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This guy has a history of calling
my character into question.
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You drive everybody around you batshit.
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If I ever hear that
you have upset him...
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I will hunt you down.
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Well kids, family meeting.
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Jackie and I are having a baby.
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And Mom, you're okay with it?
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Of course, yeah, yeah.
It's a bl... blessed surprise.
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This Saturday,
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Robert is marrying someone else.
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I'm getting married and having a baby
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with somebody that I haven't
even known for a year.
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You seem so happy, in love.
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Yeah, maybe it's just
pre-wedding jitters.
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Why don't you want to get married again?
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It didn't work out. I don't
have to do it again.
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Besides, the best part of being our age
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is now, we get to do
whatever the hell we want.
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Another thing I get to learn about you.
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I think, basically,
we're just circling back,
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so we can make sure that
we've nailed down our best
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reach, targets, and safeties.
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Cool beans.
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That said, why don't we table schools
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and change focus a bit?
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Oh, his-his calc grades? I
know that they'd slipped,
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but I've been working with him a bunch.
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And I think his last two scores,
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they were... they were up.
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And I've been yelling at him a lot.
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No, no, no. His grades are solid.
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It's his college essay that
may be a tad problematic.
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Scandal of the 21st Century."
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He actually makes some cogent points.
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The passage likening
adjunct professors to
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"getting surgery from the
guy who mops up the O.R."
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was sublime, but it's really
the general hostility
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and recurrent f-bombs that may scare off
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your targets and safeties.
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Not that he won't get in somewhere.
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I may have some pull
at my old alma mater,
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Shippensburg.
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Nice little town. You like cows, Tom?
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Are you out of your frickin' mind?
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I'm just being honest.
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I'm really not into the
idea of college right now.
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You don't have to be into the
idea of college now, genius.
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You have till September
to kindle that flame.
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You're gonna write another
essay immediately,
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do you hear me? Totally dead serious.
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What, "Scandal of the 21st... "
When did you suddenly
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become such a cynic?
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I'm allowed to have a free mind!
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Then use it to pull your
head out of your ass!
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Okay, I have class.
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- Of course.
- No college, no car.
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I don't understand where
this is coming from.
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Did I miss something?
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No. This is shiny and brand new.
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I mean, is he under the delusion
that college is optional?
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I don't think so.
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But I think we should
give him some space.
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Because if we ride him now,
he's just gonna dig in more.
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Oh, no, I disagree completely.
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I think we need to ride
him now immediately.
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Those deadlines are coming up.
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It's our job as parents
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to kick the door down
and lob in tear gas.
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Possibly true, but let's be realistic.
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I looked into his face back there,
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and I saw the eyes of
a taxidermied mule.
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I think we should just
back off for a few days.
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I really... I don't know,
Robert, I don't know.
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If we play it cool, we
buy some street cred.
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That's my opinion.
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Okay, we can hold off.
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But, you know, briefly. That's all.
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Then we calmly sit him down,
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and we clock him with a lead pipe.
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He goes to college. We win.
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Okay. God, sorry. I gotta go.
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- High-five on co-parenting.
- All right.
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High... right here.
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A month ago, he was
talking about Syracuse
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or maybe even Colby.
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The kid who can barely make
his own toaster waffles,
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suddenly he's an anti-college radical?
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I remember having a
crush on Abbie Hoffman
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when I was in the sixth grade.
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You know what? I should never,
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never have agreed with
Robert to back off.
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We gotta get on his ass now.
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Co-parenting after a divorce is a sham.
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It's overhyped, "united front" bullshit.
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Yeah, especially when one
parent, in this case me,
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is 100% right.
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How are you? Everything
the same with Cole?
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Yep. Still hates my guts.
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You raise a son, you think
you've been a good mother,
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and now he acts like he
escaped from a cult.
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Plus, work sucks.
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I think maybe I don't give a shit
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about people's problems anymore.
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With a...
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dollop of contempt on the side.
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It's, uh...
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I'm fucked up.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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You're waiting for me to say
something wise, aren't you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm...
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- Anything?
- I'm so... Nope.
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So, how are things going with
Mrs. Dufresne Number 2?
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Oh, she's still on bed rest.
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She'll be fine.
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I loved being pregnant.
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I did, too.
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I still have fond
memories of throwing up
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in a trashcan on Third Avenue.
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Everything just felt...
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Yeah, just in alignment.
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You're a little jealous. That's normal.
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Oh-ho, wrong, wrong!
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No, no, no. I'm not saying I'd
want to go through it again.
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Would you?
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I'm, um, not sure we have
a vote at this point.
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Trust me, I have zero baby envy.
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The only envy I have is for the parent
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who can find their daughter's Sit-Upon.
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Lila is driving me nuts.
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A Sit-Upon? What the fuck?
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She made it in Brownies
like a hundred years ago.
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It's basically like this
cushion that they decorate
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with like pom-poms and rickrack.
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And so at meetings they can, you know,
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- sit... upon. That's correct.
- Upon.
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And we nicknamed it the
"petri dish pillow,"
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because it just got so
freaking disgusting
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and filthy over the years.
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So, anywho, the big reunion's coming up.
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Ten little girls in my modest home.
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Guess what's mandatory.
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Should I call for a chopper
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and some oxygen tanks?
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What?
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Oh, I just got it! That was a good one!
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Douchebag.
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Okay, I have a question.
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Any chance you're ordering all
this shit out of boredom?
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- Or just to torture me?
- Stop being nuts.
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- You almost done?
- No, I'm not almost done.
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Look at all this lumber!
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Is this a bed tray or a cattle fence?
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I am so excited!
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This thing has five adjustable angles,
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built-in USB-powered fan,
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worry-free cup groove,
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and... a welcome guide.
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Sounds like God's gift.
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If only God had included enough screws.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
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See you tomorrow.
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Look, Hon. You'll never guess.
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Amazon Prime.
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My magnetic index cards!
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Whoo!
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What's wrong with this picture, Diane?
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Never mind. I'll tell you.
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We have an imbalanced circle rack.
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Oh, no!
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As any child can see,
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there's an inordinate
amount of gaps and bunches.
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Each item should be spaced
out proportionately.
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Otherwise, what do we have?
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Oh, gee, Mimi, I'm stumped.
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Can you teach me?
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Non-symmetrical anarchy.
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- Oh.
- Now do your job.
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This isn't Marshalls.
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"Gaps and bunches."
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Give me a break.
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I don't see one fucking gap or bunch.
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Oh, terrific.
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Like I don't have enough to deal with.
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Sweetie, I'm having a shitty day.
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Is this really necessary?
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Fuck off, Myrtle.
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Goddamn you!
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Get back here you little wise ass!
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Don't you dare! Delroy! Stop!
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Ah!
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- Settle down, settle down.
- Ah! Ah!
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- Come on, Diane.
- Ugh.
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Dump her in the hole.
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Just wasting my time.
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A bet's a bet. You owe me ten bucks.
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No fair, no fair. You set me up.
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You knew I wouldn't
know it was suspended
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for All Saints' Day.
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Olivia, dear,
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is there alternate side of
the street parking today?
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No. All Saints' Day.
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Thank you.
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- You mean, "A-ha!"
- Mmmm.
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- You mean, "I'm a gloater."
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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You know what? This is for
you, my trusty soldier.
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Why don't you go buy yourself a hat?
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Gee, big spender!
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Here, Frances. I don't
want his dirty money.
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No, no, no. It's yours.
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It's yours, fair and
square. You enjoy it.
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Okay, I just wanna quickly ask Olivia.
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Obviously, Nia has a way
to go before college.
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She's only four months old. All right?
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Here we go again. Another victim.
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And I know, I know how you feel
about your beloved Michigan.
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Easy. Leading the witness.
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Hypothetically speaking,
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it's the future; it's Senior year.
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And she says to you, "Mom, I
don't wanna go to college."
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- This is an unfair comparison.
- Listen.
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Do you... do you back off?
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Or... or...
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do you try to persuade her otherwise?
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Are you kidding me?
She has no say in it.
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She's wearing a Wolverines
onesie as we speak.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Slide it on over.
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Ten clams.
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Give 'em to me.
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Oh, say, what'd you just blow up there?
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A Benz C63 S.
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Any particular reason?
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He was a snitch.
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No one likes a snitch.
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Hey, have you seen Lila's Sit-Upon?
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Her what?
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You know, the... her petri dish pillow.
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Uh-uh. Nope.
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Tom, you have to go to college.
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Mom, look what you just did!
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Oh, God, I'm sorry. Jeez, sue me.
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I told you. I'm taking some time off.
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I have that right.
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Well, time off for what?
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Are there any specific plans
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or interests you wanna pursue?
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I don't... I don't know.
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I might try and open a record store.
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Okay. All right.
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Here's the headline, buddy.
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You're 17. You know nothing.
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But do know this.
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You are going to college in the fall,
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and you're gonna start working
on the essay immediately.
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- End of conversation.
- I'm not!
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- End of conver...
- I'm not going! It's a rip-off!
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Even Jackie says it's a waste of time.
259
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,910
She never went to college.
260
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,570
She makes crazy money.
261
00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:52,930
And meanwhile, you work in a bird shop.
262
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,740
What? Oh, really?
263
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,450
Well, that bird shop pays for your...
264
00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:02,990
Grand Thief Bloodbath!
265
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,010
Doesn't it?
266
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,689
Hey, it's Robert. Leave a message.
267
00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:11,730
Hey, it's me. Listen, uh,
268
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,950
I have to talk to you. It's urgent,
269
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,450
and I really don't wanna
do it over the phone,
270
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:17,990
so just... just call me ASAP, okay?
271
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,700
_
272
00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,450
Oh, dude...
273
00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:34,240
Fuck you and Jeff Bezos.
274
00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,620
Surprise!
275
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:41,970
Nice ears, Helen Keller!
276
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,599
Why are you here?
277
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,870
Oh, God, it's like
hugging a stuffed ape!
278
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,490
Any life in there, Sasquatch?
279
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,660
Larry, go get Robert's
present from the back seat!
280
00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:56,310
That a boy! Let's go!
281
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:03,409
- Oh! Excuse me.
- Sir, can you...
282
00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:04,950
keep a...
283
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,160
shorter lead, a shorter lead!
284
00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,660
Jesus!
285
00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,620
So off we go, okay?
286
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,490
Ohio to Parsippany.
287
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,470
Ten hours, non-stop.
288
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,970
I'm car sick, 'cause Larry
here rides the brakes
289
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,690
like he's humping a French bulldog.
290
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,099
So we finally make it to corp.
291
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,350
Now, bear in mind, the
DM all but promised me
292
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,139
this promotion back in,
I think it was, June.
293
00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:27,410
So, I walk in, and who's sitting there?
294
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:31,689
Drumroll... Scott fuckin' Wong.
295
00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:33,729
No!
296
00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:36,279
Wait. Do you know Scott Wong?
297
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,989
No, but the way she tells a story...
298
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,770
Go on, Cathy. Tell me
what happened next.
299
00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:41,170
So, you have to realize,
300
00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,200
back when I was desk clerk at La Quinta,
301
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,790
Scott Wong was a glorified pillow-biter,
302
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,330
a colossal suck-up, okay?
303
00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:51,350
So anyway, in the end, all right,
304
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,630
I drove 600 miles to learn
305
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,450
that Scott Wong wormed
his way into Wyndham,
306
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:59,910
blew corp, and sabotaged my promotion.
307
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,190
So here we are.
308
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,770
A couple of weary travelers
309
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,840
dropping by to say howdy.
310
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,880
Unbelievable.
311
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:09,450
Yeah, that story tracks like a dream.
312
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,570
When do you guys eat lunch around here?
313
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,870
You know, my blood sugar
is in the toilet.
314
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,990
Oh, don't worry, Robby can
go get you something.
315
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,740
Just tell him what you want.
316
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,490
You know what? I really like this one.
317
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,619
I think you finally picked a winner!
318
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,159
Good for you, champ!
319
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,869
Hey, Larry!
320
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,730
Lose the muffs, okay?
321
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,120
Join the human race.
322
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:31,280
We're gonna have a picnic!
323
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:34,419
Never gonna get a space like this again!
324
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,490
Ha-ha-ha!
325
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,620
He found your crowbar, honey!
326
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,349
- Evidence.
- Mm-hmm.
327
00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:54,280
Delroy, shall we watch it
again for shits and giggles?
328
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,190
Why not?
329
00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,930
Hmmm, what's wrong with
this picture? Anyone?
330
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,280
Well, for one thing,
those circle racks have
331
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:05,700
a lot of gaps and bunches.
332
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,909
- Weird.
- Give me a break.
333
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:12,280
You know, you really messed up my ankle
334
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,580
when you slammed me into that floor.
335
00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:16,280
I'm in a lot of pain.
336
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,330
Oh, please.
337
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,830
Pop a Motrin and go home to your cats.
338
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,830
All right, I've had it with you, Missy.
339
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,660
I press one button, and your
ass will be on a chain gang.
340
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,740
- Yawn.
- That's it!
341
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,990
That is it! It's time to grow up...
342
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,019
Taylor.
343
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,769
I happen to know someone
who's in jail for stealing.
344
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,450
And believe me, it's no square dance.
345
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:40,189
You need to wise up, get
a job, be responsible.
346
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,950
I had a job.
347
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,270
At the Disney Store.
348
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,770
I hated it.
349
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,310
Interesting. Why?
350
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,990
It didn't pay well?
351
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,160
Having to sell puppets all day?
352
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:55,610
That stupid grasshopper in a
top hat with a little cane,
353
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:56,990
and he's got that silly smirk?
354
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,250
It's a cricket. Jiminy.
355
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:02,590
Well, excuse me for not being
an entomologist, Delroy.
356
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,910
No, I just...
357
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,790
couldn't act all...
358
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,349
fake and happy and be nice to people.
359
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,810
So they fired me.
360
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:17,700
Yeah.
361
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,130
It's hard, huh?
362
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,730
Pretending to be cheery
when you're miserable?
363
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,540
Yeah.
364
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,290
I understand.
365
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,959
Wasn't this a fun idea? Eating
outside in the fresh air?
366
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,540
In the dead of winter.
367
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,790
A close-minded person might've
thought it was fuckin' insane.
368
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,730
I'm so happy to be out of that car.
369
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,629
It really started to smell bad.
370
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,540
Turns out there was a
mouse in the heat core!
371
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:47,910
Cooked like a meatball!
372
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,030
- Gross!
- Yeah!
373
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,590
Well, I'm glad to get outside.
374
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,370
I'm finally allowed to
move around a little more.
375
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,370
Mmm, yeah, I always wanted kids.
376
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,850
I was diagnosed with a caustic uterus.
377
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,330
Labs came back and turned out I had
378
00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,890
more acid than a truck battery.
379
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,590
Nature in its infinite wisdom.
380
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,990
And Larry's sperm, what
little there was of it,
381
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,580
didn't have a chance. It was
like swimming into a bonfire.
382
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,930
But, you know, that's life.
383
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,529
You either get Wonged
out of a promotion,
384
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,050
or end up spending half your paycheck
385
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,369
taking care of Dad at the nursing home.
386
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:15,120
There it is.
387
00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:16,490
Finally.
388
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,490
The tedious wind-up has ended.
389
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,419
- What?
- You damn well know
390
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:22,490
I pay for everything
when it comes to Dad.
391
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,129
- Oh?
- The private room,
392
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,390
the food upgrade, the
electric wheelchair,
393
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,259
that fucking balloon-twisting
idiot at casino night.
394
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,700
Sweat equity, Robert.
You can look it up.
395
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,470
The sweat equity that it takes
396
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,130
to wheel him into the Sunshine Room,
397
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,790
so he can see the fucking goldfish!
398
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,479
Or push him outside, so he
can watch the trucks go by!
399
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,950
Or the sweat equity it
takes to hold his penis,
400
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,230
so he can piss in a cup
without baptizing the walls!
401
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,490
What the fuck is wrong
with you, you psycho?
402
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,700
That is a job for a male nurse, Cathy!
403
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,530
Keep your hands off Dad's penis!
404
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,119
You need to crack your wallet, Shylock.
405
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,659
All right? If I wanna get robbed,
406
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:56,910
I'll go to Tijuana.
407
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,770
Look, okay, there's something to be said
408
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,289
for putting real time in, Robby.
409
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:01,959
Just stay out of it, Jackie.
You don't understand
410
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,160
what's happening here.
This shit pre-dates you.
411
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,580
It's a fucking shakedown!
412
00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,870
Am I right or am I wrong, Larry?
413
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,380
Leave him out of it!
414
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,779
Do you know the gas, time,
and effort that goes into
415
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,250
bringing him an Oreo Blast from Sonic
416
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:30,730
and hosing him down afterwards?
417
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,869
Dairy gives him explosive diarrhea.
418
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,010
I know!
419
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,950
I should have you fucking arrested!
420
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,289
Robert?
421
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,670
Oh, he goes. He goes!
422
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,390
Robert?
423
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,690
Hey. What's going on?
424
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,139
Hey, mildly curious...
where's your cell phone?
425
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,429
Um, I don't know. It's around somewhere.
426
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,310
Oh, that's perfect.
427
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,540
Okay, well, can you step in here
for a second, so you and...
428
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,830
Is that who I think it is?
429
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,930
Well, strike up the band, Barbie's here!
430
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,180
It was an ambush. You
should've called first.
431
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,890
Hey, Boney Maroney,
432
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,200
I want a hug. Can I get a hug?
433
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,490
Come on!
434
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,310
Cathy. Oh, Cathy, Cathy.
435
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,530
What a... what a... what
a disturbing surprise.
436
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:24,010
You're telling me. I
thought we got rid of you.
437
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,010
But like they say, even a blind
dog finds its way home, right?
438
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:30,670
Yes, yes. And recalls fondly why
it left in the first place.
439
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,290
Mmmm!
440
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:38,120
You are right, these
Harvest Bowls are so good!
441
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,240
Mm-hmm.
442
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,889
But aren't they like a million calories?
443
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:42,980
Not if you get it without the rice.
444
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,939
You're a genius, and I love you.
445
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,940
Thank you.
446
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:54,350
Damn, you got Sweetgreen?
447
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,909
I'm on the walkie, you know.
448
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,330
Hmm.
449
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:02,459
I don't know what to
say anymore, Taylor.
450
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,209
I'm worn out.
451
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,499
Who is this old man?
452
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,129
My grandfather.
453
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:08,879
But you can't live with me anymore.
454
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,919
You're gonna have to
go to Gail and Andy's.
455
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,879
- If they'll take you.
- In Harrisburg?
456
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,570
That is so mean! I can't move there!
457
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:18,010
Well, I'm sorry. You
had enough warnings.
458
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,470
No. Wrong approach, Grandpa.
459
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,650
This is a good girl here.
460
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,910
She needs guidance, not warnings.
461
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,330
See this?
462
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,689
Voilà!
463
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:33,529
Absolved.
464
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,529
She's innocent.
465
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:39,280
Now, you apologize to her about
that Gail and Andy shit.
466
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,830
And then you know what you're gonna do?
467
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,240
You are gonna take her
to the third floor,
468
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,710
and you're gonna buy her
469
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,580
that leather jacket that
she tried to steal.
470
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:49,000
It's called communication.
471
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,430
You have it in her size?
472
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,710
So anyway, I told that cop.
473
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,790
I said, "Fine, come on,
474
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,469
- give me the ticket."
- Hey, Frances.
475
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,059
Oh, hey, Jackie.
476
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,840
"But I'm gonna fight it,
477
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:06,010
"and I'm gonna tell the judge
478
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,280
that you were staring at my crotch."
479
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,950
Isn't Cathy fun?
480
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,410
Oh.
481
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,870
Gosh, Cathy is so many things.
482
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,830
It's... it's hard to whittle it
down to just one imprecise word.
483
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,330
Hmm.
484
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:22,159
Wow, you finally ditched
that smelly Lustre-Creme?
485
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,550
I think they stopped making
Lustre-Creme in 1953.
486
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,610
Much more your era.
487
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,370
Say, is it me, or did you
shrink an inch or two?
488
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:33,450
Nah, it's just those flashy,
money-maker stilettos you're wearing.
489
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,260
We all gotta sell our
ass somehow, right?
490
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,670
Just their little dance.
491
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,990
Larry, it's garbage!
Drag it to the curb!
492
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,840
What'd you bring it in
here for, show and tell?
493
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:46,090
Jeez. Hi, Larry. How you doin'?
494
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,349
But I guess I assume that's
sort of a dumb question.
495
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:51,189
He can't hear you.
Metallica, full blast.
496
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:54,030
Okay, okay. Can I grab
you for a few minutes?
497
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,850
- Me?
- No.
498
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:59,990
But you know what, Cathy?
Tell Jackie that fun story
499
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,490
about how you got kicked
out of the dinner theater
500
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,620
for stalking Tom Wopat.
501
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,369
Oh, anyway, the lights had gone
out during halftime, right?
502
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:13,070
She has no business sharing
her opinions with him.
503
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,450
It's disrespectful to us,
504
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,660
but especially me, his mother.
505
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:18,870
Just find this hard to believe.
506
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,179
What does he claim she said exactly?
507
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,070
Oh, um, you know, "Well, Jackie
says college is a waste of time.
508
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,660
Jackie never went to college,
and Jackie makes crazy money."
509
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:27,729
Why would he make it up?
510
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:29,970
Okay, so clearly something was said,
511
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,890
and we don't know...
512
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,410
Wait a second.
513
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,190
How did this conversation even happen?
514
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,870
Are you winding him up?
515
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,069
Yeah, we-we agreed to lay off.
516
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:42,080
Well, I don't...
517
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:46,910
I don't know that we
necessarily agreed to lay off.
518
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,570
We said briefly, so
I was... I was brief.
519
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,370
That's bullshit and you know it.
520
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:53,760
You and I have a clear understanding
521
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,370
when it comes to these kids, Frances.
522
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,799
It's an alliance, and you're
fucking around with that.
523
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,740
All right, well, you know what?
It needs to be dealt with,
524
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:00,990
so let's figure it out.
525
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,750
Just don't worry about it.
526
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,410
He's going to college in the fall.
527
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,060
You bet.
528
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,180
Let me talk to Jackie.
529
00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:12,730
She's all yours... as soon as I finish.
530
00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:20,149
Um, Jackie, are you in
the middle of something?
531
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:21,850
Yes, I'm ordering Chia seeds.
532
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:22,860
What's up?
533
00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:25,080
Just a question, um...
534
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,810
Do you recall ever suggesting to Tom
535
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:29,249
that he shouldn't go to college?
536
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,499
No. Why would I do that?
537
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,289
You didn't tell him that
college was a waste of time?
538
00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:37,040
Uh, we may have talked about college,
539
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:39,550
but it was just a general conversation.
540
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,790
Okay, so you didn't try to persuade him
541
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,009
that he shouldn't go?
542
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,700
I didn't push him either way. I...
543
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,769
I may have said it's not for
everybody, and it wasn't for me.
544
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:52,160
A-ha! Exactly!
545
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,910
Well, see, for him that was a push.
546
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,870
And now he says he's not going,
547
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,490
which was not particularly
helpful to me,
548
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,950
to Robert, or to Tom.
549
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,700
So I'm not allowed to
have a conversation
550
00:23:02,710 --> 00:23:04,950
with my stepson in my own home
551
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,950
where he lives half the time
552
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,160
- where I cook his meals?
- No.
553
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:13,160
No, there are subjects with
my kids... with our kids...
554
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:14,490
that are off limits.
555
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,170
You haven't earned those conversations,
556
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:21,580
and I really need you to respect that.
557
00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:29,490
God, if we could bottle
the envy in her eyes,
558
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,230
we could blow up Russia.
559
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,090
Get over it, Farrah.
560
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:34,830
Robert planted one in her belly,
561
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,280
and now you're in the rear view.
562
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,550
So go find a life.
563
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,410
Cathy, shut the fuck up.
564
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,970
Cathy, I know this is not
like a bombshell headline...
565
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:47,450
but every single word that
comes out of your mouth
566
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,409
is designed to make someone feel shitty.
567
00:23:50,410 --> 00:23:53,110
And normally, I could give a shit,
568
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,870
because I have the misfortune
of knowing you so well.
569
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,030
But this time, you did it.
570
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,700
You made me feel shitty.
571
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:01,580
So congratulations.
572
00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:03,570
Once again, I'm cast as the villain.
573
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:05,240
Because you are the villain!
574
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:08,139
You're that fucking white
runt from Middle Earth.
575
00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:09,970
And you're a misogynist!
576
00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:12,990
You can't handle a strong
and independent woman!
577
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,680
That's why you surround
yourself with these bimbos.
578
00:24:14,690 --> 00:24:17,200
- Okay, bitch.
- Okay, checking out.
579
00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:21,149
- Oh, boy!
- How is this funny?
580
00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:22,250
You should be pissed.
581
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:24,750
Jackie, I'm sorry, but
when you married Robert,
582
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,400
you inherited all of his accessories.
583
00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:31,000
It's not my problem anymore. I'm free.
584
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,370
Hey.
585
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:36,620
Hey.
586
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:40,160
Good-bye, Larry. Stay strong.
587
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,629
Oh, have you seen Lila's Sit-Upon?
588
00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:46,910
- The petri dish pillow?
- Yeah.
589
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,090
No... Wait, did we lose it?
590
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,250
I don't know.
591
00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:54,010
I'll call the renters.
592
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:56,140
I'll see if they let me in
the garage to look for it.
593
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,850
What's a petri dish pillow?
594
00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:02,150
It's too hard to explain.
595
00:25:16,130 --> 00:25:17,500
How do you do it, Larry?
596
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,709
Not to dredge up less
happier times, but...
597
00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:23,090
ever since you tried to kill yourself,
598
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:25,850
you just seem weirdly at peace.
599
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:27,220
What's the secret?
600
00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:33,259
Larry, wait!
601
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:36,450
Move your fat ass and put
that crap in the cooler!
602
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,950
Jesus.
603
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,850
So much is said in silence.
604
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,540
Stay gold, Larry.
605
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,830
You know, it's hurtful
606
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,200
that you don't appreciate
all that I do for Dad.
607
00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:51,989
You don't live there, so you don't know.
608
00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:54,810
I'll send you three grand in the mail.
609
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,539
Don't come up here again.
610
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:57,700
Done.
611
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:02,950
Larry, it's just a few bags,
not a Chinese slat puzzle!
612
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,870
Jam 'em in and let's blow this shitbox!
613
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,210
God!
614
00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:15,870
I can't believe you didn't
have my back with Frances.
615
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,410
You just fucking stood there.
616
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,690
It was so insulting.
617
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:23,030
You're married to me now, remember?
618
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,540
God, I'm sick of this shit.
619
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,000
So much is said in silence.
620
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,830
- Hi! You made it!
- Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late,
621
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,229
but I'll be... I'll be really
fast and be really quiet.
622
00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:04,519
Oh, no worries, the key's
still under the flower pot.
623
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,910
Okay, thanks.
624
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:15,780
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625
00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:38,200
Hey, you mind if I...
626
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:40,240
Would it be weird if
I asked Frances out?
627
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,550
- I would like you to meet Henry.
- Hey, Robert!
628
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,910
So you're officially off the market?
629
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,300
- Yep.
- Good luck, dick face.
630
00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:48,790
I can bring dinner over tomorrow night.
631
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,990
Why the hell would you want to do that?
632
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,399
We're trying to be a family,
633
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,880
and I don't want there to be tension.
634
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:57,150
I predict a lovely evening
filled with banter and bonding.
635
00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:59,710
I found a buyer for your house.
636
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,659
My and Frances' old house?
It's not for sale.
637
00:30:03,330 --> 00:30:05,080
So, Henry, do you have kids?
638
00:30:05,090 --> 00:30:06,090
Uh, step-kids.
639
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,150
So, your ex. Is she white too?
640
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,270
Robbie!
641
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,999
Did I just micro-aggress you, man?
642
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,080
- You think?
- I'm so sorry.
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