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[frogs croaking]

You ready?

You set 'em up, and I'll knock 'em down!

Okay.

[grunting]

Come on. Come on!

[rumbling]

[Sprig] Coming at ya!

[buzzes]

Backhand!

[buzzing]

Nice swing.

I was on varsity.

I have no idea what that means.

[both laughing] [concertina playing]

A frog child and a monster from the woods getting along?

-So unnatural. -[plays note]

Pssh! Of course we get along!

-We're Sprig and Anne. -Anne and Sprig!

[together] Spranne against the world!

Disgusting!

[resumes playing]

[screaming]

Was that Hop Pop?

Sounds like he's in trouble.

We're coming, Hop Pop!

Hop Pop! Hop Pop!

Whoa! What happened in here?

Hop Pop?

[screaming] Stay back!

Darned burrow bugs must have chewed the water pipes!

My room! My stuff!

Don't worry, Anne. I saved your stuff.

Except your bed. And your blankets.

And your pillow, pencils, T-shirts, hairbrush.

Just how long till it's fixed?

Well, gotta find the leak, then patch it up good.

Oh, let me help!

Oh, no, ya don't!

This here's river water.

No tellin' what creepy critters are swimmin' around.

Uh, so where am I gonna sleep?

Well, the living room ain't no palace, but the couch is comfy.

Uh, hello! Bleh!

Anne can bunk with me in my room. How fun will that be?

Roommates? Heck yeah!

I don't know.

Bein' friends is one thing, but roommates?

Ya think ya know someone until they're in your space and you're in theirs,

and ya can't stand how they whistle all the time,

and they complain whenever ya clean your web crusties out.

Yes, I have to do it in our room!

It has the best lighting!

My point is--

And they're gone.

Mark my words though.

No good will come of this.

No good at all.

Here we have it.

Whoa.

Awesome digs, Sprig.

Thanks. I'll give you the grand tour.

Let's start with the crown jewels.

Oh, cool. A doll collection.

[chuckles] No.

[grunting] These are my action figures of the Great Battle of--

[Anne] Incoming!

Oh, sorry, dude. What was that?

What? Haven't you ever had a pillow fight before--

Heads up! Oh, it's on!

[both laughing]

It's fun 'cause it doesn't hurt!

Ow! [laughs]

Oops! Just gonna move General Bogbreath

safely over here.

Yeah, gotta keep that doll out of harms way-- Ooh!

Time in!

[both laughing]

So, Sprig, would you rather sweat melted cheese or always smell like skunk?

Uh, sweat melted cheese.

Frogs don't sweat, so I'd be cheese-free.

Frogs don't sweat? Uh, jealous! Okay, next question. Sprig?

[snoring] Psst! Sprig? Sprig?

Sprig? Sprig, Sprig, Sprig. Hey, Sprig!

[gasps] You awake?

Oh, yeah, totally. Okay, good. So, next question.

[crickets chirping]

Mm! Uh! Melting.

Ah, better.

Uh, freezing. [yawns]

Rise and shine, sleepyheads! Ya missed breakfast!

[both groaning]

Go away.

First time I've ever seen you sleep in so late. What gives?

I froze solid in the night and finally just thawed.

What? It was like a swamp sauna in here.

Maybe Sprig just needs another blanket.

Or maybe Anne needs fewer blankets.

Or maybe...

The couch is still free in case there's trouble in paradise.

No way. Pssh. It's no trouble.

Yeah. We're the best roommates in the history of roommates.

[together] Spranne against the world!

After you, best roomie.

Why, thank you, also best roomie.

Hmm.

They're gonna eat each other alive.

Oh, absolutely.

[crunching]

[crunching]

[croaking]

[croaking]

Bleh!

[crunching]

[grunting]

Ew.

Whoa!

[both chuckling]

Uh, is that my shirt?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hey, Hop Pop. How much longer, ya think? Tonight?

Not a chance.

Oh, let me help, let me help!

You know my underwater sight is better than yours.

Eh? Eh?

That's a bunch of malarkey! My eyesight's fine!

Who's that, Sprig?

Anyway, don't you have chores to do?

[groans]

Hey, Hop Pop, what's the ETA on things down here?

Not that I'm in a hurry to move back in or whatever.

What? I'm just curious.

A girl can't ask about her flooded makeshift bedroom without getting grilled?

Sheesh.

[both grunt]

[scoffs, yawns]

Wow, what a long day.

Goin' straight to bed,

if I, uh, can get there without tripping over all these dirty clothes.

I think it's your wet towels on the ground that'll get in your way.

I can leave my towels on the floor of my room.

-What was that? -Oh, nothing, best roomie.

Anyways, good night.

Hmph.

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

Oh.

Hey, Sprig, would you rather have a splinter you could never get out

or get bit by a giant mosquito once a day forever?

[grunts]

Hey, Sprig. What, Anne?

-Pillow fight! -No, wait, stop! Aaah!

Oh, no! Y-Your doll-- Uh, I mean, action figure.

Spranne against the world. Right?

I have to go to the bathroom.

[sighs] How is it still so hot in here?

Where's that darn leak?

Come on! Come on!

[inhales]

Oh, that leak has got to be around here somewhere.

I know, right?

[gasps] [gasps] What are you doing here?

I was, uh, uh, feeling like a nighttime swim.

What are you doing here?

Nighttime swim. As well.

[together] You came down here to fix the leak!

Yeah, well, so did you!

I knew it! You just couldn't wait to move out!

And you just couldn't wait to get rid of me!

If you wanted me gone, you should have just said so-- Aah!

Anne? Anne!

Anne! Anne! Anne! Something's got my leg!

Hang on. I'm coming.

Sprig!

[growling]

Aaah!

[grunting]

[both gasping]

River lampreys! What are we gonna do?

They're too fast. We can't fight them underwater.

Huh. Hey, Sprig. You set 'em up...

You knock 'em down.

Come on, come on.

[grunts]

Backhand!

Had enough, river losers?

There's more where that came from.

[shrieking]

What the heck's going on down here?

Some of us are trying to sleep!

[both scream]

Oh, uh, hi, Hop Pop.

So, roommate thing didn't work out, huh?

[both sigh] Not really.

I just couldn't live with him!

The wet towels, the heat, the humidity.

The web crusties. Uhhh!

The loud snacking. The freezing cold.

Lights on at all hours.

Guess Spranne really is a bust.

Yeah. Why?

Because you're finally talking?

Sharing a room doesn't make you friends.

Being honest with each other does.

In fact, if you ask me,

you're better friends now than you were before.

Of course we are!

Yes! Spranne is back and better than before!

[both laughing]

Aw, how sweet.

So where's Anne gonna sleep then?

Not with me. My bucket's for one.

[wind whistling]

[sighs]

Here you go. Some super-loud snacks you can munch on.

Aw, thanks, Sprig.

No problem. Anything else I can get ya?

All good. See you in the a.m.

Okay. Good night.

[sighs]

[clock ticking]

[sighs]

[Sprig] So, Anne, would you rather smell like rotten eggs

or have hiccups every day for the rest of your life?

Oh, good one.

I think I'd...

Didn't anyone fix the leak?

[crickets chirping]