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♪♪
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♪
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[frogs croaking]
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[frogs croaking]
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Now remember, green and red,
be well fed.
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Blue and red, instantly dead.
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Oh, wait. Or was that,
"Green and red, instantly dead"?
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Huh?
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Bleh.
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Hmm.
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Yup, that's a mushroom.
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[gasps] Did you guys see that?
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[Hop Pop] Purple and green
heals the spleen.
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-Hey, guys. Huh?
-[creature growls]
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What the heck?
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[yells] Oh!
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[gasps]
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[low growling]
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Whoa.
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[chokes, coughs]
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[soft growl]
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[grunts] No, wait. Come back.
You're so cool.
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[coughs]
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There you are.
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[gasps]
You guys just missed it.
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What, you barfing up
a butterfly?
Naw, we totally saw that.
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No, no, no, no.
There was this magical creature
made of moss.
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It was beautiful.
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[all laugh]
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Good one, Anne.
Saw the ol' "Moss Man," huh?
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Anne, the Moss Man's a myth.
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Only crazy people
and gullible tadpoles
believe in it.
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Wait. You're telling me
you guys
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have giant fire-breathing
beavers and mutant centipedes,
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but you don't believe in this?
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Well, yeah, we've seen those.
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Look, your world might have
stuff like flying machines
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and magic memory boxes.
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But we don't have weird stuff
like that here.
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This is just a normal town.
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You're talking frogs!
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Never mind.
I'm done talking about it.
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I am not done talking about it.
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[groans] Still?
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I'm tellin' you guys,
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I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
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Careful, Anne.
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You keep rantin' and ravin',
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you'll put One-Eyed Wally
out of a job.
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Ha! She totally does
sound like Wally.
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[gasps] You take that back.
I am not a weirdo like Wally.
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I'm a strong, sane woman
who saw the Moss Man.
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So! You've seen
the Moss Man too, eh?
[giggles]
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I seen it once.
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Deep in the moors
where it makes its home
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and feeds on mist.
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Skin of moss, it had.
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Took me hand clean off,
it did.
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-You have
both your hands, Wally.
-[grunts]
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[gasps] Lefty!
When did you get back?
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-[all giggling]
-Stop it.
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I know it sounds crazy
when he says it.
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But I saw what I saw.
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Whatever you say...
[snickers]
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One-Shoed Anne.
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Huh? Oh, I get it.
Like One-Eyed Wally.
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[chuckles]
Sharp as ever, sis.
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[laughing] You might as well
start learnin' the accordion.
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And sleepin' under bridges.
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[all laughing]
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Wouldn't want to be
that guy.
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Anne, actually,
I believe you...
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Thank you. Jeez.
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...dreamt it.
I believe you dreamt it.
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[yells]
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[moaning]
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She does sounds like Wally.
[laughs]
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-[Hop Pop] Rantin' and ravin'.
-[laughter]
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[Polly] One-Shoed Anne.
One-Shoed Anne.
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[laughter]
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Ah! [panting]
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-[accordion playing]
-♪ I lost me true love ♪
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♪ By the old willow tree ♪
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[yells]
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Angel of death.
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You've come for me at last.
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What? No, Wally, it's me. Anne.
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So it is. Whoo! Deja vu.
You jumped me before?
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Listen, you said you know
where the Moss Man lives.
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Take me there
so I can snap a pic of it,
prove I'm normal,
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and never be associated
with you ever again.
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No offense.
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Okay.
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Please. I just got people
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to stop calling me
the town monster.
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I can't become
the town weirdo.
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I said okay.
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Oh. Thanks.
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But the journey
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will be fraught with peril.
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-[accordion plays]
-♪ Oh, the Misty Moors
Are dark and gray... ♪
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[chuckles] Hope he doesn't
play that thing the whole way.
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[accordion playing]
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Okay, that's enough.
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Oh, thank goodness. Yes.
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Or is it?
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[continues playing]
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[crying]
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[wind whistling]
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...and with his dying words
he told me,
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"Wallace, take this accordion,
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find my killer and defeat him
with the power of song."
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-Anyway, enough about me.
Tell me about yourself.
-Hard pass.
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That's kind of personal
and you're kinda basically
an unstable stranger.
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[both grunt]
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[straining]
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[panting]
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[gasps] No!
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[gasps]
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Wally, you saved my phone.
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Oh, yeah, and my life.
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Don't mention it, love.
I know how much
this thing means to you.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Now, let's hurry up
and get that photo.
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[munching]
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Hmm. Where's Anne?
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[Anne]
Clap, pull it back, fist bump,
flip it up, lock it in,
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twist it, twainst it,
not against it,
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spank the baby,
where's the baby?
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There's the baby.
Shake hands with the baby.
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Wow, that was incredible.
I'll never shake hands
the normal way again.
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[chuckles] Thanks.
My friends used to think
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my elaborate handshakes
were silly.
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Oh, there's your first mistake,
love.
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I never care what
other people think of me.
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[scoffs] Easy for you to say.
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Back home,
your reputation is everything.
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-Lucky for you,
you're not back home.
-Huh?
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Anne, the way I see it,
you've got a great opportunity
in front of you.
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Whole new world, new people,
free to be whatever you want.
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That's... kinda genius, Wally.
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Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
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Hey, dude, you still awake?
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Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
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[chuckles] Weirdo.
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Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
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We've finally made it.
The Misty Moors.
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Time for the Moss Man
summoning ritual.
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Summoning ritual?
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[chanting gibberish]
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Uh... Are you sure
this is gonna work?
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[gasps] Butterflies!
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Oi! Where are you going?
I'm only halfway done.
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[panting]
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[gasps]
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Oh.
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Whoa.
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Hmm?
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[groans]
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[low growling]
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[gasping]
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[screaming]
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-Quick! After it.
-Oh, right.
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[panting] Wait!
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No! Wait.
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No.
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[panting]
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[panting] Where'd it go?
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Oh, dang mist!
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We lost him again.
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We were so close.
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I just can't believe
it's actually real.
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I know, right? Wait, what?
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I thought it was a myth.
I mean, it's preposterous.
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But you-- I don't-- What?
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So you took me
all the way out here
based on a lie?
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Yeah. I mean, we had fun,
though, didn't we?
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That's not the point.
I could've easily gone back
with no proof.
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And then everyone would think
I was like you.
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What's so bad
about being like me?
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Wally...
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Oh, woof.
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Wally. I didn't-- [sighs]
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That's not what I meant.
I'm sorry.
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It's cool you don't care
what people think about you.
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And I'm glad
we came out here together.
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-You mean it?
-Totally.
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Clap it, pull it back,
fist bump...
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-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, no. Maybe...
-Um...
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-Yeah? Is that right?
-It was... something like that?
Yeah?
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Now let's get a pic
of that Moss Man. Together.
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Oh! Look!
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Huh? [yells] There it goes.
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We gotta hoof it.
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[both panting]
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[Wally]
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
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Huh?
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[low purr]
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Good thing I did
bouldering club in school.
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[grunting]
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One hand in front
of the other, Wally.
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[grunts]
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Oh! My iconic hat.
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[grunts, gasps]
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[low growling]
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[chuckles] Perfect.
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Yo, Wally, you almost up here?
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Yep. And I think
I'm really starting
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-to get the hang of this.
-[cracking]
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[yells]
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-Wally!
-[screams]
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[grunting]
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Wally! Hold on, I'm coming.
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No. I'll be fine.
Just take the picture!
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[growling]
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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I got you, buddy.
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Thanks.
Did you get the picture?
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Not yet. Come on.
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One, two, three.
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[screams]
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Upsy-daisy.
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[sighs] It's gone.
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The trail's gone too.
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You lost your one chance
to get proof
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and it's all my fault.
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Now everyone's gonna think
you're as loony as I am.
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You know what?
I'm good with that.
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Wait, really?
What a turnaround.
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We know what we saw.
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And a good friend once told me
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it doesn't matter
what other people think of you.
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That's a good line.
Would your friend mind
if I used it?
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It was you, Wally.
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[cackles] Yeah, I know.
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Or was it?
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You goofball.
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-[screaming]
-Wally!
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So there we were,
our bodies ravaged.
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Hanging on the edge
of the cliff,
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the beastie staring down at us,
lickin' its mossy chops.
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Any proof?
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Absolutely not.
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-[all murmuring]
-They're two peas in a pod,
these loons.
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-Eh, tough crowd.
-Can't please everyone.
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Well, best be heading off.
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♪ Oh, there once was a lass
Named Anne the Fair ♪
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♪ She put up a front
And played her part ♪
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♪ But soon enough
Touched this loon's heart ♪
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Anne! We heard people
at Stumpy's saying
you're as weird as Wally.
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You must be pretty upset.
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[scoffs] Honestly, guys,
I don't mind.
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You don't have to
be strong for us.
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Let it out, girl.
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No, seriously. I'm fine.
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Shh. Poor thing.
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[yells]
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I'm One-Shoed Anne!
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[Polly] She's deranged!
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