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[frogs croaking]

This one is going all the way, baby.

[chuckles] You call that a spit? Now, watch this.

[groans] Just when I thought you guys couldn't get any nastier.

[both gasp] Nasty?

Why, spitting is practically a sport in Wartwood.

We even have a town record. Whoever breaks the record gets a trophy.

A trophy for spitting?

I can't believe you two are exposing Polly to this sort of--

That record is mine!

[shudders]

That's my little spitter.

-You could spit the frown off a widow. -Wait a second...

[Hop Pop] I always said you'd be the best in the family.

-Well, you take after your great aunt Gertrude. -[gasps]

-She was always really good at spitting... -Uh...

[gasps]

Oh, no. Polly, you've been surrounded by boys your whole life.

It's not too late. I can fix this. You need girl time.

She needs girl time. Hop Pop, wallet.

Where are you taking me, crazy lady?

Not sure what she wants with my wallet, not like I got any money.

Less talk, more spit.

[indistinct chatter]

Whoo! Girl time. It's time for girl time.

Okay, Anne, what the heck's going on?

Look, hanging out too much with Sprig and Hop Pop is dangerous.

If we aren't careful, we'll wake up crusty and storing our boogers in jars.

We need a day to reset. A day that's ladies' only.

That sounds bad.

Look, when I'm done with you,

you are gonna feel like a new Polly.

Trust me. Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.

Plus, you and Sprig are always getting into fun trouble!

So what are we doing? Toad rassling? Snake punching?

Better. We're going to...

a spa.

What?

Those guys know what's up.

Two of your fanciest spa treatments, please.

That will be ten coppers each.

What the... Hop Pop's IOUs?

Uh, will this work?

Hmm, well, it does say he's good for it.

Accepted. Here are your towels.

All righty, then.

I don't know, Anne. This seems boring.

Why don't we do something fun instead?

Ooh! [laughs]

Polly, there's more to life than spitting and hitting stuff.

Really?

Just trust me.

Well... Girl time, engage!

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

So then I says to him, I says, "I don't want to eat there."

He says, "Why don't you wanna eat there?

You ate there last week. I thought you liked it."

[giggles]

Hey.

[grunting]

Hmm.

[humming]

Thank you.

Here you go.

[grunting]

Anne, I thought girl time was gonna be exciting.

You and Sprig are always getting mobbed or eaten or eaten by mobs.

Yeah, but not by choice. Come on, isn't this great?

Sure beats pocket boogers and spitting, right?

Excuse me, madam, what kind of scone is this?

Oh, those are dung beetle.

[gulps] Tasty.

Not to put my snout in other peoples' business,

but if you ladies are having girl time,

I know this great place where you can get a full body massage. Mmm.

[gasps] What? I love massages. I used to get them all the time back home.

Ahh...

Uh, ma'am, you really need to go.

You're making everybody uncomfortable.

Never.

I've never had a legit full body massage before. We're going.

You know what, I think I'll pass.

Gotta get home and work on my distance.

[gasps] Polly Plantar, I am not giving up on you.

If there is one thing that will fix you, it's a massage.

Hmm...

[gasps] Someone get the constable!

Uh, hello? Anyone here?

Well, this place seems nice.

-I help you? -[screams] Hi. Who are you?

Am town healer, Tuti. Also part-time bounty hunter.

I like her. Tuti, huh?

Well we're here for that full body massage.

Full body is good. Come, we get personal.

Ooh! I'll go first.

Whoa, you frogs are really flexible, huh?

Are you sure you know how to massage a human? Is same.

[grunts] [shrieks]

Whoa, mama.

[grunts] [shrieks]

This is amazing. So... relaxing.

Is that my foot?

And on that note, I'm out.

Is done. You are reborn.

Polly, you are going to love this.

Pollywog gone. You talk to no one.

[gasps] What? She ditched me?

But this is all for her. [groans]

I got to find her and get this thing back on track.

See you, Tuti.

-Hmm. -[door opens]

Afternoon, Tuti.

Wonderin' if you've seen a couple of ol' scammers

handing out these fake IOUs today.

Scammers? Fake?

[yells]

Come. I lead way.

Fiery as ever, Tuti.

[burps]

[loud burp]

Dang, kid. You got the burp of a titan!

Thanks, Wally.

Hey! [panting]

Oh. Hey, Anne.

What the heck, dude? You ditched me?

And now I find you rubbing elbows with the local deadbeat?

That hurt my soul. Well, at least this guy doesn't waste my time

with stuff I think is stupid and boring!

[gasps] Well, excuse me for trying to make you

less of a disgusting little slob. [gasps]

Polly, I-- [stammers] That's not-- I mean, what I mean is--

Tuti caught thief. Wait, what do you mean "thief"?

I totally paid.

Sorry, little lady, but Hopadiah's broke.

Which makes these IOUs you've been handing out totally worthless.

-[gasps] -These chains represent our burden on society!

Dang it, Anne. How much did you spend?

Now pay up, or I'm gonna have to do my duty,

and put y'all in debtor's prison.

We'll have to sit in a chicken coop?

Less like sittin' and more like gatherin' eggs for the town

until your debt's paid off.

That doesn't sound so bad.

[screeching]

[screams]

No!

[all grunting]

You let my family go!

[Anne gasps] That's it!

Hey, mustache! Is that trophy made out of gold?

Twenty four karat, ma'am.

All right, Polly. Time to shine.

Wait, what?

Spit, dude.

Spit like you've never spit before.

Break that record, and save this family.

Let's do this.

Okay, little lady. You get three official chances. You ready?

[gulps]

I don't think she's gonna make it. It's not looking good.

[constable] Only one more chance, little lady.

Something ain't right. She's not spitting at full force.

Almost as if she's ashamed.

Yeah, and I think I know why.

-Hey, you okay? -Yeah.

I guess it's just kinda hard to spit when you feel gross.

[sighs] Polly, I'm the gross one.

I tried to change someone that's perfect the way they are.

You saying you were wrong?

Very wrong.

Super wrong?

-Super wrong. -You're always wrong?

I'm always-- Hey, not always.

Okay, just most of the time.

Mmm. Aw.

Okay, let's finish this.

[all cheering]

You did it!

[grunts]

[Tuti] Here, extra.

Wow.

Well, your debt is repaid

and my work here is done.

Whoo-hoo! Go Polly! That's my little spitter.

So what are we gonna do with the extra gold?

I think I have an idea.

A little to the left. There, that's perfect.

[chuckles] Whoo-hoo!

Well... I love it!

Hey, sorry, girl time was such a bust.

Eh, don't worry about it. I mean, the more I think about it,

the whole idea of girl time is pretty weird.

I mean, who's to say boys don't like spas.

[gasps] You went to the spa? Without us?

Oh, Anne, I love the spa. Did you get that fishy pedicure?

Yeah, it was amazing. Oh, I agree.

You know they're actually eating the dead skin off the bottom of your feet?

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