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[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

[buzzing]

[small band playing up-tempo song]

Good night, you frogs.

See you in the morrow.

Oi!

[laughing]

[humming] [accordion plays]

[loud rustling]

Hello?

[wind blowing]

[whimpers] What's that?

[whimpers]

[gasps] No, no, no, no!

[screaming, echoes]

[screeches]

Whoa.

Mmm.

Aaah! Huh?

[laughing]

Ho. Ho.

All right, kids. I'm gonna do a little shoppin'.

You watch the cart. You got it, Hop Pop.

I'll defend this cart with my life!

Sprig, I was talking to Polly.

What? Polly's a baby. You're a baby!

Polly's got more responsibility in her little flipper

than you have in your entire body.

Ridiculous. What makes you think I'm irresponsible?

Oh, gee. Let me think.

Oops.

[roaring] [screams]

[Hop Pop] Sprig, what did I tell you about leaving the lights on?

[all screaming]

Okay. So yesterday was a bad day.

Mm-hmm.

[grunts] Polly, make sure Sprig stays in the cart.

Well, how do you do, Mrs. Jonkins?

[sighs] Wish there was a way to prove I'm not such a goof-up.

[screaming]

Monster!

Th-There's a monster in the woods! I seen it. I seen it.

Now, simmer down, Wally.

Just tell us what you saw.

Oh, it was horrifying.

It had a huge head, a weird, stubby bump right in the middle of its face,

and long, spindly legs!

[gasping] Obscene!

We better catch this beast before it hurts somebody.

Because for Mayor Toadstool, your safety comes first.

[applauding] Well, it's the responsible thing to do.

-Responsible. -Responsible. Responsible.

Polly, I just had a great idea.

I am going to catch that beast and save the town.

Stop right there!

Hop Pop said that you had to stay in the cart.

You know you can't take me!

[grunts] Oh, oh, Polly, look.

Candy! [blows raspberry]

Bribe accepted!

Let the monster hunt begin!

[echoing] Don't die!

[gasps]

Seems like the beast roams these parts.

Probably a good place to-- Aaah!

[groaning] Huh?

[panting]

Caught ya. Thought you got the best of ol' Anne, eh?

Well, you didn't. [chuckles]

[gasps] Giant head, spindly limbs, face bumps.

-[sniffs] -The beast!

Stop following me.

I have bad news for you, beast.

I taste terrible.

Ew. I am not gonna eat you.

You tried to eat Wally.

I tried to ask "Wally" for help.

He ran off screaming the second he saw me.

That does sound like Wally.

[roaring]

It's coming back. What is?

-[grunts] -Where are you going?

[roaring] [grunting]

[shouts, grunts]

[munching] Huh?

[shouts]

[grunts]

-Oh! Here we go. -[pants]

[pants]

[growling]

[sighing loudly]

You-- You saved me.

You're not a beast at all. You're a hero.

An ugly, ugly, ugly hero.

Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

Ha! You're not gonna eat me.

-You got a name, stranger? -My name's Anne.

Anne Boonchuy.

I'm Sprig Planter. Put 'er there.

Uh... okay.

Uh... so, your hand just barfed on my hand.

[gurgling]

[sighs] Okay, Sprig. You got anything to eat?

Sure do.

Things that aren't bugs?

No bugs, eh? Blah.

Mmm. We'll have to hunt around a bit.

Come on. Follow me.

How do I know I can trust you?

What?

Does this look like a face that could deceive you?

[laughs] Yeah, I guess not.

Well, then come on. Chow time. Whoa!

[humming] Huh?

Now, when I say "kill," you say "it."

Kill! It!

Kill. It!

Heh. Another day, another mob.

Come on, kids, time to-- What the--

I don't have a candy problem! You have a candy problem!

Polly, where's Sprig?

Uh, something-something monster, something-something woods.

Oh, if your boy went into the woods, he's as good as eaten.

That beast will devour everything in its path.

Not on my watch!

Hang in there, boy!

Hop Pop's a-comin'!

[angry shouting] Harvest the toenails for medicinal purposes!

Hey, this is pretty good. Mm-hmm.

So, first question:

What the heck are you, and where did you come from?

I'm a human being, and I come from...

another world! [echoing]

Either that, or this is a dream.

Wow. Do you know how you got here?

Nope. One minute I was in my world, and the next thing I knew, I was here.

I don't know how to get home,

or if I even can go home.

So, yup, that's my story.

How 'bout you? What were you doing in the woods?

Proving that I'm responsible.

Oh, yeah? How?

Uh...

There they are!

-Here come our boys. -What? Stay away from me!

No! You guys got it all wrong.

Get her! Ha-ha! Yeah!

Ha-ha! You caught the monster.

Sprig, I'm impressed.

Dude, what the heck? You set me up?

-I thought we were connecting! -No, no, no! This wasn't my plan.

[monster roaring]

[gasping]

Hurry! Everyone!

Mantis formation!

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Hyah! [karate yell]

[squeaking]

We scared it off! We have power!

Nope. That scared it off. Yeah, that makes more sense.

[screeching] [screaming]

It's gonna eat our guts!

No! Huh?

What is this, another trick?

I'll distract that thing. You get out of here.

[shouts]

Hey! Ha-ha! Oops.

[shrieking]

Aaah!

[grunting]

Do something!

Oh, right. On it. Here we go.

[grunting]

Round.

Loop.

[shrieks]

[all gasping] It's down!

[together] We did it!

Up top.

Oh, boy. That's gross.

Well, now that that's settled,

what the heck are we gonna do with this thing?

Maybe we oughta run it out of town just to be safe.

Let it be someone else's problem.

[angry shouting]

Stop right there! She's not a monster.

She's just lost and needs our help.

We should take care of her.

Are you crazy?

Yeah. What if it goes nutty tomorrow and starts eating people?

Not gonna happen, buddy.

Don't worry yourselves silly.

I'll keep an eye on 'em, both of 'em.

Hmm. Have it your way, Hopediah Planter, but I don't like it.

All right, boys. Pack it in.

[grumbling] You know, this thing tastes really great with butter.

Looks like I'm back to causing trouble for the family again, huh?

Trouble? Sprig, standing up to that angry mob to help this creature out

was some of the bravest and most responsible stuff I've ever seen.

That was pretty cool, Sprig.

It was also really dumb!

Yes, really, really dumb.

[gasps] You think I'm responsible?

Well, yeah. I mean, just this one time.

Yes! Whoo-hoo! Well, don't get carried away.

Big win! Welp, this has been great.

But just give me a map. I gotta find my way out of this kooky place.

Oh, a map won't be enough.

This here valley is surrounded by mountains that are impenetrable this time of year.

It should clear up in a couple of months.

But until then, you try to cross those mountains-- You will die.

Are you telling me I'm stuck in this crazy place for two months?

Where am I gonna stay?

[switch clicks] All righty. Kitchen's upstairs.

Breakfast at sunrise, sharp.

Okay. Thanks, dude.

Hey! Gettin' comfy? [grunts]

Brought some toys to keep you company. I'm too old for these.

Oh, except for this one. Oh, and this one.

Oops. This one too. Sorry. This one as well.

I'm glad you're livin' with us, monster.

Yeah, me too, weird little frog boy.

Okay. Good night. Sleep tight.

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Seriously, they can drain a body in seconds.

Ew!

[inhales, blows]

Come on, come on.

[sighs] Looks like I'm gonna be here for a while.