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- Two peas in a pod.
Cut from the same cloth.
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Birds of a feather.
I could go on.
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All I mean to say is,
what makes your best friend
your best friend
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is all the things
you do together, right?
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But if your BFF gets a new thing
that isn't your thing,
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are you still two peas in a pod?
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Or two unrelated vegetables
in an unappetizing salad?
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- Thank you all so much
for coming out
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on this glorious day.
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- If aliens arrive
in Collinsville, they're
going to find a town
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more obsessed with giant produce
than renewable energy.
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- Yeah, that would be a real
pickle, wouldn't it?
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- I hope you're
all excited
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about our annual pickle
festival, where Oscar the
Cucumber will be measured
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and Collinsville will finally
make it into the record books.
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- Mayor Flaherty sure is
relishing this opportunity.
- Please stop.
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- But Amy, this is a really
big dill!
(laughing)
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- Holly! Holly!
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We're famous!
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"The Calico's new Open Mic Night
breathes life into café."
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- And raises enough money
to keep it open.
- For now.
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- Grandma, this is great!
- What would you say
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to you and I singing a duet
at the next Open Mic?
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- I've actually been writing
something that could work.
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- Perfect! Come by after school
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and we can start practicing?
- Wild horses couldn't
drag me away.
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- Oh, shoot! I gotta go get
the cookies out of the oven.
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See you later, sweetheart!
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- Hey, I'm gonna show you
my new song
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and I need you to be honest with
me. I'm stuck on the pre-chorus.
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- I actually can't hang tonight.
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I have cheerleading tryouts.
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- Ha, ha, ha!
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Wait... actually?
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But you're not a cheerleader.
Cheerleaders are vapid
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and pretty and popular and--
- So I'm not pretty or popular?
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- Obviously I think you're
a raven-haired goddess.
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- Anyway, I've already been
to the first round
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and it wasn't like that.
- You already tried out?!
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Why didn't you tell me?
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- The reaction you're currently
having might have something
to do with it.
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Anyway, Piper
and I liked it.
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- You tried out with Piper?
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(sighing)
I mean,
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yeah, that's great.
- I'll still be able
to help you with the Open Mic.
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I'll set up the evite
at home tonight, OK?
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(cell phone buzzing)
Oh!
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Gotta run! Piper and I
have to practice.
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- Let it serve as a reminder:
nothing is forever.
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Let one thing be a constant
in our lives now and forever:
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COLLINSVILLE!
(cheers and applause)
Thank you. Thank you so much.
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- ♪♪♪♪ You and me run
to a different beat ♪♪
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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the you inside and watch
the world take flight ♪♪
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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪
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♪♪ Gotta be the change ♪♪♪♪
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- What's a better rhyme
for "tonight"?
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"Burning bright"
or "morning light?"
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- How about "flea bite?"
(chuckling)
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- Guys, settle. Lyla's
gonna be here soon.
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- (both): Ooh, Lyla!
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- Thanks for waiting, babe.
- Yah, thanks for waiting, babe.
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- Mmm. Butter tarts.
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- These are for the cheer squad
bake sale. Buy one after school.
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- I can't. I told Chase and
Warren I'd hang out with them.
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- So you can go take your
"missionimpossibull selfies?"
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- The dumb viral challenge where
people take pics with the bull?
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- I think you mean the hilarious
viral challenge!
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- You're gonna do it 'cause your
idiot teammates are doing it?
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- You're totally ride-or-die
with your cheerleading friends.
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- That's loyalty to my girls.
You're following the herd.
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- Potato potah-to.
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- Wait, but you have friends
who aren't cheerleaders, right?
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- No. No, not really.
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Basically everyone who matters
to me is a cheerleader...
or the star of a football team.
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- Barf, guys.
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(school bell ringing)
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- I swear, Lyla would climb
inside Robbie's mouth
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if she could.
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- Besides being physically
impossible, that sounds
very unpleasant.
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- It is my most sincere and
solemn vow to you, Amy Abbasi,
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that I will never get
that mushy over a boy.
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- Mind if I sit with you guys?
- Of course not.
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There's lots of room.
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- The only other seat is
with Tyler Flaherty.
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I heard he burned down a barn
then disappeared for a year.
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Where did he go?
- Ask Holly. She is his wife.
- Ex-wife.
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We got married in first grade,
but I divorced him a day later
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after he told everyone
I peed my pants.
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- I heard he was in juvie.
- I can hear you guys,
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just so you know. And you
totally did pee your pants.
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- And that's a secret that
should've been protected
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by the sanctity of marriage!
(laughing)
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- Welcome back, everyone!
Sorry to break up the party,
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but it's two students to a desk.
Holly, could you join
Mr. Flaherty, please?
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- But I was here first--
- Holly!
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No arguments. I promise you'll
have lots of petty injustices
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to rail against this year.
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- Do you think they're going
to make us do herkies?
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- You know, if you rotate your
ankle an extra 5 to 10 degrees,
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you get at least an extra
two inches of height.
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- Amy!
You're a genius!
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- Feels crappy
to get ditched, huh?
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- That's not what's happening.
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- You know, you could always
just become a cheerleader.
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- And you could just...
- Shut up? Disappear?
Hug a cactus?
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- I stand by our decision
to separate.
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How was that one? Better?
- Not at all.
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What? Mom and Dad always say
honesty is the best policy.
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- No, it was totally better.
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Just add this next part and
you're golden. Watch.
(music stops)
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- Why haven't you
answered my texts?
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I thought you were gonna
come over to The Calico
and practice after school.
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- OK, I meant to text you,
but I decided to try out
for cheerleading.
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I didn't think you'd mind.
- Cheerleading? That's the most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard
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and I've been to a lot of
experimental jazz concerts.
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- Uh-oh.
- What's wrong
with cheerleading?
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- Cheerleading's not for girls
like you, Holly. It's
for girls like--
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I just never thought
you would be interested
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in being decoration for male
athletic accomplishment.
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- The team has won
a million championships!
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I wanna be part
of something great.
- She also wants to make sure
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Amy doesn't ditch her for Piper,
leaving her alone forever.
- That's not true!
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Cheerleaders are loyal
and totally ride-or-die,
right, Lyla?!
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- I'm gonna stay
out of this one.
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- Well, if it's really how you
feel, that's all right, I'll
just sing my duet with Heather.
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You know Jolene,
right, Heather?
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- Thanks a lot.
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- Do you mind teaching me
that, um, flippy thing?
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- It's really difficult,
but I'll teach you.
- OK.
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- Surprised Lyla let you
out for the night.
- Gimme a break.
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- Dude, you were
MIA all summer.
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- Did you hear that?
Is someone coming?
- Hurry up, bro!
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- Alright.
Let's do this.
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I'm just gonna...
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OK!
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- Alright, alright.
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(bull grunting)
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- Watch out, watch out!
- Let's go.
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- Go on, I made him all
nice and mad for you.
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- Hurry up. We've gotta leave
before someone sees us.
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(loud grunt)
- Hello?
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- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Who's out there?
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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- So that was the routine we did
for state finals last year.
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When I first started, I could
barely do that last move, but
after six months of practicing,
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I got it.
- Six months?
She's joking, right?
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- Nope. The team practices
five days a week,
all through the year.
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- Everyone, let's break
into groups of three
and try that pyramid.
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- C'mon. We got this.
- Right.
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- Think about how much fun
the two of us are gonna have
if we make the team!
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(giggling)
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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- As long as you and Holly
maintain a stable base,
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we're good. Right, Holly?
- Yeah.
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Got it.
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- Oh!
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- What was that?
- I'm sorry.
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I have... weak knees.
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- Great work,
everyone!
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We'll be making
our decisions soon!
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- See you later!
Fingers crossed!
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- You sabotaged us on purpose.
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- I'm trying to save you! Look,
if you wanna get involved,
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why not join the Marine Biology
Club? We can help save otters!
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- There is no Marine Biology
Club, Holly. I want to cheer!
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- Why? So that you can become
a professional cheerleader
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and marry a football player
with a bunch of concussions who
will divorce you and leave you
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in a McMansion with
a bunch of kids?
- Yes.
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That is exactly what I'm aiming
for by joining our middle school
cheer team.
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- We used to laugh
at people like them, Amy!
What happened to you?
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Right, you met Piper.
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- If you think it's so stupid,
why did you try out?
I didn't ask you to.
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- You don't want me
to cheer with you?
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- No. I don't.
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Where are you going? My dad's
driving you home today.
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- I'll walk.
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- I mean, green fields and fresh
air... Wisconsin is just
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so predictable. We should go
to Chicago this summer.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Are you ignoring me so you can
look at pictures of that bull?
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- Come on, don't you think
they're at least a little funny?
- No?
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I'm just glad you were smart
enough not to take one
of those dumb pics.
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- I mean, I did try to get one.
- ROBBIE!
- But the bull tried to kill me,
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so I never ended up getting
the pic. Look how many likes
they're getting!
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I got the near-death experience
but none of the cred!
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I bet if I posted the exact same
picture as Warren I'd get
ten times more likes.
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- Well, maybe you should put
your money where your mouth is,
big shot.
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- Maybe I will.
- Fine, but I'm coming with you.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah! If my boyfriend's
gonna get
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a bull selfie, it's gonna be the
best one this town's ever seen!
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- You're the best.
- I know.
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- ♪♪♪♪ Back and forth
inside my mind ♪♪
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♪♪ Like an old porch swing
goes side to side ♪♪
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♪♪ My head don't know... ♪♪
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- ♪♪ Where to go ♪♪♪♪
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- Crap. That's really good.
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- Are you sad you didn't make
the cheerleading team?
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I saw you trying out,
and judging by what I saw,
I assumed you didn't make it.
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- Wow, that's real nice, thanks.
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I don't know if I made it,
but I really don't care.
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I don't want anyone to make
the team. I don't even want
there to be a team.
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- There is a way
of making that happen.
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Sabotage.
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- What happened to you?
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You disappear for a year
and come back some kind
of supervillain?!
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Also, I already tried that
and it didn't work.
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- Oh! OK, so who's
the supervillain now?
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So you heard rumors
about where I was?
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- Tons. All I know for sure
is that your family's barn
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burned down and then
you literally disappeared.
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- OK, here's
what happened.
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Last year, I was
on death's door,
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in a hospital,
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recovering from a nearly
fatal heart condition.
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- Fine.
Don't tell me, Beans.
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- OK, don't call me that.
- What, so you don't eat only
green beans for lunch anymore?
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- No, do you still
pee your pants?
- That was one time!
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- Still not a great look
for a cheerleader.
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- I don't wanna be
a cheerleader.
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I just don't want
Amy to ditch me.
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- Life's too short for that.
You gotta find your own thing.
- And just lose Amy?
224
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- Yeah, I mean, people
grow apart, lose touch.
225
00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:54,089
It sucks, but it happens.
226
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And that's OK.
227
00:13:57,092 --> 00:13:59,561
- Your pep talks
are terrible.
228
00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:03,531
- Well, they can't be worse
than your handstand.
229
00:14:03,531 --> 00:14:06,101
So where are you
going, anyway?
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- The Calico... if I don't die
of exposure first.
231
00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:12,807
- Well, do you
want a lift?
232
00:14:15,277 --> 00:14:18,013
- Yeah, sure.
233
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,987
- Hold on tight.
234
00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:29,391
- Oh! If you kill me, Tyler
Flaherty, I'll kill you.
235
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:31,559
- Throw on a filter!
236
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:34,229
Give that bull a flower crown!
237
00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:37,032
- Hey, Walter.
238
00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:43,805
I'm just gonna hop on for a
second and snap a quick pic, OK?
239
00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:46,308
- Wait, what are you doing?!
- I need to take it
240
00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:49,477
to the next level.
- I don't think
that's a good idea--
241
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(grunting and screaming)
242
00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:57,485
Robbie, get out fast!
Get out!
243
00:14:57,485 --> 00:15:00,422
- Go, go!
- Come on, let's go!
244
00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:04,026
- Lyla, watch out! The bull!
245
00:15:04,026 --> 00:15:08,563
- Walter, come back!
Robbie, the bull is loose!
246
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:16,504
- Why do so many people care
about a large cucumber?
247
00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:18,941
- People get excited
about big things.
248
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:20,742
Don't they, Beans?
249
00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:23,878
- I asked you to stop
calling me that.
250
00:15:23,878 --> 00:15:26,881
- Everyone's gotta have
a thing, right?
- Yeah,
251
00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:31,486
except this town is terrible and
it's gonna take a lot more than
a giant cucumber to fix that.
252
00:15:31,486 --> 00:15:36,124
- Come to the Open Mic.
It's something in this town
that isn't terrible.
253
00:15:39,594 --> 00:15:42,965
Don't get too excited!
254
00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:46,801
Thanks for not killing me!
- There you are.
255
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:49,737
Good-looking ride
you've got there.
(chuckling)
256
00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:52,640
- Can we talk?
- Me first.
257
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,144
I'm stubborn, so apologies
don't come easy, so just listen.
258
00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:59,514
- Apology? But I'm the one
who should be--
- Let me finish!
259
00:15:59,514 --> 00:16:02,017
I'm sorry I was so negative
about cheerleading.
260
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:05,320
The truth is, I was a
cheerleader in high school.
261
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,992
- WHAT?!
- There weren't many options for
girls at the time. Not like now!
262
00:16:09,992 --> 00:16:13,661
You can play soccer, or join the
swim team, or the robotics club!
263
00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:15,897
I just wished I hadn't
followed the crowd.
264
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:18,967
That I had spent the time
doing something else.
265
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:23,671
But everybody needs a thing,
Holly, and if this is yours,
266
00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:27,242
then I support you.
I'm sorry.
267
00:16:27,242 --> 00:16:30,512
- I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't
have blown you off.
268
00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:34,182
Cheerleading is not my thing,
the Open Mic is.
269
00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:38,386
And I can't wait to sing
a duet with you.
- Oh, thank goodness.
270
00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:40,989
Heather was trying
to get me to beatbox.
(laughing)
271
00:16:40,989 --> 00:16:43,758
- Well, I was hoping
we could do my song!
272
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:47,462
I'm not finished.
I'm stuck on the last line.
273
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:52,000
- Ohh! Well, you better
get to it, then.
274
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,871
- Actually, I have to go,
but I'll be back in like
half an hour.
275
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,773
I'm kind of on
an apology tour right now,
276
00:16:58,773 --> 00:17:02,077
and then I'll be back.
As long as I don't wrong
someone else on the way.
277
00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:24,531
(sobbing)
278
00:17:33,775 --> 00:17:36,044
- Amy's not riding.
279
00:17:36,044 --> 00:17:38,746
Sorry. I try not
to cry in public,
280
00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:41,749
but not making the cheerleading
team just got to me.
281
00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:45,187
- You didn't make the team?
282
00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,889
- Uh, no.
283
00:17:47,889 --> 00:17:52,394
Is that why you're here too?
Because Amy made the team
and you didn't?
284
00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:56,064
- Oh, um, no. It's not.
285
00:17:56,064 --> 00:17:59,334
Although I can't say
I'm totally shocked.
286
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:01,769
- I was really hoping cheering
would be my in in this town.
287
00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:04,439
I've only been here a few months
and everyone's known each other
since forever.
288
00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:07,209
I mean, you and Amy have been
besties since you were,
what, three years old?
289
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:11,079
- Two, actually.
- Just so you know,
290
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:14,616
I don't want to come
between you two.
291
00:18:14,616 --> 00:18:16,851
I was hoping we'd all
make the team
292
00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:20,488
so we could kick butt together.
- I'm sorry.
293
00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:23,125
I hope my terrible
pyramid performance
294
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,393
didn't ruin things for you, too.
- I doubt it.
295
00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:27,395
Without cheering, I'm
just another pretty girl
296
00:18:27,395 --> 00:18:29,831
with amazing style that all the
boys are in love with. I mean,
297
00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:32,800
at least I could have been born
with something that made me
interesting, like freckles
298
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,571
or a lazy eye. But instead I'm
like the second lead of the
eighth Bring It On movie
299
00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:39,541
and you watch it and you're like
"what's that girl's name again?"
So then you look it up online
300
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,777
and you still can't figure it
out even though you're literally
looking at my picture,
301
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:46,648
because I'm just that generic.
So if I'm not a cheerleader,
what am I? I guess I could just
302
00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:50,052
lean into being a standard issue
mean girl but that seems
like a lot of work.
303
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:54,789
(laughing)
I'm glad my misery
is so amusing.
304
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:59,294
- No, I'm not laughing
at your misery! I'm laughing
because you're hilarious.
305
00:19:00,495 --> 00:19:03,231
Do you remember everything
you just said?
306
00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:05,433
- More or less. Why?
307
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:09,571
- Because you're gonna say it
all again... on stage.
308
00:19:09,571 --> 00:19:13,341
Two minutes.
What do you have to lose?
309
00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:18,146
- I have to go pick an outfit!
And practice. But mostly
pick an outfit!
310
00:19:24,987 --> 00:19:29,624
- Where is she going?
- To practice her comedy
routine.
311
00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:33,661
I know, I was
surprised too.
312
00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:40,068
I'm sorry, Amy. For being
so judgey about cheerleading.
313
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:43,571
- You don't have to
understand why I like it,
314
00:19:43,571 --> 00:19:47,542
but it would be nice
if you supported me.
315
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:51,046
- So all that stuff you said
at tryouts was true?
316
00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:53,348
- For as long as
we've been friends,
317
00:19:53,348 --> 00:19:57,519
you've been the one on stage and
I've cheered from the audience.
318
00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:59,887
I want a chance
to shine, too.
319
00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:03,225
Thanks, Sean.
320
00:20:03,225 --> 00:20:06,995
Holly, I love you
and I always will,
321
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:10,498
but we've always done
everything together,
322
00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:13,301
and I need... my thing.
323
00:20:13,301 --> 00:20:15,437
Does that make sense?
324
00:20:15,437 --> 00:20:17,940
- Yeah, it does.
325
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:21,743
You need to beat to the beat
of your own drum.
326
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:25,113
Oh my gosh, that's it!
That's the line!
327
00:20:25,113 --> 00:20:26,914
♪♪♪♪♪♪
328
00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:30,118
♪♪♪♪ Back and forth
inside my mind ♪♪
329
00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:33,655
♪♪ Like an old porch swing
goes side to side ♪♪
330
00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:36,992
♪♪ My head don't know ♪♪
331
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:40,228
♪♪ Where to go ♪♪
332
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:43,898
♪♪ I'm trying to find
where I belong ♪♪
333
00:20:43,898 --> 00:20:47,502
♪♪ I feel it lies inside a song ♪♪
334
00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:50,905
♪♪ 'Cause my heart knows ♪♪
335
00:20:50,905 --> 00:20:54,409
♪♪ Where to go ♪♪
336
00:20:54,409 --> 00:20:57,779
♪♪ Like a melody ♪♪
337
00:20:57,779 --> 00:21:01,483
♪♪ We all sing ♪♪
338
00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:05,553
♪♪ You can say, you can say
what you want to ♪♪
339
00:21:05,553 --> 00:21:11,693
♪♪ You can do, you can do
what you really love ♪♪
340
00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:15,563
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪
341
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:19,501
♪♪ You can feel, you can feel
how you want to ♪♪
342
00:21:19,501 --> 00:21:25,073
♪♪ You can walk to the rhythm
that lights you up ♪♪
343
00:21:25,073 --> 00:21:29,477
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪
344
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:33,515
♪♪ You can say, you can say
what you want to ♪♪
345
00:21:33,515 --> 00:21:39,021
♪♪ You can do, you can do
what you truly love ♪♪
346
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:43,758
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪
347
00:21:43,758 --> 00:21:47,529
♪♪ You can say, you can say
what you want to ♪♪
348
00:21:47,529 --> 00:21:52,734
♪♪ You can do, you can do
what you really love ♪♪
349
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:57,439
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪
350
00:21:57,439 --> 00:22:01,376
♪♪ You can feel, you can feel
how you want to ♪♪
351
00:22:01,376 --> 00:22:06,414
♪♪ You can walk to the rhythm
that lights you up ♪♪
352
00:22:06,414 --> 00:22:12,187
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪♪♪
353
00:22:12,187 --> 00:22:16,391
- Thank you, Calico!
(cheers and applause)
354
00:22:19,894 --> 00:22:23,431
- Piper, that was incredible.
355
00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:27,069
- I guess you found my thing,
Holly. Who knew it would be
stand-up?
356
00:22:27,069 --> 00:22:29,171
- I'd call you more
of a humorist,
357
00:22:29,171 --> 00:22:33,175
blending wry observations
with personal stories, told
in a confessional style.
358
00:22:33,175 --> 00:22:37,012
- Maybe your thing is finding
other people's things.
359
00:22:37,012 --> 00:22:39,081
- I guess that's what
an Open Mic is.
360
00:22:39,081 --> 00:22:42,517
- And my thing...
is cheerleading?
361
00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:45,320
(laughing)
- And space. And science.
362
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,056
And math. Yeah, your thing
is a lot of things.
363
00:22:48,056 --> 00:22:52,894
- And it looks like someone's
thing is petty vandalism.
364
00:22:57,099 --> 00:22:59,801
- Oh, my gosh. Who destroyed
the cucumber?
365
00:22:59,801 --> 00:23:02,270
- And for the record,
I don't think vandalism
366
00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:05,640
should be anyone's thing.
367
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,843
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