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"Emily and Myrf forever!"
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Relatives and friends, we
gathered with you today
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to celebrate the union
between Emily and Myrf.
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Are you sure that
we will not ... interfere?
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Do not be afraid.
I took action.
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And it's a great honor for me
tie Emily and Myrf
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bonds of the most sacred of traditions.
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Protest!
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Almost all wedding traditions -
empty and wasteful window dressing.
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Adam, we have no time.
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Actually there is.
I provided it in the program.
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The class. Hello, I'm Adam
Conover and this "Adam spoils everything"! 13
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Not. Not this time!
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All right, my engagement,
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but I dreamed about this day
all life.
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Here are my friends.
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And very old-fashioned parents.
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We are proud of you, son.
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Although would prefer
Catholic priest, but ...
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This is a tradition, Adam.
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Wedding, ceremony, cake.
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Symbols of true love.
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No, these traditions mean
only one thing is money.
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And at this ceremony parasitic
industry, dreaming you shod.
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But weddings have always been like this!
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And no again.
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Once american weddingsheld informally:
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Doma or community events
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like barn erections
or peeling corn.
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I declare you a husband and a genre.
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You can screw the maize.
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Nice try, Adam,
but this is not a real wedding.
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She's not even in white.
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I mean, not a virgin.
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No, chump!
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We are simply not rich.
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White cloth at the time was
almost impossible to wash
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and in a white dress it was possible
exit only once.
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Golytbe beyond their means.
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We need dresses for life.
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On brown dirt is not visible.
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brides began to imitate me
splashing eyes.
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But even then it was
exclusively rich.
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She thinks she is better,
she has more than one dress.
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And more than one lung.
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Even the white cakes were
exclusively bragging.
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White sugar was worth its weight in gold
all the same, that is tsatski.
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The cake is white, like all my friends!
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Emily has a white dress,
and we are not rich.
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Not. But scatter
money as rich. 53
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This is Vicki Howard, author
"Corporation Brides"
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and expert
on the commercialization of weddings.
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Before weddings were easier.
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But the magazines convinced the brides
that the wedding should be rich
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creating industry from not
wedding related items
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like table silver,
gifts for home,
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and even the first wedding dresses.
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And all this - in the most
the hungry years of America.
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The whole industry was born.
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And the cost of the wedding
beats all new records.
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Give back.
Listen ... 65
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And it costs money.
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We are not deceiving anyone.
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Oh no. That is what you are doing.
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Wedding industry
systematically robs newlyweds
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just because it can.
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In one experiment, most
flower shops
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photographers ...
u, and pastry shops ...
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Roll the lip!
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Requested for a wedding more
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than a birthday
the same scale.
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Called the "wedding price tag."
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That is, everything that you ordered
Ashley - rip off. 78
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Wow.
How does it get away with them?
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This is waste
so settled in culture
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what if you refuse
ancestors psihanut.
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Murf, where are the floral arrangements?
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On the tables should be
flower arrangements!
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Mom, it's two hundred more expensive.
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Don't break mom's heart.
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Let Ashley use
Discovery card.
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Well, maybe this expensive
hard labor will strengthen our relationship?
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Sorry, sun.
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At Emory University
have discovered
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that the more expensive the weddingthe higher the chance of divorce.
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How do you know?
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So ...
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... was my bachelorette party.
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Yes, zashib.
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But he is right.
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All these paid organizers
before the lights, we run away or not.
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Not true.
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I am very attached to ...
Emily and Smurf.
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Map Discover failed.
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Use AmEx?
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Easy, myrf.
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You have a holiday!
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You have a holiday!
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Do not freak out at your own wedding!
Let even ugrohaesh bunch ...
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- All is well?
- Oh yeah. It is easier for him to think so.
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Not. Not today, Conover!
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I understood what lesson you
want to present.
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Well, tell me.
I love to learn.
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Per century of permanent advertising
we forgot the most important thing.
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The main thing - not money or gifts
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or density festive
tablecloths.
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Love is the main thing.
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Today we proclaim with you
your eternal immortal love.
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That's what the weddings were for.
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And I want exactly
it was the main thing for us.
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I love you, Emily.
And I will always love.
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Oh, honey!
I love you too.
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Well, Adam.The protest is removed?
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God, I'd love to, but ...
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according to science your feelings
will almost certainly change.
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Tell me more?
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Be so kind! If you please!
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Well, friends, it's a long time.
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We can start eating.
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And we finish the ceremony
later. Okay? Thank.
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Myrf, you're the perfect son.
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And you, Emily, are the perfect daughter-in-law.
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Your love will never fade away.
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Let him try.
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Watch me.
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For the young.
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How much responsibility!
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True strange that society
obsessed with eternal love? 135
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Photographer need more
200 shots with a rose.
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Thank God.
Have fun!
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Valim, we bring down.
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Adam, well, you can not spoil
love. Are you kidding me?
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This is how to spoil ...
I do not know ... love!
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In life, nothing is more important.
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Yes. In America, actually reigns
cult of romantic love.
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"In the name of Meg and Ryan"
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"And Billy and Crystal"
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"To me, please, the same
as her. "
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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We make films about it.
We write poems.
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"Love" - the most common
word in song titles. 149
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Not counting the official words.
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Don't be such an Adam.
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But almost all previous
generations
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considered love
a glimpse
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unrelated to marriage.
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Once love for a spouse even
considered strange and irresponsible.
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In the II century, the Roman politician
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was expelled from the Senate
for his wife's public kiss.
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Does he love his wife? How low!
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So. Who with me in an orgy?
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A famous treatise
XII century read:
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"Between husband and wife
there is no place for love. ”
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And do not forget BenjaminFranklin, who said:
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"Love, being only passion,
doomed to transience. "
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Wow! Ben franklin
at my wedding!
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Sir, what else can you tell
about your amazing life?
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Well, recently in my basement
found more than a dozen skeletons.
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Mysterious origin.
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He has no invitation! Yes.
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So, grandfather.
To the exit.
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Wait, why
their opinion was love?
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Love was frivolity
distracting from the true essence of marriage.
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Meet Stephanie Kunz.
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Professor of History at CollegeEvergreen
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literally
who wrote a book about it.
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For thousands of years marriage served
goals of politics and economics,
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military negotiations
replenish the number of workers.
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And it was considered unthinkable to rely
in such an important matter of love.
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But about 200 years has become
spread the view
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what young people should
decide for yourself
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and need to let them
be guided by love.
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Sounds ... better.
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Yes, but the current presentation
about love is no less ridiculous.
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We treat her
too seriously. 184
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Family happiness is possible
only with a soul mate.
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Did he come up with "soul mates"?
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If desired, I created two
symbolic albatross.
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"The Legend of the Old Sailor"?
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Do not know?
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And we were led to this crap.
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And today dominant
love concept
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such that for everyone
somewhere there is the second half.
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The only perfect match.
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The notorious "the same."
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He is the same!
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Is she the same?
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They understood that
found each other. 198
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- The same one.
- The one.
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- That's her.
- It's him.
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He is the chosen one.
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Okay, this is from The Matrix.
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Damn, she's still cool!
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So, this idea -
sheer nonsense.
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Cinema Reflection
don't make the idea nonsense, okay?
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When I first saw Emily, I realized
that the halves exist.
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Wow. And it is not strange that
your half is so good
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lives 20 minutes away
and not, let's say ... in Moldova?
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- Not.
- Okay.
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Let's count.
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About half the population
Earth women
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mean to you
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living now on earth.
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And do you think the halves
recognized by the look, yes?
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Suppose you install in a day
eye contact with a dozen people.
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Multiply by 365 days a year
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and get 800 thousand years
in search of your half.
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You will meet her in one of
ten thousand lives.
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Damn you're the most depressive
accountant.
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It is not literal.
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This is a metaphor.
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So this metaphor
hurts your relationship.
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The study showed thatcouples who believe in "fate"
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and the "halves" break up before
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than believing in that relationship
must grow and change.
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I do not care.
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I'm sure we
with Emily halves.
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After all, when I see her ...
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I have butterflies in my stomach.
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My head is spinning.
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Just the thought of her driving you crazy.
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You describe the phenomenon
love or limention.
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Oh god
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What's the mean
Irish poem?
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Not. Limerence.
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Or ardent involuntary
reckless love.
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That is how I will love
Emily. Forever. 239
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It is established
that love lasts
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on average from one and a half
up to three years.
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Stop. You and Emily are dating
about three years now, right?
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You are jealous!
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Myrf, you and Emily are a cool couple.
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But our biggest
mistake with love
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this is fixing temporary
feelings of eternal union.
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The most durable relationship
couples who realize that love
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like all emotions can grow,
change, and sometimes even fade away.
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But I do not want her to fade away.
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Maybe not. But it is important to acceptwith this opportunity.
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Believe that love is eternal
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and butterflies will always be -
means to live with illusions.
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Realistic marriages
able to be resilient.
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Just get ready that
butterflies someday fly away.
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No no no no no!
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Back, stupid butterflies!
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Emily and I have something special!
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Myrf!
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Go here.
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Listen up Not scary if we don't
we will float in the clouds all our life.
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Our relationship is based
on something that is stronger
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some kind of leprechaunian nonsense.
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Yes, not Limerick, but limerition!
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I can not even say.
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What? Divorce?
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Do not say this at the wedding!
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Why? Divorce, divorce, divorce.
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This word should sound more often,
because divorce is good.
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Everything, I give the go-ahead to DJ,
until your friend has been ripped apart.
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On the money Benjamin, baby.
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Gone up!
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For muddy type from the 18th century
he has good taste.
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Adam, stop saying “divorce.”
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- Why?
- I do not know.
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Bad sign.
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Say thrice, will appear
Konyaka razvodyaka and umchit your wife. 278
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Who will the children stay with?
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Come on!
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Our fear is regarding
divorce is completely ridiculous.
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Wow! Photo booth!
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Politicians and media expose
divorce in this light
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as if his very existence
a threat to society.
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In the country where the most
talking about family values
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most divorces ...
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Social implications from
divorce worse than ever.
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Countless divorces ...
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Our society is crumbling
and our families are falling apart.
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God, society is doomed!
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Cannibalism will begin.
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Myrf, calm down.
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Divorce is not scary.
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On the contrary, it is useful.
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Seriously, man?
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Half of marriages waiting for a divorce.
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Oh, yes, everyone says so.
But this is not true.
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Look, there is dancing!
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If you count correctly,
divorce rate in the USA
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never exceeded 41%.
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And after the peak
in the late 70s - early 80s
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divorce rate is only reduced.
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So what? Does not matter
divorce is terrible.
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Why do you think so?
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It means the end
happy marriage.
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No he means the endunhappy marriage.
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And to simplify the procedure
divorce in the 70s
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people were captive
terrible relationship.
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Before for a divorce
both spouses were to appear.
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Husband wants to kill me.
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And where is your husband?
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Buys knives.
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Renouncement!
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And misconduct was necessary.
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Therefore, to disperse amicably
I had to lie to the judge.
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Who mocked whom?
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Heck. It's me.
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Pounced on him with scissors?
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Ok!
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Konyaka razvydyaka, start!
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Forward!
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And women suffered the most
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there was no reason
for a divorce.
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And they became hostages
home tyrants.
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But that all changed in 1969.
thanks to Ronald Reagan.
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Being the governor of California
I entered a divorce by agreement of the parties.
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Revolutionary innovation
much simpler
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opportunity to break up.
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Mr. Gorbachev,
break this marriage!
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The idea was adopted by other states
that according to some estimates
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reduced the number of women
suicides by 20%.
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That's why in the 70smore divorces.
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Not because society collapsed.
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because divorces
became available
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for those in them
really needed.
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Okay, but what about the kids?
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Children! They are bad
going through a divorce.
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Yes, for them it is not sugar.
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But you know what else is sugar?
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Disorder in the family.
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Listen, idiot! Established
constant quarrels of parents
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bad effect on children!
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Very often during family conflicts
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after divorce children
feel relieved!
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Stay. So here is our way out.
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I'll deal with the documents.
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- Until.
- Good luck, as they say.
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For some couples divorce -
right choice.
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It means freedom to them.
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This is an inalienable right.
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But an unsuccessful marriage means
that i'm a loser
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Life-long marriages.
- This is cool.
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But marriages are 10 or 5 years old,
even a few months
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can be beautiful
and they have something to appreciate.
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Do not brand them.
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Do you remember limerence?
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Feelings change, and listen,
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I hope your marriage will last
very very long.
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But if not,then the good news!
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You can get a divorce!
347
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,509
No no!
What the devil?
348
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:15,969
Don't you tell me i
I'll stop loving Emily or we'll divorce!
349
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You think I do not know?
350
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And it's scary to even think about it!
351
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:23,050
Not so should
be this day!
352
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,259
Adam, what have you done?
353
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:32,329
I'm sorry, I didn't figure out how much
he is bombarded by my truth.
354
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Yes. Okay, get away.
355
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,449
I know what to tell him.
356
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:37,599
Stand.
357
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,829
Before intimate conversation
I have the first dance.
358
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,769
So we have a break.
359
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,830
Here you are strict!
360
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,340
How is he there?
378 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,349
361
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:55,669
All is well.
362
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,179
No, it's not good.
363
00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:01,009
Because I am for months
was preparing the perfect wedding.
364
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:04,679
And instead: Love is a lie,
Ceremony - Nagibalovo,
365
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,019
and we all have a divorce.
366
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,730
The sun but me for everything
it doesn't give a damn.
367
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:13,599
I agreed to the ceremony and
dress and snacks from local farms
368
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because you wanted it.
369
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:18,109
But for me it is
the truth is not important.
370
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:20,369
I won't say that to me
it makes it easier.
371
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:25,120
Myrf, I really didn't think
that ever marry.
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The very thought of tying yourself
with someone for life 391
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But she met you.
374
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And you wanted it.
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I love you too.
376
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And I thought ... why not?
377
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Marriage is just a word.
378
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And one word is not
change our relationship.
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I hope so.
After all, I treasure them.
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And not because of one word
Do not worry so much.
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Myrf, this is a wonderful wedding.
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But we are crazy overestimate
significance of this day.
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You swear to the end of your days
feel the same to man.
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Roll up a huge darlinga holiday for all friends
385
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yes her and with a strange contract
about joint tax deduction.
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00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,369
That is, of course, traditions
387
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,669
but this tradition
out of control.
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00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:26,279
He's right.
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00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,269
It does not matter.
390
00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:32,049
Here ... that's what's important.
391
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And whatever happens,
we can handle it
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And now I'm just happy
that i have a favorite.
393
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Oh, you are made for each other.
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The protest is filmed,
I bless you!
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Yes, thank you, we will manage.
396
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:57,559
I, Emily, take you to husbands
and in sorrow and in joy.
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00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,859
Well ... within reason.
417 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,779
398
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:07,149
Surely longer
but decide closer to the point.
399
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:10,349
And I, Myrf, take you for a wife
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00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,389
and I don't know what will happen next
401
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,889
but now I love you so
I want to cry.
402
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:17,169
What I am doing.
403
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:20,289
I declare you husband and wife.
404
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:23,839
You can kiss ...
oh well, for the millionth time.
405
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,129
After all, we do not have the XIX century.
406
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,300
Of course, you already kissed.
407
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:32,870
Always sob when
verbal agreements.
408
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:40,419
A bit of cakeonomy
with trickle-down effect.
409
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,889
With trickle down effect?
410
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:43,919
Oh yes, everything is very simple.
411
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:48,059
We will make chocolate the mostthe top and end up
412
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,059
will get the lower layers.
413
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:52,559
And in appearance everything is left above.
414
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,339
No no no no.
He will surely leak.
415
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,250
A couple more decades.
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