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[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

Whoa! [laughs] Whoo! [laughs]

Higher! [scream]

Huh? Huh? Aaah!

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys! Look!

What are we looking at here?

Suspicion Island. It's, like, my favorite show.

I've got the new season and didn't even know it.

It must have auto-downloaded before I got here.

Who's this Otto?

And how did you download him?

-Just watch. -[beeps]

[announcer] Previously on Suspicion Island.

I've got a lot of feelings about this place.

Look! More Annes!

Ha ha! They have noses.

I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Peruvia, except you!

But, Randy, I think you're suspicious!

No!

[announcer] Suspicion Island.

If you don't stay suspicious, you won't stay alive.

[explosions]

What is this demonic nonsense? Hop Pop,

this show's got beautiful people doing dumb things while stuff explodes!

It's literally perfect.

Awesome! Let's do it!

Now, hold on.

Instead of that garbage, how 'bout I treat you to some real entertainment?

-Oh, no. -Oh, no.

A scene from The Shallow Pond.

[clears throat]

Sadness. The world is sadness.

But look. There. A pond!

Is it deep or shallow?

[chanting] Suspicion Island! Suspicion Island!

Suspicion Island! Okay! Fine!

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Yeah!

But just one.

It can't be, Vivica. These pterodactyls are clones of... my dead brother!

[gasps] No way!

Hmm.

-[screams] -No!

[announcer] Will these beautiful teens ever make it off the island?

Find out next time on--

And that's enough for tonight.

Aw, come on! [groans] This is torture!

Trust me, guys. You gotta pace yourself with this stuff.

All right, you two grubs. Off to bed.

[both groaning]

How am I supposed to sleep without knowing what happened to Vivica and Chad?

[Polly] Stupid sleep! I wanna watch it right now!

So? What do you think, Hop Pop?

Better than that boring stuff you read to us, right?

That "boring stuff" is called literature, Anne.

And maybe, if you had an ounce of culture,

you wouldn't reject it in favor of your substandard,

puerile garbage show!

Sheesh. Tell me how you really feel.

[yawns]

Nup, nup, nup.

[wind whistling]

[ticking]

[beep] [announcer] Last week on Suspicion Island.

[rooster crows]

Come on, guys! It's time to get suspicious.

[beeping]

Wait, what?

What's wrong, Anne? What's all the ruckus?

-Why you screaming? -My battery is low.

But it was fine last night when I turned it off. Huh?

"Watched"? Who watched all these episodes and used up all the--

[beeping]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

-It's gone. -What's gone?

Everything. My pictures, my texts.

Videos of my cat!

Now all my memories from home are gone!

[panicked breathing]

Um, there, there? No!

-Was it you? -What? No!

I didn't watch anything.

-It must have been Polly. -What?

I even heard her get up in the night. Very suspicious.

I needed to pee!

Plus, if you heard me, you were awake too. You're the suspicious one!

Don't change the subject.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What about... Hop Pop?

Heh! Me?

In case you forgot, I despise that garbage.

Exactly!

Maybe you ran down the phone

so we'd have to listen to your boring play!

-Oh, that's good. -[Hop Pop] That is preposterous!

[groans] Enough!

If none of you are going to admit to it,

the least you could do is help me fix my phone.

Fair enough, Anne. How do we bring this thing back to life?

Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town--

We need power. Electricity.

What? Huh?

You know, zap zap?

"Zap zap"?

Oh, I think I know what you're talking about.

Quickly! To my study!

I've heard talk of a creature called the zapapede

that lives deep in the Misty Peaks.

It zaps its prey with a small spark of lightnin'.

Yeah, it's pretty cool, actually.

Sounds like it's worth a shot. So, how far away is this bug, HP?

Don't call me HP. [clears throat]

It's half a day's travel, but that should be no trouble for this gang.

Oh, yeah? Well, that's just what Chad Vanderblad said.

Right before he was stabbed in the back by a backstabber on Suspicion Island!

Watch where you're pointin' that finger!

I would never stab Chad in the back, but one of you two would.

Hey! Every time you point, two fingers point back!

That doesn't make any sense!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

You're all suspicious. Just look at you.

Now, come on. Let's get going.

The sooner we move, the sooner I get my memories back.

[growling]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[growling, grunting continues]

[grunting]

[Sprig] ♪ A family Distrusts each other ♪

♪ On a dangerous mission ♪

♪ Like the nearly naked humans On the island of Suspicion ♪

♪ Peruvia, Felicia And Randy, so hot ♪

♪ Beguiling, hostile-ing ♪

♪ We're all Suspicious isle-ing ♪

Quiet, boy. Look! There's one now!

[Hop Pop] A zapapede!

Oh, looks pretty cute.

[creaking] Step lightly, everyone.

This thing doesn't look like it can take much weight.

[grunting]

[Sprig continues grunting]

[yawns]

Huh. 'Sup, HP?

Sprig sure looks tired, doesn't he?

Awfully suspicious. And don't call me HP.

The old man's a lying snake, but he does have a point.

[creaks] You guys talkin' scum?

What? No, no. No, no, no.

Hmm.

-Psst, Anne. -[groans]

-Excuse me, HP. -[grumbles]

I want to find out who's guilty just as much as you do.

Let me help you.

Oh, no, you don't!

You were trying to Chad her into trusting you!

And you're trying to Vivica her into not trusting me!

Oh, and look at Hop Pop trying to Randy his way out of this.

I don't even know what that means!

Guys, cut it out. You're gonna--

[all screaming]

[electricity zapping]

[loud crash]

[all groaning]

Rope bridge? More like nope bridge.

[groans]

[gasps] Look! Down there!

More zapapedes!

They're pretty far down.

Hmm. Oh!

Let's just link arms and lower someone down,

just like the teens did in episode eight.

Ha! So that Polly can drop us to cover her tracks,

just like Vivica did in the very same episode?

You callin' me a Vivica?

Maybe... [shouts]

[Sprig grunts] [blows landing]

Kids, no! Stop fightin'!

[grunting]

[groaning]

[grunts, screams, shouts]

Hey, cut it out, you guys.

Seriously. Ow!

Oh, sorry, Anne. You okay? [chuckles]

-[Anne shouting] -[gasps]

[blows landing]

Kids, no! Stop fighting!

[grunting]

Eh, no. [grunting] Oh. No.

I-- It was me! [echoing]

Say what? Huh?

-You mean-- -That's right, Anne.

I watched all the episodes. Every single one!

But you hated Suspicion Island.

Hated it?

Hated it?

I loved it!

[thunderclap] Ever since the end of that last episode,

I-I couldn't sleep.

I fell in love with those crazy kids

on their crazy island.

I couldn't get enough!

I did the only thing I could.

I snuck out to the livin' room to watch another episode.

[slurping]

[grunting]

I vowed only to watch one,

but Suspicion Island had its hooks in me!

And before I realized what had happened,

I'd finished the season!

[gasps] [rooster crows]

-With dawn approaching, -[gasps]

I covered my tracks and made my escape.

Come on, guys! It's time to get suspicious.

[thunderclap]

Unbelievable. What a twist!

But now I'm gonna make things right.

I will redeem myself!

-[screaming] -Hop Pop!

I'm okay!

[zapping]

You know, it's actually kinda relaxing!

[whimpers, screams]

[panting]

[groaning]

[pants, whimpers]

[screaming]

He can't last much longer!

We have to work together!

[exhales]

[grunts]

Almost. Nearly there.

Got him!

Oh, wait a second. [screams]

-[screams] -Aaah!

[all screaming]

[sniffing]

[all groaning]

Holy smokes.

That's a lot of percents.

So, you love Suspicion Island, huh?

Yeah... [sighs]

And I'm sorry I lied and drained your memory box.

Can you ever forgive this old, silly frog?

Dude, you just risked your life to recharge my phone.

I think we're square.

Aw. Really glad I didn't push you off a cliff like I was planning.

[laughs] Me too, Polly. Me too.

All right, enough fiddle-faddling.

We gotta get home so you guys can finish the season.

If I don't talk to someone about it soon, I'm gonna explode!

I mean, that part where the island itself is revealed to actually be--

[Polly] No! [Sprig] Oh, come on!

[Anne] Dude, spoilers!