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- In grade 2, we had
a substitute teacher that said
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the Sun revolved
around the Earth.
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We all know it's
the other way around, right?
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Well, I didn't want
the rest of my class
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to commit this to memory,
so I corrected him.
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And instead of applauding
my moxie, the teacher sent me
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to the office
for disrupting the class.
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Was I wrong to speak the truth?
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Guess I'm still trying
to figure out when you should
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stand up for your beliefs
or, in this case,
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well-proven scientific fact,
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and when you should just
stay in your seat.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
- Hi! Only two weeks
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until the bicentennial,
and town council has been
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hard at work crafting
the perfect way to celebrate
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the occasion.
And after much discussion,
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we came up with...
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Follow.
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Ta-daaah! Yeah?
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We are looking for volunteers
to help paint a mural
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that reflects the unity
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of our community.
- Wow!
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Town council sure did
draw a blank.
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(Holly laughing)
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- Should we stand
somewhere else?
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- Over there looks good.
- Come on, guys, that was funny!
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- Was it?
- Amy would have liked it.
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- Then go share it.
She's right there.
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- (woman):
And it may be a design...
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- I can't.
- They're in a fight.
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- Well, you better
fix things fast.
You don't want to get replaced.
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- That would never happen.
Amy and I are soulmates,
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meant to be together.
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Like PB and jam.
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- I used to love PB and J;
now, I prefer honey.
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- What are you trying to say?
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- Sometimes, tastes change.
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- (woman): Bring everything
you have to the occasion...
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(indistinct conversation)
(chuckles)
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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- ♪♪♪♪ You and me run
to a different beat ♪♪
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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the you inside and watch
the world take flight ♪♪
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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪
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♪♪ Gotta be the change ♪♪♪♪
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- Adversarial.
- Hostile.
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- (Robbie): Yes!
- I can't believe it! Amy took
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Piper to our special place.
- Someone's covetous.
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- Jealous.
- Yes!
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- Am not!
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I just don't get
what Piper has that I don't.
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- Easy. She's droll.
- Fun.
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No. Funny.
- I'm both of those things!
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- And blithe.
- Carefree.
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- Yes! That's it, baby!
- I'm that too!
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I could be
if I tried.
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It's just hard
when you feel so...
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- Despondent?
- Sad!
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- Yes!
- You're gonna ace the SATs.
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- If you want her back, you just
need to show her all the jollity
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she's missing
without you.
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- You mean,
make her covetous?
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- Exactly.
- And then she'll just
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come back? Have you tested
this theory before?
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- Oh yes.
(Holly chuckling)
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- I'm lost.
- I know, babe.
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And if you don't mind,
I'd like to keep it that way.
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(chuckling)
♪♪♪♪♪♪
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- So where is this super fun
thing you wanted me to do today?
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- I volunteered us
to help paint the mural.
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- Yeah, I'm not
a joiner.
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- Real cool, Jughead.
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Come on! We're gonna have
so much fun together!
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In fact, I think today is a day
we are going to remember
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forever, so we should
probably take a picture
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just to capture how much fun
we are already having. OK.
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(photo click)
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Come on, you gotta work
with me here!
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- I know you're using me
to make Amy jealous.
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- No! I would never stoop
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to such stupendously low levels.
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Yeah, OK, fine.
Yes, I am. Are you mad?
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- Yeah, but only because
you didn't tell me first.
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- Does that mean
you'll help?
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- Yeah.
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Look, your plan is about to get
way more complicated.
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We can't pretend to have
the best time ever;
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we have to do it IRL.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Ohhh...
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- Attention!
Attention, please.
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Thank you all so much
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for volunteering
your time today.
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Now is the moment
you've all been waiting for:
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the grand reveal
of our mural design
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created by our favourite
big-city transplant.
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- Namaste.
- OK. Without further ado...
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- Woo!
- (girl): Oh...
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- Take it away, Russell.
- OK.
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So to start, we'll have to slap
on a few base layers of paint.
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Then we'll project my design
onto the wall,
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and each of you will be assigned
a little section to paint.
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Any questions?
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- Why are we painting
a stupid pickle?
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- Great question.
So who's ready to paint?
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- I just don't see why this town
is so obsessed with pickles.
Everywhere you go, it's
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pickle this and pickle that.
What's so great about pickles?
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- They're kind of important
to this town's economy.
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- Of course, you'd think that.
- I just don't think that,
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it's a fact!
- OK. Heated debate, I like it.
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Let's get started!
- I think pickles are boring.
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- Well, so is scurvy, which
pickles cure by the way. NPR.
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- Look. If you don't want to do
the mural, don't do the mural.
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- I wanna do the mural. I think
we need a different design.
- Like what?
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- What about...
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a unicorn?
(Amy chuckling)
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- What does a unicorn have
to do with this town?
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- They're cool, unique,
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one of a kind,
special.
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- Sure, I guess, but--
- Aren't we all
those things too?
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- You can't, just out
of nowhere, replace the pickle,
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which we've relied on
our entire lives.
- Everyone who'd rather paint
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a unicorn instead of a pickle,
raise your hand.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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- ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪♪
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♪♪ Ooh oooooh ♪♪
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- Ooh, that's
a cute unicorn design!
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- I like the first one better.
- We need to stop this insanity.
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Sure, unicorns are magical
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and mystical and totally
in the zeitgeist right now,
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but what do they have to do
with Collinsville?
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What should I do?
Rat them out?
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No, I've learned
that nobody likes a tattletale.
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Protest? Can you assure me
that innocent people
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won't lose their jobs?
And don't you dare say
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just to paint another mural
and hope other people
like it better.
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That's what got me in hot water
with Amy in the first place.
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(Holly sighing)
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
Is it my turn to talk now?
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(Holly scoffing)
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I just think
you should let it go.
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- Good one, Elsa.
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Seriously?!
- So you paint a unicorn
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instead of a pickle; what's
the worst that can happen?
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- Your mom freaks out.
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- And then everyone will realize
it was Piper's fault
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and they should have listened
to you in the first place.
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Hey, you wanna show Amy
you can have fun without her?
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Let's have fun! It's a win-win,
and you don't even have
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to lift a finger.
- Well...
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I may have to lift
one finger.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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(laughing)
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- You've made
a grave mistake, Ms. Hobby.
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- No! Haha!
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- SATs are next week.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Why aren't you crammin'?
- Because I'm a feminist, Dad.
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- You're gonna have to break
that one down for me, son.
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- OK, you've read
the headlines, right?
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Getting into a good college
is more competitive than ever.
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- Yeah, that's what they say.
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- So, instead of forcing you
to remortgage the farm
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so I can go to some third-rate
community college
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that won't guarantee me a job
when I graduate,
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I am going to say no.
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- To college?
- I am just looking out for you.
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- So what does this have
to do with feminism?
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- Oh, yeah, right. OK,
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so Lyla is a straight-A student
and will ace her SATs,
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so I'm just gonna follow her
around wherever she goes
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and when she graduates,
let her support me.
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You know,
like Mom supports you.
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- Your mom and I are a team.
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- Oh yeah, don't worry. That's
what Lyla and I will say too.
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- So just to be clear,
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your future plans are
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to mooch off your girlfriend?
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Don't you think
that's a little bit risky?
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- Lyla's smart, sweet,
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easy on the eyes.
I can't do much better.
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- Oh. Could she?
(Robbie chuckling)
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It sounds like you got
a bulletproof plan there.
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- Pretty great, huh?
Thank you, Gloria Steinem.
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- Ah, well, if you're certain
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that this is
the best plan...
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...better lock it down.
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- Great-grandma's
engagement ring?
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You want me to propose to Lyla?
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- Oh, let's just consider it
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an investment in the future.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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- Wow! Great work, kids!
Very enchanting, yes!
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- (woman): What on earth
is going on here?!
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- Oh, the people spoke,
I had to listen.
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- Who is responsible for this?
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- I am. I think
pickles are stupid.
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- Stupid?!
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- We have to do
something about this.
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- (Piper): Yeah, stupid.
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(Holly laughing forcefully)
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- You find this
funny, Ms. Hobby?
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- Hilarious! In fact, I don't
know how Piper's
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keeping a straight face.
This was all just a big prank.
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- No, it wasn't!
- You're right. It was
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more than a prank.
It was a way for us to practice
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our skills before beginning
our work on our...
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pièce de résistance.
Right, Tyler?
- Yeah, we had
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to start a layer
before we started painting
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the mural anyhow,
so why not get some practice in?
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- Yes, that is accurate.
(clearing his throat)
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- Well...
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I always say,
"Practice makes perfect,"
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so paint me a pickle.
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- (Holly): Yes, Ma'am!
- OK, everyone,
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let's get to work.
We got a lot of painting to do.
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Great save, H.H.
That woman is... terrifying.
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- You're welcome by the way.
- For what?!
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- Look, I'm sorry
your mom lost her job,
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but you can't keep
blaming me.
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I don't work at the company.
- Holly! Leave her alone.
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- You had just as much to do
with the protest as I did,
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but she's not blaming you.
The unicorn was a stupid idea
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guaranteed to get us in trouble,
which it did.
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And I saved the day, and
you can't even say thank you.
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- Thank you, Holly,
for once again reminding us
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how much better you are
than the rest of us.
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(Holly gasping)
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- You're OK with this?!
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- Let's just get this mural done
so we can all go home.
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- Whatever!
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- Sure! Just walk away!
Guess that's kind of your MO.
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- You're right, I should finish
what I started.
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- AH!
(kids laughing)
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- AH!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Girls! Girls!
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
PAINT FIGHT!
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(screaming and laughing)
239
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:46,006
- Oh! Holly!
- Amy!
240
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,041
- Oh no!
- What is--
241
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,345
Pfff!
242
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,958
- Wham! And then I slid
right into home.
243
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,293
- Aaah, that's great, honey!
244
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I really wish I could have
been there to cheer you on.
245
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,965
- It's OK, Levi hollered
loud enough for the both of you.
246
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,801
- Must be nice to have
such supportive friends.
247
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,105
- Has something happened
today, Holly-kins,
248
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that involved
some paint? Hmm?
249
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,011
- Can I be excused?
I don't... feel like dessert.
250
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,880
- Yeah. Sure thing.
251
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,383
- Hmm, before you go,
I have something to say.
252
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:33,887
I know my decision making
recently has been questionable.
253
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,255
- Mm-hmm.
254
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,523
- Thanks to the talk
Dad and I had this morning,
255
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,425
I think I'm finally
on the right track now.
256
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:43,163
These last few weeks have been
really hard. I never would have
gotten through them without
257
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the love of my family.
- Awww! We love you too, Robbie.
258
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- And the support
of my girlfriend.
259
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,771
- OK, great speech, Robbie.
Who wants cake?
260
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,273
- Wait, Dad,
there's more.
261
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,510
Lyla, you're the best girl
a guy could have.
262
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,819
Will you marry me?
- Uh, no, no.
263
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,854
I mean, you're way too young.
264
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,957
- Your mom is right.
We're young which means
265
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,760
we are gonna look so hot
in our wedding pictures!
266
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,562
Aaah!
(Lyla laughing)
267
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,364
Yes, Robbie! Yes!
A thousand times, yes!
268
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:22,035
- I get his room.
- This is the happiest day of
my life. Thank you so much, Dad.
269
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,304
- Thank you, Dad?
- Yeah! He was the one that
270
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,172
suggested I lock Lyla down ASAP.
- Oh!
271
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,542
- (Lyla): That is so sweet!
- Uh, yeah.
272
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,611
- Thanks, Dad.
Mind if I call you "Dad"?
273
00:13:30,611 --> 00:13:33,213
Come on, Robbie.
Let's go call my parents.
274
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,316
- Um, I think that we should...
275
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,356
- Mom's on a warpath.
276
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,126
I wonder who's going
down first: Dad or Robbie.
277
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,930
Wanna talk?
278
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,998
- About how my best friend
betrayed me?
279
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,801
How she thinks
that everything I do is wrong?
280
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,103
No. I don't want
to talk about it.
281
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,305
Talking hasn't solved anything.
- Hey!
282
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,909
Captain Joshua
Von Winklesnots is mine!
283
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,281
♪♪♪♪♪♪
284
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:14,120
- There's only
one last thing to do.
285
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,927
Your dad said
I'd find you here.
286
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,568
I've been trying to change
287
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,536
who I am
for the past two months,
288
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,938
so that you still wanted
to be friends with me.
289
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:36,877
- Holly--
- I know.
Just let me get through this.
290
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,647
I thought we were soulmates,
291
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,883
friends forever,
292
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,018
but maybe
there's no such thing.
293
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:50,957
This is all the stuff from you
that I've kept over the years.
294
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:56,830
I heard what you said
to Piper on my birthday -
295
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,900
how you think I'm a jerk,
how you're not even sure
296
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,935
why you're still
friends with me.
297
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,638
So I am going to stop
298
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:07,473
forcing something
that obviously isn't working.
299
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
300
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,683
- ♪♪ Ooooh oooooh ♪♪
301
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,885
♪♪ Oooooh ♪♪
- Maybe there's someone
302
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,254
you'd rather give it to.
303
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:25,125
- ♪♪ Oooooh ♪♪
304
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,228
♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-oooooh ♪♪
305
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,401
- (girl): Alright.
306
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,612
- OK, OK. Who painted
this pistachio green?
307
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,749
The colour chart
clearly calls for moss green!
308
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,784
Come on, people!
Moss green!
309
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,786
- OK. Alright. OK.
310
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,688
Tap the brakes.
You OK, champ?
311
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,690
- I just need this mural
to be perfect.
312
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,792
And now we're down
to two volunteers
313
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,861
and the clock
is ticking and--
314
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:03,229
- OK then...
315
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,566
You heard the girl,
let's make it mossy!
316
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,873
Don't worry about it.
We'll paint a mural
317
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:15,375
that will make
this town proud.
318
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,645
Or just hungry for pickles.
319
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,181
♪♪♪♪♪♪
320
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,383
What's wrong now?
321
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,254
- Piper was right.
322
00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:32,593
- Hey, Robbie!
323
00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:34,528
Wow!
324
00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:36,863
Um, we... we need
to talk about the wedding.
325
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,866
- Oh, great! Lyla has been
looking for tuxes already.
326
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,635
Do you think
I could pull this off?
327
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:43,804
- Look, you're...
you're too young
328
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:45,572
to be making these choices.
329
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,074
- I've been picking
my clothes for years.
330
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,645
You and Dad got married
right after high school.
331
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:54,447
- I know, and we were
way too young.
332
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,517
Look, if you don't want
to go to college,
333
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:59,119
that is fine, but you need
life experience.
334
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,355
I just... I don't want you
having any regrets.
335
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,758
- Do you have regrets?
336
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,459
- Who doesn't?
337
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,494
- Me. I don't.
338
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,497
- Hey. Look,
my point is, Robbie,
339
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,465
is that if you're gonna
be making these huge
340
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,468
life-altering decisions,
you have to be sure.
341
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,739
- Thank, Mom, but I think
I'm just gonna trust
Lyla on this one.
342
00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:21,875
- And Lyla's parents, they would
never support this insanity.
343
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,345
- Uh... Oh, actually,
Mrs. Anderson said that
we could have the wedding
344
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,580
in their backyard.
- Really?
345
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,183
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,088
- You know, Mrs. Anderson,
she would never
347
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:39,492
let Lyla get married anywhere
except at their church.
348
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,596
- So, uh, what was that
about regrets?
349
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:45,065
- No, not now,
'cause, honey,
350
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,400
we have a wedding to plan.
351
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,844
- Whatever you're pushing,
I'm not interested.
352
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,314
- Look, you were right.
The pickle was a stupid idea
353
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,517
and probably really upsetting
for someone who's had
354
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,386
their whole life turned
upside down by a pickle company.
355
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:10,624
But you have to admit, the
unicorn was an equally bad idea.
356
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:13,159
- Thanks for the house call.
- But even though
357
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,261
your execution was bad,
358
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,263
your motivation was great.
359
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,432
(door creaking)
360
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,603
This town is so much more
than pickles.
361
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:26,339
We're 1200 individuals strong,
each unique in our own way.
362
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,308
The mural should
represent that.
363
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,411
- So what? We make
1200 different murals?
364
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,283
- Now, that is a great idea.
365
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,152
(Lyla laughing)
366
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,387
- Hey, guys!
Sorry to interrupt,
367
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,824
but your father and I
have been talking,
368
00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:47,427
and we both agree that I have
not been supportive enough
369
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,295
of your decision
to get married.
370
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,699
- That's OK, Mom, I know
it was a big surprise.
- Which is why I wanna
371
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,936
throw you an engagement party.
- Oh! You... you...
372
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:58,772
you don't have to do that.
- No, no. See, we want to do it.
373
00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:02,142
In fact, I made some invites.
Lyla, what do you think?
374
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,512
- I don't know.
375
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,882
Robbie...
what do you think?
376
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,684
- They're... they're great.
377
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,253
- Oh! Perfect, great!
I will e-mail them out now.
378
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,355
Lyla, what's
your mom's address again?
379
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,323
- It is...
380
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,693
Um...
(Robbie talking indistinctly)
381
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:23,396
We're not getting engaged,
Mrs. Hobbie. This was just
a dumb hoax 'cause he's so sick
382
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,799
of your scare tactics
to get him to study.
383
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:28,635
I'm sorry, Robbie.
But if my mom saw that invite,
384
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,672
she'd kill me. No offence to
your design skills, Mrs. Hobbie.
385
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:34,741
- None taken.
- Lyla, babe?
What are you doing?
386
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,811
- OK, this is between you
and your parents.
387
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:42,282
- I'll see myself to my room.
- Sit!
388
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,518
Talk! How is all of this
389
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,520
better than studying
for your SATs?
390
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,755
- What's the point?
I'm just gonna bomb them anyway.
391
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,259
- Robbie...
392
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,662
you are smart
and you are talented,
393
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,599
and I have no doubt
that you have
394
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,634
a bright future ahead of you.
395
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,505
But you need to put
the work in. OK? You know,
396
00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:07,173
if you put half the effort
into studying
397
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,976
as you did in spinning
those webs of lies,
398
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,245
you would do great.
399
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,982
Here. Come here, you.
400
00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:21,287
Alright. Now get upstairs
and hit the books.
(Robbie sighing)
401
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,590
- A barn quilt?
- Like this,
402
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,291
but ours will have
1200 tiles,
403
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,094
one for everyone
in the community.
- Oh, that would be big.
404
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:32,132
- Very big. World's record big.
- You've confirmed this?
405
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:35,902
- Yes, Ma'am. And we even
filled out the paperwork
just in case you say yes.
406
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,471
- Largest barn quilt,
407
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,474
perfect backdrop
for the bicentennial.
408
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,677
I like this.
I like this a lot.
409
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,079
(Holly laughing)
But I am a busy woman
410
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,348
and the bicentennial
is fast approaching.
411
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,416
Who will take the lead?
- We will!
412
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,819
Holly and I!
- Really?
413
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,921
- Makes sense.
- That sounds great,
414
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,990
in theory.
We've got some trust issues.
415
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,459
- I'll help them, Mom.
- Like I said, trust issues.
416
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,262
- And I'll supervise.
(indistinct country song)
417
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,331
- OK! OK then!
Project approved.
418
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,667
- Haha!
419
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,508
Hey, Piper.
420
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,178
I'm sorry I torpedoed
your birthday.
421
00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:20,947
- Same. We should schedule
422
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,883
a time to talk about this.
- What about now?
423
00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:25,652
- I'm meeting Amy
in a few minutes.
424
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:28,922
- Right.
425
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:32,158
OK. Uh, just text me.
426
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,828
♪♪♪♪♪♪
427
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:38,198
(door chime)
428
00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:40,466
(door closing)
429
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,468
(indistinct conversations)
430
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,277
- Shouldn't we be
celebrating?
431
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,847
My mom loved
your idea,
432
00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:55,415
and she rarely loves ideas
that aren't her own.
433
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,752
- I broke up with Amy
last night.
434
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:02,889
And... I know it's for the best,
435
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,125
and that we'll be
436
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,327
happier in the long run.
437
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:13,534
She didn't even put up a fight.
438
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:16,537
And now I am destined
to be alone forever.
439
00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:19,806
- Well, you have me.
- You're a boy.
440
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,374
No offence,
441
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,610
you only hang out with me
because you have no one else.
442
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,580
- Hey! I think me and Russell
are getting close,
443
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,816
but that might just be
the paint fumes.
444
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,752
Point is...
445
00:22:31,752 --> 00:22:34,921
I don't hang out with you
because I have no one else;
446
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:38,625
I hang out with you
because I want to.
447
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,827
- And why is that?
448
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:46,733
- Because you're amazing!
♪♪♪♪♪♪
449
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,969
- OK, nice talk, gotta go.
450
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,009
So, um...
451
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,344
not sure what we were
talking about.
452
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,346
Kind of lost
my train of thought.
453
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:03,183
So just be kind, kids,
and good night!
454
00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:05,251
(chuckling)
455
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:08,154
♪♪♪♪♪♪
456
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:11,157
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