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If you have a laptop, put it
in a separate tray.

Deliver your cell phones.

Bracelets.

Metal objects.

If you use a pacemaker,
have to remove it.

The flight is nonstop, so I
I should arrive for dinner.

Nervous?

No, no ... I ...

They have metal detectors
and they're searching people

And we have to take off our shoes.
It's all ... cutting edge technology.

I'm glad they are
here to protect us.

I love you, bye.

- Actually, TSA doesn't tell usprotects from terrorist attacks.

TSA = Transport Security Administration

And I'm not just a weird guy, Phil.

I have a TV show.

And you are in this program.

- No, thanks.

- Hi, I'm Adam Conover.

- Hi Adam.

- And this is "Adam Ruins Everything".

- What is going on?

- Look, I know TSA control is annoying,
but they stop terrorists.

In fact, there is little evidence that
TSA has already detained a terrorist, 25

- Hey!

Don't say "bomb".

- Wait, wait.

- They never prevented an attack?

- Not that we know.

They did not prevent the
shoe terrorist. [Richard Reid]

They didn't stop the terrorist from underpants.
[Umar Abdulmutallab]

Well, I guess they wouldn't stop
A top terrorist.

- So what stopped all these bombs?

- Simple: all other measures of
security that we created since September 11th.

As reinforced cockpit doors.
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Increased number of plainclothes officers.

The greatest awareness of
Passengers like you and me.

The greatest awareness of
Passengers like you and me.

And intelligence agencies

that work to prevent attacks
before they happen.

that work to prevent attacks
before they happen.

- Yeah, we knew about this guy.

We exchanged his bullets for ticks.

We exchanged his bullets for ticks.

Hmmm ... Orange.
My favorite. 48

- But the TSA does nothing.

To start because they
are very bad at searching.

To start because they
are very bad at searching.

When the Department of
Home security tested them,

When the Department of
Home security tested them,

TSA failed to find
hidden weapons and explosives

95% of the time.

-P! Really ?!

- Hey!

You can't come in with this knife here.

Now get the others back.

And if you don't mind, make apose for our Instagram.

And if you don't mind, make a
pose for our Instagram.

- Instagram?

Yes, they post everything that
seize on Instagram

Yes, they post everything that
seize on Instagram

and it's quite embarrassing.

- What filter do you like? Kelvin's?

- What filter do you like? Kelvin's?

- Mayfair.

- Mayfair.

The whole day.

- Most of the things they
confiscate is nothing but buzz.

- Most of the things they
confiscate is nothing but buzz. 73

- No, it's just a vaporizer
grenade shaped.

- No, it's just a vaporizer
grenade shaped.

How could this be dangerous?

- And these samurai swords.
They are weapons.

- These are not weapons. They are replicas.

- These are not weapons. They are replicas.

Their owner is not a terrorist.
It's a nerd.

Their owner is not a terrorist.
It's a nerd.

And you can stop calling them
of samurai swords.

And you can stop calling them
of samurai swords. 84

Replicas of the Master Sword of
Legend of Zelda, did you say that?

Replicas of the Master Sword of
Legend of Zelda, did you say that?

Confiscate fake weapons and make
people stop talking "bomb" -

Confiscate fake weapons and make
people stop talking "bomb" -

Confiscate fake weapons and make
people stop talking "bomb" -

- Don't say "bomb"!

- What's up, man!

- Let's go. Get up.
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- These things don't stop terrorism.

They only create the illusion of safety.

They only create the illusion of safety.

This concept is called "security theater".

This concept is called "security theater".

- My good lord,
be warned.

- My good lord,
be warned.

I already noticed the club,
that you bring hidden.

I already noticed the club,
that you bring hidden.

I have to, really, no bad guys
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pass you, guard,
without being noticed!

- I feel so safe!

- The security theater is a spectacle
that the agencies present

- The security theater is a spectacle
that the agencies present

so it looks like they're
striving to protect us.

so it looks like they're
striving to protect us.

- I found another grenade sprayer!

- I found another grenade sprayer!

- Don't forget to mark me, David.

- Even if they aren't.
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- What ?! Who is this?

- I imagined that
you would show up.

This is Bruce Schneier.

He is a renowned expert
in security theater.

He is a renowned expert
in security theater.

"And why is he a scooter?"

BRUCE SCHNEIER
Berkman Center for Internet and Society Harvard University

- I'm transmitting to
from a safe place.

And I couldn't pass either
through the metal detector. 125

what we had before 11
September was quite adequate.

Take off shoes or by liquids
in a separate bag

It doesn't make you safer.

It just makes you feel safer.

"But isn't it good to feel safer?"

"But isn't it good to feel safer?"

- First, the illusion of safety

- First, the illusion of safety

not worth the price of giving up
of freedom and privacy. 135

- Caution!

- Stop tightening.

- Secondly, it's dangerous
present the illusion of safety

- Secondly, it's dangerous
present the illusion of safety

when in fact the system is quite
vulnerable to terrorist attacks.

when in fact the system is quite
vulnerable to terrorist attacks.

when in fact the system is quite
vulnerable to terrorist attacks.

- As?! He � ?!

- As?! He � ?!
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- Yes. Even if the magazine worked,

would only protect us from the way
we were attacked last time.

would only protect us from the way
we were attacked last time.

She does nothing to prevent terrorists

She does nothing to prevent terrorists

to find new ways to hurt us.

- Terrorists can see
our security system.

- Terrorists can see
our security system. 154

They can imagine ways around it.

So instead of trying to make
impenetrable airports,

So instead of trying to make
impenetrable airports,

we should get the same money
we wasted on TSA

and spend on things that work:

intelligence, research and
emergency responses.

- Better accept, Phil.

TSA does nothing but violate its
privacy and waste your time. 163

TSA does nothing but violate its
privacy and waste your time.

- Dude, that robot is right.

I quit.

These uniforms are pretty cheap.

You can go.

- Now I already missed my flight!

Are you happy? Because I
I have a migraine.

Are you happy? Because I
I have a migraine.

- I'll take you home.

- I can't open Tylenol.

- Funny you mention
this kind of seal. 175

I'll show you on the way.

- No!

- Oops, this is private property here.

- Forget it, let's walk together and
we will be best friends.

- Forget it, let's walk together and
we will be best friends.

- Attention consumers.
Safety Notice.

Runner four is wet

and there is a portal forming
in corridor nine.

and there is a portal forming
in corridor nine.

- Phil, where are you?

- I don't know, some kind of
scary adventure! 187

- The scary adventure of learning.

- The scary adventure of learning.

- Phil? Phil?

- Virtually all the bottles here
They have an "anti-tamper seal".

- Virtually all the bottles here
They have an "anti-tamper seal".

What is the reason for this?

- I don't know. I imagine they try to tamper
medicines often.

- I don't know. I imagine they try to tamper
medicines often. 196

- But who would do that?

- I don't know. Lots of people, by the way.

- I don't know. Lots of people, by the way.

- No. He was a single madman in 1982.

- No. He was a single madman in 1982.

- Here's your Lexotan.

- I came back too much.
It's the 50's.

- Here's yours
Good night cinderela.

- Ah, now it's the 80's.
- What the hell!

- In 1982, seven people were murdered
taking cyanide that was put in vials of tylenol.

We don't know who did it and
we don't know why you did that,

but we can suppose with a certain
sure it was crazy.

but we can suppose with a certain
sure it was crazy.

- You're doing it for no reason!

I make no sense.

- There were also some imitators, who ...

- There were also some imitators, who ...

It's a funny term, isn't it?

It's a funny term, isn't it?

Because we think of acomedian or something, no?

- Can you pay attention?

There is a killer

unmotivated

It's, like, a distance runner!
This is scary!

- Yes, really.

And that's why the world
freaked out about this story,

And that's why the world
freaked out about this story,

that left Tylenol with a
problem of public relations.

- Gentlemen - and tough woman who doesn't
respect, because it's the 80's -

What can we do?

- Make people feel safe.
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- Great idea, Brian. I Love
your male brain.

- Great idea, Brian. I Love
your male brain.

Let's make people
feel safe!

- And that's what made.

They took Tylenol off the shelves
and a few months later

They took Tylenol off the shelves
and a few months later

presented to the world
the first anti-tamper seal.

presented to the world
the first anti-tamper seal. 238

The public has regained confidence in the product,
sales rebounded

and the other pharmaceuticals
adopted the seal shortly after.

and the other pharmaceuticals
adopted the seal shortly after.

- Phil? Phil?

- Phil? Phil?

- But the seal is just another way
of theater of security.

- But the seal is just another way
of theater of security.

- But the seal is just another way
of theater of security.

- �?
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- Yes. It can make you feel safer,

but in practice he does not
Protects against killers.

but in practice he does not
Protects against killers.

Think well. If a windsock wants
even hurt you,

Think well. If a windsock wants
even hurt you,

do you think a little piece
plastic will prevent it?

do you think a little piece
plastic will prevent it?

do you think a little piece
plastic will prevent it? 257

"I can stick a syringe through the seal."

Or by contact poison
on the outside of the package.

Or by contact poison
on the outside of the package.

Or ... what if I broke into the factory?

Or ... what if I broke into the factory?

- For!

- And why limit yourself to Tylenol?

- And why limit yourself to Tylenol?

- You can hurt people
in many other ways.

- You can hurt people
in many other ways.

- �! I could put rat poison in a salad stew.
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I could hide wire
Barbed in a playground.

I could hide wire
Barbed in a playground.

- Look, you're just throwing ideas,

but what if you put arsenic
in a water gun?

- Good.

- OK, hi.

I'm a lawyer for the station.

We prefer that you not
give ideas to crazy people

about committing murder

during the program .

- I think it's fair.

Luckily, serial killers are rare.
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You need not worry about them.

You need not worry about them.

- But he killed seven people.

- But he killed seven people.

It's a lot. Tipo like
all Kardashians.

It's a lot. Tipo like
all Kardashians.

It's a lot. Tipo like
all Kardashians.

- Or half of the duggars.

But as we focus
in an arbitrary incident,

we ignore the harsh reality of
that 150 people die every year 293

- Asbestos?

Bisphenol?

Bugs ?!

- No, the pills.

- The pills? This is crazy.

- I know.

Because for years, Tylenol was promoted

as one of the medicines
most secure on the market.

- Bob has a fever.

Should I give him aspirin?

- I'm a doctor and I say that
Tylenol is the analgesic

- I'm a doctor and I say that
Tylenol is the analgesic

that doctors give to
your own children.

that doctors give to
your own children. 308

- Oun, don't you feel safe and comfortable?

- Mother, a stranger!

- Calm down, boy. According to statistics,
Is much more likely

- Calm down, boy. According to statistics,
Is much more likely

that you suffer violence from a member of
family than a stranger, so ...

that you suffer violence from a member of
family than a stranger, so ...

- Why are you here?

- To save your son.

- The safety margin of theTylenol is extremely small.

- The safety margin of the
Tylenol is extremely small.

The manufacturer says this
a safe dose of Tylenol,

The manufacturer says this
a safe dose of Tylenol,

But the FDA says this is a dangerous dose.

But the FDA says this is a dangerous dose.

- That's four more pills.
I took this over dinner.

- That's four more pills.
I took this over dinner.

- Well, you shouldn't.
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Paracetamol, the active ingredient in Tylenol,
� the main causer

Paracetamol, the active ingredient in Tylenol,
� the main causer

of acute renal failure in the USA.

of acute renal failure in the USA.

In a single year, he sent about
78,000 people to the hospital.

In a single year, he sent about
78,000 people to the hospital.

In a single year, he sent about
78,000 people to the hospital.

- My God! Why did you lie to us?
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- I'm just an actor.

By the way, maybe you will recognize me
from a previous scene.

By the way, maybe you will recognize me
from a previous scene.

- Maybe those Tylenol commercials
could go that other way.

- Bobby has a fever.

Should I give him aspirin?

- I'm a doctor.

Give him Tylenol.

But be careful!

Among the medicines
that do not require revenue,

He is one of the most dangerous.

He is one of the most dangerous.

- Tylenol.
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If not ...

- My God.

How is this legalized?

- Many doctors think it shouldn't be.

- Many doctors think it shouldn't be.

A medical journal, The Lancet,

A medical journal, The Lancet,

said if the drug had been discovered today,

it would not be sold without a prescription.

- Well, I imagine the FDA
be taking care of it.

- Yes, 30 years late.
This quote is from 1975. 361

But the FDA has not even requested that
put a warning on the label

But the FDA has not even requested that
put a warning on the label

until 2009.

until 2009.

"And that was not enough."

- This is Dr. Sidney Wolfe, doctor and co-founder
of the Citizens Health Research Group.

- Acetaminophen is not only
major cause of kidney failure,

SIDNEY M WOLFE
PCHRG - WORSTPILLS.ORG

as it surpasses all other causes combined.

I attended an FDA committee
who voted by weight

by reducing your dose
maximum without prescription,

but in the last six years, the
FDA's direction has ignored

systematically our
important recommendation.

systematically our
important recommendation.

- What?

- In essence, the FDA failed to protect
people from liver poisoning.

- Leave it.
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There is a cave here
where can i hide?

- No, but there's a bridge behind the pharmacy.

- What I mean is that sometimes
we exaggerated a small problem

- What I mean is that sometimes
we exaggerated a small problem

while ignoring a bigger problem.

while ignoring a bigger problem.

This is the problem of the Security Theater.

This is the problem of the Security Theater.

- Did someone say "theater"?
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"Beautiful Bahian, danced bog".

"Forge, forehead to forehead, with a smith the smith."

"Forge, forehead to forehead, with a smith the smith."

- No, man, thanks.
- �? Ok.

- No, man, thanks.
- �? Ok.

- No, man, thanks.
- �? Ok.

- Whatever.

Can you give me a bottle
aspirin please?

Can you give me a bottle
aspirin please?

- Get a generic.

It's the same thing, just
that's a lot cheaper.

It's the same thing, just
that's a lot cheaper.

- Whatever.
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- beauty.

My signature.

So no one can steal my - what ?!

What ?!

What ?!

Tell me, please, that you don't
have nothing against signatures.

Tell me, please, that you don't
have nothing against signatures.

- But I have.

Come on.

- If my wife is watching,
Know that I love you!

- If my wife is watching,
Know that I love you!

- Let's see, I'll get this drone,

a GoPro

and this little pirouette dog.
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-Dam, you're taking a lot.

- Pass here.

Wait, this card is mine.

Wait, this card is mine.

You cannot sign for it.

You cannot sign for it.

- Yes I can.

I am committing fraud.

Look

"I'm a scammer."

- The bank will know that
It's not my signature.

- The bank will know that
It's not my signature.

- No.

That's not how it works.

- Look what you think happenswhen you sign the voucher.

- Look what you think happens
when you sign the voucher.

- According to my 30 years
as an expert in handwriting

- According to my 30 years
as an expert in handwriting

and my intimate knowledge of Phil,

I don't believe this is the way

how does he drop the "i" s!

Block the account!

It's all for you, bro.

It's all for you.

- But look what really happens.

- But look what really happens.

- Nothing happened.
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No one compares your signature
with another sample.

No one compares your signature
with another sample.

No one compares your signature
with another sample.

It's just more security theater.

- But then what protects
my credit card?

- But then what protects
my credit card?

- Again: nothing.

Oh, you may not know.

The card system is a
previous old internet

The card system is a
previous old internet 458

- In the 1950s, tenants
simply copied the number

and passed to the bank by phone.

- The card number is

FOUR!

TWO!

FIVE!

ZERO!

- But things now
They are much more modern.

- But things now
They are much more modern.

- �

Now a machine copies the
numbers and send it to the bank.

Now a machine copies the
numbers and send it to the bank.

Welcome to the Internet.
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- The truth is that everything a
thief needs to buy something

- The truth is that everything a
thief needs to buy something

as if it were you
sequence of numbers.

- Wait - no!

- This is private information!

- This is private information!

- No, no.

It's one of the most public facts
about you.

It's one of the most public facts
about you.

You inform him every time you buy something.
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This is a real number of
credit card, by the way.

This is a real number of
credit card, by the way.

Probably with the limit
burst, but try your luck.

Probably with the limit
burst, but try your luck.

- No!

- And in the Internet Age, it's impossible to maintain
16 digits in secret.

- And in the Internet Age, it's impossible to maintain
16 digits in secret.

- And in the Internet Age, it's impossible to maintain16 digits in secret.

- But how will it end up on the Internet?

- But how will it end up on the Internet?

- In many ways.

- A cashier could write it down,

could be fished from an email,

could be hacked from a company
like Target or Wal-Mart,

could be hacked from a company
like Target or Wal-Mart,

could be hacked from a company
like Target or Wal-Mart,

an intern can catch him
from an ATM,

an intern can catch himfrom an ATM,

a teenager can use a selfie stick,

a teenager can use a selfie stick,

an NSA satellite
could spy on you

while you shop
scratch off at the beach,

while you shop
scratch off at the beach,

a zoo monkey
could steal you when -

a zoo monkey
could steal you when -

- Okay, enough, enough.

I understood.

- The truth is, if you have a credit card,

- The truth is, if you have a credit card,
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It is best to consider that the
number has already been stolen.

In fact, there are so many numbers
here in the great sea of the Internet

that being robbed just means

that your number was
arbitrarily chosen

from a pile of millions of others.

It's like an inverted lottery.

It's like an inverted lottery.

- Ah, loser.

Limit burst.

With accumulated miles!

This one is cool.

I'm going to buy the new book
Bruce Schneier's. 526

I'm very interested in
security theater.

I'm very interested in
security theater.

- No!

That fisherman is using my card
to buy non-relevant!

What do i do?

- Anything.

Card fraud is so widespread that
banks started to cover the costs

so customers don't freak out
and cancel the cards.

so customers don't freak out
and cancel the cards.

No, no.

There's nothing youcan do in person

to stop the credit card theft.

- Anything?

- Anything.

- You know, I'm having a hard time
To believe in you.

- You know, I'm having a hard time
To believe in you.

- OK, let's talk to someone
who you might believe.

- OK, let's talk to someone
who you might believe.

Hi Kevin.

Phil, this � Kevin Poulsen, journalist,

author of the book Kingpin

and a computer crime specialist.
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- Adam, I'm in
middle of a story.

- Adam, I'm in
middle of a story.

- Yeah, but you could take a
second to talk to Phil

- Yeah, but you could take a
second to talk to Phil

about credit card fraud.

- No, I hadn't saved it yet.

- Come on, go, just a second.

- Tell him, go.

- Tell him, go.

- Alright. Phil, the truth is that there are so many
stolen credit card numbers 560

- Alright. Phil, the truth is that there are so many
stolen credit card numbers

who already have thieves buying them and
selling like a commodity.

who already have thieves buying them and
selling like a commodity.

who already have thieves buying them and
selling like a commodity.

- Can you show us how it happens?
- Clear.

This is a site where you can
buy credit cards 567

for five dollars a unit.

Con artists buy them
tens or hundreds

Con artists buy them
tens or hundreds

and this site is not even obscure.

Site a site that anyone thinks
through search tools.

Site a site that anyone thinks
through search tools.

Site a site that anyone thinks
through search tools.

Primary thing.

- OK.

So what can I do?

- Anything.
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The card number is static and unchangeable.

The card number is static and unchangeable.

Good security features are
dynamic and change all the time.

Good security features are
dynamic and change all the time.

- You have no solution
technological for that?

- You have no solution
technological for that?

- In Europe, they have systems that use chip and password,

- In Europe, they have systems that use chip and password,

or chip and signature,
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to make credit card transactions.

to make credit card transactions.

Just now these systems
are coming to the US

which means that in the next
years, we will remain vulnerable.

- Thanks, Kevin!

- Look, this was just
long way of saying

that signatures on card receipts

just another way
of theater of security.

Hackers already have your card number

and there's nothing that you
can do to stop them. 600

to maintain composure today.

But I'm almost crying now.

Nothing to make me safe?

- Yes, there's only one thing.

- What?

What thing ?!

TELL ME WHAT I -

TELL ME WHAT I -

Wait. This is my neighborhood.

This is my house!

- Yes.
- My house!

- Yes.
- My house!

- Yes Yes.

- Hey!

Do you live here too?

Oh my!

- It's the TSA agent.

- I know that.

- From the airport.

- No.

- Phil, you have arrived!

Are you ok?

- No!
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Not good!

This man is scary.

- He made me be arrested by the TSA.

And said Tylenol is going to kill me.

He showed the number of
our credit card

on his TV show!

And everything is theater,

Nothing is safe.

So no. I'm not fine.

- Phil, you don't understand.

You and your family are not
need to worry.

- What?

- Slowly.

- Look, the safety of everything
in our life is imperfect.

And there's no harm in that.

I'll give you an example.
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Padlocks of this type are
insanely easy to open.

Padlocks of this type are
insanely easy to open.

They could teach you
how to open it in a single day.

They could teach you
how to open it in a single day.

- Okay, but so what?

There are only some old hoses

and his collection of teddy bears.

- That.

So what?

-Exactly.

You know no one will bother

You know no one will bother

to break into your shack
655 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,258

so you didn't care
to make it perfectly safe.

You do not need this weight.

- That means you trust
in other people, Phil.

- That means you trust
in other people, Phil.

And trusting others is a
essential part of safety,

And trusting others is a
essential part of safety,

because it helps you do
an accurate assessment

of the real risks.
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- Thank you.

- We're lucky to live in
a reasonably safe country.

And we make it safer

when we build systems
of security rationally,

based on trust, not fear.

So relax.

Trust each other.

Almost all humans
They are good people.

I said "almost".

- Can anyone get this guy?

- I got it! I got it!

- I got it! I got it!

I finally left someone safe!
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Bruce, I'll take you to the fringe.

Bruce, I'll take you to the fringe.

- No!

- You know. I have to say...

Adam, at least now,
I am not afraid.

And you, you know,

brought me home, then,

thank you.

You're not the worst
person I know.

- Wow.

Thank you, Phil.

- Oops! This alarm that
You have in your house.

These things are a waste ...
- Yeah, thanks.

- that do not help at all in -

- Hey, Adam!

I was thinking and ...
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- Oh thanks.

You know, I love public transport.

You know, I love public transport.

- No one asked.

- No.

No.

- No, no, no, no!

Bro!

That's why drones
should be illegal.

That's why drones
should be illegal.

This season of
"Adam Ruins Everything" ...

This season of
"Adam Ruins Everything" ...

The car took over the US.

- My son! He is dead!

- Wine experts alsoThey can't tell the difference.

- Wine experts also
They can't tell the difference.

- Who wants to crack a
Ox Blood box?

- Who wants to crack a
Ox Blood box?

- It is estimated that if automakers

could sell direct to consumers

each car would be $ 1,800 cheaper.

each car would be $ 1,800 cheaper.

- You have the right to remain silent.

- You have the right to remain silent.

- Shut up? Ah if I could...
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100 years ago was used and
sold as a detergent.

100 years ago was used and
sold as a detergent.

100 years ago was used and
sold as a detergent.

-And so easy to cheat
the polygraph test

that there are courses for that.

that there are courses for that.

It's a lie!

It's a lie!

- He's right! Again!

Again!

- But I was going to tell you how
to fix it all!

Rose!

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