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Here's a challenge. I want you
Believe me I'm about to tell you.

Not just listening. Not only
understand. But believe it.

It's a fact that you already
you know it's true

It's a fact that you already
you know it's true

but was never able to
accept completely.

but was never able to
accept completely.

What's this here:

You will die.

You - the person listening to meat this very moment - will die.

It's hard even
imagine, no?

Try for a moment
imagine how it doesn't exist.

It is impossible.

You are imagining darkness.

Negror

But there will be no blackness.

There will be no color because you will not
will exist to be able to perceive it.

There will be no color because you will not
will exist to be able to perceive it.

There will be no color because you will not
will exist to be able to perceive it.

And your mind
repudiate that notion.

She is unable to conceiveyour own nonexistence,

She is unable to conceive
your own nonexistence,

that's why she concludes
that she is impossible,

that's why she concludes
that she is impossible,

that you will live
forever.

Ms you will not go.
Everything ends.

Every move
slow down.

All heat becomes cold.

Life is a spring in
entropy current,

Life is a spring in
entropy current,

a brief chemical reaction
that illuminates the darkness and then

a brief chemical reactionthat illuminates the darkness and then

when your strength is gone,
dissipates back into nothingness.

As you will go one day.

Your body is a machine
wonderful and intricate,

million systems.
but fragile interconnected.

And as you get older,
each of them begins to,

slowly but incessantly
deteriorate and fail.

slowly but incessantly
deteriorate and fail.

when one of them stops, one
doctor can fix it,

but at some point there will be glitchestoo interconnected to pursue

and as a card
dominion

your knuckles, your eyes, your heart,
your lungs, your memory

your whole body
will fail.

This goes
to happen.

And as hard as it is to hear this
True, it is essential that you accept it,

And as hard as it is to hear this
True, it is essential that you accept it,

And as hard as it is to hear this
True, it is essential that you accept it,

because every second
when you deny it, 50

Segundo a second of your precious life
and finite that you risk wasting.

Segundo a second of your precious life
and finite that you risk wasting.

Segundo a second of your precious life
and finite that you risk wasting.

So I will say
again and this time

So I will say
again and this time

try with all
Forces believe me.

You - yes you - will die

and there's nothing that can
do to prevent.

What about?

What the ...?!
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Yes, it's a lot to
a first date.

Yes, it's a lot to
a first date.

maybe I don't
would start there.

maybe I don't
would start there.

And also any
the hourglass?

And also any
the hourglass?

You carry her around
just for the dramatic effect?

You carry her around
just for the dramatic effect?

I use when I cook
Eggs too.

Kinda unneeded
Really, I got it.

She arrived.

I think Haylie really can, forsome reason, maybe like you,

so settle down with
this death toss.

Just ask if she prefers
cats or dogs.

Just ask if she prefers
cats or dogs.

I prefer turtles.

Keep things light.
Tell the truth.

The terrible truth!

No! No!

Just ... don't be
Yourself.

Be anyone else
Not yourself.

I think I can do it.

Good luck.

Smile.

- Hi.
- What's up?

Sorry I'm late. I hate
when others are late.

Me too.
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Yeah.

It's funny.

Joke.

I can't believe you're saying that,
but maybe they can -

Oh my!

Well ... I warned you.

We cannot predict whether the
Emily will come out of her coma someday.

I'm sorry.

My God. I
I will die?

Of course, all of us
Let's go someday.

Not even in a coma, I can
escape from you.

Not even in a coma, I can
escape from you.

I want to say now.

Sincerely
I do not know.

But there is so muchI want to do.

I'm getting married in three months
and I want to raise a family

and someday I really want to know
UFC champion Ronda Rousey.

and someday I really want to know
UFC champion Ronda Rousey.

and someday I really want to know
UFC champion Ronda Rousey.

I do not want to die!

But you will.

Death is inevitable

and it is essential that
You accept it.

No.

I don't, not this one
Girl here.

I'll wake up from this coma,
come back to my life, 117

Google is working on it.

This is an absurd fantasy.

People have tried to "cure" the
death to millennia and it never worked.

People have tried to "cure" the
death to millennia and it never worked.

People have tried to "cure" the
death to millennia and it never worked.

In 210 BC, the first emperor of China
was filled with what he thought they were

"pills of immortality".

They were mercury pills.
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And in the 9th century, an alchemist who was
trying to create a "portion of immortality",

made a small mistake.

This flammable powder
will save millions of lives.

In fact, he
invented the powder.

Thanks to your search for immortality,
millions were shot dead.

Thanks to your search for immortality,
millions were shot dead.

Thanks to your search for immortality,
millions were shot dead.

Yeah, but we're more
close to immortality now. 135

Look at the cryogenics.

I can freeze my body to
may it be revived later.

I can freeze my body to
may it be revived later.

This is clinically doubtful and depends on the
Company that freezes you long enough.

There is the famous case of the Society
Cryogenics of California,

There is the famous case of the Society
Cryogenics of California,

that failed and failed
keep customers frozen. 143

No ...

The bodies began to
thaw and decompose.

The bodies began to
thaw and decompose.

No, no, no ...

After some of the bodies
disappeared and until today

After some of the bodies
disappeared and until today

families don't know
Where they went.

families don't know
Where they went.

No, no, no,
No, no!

Hey Pete, we still have that
Isoporsion of putting beer? 154

and they believe that
one day we'll make it

and they believe that
one day we'll make it

upload brain
to a computer.

This is ridiculous. To start,
your brain is a physical organ.

How can you say that you could
raise your liver to a computer.

How can you say that you could
raise your liver to a computer.

How can you say that you couldraise your liver to a computer.

And secondly, even
that you could,

your conscience would not tele
carry to the computer.

your conscience would not tele
carry to the computer.

You would have just created a simulation
Virtual needs yourself.

You would have just created a simulation
Virtual needs yourself.

You would have just created a simulation
Virtual needs yourself.

Ah, eternal life!

Ah, eternal life!

Wait! I stillI'm dying!

Wait! I still
I'm dying!

I still
I'm here!

It doesn't work
like this.

In practice, I'm
just a kind of crab.

What a crap!

We were never able to
stop death and we never will be.

We were never able to
stop death and we never will be.

OK, you won. I
I'm going to die ... one day.

But...

Why have
what to be today?

I'm sorry. Let
I try to cheer you up.

You know, I usually do it
shopping when you're depressed.

It seems to be agood distraction.

Let's buy coffins!

It would never happen
with Ronda Rousey.

It would never happen
with Ronda Rousey.

As it must have been
your last words?

Probably
"oops!" or "ouch!"

The concept of "last words"
It's as silly as the rest of it.

What? Are you trying
ruin funerals?

What? Are you trying
ruin funerals?

And as soon as people
express mourning.

Yeah.

And that's why
It's so tragic that

the funeral industry explores thesenecessarily mourning to make a big profit.

the funeral industry explores these
necessarily mourning to make a big profit.

the funeral industry explores these
necessarily mourning to make a big profit.

For example, the process
expensive and useless to embalm,

For example, the process
expensive and useless to embalm,

that became popular
from the Civil War.

that became popular
from the Civil War.

After Lincoln was assassinated, the
government paraded his corpse across the country 203

but that's not the lesson
people got it out of it.

Noooo. Abe died ago
weeks and still looks top.

Really. Really good people
who can be filled with formaldehyde.

But for us not to
we can have the bodies displayed,

But for us not to
we can have the bodies displayed,

embalming
It makes no sense.

To preserve a body that
will you be buried in the ground?

To preserve a body that
will you be buried in the ground? 212

The plan is not justified
mind decompose?

The plan is not justified
mind decompose?

Excuse me. embalming
I give dignity to the deceased.

Excuse me. embalming
I give dignity to the deceased.

Excuse me. embalming
I give dignity to the deceased.

That. It's respectful.

Respectful? How do you think
what is embalming?

Respectful? How do you think
what is embalming?

Like a day at the spa.

For a corpse ...
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Embalming is the least respected thing
so we could do to a body.

Embalming is the least respected thing
so we could do to a body.

Embalming is the least respected thing
so we could do to a body.

First the jaw
It is sewn with wire.

The eyes are closed with glue.

Internal organs are perforated

and drained through
a hole in the abdomen.

and drained through
a hole in the abdomen. 232

After that, they pump
formaldehyde in the arteries

and line the cavities
tions with cotton.

and line the cavities
tions with cotton.

OK, stop!

Enough, enough, enough.

I don't wanna puke on
front of a corpse.

I don't wanna puke on
front of a corpse.

Fair.

But this whole process
It's a waste of time,

But this whole process
It's a waste of time,

because despite the funeral directors
tell their vulnerable customers ... 244

AND...

He keeps the body
Safe and hygienic.

He keeps the body
Safe and hygienic.

None of this is true.

Cooling is cheaper and so
efficient as embalming.

Cooling is cheaper and so
efficient as embalming.

The World Health Organization
claims that corpses

The World Health Organization
claims that corpses

practically do not represent
no risk to the living. 254

completely safe
touch them. Look!

Adam!

This is weird.

Yes, but it's safe, which is ironic,
since formaldehyde is not safe.

Yes, but it's safe, which is ironic,
since formaldehyde is not safe.

Yes, but it's safe, which is ironic,
since formaldehyde is not safe.

He is cancerous.

Because still
do we do this

One reason: these guys
make a fortune like that.

Let's not talk
both of the body.

Let's not talkboth of the body.

Let's talk about how
beautiful this coffin .

Let's talk about how
beautiful this coffin .

It's better that it be
really beautiful.

It's one of the most expensive things
that you will compare.

It's one of the most expensive things
that you will compare.

Funeral agencies even charge
more than ten thousand dollars for a coffin.

Funeral agencies even charge
more than ten thousand dollars for a coffin.

The lid is titanium, it is coated
with mink and comes with free wifi. 274

The lid is titanium, it is coated
with mink and comes with free wifi.

What your grandpa
would have chosen.

You have options
cheaper?

Well, for those who
they didn't love grandma,

we have the model "My Ente
Dear deserved to die. "

You have to decide soon.
The funeral is tomorrow.

Grandpa would want the wifi.

I'm sorry
for your loss.

It would still be buried
with ten thousand in cash. 284

But it's good to support
the local trade.

Actually a lot
of "local" funerals

belong to a mega-
corporation called SCI

who buys small businesses and keeps
the old name so that no one notices.

They are a machine
to make money.

They should not win
so much money like that.

They should not win
so much money like that.

Well, maybe it's worth quoting the director
SCI Financial Officer Aaron Foley, 293

who told investors "we are
even a money machine ".

But what is the alternative?

Just throw the bodies in a pile and charge
entrance for people to see?

Not exactly.

You could choose
be cremated,

but another option even better
It is the natural burial.

but another option even better
It is the natural burial.

Who are you? Is it an acenstral?
Are you my spiritual guide?

Who are you? Is it an acenstral?Are you my spiritual guide?

No, Emily, this
Caitlin Doughty,

No, Emily, this
Caitlin Doughty,

she is funeral director and
supporter of natural burial.

In the natural burial, we open
a hole in the ground

and we put the wrapped body
in a shroud.

No embalming, no metal caskets
heavy, no concrete boxes on top.

Is it safe?

It is completely safe.

Humans have been burying their dead
that way tens of thousands of years ago. 312

Humans have been burying their dead
that way tens of thousands of years ago.

But when the industry
of funerals began,

But when the industry
of funerals began,

they made the decisions
from the families of the deceased.

they made the decisions
from the families of the deceased.

I think my job
as a funeral director

should make it easier for the customer to assume
control when death came. 320

You can engage the
maximum or as little as you like,

You can engage the
maximum or as little as you like,

but it's a very intimate and beautiful way to
Say goodbye to someone you love.

This is pretty cool.

Thank you, Caitlin.

You know, I think
That's what I want.

You know, I think
That's what I want.

How nice. But you don't
will have one of these.

How nice. But you don't
will have one of these.

See?
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Murph will probably get into debt
paying a common funeral for you.

What the hell.

Because you didn't plan it all
respect of your death is going to suck

And I'll explain why
right after the break.

I know I'm dying, but even
So you are the worst part of my day.

I know I'm dying, but even
So you are the worst part of my day. 338

He is so distressed.

Death is so hard!

Yes. That's why it's important
you accept that one day

Yes. That's why it's important
you accept that one day

You will grow old and die.

If not, you end up doing
bad medical choices.

If not, you end up doing
bad medical choices.

If not, you end up doing
bad medical choices.

I thought your productgrass was comedy ...

I thought your product
grass was comedy ...

The line between the comedy and the
drama is becoming increasingly faint.

The line between the comedy and the
drama is becoming increasingly faint.

The line between the comedy and the
drama is becoming increasingly faint.

For example, if you -

Play ahead.

Belezinha!

Hi Adam. I was wondering
when you would show up.

Emily, this is Dr. Bud Hammes.

He is the Respect Director of Choices
of the Gundersen Health Plan. 358

Basically, it helps doctors to convert
contact their patients about death.

I'm glad you came. I
I have a story to tell.

Ah, this is mine
favorite book!

About how I have c tenhon-
prostate wax and hill.

About how I have c tenhon-
prostate wax and hill.

- You know, one in seven Americans develop prostate cancer.
- Prostate cancer. 365

- You know, one in seven Americans develop prostate cancer.
- Prostate cancer.

I know. You say all this
time we go out together.

I know. You say all this
time we go out together.

You wrote a book
about your own death?

You wrote a book
about your own death?

Help in explaining.

There for us, Bud?

I would love to
read it to you guys.

Here's the problem.
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Patients and doctors
mind don't talk

about the moment
the burden of treatment

about the moment
the burden of treatment

becomes bigger than the
benefit it brings.

becomes bigger than the
benefit it brings.

If you can't face it
this conversation with your doctor,

you may end up going after
of useless treatments

you may end up going after
of useless treatments

that hardly helpto prolong your life

and make their last moments
quite uncomfortable.

Mr. Conover, the cancer has spread.

Mr. Conover, the cancer has spread.

I think it's time
to discuss -

I do not want to know!

I'm a fight
pain, damn it!

Give me all the substances
dangerous you have!

Where's the medicine? Give me!

Where's the medicine? Give me!

I'm gonna live
forever!

BALLOONS WASTE HELP

Because I did not accept the truthof, I died in a hospital,

semiconscious and
feeling a lot of pain,

being able to choose to die
at home with my family.

being able to choose to die
at home with my family.

being able to choose to die
at home with my family.

Adam, I think I am that
I'm telling this story.

Adam, I think I am that
I'm telling this story.

Excuse. What
I know by heart.

Excuse. What
I know by heart. 405

Emily, now is the time to make these plans
for future treatment decisions.

Emily, now is the time to make these plans
for future treatment decisions.

Emily, now is the time to make these plans
for future treatment decisions.

Time to talk to your
family about their values,

Time to talk to your
family about their values,

your preferences and goals,

so they don't haveto guess

when they have to
make decisions for you.

I'm not
Worried

My fiance Murph sa-
I would know what I want.

My fiance Murph sa-
I would know what I want.

This is a perspective
understandable.

This is a perspective
understandable.

Many people
think so.

But the studies
They are very clear.

When families
we don't have this conversation,

When families
we don't have this conversation,

relatives are no better than
strangers to make these decisions. 424

relatives are no better than
strangers to make these decisions.

They end up kicking.

And that may be fine
It's hard for them.

Dad wouldn't want to die.
Let's pull the plug.

Dad wouldn't want to die.
Let's pull the plug.

I feel very guilty
in letting him die.

I feel very guilty
in letting him die.

Leave him in the tube
forever!

I think we shouldtwist it. It is the most efficient method.

Sometimes the conflict is so severe

that I believe that families
Do not talk to each other again.

that I believe that families
Do not talk to each other again.

But this is a conversation
so hard to have.

But this is a conversation
so hard to have.

I mean...

I wouldn't even know
where to start.

I wouldn't even know
where to start.

Emily, there are three simple questions.
that everyone should consider.

Emily, there are three simple questions.that everyone should consider.

Emily, there are three simple questions.
that everyone should consider.

The first one is, if you can't
make your own decisions,

The first one is, if you can't
make your own decisions,

who should take them
in your place?

who should take them
in your place?

Children, if I get so sick that
cannot decide on the treatment,

Children, if I get so sick that
cannot decide on the treatment,

Children, if I get so sick thatcannot decide on the treatment,

I wish your mother
Haylie make the decisions.

I wish your mother
Haylie make the decisions.

You married
with Haylie?

my book, I write
just the way you want it.

my book, I write
just the way you want it.

The second is if you suffer a
severe and permanent brain injury,

how bad it would have to be for
change your treatment goals?

how bad it would have to be for
change your treatment goals? 460

Well, I wouldn't want to be kept
live after brain death,

that there might be
My current state.

that there might be
My current state.

The third question is: do you have
some value or deep belief

that may influence decisions
doctors to take?

I don't know, these questions are
hard to answer on the spot.

You're right, Emily, they
They are difficult to answer.

That's why in LaCrosse, Wisconsin,

we decided to contact
all patients

we decided to contact
all patients

and offer them the opportunity
to do this planning.

So your families will have the conviction
that they made the right choices.

So your families will have the conviction
that they made the right choices.

Did you talk something
So with Murph?

No, I never thought
about it until today.

Well, the decision is yours.

I do not know what to do.

I do not know what
She would like. 479

Death will always be a terrible loss, but
if you can accept that it is inevitable,

Death will always be a terrible loss, but
if you can accept that it is inevitable,

Death will always be a terrible loss, but
if you can accept that it is inevitable,

the whole process
It gets a lot easier.

the whole process
It gets a lot easier.

I know. I know what I want.

I know what I want now.

I will die.

I did not want
it was now,

but ... it will be.
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I don't want to be unconscious about
a hospital bed forever

I don't want to be unconscious about
a hospital bed forever

And if I leave the decision to Murph,
no matter what he chooses,

he will never think that
made the right choice.

- I don't know, Em -
- It's all right. I'm fine.

It's the right thing.

It was fun, Adam.

Truth?

More than me
I like to admit it.

OK.

OK.

Looks like Emily
decided for you.

I'm sorry.

My God.

Today I was going to doa surprise

and take her to an event
from Ronda Rousey.

and take her to an event
from Ronda Rousey.

Wait, how are you?

Event with
Rounda Rousey ?!

My God.
She woke up!

My God.
She woke up!

Emily, you are alive!

I love you so much.

I love you.

I love you too.

I came as soon as I could.

Haylie

Good, you wake up--

Oh my!

Died.

We're here to celebrate Haylie's life.
"You will show me the way of life."

We're here to celebrate Haylie's life."You will show me the way of life."

"In your presence are
the fullness of love ".

"In your mercy,
for all that God-- "

"In your mercy,
for all that God-- "

Funerals are
a waste!

No, I don't
I'm sad.

I'm spreading
the truth is the masses.

I'm spreading
the truth is the masses.

This casket is too expensive!

the profit margin
insane, a blow!

the profit margin
insane, a blow!

Adam, stop, OK?

Adam, stop, OK?

It's okay to mourn.
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There must be something I can
Learn to make it better.

I don't think so.

I'm scared.

And all that talk
to accept death?

He won't let her
less scary.

He won't let her
less scary.

Don't-- Don't
the slightest sense.

Don't-- Don't
the slightest sense.

What is that for?

What do you do

What you should do
when a person dies?

I do not know.

But it's alright,
don't know.

Alright, not knowing.

Yes, that's fine,don't know.

Sometimes you don't
know and will never know,

but it doesn't hurt.

Come on, let's go
walk a little.

Thank you. Damn it
Cane

Want to ruin
something for me?

Maybe it will cheer you up.

Oh no.

Look I believe in
some pretty beasts.

Look I believe in
some pretty beasts.

Like mix milk with
mango? This is dangerous.

Like mix milk with
mango? This is dangerous.

And the moon landing?

Never happened.

And also the Iluminatti, I -

I'm not in the mood right now.
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OK.

Hey, how's the plan going
wedding oath?

Great. Toma
quite a long time.

I bet.

I look forward to it.

I look forward to it.

Good.

You are Murph
They are the best.

You know, a lot of traditions of
Marriage are very arbitrary.

Really? I guess.

Really? I guess.

Really.

I even read an article
about that...

I even read an article
about that...

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