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Here's a challenge. I want you Believe me I'm about to tell you.

Not just listening. Not only understand. But believe it.

It's a fact that you already you know it's true

It's a fact that you already you know it's true

but was never able to accept completely.

but was never able to accept completely.

What's this here:

You will die.

You - the person listening to meat this very moment - will die.

It's hard even imagine, no?

Try for a moment imagine how it doesn't exist.

It is impossible.

You are imagining darkness.

Negror

But there will be no blackness.

There will be no color because you will not will exist to be able to perceive it.

There will be no color because you will not will exist to be able to perceive it.

There will be no color because you will not will exist to be able to perceive it.

And your mind repudiate that notion.

She is unable to conceiveyour own nonexistence,

She is unable to conceive your own nonexistence,

that's why she concludes that she is impossible,

that's why she concludes that she is impossible,

that you will live forever.

Ms you will not go. Everything ends.

Every move slow down.

All heat becomes cold.

Life is a spring in entropy current,

Life is a spring in entropy current,

a brief chemical reaction that illuminates the darkness and then

a brief chemical reactionthat illuminates the darkness and then

when your strength is gone, dissipates back into nothingness.

As you will go one day.

Your body is a machine wonderful and intricate,

million systems. but fragile interconnected.

And as you get older, each of them begins to,

slowly but incessantly deteriorate and fail.

slowly but incessantly deteriorate and fail.

when one of them stops, one doctor can fix it,

but at some point there will be glitchestoo interconnected to pursue

and as a card dominion

your knuckles, your eyes, your heart, your lungs, your memory

your whole body will fail.

This goes to happen.

And as hard as it is to hear this True, it is essential that you accept it,

And as hard as it is to hear this True, it is essential that you accept it,

And as hard as it is to hear this True, it is essential that you accept it,

because every second when you deny it, 50

Segundo a second of your precious life and finite that you risk wasting.

Segundo a second of your precious life and finite that you risk wasting.

Segundo a second of your precious life and finite that you risk wasting.

So I will say again and this time

So I will say again and this time

try with all Forces believe me.

You - yes you - will die

and there's nothing that can do to prevent.

What about?

What the ...?!

Yes, it's a lot to a first date.

Yes, it's a lot to a first date.

maybe I don't would start there.

maybe I don't would start there.

And also any the hourglass?

And also any the hourglass?

You carry her around just for the dramatic effect?

You carry her around just for the dramatic effect?

I use when I cook Eggs too.

Kinda unneeded Really, I got it.

She arrived.

I think Haylie really can, forsome reason, maybe like you,

so settle down with this death toss.

Just ask if she prefers cats or dogs.

Just ask if she prefers cats or dogs.

I prefer turtles.

Keep things light. Tell the truth.

The terrible truth!

No! No!

Just ... don't be Yourself.

Be anyone else Not yourself.

I think I can do it.

Good luck.

Smile.

- Hi. - What's up?

Sorry I'm late. I hate when others are late.

Me too.

Yeah.

It's funny.

Joke.

I can't believe you're saying that, but maybe they can -

Oh my!

Well ... I warned you.

We cannot predict whether the Emily will come out of her coma someday.

I'm sorry.

My God. I I will die?

Of course, all of us Let's go someday.

Not even in a coma, I can escape from you.

Not even in a coma, I can escape from you.

I want to say now.

Sincerely I do not know.

But there is so muchI want to do.

I'm getting married in three months and I want to raise a family

and someday I really want to know UFC champion Ronda Rousey.

and someday I really want to know UFC champion Ronda Rousey.

and someday I really want to know UFC champion Ronda Rousey.

I do not want to die!

But you will.

Death is inevitable

and it is essential that You accept it.

No.

I don't, not this one Girl here.

I'll wake up from this coma, come back to my life, 117

Google is working on it.

This is an absurd fantasy.

People have tried to "cure" the death to millennia and it never worked.

People have tried to "cure" the death to millennia and it never worked.

People have tried to "cure" the death to millennia and it never worked.

In 210 BC, the first emperor of China was filled with what he thought they were

"pills of immortality".

They were mercury pills.

And in the 9th century, an alchemist who was trying to create a "portion of immortality",

made a small mistake.

This flammable powder will save millions of lives.

In fact, he invented the powder.

Thanks to your search for immortality, millions were shot dead.

Thanks to your search for immortality, millions were shot dead.

Thanks to your search for immortality, millions were shot dead.

Yeah, but we're more close to immortality now. 135

Look at the cryogenics.

I can freeze my body to may it be revived later.

I can freeze my body to may it be revived later.

This is clinically doubtful and depends on the Company that freezes you long enough.

There is the famous case of the Society Cryogenics of California,

There is the famous case of the Society Cryogenics of California,

that failed and failed keep customers frozen. 143

No ...

The bodies began to thaw and decompose.

The bodies began to thaw and decompose.

No, no, no ...

After some of the bodies disappeared and until today

After some of the bodies disappeared and until today

families don't know Where they went.

families don't know Where they went.

No, no, no, No, no!

Hey Pete, we still have that Isoporsion of putting beer? 154

and they believe that one day we'll make it

and they believe that one day we'll make it

upload brain to a computer.

This is ridiculous. To start, your brain is a physical organ.

How can you say that you could raise your liver to a computer.

How can you say that you could raise your liver to a computer.

How can you say that you couldraise your liver to a computer.

And secondly, even that you could,

your conscience would not tele carry to the computer.

your conscience would not tele carry to the computer.

You would have just created a simulation Virtual needs yourself.

You would have just created a simulation Virtual needs yourself.

You would have just created a simulation Virtual needs yourself.

Ah, eternal life!

Ah, eternal life!

Wait! I stillI'm dying!

Wait! I still I'm dying!

I still I'm here!

It doesn't work like this.

In practice, I'm just a kind of crab.

What a crap!

We were never able to stop death and we never will be.

We were never able to stop death and we never will be.

OK, you won. I I'm going to die ... one day.

But...

Why have what to be today?

I'm sorry. Let I try to cheer you up.

You know, I usually do it shopping when you're depressed.

It seems to be agood distraction.

Let's buy coffins!

It would never happen with Ronda Rousey.

It would never happen with Ronda Rousey.

As it must have been your last words?

Probably "oops!" or "ouch!"

The concept of "last words" It's as silly as the rest of it.

What? Are you trying ruin funerals?

What? Are you trying ruin funerals?

And as soon as people express mourning.

Yeah.

And that's why It's so tragic that

the funeral industry explores thesenecessarily mourning to make a big profit.

the funeral industry explores these necessarily mourning to make a big profit.

the funeral industry explores these necessarily mourning to make a big profit.

For example, the process expensive and useless to embalm,

For example, the process expensive and useless to embalm,

that became popular from the Civil War.

that became popular from the Civil War.

After Lincoln was assassinated, the government paraded his corpse across the country 203

but that's not the lesson people got it out of it.

Noooo. Abe died ago weeks and still looks top.

Really. Really good people who can be filled with formaldehyde.

But for us not to we can have the bodies displayed,

But for us not to we can have the bodies displayed,

embalming It makes no sense.

To preserve a body that will you be buried in the ground?

To preserve a body that will you be buried in the ground? 212

The plan is not justified mind decompose?

The plan is not justified mind decompose?

Excuse me. embalming I give dignity to the deceased.

Excuse me. embalming I give dignity to the deceased.

Excuse me. embalming I give dignity to the deceased.

That. It's respectful.

Respectful? How do you think what is embalming?

Respectful? How do you think what is embalming?

Like a day at the spa.

For a corpse ...

Embalming is the least respected thing so we could do to a body.

Embalming is the least respected thing so we could do to a body.

Embalming is the least respected thing so we could do to a body.

First the jaw It is sewn with wire.

The eyes are closed with glue.

Internal organs are perforated

and drained through a hole in the abdomen.

and drained through a hole in the abdomen. 232

After that, they pump formaldehyde in the arteries

and line the cavities tions with cotton.

and line the cavities tions with cotton.

OK, stop!

Enough, enough, enough.

I don't wanna puke on front of a corpse.

I don't wanna puke on front of a corpse.

Fair.

But this whole process It's a waste of time,

But this whole process It's a waste of time,

because despite the funeral directors tell their vulnerable customers ... 244

AND...

He keeps the body Safe and hygienic.

He keeps the body Safe and hygienic.

None of this is true.

Cooling is cheaper and so efficient as embalming.

Cooling is cheaper and so efficient as embalming.

The World Health Organization claims that corpses

The World Health Organization claims that corpses

practically do not represent no risk to the living. 254

completely safe touch them. Look!

Adam!

This is weird.

Yes, but it's safe, which is ironic, since formaldehyde is not safe.

Yes, but it's safe, which is ironic, since formaldehyde is not safe.

Yes, but it's safe, which is ironic, since formaldehyde is not safe.

He is cancerous.

Because still do we do this

One reason: these guys make a fortune like that.

Let's not talk both of the body.

Let's not talkboth of the body.

Let's talk about how beautiful this coffin .

Let's talk about how beautiful this coffin .

It's better that it be really beautiful.

It's one of the most expensive things that you will compare.

It's one of the most expensive things that you will compare.

Funeral agencies even charge more than ten thousand dollars for a coffin.

Funeral agencies even charge more than ten thousand dollars for a coffin.

The lid is titanium, it is coated with mink and comes with free wifi. 274

The lid is titanium, it is coated with mink and comes with free wifi.

What your grandpa would have chosen.

You have options cheaper?

Well, for those who they didn't love grandma,

we have the model "My Ente Dear deserved to die. "

You have to decide soon. The funeral is tomorrow.

Grandpa would want the wifi.

I'm sorry for your loss.

It would still be buried with ten thousand in cash. 284

But it's good to support the local trade.

Actually a lot of "local" funerals

belong to a mega- corporation called SCI

who buys small businesses and keeps the old name so that no one notices.

They are a machine to make money.

They should not win so much money like that.

They should not win so much money like that.

Well, maybe it's worth quoting the director SCI Financial Officer Aaron Foley, 293

who told investors "we are even a money machine ".

But what is the alternative?

Just throw the bodies in a pile and charge entrance for people to see?

Not exactly.

You could choose be cremated,

but another option even better It is the natural burial.

but another option even better It is the natural burial.

Who are you? Is it an acenstral? Are you my spiritual guide?

Who are you? Is it an acenstral?Are you my spiritual guide?

No, Emily, this Caitlin Doughty,

No, Emily, this Caitlin Doughty,

she is funeral director and supporter of natural burial.

In the natural burial, we open a hole in the ground

and we put the wrapped body in a shroud.

No embalming, no metal caskets heavy, no concrete boxes on top.

Is it safe?

It is completely safe.

Humans have been burying their dead that way tens of thousands of years ago. 312

Humans have been burying their dead that way tens of thousands of years ago.

But when the industry of funerals began,

But when the industry of funerals began,

they made the decisions from the families of the deceased.

they made the decisions from the families of the deceased.

I think my job as a funeral director

should make it easier for the customer to assume control when death came. 320

You can engage the maximum or as little as you like,

You can engage the maximum or as little as you like,

but it's a very intimate and beautiful way to Say goodbye to someone you love.

This is pretty cool.

Thank you, Caitlin.

You know, I think That's what I want.

You know, I think That's what I want.

How nice. But you don't will have one of these.

How nice. But you don't will have one of these.

See?

Murph will probably get into debt paying a common funeral for you.

What the hell.

Because you didn't plan it all respect of your death is going to suck

And I'll explain why right after the break.

I know I'm dying, but even So you are the worst part of my day.

I know I'm dying, but even So you are the worst part of my day. 338

He is so distressed.

Death is so hard!

Yes. That's why it's important you accept that one day

Yes. That's why it's important you accept that one day

You will grow old and die.

If not, you end up doing bad medical choices.

If not, you end up doing bad medical choices.

If not, you end up doing bad medical choices.

I thought your productgrass was comedy ...

I thought your product grass was comedy ...

The line between the comedy and the drama is becoming increasingly faint.

The line between the comedy and the drama is becoming increasingly faint.

The line between the comedy and the drama is becoming increasingly faint.

For example, if you -

Play ahead.

Belezinha!

Hi Adam. I was wondering when you would show up.

Emily, this is Dr. Bud Hammes.

He is the Respect Director of Choices of the Gundersen Health Plan. 358

Basically, it helps doctors to convert contact their patients about death.

I'm glad you came. I I have a story to tell.

Ah, this is mine favorite book!

About how I have c tenhon- prostate wax and hill.

About how I have c tenhon- prostate wax and hill.

- You know, one in seven Americans develop prostate cancer. - Prostate cancer. 365

- You know, one in seven Americans develop prostate cancer. - Prostate cancer.

I know. You say all this time we go out together.

I know. You say all this time we go out together.

You wrote a book about your own death?

You wrote a book about your own death?

Help in explaining.

There for us, Bud?

I would love to read it to you guys.

Here's the problem.

Patients and doctors mind don't talk

about the moment the burden of treatment

about the moment the burden of treatment

becomes bigger than the benefit it brings.

becomes bigger than the benefit it brings.

If you can't face it this conversation with your doctor,

you may end up going after of useless treatments

you may end up going after of useless treatments

that hardly helpto prolong your life

and make their last moments quite uncomfortable.

Mr. Conover, the cancer has spread.

Mr. Conover, the cancer has spread.

I think it's time to discuss -

I do not want to know!

I'm a fight pain, damn it!

Give me all the substances dangerous you have!

Where's the medicine? Give me!

Where's the medicine? Give me!

I'm gonna live forever!

BALLOONS WASTE HELP

Because I did not accept the truthof, I died in a hospital,

semiconscious and feeling a lot of pain,

being able to choose to die at home with my family.

being able to choose to die at home with my family.

being able to choose to die at home with my family.

Adam, I think I am that I'm telling this story.

Adam, I think I am that I'm telling this story.

Excuse. What I know by heart.

Excuse. What I know by heart. 405

Emily, now is the time to make these plans for future treatment decisions.

Emily, now is the time to make these plans for future treatment decisions.

Emily, now is the time to make these plans for future treatment decisions.

Time to talk to your family about their values,

Time to talk to your family about their values,

your preferences and goals,

so they don't haveto guess

when they have to make decisions for you.

I'm not Worried

My fiance Murph sa- I would know what I want.

My fiance Murph sa- I would know what I want.

This is a perspective understandable.

This is a perspective understandable.

Many people think so.

But the studies They are very clear.

When families we don't have this conversation,

When families we don't have this conversation,

relatives are no better than strangers to make these decisions. 424

relatives are no better than strangers to make these decisions.

They end up kicking.

And that may be fine It's hard for them.

Dad wouldn't want to die. Let's pull the plug.

Dad wouldn't want to die. Let's pull the plug.

I feel very guilty in letting him die.

I feel very guilty in letting him die.

Leave him in the tube forever!

I think we shouldtwist it. It is the most efficient method.

Sometimes the conflict is so severe

that I believe that families Do not talk to each other again.

that I believe that families Do not talk to each other again.

But this is a conversation so hard to have.

But this is a conversation so hard to have.

I mean...

I wouldn't even know where to start.

I wouldn't even know where to start.

Emily, there are three simple questions. that everyone should consider.

Emily, there are three simple questions.that everyone should consider.

Emily, there are three simple questions. that everyone should consider.

The first one is, if you can't make your own decisions,

The first one is, if you can't make your own decisions,

who should take them in your place?

who should take them in your place?

Children, if I get so sick that cannot decide on the treatment,

Children, if I get so sick that cannot decide on the treatment,

Children, if I get so sick thatcannot decide on the treatment,

I wish your mother Haylie make the decisions.

I wish your mother Haylie make the decisions.

You married with Haylie?

my book, I write just the way you want it.

my book, I write just the way you want it.

The second is if you suffer a severe and permanent brain injury,

how bad it would have to be for change your treatment goals?

how bad it would have to be for change your treatment goals? 460

Well, I wouldn't want to be kept live after brain death,

that there might be My current state.

that there might be My current state.

The third question is: do you have some value or deep belief

that may influence decisions doctors to take?

I don't know, these questions are hard to answer on the spot.

You're right, Emily, they They are difficult to answer.

That's why in LaCrosse, Wisconsin,

we decided to contact all patients

we decided to contact all patients

and offer them the opportunity to do this planning.

So your families will have the conviction that they made the right choices.

So your families will have the conviction that they made the right choices.

Did you talk something So with Murph?

No, I never thought about it until today.

Well, the decision is yours.

I do not know what to do.

I do not know what She would like. 479

Death will always be a terrible loss, but if you can accept that it is inevitable,

Death will always be a terrible loss, but if you can accept that it is inevitable,

Death will always be a terrible loss, but if you can accept that it is inevitable,

the whole process It gets a lot easier.

the whole process It gets a lot easier.

I know. I know what I want.

I know what I want now.

I will die.

I did not want it was now,

but ... it will be.

I don't want to be unconscious about a hospital bed forever

I don't want to be unconscious about a hospital bed forever

And if I leave the decision to Murph, no matter what he chooses,

he will never think that made the right choice.

- I don't know, Em - - It's all right. I'm fine.

It's the right thing.

It was fun, Adam.

Truth?

More than me I like to admit it.

OK.

OK.

Looks like Emily decided for you.

I'm sorry.

My God.

Today I was going to doa surprise

and take her to an event from Ronda Rousey.

and take her to an event from Ronda Rousey.

Wait, how are you?

Event with Rounda Rousey ?!

My God. She woke up!

My God. She woke up!

Emily, you are alive!

I love you so much.

I love you.

I love you too.

I came as soon as I could.

Haylie

Good, you wake up--

Oh my!

Died.

We're here to celebrate Haylie's life. "You will show me the way of life."

We're here to celebrate Haylie's life."You will show me the way of life."

"In your presence are the fullness of love ".

"In your mercy, for all that God-- "

"In your mercy, for all that God-- "

Funerals are a waste!

No, I don't I'm sad.

I'm spreading the truth is the masses.

I'm spreading the truth is the masses.

This casket is too expensive!

the profit margin insane, a blow!

the profit margin insane, a blow!

Adam, stop, OK?

Adam, stop, OK?

It's okay to mourn.

There must be something I can Learn to make it better.

I don't think so.

I'm scared.

And all that talk to accept death?

He won't let her less scary.

He won't let her less scary.

Don't-- Don't the slightest sense.

Don't-- Don't the slightest sense.

What is that for?

What do you do

What you should do when a person dies?

I do not know.

But it's alright, don't know.

Alright, not knowing.

Yes, that's fine,don't know.

Sometimes you don't know and will never know,

but it doesn't hurt.

Come on, let's go walk a little.

Thank you. Damn it Cane

Want to ruin something for me?

Maybe it will cheer you up.

Oh no.

Look I believe in some pretty beasts.

Look I believe in some pretty beasts.

Like mix milk with mango? This is dangerous.

Like mix milk with mango? This is dangerous.

And the moon landing?

Never happened.

And also the Iluminatti, I -

I'm not in the mood right now.

OK.

Hey, how's the plan going wedding oath?

Great. Toma quite a long time.

I bet.

I look forward to it.

I look forward to it.

Good.

You are Murph They are the best.

You know, a lot of traditions of Marriage are very arbitrary.

Really? I guess.

Really? I guess.

Really.

I even read an article about that...

I even read an article about that...

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