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- I tried kissing Cory.
- Ooh!
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It's comedy night at the
community centre. Good evening.
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- You want to get pizza?
- Yeah. Pizza's good.
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I'm very good student.
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I was wondering if I could
have the honour of taking you
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- for a driving lesson?
- OK.
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- We've got an engagement to plan.
- Well, the engagement's off.
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Sam Murgatroyd is your girlfriend?
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So you think I'm fit? You and
everyone else in this school then.
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You're not going to
tell anyone, are you?
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Salaam! Salaam! Salaam!
Gentlemen and burqas!
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They are burqas, I take
it, and not pet sea lions!
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Oops! Don't want to be caught with
no sea lions round here, mister!
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Oh, no!
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Come closer and I'll
tell you a little secret.
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Round here, the truth's funny, see?
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The truth is painful, the truth is...
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... I'm in love with my best friend.
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Yeah!
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In love, I am... hearts
and violins, the lot.
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And no burqas involved...
if you get my drift, dearie.
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Aye!
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Naveed. Naveed. Naveed!
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(HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS) Hey!
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I thought you were telling us a joke.
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Er, yeah.
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Er... The problem with India and
Pakistan being in the World Cup
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is every time they get a
corner, they open a shop!
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THEY SNICKER
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It is crap! It's just not funny.
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- Your dad laughed.
- He laughs at anything.
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And this IS anything!
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The Pakistani stuff's
funny when it's real.
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What part of Pakistan are you from?
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IN ACCENT: Village Tholan, bro, eh?
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PO Box Bhadana!
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Tehsil Gujar Khan. Hey! Oh... Ah! Nav!
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Don't, mate, all right? Just... Don't.
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It's like you're... It's like
you're always holding something back.
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It works when you're truthful.
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See you later.
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Truth is...
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... I'm in love with you.
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Aye! Aye!
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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You've got everything it takes to
get into a good university, Naveed.
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You just need to avoid distractions.
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Comedy, ice skating...
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Comedy on ice? You might
have somert there, Mum.
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He's trying to help us, and
you're making these stupid jokes.
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I've never had to come to school
before! What is wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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We used to be able to
talk about everything,
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when you did your ice skating.
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- Now all you do is just grunt.
- NAVEED SIGHS
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NASREEN SQUEALS
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I didn't think you were going to come.
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Snogging in the teachers
bog? Try and keep me out.
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SHE GIGGLES
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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- Stop pulling, you bloody face!
- I'm not.
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And it's YOUR bloody face, not YOU.
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Not me what?
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Not you anything.
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What are you bloody talkin' 'bout?
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Talking ABOUT.
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You asked me to correct your English.
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I asked you to give me
bloody driving lesson.
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I got my test soon.
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That's good.
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Yes, that's excellent!
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Oh, listen... Erm, I've been invited
to my university reunion tomorrow.
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I wasn't going to go,
but if you came with me...
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Why you think I want to
meet your friends, eh?
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They're posh, eh, nah?
They speak good English?
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They make me feel stupid.
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It's not just that though, is it?
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Ask Emma. She good with that.
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I'm not having a relationship with Emma!
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You're not having one with me too.
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Fine. Forget it!
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UNDER BREATH: Forget it.
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- I'm a-stopping now.
- Right.
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And it's "You're not
having one with me either."
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But thanks for that.
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That's the closest you've come
to giving me a definitive answer
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on where I actually stand in your life!
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But thank you. Thank you.
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And that's your house
and this is my car, so...
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You and Nasreen,
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did you behave
differently with each other
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when you were alone together?
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I haven't...
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Look, what are you saying?
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I saw Nasreen being...
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... sexual with a girl today.
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Being a lesbian.
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Did you just hear what I said?
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Yeah.
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Did you not think there's
anything wrong with her?
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No.
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Nothing?
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No. Nothing like that.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Just as shocked as you.
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You don't sound it, Naveed.
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I am.
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Oh, my God! I'm so sorry, Naveed.
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I didn't even think.
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But do you know what? It...
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I... I mean, she doesn't
know anything about you.
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- It's me that she saw.
- She's not daft, Nas.
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She put two and two together.
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Can't you just tell her it
were a joke or something?
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Listen, putter, I didn't
know nothing about her before.
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So I don't think your
mother know anything.
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- What if she does?
- Then we worry about that when it happen, eh, nah?
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And you remember... come here
always, huh? For anything.
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Morning.
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- Emma.
- Yeah?
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Are you doing anything tonight?
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No, nothing important. I...
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I would like to invite you
to my university reunion.
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Oh. I...
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Not, er, you know, with
amorous intent, so to speak.
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- Oh, it's the only reason I'd come!
- THEY LAUGH
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You'd be doing me an enormous favour.
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It's all right, if you
don't. I'll understand...
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- No. I didn't say no.
- Didn't say no to what?
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A night on the tiles.
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Just you two?
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- I'd be delighted.
- Oh!
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Well, it's black tie and
I'll send you the details.
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I'll brush off me ball gown.
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Can I come?
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Ah, just kidding!
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You going to Hayley's party?
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Of course! It's not everyday
your girlfriend turns 16.
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- You're coming, aren't you?
- Wouldn't miss it.
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Oh. Huh?
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The reunion... Emma's going to come.
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Oh.
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Unless you've changed your mind?
Because I'd prefer it be you.
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- No, I told you...
- Please, Kaneez.
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No, it'd be like that
University Challenge.
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I just have to hear that
bloody music, I feel stupid.
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Go with Emma.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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So you're off out with the
nutty professor tonight?
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Oh, yeah! It's black
tie and all the works.
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- Might even treat myself to a new frock.
- You should. You deserve it.
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You know, I think I do.
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- Might meet my Prince Charming.
- Yeah.
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Got to be careful,
though, at these reunions.
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Everyone's a bit... You know.
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No, I don't know.
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Well, they all start feeling
youthful again, you know.
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And before you know
it, they're all like...
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And you're looking good.
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You know, you got your posh dress
on, you got your hair done up
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and you're looking good and that...
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Well, enough said.
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Have a nice night.
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Thanks.
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Gentlemen and burqas, this is it!
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MOANING ON COMPUTER
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What are you doing?
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Looking at this!
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Why you watching this?
And I want the truth!
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Your engagement was a lie, wasn't it?
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- You knew about her, didn't you?
- You shouldn't be in here.
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You're one too, aren't you?
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Answer me! Say it!
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You're one of them disgusting things.
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God can see your sins!
He can sees what you do!
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THEY LAUGH
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MUSIC PLAYING THROUGHOUT
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You all right, bro?
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- You still got your uniform on.
- Yeah.
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CHEERING
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- What's the strongest?
- Here.
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Cory's looking well fit!
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Oh, he's got chlamydia
written all over him!
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Oh, well, she can do one cos tonight
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Shannon the cannon's going to have a go!
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GIRLS CHEER
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Move.
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GIRLS CHEER
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Want one?
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Have one.
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Did you invite the Murgatroyds?
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No, I didn't.
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I'm going to go find the toilet.
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I'm going to go find the toilet.
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LOW CHATTER
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Oh! Hi!
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If it isn't the most
eligible boy in Lahore.
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Meesha?
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Rashy! Give me a hug, you big bear!
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- Oh! When did you get here?
- I flew in last night.
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- And Stefan?
- All gone, darling.
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I didn't mind so much that
he was fond of my money.
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It's just he grew overly
attached to the maid.
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And we don't do the help, dear, do we?
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HE LAUGHS
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Not still single are we, Rashy?
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Well, er, as a matter
of fact... no. Er...
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Er, this is Emma... my, er... partner.
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Emma, this is Dr Meesha Peerzada
of Peerzada Biogenics in Geneva.
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Wow, hello.
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Meesha's an old friend from Lahore
and we went to University together.
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Don't be so coy, Rashy.
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We were a little more
than friends, Emma.
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- Oh, really?
- Now here I am again,
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footloose and fancy free and he has you.
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Yeah.
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- Shall we go in?
- Yes.
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Emma, I'm so sorry. They're all married.
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- Shall we? Partner?
- Thank you.
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Whoa. Whoa. Watch the
decks, man. Calm down!
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That's why you kids shouldn't drink!
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Oi What are you doing?
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MUSIC PLAYING THROUGHOUT
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Nav, man. Did you not
get me messages, bro?
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- No.
- I got us a gig!
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At me cousin's pub, a
proper stand-up night!
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Wow, comedy! Just what I need.
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You know, it's the real thing, like.
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They've got scouts from Britain's
Got Talent looking for acts!
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The only act I've got is
me! One big act! More booze!
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CHEERING
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Oh!
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Well, well, well,
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if it isn't Nasreen Paracha...
the only lesbian in the ghetto!
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- Naveed!
- Discovered again...
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twice in one week.
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Not very good at this
closet business, are you?
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- Oi, shut it!
- Oh, pardon my manners.
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If it isn't Fraulein Hitler!
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- How's your Uncle Adolf?
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
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- Typical Nazi: attack when you least expect it!
- Stop it!
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Get off me! You've done enough!
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They know!
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Not just about you... about
me as well! Everything.
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Oh, my God,
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- Naveed... I did not mean for that to happen.
- No?
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You should have stuck a banner up saying
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- "Naveed's a big homo too"!
- Oi!
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- Back off.
- Don't worry! I get the hint!
251
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,148
Two's company,
252
00:14:33,951 --> 00:14:35,697
three's a sham marriage!
253
00:14:52,036 --> 00:14:53,261
Whoa!
254
00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:55,108
- What are you doing?!
- Naveed!
255
00:14:55,272 --> 00:14:57,640
- You're making a nuisance of yourself.
- Whoa! Right, you're out!
256
00:14:57,765 --> 00:14:59,755
Riz, Cory! Get him out now!
257
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:02,314
- Get him out!
- Get the bin! Riz, get the bin!
258
00:15:13,282 --> 00:15:16,906
MUSIC PLAYING THROUGHOUT
259
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,220
You're not happy... I can tell.
260
00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:42,094
- You noticed.
- I'm from Lahore, darling. We notice everything.
261
00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:55,357
It's, er, Emma... I'm
not being honest... she...
262
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,824
Has no feelings for you whatsoever?
263
00:15:57,949 --> 00:16:00,212
Trust me, I know that look.
264
00:16:04,106 --> 00:16:07,082
_
265
00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:21,067
What is it?
266
00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:24,486
I'm gay.
267
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,448
My parents found out.
268
00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:33,955
So?
269
00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:35,464
I'm scared.
270
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:38,660
I don't know what to do.
271
00:16:40,682 --> 00:16:42,824
It's what I wanted
272
00:16:43,693 --> 00:16:45,057
but now...
273
00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:47,090
It's changed everything.
274
00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:51,878
I thought... I thought once
it was out, I'd be all right,
275
00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:54,990
you know? But...
276
00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:58,155
... I'm more scared
now than I was before.
277
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,904
- Least it's out now.
- You don't get it!
278
00:17:04,948 --> 00:17:07,560
I felt safe behind the lies!
279
00:17:08,806 --> 00:17:11,712
Pretending I was... I was normal!
280
00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:14,821
Pretending that... I'd get married!
281
00:17:14,822 --> 00:17:16,341
Pretending that...
282
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,883
Pretending that I was all right.
283
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:21,060
I don't know what I want.
284
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:24,904
I'm sick of it.
285
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,625
I can't do it any more.
286
00:17:28,145 --> 00:17:29,269
You...
287
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:31,464
You've got friends.
288
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:34,925
You've got me.
289
00:17:39,937 --> 00:17:42,399
My mum said I was disgusting.
290
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,778
HE SOBS
291
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,518
Kaneez?
292
00:18:05,932 --> 00:18:07,327
Kaneez!
293
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:12,377
Oh, my God. You look amazing!
294
00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:16,765
Wow! I mean, not that you don't
normally look amazing, but wow!
295
00:18:16,778 --> 00:18:18,705
Oh, thank you. Thanks
296
00:18:18,924 --> 00:18:20,469
What are you doing here?
297
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:23,813
Rashid!?
298
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:27,709
Yes, Kaneez, yes!
299
00:18:28,894 --> 00:18:30,541
You get in there!
300
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:34,353
Listen, I've gotta go... but call
me! I want to know everything!
301
00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:40,457
It seems as if your bird has flown.
302
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:44,934
Yeah, probably... Probably needed
an early night or something.
303
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,402
Darling, who are you in love with?
304
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,736
I know that look, Rashy.
305
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:54,493
I've been flirting with
you outrageously all night,
306
00:18:54,506 --> 00:18:58,131
which you've completely ignored,
and it definitely isn't Emma.
307
00:19:00,504 --> 00:19:02,348
I am in love with someone.
308
00:19:03,982 --> 00:19:05,179
I haven't...
309
00:19:05,455 --> 00:19:08,422
I haven't felt like this
about anyone else before.
310
00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:12,981
But...
311
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,559
... I don't think she needs
me as much as I need her.
312
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,231
CHUCKLING
313
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,584
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm good. Are you all right?
314
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,221
Oh, mate.
315
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,930
How bad were I at the party?
316
00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:57,467
Off the scale. Off the scale!
317
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:59,458
I always aim high.
318
00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:05,076
So how's about this gig, then?
319
00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:08,993
Well, I don't feel very
funny at the moment.
320
00:20:09,937 --> 00:20:11,577
Could you be?
321
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,046
By, like, Saturday?
322
00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:19,457
- I may have just gone ahead and booked it.
- Oh, Wh... Why?
323
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,953
It's too good of an opportunity.
324
00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:24,837
Mate, I'm in the middle of
an out-of-the-closet burn out!
325
00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:30,569
I've been made homeless, and he
wants me to be funny on Saturday?
326
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,967
THEY LAUGH
327
00:20:37,662 --> 00:20:39,135
Hey. Where we going?
328
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,987
Back to mine, I guess.
329
00:20:42,681 --> 00:20:44,006
You sure?
330
00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:45,938
Yeah, place is empty.
331
00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:48,905
Jordan's still in care, and me dad's...
332
00:20:51,622 --> 00:20:52,789
Just me
333
00:20:54,746 --> 00:20:55,948
Yeah.
334
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,152
And besides...
335
00:21:03,342 --> 00:21:05,559
... bit of company might be nice.
336
00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:09,854
- Race you there.
- Fine, you don't even know where you're going.
337
00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:20,518
I've been hoping for a rematch.
338
00:21:20,562 --> 00:21:23,316
Oh, sounds like you've been practising.
339
00:21:23,342 --> 00:21:25,165
Well, yeah, as much
as you can on your own.
340
00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,739
Not saying that I were...
341
00:21:26,915 --> 00:21:30,421
Well, maybe, a little
bit, after News at Ten.
342
00:21:30,728 --> 00:21:33,175
What's the rest of your game plan like?
343
00:21:33,449 --> 00:21:36,992
Well, fluidity is the key to success.
344
00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:38,775
I couldn't agree more.
345
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:42,582
MUSIC PLAYING
346
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:51,657
- Attack, defend, support.
- Is it all sport-based?
347
00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:54,331
- No. With you it's something different.
- Oh, what's that, then?
348
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,491
- I just want to be me.
- Well, that's all you need.
349
00:21:57,551 --> 00:21:59,427
Whoo!
350
00:22:13,921 --> 00:22:15,561
Have you got anything?
351
00:22:15,686 --> 00:22:17,657
- What?
- A condom!
352
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:19,659
Haven't you got any?
353
00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:27,109
No.
354
00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:28,804
Well, are you going t'garage?
355
00:22:28,862 --> 00:22:30,626
No!
356
00:22:33,192 --> 00:22:36,770
- Do you want the light on?
- SHE YELLS
357
00:22:38,673 --> 00:22:40,537
What are you doing here?
358
00:22:40,857 --> 00:22:42,705
It's my bedroom.
359
00:22:42,743 --> 00:22:46,354
I mean, I thought you were
sleeping at Hayley's tonight.
360
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,252
Clearly.
361
00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:50,210
What you doing?
362
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:53,073
I heard something.
363
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,024
Sorry if I've ruined your night.
364
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,153
No, it's all right. We're done.
365
00:22:58,196 --> 00:23:01,532
I mean, he's up early in
the morning, and, er...
366
00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:03,463
So you weren't looking
for that, and I quote:
367
00:23:03,726 --> 00:23:07,182
"just-in-case condoms" you
left in that box last year?
368
00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:12,125
Bit irresponsible of you, isn't it, Mum?
369
00:23:12,179 --> 00:23:14,527
Stealing my "just-in-case condoms".
370
00:23:14,582 --> 00:23:16,721
I mean, whose fault would
it be if I ended up pregnant?
371
00:23:16,742 --> 00:23:19,398
All right, you can come
off your moral high ground.
372
00:23:19,422 --> 00:23:20,939
I'm sorry, I messed up.
373
00:23:21,186 --> 00:23:23,709
Anyway, where are yours?
374
00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:26,897
Had a few just-in-case moments.
375
00:23:27,022 --> 00:23:29,853
Besides, I've got an
implant now... much safer.
376
00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:31,621
You've got what?
377
00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:34,641
Can't rely on men... as
you've just found out.
378
00:23:35,365 --> 00:23:37,617
Well, go on, then, introduce him.
379
00:23:37,641 --> 00:23:41,557
Oh, Chloe. It's not just
about getting pregnant.
380
00:23:41,582 --> 00:23:45,370
You must use a condom!
And I want to meet him!
381
00:23:56,627 --> 00:23:58,355
Come sit down if you want.
382
00:23:58,711 --> 00:24:00,724
No, I'm good. I'm going to...
383
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:04,163
Come on, just have a
little chat and that.
384
00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:22,684
I've never had a mate like you.
385
00:24:23,447 --> 00:24:26,348
What, that tried to snog you?
386
00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:31,974
I was going to say
"that makes me laugh".
387
00:24:32,023 --> 00:24:33,602
But, well, yeah.
388
00:24:35,702 --> 00:24:37,415
That, as well.
389
00:24:47,106 --> 00:24:49,621
HE FALTERS
390
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,342
You being my friend...
391
00:24:56,231 --> 00:24:57,837
... means a lot to me.
392
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,301
Me, too.
393
00:25:00,302 --> 00:25:02,125
I'm sorry about...
394
00:25:03,062 --> 00:25:04,763
... that.
395
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,806
You know, I went... I went a
bit too far. I shouldn't have...
396
00:25:17,129 --> 00:25:18,569
You didn't.
397
00:25:24,007 --> 00:25:25,943
It made me feel...
398
00:25:26,862 --> 00:25:30,117
... like somebody actually cared.
399
00:25:33,622 --> 00:25:38,881
Like someone really cared and...
400
00:25:46,548 --> 00:25:48,132
Are you laughing?
401
00:25:48,536 --> 00:25:50,221
No.
402
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,183
Why are you laughing?
403
00:25:54,645 --> 00:25:56,301
Nav, man, come on.
404
00:25:56,302 --> 00:25:58,665
I've just sat here and
poured my heart out to you
405
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:00,074
and you're throwing it back in me face.
406
00:26:00,249 --> 00:26:01,803
- Mate, I'm going to bed.
- No, you're not.
407
00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:03,322
- No, you're apologising.
- I'm going...
408
00:26:03,335 --> 00:26:05,450
- No, apologise now.
- For what?
409
00:26:05,454 --> 00:26:07,859
For that. That was a moment then.
410
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:10,621
- What are you... I'm going to bed!
- No, you're not!
411
00:26:10,692 --> 00:26:12,645
LAUGHTER
412
00:26:13,869 --> 00:26:16,036
Come on, then, you
little ice-skating boy.
413
00:26:16,161 --> 00:26:19,260
- Ice skating.
- Yeah. Ice skating.
414
00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:49,001
- WOMAN: Careful there, lads.
- MAN: Yeah, you should get down.
415
00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:51,862
No, we're not getting down! No way!
416
00:26:51,938 --> 00:26:55,346
- We'll shoot you!
- Shoot me if you want!
417
00:27:00,524 --> 00:27:03,882
MUSIC: Les Yeux Bleus by France Gall
418
00:27:23,899 --> 00:27:25,699
Excuse me, people!
419
00:27:25,737 --> 00:27:27,623
Whoo!
420
00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:31,902
Hey, watch where you're going, Clint!
421
00:27:33,789 --> 00:27:35,204
Right, hop off.
422
00:27:35,473 --> 00:27:37,564
Wahey!
423
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,970
Hey, you, you dark horse.
424
00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:45,641
How did the reunion go?
425
00:27:46,412 --> 00:27:48,633
That how it go.
426
00:27:49,896 --> 00:27:52,761
God, it's like a field
of ravens here, darling.
427
00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:55,765
Emma, sweetie, how are you?
428
00:27:56,506 --> 00:27:58,849
Hope I didn't keep Rashy out too late?
429
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,246
Didn't banish him from
the marital bed, did you?
430
00:28:01,257 --> 00:28:04,857
Oh, no I was sparko by the time
he got back. Wasn't I, dear?
431
00:28:04,982 --> 00:28:06,974
NERVOUS LAUGHTER: Yeah.
432
00:28:07,973 --> 00:28:10,485
Meesha, this is Kaneez Paracha.
433
00:28:10,529 --> 00:28:13,435
Kaneez is a member of our kitchen team.
434
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,057
Kaneez, Dr Peerzada
has very kindly agreed
435
00:28:17,134 --> 00:28:20,441
to talk to our students about her
experience as a microbiologist.
436
00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:23,420
_
437
00:28:23,486 --> 00:28:24,934
Yes.
438
00:28:25,252 --> 00:28:26,919
_
439
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,401
Spotted dick.
440
00:28:29,904 --> 00:28:33,475
Meesha, why don't I
show you my classroom?
441
00:28:34,934 --> 00:28:37,377
Naveed. Naveed, come here, please.
442
00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:38,918
I need to talk to you.
443
00:28:39,275 --> 00:28:41,299
Sorry.
444
00:28:42,105 --> 00:28:45,237
- I just want to say I'm really, really sorry.
- No, no, no.
445
00:28:45,314 --> 00:28:47,913
Look at me, I'm fine.
446
00:28:48,038 --> 00:28:49,819
Yeah.
447
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,138
I slept with Cory.
448
00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:04,040
- No, no, no...
- I know!
449
00:29:04,111 --> 00:29:05,947
Like, I couldn't believe it!
450
00:29:06,636 --> 00:29:09,593
One minute my life's
falling apart and the next...
451
00:29:10,244 --> 00:29:12,153
Look at me!
452
00:29:12,278 --> 00:29:13,351
OK.
453
00:29:13,382 --> 00:29:14,873
- What?
- Erm...
454
00:29:15,391 --> 00:29:17,429
What? I'm happy!
455
00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,794
It's the happiest I've felt in ages.
456
00:29:20,919 --> 00:29:23,168
Yeah, and I am, I'm happy for you. I am.
457
00:29:23,190 --> 00:29:25,068
- I just, erm...
- What?
458
00:29:25,792 --> 00:29:27,827
Naveed, come on, its Cory.
459
00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:29,693
- We all know what he's like.
- Well, yeah.
460
00:29:29,714 --> 00:29:31,993
I do now. He's...
461
00:29:33,801 --> 00:29:35,873
Just don't see too much in
it, that's all I'm saying
462
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,439
What do you mean?
463
00:29:37,873 --> 00:29:40,471
Well just, just be careful. It's Cory.
464
00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:42,384
Even I, I have kissed Cory.
465
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:43,993
Can't you just be happy for me?
466
00:29:44,328 --> 00:29:46,351
For God's sake, Nas!
467
00:29:52,078 --> 00:29:54,948
Well, I think Dr Peerzada
deserves a round of applause, yes?
468
00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,668
Thank you.
469
00:29:57,717 --> 00:30:01,719
EXAGGERATING HER ACCENT: Chai! Chai!
Garam chai! Anyone wanting hot tea?
470
00:30:01,737 --> 00:30:03,039
PUPILS LAUGH
471
00:30:03,039 --> 00:30:06,669
Garam chai. Oh, madam,
you want a cake piece?
472
00:30:06,794 --> 00:30:07,902
MEESHA REPLIES IN OWN LANGUAGE
473
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:12,080
Oh, I got biscuit! I got
ginger nut, Jammie Dodger.
474
00:30:12,097 --> 00:30:14,471
- You want a Hob-Nob?
- Nothing, thank you.
475
00:30:14,484 --> 00:30:17,477
Oh, I'm just do my job, sahib.
476
00:30:17,893 --> 00:30:20,426
- Spare change?
- PUPILS LAUGH
477
00:30:30,459 --> 00:30:35,616
That was so incredibly
petty, rude and childish.
478
00:30:35,651 --> 00:30:37,573
Well, she try to make
bloody fool of me first.
479
00:30:37,698 --> 00:30:39,903
She think I'm her bloody servant? Huh!
480
00:30:40,028 --> 00:30:42,313
What's this really about? Hmm?
481
00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:46,781
She clever, in't she? Like you.
482
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:48,734
You better off with her, Mrs Scientist,
483
00:30:48,743 --> 00:30:50,336
than with dinner lady like me.
484
00:30:50,353 --> 00:30:53,811
I do not want to be with Meesha.
485
00:30:53,824 --> 00:30:57,221
Well, it doesn't look like that
at reunion. I saw you, Rashid.
486
00:30:57,252 --> 00:30:59,864
And it looked like she
more than just friend!
487
00:30:59,872 --> 00:31:02,571
You came and you didn't tell me?
488
00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:04,946
- Well, you too bloody busy with her!
- Nothing,
489
00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:07,039
nothing happened with Meesha.
490
00:31:07,377 --> 00:31:11,397
And you keep pushing me away. Hmm?
491
00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,418
You don't know what I
have to give up for you.
492
00:31:16,094 --> 00:31:17,630
What would my kid say?
493
00:31:17,673 --> 00:31:19,029
Nothing.
494
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,876
You are the only one hiding from this
495
00:31:26,298 --> 00:31:27,983
and I don't know why.
496
00:31:34,231 --> 00:31:35,837
MEESHA CLEARS HER THROAT
497
00:31:36,873 --> 00:31:39,133
Hey, go and get ready,
he'll be here in a minute.
498
00:31:39,173 --> 00:31:40,919
Mine or yours?
499
00:31:41,112 --> 00:31:43,407
Who'd have thought we'd
be double dating, eh?
500
00:31:45,931 --> 00:31:47,585
KNOCKING
501
00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:48,972
Right!
502
00:31:49,097 --> 00:31:50,460
Go on, shh!
503
00:31:52,961 --> 00:31:55,840
Oh, hi! You must be Tony's dad?
504
00:31:55,928 --> 00:31:58,464
No, I'm Tony.
505
00:32:01,035 --> 00:32:04,279
Chloe! Get down here, now!
506
00:32:12,893 --> 00:32:15,491
- Tony, I'm so sorry.
- It's not your fault.
507
00:32:16,844 --> 00:32:19,060
- Get off her!
- Mum!
508
00:32:19,087 --> 00:32:20,943
- What the hell do you think you're doing!
- I beg your pardon?
509
00:32:20,948 --> 00:32:23,120
- She's just a kid!
- She's 16.
510
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,020
Oh, you got that sorted
quick, didn't you?
511
00:32:25,038 --> 00:32:26,442
This is none of your business.
512
00:32:26,701 --> 00:32:28,903
Get in your car now and disappear.
513
00:32:28,925 --> 00:32:30,154
We're in love.
514
00:32:30,172 --> 00:32:33,815
- If I catch you near her again, I swear...
- Hello.
515
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:37,899
What's he doing here?
516
00:32:38,743 --> 00:32:40,389
He's with me.
517
00:32:42,364 --> 00:32:43,895
Him?
518
00:32:44,553 --> 00:32:45,771
He's your boyfriend?
519
00:32:45,792 --> 00:32:48,041
- He's 16 years younger than you!
- 13.
520
00:32:48,118 --> 00:32:51,537
- You're still old enough to be his mum!
- That is not the point, Chloe.
521
00:32:51,542 --> 00:32:54,632
You're a 16-year-old girl
who being taken advantage of.
522
00:32:54,634 --> 00:32:56,484
I think when there's a
connection between two people,
523
00:32:56,495 --> 00:32:58,717
- then age doesn't matter.
- It matters to me, you freak!
524
00:32:58,739 --> 00:33:01,377
- Now get in your car and drive!
- He's only 30!
525
00:33:01,405 --> 00:33:03,133
I'm going to go, luv. I'll call you.
526
00:33:03,171 --> 00:33:05,739
- Mum...
- ... If you do, I will call the police.
527
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,723
I'm 16. I can do what I like.
528
00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:11,746
- Not in my house, you can't.
- Then I won't be in your house!
529
00:33:31,669 --> 00:33:33,742
This is Imam Fazal Hameed.
530
00:33:33,819 --> 00:33:35,651
He's here to talk to you.
531
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:46,716
I've counselled so
many other young people
532
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:48,916
who have felt like you.
533
00:33:49,213 --> 00:33:52,773
Who have had the same
urges towards their friends.
534
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:58,054
- Naveed, puberty is a very difficult time.
- It weren't a friend.
535
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,947
It were a builder with a hairy chest
536
00:34:00,954 --> 00:34:03,154
- stretching his back in Tesco's car park.
- That's enough!
537
00:34:03,194 --> 00:34:04,427
It weren't though, Mum.
538
00:34:04,791 --> 00:34:06,156
That's why I got a job there
539
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,622
- stacking shelves last summer.
- Naveed!
540
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:11,928
I love another man.
541
00:34:11,941 --> 00:34:14,934
- You have to learn to control these urges Naveed.
- Why?
542
00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:17,071
It'd be a lie and I'm done with lies.
543
00:34:17,076 --> 00:34:19,788
You have to try and
listen. We're here to help.
544
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,641
I've been looking for you
all over the place, son.
545
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,570
Dad, did you know about this?
546
00:34:33,077 --> 00:34:34,442
I'm sorry.
547
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,466
I can't stay here.
548
00:34:39,757 --> 00:34:41,482
Sadia, what have you done?
549
00:34:54,787 --> 00:34:56,161
Cory!
550
00:34:56,349 --> 00:34:57,731
Bro?
551
00:34:59,616 --> 00:35:01,856
Cory, I've done it, bro.
552
00:35:02,105 --> 00:35:04,703
I've left. I've told them about us.
553
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,568
That's great...
554
00:35:12,086 --> 00:35:13,539
What's happening, babes?
555
00:35:17,629 --> 00:35:18,770
Oh...
556
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:22,546
I'm sorry.
557
00:36:21,784 --> 00:36:23,711
You don't need to explain yourself.
558
00:36:26,370 --> 00:36:28,394
I wouldn't even know how to.
559
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,348
One thing just led to another.
560
00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:38,606
- Naveed, what happened the other night...
- Don't.
561
00:36:43,323 --> 00:36:44,868
You're my mate.
562
00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:48,375
And this is stopping us being friends.
563
00:36:48,401 --> 00:36:50,271
Then why did you do it?
564
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:54,243
You knew how I felt...
and don't say you didn't!
565
00:37:00,264 --> 00:37:01,638
You're my best friend.
566
00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:07,321
You're not like the
others. I can talk to you.
567
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,808
And the other night,
568
00:37:13,957 --> 00:37:15,568
you were upset.
569
00:37:17,249 --> 00:37:19,623
- Oh, so now it was charity?
- No.
570
00:37:20,132 --> 00:37:22,164
- I don't need your pity, Cory!
- It wasn't.
571
00:37:22,186 --> 00:37:23,651
Who are you kidding?
572
00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:27,302
Naveed, this ain't about you,
573
00:37:28,443 --> 00:37:29,597
OK?
574
00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:32,634
How do you think I felt?
575
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:34,521
I thought I knew!
576
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:39,177
Yeah, I wanted to be
with you that night.
577
00:37:42,330 --> 00:37:43,825
I don't know why.
578
00:37:44,505 --> 00:37:46,265
I just did, it felt right.
579
00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:47,765
- Wait!
- Get off me!
580
00:37:47,789 --> 00:37:49,404
I'm trying to be honest with you.
581
00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,004
It didn't mean
582
00:37:55,842 --> 00:37:57,787
the same to me as it did to you.
583
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,836
I wish I could be what you
want me to be. But I can't.
584
00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:04,917
Who's lying to himself now?
585
00:38:07,941 --> 00:38:10,947
Fine, you know what?
586
00:38:10,970 --> 00:38:13,037
I'm not gay. You're not straight...
587
00:38:13,546 --> 00:38:15,275
let's both just get over it.
588
00:38:32,470 --> 00:38:33,901
If he doesn't come back,
589
00:38:34,244 --> 00:38:35,789
that's his decision.
590
00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:38,676
He's my son.
591
00:38:38,974 --> 00:38:41,169
You can still call him that?
592
00:38:41,890 --> 00:38:43,600
Now you know what he is?
593
00:38:48,339 --> 00:38:50,125
I never thought we'd have children.
594
00:38:51,157 --> 00:38:52,758
I accepted it.
595
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,813
Then this...
596
00:38:57,722 --> 00:39:00,741
This wonderful miracle
happened, remember?
597
00:39:01,785 --> 00:39:06,010
This little premature thing
we brought home from hospital.
598
00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:09,641
How he fought for life...
599
00:39:12,410 --> 00:39:14,929
Do you think the same God
that breathed life into him
600
00:39:14,946 --> 00:39:17,851
didn't know who he was or
what choices he would make?
601
00:39:19,185 --> 00:39:21,407
Do you think he loves
him any less today?
602
00:39:37,311 --> 00:39:41,708
Excellent. Well, if you drive
like that, today you should pass.
603
00:39:42,283 --> 00:39:45,521
Kaneez, I know this isn't
the right time, but...
604
00:39:45,561 --> 00:39:48,001
Just say nothing, then, huh?
605
00:39:53,184 --> 00:39:56,344
Kaneez, this isn't
good for either of us.
606
00:39:58,037 --> 00:39:59,411
Look...
607
00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:01,877
I love you.
608
00:40:02,615 --> 00:40:05,827
And I don't want to be with anyone else.
609
00:40:06,116 --> 00:40:08,925
But if you can't decide
what it is you want from me,
610
00:40:09,456 --> 00:40:11,391
then that's it between us.
611
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,244
I don't want this anymore.
612
00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:21,911
Kan...
613
00:41:04,476 --> 00:41:06,539
I need to borrow your car.
614
00:41:09,915 --> 00:41:12,790
- What?
- Oh, it's OK. I passed!
615
00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:15,050
Oh, good.
616
00:41:15,752 --> 00:41:17,524
Well done.
617
00:41:20,761 --> 00:41:23,213
DOORBELL RINGS
618
00:41:26,105 --> 00:41:28,036
I divorce you.
619
00:41:35,715 --> 00:41:37,092
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
620
00:41:37,136 --> 00:41:40,954
Our open mic night will
start in 15 minutes.
621
00:42:00,596 --> 00:42:03,273
Mum! That's Mr Hyatt!
622
00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:06,438
Well, get used to it.
623
00:42:16,153 --> 00:42:19,093
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING OUTSIDE
624
00:42:19,285 --> 00:42:21,414
Just checking you're all right.
625
00:42:22,090 --> 00:42:26,088
- Any sign of Cory?
- No, he said he had to do something.
626
00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:30,610
Let's have a big hand for Naveed Haider!
627
00:42:31,902 --> 00:42:33,608
Evening, all. Evening,
all. Evening, all.
628
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:35,925
Any Ackley Bridgers in
the house? Give us a cheer!
629
00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:38,325
CHEERING
630
00:42:38,536 --> 00:42:41,972
Any gay Pakistanis in the
house? Give us a cheer!
631
00:42:42,245 --> 00:42:44,435
COUGHING
632
00:42:47,713 --> 00:42:49,218
HE WHOOPS
633
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:51,088
Just me, then.
634
00:42:51,259 --> 00:42:53,769
Those of you that know
me might be shocked.
635
00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:57,009
Others are probably thinking, who
were he kidding anyway? Silly queen!
636
00:42:57,010 --> 00:42:59,561
And the rest are selling rocks at
the back, ready for the stoning.
637
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,868
LAUGHTER
638
00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:04,371
No, but it's true! I'm gay.
It's official. I am out.
639
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:07,662
You know, it's a big thing
coming out of "The Closet".
640
00:43:07,824 --> 00:43:10,247
That's gay speak. I'm allowed
to say that, by the way,
641
00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:11,643
I'm allowed to say that.
642
00:43:11,687 --> 00:43:13,525
You know, when you come out now,
643
00:43:13,543 --> 00:43:15,443
you get a badge and a little phrase book
644
00:43:15,452 --> 00:43:17,809
and a little book of gay
icons and their sayings.
645
00:43:19,929 --> 00:43:21,658
You think that you've moved on.
646
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:22,886
You know, you think
you're going to wake up
647
00:43:22,908 --> 00:43:26,323
and the whole world's changed...
that your world's changed.
648
00:43:26,398 --> 00:43:28,587
That it's going to
be wall-to-wall men...
649
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,719
- LAUGHTER
- Grindr hook-ups...
650
00:43:32,114 --> 00:43:35,389
and no racism in the gay world.
651
00:43:35,514 --> 00:43:37,845
It isn't. It isn't.
652
00:43:38,110 --> 00:43:41,670
Then you realise what is important
are the people around you.
653
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:44,457
Take my best friend.
654
00:43:46,570 --> 00:43:48,928
You know, I had no idea how he'd react.
655
00:43:49,053 --> 00:43:52,921
He always said it were a big step
being friends with a Pakistani
656
00:43:53,212 --> 00:43:56,597
but me mum's curry on
tap were a big incentive.
657
00:43:59,263 --> 00:44:03,085
But me, gay? You know, were
he going to think, er...
658
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:06,383
Were he going to think that
our friendship was a sham...
659
00:44:06,564 --> 00:44:09,591
that this whole time I were
just trying to get him into bed?
660
00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:12,912
- Which I was, I'll be honest.
- LAUGHTER
661
00:44:13,087 --> 00:44:16,572
Surely my, er, Ariana Grande
bunny ears were a big giveaway.
662
00:44:16,932 --> 00:44:18,473
I mean, they weren't my dad's.
663
00:44:18,526 --> 00:44:21,102
No, he's more Lady Gaga.
664
00:44:24,253 --> 00:44:26,992
Even though I've moved
on a step, changed,
665
00:44:27,117 --> 00:44:28,910
he's still stayed the same for me,
666
00:44:28,941 --> 00:44:30,196
still has my back,
667
00:44:30,521 --> 00:44:33,536
still texting me rubbish
advice and bad jokes,
668
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:37,130
still trying to convince me that
rugby is an interesting sport,
669
00:44:37,613 --> 00:44:42,036
although now he knows where my
enthusiasm for the scrum comes from.
670
00:44:42,497 --> 00:44:45,227
Best hook-up in the
world, a rugby scrum...
671
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:46,886
talk about rubbing your face in it.
672
00:44:46,907 --> 00:44:49,260
Right, look at that. Look at him.
673
00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:53,951
But you know, I know
no matter what happens,
674
00:44:54,330 --> 00:44:55,815
there will always be him,
675
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,602
and I love him for that.
676
00:44:57,690 --> 00:45:01,690
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
677
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:18,743
I can't pretend I
understand or accept it.
678
00:45:20,183 --> 00:45:23,273
But for now, no more lies, eh?
679
00:45:25,914 --> 00:45:27,727
You forgot your keys.
680
00:45:31,246 --> 00:45:32,624
Hey, Mum?
681
00:45:33,059 --> 00:45:34,836
How do you like the new material?
682
00:45:42,310 --> 00:45:46,646
Perfect, subtle, neither yes or no.
683
00:45:47,137 --> 00:45:49,617
Thousands of years of
evolution on the subcontinent
684
00:45:49,630 --> 00:45:52,456
has gone into that
one simple head wiggle.
685
00:45:52,737 --> 00:45:57,166
Aaah! Well done, you're amazing.
686
00:45:59,330 --> 00:46:00,803
Very good.
687
00:46:02,241 --> 00:46:07,241
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