may as well go back
to my office and get
my diagnosis on.
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CUDDY: She's
urinating on herself.
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She's having a seizure.
If she hadn't peed...
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It's green.
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Interesting.
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Thirty-five-year-old woman.
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Head of nursing
in an old-age home.
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Neurological
symptoms and "P"?
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(CHUCKLING)
Oh, green pee.
I get it. Nice.
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THIRTEEN: Neuro is
also written in green.
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Does that mean she
has green neurological
symptoms as well?
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From now on, I'm
gonna use two colors.
Green indicates irony.
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Pseudomonas infection.
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She'd have
a fever. Toxins?
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Why are we
taking this case?
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Welcome, Your Lordship,
we were just preparing
your morning briefing.
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Sorry I'm late,
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and, yes, green pee
does meet the only
diagnostic requirement
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you care about.
It's interesting.
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But is it worth
us taking this case?
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"Us" aren't taking anything.
I'm taking. You're accepting.
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Okay, I accept. She has
adult-onset epilepsy,
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and she really likes
those St. Patrick's Day beers.
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Go check out the house
and the office for
toxins and infections.
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Her neuro exam
was normal, no
subsequent seizures.
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It's not life threatening.
It's not important.
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Luckily, neither are you.
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You okay?
Fine.
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You and House
this morning?
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The way you
were arguing?
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(SIGHING) Airing
disagreements doesn't
qualify as arguing.
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Come on, man,
I'm just trying to
help. We're friends.
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There are 400
Japanese teenagers
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you were playing
Halo with last night
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you're better
friends with.
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Your avatar should
ask their avatars
how they're doing.
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I consider you
a good friend
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even if we don't
hang that much
outside of work.
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I wasn't arguing with him.
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You kind of were.
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Fine, I was.
And you know what?
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I was right.
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You got conned.
Methylthioninium chloride.
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Notable side effect,
green urine.
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She's a nurse,
she knows the dosage,
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knows how to
fake a seizure.
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She pees pea soup
and gets the warm attention
of doctors all week long.
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She's a Munchausen,
and you're her mark.
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So your insight
is based on
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discovering an
anti-Alzheimer's drug
at an old-age home.
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No good reason it'd be
sitting on her desk.
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You ever tried to pee
on yourself in public?
It's not easy.
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Sorry, I rushed
the Jewish frat,
we peed in private.
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For good reason.
I can spot
a fake seizure,
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which means
this was real,
which means
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her problem is phenol.
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Carbolic acid?
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Yeah, maybe she
accidentally inhaled some
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at a gout treatment
facility, circa 1890.
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It's still in some
antiseptic throat sprays.
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She's been chugging
it all winter
for her colds.
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Phenol explains the
seizure and the urine.
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She'd have to drink
five bottles a day.
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Which is why I'm sure
you won't have trouble
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discovering the evidence
of it when you
search her house. Bye.
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And you can start her
on charcoal hemoperfusion
for the phenol poisoning.
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Seriously?
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Oh, you were lying
about the throat spray.
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That does make more sense.
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So why are you
wasting Taub's time?
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Because I don't
want him to know that
I'm wasting my time
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disproving his fake
seizure theory. Zip!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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NEIL: Chris?
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Chris Taub, right?
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Neil Zane.
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I was two years under you at
Collegiate High, remember?
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Sure.
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So you are some big
doctor here now?
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I'm a doctor. You?
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I was speaking
at an econ course
over at the university.
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I tripped and banged my leg.
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I have some time.
Come with me.
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Hi. Tests back?
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Head CT was negative.
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What about a thyroid uptake
or abdominal ultrasound?
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Sure. How about I flash
some lights in front
of your face first?
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You want me to have
another seizure?
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We're gonna have to
give up the room
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unless we can
confirm a problem.
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Okay.
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(CONVULSING)
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(SIGHING) Damn it!
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Oh, God.
Please forgive me.
I'm so sorry.
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What are you worried about?
You'll have maybe
a night in jail for fraud.
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I have to go tell one of
my employees he was right.
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I'm not a Munchausen.
I'm gonna die
unless you help me.
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You'll have to come up
with something more original.
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A cat predicted my death.
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Cats make
terrible doctors.
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Oh, no, wait,
that's women.
You're screwed.
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How'd you slip?
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I've had this
dizziness problem
for a while now.
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You get checked
for labyrinthitis?
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On antibiotics for
a week. No difference.
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Lie down a sec.
Whoa, whoa, I'm dizzy.
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(EXHALES)
That's normal.
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So what are you teaching?
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Entrepreneurship.
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I'm a CEO.
OstTech Industries.
We make medical devices.
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All right.
You can sit up.
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So, did that tell you
anything? Did I...
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Oh, my God.
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You just cured me.
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I figured you had
a tiny calcium deposit
in your inner ear.
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I just shifted it around.
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I've seen three
doctors for this.
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I'm buying
you dinner.
Forget it.
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Come on. I'm also
an investor in a club,
we'll make it a night out.
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Well, I'm married, boring.
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I know some
married people
who aren't boring.
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A few years back,
I was one of them.
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Good luck, Neil.
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If you're gonna kill me
and rape me, please
do it in that order.
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This is the cat. Debbie.
Have you heard of her?
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Debbie? Sorry, but
without a last name...
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She was on the news.
We found her as a kitten.
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She lives in the nursing home.
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She only sleeps
next to people when
they're about to die.
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Ten patients
in the last year.
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And then yesterday,
she did it to me while
I was sitting on my couch.
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Please. The whole staff,
the doctors even,
we all know this is real.
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Can you come back later?
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I have some business
I'm conducting with
the Prince of Nigeria.
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Just watch this video.
It'll prove I'm not lying.
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Dr. House,
I am begging you.
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(GASPING FOR BREATH)
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Chest.
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Quick, before she
goes without attention
for eight seconds.
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House.
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She's faking.
The cat told me.
Listen.
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(GASPING)
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Soft breath sounds.
Means it's bronchospasm.
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You can't fake that.
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MAN ON TV: Debbie the catspends most of her timejust prowling the halls,
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the queen ofher own private world.
HOUSE: I gotta say,
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I don't think the
changes they've made
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to American Idol
really work for me.
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When Debbie climbson a patient's bedand goes to sleep,
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we call the loved onesand tell them to come in.
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You wanna treat her?
She's a nut job.
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Don't we all
have quirks?
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Aren't those
eccentricities
what make us human?
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It's like Debbie'shere on Earth to bringpeople to the other side.
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MAN: The doctorsthat we spoke toalso agree that the cat...
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Nut jobs get sick, too.
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So you think this
cat story is nonsense,
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and you admit
she faked her
earlier symptoms,
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but you still think
she's actually sick now?
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Well, anything would
sound ridiculous if you
said it in that voice.
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Confirm she's faking
or I'm gonna have to
kick her out.
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There's that voice again.
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I'll give you 24 hours.
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Consecutive?
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What are you doing?
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No, Mr. Bond,
I expect you to die.
Bronchospasm. Go.
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Bronchitis.
No cough, no fever,
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and Blofeld didn't
smoke a cigar.
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He might have.
Dude had a lair,
means he was rich.
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Rich people enjoy
a good stogie, sometimes
send them as gifts.
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Hey, Taub,
did that sound like
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I was awkwardly
trying to segue
into making a point?
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Yes.
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Emphysema.
FOREMAN: Lungs
were clean on the CT.
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Dogs can be trained
to predict diabetic
comas, epileptic seizures,
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they can smell cancer.
It is possible there's
something to this cat.
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It's more possible
it was just a coincidence.
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Ten million nursing homes,
hundred million pet cats,
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one of them was bound
to pick a few winners.
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THIRTEEN: Debbie
was able to predict
there was something wrong
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with the patient
before you were.
Is that a coincidence, too?
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Maybe the cat didn't
predict anything, it might
have caused the deaths.
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We should've
listened to Ted Nugent.
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Yeah. It could be
cat scratch fever,
or visceral larva migrans.
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Maybe it didn't kill everyone
at the nursing home,
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but it may be killing Morgan.
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The worms hop from the cat
to the cat lady's lungs.
I could buy that.
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Those cigars were for me.
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HOUSE: Hey, that reminds me.
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Why is some fancy
CEO sending you
a box of Cuban cigars?
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Is it related to
your money worries?
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What money worries?
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Extrapolating from
the fact that he's been
skipping his morning muffin,
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I'd say that he lost
almost all his money
in the market last year.
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I'm on a diet.
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I'm also extrapolating
from the online portfolio
you forgot to log off,
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but it's mostly
the muffins.
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Scope her for
worms in the lungs.
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We could help out in there.
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Yeah, it takes
at least four people
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to look inside
a crazy woman's lungs
for imaginary worms.
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So, you're in
a good mood again.
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Do you need another
speech about what
a great friend I am?
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I'm telling my wife
we don't need to downsize,
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but maybe we do.
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You really lost
all that money?
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I don't care about the money,
I just feel bad for Rachel.
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She married a guy
in one situation,
ended up with another.
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That's hard on anyone.
Thanks,
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makes me feel
much better, hearing
my wife's a gold digger.
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No, I just
meant she married
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this master-of-the-universe
successful surgeon,
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and now he's basically
a flunky for this
mad scientist,
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who saves lives,
so that's good.
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There are no worms
in the lungs.
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What else could
cause bronchospasm?
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Severe acid reflux.
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No esophagitis,
it's not reflux.
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00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,003
Why are you
pushing a crash cart?
237
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,908
Because patients
sometimes crash, and
they haven't yet invented
238
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:37,710
a crash tractor
for me to drive wildly
around the hallways.
239
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,715
Why are we in the
coma patients' room?
240
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,983
(MEOWS)
241
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,352
You actually think
the cat is going to
predict someone's death?
242
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,989
No. I know the cat
is not going to
predict anyone's death.
243
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,295
And then I will have
scientifically disproved...
244
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,959
You didn't keep
this patient
despite the cat,
245
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,901
you kept this patient
because of the cat.
246
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,496
You're scared there's
something to it.
247
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:05,010
If I could prove
the non-existence
of an omniscient God
248
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,340
who lovingly guides us
to the other side, I would.
249
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,608
Cat version
will have to do.
250
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,110
Are you scared?
251
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,176
Cats' brains are
always in alpha mode.
252
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:18,688
The few scientific
tests that have seemed to
confirm psychic phenomena,
253
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,951
that's where it takes place.
254
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,653
Please tell me that
you were kidding, so
I won't have to fire you.
255
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,319
I was kidding.
256
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,255
We still have
a human patient, right?
257
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,664
Airborne
allergens possible?
Skin test was negative.
258
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:29,826
FOREMAN: Lungs
may be more sensitive.
259
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,063
Or House
just screwed up.
260
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:35,334
If you misinterpreted
the breath sounds
as soft instead of loud,
261
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,069
it's laryngospasm
instead of bronchospasm.
262
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,906
Which she can
get from a simple
panic attack,
263
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,606
which she was having.
264
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,411
I also heard the lung
sounds, too, Taub.
You saying I screwed up?
265
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:48,453
"Screwed up" is maybe
too harsh, but yes.
266
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,646
THIRTEEN: Don't you
wanna check their charts?
267
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,919
Of course not,
this is a double-blind.
268
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,793
I don't want to even
subconsciously signal to
Teddy which one's the sickest.
269
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,558
Her name's Debbie.
270
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,164
Are those welts
on that guy's arm?
271
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,065
Were they here
when we got here?
272
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,801
He has a severe
cat allergy.
273
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,977
That never happened.
274
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,209
Look at Debbie.
275
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:28,892
Good news, Mr. Limpert.
276
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,158
When you don't
die tonight,
277
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,666
you will finally
have done something
good for the world,
278
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,998
as opposed to your
life as a fireman.
279
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,633
Foreman's airborne
allergen theory
makes the most sense.
280
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:45,234
Do a methacholine
challenge on Catgirl
to check it out.
281
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,375
I told you to
get rid of Death Cat.
282
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,021
You see a cat?
I see a litter box.
283
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,852
This is a disability,
Dr. Cuddy.
284
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:04,862
I can't make it
to the men's room...
You pee on the mice, too?
285
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,525
Well, now, you see,
the mice actually prove
that I don't have a cat.
286
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,931
Are these...
287
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,366
Are these the
genetically modified
lab mice from oncology?
288
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,134
Genetically modified
for tastiness.
289
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:23,077
Get rid of the cat,
and get rid
of your patient.
290
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,173
My team is doing
a methacholine challenge.
291
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,411
Your team just completed
a methacholine challenge,
292
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,545
which came up negative.
293
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,782
Who told you about
the test? Taub?
294
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,121
I'll never say. But yes.
295
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,856
Her airway's clamped
down. I heard it.
296
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,930
We kick her
onto the streets,
it could happen again.
297
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,660
Wish there was
a "lawsuit cat,"
it could warn you.
298
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,031
I'm sorry, but if you
won't escort her out,
299
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,594
I'll have to get
security to do it.
300
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,575
You're joining me
for a goodbye smoke.
301
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,447
I don't smoke.
302
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:04,645
Fine, if you don't want
the seventh graders
to think you're cool.
303
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:11,827
I went through your purse.
304
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,627
Horoscopes,
good-luck charms.
305
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,463
You went to
a good college,
good nursing school,
306
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,061
so you weren't always
a superstitious idiot.
307
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,401
I'm not a superstitious...
308
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:24,374
How about four years,
that sound right?
309
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,171
That's when you
switched from the
family insurance plan
310
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,474
to the one you're on now.
311
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,072
I was married,
I got divorced.
312
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,547
Two years before that,
you got chickenpox shots,
313
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,782
which you only
get in adulthood
when you have a kid.
314
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,189
Or I should say
when you had a kid
315
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,387
because no kid
has come to visit you.
316
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:46,692
Which all makes me think
something bad happened.
317
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,597
It was my stepson, Timothy.
318
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:56,968
(COUGHS)
319
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,669
What happened?
320
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,675
He was in school.
321
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,375
He was having
his morning snack,
and he choked.
322
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,949
And the teachers saw it,
and they did everything
that they were supposed to.
323
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,080
He shouldn't have died.
324
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,754
You wanna
make it make sense.
325
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,464
(CRYING) What's
wrong with that?
326
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:24,035
It's meaningless
is what's wrong.
327
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,630
What's wrong is that
it doesn't do a thing
to bring your kid back,
328
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,367
or put you and
your ex together again.
329
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,540
(COUGHING)
330
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,176
Rash on your neck.
331
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,745
Probably not
enough for Cuddy.
332
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,451
(COUGHING)
333
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,853
Can't breathe.
334
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,219
Hey, Doc.
335
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,553
(GASPING FOR BREATH)
336
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,224
Breath sound soft
to you, Doc?
337
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,597
Hooray, you're
officially sick.
338
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,972
Churg-Strauss fits best.
Here's the plan.
339
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,170
Taub, change the litter box.
340
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,107
This is pathetic.
341
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,477
You're still punishing me
for calling you out
on the green urine lady?
342
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,282
Nope, this is for
ratting me out to Cuddy.
343
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,189
I'm not asking you
to apologize, just scoop
some poop out of a box.
344
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,782
Just clean it.
345
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,262
Let House do it.
FOREMAN: (SCOFFING)
Yeah, that'll happen.
346
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,959
He won't just continue
to let our room
smell like cat pee.
347
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,058
I'll clean it next time.
348
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,763
I'm out of here.
349
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:46,079
Now that you've delivered
that important lesson,
I'm gonna go test the patient.
350
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,841
(CAT PURRING)
Whoa!
351
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,586
What, you think
your bag's
going to die now?
352
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,853
Now you're punishing me
because you think
I'm superstitious?
353
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,521
What do you care?
It's not so much
about me caring, per se,
354
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:00,793
it's more about me
wondering why you're
such a credulous idiot.
355
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,734
Thirteen, start the
patient on steroids
for the Churg-Strauss.
356
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,264
Unless we have something
we need to argue about?
357
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,408
This is good stuff.
358
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,674
The best.
359
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:17,942
It's made from
the distilled sweat of
360
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:20,951
recently-laid-off
hedge fund managers.
361
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,509
Aren't you happy
you came out tonight?
362
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:26,752
Yeah. I wasn't actually
going to, but not the
greatest day at work.
363
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,888
I used to have
an office like this.
364
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,021
Used to?
365
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,689
When I was
a plastic surgeon.
366
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,563
But one day, I took
stock of my life and...
367
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,571
(SIGHING)
Oh, screw it.
368
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:45,174
I had an affair
with the daughter
of one of my partners.
369
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,338
They signed
a non-disclosure,
I signed a non-compete.
370
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,974
And the funny thing is
I wound up telling
my wife anyway.
371
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,580
You like your job?
372
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:01,251
Same as you,
same as everyone,
it has its ups and downs.
373
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,989
You're lying
to make me feel better.
374
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:12,430
Yeah. It's the best.
I'm in charge, you know.
I'm a kid with toys.
375
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,768
Speaking of which,
what do you think
of the prototype?
376
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,831
It's amazing.
377
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,138
You gotta make it
a half-inch smaller, though.
378
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,673
You serious?
I got small hands,
379
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,407
6.5 gloves,
like women surgeons,
380
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,109
which are your
fastest-growing market.
381
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:29,017
Me and the girls
would have to use
two hands to hit the switch.
382
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,554
Why do I bother paying
the idiots that work for me?
383
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,217
Put down that crap
you're drinking,
384
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:39,287
because I am breaking out
the really good stuff.
385
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,611
What's wrong?
386
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,148
I went to the bathroom.
My urine...
387
00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:59,206
Green again?
It's brown.
388
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,517
I didn't do
anything. Honest.
389
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:10,489
HOUSE: (SINGING)
I'm just a girlwho can't say no
390
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,055
It is possible
she's still faking.
391
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,895
She didn't fake
the bronchospasm.
392
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:19,130
You think she's
faking some stuff,
but not other stuff?
393
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:20,569
Maybe she's Unchausen?
394
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:24,005
I'm just saying
the brown urine
doesn't make sense.
395
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,144
What?
Nothing.
396
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:37,313
THIRTEEN: We've
ruled out every possible
cause for brown urine.
397
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,823
No blood in the urine,
liver and kidneys fine.
398
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:42,086
Brown could be
fecal. Fistula.
399
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,218
We checked.
400
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:45,319
How do we know
the urine is still brown?
401
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,093
Had to be. Once
you've gone brown...
402
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:52,666
If we've ruled out
everything that can
make the urine brown,
403
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,296
what if it just
looked brown.
404
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:58,571
If the green dye never
left her system, what
plus green makes brown?
405
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,205
Purple.
406
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,607
Strep bovis infection
from colon cancer.
407
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,241
Paraneoplastic syndrome
would explain
the bronchospasm.
408
00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:09,149
THIRTEEN: We scoped
her when we checked
for the fistula,
409
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,382
there's no tumor.
410
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,920
Oh, no.
411
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,058
I wasn't scared
by the umbrella, either.
412
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,961
What? Not everything's
about you, Kutner.
413
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:22,199
I realize it's stupid.
I just don't know everything,
414
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,258
I don't want to invite...
Great.
415
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:25,734
I thought your
superstitiousness
416
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:26,964
had to do with your
folks being killed,
417
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,768
but "you're stupid"
works just as well.
418
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,136
Why is there
a ladder here?
419
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:37,705
Whoops. Forgot that one.
420
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:43,085
Scopes don't work
as well as pillcams.
Give her one, find the tumor.
421
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,085
Come with me, Tiny Taub.
422
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:08,177
Sorry, I was late again.
I've got a long commute
from the poorhouse.
423
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,111
Knew it when I hired you.
424
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,241
You'd eventually
miss the money,
425
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:15,252
being the big shot
like your new CEO friend,
426
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,721
if that nightclub
stamp on your hand
is any indication.
427
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,724
Don't worry,
I'm not quitting.
I know.
428
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:24,728
A guy who signs a non-compete
instead of just telling
his wife that he cheated
429
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,093
doesn't have
the guts to quit.
430
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:27,756
Bad example.
I did tell her.
431
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,358
From guilt,
not from courage.
432
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:33,070
And bravely running
to Cuddy behind my back,
433
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:36,471
and arriving heroically
late every day.
434
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,736
Cowards make
lousy employees.
435
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,304
Well, maybe you're a coward,
maybe you're quitting.
436
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,381
Either way, I'm screwed.
437
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:56,251
You'll note how Faster,
Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
438
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,024
Has snuggled up
by coma guy over there.
439
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:02,523
More importantly,
she did yesterday as well.
440
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:04,859
And he's still breathing.
441
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:06,598
We done?
442
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,150
Thank you for
showing me this.
443
00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:28,392
But maybe she's
just confused in
this new environment.
444
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:34,125
In 1844, a preacher
in upstate New York
445
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:38,226
added up some dates
in the Bible and
predicted Jesus' return.
446
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:40,896
His followers gave away
all their possessions
447
00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:42,667
and showed up in a field.
448
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,737
Guess who didn't show.
449
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,436
So the preacher said
that he miscalculated,
450
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:47,910
and they went right
back the next month,
451
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,605
but with more followers.
452
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,911
Every time he was
irrefutably proved wrong,
453
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,281
it redoubled
everyone's belief.
454
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,411
I know I sound
just like them.
455
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:01,085
But I also know
you're wrong.
456
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,594
Something terrible
is gonna happen to me.
457
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:20,608
You trying to prove
to her she's not dying?
458
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:23,510
That would be dumb,
as she might be dying.
459
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,879
This woman lost her kid.
460
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:27,510
Why are you attacking
beliefs that give her
a little bit of comfort?
461
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,850
I don't care
if her superstitions
make her feel better.
462
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,549
I just want her
to think more clearly.
Oh.
463
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:34,148
Maybe that can make her
as happy as you are.
464
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:35,817
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
465
00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,094
Where are we going?
466
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:41,564
Experimenting.
467
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,624
(CAT PURRING)
468
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:47,763
Stop it, Dr. Wilson.
It's just not cute anymore.
469
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:52,336
You already
experimented
on the coma guy.
470
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,810
Haven't you
proved your point?
Not to the patient,
471
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,437
and not to the
millions of idiots
472
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,880
who drooled over
that news item
about the magic cat.
473
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,542
Why are you so
obsessed with this?
474
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,985
Can't you just call
her an idiot and leave
everyone alone?
475
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,716
Hey, look, kids,
therapy cat.
476
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:09,556
You're a liar.
Therapy animals
are dogs, not cats.
477
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:12,391
Aren't you feisty?
This one's special.
478
00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:16,158
If she likes you,
interesting stuff happens.
479
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:20,667
No. Okay. Kids,
playtime's over.
480
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:24,135
(SIGHS)
481
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:26,342
You know what,
this is a good thing.
482
00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,344
Because either you're
starting to doubt yourself,
483
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:29,937
which is healthy, or...
484
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:32,449
I don't believe
in the legend of
Goodbye Kitty.
485
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,917
Or you're starting
to give a crap what
other people think,
486
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,510
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Which is just another
way of saying
487
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:37,885
you give a crap
about other people.
488
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:41,858
I'd love to hear
more of your theory,
but I don't give a crap.
489
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,951
Also, the pillcam's back.
490
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,960
Polypoid. Raised edges.
491
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,798
Raised edges are
actually necessary,
492
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,599
since that's the opening
to the appendix.
493
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:57,301
How many times are we
gonna watch this?
There's no tumor.
494
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,806
Oh, my God,
495
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:01,937
the Death Cat is
attacking your legs,
you're gonna die.
496
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:06,944
Maybe it has something
to do with that little red dot
dancing around down there.
497
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,679
Oh, my God,
the death laser
498
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,778
is attacking your legs,
you're gonna die.
499
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,720
We're wasting time
looking for cancer.
500
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:15,349
She's still walking around,
she's still pretty healthy,
501
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:16,984
maybe it's something minor.
502
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,722
Maybe we're
not wasting time.
503
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,663
We wouldn't have
seen a flat lesion.
504
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:25,864
Skin cancer could
have metastasized
to the intestines.
505
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:27,297
Cool.
506
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,669
Check for melanomas.
507
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:50,690
Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty. Come here.
508
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:52,929
(MEOWS)
Here, kitty.
509
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,465
(PHONE RINGING)
510
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:04,832
(SIGHING)
511
00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:10,241
What?
KUTNER: It's not cancer.
512
00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:11,975
We found spider veins
on her back.
513
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,483
They weren't there
when she came in.
514
00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:15,576
Spider veins means Cushing's.
515
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:19,179
Could cause an abdominal
disturbance, brown urine.
516
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,088
But the bronchospasm?
517
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:22,683
(SIGHS)
518
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,456
Cushing's myopathy.
519
00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:26,560
It's uncommon, but...
520
00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:30,023
Wait a second.
521
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:33,568
You didn't wake me up
to tell me a symptom
that's not killing her.
522
00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:36,766
What else is going on?
I think she's dying.
523
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,138
I just told you,
it's Cushing's.
We treat...
524
00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:43,112
I don't mean because
of the spider veins.
Mr. Limpert died.
525
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:44,613
If that's my
high school gym
teacher...
526
00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:46,377
It's your coma patient.
527
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,716
He was stable for
a year-and-a-half,
and he just died.
528
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,779
The cat was right, House.
529
00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:58,658
Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss.
530
00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:02,131
Say "puss" one more time.
It's the sixth "puss"
that really does it.
531
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,363
You're right. Sulking
will solve everything.
532
00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:08,234
That cat sat on my lap,
and that cat knows something.
533
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:10,830
You believe it now?
Yesterday,
it was all a coincidence.
534
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:14,276
Yesterday, it was,
till I unintentionally
proved it wasn't.
535
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:17,405
Patient must have Cushing's.
We have to figure out
whether it's based in...
536
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:20,609
A cat's nose is powerful,
could smell liver
or kidney failure.
537
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:23,779
Exactly. Except that
if you'd glanced at
the nursing home files
538
00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:25,049
I had faxed over
this morning,
539
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:27,557
you'd know that most
of the patients' livers
and kidneys were fine.
540
00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,388
What else?
The MRIs aren't telling us
541
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,428
if the Cushing's is in
her adrenals or her brain.
542
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:32,757
So check her ACTH.
543
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,456
The cat's vision
is at the blue end
of the spectrum.
544
00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:37,092
ACTH is 11.7.
It's too close to tell.
545
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,260
And we can't treat
the wrong organ,
546
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:39,803
'cause that won't
solve anything.
547
00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:41,667
She could have
a cortisol storm,
could kill her.
548
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:44,298
Well, maybe,
as the senior fellow,
you could have made sure
549
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:47,401
that my doors were closed
so that I could be
concentrating on the cat
550
00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:49,070
instead of looking
for the cat.
551
00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:51,479
(GASPING FOR BREATH)
552
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,107
You all right?
553
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,418
Your nose.
554
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,220
(GRUNTS)
555
00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:05,587
What'd he say?
556
00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:09,793
Sounds like he said,
"Do you like cranberry juice?"
557
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:11,492
Crap.
558
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:15,403
Cheaper than fake blood.
And more cran-tastic.
559
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:17,566
Don't ever leave
my door open
like that again.
560
00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:20,338
You're playing pranks
and this woman could be dying.
561
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:23,209
So have Chase do
a venous sampling
in her brain.
562
00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,805
If he finds something,
it's there,
563
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,818
if he finds nothing,
it's the adrenals.
564
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:33,747
I'm not who
I used to be.
565
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:38,485
I'm scared.
It's not a way to live.
566
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:42,489
I wanna come
work for you.
567
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,102
(SIGHS)
568
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,137
Jeez, Chris,
you didn't think...
569
00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:50,333
I didn't mean
to imply that I could
hire you right now.
570
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,308
You said you needed
guys like me.
571
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:56,006
I know, but you
don't have an MBA,
572
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,241
and I just hired
a Chief Medical Officer.
573
00:31:58,349 --> 00:32:00,783
Then let me invest
in that laser
scalpel start-up.
574
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,877
I got money saved,
not a ton, but...
575
00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:06,855
We put in a two-million-dollar
minimum for the first
round of financing.
576
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:10,351
Look,
577
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,856
I guess I could take you on,
on a smaller number,
578
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,593
but you have to understand
579
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,259
it wouldn't be
some quick payoff.
580
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:20,860
Yeah, I know.
I know it's not gonna
change my life overnight.
581
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:24,102
I just need to
start changing it.
582
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,579
Okay, then.
Let's start.
583
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:36,049
What exactly are you
hoping to find inside
your dead coma guy?
584
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,216
Catnip, chew toy...
I don't know,
that's why I'm looking.
585
00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:44,152
Your patient had
a cardiac arrest during
the venous sampling.
586
00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:46,753
We got her back, but
her heart's still tenuous.
587
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:49,264
That tell us anything?
She's weak,
possibly dying.
588
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,925
So nothing.
589
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,798
What about the ACTH?
Slightly elevated.
590
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,203
It confirms the Cushing's
is in the brain. Go.
591
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,367
Are you sure
that it's Cushing's?
592
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,036
You'd expect
central body obesity,
she's in good shape.
593
00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:03,706
If it had a normal
presentation, there
wouldn't be a cat involved.
594
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:04,873
So it's the brain,
595
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:07,884
means the next question
is whether to remove her
pituitary right now...
596
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:11,820
That's not a question
for me, that's a question
for the patient.
597
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,084
Now present both sides,
let her decide.
598
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,284
All right.
599
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,754
I've got to stop
telling you my theories.
600
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,197
You always just
try to prove me wrong.
601
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,895
You mean the theory
about Cuddy's ass getting
bigger at the full moon?
602
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:28,097
I confirmed that one,
photo's on my blog.
603
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,639
Normally, you'd be up
in the patient room,
604
00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:30,969
hectoring her
on what to do,
605
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,704
instead you're up
to your elbows in some
irrelevant dead guy,
606
00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:36,678
who may or may not be
connected to a magic cat,
607
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:39,181
because you want
to prove to me
that you don't care.
608
00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:43,014
Case is over. I'm exploring
a scientific mystery.
609
00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:44,986
I put up with
your obsessions,
610
00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:47,149
I even encourage them,
for one reason,
611
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:51,628
they save lives.
I don't know
what you're doing now.
612
00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:02,795
CHASE: Cushing's means
your body is overproducing
a hormone called cortisol.
613
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:06,343
The recommended
course of action is to
suppress it with drugs.
614
00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:08,436
And that will cure it?
615
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:11,346
Just treat it.
It could come back.
616
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:14,009
The only permanent
solution is
617
00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:16,645
to cut into your
brain and remove
your pituitary gland,
618
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,882
but surgery's dangerous.
619
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:21,925
Your heart stopped
on the table once already.
620
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,623
I want the surgery.
621
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:28,562
This thing is gonna kill me
if I don't kill it first.
622
00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:32,330
Because of the cat?
623
00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,897
Do you wanna tell me
what an idiot I'm being?
624
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,167
No.
625
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:43,545
I really believe that
there are things that
science can't understand,
626
00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:49,109
that there is a role
for faith and prayer, but
it's in the waiting room,
627
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:51,319
not the OR.
628
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,051
(SIGHS)
629
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,720
There's a reason I got sick.
630
00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:02,158
There's a reason
for all the bad things
that have happened to me.
631
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:06,760
I don't know what that
reason is, but I know
that if there isn't one,
632
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:10,440
if there's no greater
purpose in the world,
633
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,471
then it's not a world
I wanna live in.
634
00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:19,245
I'll schedule
an operating room.
635
00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:42,305
You're early.
636
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,799
I'm not staying long.
I'm quitting.
637
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,448
You got a new job?
No.
638
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,077
Well, then
you're not quitting.
639
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,416
I'll see you
back here tomorrow.
640
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:59,322
You're not accepting
my resignation?
641
00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:00,857
Easier this way.
642
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:03,789
It avoids the whole thing
where you panic,
run back and grovel,
643
00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:06,694
and I punish you,
and then take you back.
644
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:10,894
Bye.
645
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:17,535
Bring donuts.
Everyone loves
those bear claws.
646
00:36:56,414 --> 00:37:00,714
Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss. Puss?
647
00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:06,618
(PURRS)
648
00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:47,093
Mr. Taub?
649
00:37:47,164 --> 00:37:49,359
I've been
waiting 15 minutes.
Where's Neil?
650
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,958
Neil doesn't
work here anymore.
651
00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:53,435
But he's the CEO.
652
00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:56,803
I'm sorry. I wish
I could help you. Sorry.
653
00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:00,803
This is crazy.
I'm investing
with his company.
654
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:02,903
He doesn't have a company.
655
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:05,505
He worked here, but he
was a receptionist, a temp.
656
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,483
Where is he?
He's in custody.
657
00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:09,781
I really am not
supposed to say
anything else.
658
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,685
I went to
high school with him.
659
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,350
That's what everyone
else thought, too.
660
00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:17,326
I'm guessing you also
cured his ear problem?
661
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:21,397
Did you give him
the money yet?
662
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:22,989
No.
663
00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:34,600
I was right,
664
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:37,580
and more satisfyingly,
you were wrong.
665
00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:39,739
It was coincidence.
666
00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:42,683
That cat was not
predicting deaths,
667
00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:44,015
it was just trying
to keep warm.
668
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,716
Yes, dead people are
renowned for their warm glow.
669
00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:49,018
They are
if they're feverish,
670
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:50,617
like three of
the patients were.
671
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:54,225
Or if they are wasting away,
like the other eight.
672
00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:56,061
Wasting doesn't...
It does,
673
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:59,466
if it means someone sticks
a heating blanket on you.
674
00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:01,704
(SIGHS)
675
00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:04,240
Congrats. Because of your
crazy obsession with this cat
676
00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:06,071
you've solved
a completely trivial mystery.
677
00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:08,441
Completely trivial?
678
00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:12,243
My God, it's clearly
only partially trivial.
679
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,717
Debbie climbed
on Morgan, too,
680
00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,082
which means
she was overheated.
681
00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:19,611
So what causes
flushing, mimics
every Cushing's symptom
682
00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:21,885
except central
body obesity?
683
00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:24,958
Cancer.
684
00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:28,293
A corticotropin-producing
carcinoid tumor
of the intestine.
685
00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:31,265
But your pillcam
didn't find anything.
686
00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:34,634
Means it must be somewhere
the pillcam couldn't go.
687
00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:36,967
The appendix.
688
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,874
Congratulations.
You probably saved her life.
689
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:42,845
You definitely
saved her needless surgery.
690
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,137
Yes, I did.
691
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,511
What's the OR
extension number?
692
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:49,712
Just curious.
693
00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,161
Thank you.
694
00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:06,569
I wouldn't come here
for thanks, that
would be ungracious.
695
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,796
It's more about gloating.
696
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:13,338
You were about to cut out
a piece of your brain
697
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,175
just to chase some
crazy superstition.
698
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,340
But I didn't.
699
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,908
You didn't didn't
do anything.
I stopped it.
700
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,345
And what made you do that?
701
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,854
Science. Logic. Reason.
Pick any three.
702
00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:33,657
A cat chooses
that exact moment
to sit on your computer.
703
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,291
Maybe that's science
and logic and reason,
704
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,392
or maybe it's
something else.
705
00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:43,599
You're an idiot.
706
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,779
I looked up the preacher
from New York State.
707
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:53,348
His followers
never faded out.
708
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,612
They became the
Seventh-Day Adventists.
709
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,950
A major religion.
That man changed
the course of history.
710
00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:02,684
Because his followers
were as deluded as he was.
711
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:08,856
Maybe he just gave them
something to live for.
712
00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:13,902
Feel better.
713
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,270
(SIGHS)
714
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:50,838
Kutner!
715
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,381
Cat pee on my chair?
716
00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:02,714
Blood on my face?
Fake blood.
717
00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:09,989
You pay for
the dry-cleaning.
718
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,994
Why are you
still alive?
719
00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:20,093
I'm not sure.
720
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:22,604
I guess he was impressed
you stood up to him.
721
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:24,641
And got a cat
to pee on his chair.
722
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,472
Yeah. A cat.
723
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,323
See you tomorrow.
Yeah.
724
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,110
(PURRS)
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