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"Emily and Myrf forever!"

Relatives and friends, we gathered with you today

to celebrate the union between Emily and Myrf.

Are you sure that we will not ... interfere?

Do not be afraid. I took action.

And it's a great honor for me tie Emily and Myrf

bonds of the most sacred of traditions.

Protest!

Almost all wedding traditions - empty and wasteful window dressing.

Adam, we have no time.

Actually there is. I provided it in the program.

The class. Hello, I'm Adam Conover and this "Adam spoils everything"! 13

Not. Not this time!

All right, my engagement,

but I dreamed about this day all life.

Here are my friends.

And very old-fashioned parents.

We are proud of you, son.

Although would prefer Catholic priest, but ...

This is a tradition, Adam.

Wedding, ceremony, cake.

Symbols of true love.

No, these traditions mean only one thing is money.

And at this ceremony parasitic industry, dreaming you shod.

But weddings have always been like this!

And no again.

Once american weddingsheld informally:

Doma or community events

like barn erections or peeling corn.

I declare you a husband and a genre.

You can screw the maize.

Nice try, Adam, but this is not a real wedding.

She's not even in white.

I mean, not a virgin.

No, chump!

We are simply not rich.

White cloth at the time was almost impossible to wash

and in a white dress it was possible exit only once.

Golytbe beyond their means.

We need dresses for life.

On brown dirt is not visible.

brides began to imitate me splashing eyes.

But even then it was exclusively rich.

She thinks she is better, she has more than one dress.

And more than one lung.

Even the white cakes were exclusively bragging.

White sugar was worth its weight in gold all the same, that is tsatski.

The cake is white, like all my friends!

Emily has a white dress, and we are not rich.

Not. But scatter money as rich. 53

This is Vicki Howard, author "Corporation Brides"

and expert on the commercialization of weddings.

Before weddings were easier.

But the magazines convinced the brides that the wedding should be rich

creating industry from not wedding related items

like table silver, gifts for home,

and even the first wedding dresses.

And all this - in the most the hungry years of America.

The whole industry was born.

And the cost of the wedding beats all new records.

Give back. Listen ... 65

And it costs money.

We are not deceiving anyone.

Oh no. That is what you are doing.

Wedding industry systematically robs newlyweds

just because it can.

In one experiment, most flower shops

photographers ... u, and pastry shops ...

Roll the lip!

Requested for a wedding more

than a birthday the same scale.

Called the "wedding price tag."

That is, everything that you ordered Ashley - rip off. 78

Wow. How does it get away with them?

This is waste so settled in culture

what if you refuse ancestors psihanut.

Murf, where are the floral arrangements?

On the tables should be flower arrangements!

Mom, it's two hundred more expensive.

Don't break mom's heart.

Let Ashley use Discovery card.

Well, maybe this expensive hard labor will strengthen our relationship?

Sorry, sun.

At Emory University have discovered

that the more expensive the weddingthe higher the chance of divorce.

How do you know?

So ...

... was my bachelorette party.

Yes, zashib.

But he is right.

All these paid organizers before the lights, we run away or not.

Not true.

I am very attached to ... Emily and Smurf.

Map Discover failed.

Use AmEx?

Easy, myrf.

You have a holiday!

You have a holiday!

Do not freak out at your own wedding! Let even ugrohaesh bunch ...

- All is well? - Oh yeah. It is easier for him to think so.

Not. Not today, Conover!

I understood what lesson you want to present.

Well, tell me. I love to learn.

Per century of permanent advertising we forgot the most important thing.

The main thing - not money or gifts

or density festive tablecloths.

Love is the main thing.

Today we proclaim with you your eternal immortal love.

That's what the weddings were for.

And I want exactly it was the main thing for us.

I love you, Emily. And I will always love.

Oh, honey! I love you too.

Well, Adam.The protest is removed?

God, I'd love to, but ...

according to science your feelings will almost certainly change.

Tell me more?

Be so kind! If you please!

Well, friends, it's a long time.

We can start eating.

And we finish the ceremony later. Okay? Thank.

Myrf, you're the perfect son.

And you, Emily, are the perfect daughter-in-law.

Your love will never fade away.

Let him try.

Watch me.

For the young.

How much responsibility!

True strange that society obsessed with eternal love? 135

Photographer need more 200 shots with a rose.

Thank God. Have fun!

Valim, we bring down.

Adam, well, you can not spoil love. Are you kidding me?

This is how to spoil ... I do not know ... love!

In life, nothing is more important.

Yes. In America, actually reigns cult of romantic love.

"In the name of Meg and Ryan"

"And Billy and Crystal"

"To me, please, the same as her. "

- Amen. - Amen.

We make films about it. We write poems.

"Love" - ​​the most common word in song titles. 149

Not counting the official words.

Don't be such an Adam.

But almost all previous generations

considered love a glimpse

unrelated to marriage.

Once love for a spouse even considered strange and irresponsible.

In the II century, the Roman politician

was expelled from the Senate for his wife's public kiss.

Does he love his wife? How low!

So. Who with me in an orgy?

A famous treatise XII century read:

"Between husband and wife there is no place for love. ”

And do not forget BenjaminFranklin, who said:

"Love, being only passion, doomed to transience. "

Wow! Ben franklin at my wedding!

Sir, what else can you tell about your amazing life?

Well, recently in my basement found more than a dozen skeletons.

Mysterious origin.

He has no invitation! Yes.

So, grandfather. To the exit.

Wait, why their opinion was love?

Love was frivolity distracting from the true essence of marriage.

Meet Stephanie Kunz.

Professor of History at CollegeEvergreen

literally who wrote a book about it.

For thousands of years marriage served goals of politics and economics,

military negotiations replenish the number of workers.

And it was considered unthinkable to rely in such an important matter of love.

But about 200 years has become spread the view

what young people should decide for yourself

and need to let them be guided by love.

Sounds ... better.

Yes, but the current presentation about love is no less ridiculous.

We treat her too seriously. 184

Family happiness is possible only with a soul mate.

Did he come up with "soul mates"?

If desired, I created two symbolic albatross.

"The Legend of the Old Sailor"?

Do not know?

And we were led to this crap.

And today dominant love concept

such that for everyone somewhere there is the second half.

The only perfect match.

The notorious "the same."

He is the same!

Is she the same?

They understood that found each other. 198

- The same one. - The one.

- That's her. - It's him.

He is the chosen one.

Okay, this is from The Matrix.

Damn, she's still cool!

So, this idea - sheer nonsense.

Cinema Reflection don't make the idea nonsense, okay?

When I first saw Emily, I realized that the halves exist.

Wow. And it is not strange that your half is so good

lives 20 minutes away and not, let's say ... in Moldova?

- Not. - Okay.

Let's count.

About half the population Earth women

mean to you

living now on earth.

And do you think the halves recognized by the look, yes?

Suppose you install in a day eye contact with a dozen people.

Multiply by 365 days a year

and get 800 thousand years in search of your half.

You will meet her in one of ten thousand lives.

Damn you're the most depressive accountant.

It is not literal.

This is a metaphor.

So this metaphor hurts your relationship.

The study showed thatcouples who believe in "fate"

and the "halves" break up before

than believing in that relationship must grow and change.

I do not care.

I'm sure we with Emily halves.

After all, when I see her ...

I have butterflies in my stomach.

My head is spinning.

Just the thought of her driving you crazy.

You describe the phenomenon love or limention.

Oh god

What's the mean Irish poem?

Not. Limerence.

Or ardent involuntary reckless love.

That is how I will love Emily. Forever. 239

It is established that love lasts

on average from one and a half up to three years.

Stop. You and Emily are dating about three years now, right?

You are jealous!

Myrf, you and Emily are a cool couple.

But our biggest mistake with love

this is fixing temporary feelings of eternal union.

The most durable relationship couples who realize that love

like all emotions can grow, change, and sometimes even fade away.

But I do not want her to fade away.

Maybe not. But it is important to acceptwith this opportunity.

Believe that love is eternal

and butterflies will always be - means to live with illusions.

Realistic marriages able to be resilient.

Just get ready that butterflies someday fly away.

No no no no no!

Back, stupid butterflies!

Emily and I have something special!

Myrf!

Go here.

Listen up Not scary if we don't we will float in the clouds all our life.

Our relationship is based on something that is stronger

some kind of leprechaunian nonsense.

Yes, not Limerick, but limerition!

I can not even say.

What? Divorce?

Do not say this at the wedding!

Why? Divorce, divorce, divorce.

This word should sound more often, because divorce is good.

Everything, I give the go-ahead to DJ, until your friend has been ripped apart.

On the money Benjamin, baby.

Gone up!

For muddy type from the 18th century he has good taste.

Adam, stop saying “divorce.”

- Why? - I do not know.

Bad sign.

Say thrice, will appear Konyaka razvodyaka and umchit your wife. 278

Who will the children stay with?

Come on!

Our fear is regarding divorce is completely ridiculous.

Wow! Photo booth!

Politicians and media expose divorce in this light

as if his very existence a threat to society.

In the country where the most talking about family values

most divorces ...

Social implications from divorce worse than ever.

Countless divorces ...

Our society is crumbling and our families are falling apart.

God, society is doomed!

Cannibalism will begin.

Myrf, calm down.

Divorce is not scary.

On the contrary, it is useful.

Seriously, man?

Half of marriages waiting for a divorce.

Oh, yes, everyone says so. But this is not true.

Look, there is dancing!

If you count correctly, divorce rate in the USA

never exceeded 41%.

And after the peak in the late 70s - early 80s

divorce rate is only reduced.

So what? Does not matter divorce is terrible.

Why do you think so?

It means the end happy marriage.

No he means the endunhappy marriage.

And to simplify the procedure divorce in the 70s

people were captive terrible relationship.

Before for a divorce both spouses were to appear.

Husband wants to kill me.

And where is your husband?

Buys knives.

Renouncement!

And misconduct was necessary.

Therefore, to disperse amicably I had to lie to the judge.

Who mocked whom?

Heck. It's me.

Pounced on him with scissors?

Ok!

Konyaka razvydyaka, start!

Forward!

And women suffered the most

there was no reason for a divorce.

And they became hostages home tyrants.

But that all changed in 1969. thanks to Ronald Reagan.

Being the governor of California I entered a divorce by agreement of the parties.

Revolutionary innovation much simpler

opportunity to break up.

Mr. Gorbachev, break this marriage!

The idea was adopted by other states that according to some estimates

reduced the number of women suicides by 20%.

That's why in the 70smore divorces.

Not because society collapsed.

because divorces became available

for those in them really needed.

Okay, but what about the kids?

Children! They are bad going through a divorce.

Yes, for them it is not sugar.

But you know what else is sugar?

Disorder in the family.

Listen, idiot! Established constant quarrels of parents

bad effect on children!

Very often during family conflicts

after divorce children feel relieved!

Stay. So here is our way out.

I'll deal with the documents.

- Until. - Good luck, as they say.

For some couples divorce - right choice.

It means freedom to them.

This is an inalienable right.

But an unsuccessful marriage means that i'm a loser

Life-long marriages. - This is cool.

But marriages are 10 or 5 years old, even a few months

can be beautiful and they have something to appreciate.

Do not brand them.

Do you remember limerence?

Feelings change, and listen,

I hope your marriage will last very very long.

But if not,then the good news!

You can get a divorce!

No no! What the devil?

Don't you tell me i I'll stop loving Emily or we'll divorce!

You think I do not know?

And it's scary to even think about it!

Not so should be this day!

Adam, what have you done?

I'm sorry, I didn't figure out how much he is bombarded by my truth.

Yes. Okay, get away.

I know what to tell him.

Stand.

Before intimate conversation I have the first dance.

So we have a break.

Here you are strict!

How is he there?

All is well.

No, it's not good.

Because I am for months was preparing the perfect wedding.

And instead: Love is a lie, Ceremony - Nagibalovo,

and we all have a divorce.

The sun but me for everything it doesn't give a damn.

I agreed to the ceremony and dress and snacks from local farms

because you wanted it.

But for me it is the truth is not important.

I won't say that to me it makes it easier.

Myrf, I really didn't think that ever marry.

The very thought of tying yourself with someone for life 391

But she met you.

And you wanted it.

I love you too.

And I thought ... why not?

Marriage is just a word.

And one word is not change our relationship.

I hope so. After all, I treasure them.

And not because of one word Do not worry so much.

Myrf, this is a wonderful wedding.

But we are crazy overestimate significance of this day.

You swear to the end of your days feel the same to man.

Roll up a huge darlinga holiday for all friends

yes her and with a strange contract about joint tax deduction.

That is, of course, traditions

but this tradition out of control.

He's right.

It does not matter.

Here ... that's what's important.

And whatever happens, we can handle it

And now I'm just happy that i have a favorite.

Oh, you are made for each other.

The protest is filmed, I bless you!

Yes, thank you, we will manage.

I, Emily, take you to husbands and in sorrow and in joy.

Well ... within reason.

Surely longer but decide closer to the point.

And I, Myrf, take you for a wife

and I don't know what will happen next

but now I love you so I want to cry.

What I am doing.

I declare you husband and wife.

You can kiss ... oh well, for the millionth time.

After all, we do not have the XIX century.

Of course, you already kissed.

Always sob when verbal agreements.

A bit of cakeonomy with trickle-down effect.

With trickle down effect?

Oh yes, everything is very simple.

We will make chocolate the mostthe top and end up

will get the lower layers.

And in appearance everything is left above.

No no no no. He will surely leak.

A couple more decades.

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