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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,436 --> 00:00:07,110 Okay, here we go. 2 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:09,893 Opening night, "Everlasting", all right? 3 00:00:09,923 --> 00:00:11,715 Let's give 'em something that they want! 4 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,050 Ponies! Princesses! 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,268 Romance! Love. 6 00:00:15,298 --> 00:00:17,837 I don't know, it's all a bunch of crap, anyways. 7 00:00:17,867 --> 00:00:18,922 Let's go, people. 8 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,474 - The girls are about to arrive. - Are you feeling nervous? 9 00:00:21,504 --> 00:00:23,042 I wouldn't say so, no. 10 00:00:23,072 --> 00:00:24,797 - Excited, then? - Absolutely. 11 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:25,596 - Good. - I'm ready. 12 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,726 Well, that's good... because here they come. 13 00:00:51,406 --> 00:00:52,289 - Hello, there. - Hi. 14 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:53,407 I'm Shamiqua. 15 00:00:53,437 --> 00:00:54,475 - Shamiqua? - Yeah. 16 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:56,768 - Okay. There we go. I think I got it. - Cut! Cut! Cut! 17 00:00:56,798 --> 00:00:58,328 That's a cut! That's a cut! 18 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,847 Everybody, back to one, please! Let's hustle! 19 00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:01,826 Damn it! 20 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:05,166 Shamiqua? That's your girl? 21 00:01:05,196 --> 00:01:07,470 That's the one who you said had wife potential? 22 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,912 - She's black. - She's gorgeous. 23 00:01:08,942 --> 00:01:10,289 She went to Spelman. 24 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:11,758 Okay, you know what? 25 00:01:11,788 --> 00:01:14,002 First girl out of the carriage is always a wifey, 26 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,969 and that is not a wifey. 27 00:01:15,999 --> 00:01:17,607 There's a black man in the White House. 28 00:01:17,637 --> 00:01:19,782 Oh, thank you so much. I know, okay? 29 00:01:19,812 --> 00:01:21,362 And he's barely black, all right? 30 00:01:21,647 --> 00:01:24,371 It is not my fault that America's racist, people. 31 00:01:24,401 --> 00:01:26,523 Okay, Dan, let's go. Get a new girl out here. 32 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:27,431 Hustle, hustle. 33 00:01:27,461 --> 00:01:29,075 - Okay, got it. - Ugh! 34 00:01:29,105 --> 00:01:30,647 - Where's Limo Three? - Haven't seen it. 35 00:01:30,677 --> 00:01:32,116 - Where's Limo Three? - I don't know. 36 00:01:32,146 --> 00:01:34,051 Nobody? "I don't know"? Limo Three. 37 00:01:34,081 --> 00:01:36,553 Um, you'd better be breaking the damn sound barrier, 38 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:38,450 because we need you here right now. 39 00:01:39,169 --> 00:01:40,396 - Uh, Limo Three? - I can't even... 40 00:01:40,426 --> 00:01:41,057 Thank you. 41 00:01:41,087 --> 00:01:44,498 What part of "we are rolling" did you not understand? 42 00:01:44,528 --> 00:01:45,793 - Your costing our production - We're almost there. 43 00:01:45,823 --> 00:01:47,556 every second you're not here. 44 00:01:47,586 --> 00:01:48,560 You know, our flight was delayed. 45 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:50,469 I can do a lot, Quinn, but I can't control the weather. 46 00:01:50,499 --> 00:01:52,052 Just get your ass in here now. 47 00:01:52,082 --> 00:01:55,872 Hey, um, tiny girl, I really have to pee, here... 48 00:01:55,902 --> 00:01:57,239 like, bad. 49 00:01:57,269 --> 00:01:59,661 Yeah, I can't really control the weather, either, if you know what I mean. 50 00:01:59,691 --> 00:02:01,062 You know, I could actually go, as well. 51 00:02:01,092 --> 00:02:02,963 Okay, uh, well, ladies, we are just, um, 52 00:02:02,993 --> 00:02:03,864 a few minutes away, 53 00:02:03,894 --> 00:02:05,504 so do you want to know who the suitor is? 54 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:06,705 - Oh... - Oh, my gosh! 55 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,271 - Yeah. - Uh, yes? 56 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:10,073 His name is Adam Cromwell. 57 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:12,954 He is the British heir to the Cromwell Hotel fortune. 58 00:02:12,984 --> 00:02:14,527 Oh, my gosh! 59 00:02:14,557 --> 00:02:16,357 - What?! - Adam Cromwell?! 60 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:17,704 Oh, my God! 61 00:02:19,829 --> 00:02:21,071 - That is absolutely... - Adam Cromwell? 62 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:22,580 - That's great. - Oh, my God. He's so yummy. 63 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,157 - You guys... - Oh, my... 64 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,121 - So? - Oh... 65 00:02:25,151 --> 00:02:27,812 - He's got real... - Oh, well... 66 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:33,112 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Listen to me. 67 00:02:33,142 --> 00:02:33,935 Wake him up. 68 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:36,582 He looks like he'd rather be chewing cud than meeting hot girls. 69 00:02:36,612 --> 00:02:38,416 - Hold the roll. Hold the roll... - So, I just, uh... 70 00:02:38,446 --> 00:02:42,005 Um, producers want you to act a little bit more charming 71 00:02:42,035 --> 00:02:43,163 on the next take, so we're gonna roll again. 72 00:02:43,193 --> 00:02:44,148 - More charming? - Yeah. 73 00:02:44,178 --> 00:02:45,840 - Right. Okay. - Okay? 74 00:02:46,289 --> 00:02:47,684 Oh, whatever. 75 00:02:47,714 --> 00:02:49,946 Just be a good meat puppet and do as I say. 76 00:02:49,976 --> 00:02:51,397 Uh, Limo Three just arrived. 77 00:02:51,427 --> 00:02:54,816 Oh, good. Okay, get in here right now, Three. 78 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:56,219 All right, ladies, phones, now. 79 00:02:56,249 --> 00:02:58,338 You don't want to see me with no phone for eight weeks. 80 00:02:58,368 --> 00:02:59,806 Yeah, eight weeks if you're lucky. 81 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:01,141 One night if you're not. 82 00:03:01,171 --> 00:03:03,118 - Okay, so eight weeks. - Wow. 83 00:03:04,254 --> 00:03:05,055 Hey. 84 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,433 - H-Hey, Rach, can we use the bathroom? - Ladies. 85 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:09,949 Do not move from this limo until I tell you. 86 00:03:09,979 --> 00:03:10,876 - Thanks. - Uh... 87 00:03:10,906 --> 00:03:12,878 Rachel, what about the bathroom? 88 00:03:12,908 --> 00:03:14,514 Don't let them leave from this limo, okay? 89 00:03:14,544 --> 00:03:15,654 Copy that. 90 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:26,234 You guys, get her when she's coming in, okay? 91 00:03:26,264 --> 00:03:27,786 Cover her coming out. 92 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:32,938 Oh, crap. 93 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,526 Is that...? 94 00:03:37,556 --> 00:03:39,641 Yep, your boyfriend's ex. 95 00:03:41,977 --> 00:03:44,370 What? What, you guys really need to be on Steadicam 96 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,505 this whole time, shooting me? 97 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:47,787 This is ridiculous. 98 00:03:47,817 --> 00:03:49,823 Welcome back to reality, Rachel. 99 00:03:49,853 --> 00:03:51,941 Rachel's the mystery freelancer? 100 00:03:51,971 --> 00:03:53,037 Surprise. 101 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,106 Unbelievable. 102 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:57,813 Yeah. Be afraid, okay? 103 00:03:57,843 --> 00:03:59,065 Crazy's back. 104 00:03:59,095 --> 00:04:00,783 Don't everybody rush to hug me at one time. 105 00:04:00,813 --> 00:04:01,813 I'm... 106 00:04:05,127 --> 00:04:06,884 Shit. 107 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:11,408 == sync & corrections by Wolfen == == www.addic7ed.com == 108 00:04:21,317 --> 00:04:22,855 Here we go. 109 00:04:22,885 --> 00:04:23,880 Ahh. 110 00:04:24,704 --> 00:04:26,637 It's about to get interesting. 111 00:04:27,757 --> 00:04:30,601 - Oh, yeah! - Yay, welcome back, Rachel. 112 00:04:31,431 --> 00:04:32,574 Nice with the cameras. That was nice. 113 00:04:32,604 --> 00:04:34,478 Oh, my pleasure, my pleasure. 114 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:37,982 My, my, my, look what the cat dragged home. 115 00:04:38,227 --> 00:04:40,161 I thought... I mean, weren't you... 116 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:41,541 On probation? 117 00:04:41,571 --> 00:04:43,564 Yeah, and I'm doing community service. 118 00:04:43,594 --> 00:04:45,001 I'm still waiting on the, uh, trial 119 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:46,429 for the civil charges, though. 120 00:04:46,459 --> 00:04:50,075 And, um, and you did the pickups on the last of my girls? 121 00:04:50,674 --> 00:04:51,534 Nobody told me they were your... 122 00:04:51,564 --> 00:04:54,187 Y-Yeah, they're not Shia's. They're yours, okay? 123 00:04:54,217 --> 00:04:55,120 Here you go. 124 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:57,051 And, Shia, you have other girls. 125 00:04:57,081 --> 00:04:58,570 Yeah, but she gets the best ones? 126 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,537 At least two stayers. 127 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,339 Who you couldn't close. 128 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,796 I had Rachel fly out and convince the lawyer 129 00:05:03,826 --> 00:05:05,656 and the MILF to sign their contracts. 130 00:05:05,686 --> 00:05:07,249 So tonight, I want you floating, 131 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:08,929 and maybe you can turn one of your dogs 132 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:10,494 into a dark horse, okay? 133 00:05:10,524 --> 00:05:13,020 All right, I need the girls from Limo Three now, please. 134 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:14,902 Quinn, can you come down here, please? 135 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:16,825 We have kind of a situation. 136 00:05:17,311 --> 00:05:18,945 Crap. 137 00:05:18,975 --> 00:05:21,381 All right, I'm on my way, and I'm pissed. 138 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:25,143 Uh, we got a situation. 139 00:05:27,413 --> 00:05:29,119 I really have to pee. Do you guys have to go? 140 00:05:29,149 --> 00:05:31,285 - I've had to since the airport. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 141 00:05:31,315 --> 00:05:32,995 Yeah. I know, they haven't let us out at all. 142 00:05:33,025 --> 00:05:34,637 - Are you okay? - How you doing? 143 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,454 - I'm good. - Good. 144 00:05:35,484 --> 00:05:36,315 Yeah, I mean, you know, 145 00:05:36,345 --> 00:05:37,510 it's a little bit surreal being back, but... 146 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:39,043 Too close! Yeah, but what? 147 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,378 You're ready to get out there. 148 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,538 - I think so. I... - Okay. 149 00:05:41,568 --> 00:05:42,669 You know, Quinn, I just... 150 00:05:42,699 --> 00:05:44,237 my therapist says that I can't really travel 151 00:05:44,267 --> 00:05:45,333 any more than I already have. 152 00:05:45,363 --> 00:05:46,634 I mean, I have to keep a schedule, 153 00:05:46,664 --> 00:05:48,104 - make my appointments. - Yeah, okay, fine. 154 00:05:48,134 --> 00:05:49,224 - You know, I'm seri... - Okay, travel. No travel. 155 00:05:49,254 --> 00:05:51,332 Whatever. Uh, where's Ricardo?! 156 00:05:51,362 --> 00:05:52,820 Hello?! Nobody?! 157 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:53,866 All right, listen! 158 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:56,823 I need 10 times more pillar candles, people! 159 00:05:56,853 --> 00:05:58,047 10 times! 160 00:05:58,828 --> 00:05:59,533 Wow. 161 00:05:59,563 --> 00:06:01,506 They're all looking at me like, "huh?" 162 00:06:01,536 --> 00:06:03,153 You know, Quinn, I also really want to thank you. 163 00:06:03,183 --> 00:06:05,054 Move! Don't thank me, all right? 164 00:06:05,084 --> 00:06:06,603 Just repay me. You owe me big-time 165 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:07,840 after the mess you made. 166 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:08,833 Okay, everybody, hold the work. 167 00:06:08,863 --> 00:06:10,514 We're gonna try this crane now, please. 168 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,846 I can not believe that I have to ask this again, 169 00:06:12,876 --> 00:06:14,306 but where is Limo Three? 170 00:06:14,336 --> 00:06:15,677 We are holding on that. 171 00:06:16,072 --> 00:06:18,522 The thing is Adam... We can't find him. 172 00:06:18,931 --> 00:06:19,785 What? 173 00:06:19,815 --> 00:06:21,269 - Yeah. - Ugh. 174 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:23,667 - Chet's here. - Oh, great. 175 00:06:23,697 --> 00:06:25,306 Just... everybody act like everything's fine. 176 00:06:25,336 --> 00:06:29,240 Yep. Chet Wilton, creator of "Everlasting," big kahuna. 177 00:06:29,325 --> 00:06:31,404 Don't worry, Lizzie. Come here. Give me a kiss. 178 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,282 Mmm. 179 00:06:33,312 --> 00:06:34,384 I hear we have a situation. 180 00:06:34,414 --> 00:06:36,179 I didn't know you were here. 181 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:38,401 Oh, I'm hanging out with my homeys in the grip truck. 182 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:39,881 Where's my royalty? 183 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:42,249 Um, maybe you'd like to answer that? 184 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:44,001 Just watch. It's fine. 185 00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:45,623 Yeah? Okay. 186 00:06:45,653 --> 00:06:46,570 - Hi. - Hey. 187 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,201 - Uh, we stopped rolling. - Right. 188 00:06:49,231 --> 00:06:51,281 I took my eyes off him for a minute, and... 189 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,038 uh, we lost him. 190 00:06:54,804 --> 00:06:55,625 Who are you? 191 00:06:55,655 --> 00:06:57,193 Dan... uh, first A.D. 192 00:06:57,223 --> 00:06:58,811 We've worked together for four years. 193 00:06:58,841 --> 00:07:00,591 All right. Who are you? 194 00:07:00,861 --> 00:07:02,643 - Uh, S-Sam, second A.D. - This is Sam. 195 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,784 Sam. Sam, you're now the first A.D. 196 00:07:04,814 --> 00:07:06,113 You're now fired. 197 00:07:06,649 --> 00:07:07,344 Okay? 198 00:07:07,374 --> 00:07:09,116 - I need you to get your crap and get out. - Okay. 199 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:11,381 - Chet, I... - No, no, no. It's not a conversation. 200 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:13,275 I need you to get off of my set, 201 00:07:13,305 --> 00:07:14,760 or you're not gonna be able to get a job in this town 202 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:16,095 as anything but a crack whore... 203 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,046 assistant crack whore. 204 00:07:17,076 --> 00:07:18,292 - An assistant crack whore. - Uh, Chet, Chet. 205 00:07:18,328 --> 00:07:20,413 - Chet, uh, could you come here, please? - Yeah. 206 00:07:20,443 --> 00:07:21,962 Um, you can't just walk in here 207 00:07:21,992 --> 00:07:23,719 and replace my experienced A.D. 208 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:25,354 - with some kid. - Hey, relax, Quinn. 209 00:07:25,384 --> 00:07:26,333 You got this. 210 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,317 No, no, no, no, no. 211 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,636 Unlike some people, 212 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:30,810 I don't own a billion-dollar franchise. 213 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,516 I have to work for a living, all right? 214 00:07:32,546 --> 00:07:33,963 I'm going to get fired. 215 00:07:33,993 --> 00:07:34,719 You're not gonna get fired. 216 00:07:34,749 --> 00:07:37,200 - I'm not gonna let that happen to you. - I am serious. 217 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:39,252 No Adam, no show. 218 00:07:39,282 --> 00:07:41,370 Even you can't bail me out of this. 219 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,600 - Rachel! - Yes? 220 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,223 - Go find him. - Who? Adam? 221 00:07:44,253 --> 00:07:45,775 I, um, I've never e... 222 00:07:45,805 --> 00:07:46,953 I don't even know... I've never met him. 223 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:48,644 - You're gonna let this one handle it? - Yes. 224 00:07:48,674 --> 00:07:50,624 She's the best, don't you think? 225 00:07:50,654 --> 00:07:51,731 - Hey. - Hey. 226 00:07:51,761 --> 00:07:53,094 Welcome back, little weirdo. 227 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:54,506 You're very lucky 228 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:55,652 that your little stunt 229 00:07:55,682 --> 00:07:57,320 got me booyah ratings last season. 230 00:07:57,350 --> 00:08:00,657 Yeah, that was, uh, that was lucky, yeah. 231 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:02,084 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 232 00:08:04,107 --> 00:08:05,337 You know what? 233 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:07,727 You're not hot enough to be crazy, 234 00:08:07,757 --> 00:08:11,696 so I need you to keep your brains together, okay? 235 00:08:11,981 --> 00:08:14,322 You, in your office, now. 236 00:08:14,659 --> 00:08:15,900 Okay. 237 00:08:16,335 --> 00:08:17,761 Uh, listen, stay on walkie, 238 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:19,842 - and let me know when you find him. - Okay. 239 00:08:19,872 --> 00:08:21,292 Also, he wouldn't sign his contract. 240 00:08:22,972 --> 00:08:24,304 What? Quinn! 241 00:08:24,901 --> 00:08:27,808 Quinn, you shot footage on him without a signed contract? 242 00:08:27,838 --> 00:08:29,935 He said he wanted to show it to his lawyers in London, 243 00:08:29,965 --> 00:08:31,082 or some nonsense, all right? 244 00:08:31,118 --> 00:08:32,399 What was I supposed to do? 245 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,454 We have seven and a half hours before sunrise, 246 00:08:34,484 --> 00:08:37,033 can only shoot in hard night, and I need a frickin' show! 247 00:08:37,063 --> 00:08:38,468 That's great! So d... So I... So I... 248 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:39,671 What, I have no leverage? 249 00:08:39,701 --> 00:08:43,056 Oh, just make something up. 250 00:08:43,386 --> 00:08:44,918 Do your job. 251 00:08:45,361 --> 00:08:47,588 You do not want to piss me off on your first day back, okay? 252 00:08:47,618 --> 00:08:50,275 Just go get our show pony, now! 253 00:08:50,893 --> 00:08:51,925 Damn it. 254 00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:00,712 Adam. Hi. 255 00:09:01,527 --> 00:09:02,777 Hi. I'm Rachel. 256 00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:04,203 - Listen, I, um... - No, look. 257 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,536 I've got a friend coming to pick me up, 258 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,754 - and I'm not changing my mind. - Okay. 259 00:09:07,784 --> 00:09:09,222 Ugh. 260 00:09:09,252 --> 00:09:11,942 Oh, my ass is just on the line with my boss. 261 00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:14,211 With Quinn? No kidding. 262 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:15,533 That lady's a piece of work. 263 00:09:15,563 --> 00:09:18,076 Yeah. You have no idea. 264 00:09:18,156 --> 00:09:19,961 Ugh. 265 00:09:21,957 --> 00:09:23,963 Well, do you think I could just spend 10 minutes up here 266 00:09:23,993 --> 00:09:26,943 while I figure out what to do when I get fired? 267 00:09:27,897 --> 00:09:30,047 10 minutes... in silence, though. 268 00:09:33,853 --> 00:09:36,337 Open the other one. It's hot as balls in here. 269 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,160 Hey, uh, can I have a word? 270 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:40,296 - Ugh, go, go, go. Quick. Come on. - Y... I... Look. 271 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:41,326 - Spit it out. Let's go. - I think it's great that you got 272 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:42,287 Rachel back, really. 273 00:09:42,317 --> 00:09:43,696 - Ugh. - I guess I'm just confused. 274 00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:44,551 I mean, did I do something wrong? 275 00:09:44,581 --> 00:09:46,703 - You gave all my best girls to Rachel. - Rachel gets the best sound bites, 276 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:49,890 and she has killer instincts for drama. 277 00:09:50,086 --> 00:09:51,274 - Did you hear from her? - No. 278 00:09:51,304 --> 00:09:53,278 Okay, it's just that after she bombed out, 279 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,727 I cleaned up her mess. 280 00:09:54,757 --> 00:09:56,936 I know, but the thing is, Shia, 281 00:09:56,966 --> 00:10:00,100 people trust her, and they like her. 282 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:02,253 That stuff can't really be taught. 283 00:10:02,355 --> 00:10:04,605 Chet to Quinn. I'm waiting. 284 00:10:04,989 --> 00:10:06,274 Crap! 285 00:10:06,309 --> 00:10:07,580 Okay. 286 00:10:07,610 --> 00:10:08,860 I'm coming! 287 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,580 Who gave Chet a walkie?! 288 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,252 - Just out of curiosity... - Quiet. 289 00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:22,912 I'm sorry, what was so offensive 290 00:10:22,942 --> 00:10:25,810 to your refined sensibilities that you needed to flee? 291 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,328 Did you see that circus? 292 00:10:27,642 --> 00:10:30,381 How about the way they introduced those horrible girls? 293 00:10:30,411 --> 00:10:31,904 Not to mention the fact that Quinn wants to shoot me 294 00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:33,006 with my shirt off, 295 00:10:33,036 --> 00:10:35,241 riding a horse down the beach, shouting, 296 00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:37,388 "I'm gonna meet my wife tonight!" 297 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:39,394 And? 298 00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:42,195 - You've seen the show, right? - Barely. 299 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,011 Quinn promised me that this season 300 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,020 was gonna be different, though. 301 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:46,584 Oh. Okay. 302 00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:47,924 I mean, you don't seem naive, 303 00:10:47,954 --> 00:10:50,326 but I guess, with that whole Napa thing... 304 00:10:50,356 --> 00:10:51,477 Napa? 305 00:10:51,507 --> 00:10:53,479 Napa, I was... 306 00:10:53,509 --> 00:10:55,598 I was trying to open a new hotel, and... 307 00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:57,377 my own, without my father. 308 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,263 Royal hottie drops trou with three... 309 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:01,275 or, I'm sorry, was it four hookers? 310 00:11:01,305 --> 00:11:02,147 And then tweets a selfie? 311 00:11:02,177 --> 00:11:03,262 Screw you. I don't know you. 312 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:06,671 I know you... or at least I know your agenda. 313 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,773 You don't need a matchmaker. 314 00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:11,287 You need damage control. 315 00:11:11,661 --> 00:11:13,483 Nobody's gonna bet money on your hotel 316 00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:15,429 until you rehab your image. 317 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:17,144 A couple of weeks on the cover of Us Weekly... 318 00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:18,679 that's gonna do the trick. 319 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:22,392 - Who's on channel three? - Okay. 320 00:11:22,422 --> 00:11:23,778 - Hello?! - Okay. 321 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,158 Calm down. 322 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:28,027 I hate it when Rachel goes off walkie. 323 00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:28,834 I know the job. 324 00:11:28,864 --> 00:11:30,863 You know, I'm trying to get you to relax a little bit. 325 00:11:30,893 --> 00:11:32,648 Okay. You got this. You got this. 326 00:11:32,678 --> 00:11:33,845 You'll get it. You'll figure it out. 327 00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,425 - You're my little queen. - I know. 328 00:11:35,455 --> 00:11:36,914 Oh, God. 329 00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:38,538 So cut the crap. 330 00:11:38,568 --> 00:11:40,260 What's it gonna take for you to sign the contract, 331 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:41,556 straight-up? 332 00:11:43,422 --> 00:11:44,859 Well, um... 333 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:46,966 I'd have to think about it. 334 00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:48,095 Okay. 335 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,563 It's just not gonna work. 336 00:11:49,593 --> 00:11:52,867 Uh, we have a backup guy. 337 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:55,330 There's a backup guy? 338 00:11:56,004 --> 00:11:58,831 Yeah, some, uh, Doctors Without Borders guy 339 00:11:58,861 --> 00:12:00,415 who found a cure for malaria or something. 340 00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:01,343 Oh, wow. 341 00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:03,049 Malaria... that's... that's one of my causes. 342 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:04,750 I would... I would love to meet him. 343 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:05,935 Awesome. Cool. 344 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:08,426 Yeah, he'll, uh, be in makeup in about 10 minutes. 345 00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:09,834 Cheers. 346 00:12:09,864 --> 00:12:11,169 We all have to pee! 347 00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:12,328 Yeah. Excuse me. 348 00:12:12,358 --> 00:12:13,710 Please, let us out. 349 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:16,499 Hi. Dorothy, this is really important. 350 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,651 We have to pee. 351 00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:19,416 I know. I'm so sorry. I... 352 00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,050 - Okay, well, you know what? - Oh! 353 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,969 We'll be really fast, I promise. 354 00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:24,549 Oh, my God. 355 00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:28,302 Ay-yi-yi! 356 00:12:28,719 --> 00:12:30,864 - Okay. - Oh, God. 357 00:12:30,894 --> 00:12:32,656 God, I'm gonna piss my myself 358 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,958 I needed this! 359 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,302 Oh, my God! 360 00:12:39,332 --> 00:12:40,218 Whoa. 361 00:12:40,248 --> 00:12:42,683 Are rodeo girls, like, not allowed to wax, 362 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:44,991 - or something? - Come on, be nice. 363 00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:47,126 That's not a bush, that's a freakin' shrub! 364 00:12:47,623 --> 00:12:49,162 Okay, come on. 365 00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:50,797 I think I have a razor in the car. 366 00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:51,915 Do you want it? 367 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,500 Come on, be nice. 368 00:12:53,530 --> 00:12:55,301 - Please, just get back in the car, please. - I am being nice. 369 00:12:55,331 --> 00:12:57,415 I'm trying to help her out. 370 00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:00,440 - Here you go. - Mike check! 371 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:01,682 Thanks. 372 00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:04,010 Rachel. 373 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,178 Hey. Hi. 374 00:13:05,308 --> 00:13:06,642 What the hell are you thinking, coming back here? 375 00:13:06,672 --> 00:13:08,990 Sorry. Yeah, I'm... Jeremy, I'm sorry that I, um... 376 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,435 Oh, that you disappeared without saying a word? 377 00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:12,235 Yeah. Um... 378 00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:13,056 Uh, Rachel. 379 00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:14,241 - Where the hell are you? - You know, I got to... 380 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,499 - I have to go, because... - Yeah, I know. 381 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:16,861 - Uh, same walkie channel. - She's making... Okay. 382 00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:18,986 But, Rachel, seriously, what the hell? I called, like, a lot. 383 00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:19,905 Yeah, I just... I didn't... 384 00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:21,405 I didn't have my phone. I-I didn't. 385 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,729 You shower with your phone in a Ziploc bag. 386 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,412 Okay, Jeremy. 387 00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:27,409 We weren't supposed to get stuck in Mexico, okay? 388 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,897 And I was, um, profoundly exhausted, 389 00:13:29,927 --> 00:13:31,688 and I was sunburned, and I... 390 00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:33,973 - bathing in white wine by the end of it. - Hold it. Wait. Did you... 391 00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:35,772 Did you just use being sunburned as... 392 00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:38,077 as an excuse for not... 393 00:13:38,107 --> 00:13:39,896 That's unbelievable. 394 00:13:39,926 --> 00:13:41,201 Yeah. 395 00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:44,033 Okay, obviously, we have to work together, 396 00:13:44,063 --> 00:13:47,286 so just...stay away from me when we're not... 397 00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:48,211 Yeah. Okay. 398 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:52,236 I mean, you know, I'm not traveling, so... 399 00:13:52,887 --> 00:13:53,776 Good. 400 00:13:53,806 --> 00:13:55,459 Yep. Okay. 401 00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:02,084 Oh, I saw that you and Lizzie got back together, right? 402 00:14:02,114 --> 00:14:03,695 And, what, did you, like, get her a job 403 00:14:03,725 --> 00:14:05,262 on the show, or...? 404 00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:09,075 Yeah. I mean, she's been trying to leave the salon forever, so... 405 00:14:09,105 --> 00:14:12,439 That's so cute, having your girlfriend at work! 406 00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:13,411 - The trailer... - It's fiancée. 407 00:14:13,441 --> 00:14:15,042 Wait, what? 408 00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:17,078 She's my fiancée. 409 00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,898 - I called, Rach. - Yeah. 410 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,936 Rachel! Pool! Now! 411 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,118 Flying in. 412 00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:34,053 There is no backup malaria doctor, 413 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,307 - is there? - Try me. 414 00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:36,660 Rachel, what the hell is happening? 415 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:38,095 - Every minute we're not shooting... - Can you calm down. 416 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,413 Please, okay? 417 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,482 I told him about the backup guy. 418 00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:44,346 What backup guy? We don't have a back... 419 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,299 Nice. 420 00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:49,501 Do you think he bought it? 421 00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:51,909 I think we walk away right now, we find out. 422 00:14:51,939 --> 00:14:52,905 Okay. 423 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,862 Uh, bring in the backup guy! 424 00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:55,892 Shit. 425 00:14:57,428 --> 00:14:59,562 Let's go, people! Oh, look at the candles. 426 00:14:59,592 --> 00:15:01,030 I'll do it. 427 00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:05,406 But one of the dates has to be at my hotel site in Napa. 428 00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,274 I want guaranteed shots of the signs 429 00:15:07,304 --> 00:15:08,620 and a verbal mention of the hotel name. 430 00:15:08,872 --> 00:15:09,938 Aha. New demands. 431 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:12,796 Of course. Done, all right? 432 00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:14,876 Now just get back to work, you limey prick. 433 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,201 She's charming. 434 00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:19,325 No, they're not ready! 435 00:15:19,984 --> 00:15:21,956 Okay. Here we go... 436 00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:23,040 Again. 437 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,041 This one's gonna be good. 438 00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:25,209 Okay, cameras rolling! 439 00:15:25,239 --> 00:15:27,411 Sound speed! Camera speed! 440 00:15:27,441 --> 00:15:29,529 Okay, and... action. 441 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:30,916 All right. Here we go. 442 00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:32,427 Please, just be better. 443 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:33,817 This is good. This is good. 444 00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:35,313 - Oh, look. - Oh, yes. 445 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:37,426 That's what I'm talking about. 446 00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:38,852 - Okay. - Yes, sashay, shantay. 447 00:15:38,882 --> 00:15:40,324 That's right. 448 00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:42,093 - Hi. - I'm Britney. 449 00:15:42,123 --> 00:15:44,170 - That is an entrance. - Oh! 450 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,380 Oh! 451 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:48,382 - Oh, wow! - Damn! Damn! 452 00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:50,017 Did you tell her to do that? 453 00:15:50,047 --> 00:15:51,813 I just told her that he was very sexual 454 00:15:51,843 --> 00:15:53,087 and she should go for it. 455 00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:55,189 Nice. People are going to hate her. 456 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:55,956 Mm-hmm. 457 00:15:55,986 --> 00:15:57,431 But I like her. 458 00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:59,543 Oh, Mary. 459 00:15:59,573 --> 00:16:02,324 Sad, dried-up single-mother Mary. 460 00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:03,878 Okay, come on. What have we got? 461 00:16:03,908 --> 00:16:05,225 This is Mr. Bobo. 462 00:16:05,261 --> 00:16:06,400 - Mr. Bobo. - Yes. 463 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,972 Oh, I hope she takes that stupid bear, 464 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:09,386 and she's like, "Oh, my baby daddy 465 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,271 done did me wrong with Little Booboo." 466 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,236 - She's not even black. - That's racist. 467 00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:15,004 You know something? That's gonna be super tough. 468 00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,394 Because she's very smart and guarded, 469 00:16:16,424 --> 00:16:18,495 and her last relationship, it was, uh, 470 00:16:18,525 --> 00:16:19,630 it was rough, right, Doc? 471 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:23,734 Yeah, she does show some signs of, uh, PTSD, it's true. 472 00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:26,053 - And she also... - And that is why we cast her... 473 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,788 for the crazy, all right? 474 00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:30,591 Besides, she knew what she was in for. 475 00:16:30,621 --> 00:16:31,592 They all do. 476 00:16:31,622 --> 00:16:33,160 The crazier the better. 477 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:35,524 Okay, Adam. Look at him. 478 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:36,930 He's about as charming as a corpse. 479 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,132 - Mm-hmm. - Oh! 480 00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,890 - Hello. - Hello, handsome. 481 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,197 That's my kind of woman. 482 00:16:45,346 --> 00:16:47,636 Hi. I'm Faith. 483 00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:48,904 Okay. 484 00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:51,579 We just gave him a linebacker in a jumpsuit, 485 00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:53,514 and he just says, "Okay." 486 00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:55,277 Uh, that's our, uh, horse-faced tearjerker. 487 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,177 And a virgin, right? 488 00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:58,013 Yeah, but she is so shy about that stuff, 489 00:16:58,043 --> 00:16:59,713 and we have so many other angles on her, you know? 490 00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:00,982 Jesus freak, boob job... 491 00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:02,617 Those are... Those are my boobs. 492 00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:04,552 Well, I convinced her to get them. 493 00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:05,742 I even got Grandma's church 494 00:17:05,772 --> 00:17:07,344 to take up a collection to pay for them. 495 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,643 Grandma! Nice. 496 00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:09,747 But whatever, all right? 497 00:17:09,777 --> 00:17:11,565 A train wreck like that's not staying past tonight. 498 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,767 I need a sound bite before she goes. 499 00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:15,703 Adam, I want you to be my first, okay? 500 00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:16,965 Please, baby Jesus. 501 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,517 And then he dumps her, and it's perfect. 502 00:17:18,547 --> 00:17:21,570 Okay, come on. Brazilian swimsuit model. 503 00:17:21,672 --> 00:17:23,839 Yes, this has got to wake him up. 504 00:17:23,924 --> 00:17:25,279 Hey. 505 00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,615 Wow, gorgeous. Like these moves? 506 00:17:27,645 --> 00:17:28,516 I do, yeah. 507 00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:30,586 - Finally! Thank you! A smile. - Nice to meet you. 508 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:34,315 - Grace. - That's all I wanted, was a smile, Adam. 509 00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:37,569 Hello, ladies, and welcome to "Everlasting"! 510 00:17:39,423 --> 00:17:41,456 Now, I can see that you all have received 511 00:17:41,486 --> 00:17:42,713 the, uh, diamond bracelets, 512 00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:44,309 which was our way of inviting you 513 00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:47,411 on a wonderful fairytale journey with our lovely lad, Adam. 514 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,770 But, unfortunately, 515 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,538 - at the end of the night, uh, ladies... - Okay. Great. All right. 516 00:17:51,568 --> 00:17:53,440 He's going to have to reclaim those bracelets... 517 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:56,753 but only for those girls that he has decided to send home. 518 00:17:56,783 --> 00:18:01,515 Now, without further ado, your suitor... Adam Cromwell! 519 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,017 Okay, come on, let's go, people. 520 00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:08,188 Protect the wifeys, Anna and Grace, 521 00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,157 and starve our villain, Britney, 522 00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:12,259 until she is mean like a pit bull. 523 00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:14,859 I want to pickle the rest of them, okay? 524 00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:19,483 You get cash bonuses for nudity, 911 calls, catfights, all right? 525 00:18:19,513 --> 00:18:21,045 Have a good show, everybody. 526 00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:24,316 So, I've never actually met, uh, a British person. 527 00:18:24,401 --> 00:18:25,606 - Thank you. - Oh, there you go... 528 00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:27,218 - some champagne. - Cheers. 529 00:18:27,304 --> 00:18:30,405 - To love, to future, to "Everlasting." - Cheers. 530 00:18:30,435 --> 00:18:32,337 Thank you. 531 00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:34,415 Hi. Hi. 532 00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:35,732 Such a nice shirt. 533 00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:36,967 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 534 00:18:36,997 --> 00:18:38,758 Uh, your dress looks lovely. 535 00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,377 Thank you. 536 00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:41,822 You having a good time? 537 00:18:41,852 --> 00:18:42,701 A blast. Cheers. 538 00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:45,175 I have nothing, people, okay? 539 00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:46,159 Listen to me. 540 00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:48,028 Get me some one-on-one interviews. 541 00:18:48,058 --> 00:18:49,997 Get me some good TV! 542 00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:52,577 I see Faith. I'll prep her. 543 00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:54,324 Hi, Faith. 544 00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:56,415 - Hi. - Shia, from the phone. 545 00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:57,421 What is Shia doing? 546 00:18:57,451 --> 00:18:59,167 - No, Shia. - Oh! 547 00:18:59,286 --> 00:19:01,213 Oh, gosh! 548 00:19:01,525 --> 00:19:02,693 - Hi! - Hi. 549 00:19:02,723 --> 00:19:04,111 - How are you? - Ah! 550 00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:05,343 You're a waiter. 551 00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:07,581 Oh, no, no. It's like a disguise. 552 00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:09,161 A... They picked me to manage you guys tonight, 553 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,951 but since I'm on camera, I got to blend in. 554 00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:11,970 Okay. That's so clever. 555 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,737 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh. Ugh. 556 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:16,018 - It is so nice to meet you. - Oh, okay. 557 00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:18,106 - Oh, my Gosh. - What is she doing? 558 00:19:18,136 --> 00:19:20,271 Anyway, I wanted to say that, 559 00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:22,579 for the one-on-one tonight, you... you really need to 560 00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:24,224 - make a good impression, and... - Right. 561 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:25,062 - Right. - you don't have much time, 562 00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:27,768 - so you got to get right to the point. - Okay. Which point? 563 00:19:27,998 --> 00:19:30,721 About yourself, about everything. 564 00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:32,606 No, Shia, I got it. Stand down. 565 00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:35,307 Oh, uh, I was just gonna sort of chat, 566 00:19:35,337 --> 00:19:36,777 like, uh, howdy-doody kind of... 567 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:38,112 Okay, well, what we need you to do 568 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,704 is talk about being a virgin. 569 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,237 Oh! 570 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:45,921 What? 571 00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:47,426 I mean, we think it's really great, 572 00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:48,473 - a-and w-we know he's going to love it. - Oh, oh, there, there, there. 573 00:19:48,503 --> 00:19:50,508 Tell them to go in. Madison, move! 574 00:19:50,538 --> 00:19:51,849 Push in, push in, push in, push in, push in. 575 00:19:51,879 --> 00:19:54,774 It's super hot, and guys are into that. 576 00:19:55,316 --> 00:19:56,717 Who told you that? 577 00:19:56,747 --> 00:20:00,470 Uh, it was just... Rachel. 578 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,794 Okay, we got the tears, we got the tears. 579 00:20:03,824 --> 00:20:05,699 - Yes! - Oh, God. 580 00:20:05,936 --> 00:20:07,582 Stupid bitch. 581 00:20:07,612 --> 00:20:08,677 Faith? 582 00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:10,212 Faith, sweetie? Faith? 583 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,468 Get camera "A" over there. 584 00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:12,519 "A" Cam, get in on Britney. 585 00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:14,633 Find Britney. There you go. 586 00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:16,929 Aw. Why is she crying? 587 00:20:17,602 --> 00:20:19,393 Maybe he spotted her super-shrub 588 00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:21,223 through that ugly-ass jumpsuit. 589 00:20:21,835 --> 00:20:24,865 Yes, that is a good bitch! 590 00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:25,816 Finally. 591 00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:28,344 And thank you. 592 00:20:28,374 --> 00:20:29,622 Thank you, Britney. 593 00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:30,621 Was this your plan, 594 00:20:30,651 --> 00:20:32,373 to have me come here and tell people... 595 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:33,602 No, Faith. 596 00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:35,809 Adam. Please. 597 00:20:35,846 --> 00:20:39,077 Uh, oh. Uh, Faith. Hi. 598 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,802 - Uh, hi. - You okay? 599 00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:44,481 Yeah, uh, I just have something...in my eye. 600 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,840 These lashes are... 601 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,220 Can I steal you for a second? 602 00:20:48,439 --> 00:20:49,439 Yes. 603 00:20:49,568 --> 00:20:52,657 Okay, just through here. 604 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,876 - Okay. - We'll just take a seat here. 605 00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:59,164 All right. Uh, I'm so sorry. 606 00:21:00,684 --> 00:21:02,818 This is not how I... 607 00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:05,092 how I planned to do this. 608 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:05,918 - You're a virgin. - Just that, uh... 609 00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,344 Give me that. Give me that. 610 00:21:07,624 --> 00:21:09,635 These other girls, um... 611 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,549 I think I'm a little out of my league. 612 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,051 Are you kidding me? 613 00:21:14,081 --> 00:21:15,920 I've been talking about gluten and CrossFit 614 00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:17,600 for the last two hours. 615 00:21:18,024 --> 00:21:19,852 You're the most attractive person here. 616 00:21:23,423 --> 00:21:24,372 Me? 617 00:21:24,402 --> 00:21:25,507 Yeah. 618 00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:27,042 Aww. 619 00:21:27,277 --> 00:21:29,466 Look at Adam, being so nice. 620 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,896 What, you think Britney would last in the rodeo? 621 00:21:32,065 --> 00:21:34,037 No, the clowns would kill her. 622 00:21:35,285 --> 00:21:37,223 Okay, you know what, this just turned into 623 00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:38,359 two guys in a locker room. 624 00:21:38,389 --> 00:21:39,543 Get me someone else now. 625 00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:40,889 They wouldn't really kill her. 626 00:21:40,919 --> 00:21:43,113 They'd probably strangle her and leave her in a ditch. 627 00:21:43,143 --> 00:21:45,277 Okay, come on, come on, come on. 628 00:21:45,962 --> 00:21:47,447 Mary. Hi. 629 00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:49,197 - How's it going? - It's good. 630 00:21:49,227 --> 00:21:49,924 Yeah? You look great. 631 00:21:49,954 --> 00:21:51,180 - You look great. - Thank you. 632 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,360 - Uh, here. - Oh, no, thank you. 633 00:21:53,537 --> 00:21:54,281 - You sure? - Yeah. 634 00:21:54,311 --> 00:21:56,690 All right, well, don't mind if I do. 635 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,078 Mmm. 636 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,996 How's it going with Adam? 637 00:22:01,026 --> 00:22:02,150 - Uh, Adam. - Yeah. 638 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:04,935 Well, I've seen him across the patio twice, 639 00:22:04,965 --> 00:22:06,499 and he looks young enough to be my step-son, 640 00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:08,416 so, needless to say, I'm madly in love. 641 00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:10,224 Nobody will tell me... 642 00:22:10,254 --> 00:22:12,037 - Huh? - How old is he? 643 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:13,222 He's 29. 644 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,191 - Yeah. - Oh. 645 00:22:15,809 --> 00:22:16,742 Okay. 646 00:22:16,827 --> 00:22:18,994 So, um, this... 647 00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:20,417 So this is a setup, 648 00:22:20,447 --> 00:22:22,519 and I'm... I'm the old... 649 00:22:22,949 --> 00:22:23,854 old, desperate one? 650 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,250 Are you kidding me? No way. 651 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,666 He... he... he thinks you're a total MILF. 652 00:22:27,854 --> 00:22:28,773 - A MILF? - Yeah. 653 00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:29,532 Oh, that's nice. 654 00:22:29,562 --> 00:22:30,516 No, you know what? 655 00:22:30,546 --> 00:22:33,383 Listen. He's completely open to you. 656 00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:35,291 All right, you've got to walkie Rachel. Give her the stats, right now. 657 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,424 Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, got it. Rachel? 658 00:22:37,454 --> 00:22:38,824 No, Doctor, you... on the side, you got to... 659 00:22:38,854 --> 00:22:40,963 No, push the button. Push it! 660 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,186 I... Okay, got it. Uh, uh, Rachel? 661 00:22:43,216 --> 00:22:45,354 Uh, Quinn says to tell you that, 662 00:22:45,384 --> 00:22:47,798 um, her husband was physically abusive... 663 00:22:47,828 --> 00:22:49,494 hit the kid, too, broke her arm, 664 00:22:49,524 --> 00:22:51,807 and that you should, you know, 665 00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:53,055 use it. 666 00:22:53,482 --> 00:22:55,178 Rachel. Um... 667 00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:56,785 Come on, Rachel. 668 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:58,703 Take her down, okay? 669 00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:01,056 You airballed my virgin. You owe me this. 670 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,765 Tick, tock, tick, tock, let's go. 671 00:23:04,795 --> 00:23:06,117 - Are you okay? - Y-Yeah. 672 00:23:06,147 --> 00:23:09,637 Uh... um... and Adam, 673 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:10,846 you know, he would... 674 00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:13,469 he would never, ever hurt you. 675 00:23:14,072 --> 00:23:15,888 He's a really, really good guy. 676 00:23:15,918 --> 00:23:17,339 I know him. 677 00:23:17,870 --> 00:23:19,043 I promise. 678 00:23:22,329 --> 00:23:23,495 Um... 679 00:23:23,878 --> 00:23:25,574 Why should I believe you? 680 00:23:27,117 --> 00:23:30,908 Because I looked into Lily Belle's eyes, 681 00:23:30,938 --> 00:23:33,939 and I swore I'd protect you. 682 00:23:33,974 --> 00:23:35,123 I mean, 683 00:23:35,725 --> 00:23:37,210 and I would have to be a sociopath 684 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,986 to lie to a 4-year-old, so... 685 00:23:40,016 --> 00:23:41,624 - True. - Yeah. 686 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,221 Give me the damn bear. 687 00:23:46,203 --> 00:23:49,243 Uh, can we, uh, can we fly in Mary's bear, please? 688 00:23:49,273 --> 00:23:50,310 Thank you. 689 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:51,428 Nicely done, Rachel. 690 00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:52,958 Nicely done. 691 00:23:53,093 --> 00:23:55,090 - Oh. - Like magic. 692 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,595 You've got it. You look beautiful. 693 00:24:00,393 --> 00:24:01,750 Cameras up, people. 694 00:24:01,869 --> 00:24:03,123 There we go. There we go. 695 00:24:03,153 --> 00:24:04,653 Are you behind me? 696 00:24:04,738 --> 00:24:05,324 - Thank you. - Hi. 697 00:24:05,354 --> 00:24:07,528 Hi. 698 00:24:07,558 --> 00:24:08,590 So, um... 699 00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:10,282 Nice. 700 00:24:10,761 --> 00:24:11,582 First night back, 701 00:24:11,612 --> 00:24:13,295 and you throw a single mom to the wolves. 702 00:24:14,164 --> 00:24:14,861 Classy. 703 00:24:14,891 --> 00:24:15,747 You know what? 704 00:24:15,777 --> 00:24:17,032 Seriously, 705 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:19,333 screw you, okay? 706 00:24:19,363 --> 00:24:20,674 There's... there's reasons 707 00:24:20,704 --> 00:24:21,992 that I had to get through tonight, 708 00:24:22,022 --> 00:24:23,427 reasons I had to come back. 709 00:24:23,457 --> 00:24:24,883 There always are with you. 710 00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:25,816 I just... 711 00:24:25,846 --> 00:24:27,381 - I just wanted you to know that... - Heads up. 712 00:24:27,411 --> 00:24:30,262 my daughter, she is... 713 00:24:30,529 --> 00:24:32,746 the most important, most precious thing 714 00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:34,316 - in my life, you know? - Yeah. 715 00:24:34,867 --> 00:24:37,703 And, um, well, this is her most precious possession. 716 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:38,754 Oh. 717 00:24:39,356 --> 00:24:40,588 She wanted you to have it. 718 00:24:42,184 --> 00:24:42,841 Oh. 719 00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:45,265 She wanted you to know how excited she was, 720 00:24:45,295 --> 00:24:46,783 or is, to have a new daddy. 721 00:24:47,648 --> 00:24:49,303 Oh! Baby daddy. 722 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:50,548 - I told you! - You called it. 723 00:24:50,578 --> 00:24:51,587 - I told you! - You called it. 724 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:52,885 Thank you. 725 00:24:52,915 --> 00:24:54,708 That's... That's really sweet. That is. 726 00:24:54,738 --> 00:24:55,726 Yeah. Look at that. 727 00:24:55,756 --> 00:24:58,629 Finally. That is what I'm talking about. 728 00:24:58,659 --> 00:25:00,457 Okay. Here we go! 729 00:25:00,818 --> 00:25:01,515 Hey. 730 00:25:01,545 --> 00:25:03,150 Hey, you remember when you used to be 731 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:04,424 a women's studies major? 732 00:25:04,732 --> 00:25:06,019 I am, okay? 733 00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:08,839 Fair enough. But this gets to you. 734 00:25:08,869 --> 00:25:10,856 It makes you sick, Rach. 735 00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:13,260 The Mary scene has gone as dry as her old, 736 00:25:13,290 --> 00:25:14,745 shriveled pussy, all right? 737 00:25:14,775 --> 00:25:16,191 Get me some chemistry. 738 00:25:16,276 --> 00:25:18,465 God, she even offends me. 739 00:25:18,495 --> 00:25:19,567 What? 740 00:25:19,597 --> 00:25:21,759 It's like you guys have never heard that word before. 741 00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:23,452 You did great. Thanks. 742 00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,124 I'll take that. 743 00:25:25,619 --> 00:25:26,673 - Heads up. - Hi. 744 00:25:26,703 --> 00:25:27,731 Hi. How's it going? Hey. 745 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:29,710 All right, Grace, come on. 746 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,056 Here we go. This'll be good. 747 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,141 How's your night going? 748 00:25:33,171 --> 00:25:35,227 Whew! It's, um... 749 00:25:35,412 --> 00:25:36,283 it's fun. 750 00:25:36,313 --> 00:25:37,796 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 751 00:25:38,148 --> 00:25:39,720 Someone told me that you like to ride. 752 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:40,866 We have to do that while we're here. 753 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,439 Horses... 754 00:25:42,469 --> 00:25:43,347 - Yeah, right? - Yeah, horses. 755 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:44,987 Okay, good. I ride horses. 756 00:25:45,017 --> 00:25:46,524 - Yeah. - Yeah. 757 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:47,978 Ah. Yeah. 758 00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:50,125 There's nothing like the feeling 759 00:25:50,334 --> 00:25:52,794 of a powerful animal between your legs. 760 00:25:52,824 --> 00:25:54,028 Wow. 761 00:25:54,058 --> 00:25:56,548 Wow, yeah. 762 00:25:56,578 --> 00:25:58,222 I... I really said that. 763 00:25:58,252 --> 00:26:00,135 - Oh, that's amazing. - Um... 764 00:26:00,165 --> 00:26:02,035 That was not a line, I swear. 765 00:26:02,065 --> 00:26:04,262 I-I don't care, as long as it's true. 766 00:26:04,549 --> 00:26:05,690 It's true. 767 00:26:06,026 --> 00:26:08,159 - Yeah? - Yeah. 768 00:26:09,451 --> 00:26:10,599 Come here. 769 00:26:11,548 --> 00:26:13,166 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 770 00:26:15,436 --> 00:26:17,007 Wow. All right. 771 00:26:17,037 --> 00:26:18,876 That's all right. We asked for it. Here we go. 772 00:26:19,069 --> 00:26:20,410 - She's that kind of girl, huh? - That's what she's bringing. 773 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,423 She's bringing it. 774 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:23,645 - Uh-oh. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 775 00:26:23,675 --> 00:26:25,252 He has his hand on her boob. 776 00:26:25,282 --> 00:26:26,405 No. I know, I know. I got it, okay? 777 00:26:26,435 --> 00:26:28,835 It's too much, Rachel, all right? It's Episode 1. 778 00:26:28,865 --> 00:26:30,365 She's supposed to be marriage material, 779 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:31,988 not his Mexican hooker. 780 00:26:32,018 --> 00:26:33,651 - Rachel, it's my turn. - Can you... just one second. 781 00:26:33,737 --> 00:26:35,102 Want to take it to my bedroom? 782 00:26:35,151 --> 00:26:36,910 Yeah. Let's go. 783 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,106 Let's go. 784 00:26:38,225 --> 00:26:39,947 - All right, come on. - Uh... 785 00:26:39,977 --> 00:26:42,082 - Come on. Let's go, big boy. - W-Wha... I'm... I'm just... 786 00:26:42,112 --> 00:26:43,850 Uh, I will be with you in a sec. I just, uh... 787 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,419 - Come on. - What are you... 788 00:26:45,449 --> 00:26:47,482 Okay, I'll... I'll just be right here. 789 00:26:52,222 --> 00:26:54,328 Darling, if you wanted to cop a feel, just ask. 790 00:26:54,358 --> 00:26:56,680 You know something? I'm just trying to take your mike off, okay? 791 00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:58,682 Otherwise, they can hear everything, FYI. 792 00:26:58,712 --> 00:27:00,378 Um, you can't do that. 793 00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:01,235 Do what? 794 00:27:01,265 --> 00:27:02,686 The first time that we're getting anything 795 00:27:02,716 --> 00:27:05,038 resembling chemistry off of you, it's only for Grace. 796 00:27:05,068 --> 00:27:06,137 I mean, y-y-you... 797 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,008 you cannot bang her on the first night, okay? 798 00:27:08,038 --> 00:27:09,014 She's the hottest one here, 799 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,177 and you're saying that I can't be into her? 800 00:27:10,207 --> 00:27:11,928 - Right. - That's ridiculous. 801 00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:15,210 Have you never had to play by anybody else's rules? 802 00:27:15,615 --> 00:27:18,496 Oh, okay. I get it. So you're just a spoiled brat. 803 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,737 Now it's making so much more sense. 804 00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:21,500 I get it. 805 00:27:21,530 --> 00:27:23,184 - What? - I just... 806 00:27:23,214 --> 00:27:25,259 Women don't usually talk to me like that. 807 00:27:25,289 --> 00:27:28,178 Oh, because you're so devastatingly attractive. 808 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:29,762 - And the accent, yeah. - Oh. 809 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:30,492 I kind of like it, though, 810 00:27:30,522 --> 00:27:32,127 - the way you're busting my balls like this. - Don't do that, okay? 811 00:27:32,157 --> 00:27:33,912 - Huh? Sure? - Okay? Mnh-mnh... Can we... Whoa, no. 812 00:27:33,942 --> 00:27:36,247 Let's just stay on topic, shall we? 813 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:38,489 Fine. 814 00:27:38,519 --> 00:27:42,125 Uh, to your question, no, I never follow the rules, 815 00:27:42,155 --> 00:27:44,572 and I don't plan on following these ones, either. 816 00:27:44,908 --> 00:27:46,157 It's a farce. 817 00:27:46,276 --> 00:27:47,997 It's like the... the... the rodeo girl, 818 00:27:48,027 --> 00:27:48,843 - Mm-hmm. - Faith. 819 00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:52,063 She's only here to be the butt of some joke. 820 00:27:54,384 --> 00:27:55,463 Do you want to do something 821 00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:57,836 that'll fully flip Quinn out, something big? 822 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:00,892 Maybe. 823 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:05,875 Final touches, please. 824 00:28:05,905 --> 00:28:07,877 32 minutes till sunrise. 825 00:28:07,907 --> 00:28:09,545 Everyone, back to your marks. 826 00:28:09,575 --> 00:28:10,780 Thanks for showing up. 827 00:28:10,810 --> 00:28:12,298 Sound speed. Camera speed. 828 00:28:12,328 --> 00:28:13,463 Sorry. I've been running around out there with those... 829 00:28:13,493 --> 00:28:17,387 - On your call, madam. - Okay. And...action. 830 00:28:17,724 --> 00:28:21,411 Ladies, as you know, when Adam calls your name, 831 00:28:21,737 --> 00:28:24,955 you can come up and proceed to our safe zone 832 00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:27,190 and have a glass of champagne. 833 00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:29,865 But if your name is not called, ladies, 834 00:28:29,895 --> 00:28:32,821 sadly, your fairytale ends tonight. 835 00:28:32,851 --> 00:28:35,938 You'll return the bracelets and, of course, say your goodbyes. 836 00:28:35,968 --> 00:28:38,969 - Adam, are you ready? - Yes. 837 00:28:39,105 --> 00:28:41,176 Stage is yours. 838 00:28:41,557 --> 00:28:43,724 This decision has been very difficult. 839 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,192 You are all exceptional. 840 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,262 Shamiqua. 841 00:28:48,381 --> 00:28:51,721 Yes, white boy! You get that brown sugar. 842 00:28:51,751 --> 00:28:53,701 Whatever. Three episodes tops. 843 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:57,238 Hey, mo... new girl, move, move. Thank you. 844 00:28:57,273 --> 00:28:58,478 Shamiqua, will you stay, please? 845 00:28:58,508 --> 00:29:00,424 I would be honored. Thank you. 846 00:29:00,454 --> 00:29:02,476 Okay, here we go. I need Camera Eight. 847 00:29:02,506 --> 00:29:03,913 Push in on the MILFY. 848 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:05,096 Keep it there, please. 849 00:29:05,181 --> 00:29:06,543 Mary. 850 00:29:07,683 --> 00:29:09,016 Mary, will you stay, please? 851 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:10,309 Yes, I will. 852 00:29:15,941 --> 00:29:17,357 Violet. 853 00:29:17,442 --> 00:29:18,608 Violet, will you say, please? 854 00:29:18,638 --> 00:29:19,838 Rose. 855 00:29:19,868 --> 00:29:20,880 Rose, will you stay, please? 856 00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:21,960 Rita. Rita, will you stay, please? 857 00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:23,105 Maya. Maya, will you stay, please? 858 00:29:23,135 --> 00:29:24,140 Crystal. Crystal, will you stay, please? 859 00:29:24,170 --> 00:29:27,033 Joy. Pepper. Grace. Anna. 860 00:29:27,228 --> 00:29:29,920 - Anna, will you stay, please? - Yes. 861 00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:31,668 Okay, here we go, everyone. Last one. 862 00:29:31,698 --> 00:29:34,897 I need Loser Cam on Manly Rodeo Queen, 863 00:29:34,927 --> 00:29:37,478 and I need Camera Nine to repo to evil bitch Britney. 864 00:29:37,596 --> 00:29:39,719 She's gonna win this, people. 865 00:29:42,985 --> 00:29:44,283 Okay. 866 00:29:47,822 --> 00:29:48,939 Faith. 867 00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:51,213 - What? - What? 868 00:29:51,243 --> 00:29:52,414 What?! 869 00:29:52,444 --> 00:29:53,523 No! 870 00:29:53,553 --> 00:29:55,243 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 871 00:29:55,273 --> 00:29:56,635 No. This is not happening. 872 00:29:56,665 --> 00:29:58,999 My God! Oh, my God! 873 00:29:59,135 --> 00:30:02,055 Oh, my Gosh! 874 00:30:02,085 --> 00:30:04,416 Oh, my gosh! 875 00:30:04,446 --> 00:30:06,962 Oh, my gosh! 876 00:30:06,992 --> 00:30:08,559 Faith, will you stay, please? 877 00:30:09,961 --> 00:30:11,452 Yeah. 878 00:30:12,194 --> 00:30:13,480 Thank you. 879 00:30:13,566 --> 00:30:15,116 Aww. 880 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,350 Oh! 881 00:30:20,256 --> 00:30:23,023 Oh, screw this! 882 00:30:23,159 --> 00:30:24,691 Repo Cam. We got a runner, people. 883 00:30:24,727 --> 00:30:25,809 Camera "A," follow Britney. 884 00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:26,832 Copy that. 885 00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:28,896 Cut! Cut! 886 00:30:28,981 --> 00:30:30,254 Hold the roll! 887 00:30:30,284 --> 00:30:31,684 I'm pissed, too, Britney. 888 00:30:33,236 --> 00:30:35,915 You, follow me, now. 889 00:30:35,945 --> 00:30:37,704 Hey, pretty boy, come here, please. 890 00:30:39,408 --> 00:30:40,736 Hi. Yeah. 891 00:30:40,766 --> 00:30:43,559 Um, listen, you cut my villain, 892 00:30:43,589 --> 00:30:45,321 and I can't make a television show 893 00:30:45,351 --> 00:30:47,052 without a villain. 894 00:30:47,082 --> 00:30:48,782 Did you know about this? 895 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,352 Oh, no, that wasn't her. 896 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,364 I just did what I felt in my heart. 897 00:30:53,493 --> 00:30:55,424 Your heart? Please. 898 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:56,997 Okay, don't worry about it, all right? 899 00:30:57,027 --> 00:30:58,626 I got it. It's gonna be good TV. 900 00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:00,377 Hello?! Get out of here! 901 00:31:00,462 --> 00:31:01,714 I'm off the freakin' show! 902 00:31:01,744 --> 00:31:03,184 All right, just... just... just keep it on her, okay? 903 00:31:03,214 --> 00:31:06,509 - Keep it on her. - Stand down! Stand down! 904 00:31:06,539 --> 00:31:10,529 Britney. Britney, you listen to me, okay? 905 00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:15,018 If you walk away right now, they're gonna get the last word. 906 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:18,979 Is that what you want? 907 00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:23,083 Come on. 908 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:31,081 There you go. 909 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,795 Do you feel good? 910 00:31:35,397 --> 00:31:36,680 I feel great. 911 00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:39,333 Eh. Okay. 912 00:31:39,363 --> 00:31:41,965 - I got it. Thank you. - You look really pretty. 913 00:31:41,995 --> 00:31:43,804 Well, isn't that ironic? 914 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,277 You ready to shoot? 915 00:31:45,307 --> 00:31:47,724 Yeah. I can't wait. 916 00:31:49,056 --> 00:31:50,527 Are we rolling? 917 00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:53,063 Okay. 918 00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:58,666 Why don't you just tell me what happened here tonight? 919 00:32:02,491 --> 00:32:04,844 He's such a great guy, 920 00:32:04,874 --> 00:32:08,307 and I've had a lovely time on the show. 921 00:32:12,272 --> 00:32:14,334 And I'm gonna repeat that on loop 922 00:32:14,364 --> 00:32:19,590 until you let me go home, Rachel. 923 00:32:22,889 --> 00:32:25,812 Um, uh, Rachel? Rachel? 924 00:32:27,976 --> 00:32:31,410 One second, all right? Just give me one sec. 925 00:32:31,581 --> 00:32:33,412 Take your time. 926 00:32:34,113 --> 00:32:35,449 Go for Rachel. 927 00:32:35,479 --> 00:32:38,005 Rachel, uh, I don't know if this is gonna be helpful 928 00:32:38,035 --> 00:32:41,560 but Subject 21 was adopted 929 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,450 and was in foster care for years. 930 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,556 Uh, she was emancipated at 16, and... 931 00:32:46,586 --> 00:32:50,800 oh, she was in, uh, uh, she was in a psych ward twice. 932 00:32:50,830 --> 00:32:53,123 And yet you let her on the show? 933 00:32:53,153 --> 00:32:54,897 - Oh. Um, I... Okay, Rachel, I... - No, just cut out. 934 00:32:54,927 --> 00:32:56,093 Just let go. Let go of the button. 935 00:32:56,178 --> 00:32:58,095 - I... - Let go! 936 00:32:58,606 --> 00:33:01,014 Never mind. 937 00:33:11,297 --> 00:33:12,767 We good? 938 00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,806 Okay, you know what? I don't... I don't... 939 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:28,031 I don't want to be doing this crap any more than you do. 940 00:33:28,061 --> 00:33:30,015 I don't. Jeremy, can you just stop? 941 00:33:30,045 --> 00:33:31,058 Stop filming, please. 942 00:33:31,088 --> 00:33:33,280 Just turn... put the camera down, okay? 943 00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:35,562 Stop rolling. We're finished. 944 00:33:35,592 --> 00:33:39,877 Just... I... I, uh... God, that feels so good. 945 00:33:40,629 --> 00:33:41,657 Wow, okay. 946 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,206 I just... Can someone get me a drink? 947 00:33:44,236 --> 00:33:46,282 Can somebody get me a drink, please?! 948 00:33:46,312 --> 00:33:47,648 I, uh... 949 00:33:47,678 --> 00:33:48,733 I'm on it. 950 00:33:48,763 --> 00:33:50,663 Oh, my God. 951 00:33:52,318 --> 00:33:54,201 Come on. 952 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,453 Come on. 953 00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,989 - Yeah, okay. - Come on. 954 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:03,621 Oh, my God. Sunrise sucks. 955 00:34:03,651 --> 00:34:06,316 Can somebody please get us a drink today? 956 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:07,359 What? 957 00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:08,880 - Thank you. - What is Rachel doing? 958 00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:09,816 Thank you. 959 00:34:09,846 --> 00:34:11,818 You're welcome. 960 00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:23,747 Everybody judges you. It's, like, so unfair. 961 00:34:23,932 --> 00:34:25,849 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 962 00:34:26,453 --> 00:34:28,101 No. 963 00:34:28,131 --> 00:34:29,213 No. 964 00:34:29,243 --> 00:34:31,555 I... 965 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,379 I judge everyone. 966 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:36,147 No, you're a total softie, I can tell. 967 00:34:36,177 --> 00:34:38,370 Right? You probably... 968 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,137 You probably like, like, dogs, and puppies, 969 00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:43,680 and rainbows, and unicorns. 970 00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:45,202 Am I right? 971 00:34:45,337 --> 00:34:48,624 You're the only person on the planet that thinks that. 972 00:34:49,581 --> 00:34:53,049 I'm sure your parents see your tender little heart. 973 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,735 - What? - Nothing. Never mind. 974 00:34:56,765 --> 00:34:58,215 Anyways... 975 00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:04,218 From one slut to another. 976 00:35:04,921 --> 00:35:06,011 Cheers. 977 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,896 Did you just call me a slut? 978 00:35:07,926 --> 00:35:10,135 Okay. I can use that. I can use that. 979 00:35:10,165 --> 00:35:13,375 No. I just called myself a slut. 980 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,266 Right. 981 00:35:18,085 --> 00:35:19,378 Hey, listen. 982 00:35:19,408 --> 00:35:25,538 Um, did he...did he say something to you? 983 00:35:25,829 --> 00:35:28,311 Adam? Mm... 984 00:35:28,721 --> 00:35:33,127 Like, not... not super specifically... 985 00:35:33,157 --> 00:35:37,014 I mean, but, you know, you did come on kind of strong. 986 00:35:38,635 --> 00:35:39,769 You told me to. 987 00:35:39,799 --> 00:35:41,296 - I did not tell you... - Yes, you... 988 00:35:41,326 --> 00:35:43,372 to, like, French him and grab his ass. 989 00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:45,016 Wow. 990 00:35:47,969 --> 00:35:50,467 You're something else, Rachel. 991 00:35:51,309 --> 00:35:53,286 I don't know. Do you think that you're, like, forward 992 00:35:53,316 --> 00:35:55,290 because of, um... 993 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:57,925 things that happened in your upbringing? 994 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,927 What are you talking about? 995 00:36:01,012 --> 00:36:02,967 I was just saying that, like, 996 00:36:02,997 --> 00:36:04,386 you know, when bad things go down, 997 00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:08,574 sometimes your kid brain computes it as, like, um... 998 00:36:08,604 --> 00:36:10,843 I don't know. 999 00:36:10,873 --> 00:36:13,373 "I must be unlovable." 1000 00:36:32,737 --> 00:36:34,843 Heads up. 1001 00:36:43,294 --> 00:36:47,140 I am... 1002 00:36:48,354 --> 00:36:51,209 completely... 1003 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:54,012 loveable. 1004 00:37:02,169 --> 00:37:05,379 Burn in hell, you witch! 1005 00:37:14,757 --> 00:37:17,185 All of you, just burn in hell! 1006 00:37:22,723 --> 00:37:24,223 Damn, that was good. 1007 00:37:24,961 --> 00:37:27,161 We can use that in a promo. 1008 00:37:27,447 --> 00:37:29,048 Rachel's back. 1009 00:37:30,731 --> 00:37:33,249 What did I tell you? 1010 00:37:33,279 --> 00:37:35,498 You always make it work. 1011 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:55,025 Oh, hey. So, how was your first night? 1012 00:37:55,055 --> 00:37:58,154 Crazy. I'm so tired. 1013 00:37:58,184 --> 00:38:00,668 I don't think I peed or sat down once all night. 1014 00:38:00,698 --> 00:38:02,275 Yeah, that's how it goes. 1015 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,777 You know, adrenaline makes some people loco. 1016 00:38:04,862 --> 00:38:06,695 Yeah. Um... 1017 00:38:06,725 --> 00:38:09,582 I kind of heard some talk today about Rachel. 1018 00:38:10,759 --> 00:38:13,202 Jeremy never told you what happened? 1019 00:38:13,629 --> 00:38:15,204 Really? 1020 00:38:15,234 --> 00:38:17,089 Well, you're his fiancée. 1021 00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:20,098 You should see it, 'cause it's epic. 1022 00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:28,571 Claire, the last eight weeks have been the best of my life. 1023 00:38:28,601 --> 00:38:29,719 The things that we've shared, 1024 00:38:29,749 --> 00:38:33,222 the experiences that we've had, have brought us so close. 1025 00:38:33,308 --> 00:38:36,517 Other things that we did, the... 1026 00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:38,672 Rachel, no! 1027 00:38:38,702 --> 00:38:39,729 past... 1028 00:38:39,814 --> 00:38:41,558 - What is she doing? - I don't know. 1029 00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:43,926 This job... 1030 00:38:44,336 --> 00:38:47,069 this job is Satan's asshole! 1031 00:38:47,099 --> 00:38:48,166 - Rachel, don't do this! - What are you doing? 1032 00:38:48,196 --> 00:38:49,492 - Are you crazy? - I... 1033 00:38:49,522 --> 00:38:51,040 - Oh, hell. - Are you at of your mind? 1034 00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:54,243 You. My God, you... Claire. 1035 00:38:54,273 --> 00:38:56,156 Claire, you're somebody's child. 1036 00:38:56,186 --> 00:38:57,675 No, Rachel, Rachel, don't do this! 1037 00:38:57,705 --> 00:38:58,717 - Hm? - What are you doing? 1038 00:38:58,747 --> 00:39:01,345 - Don't do this. - Let her go. 1039 00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:03,221 He's about to dump you. 1040 00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,537 No. 1041 00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:06,222 - Is that true?! - No, no! 1042 00:39:06,252 --> 00:39:07,340 You're dumping me?! 1043 00:39:08,926 --> 00:39:10,059 Oh, my God. 1044 00:39:10,144 --> 00:39:11,778 They didn't air this. 1045 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:14,263 No, no, they cut crazy pants 1046 00:39:14,293 --> 00:39:16,599 and made it look like the dumped girl goes mental... 1047 00:39:16,629 --> 00:39:18,647 huge finale ratings. 1048 00:39:18,677 --> 00:39:20,931 I swear, Rachel slips in shit and lands in money. 1049 00:39:20,961 --> 00:39:22,655 Give me the keys! Don't! Hey, hey, hey! 1050 00:39:24,108 --> 00:39:25,741 Hey! Hey, stop! Stop! I'm not gonna move. 1051 00:39:25,827 --> 00:39:26,881 No, no. 1052 00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:28,160 You're taking me with you. 1053 00:39:28,279 --> 00:39:31,163 Wait, wait. Rach! Rachel! Wait! 1054 00:39:32,394 --> 00:39:33,949 We can use that. 1055 00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:35,077 Hey, Jeremy. 1056 00:39:35,107 --> 00:39:37,670 Crazy in the head, crazy in bed, right? 1057 00:39:50,601 --> 00:39:51,934 What? 1058 00:39:51,964 --> 00:39:54,042 None of you have ever had a bad day? 1059 00:39:55,423 --> 00:39:57,203 Get out. 1060 00:39:58,933 --> 00:40:00,732 All right, come on, you guys, let's go sign out. 1061 00:40:00,762 --> 00:40:04,048 Hey, uh, yeah, you just... you didn't have to do that. 1062 00:40:04,078 --> 00:40:07,898 Yes, I did. I need your head in the game. 1063 00:40:08,547 --> 00:40:11,520 Okay, um, can you just sign this paperwork 1064 00:40:11,606 --> 00:40:14,023 saying that I showed up to work on time and sober? 1065 00:40:14,108 --> 00:40:16,192 'Cause, um, I have to catch a bus 1066 00:40:16,277 --> 00:40:18,627 to community service, and then therapy. 1067 00:40:18,657 --> 00:40:21,919 Oh, my God, it hurts, actually, to be this fabulous. 1068 00:40:21,949 --> 00:40:24,283 Actually, you don't. I handled it. 1069 00:40:24,313 --> 00:40:26,335 You handled what, Quinn? 1070 00:40:27,388 --> 00:40:29,622 What? The D.U.I., or grand theft auto? 1071 00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:32,397 Because neither of those things can actually be handled. 1072 00:40:32,427 --> 00:40:35,094 And yet it's handled. 1073 00:40:36,316 --> 00:40:40,066 All right, um, look, the therapy was actually kind of helping. 1074 00:40:40,151 --> 00:40:42,518 Uh, one, you're fine, and, two, 1075 00:40:42,604 --> 00:40:44,854 I had the courts transfer your "psychiatric care" 1076 00:40:44,939 --> 00:40:46,105 to Wagerstein. 1077 00:40:46,135 --> 00:40:47,907 To Wagerstein? 1078 00:40:47,992 --> 00:40:49,719 That woman's crazy. 1079 00:40:49,749 --> 00:40:52,245 That woman is here, okay? 1080 00:40:52,330 --> 00:40:54,268 So you can go whenever you want. 1081 00:40:55,926 --> 00:40:58,199 I need my dragon well-rested. 1082 00:41:01,383 --> 00:41:03,021 You know, if you really wanted me well-rested, 1083 00:41:03,051 --> 00:41:05,708 you could, um... you could just get the show 1084 00:41:05,738 --> 00:41:08,066 to drop the charges. 1085 00:41:08,512 --> 00:41:10,558 I mean, you guys got the car back, 1086 00:41:10,588 --> 00:41:13,704 and... and I'm... and I'm paying off all of the damages, and... 1087 00:41:15,103 --> 00:41:16,435 You know, the threat of jail time, 1088 00:41:16,521 --> 00:41:19,889 that's not exactly helping me sleep at night. 1089 00:41:20,658 --> 00:41:22,642 I know. 1090 00:41:22,672 --> 00:41:23,893 But before I can do that, 1091 00:41:23,978 --> 00:41:26,795 I need to see that you have learned from this, 1092 00:41:27,342 --> 00:41:28,981 and that you can change. 1093 00:41:29,117 --> 00:41:31,400 Believe it or not... 1094 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:32,952 I care about you. 1095 00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:36,514 That's funny, 'cause right now, 1096 00:41:36,544 --> 00:41:39,125 it feels a little like blackmail. 1097 00:41:42,048 --> 00:41:43,517 How far do you want that track? 1098 00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:45,298 All right. 1099 00:41:48,722 --> 00:41:51,537 - Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. - Oh. 1100 00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:54,173 Thank you. 1101 00:42:00,304 --> 00:42:01,585 Don't say anything. 1102 00:42:01,615 --> 00:42:04,071 - I wasn't gonna say anything. - Yeah, but you're talking. 1103 00:42:12,464 --> 00:42:14,117 Here. 1104 00:42:14,147 --> 00:42:16,018 - Jim Leblanc! - Here. 1105 00:42:16,048 --> 00:42:19,472 Rachel Goldberg! Rachel Goldberg! 1106 00:42:19,502 --> 00:42:22,851 Oh, that... that's me. Uh... 1107 00:42:23,214 --> 00:42:24,519 Hm. 1108 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,197 Here. 1109 00:42:27,227 --> 00:42:30,309 All right, ladies. Head up to your rooms. 1110 00:42:35,157 --> 00:42:36,473 What's going on? 1111 00:42:36,503 --> 00:42:38,456 Just shut up. 1112 00:43:27,370 --> 00:43:34,293 == sync & corrections by Wolfen == == www.addic7ed.com == 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 76754

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