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You look so good. I'm in danger
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of suffering a penile injury
in my pants.
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- Should I move my foot?
- I swear to God,
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I would paper cut my own eyelid
for a wet willy from ya.
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You've got a style
all your own, Shoresy.
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Well, it got me
the hottest girl in Sudbury.
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Let's fuckin' go.
- But that kinda sweet talk
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doesn't work on me anymore.
- Why? Huh?
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Huh? 'Cause you told
Wayne Gretzky
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you'd let him close an elevator
door on your nuts.
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I'd let The Great One
sauce pucks into my teeth.
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That's fuckin' 99.
- Let's get serious.
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- I'm super serious.
- These are my terms.
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Oh my God.
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- You can stay over...
- Mm-hmm.
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... on nights
I don't have my kid.
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I already stay over on nights
you don't have your kid.
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While we work our way up
to you staying over on nights
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I do have my kid.
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So, we're working our way up
to me staying over on nights
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you don't have
your kid and also...
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Nights I do have my kid.
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So, we're working
our way up to...
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- Moving in together.
- Yeah!
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Yes!
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- Sit down, Shoresy.
- Yeah!
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Eddie said sit down!
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Oh, my God, you've made me
the happiest girl alive.
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- I'm ready for this.
- We're gonna have so much fun.
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We're gonna stay up late,
we'll drink pop.
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- But--
- We'll watch wrestling.
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I want my kid to let me know
when he's ready for this.
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Then we wait for the kid.
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- So, this is cool?
- What?
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I don't know, my friends say
I'm slow playing you too much.
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You talk to your friends
about me?
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Yeah, and they still can't
believe I'm dating a slut.
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What do you say?
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I say you do
nice things for me.
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Well, fine,
I'll buy ya breakfast,
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but it's your turn
and that's your rule, not mine.
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I think you'd do
just about anything for me.
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Wanna see if I can swallow
that salt shaker?
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I say you keep me entertained.
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Well I'm crazy about ya
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and I don't care who knows it,
Eddie!
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Okay, Shoresy.
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You make my life easier.
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What do you say?
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- Don't.
- Don't what? What do you say?
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Just like, how good it feels
to like... feel something.
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What are you doing?
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To feel something like...
real.
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- Stop that.
- I was startin' to think
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maybe I never would.
- I will kick you in your nuts.
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People say manifesting
is stupid, it's silly.
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Okay, I know you're joking,
but this is so dumb,
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I won't even joke about it.
- But I did it.
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Did what,
manifested something?
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What did you manifest?
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{\an8}♪ So give me your eyes ♪
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{\an8}♪ I need sunshine ♪
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{\an8}♪ Give me your eyes ♪
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{\an8}♪ I need sunshine ♪
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They're unbeatable.
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That's the media narrative.
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- Okay.
- They're seven and O.
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- Ex-pro.
- Every one of 'em
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drafted to the show.
- Their average height is 6'5".
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They're killing
everybody.
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- Average height.
- Their goalie won Olympic gold.
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These guys are monsters.
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How do you eat
an entire elephant?
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- I dunno.
- One bite at a time.
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You think the Bulldogs
can beat the EU All-Stars?
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- No.
- No?
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- No way.
- Bro.
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Then what are we fuckin'
doing here?
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Then what
are we fuckin' doing here?
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Hangin' tight
for your good idea, Shoresy.
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We form the NOSHO All-Stars.
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- That's not gonna do it.
- Plus some other guys.
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The NOSHO All-Stars?
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Plus some other guys, yeah.
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We have to market this shit,
Shoresy.
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You really wanna run with
the NOSHO All-Stars
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plus some other guys?
- No.
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- Then what?
- The EU All-Stars versus...
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- The NOSHO North Stars.
- Bingo.
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- It's perfect.
- What do you think?
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- I really don't care.
- Who?
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What?
Who?
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- Huh?
- Oh, my God.
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- Who're the other guys?
- I'll have your roster
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by end of week.
- Where they coming in from?
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- North America.
- Well that narrows it down.
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Did you not give it
its kibble this morning?
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Like, one of you must keep
some extra pellets
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in your pocket by now, no?
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And you're certain these guys
from North America
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will get on a plane
to Sudbury for this?
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To play a team of Euros
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they're saying is better
at our game than we are?
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- Yes.
- They'd walk.
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- How can we help?
- Actually, I'll need to borrow
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your service dog
for this first call.
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Emotional support animal
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or whatever.
Okay, Shoresy.
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But first can you give it
some fuckin' chow?
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Who do you need me
to call, slut?
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And if you throw
some white rice in there,
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it won't be so farty.
- Who is he talking... oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Gorgeous Gord Gallant.
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{\an8}- Fancy seeing you here.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
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{\an8}- It's gonna be a real long
road if you wanna talk
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{\an8}like a fruit, Gord.
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{\an8}- Twice in two days, Ziigwan.
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{\an8}How'd I get so lucky?
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What does he mean
twice in two days?
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- What does he mean--
- Huh?
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I banged him
on Zoom last night.
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Ew!
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{\an8}- It was a first for me.
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{\an8}- Not for me.
- On this computer?
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{\an8}- We are assembling a team
to play the EU All-Stars.
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{\an8}- Whoa, those guys
are bigger than me.
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Can you fly here this week?
To play on the team?
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No, to bake muffins.
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{\an8}- I'd walk.
- Told ya.
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{\an8}- You'd better bring
some fuckin' Gatorade, Gord.
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{\an8}- Yeah, bring her a pigs ear
or two. She loves those.
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{\an8}- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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{\an8}Oh hey, can you
hang out for the next call here?
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{\an8}- Why?
- 'Cause you're the only one
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{\an8}I've ever seen communicate
successfully with them.
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{\an8} Who?
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{\an8}- The Freezer Twins.
- Yes?
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{\an8}- Guys, have you heard of this
EU All-Star team
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{\an8}that's over here
killing everybody?
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{\an8}- Yes.
- When?
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{\an8}- You were at McDonald's.
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{\an8}- We're putting together
a team to play them.
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{\an8}- Where?
- Here.
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{\an8}- When?
- Good question. When?
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{\an8}- Matt just asked that.
- No, I was asking Ziig.
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{\an8}- What?
- When we're playing
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{\an8}the EU All-Stars?
- Why?
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{\an8}- Because I don't know
the answer.
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{\an8}Ziig, when is the game?
- Soon.
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{\an8}- My cousin Tim's birthday
is July 9th.
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{\an8}- Oh, my God.
- The game'll be before that.
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{\an8}- Okay, because I can't
play that day.
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{\an8}- It'll be in the next
couple weeks, right?
- I don't know.
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{\an8}- No, I was asking Ziig.
- Do you know?
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{\an8}- Do I know what?
- Yes, the game will be
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{\an8}within the next couple of weeks.
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{\an8}- Do I know if I'm going
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{\an8}to Tim's birthday? Yes.
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{\an8}- Guys, let's focus here.
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{\an8}- It's glow in the dark bowling.
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{\an8}- Nat is going to fly you guys
to Sudbury
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{\an8}to play in a hockey game
against the EU All-Stars.
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{\an8}- Soon?
- Yes.
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{\an8}- How soon?
Because Survivor's almost on.
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{\an8}- Gord, can we lock this up?
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{\an8}- I'm doing my best.
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{\an8}- Gonna be here 'til fuckin'
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{\an8}summer with these guys.
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{\an8}- But Tim's birthday
is July 9th.
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{\an8}- Holy!
- I don't think they understand.
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{\an8}- Is there any reason
all these have to be on Zoom?
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{\an8}- No.
- Divide and conquer?
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{\an8}- Yes.
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Delaney.
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♪ They don't wanna let it go ♪
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Schnurr.
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In.
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Hello?
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We're playing those guys? Yep.
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Palmer!
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Playing that European
All-Star team.
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Where?
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In a town that just got
their strip club back.
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Let's go!
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♪ They don't wanna let it go ♪
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♪ They don't wanna let it go ♪
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- Why are we sitting out here?
- It's nice out here.
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As opposed to where, Delaney?
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The furthest bathroom stall
from the door?
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- The dressing room.
- Shut up, ya fuckin' coke head.
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I'd rather be
out here, personally.
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Everyone just be
quiet and listen to Shoresy.
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Dressing room's dank. It's dry.
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I don't think something
can be both dank and dry.
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It can't.
It's terrible for your skin.
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Any French guys here?
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I'm not French,
bro. I'm Québécois.
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- Why?
- I don't like fuckin' French guys.
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Well, I don't like
fuckin' 'em either,
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but there's no reason
to be disruptive, old man.
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We should get a humidifier.
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- Don't be so aggressive.
- Don't be such a pussy.
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- Let's just go to the room.
- We don't have a room.
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- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
- We don't have a dressing room?
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Not at this... juncture.
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- Schnurr got his hand up. Look.
- What a fuckin' nerd.
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- Schnurr!
- Rather than all of us
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clashing over trivial matters
en route to coming together
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in the pursuit
of a common goal--
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Ah, fuck you Schnurr,
you old fuck.
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- Let him finish.
- Why don't we just connect
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on that common goal now,
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focus on what really
matters here,
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beating the EU.
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That's what I'm trying to do!
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- Settle down.
- So dumb.
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Everyone just
shut up and listen to Shoresy.
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- Oh, my God.
- Let's get on the go, b'y.
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Yeah, fine.
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Say,
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you guys happen to know
anyone with a cereal,
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a winery, and...
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2,857 NHL points?
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Are you fuckin' serious?
- Wayne Gretzky?
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- Yeah, Wayne Gretzky.
- We don't know him.
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- Oh, my God.
- We know of him.
- Don't be a smart ass.
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- Well, he asked if we knew him.
- Well, I didn't mean literally.
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- Doesn't matter.
- Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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Just... I was talking
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to Wayne the other day. Gretzky.
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Really?
Yeah, really.
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- You serious, Shoresy?
- Why, you heard of him?
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- Yeah.
- What did you talk about?
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Me and Gretzky? Oh, man.
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Well, he's like,
How's it goin'?
238
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And already I'm thinking,
this is crazy.
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- That's so crazy.
- What else did you talk about?
240
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He's just like, what's new?
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Just like, really
easy to talk to
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when you might not
think he would be.
243
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- That's so cool.
- And anyway, we get chattin'
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a little bit more, and he says
that he watched us on TV.
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00:08:51,881 --> 00:08:53,257
- Whoa.
- Wayner?
246
00:08:53,257 --> 00:08:55,968
Yeah. National Senior
Tournament on BROdude.
247
00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,595
The Great One.
248
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Says he loves how we play.
249
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- Whoa!
- What!
250
00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,057
- Woo!
- Wayner.
251
00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:02,600
- 99.
- Fuckin' eh, boys.
252
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,893
Yeah, I'm just
standin' there,
253
00:09:03,893 --> 00:09:05,728
minding my own business.
The Great One walks over,
254
00:09:05,728 --> 00:09:06,979
says, you're gonna give me
somethin' to watch
255
00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,064
next year, right?
- Yeah.
256
00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:09,440
- Yeah.
- What'd you say?
257
00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,193
Ask and you shall receive,
Mr. Gretzky.
258
00:09:12,193 --> 00:09:14,946
- You really said that?
- Well, no. I fuckin' wish
259
00:09:14,946 --> 00:09:16,572
I could be that cool in front
of The Great One.
260
00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:18,658
Probably said something like...
Fer sure!
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00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:19,909
We are gonna give him
262
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something to watch this year.
263
00:09:21,786 --> 00:09:23,663
Called the NOSHO North Stars.
- Yep.
264
00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,581
We're gonna be playing
the EU All-Stars.
265
00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:26,749
- Yep.
- And boys,
266
00:09:26,749 --> 00:09:28,251
we're gonna do some
real bad shit
267
00:09:28,251 --> 00:09:29,836
to those guys.
Oh, yeah!
268
00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,295
But first things first.
269
00:09:31,295 --> 00:09:32,797
Starting a new team.
270
00:09:32,797 --> 00:09:34,799
What do you need
when you start a new team?
271
00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:37,260
Culture. Need to build
a winning culture.
272
00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,053
And how do you build
a winning culture?
273
00:09:39,053 --> 00:09:41,931
Two things.
First thing: names.
274
00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:44,267
Take care of the people
that take care of us.
275
00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:47,186
Know their names, chat 'em up,
be good to 'em.
276
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,980
Hasn't always been
your style, Shoresy.
277
00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,773
Yeah, I know
it's not always been my style,
278
00:09:50,773 --> 00:09:51,858
but it's important.
279
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,276
Yeah, so...
280
00:09:53,276 --> 00:09:55,528
we don't have, like,
a trainer or equipment guy
281
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,363
or anything like that.
- It's senior whale shit hockey.
282
00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:00,408
Yeah, we're kinda pov,
so we don't have nice things.
283
00:10:00,408 --> 00:10:01,617
But we do have...
284
00:10:01,617 --> 00:10:02,785
Emily.
285
00:10:02,785 --> 00:10:04,120
She works the ticket window,
286
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,372
runs the 50/50 and one time,
287
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:09,000
she put her hand on my leg
at a Christmas party.
288
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,960
Now, sometimes Emily's
got her granddaughter
289
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,962
Ethel with her.
And I know it's kinda weird
290
00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:15,965
'cause like, Emily's old
with a young person name,
291
00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:19,135
but Ethel's young
with an old person name,
292
00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:20,970
but that's, just like,
an example of the type of thing
293
00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:22,805
you can chat to her about
when you stop by
294
00:10:22,805 --> 00:10:25,350
to see how she's doing.
What's her name?
295
00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:26,267
Emily.
296
00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:27,351
This is Kev.
297
00:10:27,351 --> 00:10:29,604
Drives the Zamboni.
Keeps the ice clean for us.
298
00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:32,231
He's here every night past 11
with the beer leaguers
299
00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,568
and back every morning at 6 a.m.
for the Timbits kids.
300
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:39,030
He's one of the greatest
community members Sudbury's got.
301
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:42,158
He might even be a bigger beauty
than Emily. Figuratively.
302
00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:45,161
And literally, I guess.
What's his name?
303
00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:47,246
- Kev.
- - This is Santiago and "George".
304
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,457
Jorge spelled with a J,
which I think is a pretty
305
00:10:49,457 --> 00:10:52,752
cool way to spell it.
They don't even speak English.
306
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,712
Now, these guys clean the rink.
307
00:10:54,712 --> 00:10:57,298
Which means that every time
some asshole spits their gum
308
00:10:57,298 --> 00:10:59,175
into the urinal,
they gotta fish it out.
309
00:10:59,175 --> 00:11:02,678
And every time some drunk hurls
a sidewalk pizza in the stands,
310
00:11:02,678 --> 00:11:04,180
they gotta mop it up.
311
00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,724
Now, they won't say much,
but they love donuts.
312
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:09,686
So, if you're stopping by Tim's
on the way to the rink,
313
00:11:09,686 --> 00:11:11,354
it's a honey cruller
for Santiago
314
00:11:11,354 --> 00:11:13,523
and a Boston cream
for Jorge.
315
00:11:14,315 --> 00:11:17,026
And if you grab a maple dip
for Kev, I doubt he'd complain.
316
00:11:17,026 --> 00:11:18,277
What's their names?
317
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:19,779
Santiago and Jorge.
318
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,155
What's his name?
Kev.
319
00:11:21,155 --> 00:11:23,241
What's her name?
Emily.
320
00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:24,867
Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
321
00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:26,953
First practice as a team here, boys.
322
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,830
Big practice on deck here now.
323
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:30,832
I want hard passes,
calling for pucks,
324
00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:32,208
practice how you play.
325
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,292
What do you say Old Gorgeous?
326
00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,919
What's second?
Huh?
327
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,504
- The second thing?
- What do you mean the sec--
328
00:11:36,504 --> 00:11:38,715
To building a winning culture.
You said it takes two things.
329
00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:40,508
First thing, names.
Second thing?
330
00:11:40,508 --> 00:11:42,051
Beers.
331
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:57,358
♪ And the music began to play ♪
332
00:11:58,401 --> 00:12:01,696
♪ And the music began to play ♪
333
00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:05,450
♪ And the music began to play ♪
334
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:09,037
♪ And the music began to play ♪
335
00:12:09,787 --> 00:12:12,707
♪ And the music began to play ♪
336
00:12:13,624 --> 00:12:16,377
♪ And the music began to play ♪
337
00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:20,214
♪ And the music began to play ♪
338
00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,968
♪ And the music began to play ♪
339
00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:28,139
♪ And the music began to play ♪
340
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:37,648
- Shoresy?
- What?
341
00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:38,649
Come here.
342
00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:40,735
- Fer what?
- You do a head count?
343
00:12:40,735 --> 00:12:42,612
Do I look like a fuckin'
scout master?
344
00:12:42,612 --> 00:12:44,072
One is missing. Where is he?
345
00:12:44,072 --> 00:12:45,490
Probably gettin'
his dick sucked.
346
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,367
- It's Delaney.
- Fuckin' coke head.
347
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,285
He's our best scorer.
Where is he?
348
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:51,704
On the strip club side
of the bar, for sure.
349
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,373
This is a team mixer, Shoresy.
350
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,083
Well, you brought 'em
to a bar
351
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,376
where half of it
is a strip club.
352
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,628
- So?
- So, bring a kid to playland,
353
00:12:58,628 --> 00:12:59,879
he's gonna go ball pittin'.
354
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,714
We are here to get
to know each other.
355
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,007
- I know.
- We're here to build
356
00:13:03,007 --> 00:13:04,175
a winning culture.
- You're right.
357
00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:05,968
- We need total buy-in.
- I'm with ya.
358
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:08,179
So, what's he doing
over there?!
359
00:13:08,179 --> 00:13:10,515
Ziig, hold my beer.
Fuck you, Shoresy.
360
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:11,474
Fine. I'll go get him.
361
00:13:11,474 --> 00:13:13,351
- Go get him.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go get him.
362
00:13:13,351 --> 00:13:15,436
- Go get him!
- Fuckin' Delaney!
363
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,357
Oh, you're an idiot
364
00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:20,900
if you think you can get her,
Michaels.
365
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,985
- I know, Shoresy.
- Look at you compared
to Sanguinet.
366
00:13:22,985 --> 00:13:24,404
He's tall with long hair
and a long dick.
367
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,613
- Okay, Shoresy.
- You're short
368
00:13:25,613 --> 00:13:27,198
with a weird face.
Okay, wow!
369
00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:28,908
Pretty good dick though,
I'll give you that.
370
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,201
- Thanks!
- Delaney.
371
00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:31,661
Half of this bar
is a strip club!
372
00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:34,122
- This is a team mixer.
- Yeah, but half of this bar--
373
00:13:34,122 --> 00:13:35,456
We're here to get
to know each other.
374
00:13:35,456 --> 00:13:36,999
At a strip club?
That's kinda weird.
375
00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:38,793
No, only half of this bar
is a strip club.
376
00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:40,962
- Uh-huh. Wanna come back in 10?
- We're here to build
377
00:13:40,962 --> 00:13:42,880
a winning culture, Delaney.
- Okay, five.
378
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,965
You can't build
a winning culture
379
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,216
unless every guy buys in.
380
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,551
- I know.
- Every single guy.
381
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:48,094
- Absolutely.
- So then what are you doing
382
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,804
on the strip club side
of the bar when there's
383
00:13:49,804 --> 00:13:51,472
a team mixer
on the club side of the bar?
384
00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:53,349
You brought me to a bar
where half of it--
385
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,268
- Not buying in.
- All right, man! I'll buy in.
386
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,811
- No, you won't.
- I'm buying in.
387
00:13:56,811 --> 00:13:58,104
- No you fuckin' aren't.
- I'm in.
388
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,397
Now let's fuck these Euros up.
389
00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:00,773
Yeah, unless we're playing
at a rink
390
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,817
where half of it's a strip club?
- Now we're talkin'.
391
00:14:02,817 --> 00:14:04,360
Oh, you fuck...
392
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,486
You're cut.
- Fuck off!
393
00:14:05,486 --> 00:14:07,238
No, we don't need ya.
Get outta here.
394
00:14:07,238 --> 00:14:09,240
- Aw, come on, man.
It's the first night!
- Beat it.
395
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,576
- What do I have to do?
- We're gonna do some real bad
396
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:12,994
shit to these guys, Delaney,
397
00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:15,204
and we can't do it unless
every guy buys in.
398
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:17,248
- I'll do it.
- The Euro's are seven and O.
399
00:14:17,248 --> 00:14:19,334
I have to be on this team,
Shoresy. I'll do anything.
400
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:21,794
- I don't believe ya.
- How do I prove it?
401
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,254
Let me prove it.
402
00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:32,597
- We don't have a dressing room.
- That's a real thing?
403
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,807
- We lost it.
- How do you lose
a dressing room?
404
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,601
Those guys have it now.
405
00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:43,941
Wanna be on this team?
- Yes.
406
00:14:43,941 --> 00:14:45,693
- Huh?
- Yes.
407
00:14:45,693 --> 00:14:46,778
Go get it back.
408
00:14:46,778 --> 00:14:49,364
Are you serious?
409
00:14:49,947 --> 00:14:51,616
Buy in.
410
00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:08,758
♪ O-M-G no O-N-E ♪
411
00:15:10,385 --> 00:15:12,387
♪ Ain't what they seem
not bold as me ♪
412
00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,722
♪ Ain't lived a life
as low as me ♪
413
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,146
♪ Valet parking, Rolls please ♪
414
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,236
♪ Freedom devour ♪
415
00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:29,862
♪ This is not choice
this is ours ♪
416
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,572
♪ America's ours ♪
417
00:15:31,572 --> 00:15:32,990
♪ Runs like the towers ♪
418
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,283
♪ We back and we better ♪
419
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:35,701
♪ We rain like the showers ♪
420
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,787
♪ We watching the cowards
All of you cowards ♪
421
00:16:06,107 --> 00:16:07,817
♪ Fuck with a boy
ain't cold as he ♪
422
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,627
♪ Fuck with a boy
ain't cold as he ♪
423
00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:28,546
♪ Ain't what they seem
not bold as me ♪
424
00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:31,215
♪ Ain't lived a life
as low as me ♪
425
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:34,886
♪ I don't do the nose bleeds ♪
426
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:36,471
♪ I just pass 'em those keys ♪
427
00:16:36,471 --> 00:16:39,015
♪ Valet parking, Rolls please ♪
428
00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:40,266
♪ Money is power ♪
429
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,559
♪ Look at the people in power ♪
430
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,270
♪ Funeral flowers
Freedom devour ♪
431
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,189
♪ This is not choice
this is ours ♪
432
00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:47,440
♪ America's ours ♪
433
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,900
♪ Runs like the towers ♪
434
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,276
♪ We back and we better ♪
435
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,778
♪ We rain like the showers ♪
436
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,072
♪ We watching the cowards
All of you cowards ♪
437
00:16:55,156 --> 00:16:57,200
That's how you build
a winning culture.
438
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,118
Everybody buys in.
439
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,829
- Who you gonna do this with?
- Do what?
440
00:17:01,829 --> 00:17:03,081
- Coach.
- Huh?
441
00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:04,499
Every coach
needs an assistant.
442
00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:06,167
Yeah, little good cop,
bad cop.
443
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,752
- Sanger?
- What, so he can see
444
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:09,629
Michaels try to wheel his girl?
- Try?
445
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,340
- She's way too hot for him.
- You think?
446
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,342
She's such a little sweetie.
She's just such a...
447
00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:15,676
She's just such a little cutie.
448
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:17,136
I saw her and Michaels
making out
449
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,679
on the security cameras.
- Really?
450
00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:21,057
- I saw them making out tonight.
- Really?!
451
00:17:21,057 --> 00:17:22,600
And her and Sanger split.
452
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:24,769
Really?!
453
00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:26,687
Does she look like
the type to step out?
454
00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:27,897
No.
455
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:29,232
No, she's such a little sweetie.
456
00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:30,274
She's just such a little...
457
00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:31,359
She's such a little cutie.
458
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,277
So then, who is
your assistant coach?
459
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:37,573
You.
460
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,035
Me?
461
00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:47,625
Are you serious?
462
00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:50,545
- No.
- Oh, my God!
463
00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:52,630
- What the fuck
are you gonna do?
- Oh, fuck you, Shoresy.
464
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,257
You never skated
a day in your life.
465
00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:56,050
- I skated for years!
- Not on men's skates.
466
00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:58,594
You are such an idiot.
467
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,346
You gonna fuckin' teach 'em
how to toe pick?
468
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,473
- Then who?
- My brother.
469
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,642
- Really?
- Yeah.
470
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:08,104
- Why?
- Oh, don't ask me that.
471
00:18:08,104 --> 00:18:09,856
- Why not?
- 'Cause it gets bad when
472
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:10,815
I have to talk about him.
473
00:18:10,815 --> 00:18:12,817
- What do you mean?
- Trust me, it gets bad.
474
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:15,278
Well, you're gonna have
to talk about him.
475
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:17,196
We're announcing it
and I promised someone
476
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,406
the exclusive.
477
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,324
Aw, no fuckin'--
478
00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:21,993
I'm Jory Jordan
and this is a Sudbury
479
00:18:21,993 --> 00:18:23,327
Kids Sport Report exclusive.
480
00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:25,246
A respected coach,
feared player,
481
00:18:25,246 --> 00:18:27,749
beloved boyfriend
and over-all stand-up guy.
482
00:18:27,749 --> 00:18:29,417
That guest was unable
to make it today,
483
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:31,627
so instead we've got
formerly #69 Shore.
484
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,796
Shoresy, the growing sentiment
around town and on socials
485
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:35,798
is that the NOSHO North Stars
is full of irrelevant,
486
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:37,842
washed-up losers who couldn't
get a win if it was listed
487
00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:39,510
for free on Kijiji.
488
00:18:40,094 --> 00:18:41,596
- What's the question?
- No question.
489
00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:43,723
More to that, for years now,
you've surfed the line between
490
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,559
sinfully ugly and eye-wateringly
stupid. Period.
491
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,020
With Shoresy today is his newly
appointed assistant coach
492
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,272
and brother... Morris.
493
00:18:51,272 --> 00:18:53,691
- Call me Mo.
- That's the OG right there.
494
00:18:53,691 --> 00:18:55,985
'Sup, big homie?
That's what it do.
495
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,029
Shoresy, last time I checked,
white people can't call
496
00:18:58,029 --> 00:18:59,989
black people brother
like black people can call
497
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:01,824
black people brother.
What makes you think
498
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,493
you're somehow above
convention here?
499
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:04,869
He's actually my brother.
500
00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:07,371
Ah, mixed race parents.
You know what it is.
501
00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:09,040
- No.
- No?
502
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,958
Our dad is white.
503
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,251
Are you sure?
504
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,669
We don't know our moms.
505
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,421
Well, I'll bet yours
is not Nordic.
506
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,173
- We're adopted.
- You're adopted brothers?
507
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:18,633
- Yes.
- I was gonna say,
508
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,468
mixed race parents all day,
but it is rare to see
509
00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:23,554
someone that white procreate
with someone that black.
510
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,889
Shoresy, you've never had
an original thought
511
00:19:24,889 --> 00:19:27,225
in your life. Tell me,
how did you land on my boy here
512
00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:28,851
as your assistant coach?
513
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,021
Oh, man, just...
514
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:35,900
'Cause there's no one
in the world I respect more.
515
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:39,946
And just 'cause I respect
him so much, and...
516
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,906
Trust him so much, and...
517
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,784
Since I love him so much.
518
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,786
Can you elaborate
on that, Shoresy?
519
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,873
Just for everything he did
for me growing up.
520
00:19:50,873 --> 00:19:52,041
He...
521
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,919
He was always
looking out for me, and...
522
00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:57,213
And just
making sure nothing bad
523
00:19:57,213 --> 00:19:58,756
ever happened to me, and...
524
00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:02,010
Sorry.
525
00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:06,347
Yeah it gets bad, eh?
526
00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:08,015
Well, you didn't
sob or anything.
527
00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:09,809
It gets bad when I have
to talk about him.
528
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,228
- Bit of a spectacle.
- I know it gets bad, eh?
529
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:13,771
What are his strengths
as a coach?
530
00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:16,107
He keeps it simple.
What are you doing?
531
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:19,152
- I want to see the room.
- I want to see the room.
532
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,403
Well, it's not
our room anymore.
533
00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:22,155
- Saw that.
- Is it nice?
534
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,531
- You haven't seen it?
- No.
535
00:20:23,531 --> 00:20:25,658
- Come see it.
- How did you get in there?
536
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,618
- It's unlocked.
- And nobody's around?
537
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,996
- No.
- And they just left
the room unlocked?
538
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,330
- Who cares?
- Well...
539
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,166
Hey, you said you wanted
to see the room.
540
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,710
- Yeah.
- So, come see it.
541
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,712
Keeps it simple.
542
00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:39,464
All the Bulldogs
should see it.
543
00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:42,050
- Shoresy.
- Who cares?
544
00:20:44,552 --> 00:20:46,471
Is there a TV in there?
545
00:20:46,721 --> 00:20:48,639
Holy fuck, boys!
546
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,017
Been gone
five fuckin' minutes.
547
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,894
Good is not good
if better is expected?
548
00:20:52,894 --> 00:20:54,604
What the fuck is this?
549
00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:56,939
I prefer "For the
community, by the community."
550
00:20:56,939 --> 00:20:58,649
Wee bit
of an upgrade, eh?
551
00:20:58,649 --> 00:20:59,901
What do you think, Big Mo?
552
00:20:59,901 --> 00:21:01,903
Like you
were never here.
553
00:21:06,824 --> 00:21:08,368
A 4-0 lead
554
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,994
for the EU in Edmonton
after one,
555
00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:12,705
with the visiting team
scoring four unanswered
556
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,415
in a dominant first period,
557
00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:15,917
both physically
and on the scoreboard.
558
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,752
Ooh! Another thundering check
559
00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:20,505
from Hakohrju and another
Edmonton player on the ice.
560
00:21:20,505 --> 00:21:22,173
Boy, I bet
these guys wish
561
00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:23,508
they were somewhere else.
562
00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:25,009
Five to nothing
for the Europeans.
563
00:21:25,009 --> 00:21:27,303
Not an inch of room
for Edmonton out there
564
00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:29,472
and the shots reflect that,
27-7
565
00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:31,057
midway through the second period
566
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,934
and the Europeans are up
six to nothing.
567
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:35,770
We've got Anik Archambault with
EU coach Teppo Maki. Anik...
568
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:38,773
Teppo, some crease crashing
from Edmonton this period,
569
00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:42,110
but Cederstrom has stood tall.
He's a brick wall out there.
570
00:21:42,110 --> 00:21:44,737
It's just nice to finally see
a bit of push back
571
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,824
from Edmonton here.
Nice to see some fight
572
00:21:47,824 --> 00:21:50,576
from anyone on this
side of the pond.
573
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,203
You're garnering quite
the reputation
574
00:21:52,203 --> 00:21:53,579
for your spicy quotes, coach.
575
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,957
We are all watching
the same game. Yeah?
576
00:21:55,957 --> 00:21:58,668
The reputation
for tough hockey here
577
00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:01,587
has expired. Undeserving.
578
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,172
Look at
the size of Ruzicka.
579
00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:05,007
That might be
the biggest man
580
00:22:05,007 --> 00:22:07,093
I've seen on skates.
- Absolutely rag-dollin' 'em.
581
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,761
Edmonton could sure use
some guys from that banned
582
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,763
Sudbury church league
right about now.
583
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,765
I heard those guys
play like psychos!
584
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,101
Seven to nothing
EU.
585
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,729
We'll go to commercial,
eight to nothing EU.
586
00:22:17,729 --> 00:22:19,230
Nine to nothing, EU.
587
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:20,773
Ten to nothing, EU.
588
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:24,068
Double digits. And now 11-0
for the Europeans.
589
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:26,195
You really have
to see it to believe it, folks.
590
00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:28,197
This EU team is spectacular.
591
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:29,949
They're unbeatable, old friend.
592
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,409
Unbeatable.
593
00:22:34,746 --> 00:22:37,999
♪ Don't, don't
move it around ♪
594
00:22:37,999 --> 00:22:41,085
♪ Don't, don't, don't
don't, don't ♪
595
00:22:42,253 --> 00:22:45,173
♪ Move it around
Don't, don't, move it around ♪
596
00:22:45,173 --> 00:22:46,674
♪ Don't, don't, move it around ♪
597
00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:48,551
♪ Don't, don't, move it a-- ♪
598
00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:49,469
♪ Bunny ♪
599
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,428
♪ Move it around ♪
600
00:22:50,428 --> 00:22:51,763
♪ Don't, don't, move it around ♪
601
00:22:51,763 --> 00:22:55,016
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't
don't, don't, don't ♪
602
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:58,644
♪ Move it around
Don't, don't, move it around ♪
603
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:02,148
♪ Don't, don't, move it around ♪
604
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,232
♪ Bunny ♪
605
00:23:03,232 --> 00:23:04,192
♪ Move it around ♪
606
00:23:04,192 --> 00:23:05,693
♪ Don't, don't, move it around ♪
607
00:23:05,693 --> 00:23:08,821
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't
don't, don't, don't ♪
608
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:12,533
♪ Round, round, round,
round, round, round ♪
609
00:23:12,533 --> 00:23:15,995
♪ Don't, don't, move it around ♪
610
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:19,207
♪ Round, round, round,
round, round, round ♪
611
00:23:19,207 --> 00:23:32,929
♪ Don't, don't, move it around ♪
612
00:23:32,929 --> 00:23:36,224
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't
don't, don't, don't ♪
613
00:23:40,478 --> 00:23:42,730
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