All language subtitles for dsw-23-04-16-cecelia-taylor-and-mazy-myers-swinging-with-them_480p

Come in. Hi there. Nice to see you.

Hello. Hi.

Good to see you, man. Good to see you, I
think. This is my stepdaughter,

Cecilia. My stepdaughter, Maisie.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Let's play ball.

Awesome.

Okay, kid.

So this is home base.

There over there is the first base,
second base, third base, going back to

base. The idea is that the pitcher is
going to pitch to you.

You're going to crouch here a little bit
here.

You see here, this is the zone, the
pitching zone.

He has to pitch in this area in order
for it to be a valid pitch.

If he passes through this area... Are
you paying attention?

Yes.

Okay.

Alright, so this is what I'm gonna do.

So, you're gonna hit the ball.

Then you're gonna run for first base.

You got this. Thank you.

Thank you. So is yours.

Thank you. I like that we met. I know.

Okay. But do we have to run all the way
around?

No. To get the point? No, you want to
get first base.

Now, of course, you can get a double,
but it depends if you can get it safe to

the first base first.

Because there's going to be a first
baseman over there. Of course, we don't

anyone else.

Just hit the damn ball and get to first
base. That's all you have to do.

Okay. Questions?

No, not at all. Okay, so what did I just
say?

Hit the ball.

Hit the damn ball. Yeah. And get to
first base.

Yeah. Okay. The idea is to...

Find a way to get to second and third.

So you catch the fucking ball.

So my question is, who's going to be
throwing it and who is going to be

it? I think we have to start with the
fundamentals, don't you think?

How do you mean?

Well, pitching and batting.

Pitching and batting. Okay.

So, why don't we do a little lesson? I
could work on it with your daughter. We

could do the batting. Uh -huh.

Pay attention.

Pay attention.

You won't need the gloves because we're
going to be batting. Okay.

You want that?

All right. And we'll have that.

All right. Right.

Hey, you can't... You can't be batting
and hold your phone.

Yes, I can.

All right.

All right. Okay.

Okay.

You ready?

Yep. So when you're texting, are you
right -handed or left -handed? Right.

Okay, so you want to put the bat in your
right hand.

Okay.

You got your phone safe?

Yep. Okay, imagine the ball's coming at
you.

Let me see.

Is that good?

Yeah.

Yeah, swing, boom.

Yeah?

Okay. Got it?

Yep. Sure?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. This is great.

I think so. Do me a slow -mo.

That wasn't slow -mo.

It's like you almost hit me in the face.

All right, go slow.

All right, just go real slow.

Get the line.

Awesome. Is that good?

Yeah, very good.

Okay. All right. Do one without me.

Okay.

Nice. We're good?

We done?

No, we're not done.

So, you're going to pitch the baseball.

Yeah. No, stop watching. Stop looking at
the phone. Pay attention here.

So, you're going to hold the ball like
this. It's called a six -finger

Okay. You're going to... Stop looking at
the phone. I can do it at the same

time. No.

Look. You have to throw all the way to
the home base, right in the strike zone.

It's very complicated.

You have to have a whole pitching
motion.

Wait. I'm giving you the phone. Here.

Here's the ball.

Find the seams.

Two seams.

Here.

Okay. No, you're not filling this.

There we go.

That's how you do it. Hey, that's not
how you bat.

Here.

The fuck you're doing?

The hand placement is all wrong.

That's what I was helping her with, the
hand placement.

No, no.

Right. If I was holding, I would be like
this, right?

I try and put... No, no. This finger and
this hand, they should be touching.

No, you can't. Have you ever heard of
dichrom?

Dude, this is how you do it. You have to
have a proper space.

You have a gap.

Yeah, you have to have a gap. I've
always said it should be touching.

It's such a light bulb.

That's how we would do cricket.

Goddamn Brits. No.

It's touching.

No, you won't have control.

And this leads me to another thing,
okay?

Britain's greatest prime minister was
William Pitt the Elder.

No, it's Lord Palmerston.

That's the greatest prime minister. Pitt
the Elder!

No, it's Lord Palmerston in England.

What the fuck did he do?

Lots of presidential things.

He's the prime minister!

So boring. So boring.

At least it's over.

Literally.

I'm kind of horny, though.

Yeah? Yeah.

I've been really horny lately, too, to
be honest.

Yeah, I mean, like, your dad's kind of
hot.

You think so?

Totally. Isn't that kind of weird?

Not at all.

I guess not.

Oh, my gosh. This one time I was at
camp, and he snuck in and... dildo and

those girls played with it. Really?

Yeah. It was so much fun.

You didn't get in trouble for that?

No. I don't care anyways. It was hot.

I guess so.

Yeah, your dad rubbing himself against
me made my pussy so wet.

Really? Yeah, I'm so horny.

Are you horny? I guess I have been horny
lately, yeah.

Get horny. Yeah? You think so?

Yeah. We should use this bath.

Really?

Yes. You think that's a good idea?

Yes, because there's no boys around.

I guess you're right. We don't have any
boys to hang out with right now.

We should do it.

Really? Yeah.

You really think so?

Um, yes.

I'll show you what I did at camp.

Whoa.

Come on, let's do it. It's fun and sexy.

Come on, please. Maybe.

Maybe.

Let me see you.

Ooh, those are so cute. And they match
your spot.

Thank you.

Here, hold that up.

Take off her shoes and get more
comfortable.

You're so cute.

I'll

show

you how we do it.

And you guys didn't get in trouble for
doing that at camp?

Hopefully they stay outside for a long
time.

They're probably still arguing.

You're so dumb.

It feels so good.

Can I put it inside of you?

You should.

Was it fun?

I hope so.

It feels good.

Oh my god, it's so good.

It literally fit inside of me.

Can we try it on you?

Yeah.

Ew. You don't think it's weird because
it's a baseball bat?

No, not at all.

It's kind of...

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Nothing, nothing.

Looked like they were kissing me.

Well, don't! Well, no, you should tell
them don't. I mean, maybe it's good for

them to experiment at home. In the
safety of... No, it's not so wrong.

In the safety of their home instead of
with some college boy in the back of a

car somewhere.

You know?

How could you? How are they going to
learn?

They don't have to run that.

Oh.

You could teach him a thing or two.

I mean... You're not a kid.

And, uh... If

she's horny and she wants some dick, I
could do... I could help.

You want to, uh, look after mine?

What?

You're gonna fuck your daughter.

I think it could be a good, uh,
experience.

I don't know.

For all of us. Trust me on this. Here.
Um, sure.

Okay. I'm still not sure.

Well, yeah. Follow my lead here.

Ghost, come with us a minute.

Come on.

Come on.

This way.

I'm gonna show you something.

In the bedroom.

Come on. Sit down.

So here's what I'm thinking. As far as I
know, these girls haven't been fooling

around with any boys, have you?

I don't think we have had that chat.

But we did see you kissing earlier.

They were kissing.

Girls kissing girls.

Here's what I propose.

They could experiment in this safe
environment with us.

Experiment with us?

I mean, you with my daughter. I could
educate your daughter.

It would be safe sex.

We wouldn't want them getting knocked up
by some college boys.

That would be far more trouble.

So we could teach them.

Is that what you want, sweetie?

I think it would be a really good idea.

Hmm. We come up with all the best ideas
in our family.

We haven't been hanging out with any
guys recently anyways.

Yeah.

Think of it like sex education.

Sex education class.

Extracurricular homework.

Okay. No one gets pregnant.

Exactly.

I want to do it.

And these Collins boys don't know what
they're doing. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

They can be nice and passionate. Teach
them romance. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. You come with me. Okay.

All right. Well, you girls change seats.

Okay.

Well, I think let's start with
undressing the girls. Yeah.

How does this roll? Use big buttons?

They are.

They're cute.

Do you want to take my backpack?

Yeah.

There's no underwear there.

What's wrong?

It's okay.

I can see your daughter's boobs.

Wow. They're nice.

Want this up? Yeah.

They're so pretty.

Oh, I can't think about it.

Look at her ass.

It's so juicy.

I keep bumping you with this.

Oh, it's my turn now, is it?

She's eager, this one.

Yeah.

Oh. Look at your daughter. Oh. Isn't
that so hot?

Yes. All right, let's see it.

Scoot back a little bit.

Be in there with the team.

That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Your daughter's very good at blowjobs.

She looks very good at it. Yeah, doesn't
she?

Why don't you let me suck your dick?

Oh.

She's eager, this one.

Hey, look, let's do the special trick.
You remember this one?

You want to give her...

Little kiss there.

Look at that.

What's so wrong with this kiss here?

Look at how big your dad's dick is.
Well, that's not wrong. She didn't kiss

touch my dick.

There you go. Cute little kiss.

Kiss my cheek too, Maisie.

No, don't.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

Yeah, it's a little game play.

Oh, oh, no.

Steady.

That was close.

Let's see over here.

Oh, wow.

This is not the first time you've done
this.

She's very good at this.

Let's have

another

game of kiss the cheek. You want to kiss
my cheek again?

That's it.

And now it's our turn.

Let's try over here.

I don't want to think about that.

Come and kiss this cheek sweetie.

There you go.

Good education for you both.

We're learning so much.

Kiss the baby.

Yeah, the girl's kissing.

What does your dad's dick taste like?

We're watching him sucking his dick.

She doesn't have so much of an
indication for you.

Yeah, she knows what she's doing this
one.

She's got lots of spit.

You like your daddy's spit on your dick?

You're so freaky.

Come off on the boat.

Yeah, let's go on the boat.

You probably would have been doing this
anyway, wouldn't you? You would have

ended up having some girly time
together, wouldn't you?

to exist.

You're watching this, Luke. You're
taking notes.

Look at this.

Oh, yeah. She's so good at playing her
card. Maybe you could give her a little

click on the cheek.

Why won't you look at it? Just look at
her pussy.

It's right there.

It's so hot though.

And it's so wet too.

It's right there. Why won't you just
look at it?

You're tiring.

You're a pretty pussy.

I'll teach you. I'll lift you up.

Let's go over here. Ready?

Oh, so close to my daughter.

Then you can look at her too.

That's it, honey.

Does it feel good when I tickle your
balls? Oh, I can feel something

Not you tickling. That is me.

Oh.

Yeah, tickle.

Keep tickling. Your daughter's pussy
looks so good.

Scratch. It looks so good when it's
getting fucked. Oh, you're going to get

great view of her pussy from there.

Yeah. Yeah.

I think so.

I think it'll be fine.

It's going to be so much more fun if we
do.

It's very exciting. I think they need to
learn how to share.

Sharing is caring.

It's just experimenting.

Yeah, we're just experimenting.

We could try.

Yeah,

it's really gross.

You don't have to look.

Yeah, close your eyes.

Yeah. Face the other way, you wouldn't
know.

You wouldn't be able to tell the
difference. Don't you want to try your

daughter's pussy?

You can try and guess whose dick is it.

Play a little game.

Are you still tickling there, sweetie?

Yeah, I am. I can feel it.

I think

we should try.

You don't know until you try.

You can never really know until you
experience something for yourself.

I think we should try.

I think we should.

What if she gets horny at home?

Yeah,

why if she gets horny at home? Then she
won't be calling up these college boys.

She can know she can always come to you.
That's a good point.

Right?

That's weird and fucked up.

Yeah, yeah.

It's not really, it's thinking makes it
so.

Right? Nothing's really good all the
time.

Just thinking makes sense.

How about we just try it for a second?

Just the tip.

Let's try. How do we do that? Just one
little poke.

Just a little bit.

You've come where I was.

Okay. Yeah, we just... Okay, place it.

I want to look at him.

No, you don't have to look.

There you go.

You really want this? I don't know.
Should we?

I think you'll be okay.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Yeah, it's fun. It's a sexy time.

What do you think, Dad?

I think it's great.

Is this supposed to be good parenting?

Um, I guess.

You really want this?

Yeah, I guess, yeah.

Give it a try.

Yeah, I don't know.

That's kind of weird. I don't know about
that. That was weird.

Oh, come on. It's fine.

Yeah, you help him out, honey. We're
going to have fun.

Come on, just fuck it. It looks like if
Dick still likes it, look. If Dick is

talking, say, I'm hard.

He's not looking.

He's trying not to look. No, he's not.

Keep your eyes closed.

Good girl.

No, you don't have to look, but you can
feel it, right? You guys feel sexy.

It's a sexy feeling.

This is so weird.

You guys are so weird.

It's not that weird.

I'm different.

Yeah, no, it is.

Well, you said it yourself, Dad. It's
like family therapy.

And what am I going to do if I'm horny
in that movie?

Yeah. She's not going to go after all
the boys. She can stay at home.

But I don't have to hit up all my
college boys.

I have to be weird. You have to be
weird, too, man.

This is so weird.

You pretend I'm one of your college boys
then.

You play that game, sorry.

I don't want to stare at my dad.

Why don't you just go and doggie? Yes,
do doggie.

That's a great idea. See, she's
innovative.

Innovative? I can't talk.

Innovative. Innovative.

See, we're learning words. And then you
can look at my dad.

That's fine, yeah. He's hot.

He's a hot dog.

I can't believe you're sucking his dick
though.

Do you want to share it?

So again, this is a lesson in how to
share it. So that's what we're learning.

Two sexy mouths.

Oh, yeah.

It's deep inside of me.

Oh, my God.

It's deep inside of you and very hard.
Oh, my God.

It's so big and hard.

That's nature. See, nature is... You
can't stop nature.

Steady on.

She's actually talking to her dad, too.

It's so weird, but kind of how it is. It
feels really good, actually.

I'm not looking.

Oh, I can't see anything.

Now we're fucking both of ourselves. Oh,
my God, we are.

pop it out and then share see yeah suck

my dad's dick

aren't we learning so much

today everybody yeah we are great
education

How's your daddy's pussy feel?

I'm pretending he's someone else.

Yeah, we were pretending we were college
boys.

We're the college boys gang.

Oof.

They're coming up with all the ideas,
aren't they?

They've got all the best ideas. I'm
going to look at them all.

I have to watch.

Or look at me.

Yeah, let's look at each other.

I just don't even want to think about
it.

I'm imagining college, boys.

I'm imagining college, Susie.

Oh my gosh, this is so weird.

Look, you can see just who it is.

It was different.

It's not as bad as you might think.

I guess it is.

That was fun, wasn't it? Oh my god.

Oh my god.

See, you can see everything.

Why don't you let your dad fuck you?

Why don't you do all the work?

Still kiss, you got pillows.

It's like a thunder party.

Except the college boys are here.

You're doing that?

Everybody want to come. Yeah?

Yeah. I want you to come on my face.

Oh.

Okay, well, come on down here. Great
idea, honey.

All the best ideas.

Oh, yeah.