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- We're all strangers at first. Then we meet.

And hang out. And get to know each other.

And maybe share some French fries,

or even a toothbrush if we're in a bind.

But no matter how well you know someone,

do you ever really know who you can trust?

♪♪♪♪♪♪ - I am so excited that you want

to perform at our Open Mic! How would you describe your act?

- Hmmm... Transcendent.

- Cool! But what do you do?

- Well, I play the marimba wearing this.

- Meanwhile, I paint a huge canvas,

building abstract shapes and colours on top of one another

until I turn it upside down.

The abstract shapes weren't even abstract at all.

It was a portrait the whole time.

- What you thought you knew, you didn't. What do you think?

- That the last few Open Mics were good, but this one's

gonna be way better! - (man): We just want to say

that these Open Mic nights have been very tight.

- You cannot find community engagement

like this in the city. It's why we moved here.

- Yes! The Open Mic is supposed to bring everyone together!

You understand my vision!

- You left the awesome city?!

For here?!

A place that is also awesome?

- It's not the size of the place that makes it

exceptional, it's the people in it!

Which is why we need you guys to perform at our open mic!

- Holly, the town noise limit ends at 9 p. m.

and the lineup is already too long.

We've already gotten tickets for noise violations;

the next one will cost us a hundred dollars.

- We could do the next one, I guess.

- No, no. No way!

In two days, the town will experience...

What are you called? - Rabbit Shuffle.

- I thought we settled on Far Wilding.

- We're still deciding. - We're still deciding.

- Then, we'll just have to cut someone else.

- Why do you have to kill my vibe with logic?

- Because math is inflexible.

Two plus two cannot equal five no matter how much you whine.

- Collinsville needs our open mic

to come together, especially after the whole fiasco

with the cucumber getting destroyed.

- You won't have enough time unless you know

how to create a paradox that adds more hours to the day.

- Exactly! We need more time!

- Holly, do not create a paradox.

- Come on, we need to talk to the Mayor!

- I don't feel safe in this town anymore!

If some scum-rat hoodlums... - We can't just

interrupt town hall. - Excuse me.

- (man): Who knows what else they're capable of?! Think of the children!

- It's settled. The Open Mic night is suspended

until further notice. - What?!

(indistinct chatter) On what grounds?

- Vandalism. It's clear

the Open Mic was responsible for the destruction of the cucumber.

- Can't you just grow another one?

- Another one?!

The world record folks were coming to add Oscar

to the record book. He was once in a lifetime!

- Genus-wise, he was unusually large.

- Sure, but there's no evidence saying that the Open Mic was involved.

- Before the Open Mic, there was no crime in Collinsville, and now...

Miss Hobbie, we need to nip this

in the bud before things get even more out of hand.

- Find the person who did it! - Unfortunately,

we have important business to attend to regarding

next week's Pickle Festival. - Excuse me.

Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Thanks.

Mrs. Mayor, the Open Mic gives this town a voice!

- Community spirit is important, but town council is unanimous on this.

- It's not unanimous! I vote against.

- You're not on the town council.

- Then put me on it! I'll do anything!

I'll come to all the meetings! I'll cut ribbons!

- Council members must be at least 18 years of age.

- So that's it?

The adults make the decisions for everything?

That's so unfair!

- Further Open Mics will be subject to a fine.

That is all, Miss Hobbie. Good day.

♪♪♪♪♪♪

- They shut down the Open Mic?! We have to rebel! I say we do it anyway!

- Right, because openly defying the Mayor

won't make the situation worse. - Holly, what do you think?

Holly? Is she OK?

- Just you wait. It's this thing she does.

- What's it mean? - When it's slow like this,

she's coming up with a plan. Strumming is for

when she's wistful. And if she plays it fast,

bring her candy and do not ask questions.

- Does it work? The plan music?

- The last time she did this, she successfully argued

for crop tops to be allowed on the school dress code.

- Holly wears crop tops?

- No, but she thought other people should have the right to.

♪♪♪♪♪♪

Here we go. - We're 13,

but the adults treat us like we're still in diapers!

Our options are rebel and get a time out,

or do what they say and get a lollipop.

Well, I for one am done with lollipops!

Figuratively speaking.

- Yes! Let's rebel! - There's a third option.

We find who really did the vandalism,

then rub it in the faces of everyone on town council.

(guitar strumming) (chuckling)

- ♪♪♪♪ You and me run to a different beat ♪♪

♪♪ We are brave, lead the way, lead the way ♪♪

♪♪ Be the you inside ♪♪

♪♪ And watch the world take flight ♪♪

♪♪ We are brave, lead the way, lead the way ♪♪

♪♪ Be the change ♪♪

♪♪ Be the change ♪♪

♪♪ Gotta be the change ♪♪♪♪

- Send the cucumber to the DNA lab.

We'll cross-reference the findings against

the townspeople. Boom. Done. - Sorry to shock you,

but a town with one dentist doesn't have a DNA lab.

- OK... Let's access global satellite images of the town

from when the crime happened

to enhance them and we get a positive ID of perp.

- I'm positive we don't have access to government satellites.

- I'm all out of cop-show solutions!

- Can you guys take this seriously?

If we can find out whoever destroyed the cucumber,

the Open Mic tomorrow night can still happen.

- Great. So, uh... what now?

- We look for clues. Obviously.

- This is impossible. Why did we think we could do this?

- OK, listen, if Marie Curie could discover radiation

against all odds, we can definitely do this.

- That radiation killed her BT Dubs.

- Hey, Nancy Drew! Have you and your sidekicks

discovered the culprit yet? - Tyler, did you ever think

about annoying someone else? - Thought about it.

Didn't take. - That's a real shame.

- Isn't it? - Seriously though, we're busy.

(camera click)

- Good luck CSI-ing, detectives.

(dog barking)

- You know, some criminals revisit the scene of their crimes.

- This crime isn't Tyler's type.

- Yeah, his style is more "burn down a barn,

then disappear for a year." (Holly chuckles.)

You know, Piper may have a point,

re: the futility of our mission. - Wait.

I think I found some evidence.

It's a single, white hair.

This could belong to whoever

destroyed the cucumber, which means our suspect

is an old person. - Bingo.

You know, 'cause old people love playing bingo.

Come on, that was good!

- Actually, this hair is too thick and coarse

to belong to any human.

- Which means it's an animal? What kind?

- Let me check it online.

Hair roots are specific to animal type.

This root has the course diameter.

It's from a cow. - That can't be right.

There aren't any cows in Collinsville

with long white hair.

Unless... - It was all a load of bull.

Because bulls are a type of cow.

Get it? It was a bull!

- So I finally watched that shark movie.

It was so legit. Like that part

where the shark just came out of the wave onto the beach...

(boys laughing) - Got you!

- What are you doing?! - Come on, just try to get out of it.

- He would if he were strong enough.

- Maybe if she didn't catch me off guard like some cheap shot.

- Strong words from a weakling.

I beat you all the time. I could cream you any day.

- Right, any day except weekdays and weekends.

You're just a girl! - It's a fact:

guys are stronger than girls. Deal with it.

- Oh yeah? Let's settle this.

You. Me. Arm wrestle right now for the title of the strongest.

- (boy): Oooh! - (man): OK, guys, bring it in.

- Ugh! Looks like Coach wants us back on the field.

- You got lucky this time. You won't tomorrow.

♪♪♪♪♪♪

- Working on the farm, you must get animal hair

on your clothes all the time. - Oh yeah, it's a real issue

because we wash our clothes by hand, like the pioneers.

- But we wanted a simpler life, so we're happy.

- We're happy. (couple chuckling)

- What would you say if I told you that we found

your bull's hair on the cucumber destroyed in town?

- Whoa, do you think that we nuked the cuke?

- We were at the Open mic, yeah.

The cuke was fine when we got there,

but then it was busted by the time we left.

- She's right.

- Sorry. Awkward! - OK.

- How could the bull hair have gotten to the cucumber?

- Didn't we see those football boys?

- Oh yeah, hon! Yeah, I think we saw those football boys

doing some selfies with the bulls.

- Oh right! Yeah, Robbie was talking about that.

The football players dare each other to take dangerous selfies

with the bull for some dumb boy reason.

Hashtag "mission impossibull". - Oh yeah, they're always

hopping in the pen and throwing an arm around the bull.

It's actually quite dangerous. - Don't do it.

- One of them must have taken a selfie with the bull,

gotten the bull's hair on him, then went and smashed the cucumber.

- Of course! Perfect motive! - Is it?

- Teen boys do dumb stuff all the time.

- Did you see any football players at the bullpen

before the Open Mic? - No. We were watching

that obscure Korean soap opera. - Ohhh...

- Once you get us started, do not try to get us to stop.

- (man): Mm-mm. (woman chuckling)

- Two football players posted before the Open Mic.

Let's see if they know anything.

Maybe mission impossibull was followed by mission impossidill.

- Maybe just leave the jokes to me.

- Yeah. And, Holly,

those football guys aren't going to be eager to talk to us.

♪♪♪♪♪♪ - We just need

to apply some pressure.

- Go!

- You know you can't win this, right?

- I don't have to win against you, just Levi.

I've beaten him all my life and I don't want to mess this up!

- OK, I can teach you how, but first, I need to know why are you doing this?

- To prove that girls are stronger than boys. Try to keep up.

- OK, I get that, but why? - I don't follow.

- It's a lose-lose situation

If you lose the arm wrestle, you'll feel weak.

(grunting with effort) And if you win,

Levi will hate you forever.

You'll be embarrassing him in front of all his friends.

- You know, I never thought of it like that.

- All I'm saying is no guy wants to be weaker than a girl.

- But if it's the truth, who cares?

Would you be upset if Lyla beat you?

- No. Because it would never happen. OK, the key to winning is increasing leverage.

I can show you how as long as you realize Levi might not want to be friends with you

if you beat him. Is winning worth that much to you?

- I almost had you that time.

- You really didn't.

- Ow. (boy chuckling)

♪♪♪♪♪♪ - Hey...

- Hey. - You're on the football team, right?

- Not to brag, but yeah, I am.

- So what do you know about our town's beloved cucumber?

- Nothing. - Really?

'Cause Todd Flanagan said you wrecked that cuke real good.

- Todd said that?! That guy is nothing but a pile of...

- Shiitake mushroom soup.

- Robbie, I really do not care what you had for lunch.

We've narrowed it down to a few suspects. Have you heard anything from the other players?

- Oh yeah, all we talk about is cucumbers. Yeah, we're real big into veggies.

Come on. Nobody on the football team could have done that.

- Wait, weren't you going to take a selfie with the bull?

- I bailed. It seemed like a pretty stupid reason to get hurt, don't you think?

- Admit it, you just didn't want to mess up your hair.

- Holly, sometimes you can be such a pain in the...

- Ask me that again. - Is Todd Flanagan

telling the truth? - Yeah, I took a selfie with

a bull but went home after that. Don't know about your cucumber.

- Prove it. Show your location services data. You're innocent, you've got nothing to hide.

- You think I'm just gonna hang over my phone?

- Suit yourself. I am sure if Coach Gaines finds out you've

been harassing farm animals, he won't bench you for that long.

(boy sighing)

You're clean. Well, you could use a shower. - Yeah, we're done here.

- By the way, Todd never said anything, don't be mad at him!

- So what if all our leads dried up?

It's OK. We still have time to find some evidence.

- Actually, I have to finish my geography project.

Sorry, Holly. - And I have

cheerleading practice. Sorry, Holls,

but it was pretty ambitious to think

we'd figure this out. - Want my advice?

In all those cop shows, the true perp is

someone who's introduced earlier on in the investigation.

- It's not Tyler. - Just saying.

Anyway, gotta go. You're OK, right?

- Yeah, sure. I'll be fine.

I always figure something out.

(camera click) What do you want, Tyler?

(Holly crying softly)

- Are you crying over the cucumber?

(exasperated sigh) - Can you leave me alone?!

For your information, it's not about the cucumber.

It's about being ditched by my friends

when I need them the most.

Just leave me alone to wallow in my own misery.

- As fun as that sounds,

how about I help you with the investigation?

- Really? - Why not?

Nothing else to do in this town.

♪♪♪♪♪♪

- ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪♪

- You sure you want to do this? - It's your funeral.

But if you want to back out now, there's no shame in it.

- I'll go easy on you. - OK, I want a clean fight.

On the count of three. One, two, three, go!

(boys cheering)

(grunting with effort)

- I can't believe it. I can't believe it!

Levi's gonna get beat by a girl.

- Shut up, Mark! (boys cheering)

- Heather! Heather! Heather! Heather!

- Levi's the champion! Buddy, I was wrong about you.

See, Heather? Boys are stronger.

- I guess I learned my lesson.

- Whoa! Whoa! - Woo!

(typing on keyboard) - OK, this should be it.

But first, you sure you can handle the truth?

- Why couldn't I?

- So if it's Piper or Amy, you're not gonna go bonkers?

- Piper, I could live with.

And if the truth means I can still put on

my Open Mic tonight, I'm all about it.

(Beep!)

What's this? - I've got hidden cameras

around town square that take photos every few minutes.

- How silly of me.

What normal 13 year old doesn't have that?

But still, why?

- It's for an art project.

I want to show how the events of our lives are insignificant

and the world around us is the only constant.

- Wow! That's unexpectedly deep.

(chuckling)

- Nah, I'm just kidding. I just think

that people look funny when they're ogling a giant cucumber.

- Yeah, you see, that sounds more like you.

- OK, fine.

I want to show what people look like when they're not posing

for a picture. 'Cause that's who they really are,

not the polished version they present themselves to be.

So I figured the only way to do that was with hidden cameras.

- OK, so this is the night the cucumber was destroyed?

- Yeah. - Alright, can we go

to the times of the Open Mic? Between 8 and 9.

- Any other requests? A Danish perhaps?

♪♪♪♪♪♪

(laptop beeping)

- The bull did it. The bull trampled the cucumber.

Wait. If you knew you had this footage yesterday,

why didn't you tell me? - You didn't ask.

- AAAH!

- But how did Walter get out of his pen?

I mean, are you sure it was him that trampled the cucumber?

- That's what the photo shows. - Hmmm... I may be

remembering something.

That night I couldn't sleep,

so I, um... I might have gotten up

and binge watched a whole bunch of episodes

of that Korean drama. - Without me?! Andrea!

- I know, babe. I'm sorry. - What does this have to do with Walter?!

Sorry, I just don't have a lot of time

to save the Open Mic. - Uh, yeah,

so I heard a commotion, so I came out to see.

They must have just put Walter back in his pen by then.

- Did you get a good look at them?

- Not really. They were walking away.

- Do you remember anything about them? How they dressed?

- He had a baseball cap and jeans.

And red shoes. ♪♪♪♪♪♪

Kind of like that.

- Why'd you run off? You won.

- No, I didn't, you let me win. There's a difference.

- The guys don't need to know that.

- Don't do me any favours. - What is your problem?

Are you mad that you would have been beaten by a girl?

'Cause you gotta get over that. - It's not about being beaten by a girl!

It's about a fair fight. Sure, you've always been stronger--

- Aha! So you admit it! I mean, yes, continue.

- But I've been working out,

lifting weights and stuff.

- Yeah. You can really tell. - Anyway,

I'm not too sure you're the stronger one anymore.

I just want a fair fight to prove it.

- So what?

You want a rematch?

- Yes, but this time...

don't hold back.

- It's too bad that the farmers were a dead end.

But you know what? If you try interrogating

every single person in the town, it would take forever, so...

I don't know. (indistinct song playing)

What's next, Nancy Drew?

- I'm just trying to figure that out now.

- Whoa! - Oh, my gosh! Oh, I'm so sorry!

There's a rag behind the counter, do you mind

grabbing it? - Sure.

(indistinct song playing) (indistinct conversations)

What are you doing?

- Where were you the night the cucumber was destroyed?

- I don't know. What does it matter?

- If it doesn't matter, unlock your phone

and let me check your location services data.

- Wait, do you think I did this?

- I don't know. The farmers said that they saw

someone at Walter's pen after he got loose.

Someone wearing red shoes, jeans and a baseball cap.

Sound familiar?

- Yep.

You caught me. I let the bull out of the pen

and let him destroy that precious, little cucumber.

And then, I brought him right back to the farm.

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't

for you meddling kids, like...

Seriously? Is this a joke? - Does it look like I'm joking?!

- Because I've been helping you all day, which is exactly what a guilty person would be doing.

- I don't know! You burned down a barn then disappeared for a year!

I don't know what you're capable of!

- You're right. You don't.

- Unlock your phone.

Let me check your location data.

(sighing) - If you think I'm guilty...

then it must be true.

- Are you for real? - Sure.

I did it.

I destroyed the cucumber.

- You acted like you actually cared.

You lied to my face!

Why should I ever believe anything you say?

- ♪♪ Ooooooooh ♪♪

(Holly sobbing)

♪♪ Ooh ooh oooooh ♪♪

(dramatic marimba music)

- Is it just me or does she seem a little off?

- What do you expect? Holly's always had

a soft spot for Tyler, and he abused that.

- Oh, he's a Flaherty, they think they can get away with anything.

- You can stop whispering. I know Tyler played me like a fiddle.

- It's happened to the best of us, my dear.

No reason to feel humiliated. - I'm not.

- If it's any consolation, the entire town is probably

going to hate him forever. If it was a hundred years ago,

they'd be pelting him in the stocks with rotten vegetables.

- He made a mistake. Shouldn't we go a little easy on him?

- I'm gonna go check to make sure the amplifier is set up for the next act.

♪♪♪♪♪♪ - What the heck is that?

- Hey, now give me your phone. I need to make sure

the amplifier is set up right. - Knock yourself out.

- Robbie! - Yo!

♪♪♪♪♪♪

(people gasping and clapping) - (Amy): Is that Tyler Flaherty?

(people laughing and cheering)

- (man): That's great!

- Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Hahaha! Haha!

♪♪♪♪♪♪ (inaudible talking)

- (young man): No way! That's totally Tyler Flaherty!

(young man laughing) - Tyler's innocent.

I guess you never really know

who you can trust.

Finding that out can be surprising.

Sometimes that's good. Sometimes.

♪♪♪♪♪♪

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