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Do you have to rush off?

Sorry, Cindy.

I've got a lot of important things to take care of.

Oh, all right.

I know the drill.

Hit it and quit it.

You're a call girl, Cindy.

What does she expect?

True, but I'm a call girl with a beautiful house.

That's right.

You must break into some serious cash.

Yeah, I do, all right.

Speaking of cash.

Right.

I don't think I have what you're looking for today.

Excuse me?

Will this do?

You're a cop?

I know.

It's a drag, but we did have a great time together.

You never even intended to pay me.

I had to gather some hard evidence.

You bastard, you tricked me.

You're the trick, Cindy.

Not me.

I'll get you for this.

My lawyer will have me out in an hour.

I don't think so, sweetheart.

It's your 36th offense, and this is a three dozen strike state.

I'll be out faster than Lindsey Lohan.

You'll see.

Come on, let's go.

What are you in for?

Huh?

I said, what are you in for?

Oh, me?

Prostitution.

But I won't be in for long.

I've got a really good attorney.

Lucky you.

So, what are you in for?

Fighting.

Fighting?

Like, fighting, fighting?

Yeah, I kicked a girl's ass.

But it was rigged.

Staying a setup.

Really?

A setup?

Me too.

I was set up just like you.

Yeah, but you're a hooker, not a fighter.

I could pay you to make war, not love.

You are nothing like me.

Maybe so.

But you look more like a hooker than I do.

How dare you?

Come on, bitch.

Back up.

Back up, Kate.

You crazy bitch.

You are.

No, this is weird.

Not here for 30 minutes and you've already started a riot.

She asked for it.

Shut up.

And Sasha, that means three hours are added onto your sentence.

I'll fix you for this.

You just wait and see.

By any hose bag.

Come with me.

Stand over there, prisoner.

Prisoner?

Can't you just call me Cindy?

Prisoner sounds so final.

Shut up, prisoner.

Shutting up, sir.

You're a pretty one.

They'll like you here.

Well, I've been known to get on good with others.

I'm sure.

No strip.

Strip?

You heard me cupcake.

Strip.

Now what?

Take these and be quick with it.

Oh, for a second there, I thought we were going to have rough jailhouse sex.

That comes later.

After you've showered.

Oh, right.

I should have been able to figure that one out on my own.

Follow me.

Mitch and Grundy?

Warden Green.

I am...

Yes.

I was just making sure the new prisoner was squeaky

clean and well groomed before bringing her in to see you.

Very conscientious of you.

And is she all clean now?

I think so.

Prisoner?

Squeaky, sir.

Good.

I want you to get her dressed and bring her to my office.

Yes, Warden.

You heard the Warden.

Go get dressed.

Are you sure this is how Lindsay got out so fast?

I said this is how she got off so fast.

Not out.

Now move it.

Yes?

There she is.

That'll be all for now, Matron.

You can wait outside.

All right.

Please have a seat.

Thanks.

Oh, Cindy.

This does not look good for you.

Not good at all.

Warden, I swear.

I was set up.

I didn't do anything at all.

I blame society.

Cindy, this is serious.

You could be facing hard time.

Hard time?

Can't I just have what Paris Hilton got?

I am afraid not.

That's only reserved for hardened criminals and celebrities.

How?

Think of it's hard time.

Your youth flitter in a way.

Your pretty face lined with wrinkles.

Your head full of gray hair.

And no Brazilian waxing.

What?

Is that really what you want?

Hell no.

What can I do to get out of here?

There may be a way for you to get out of this jam you're in.

Really?

Yes, but there's something I'll need you to do for me.

Is right here on the desk, okay?

No, no.

Nothing like that, really.

Oh.

Sorry.

The police have a little project they've been working

on and they could use someone like you on the inside.

It's dangerous and you have to become a squealer

for the feds, but it would get you out of here.

A squealer for the feds?

I don't think so.

You should hear me out on this.

No thanks, Warden.

No deal.

I've got a really good attorney.

I'll take my chances with the justice system.

Thank you.

All right, Cindy, have it your way.

Maitrin.

Yes, Warden.

Please escort the prisoner back to her cell.

With pleasure.

The judge will see you shortly.

Wear a smoking gel.

We had a mover to another cell.

She kept saying she was going to kill you the first chance you got.

Don't have to worry about me.

I can take care of myself.

Fair enough.

Cindy Lou, what have you gotten yourself into this time?

John, there you are.

Thank God.

What took you so long?

I'm sorry.

I just got the message from my secretary.

Came as soon as I heard.

Are you her attorney?

I am.

I hear you're very good.

Is that what you've been telling them?

Well, it's almost true.

Excuse me.

Could I have a moment alone with my client, please?

Of course.

I'll give you 20 minutes.

And your hearing's in an hour.

Okay, so what's the plan?

Cindy, I'm afraid your luck is run out.

I don't know what you expect me to do at this point.

You're supposed to get me out of here.

Okay, tell him the jail's overcrowded.

That always works.

Okay, I've already been in one riot.

Force lesbian sex offered a deal to become a narc for the feds.

And that was just since this morning.

Wow, you should write a book.

Okay, cut the comedy and get me out of here.

Cindy, I hate to bring this up at this delicate time, but in the three years that

I've been defending you, you haven't paid me a single dime.

Okay, look, I'm really sorry about that, but all my checkbooks are back at the house.

Well, I guess I'm gonna have to make a tough decision then.

I could stay and go into court with you, or...

I could hop in my car and go across town and defend an ailing magazine conglomerate

who's been involved in just a little Ponzi scheme.

And they've got money?

Oh, Jesus, they've got tons of money.

Alright, look, mouthpiece, you gotta get me out of here.

There's already a psycho-bitch threatening to kill me.

Can I put a down payment on your services?

Down payment?

I like the sound of that, but just what did you have in mind?

Santa collateral you like?

Actually, I do, but the minute you pull out of here, I'm gonna need some hard cash.

Hey, that's my line.

Council, I see that this is not the first

time your client has been in this courtroom.

We may have had the pleasure of meeting before.

Young lady, you have been in this courtroom 36 times and always for the same offense.

What do you have to say for yourself?

I'm innocent by reason of insanity.

Insanity?

Well, I'm crazy about sex.

Cindy, let me do the talking.

Your Honor, it's clear that my client is not a dangerous

criminal, nor does she pose a threat to the general public.

Keeping her in jail would not be for the good of the community.

The charge is prostitution.

A very serious offense in this particular state.

We understand the charge, Your Honor, but my client has always paid her taxes,

which are considerable.

She volunteers at the local animal shelter.

And on Thanksgiving, she serves dinner down on Skid Row.

Please, I've heard it all before.

I have no choice but to give you the maximum sentence allowable by law.

The maximum sentence?

What's that?

I sentence you to a lifetime in prison without parole.

You've got to be kidding.

A lifetime in prison?

How long is that?

Your Honor, doesn't that seem a bit harsh?

No.

Well, that's it for me then.

What?

Looks like I'm never going to get paid now.

Is that all you can think about?

Cindy, please, of course not.

I'm still thinking about what a sweet ass you have.

That'll cost you.

You bastard, put it on my bill.

Goodbye, Cindy.

It was great while I lasted.

Enjoy your time in prison.

Now what am I going to do?

Spend the rest of your life in prison, I suppose.

What a pity.

But you'll always have me.

That's enough, Matron Grundy.

You can leave now.

This is so unfair.

All I did was turn a few tricks.

Perhaps you should reconsider my offer.

There's still time.

You think so?

I do.

In fact, I believe you're already familiar with this gentleman.

Hey, you're that cop that got me busted in the first place.

I had to, Cindy.

It was the only way to gain your cooperation.

Say that again?

This whole thing?

It was a setup.

To place you in a position where you'd be forced to help us.

Why would I help you?

You're the reason why I just got handed a life sentence.

Help me, and you walk out of here a free woman.

Walk?

Like in Nicole Richie?

Yep.

Or stay put like Bernie Madoff.

So what'll it be, Cindy?

Nicole?

Or Bernie?

What do I have to do?

Here's a deal, Cindy.

We've been eyeing a certain little strip bar downtown that

we believe is a front for an illegal women's flight club.

We gotta put it into this.

But we can't seem to get a girl on the inside.

That's where you come in.

Me?

Why me?

That little scuffle you had with Sasha earlier confirmed our suspicions.

You can be pretty feisty when you want.

And we also suspect Sasha may be part of the gang.

Dude, she wants to kill me.

Great.

Then you're already halfway there.

You both are nuts.

It's your only way out of here.

Alright, fine.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Let's get you out of here.

Prep for your new assignment.

You won't regret this.

You mean I won't live to regret it?

Yeah, that's the spirit, baby.

Well,

look what the cat dragged in.

Thanks for bailing me out.

What would you have me do?

Have my best fighter, Rotten Jail?

No.

So you and I have things to do.

But you owe me.

You owe me big.

I know.

So how's business?

Business is good.

It's better on fight night, but we're keeping our head above water.

No thanks to you.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means you got caught.

You don't ever want to get caught.

You could have brought the police, the feds.

You could have brought the goddamn IRS down on me, down on all of us.

That's not what I pay you for.

I couldn't help myself.

I got carried away.

So you took the fights to the streets?

Out where everyone could see you?

I said I was sorry.

Look, I'm a little hot headed and that chicken salted me.

You see, Sasha?

That's your problem.

You haven't learned to take a little humiliation and like it.

And that cost me money.

I'll make it up to you.

You're damn right, you will.

You know.

I'm going to do you a favor.

I'm going to reroute the way you think.

So we don't have this problem in the future.

And how are you going to do that?

Take off your top.

What?

Take off your top.

Or pay me my money and get out.

What's it going to be?

I make you angry.

What do you think?

Good girl.

Now let's find out between the two of us, which is the real boss around here.

Take off your bottoms.

Now you see how easy that was.

And look at you.

You're angry.

You're seething.

You'd like nothing more than to walk over here and kill me.

But you're not going to do that.

You're going to take one big step toward me.

You're going to give me a deep, passionate kiss.

You're going to be a better woman for it.

You better hope so for your own sake.

Okay, so here's what I'm thinking.

Are you with me, Cindy?

I'm here.

You're just boring me.

I'm sorry.

Maybe you'd be more interested in stamping out license plates.

Maybe I would be.

So what's your brilliant plan hotshot?

I think we planed you into the club and you worked your way through the confidence.

How am I supposed to do that?

I don't know.

Pick a fight with one of the waitresses, throw

a few punches, maybe they'll recruit you.

Just like that.

What if my cover gets blown?

Cindy, you're a prostitute.

What cover do you have to blow?

True.

But what if they find out I'm working for the feds?

Then my goose will be cooked.

Don't panic, okay?

I'll keep a close eye on you.

Anyone who tries to kill you, I'll jump right in.

That's a very comforting thought, Roger.

When do you want me to start?

The sooner the better.

We'll meet up tonight.

Marvelous.

Time to train.

Train?

You're serious?

Put these on.

You gotta get into shape.

I should knock you out.

You're more than welcome to try.

I

don't take drinks from strangers.

What's your name?

Jake.

I'm the bar.

But we're not strangers anymore then.

I'd like a red wine, please.

Bartender.

Two?

So, we don't get a lot of single women in here.

You looking for a job dancing?

No, I'm out celebrating.

Really?

Do you tell?

I just got out of jail.

Now that is a reason to celebrate.

It's me, it's a glass.

Cheers.

You alright?

Yeah, I'm okay.

It just went down the wrong way.

You push me in, push, comes to death.

A separate way.

Time to push you in your place.

I'm gonna push you down the staircase.

You push me in, push, comes to death.

You

push me in, push, comes to death.

Hey, bitch.

Hey.

When did you get out?

Yesterday.

Surprised to see me?

Not really.

I heard only skanks hang out here.

Why you?

Easy, easy.

Easy, homie.

Didn't you just get out of jail for kicking some girls ass?

Yeah.

I did.

Anyways, standing here with your titties all night.

Look, ladies.

This is either the time nor the place for this.

You.

Go backstage and get ready for your next number.

Now.

Bye.

I'm sorry.

I'm so lucky you're here.

I don't know.

You look like if you two were to get in a fight, you'd be able to take Sasha.

You guys meeting jail?

Yeah.

We had a little bit of a rumble.

Maybe I could help solve that little problem?

Nah.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Maybe I'll make it worth your while.

Very?

With your while?

You've got my attention.

Hey, but not here.

Let's do it back in my own.

Leave the way.

Have a seat.

You see Sasha?

She's a hothead, you know?

Dangerous.

I can guess.

And her temper can cause me a bit of trouble from time to time.

But why don't you just fire her?

It's just not that simple, you see.

I have a bit of a side business.

One here I do with the club after hours.

Hold up.

I've already been busted 36 times for prostitution.

No, no, no.

Let me stop you there.

That's not what I'm talking about.

It's good to know what I'm talking about.

It's a fight club.

You understand?

I think so.

Okay, so you're promoting a slightly legal fight here in

the club and you and your bar buddies bet on the outcome?

You are understanding me.

But why me?

Well...

You see...

Sasha is becoming a little more troubled than she's worth.

And then there's you.

You have the... body.

The fighting spirit, the men lying.

I know I can make you my number one girl.

That's if you want to play ball.

Where do I sign?

First things first.

I'm going to have to look over the details of our little arrangement.

The ins and outs.

I'll explore our options.

Everything work out okay?

Not the usual.

Guys promise you the moon and the stars just because they want to get in your pants.

And?

Well, mission accomplished.

You wanted somebody on the inside and so did you.

Excellent.

Tell me all about it.

Okay, you were right about the fight club.

It happens right inside the club after the club closes.

So that's why we've never been able to catch them right handed?

Yeah, there's a ring right in the middle of the spot.

It goes nuts in there.

Brilliant.

And the thing is they've got girls.

Foxy boxers.

Guys place bets on who's going to win.

Great news.

So where does Sasha fit into all of this?

Well, right now she's the current champion.

But that's all about to change.

You... you?

That's right.

They're tired of her.

She's such a loose cannon.

She's on her way out.

Only she doesn't know it yet.

That's right.

This is very interesting.

Maybe if I can get to her we can bring over to our side.

She'd be the perfect witness if she thought they were about to throw her under the bus.

You could charm her.

Hey, it worked on me.

Thanks.

Maybe I will.

I could file my report.

Don't let me stop you.

Keep up the good work.

Thanks.

Anybody here?

Delivery?

Very trusting what?

What do you want?

I heard the noise.

I thought I'd check it out.

No one's supposed to be here right now.

We're close.

Well, guess you should have locked the front door.

My mistake.

So you can go now.

I can't do that right now, Sasha.

You know my name.

You're a parole officer?

Not at all.

But I'm here to help you.

I don't need your help.

Oh, but you do.

You're on your way out, Sasha.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I think you do.

You're being phased out.

Push aside.

For the new girl to take your place.

That's crazy.

Is it?

That girl...

last night.

Now you're getting wise.

She's your next opponent.

And she's gonna win.

And you're gonna find yourself on the street.

Or worse.

Or worse.

I wouldn't put a pass them if they make this your last bout.

You know too much.

You have a reputation of being a hothead.

Do you think they're gonna take that chance?

Those bastards.

But what can I do?

I'll help you.

Together we can turn the tables on them.

But I need to know that you're really on my side.

That I have your full trust.

Let me see how I can convince you.

That'll work.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

I'm

starting to get the hang of this.

I always need to get the heart of a lion.

Let's just help.

I don't start to like it too much.

Save it for the race, slugger.

Now, are you sure we can trust Sasha to play along?

I've gotten whatever assurances I can get.

We'll just have to see.

But what if she screws up?

These guys look pretty dangerous.

I don't want to wind up at the wrong end of a gun.

Me either.

Well, like I said, I've got your back.

That's all well and good for you.

But this chick's got a temper.

And she's already threatened to kill me.

What if this is a setup?

If you're worried, why don't you meet up with her?

Make sure you guys are on the same page.

I think I'll do that.

Do you have her number?

For a few.

My, my.

Give her a call.

Maybe you guys can put your heads together, come

up with a plan that'll make everybody happy.

I think I'll do just that.

Please, come in.

Thanks for seeing me.

What choice did I have?

We're supposed to fight tonight.

It's probably a good idea to find out where we stand.

Exactly.

Drink?

Why not?

I

probably should have known something like this would happen.

I mean, you're only as good as your last fight.

Nice place.

It's not exactly what I expected.

I keep all my money in the bank.

Where it'll be safe.

Smart move.

Especially when you're dealing with scumbags.

So, how do we spend this?

What do we do?

Jake told me to take a dive in the second round.

Or he'd kill me.

Do you think he's serious?

Of course he is.

Money is everything to Jake.

People mean nothing to him.

So you lay down?

But what if I don't go down?

They'll try to kill me.

And you guys can catch them right handed.

Yeah, but what if Roger screws up?

Why risk your neck?

We can still get him on the gambling charges.

Maybe you're right.

My neck has been killing me anyway.

You heard it.

I think so.

Working out.

How does that feel?

You have magic fingers.

That's for sure.

That's what all the boys say.

Oh yeah?

What do the girls say?

Let's find out.

Wait, close your hair.

I want to taste.

Yeah.

Let's get this straight.

You're just gonna spar with her.

Don't let anything heavy.

The most important thing is, protect yourself.

Trust me, I'm scared to death.

If she's on her side, she'll go down on a second round.

And we'll bust Jake, when she's counted up.

What if she doesn't take the dive?

You're gonna use this.

A horseshoe?

You've got to be kidding me.

Nope.

It's worth it for.

Yeah, for the three stooges.

Just put it on the loose.

That's our cue.

Gorg.

Yeah, right.

For sure, you know that I found a shell.

Yeah, let's just hope that conversation we had earlier seals a deal.

Did it go well?

Let's just say she went down in a second.

Thank you.

That'll make you look good or real dead.

Okay.

Makarov, wait, wait.

We're a punches.

Really?

Yeah, you gotta make it look like you're trying to knock me out.

Okay, I'll try.

Knock

you out with a horseshoe?

Hey, maybe she needs some mouth to mouth.

What happened?

Jake just got arrested by Roger and I knocked you out with a horseshoe.

What are you doing now?

Giving you mouth to mouth?

Don't stop.

Okay, I've already been in one riot.

Force lesbian sex offered a deal to become a narc for the feds.

And that was just since this morning.

You've got to be kidding.

A lifetime in prison?

How long is that?

For a second there, I thought we were going to have rough jailhouse sex.

I could pay to make war, not love.

I probably should have known something like this would happen.

I mean, you're only as good as your last fight.

I'll fix you for this.

You can use this.

Let me see how I can convince you.

That'll work.

Will this do?

Jake, on the bar.

It's just not that simple, you see.

I have a bit of a side business.

One here I do at the club after hours.

You're angry.

You're seething.

You'd like nothing more than to walk over here and kill me.

I'm still thinking about what a sweet ass you have.

Down payment?

I like the sound of that.

You're a pretty one.

They'll like you here.

What a pity.

But you'll always have me.

Think of it's hard time.

You're youth flittering away.

You're pretty face lined with wrinkles.

You're head full of gray hair.

And no Brazilian waxing.

So what'll it be, Cindy?

Nicole or Bernie?