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What the?

Oh, come on, not again.

Come on.

Dixie!

Come on, are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah. Do you know what's wrong with the disposal?

No. I don't know anything about that.

Really? No, I don't. Did you put anything solid down there?

No.

There's only soft food, like I told you.

I know, I don't mess with the dishes.

You don't?

Well, I know you don't do the dishes.

You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's probably your mom.

You know, I got the game going.

I got people coming over.

The game's about to start. You know what?

I'll take care of it. I'll fix it. Just go have fun. Go do you.

I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it.

That's about it.

I'll take care of this.

Yo, Dixie!

Somebody's at the door!

There's no one.

Hey, Uncle Derek. Hey, what are you doing? I didn't know you were in here.

I didn't know you were in here.

Okay, stop. What are you doing? What's your dad doing?

Dude, stop. That was a one -time thing, all right? So just relax.

Dude, you can do whatever you want. Just stop.

I'm here to see your dad. Can you open the door?

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

He's in the kitchen. What is wrong with you?

Holy shit.

That was Uncle Derek.

Oh, Uncle Derek is here?

Yeah. Hey, what's up, man?

Hey, what's up, man?

Hey. How are you? How are you? Good, good. You?

Yeah, yeah. Good, good, good. Here.

You're early.

I mean, I thought, you know, there was no traffic. What are you doing here?

Nothing, man. The garbage disposal went out again.

Really? Yeah, it must have stuck something, bones or something down

you stick something down there?

Yeah, I don't know.

Are you going to get done pretty quick or what? Yeah, I should be done in about

15 -20 minutes. Alright, cool, cool.

Yeah, then we'll catch the game.

There's a cooler outside with drinks and stuff if you want to... Yeah, that's

nice. I got a few things to take care of anyway, some business stuff.

I'll let you do that, and I'll do this, yeah? Yeah, I'll go back to it. Alright,

alright.

What the f***?

What the f*** are you doing? Your brother's right there. Can you stop?

If you don't let me suck your dick, I'm gonna scream.

What the f***? Come on.

Are you kidding me? Your brother's right there. Stop. Come on.

Do you think I'm playing?

Just make it click, alright?

Did you ever take care of that situation?

Um, the situation?

That court situation.

Like two months ago or something?

Yeah, I took care of it. Did you get finished with the thing?

I'm working on it. I'm almost done. Sounds like you're almost done. Are you

alright? Yeah, you know. Weird.

Just cramping a little bit.

Cramping? Yeah.

Gotta relax. Don't work out too much.

Yeah, I'll get it out. Go ahead and get done.

Yeah? Yeah.

Go have a drink or something bro, relax. Yeah.

Stay a little tight.

Okay.

No, what the fuck's going on here?

No. I didn't. Dude. It wasn't him. I swear.

What the fuck? What do you mean it wasn't him? His dick was in your mouth.

wasn't me. Seriously. I pushed myself onto him. I swear.

You pushed? What? He did.

Derek, what the fuck? I didn't do anything.

I tried to stop her.

I'm sorry.

I have an issue. I like older men.

You have an issue?

Yeah. Really? That's what you call it? You have an issue?

I'm sorry.

What do you mean you're sorry?

You think that's it? You're just going to say you're sorry and that's it?

Look, he tried to stop me, okay? I tried to stop him. Right, so it's not his

fault. So, you know, he needs to go. No. He needs to go.

No, look, I'm...

I just like older men.

He tried to stop me. I pushed myself onto him.

He didn't do it.

You have a fucking problem. You know that, right?

Yeah. Why didn't you come talk to me about it?

I would have gotten you some help. We could have figured this out.

Hello? I'm talking to you.

Do you really got to keep fucking grabbing his dick?

Because I like older men. I'm attracted to you too, so I couldn't talk to you.

wait wait wait wait wait wait what do you mean you're attracted to me too i

i like older men i just said this but i'm your father you can't be attracted

me you're not my father they're technically neither one of y 'all are

me by blood well i mean okay you got a point yeah we're not related okay

so then what are we doing wrong

You're sucking dick in my fucking kitchen.

That's what you're doing wrong.

Oh my God, your mother would kill me if she found out.

Oh my God, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? Just relax. She

have to find out.

What do you mean she doesn't have to find out? She doesn't have to know.

Oh my God, what am I going to do? Oh my God, what am I going to tell your mom?

I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Just relax.

Do you remember Jessica?

Jessica. Yeah, the one from college? Yeah, you remember?

Yeah, I remember. It's been a while, but remember we tag -teamed her.

Yeah, I know that. I was there. It was me and you. She's not related to you or

me. I mean, I know she's in your house.

So you want to tag -team her?

Really? Dude, Mom doesn't have to know.

How long has it been for you, huh? Same person?

It's been 13 years.

Yeah, you're right. You're right.

He's into you.

Just take a chance, man.

I mean, you know what? Fuck it. You know what? You're here already. Just think

Jessica.

Do a Jessica moment?

Yeah.

You said you're attracted to older guys, right?

I'd like to report.

Definitely a Jessica moment.

Oh

shit.

If you're going to do this, let's go to the couch.

We've got a couple of minutes before everybody fills up.

Oh my God.

What the...

Baby don't stop.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

It's really fun to talk.

Come on, bounce that head.

Oh, yes.

oh yeah

Come here baby. Lean back.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

There you go. Chop on that calf.

Chop on that calf.

Oh shit.

Come here, baby. Come here.

Come here, baby.

Get down on your knees.

Get down on your knees, baby.

Oh shit, I don't want to tell mom about this. What time is it?

Is she almost home?

No, these people are almost here.

Did you fix the thing, bro?

Yeah, there's a puzzle right there.

To be honest, man, I never made it to court.

Huh? Yeah.

I just wanted to come clean, I'm sorry.

I don't care. I thought you cared.

You're a bad brother.