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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,551 --> 00:00:05,259 For those of you who were too fuckin' busy, 2 00:00:05,343 --> 00:00:07,063 here's what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:08,343 --> 00:00:09,843 Fuck it. 4 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,176 Aye, aye, matey. 5 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:14,968 Popcorn shrimp. Fuck. 6 00:00:15,051 --> 00:00:16,510 You ever worked on the line, Carl? 7 00:00:16,593 --> 00:00:18,218 - In the kitchen? - Grab an apron. 8 00:00:19,551 --> 00:00:20,551 Girls' day. 9 00:00:20,593 --> 00:00:21,635 It's a date. 10 00:00:23,551 --> 00:00:25,071 Yo, that's my sister and my girlfriend. 11 00:00:25,134 --> 00:00:26,551 Which one's your sister? 12 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,134 She's macking on your girl? 13 00:00:28,218 --> 00:00:29,510 I'ma head upstairs right now. 14 00:00:29,593 --> 00:00:31,009 I'd really like if you came with me. 15 00:00:31,093 --> 00:00:33,134 No way. She needs to see how it ends. 16 00:00:34,259 --> 00:00:36,176 I know how it ends. 17 00:00:36,259 --> 00:00:37,051 Unless there's something 18 00:00:37,134 --> 00:00:38,343 you're not telling me. 19 00:00:38,426 --> 00:00:39,569 Agh! Fine! I didn't get a vasectomy. 20 00:00:39,593 --> 00:00:41,134 I pretended to. 21 00:00:41,218 --> 00:00:42,802 I'll reschedule the vasectomy right now. 22 00:00:42,885 --> 00:00:44,551 Your father is gonna be the new. 23 00:00:44,635 --> 00:00:47,510 Hobo Loco beverage spokesperson. 24 00:00:47,593 --> 00:00:50,301 Soon I'll be able to support those I love. 25 00:00:50,385 --> 00:00:51,885 Little Frank-ettes. 26 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:53,809 Frank'll be committed to my six babies, right? 27 00:00:53,843 --> 00:00:54,760 Not a chance. 28 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:56,218 Frank, something's wrong. 29 00:00:56,301 --> 00:00:57,569 - I'm in pain. - What do you mean? 30 00:00:57,593 --> 00:00:59,134 I am miscarrying. 31 00:00:59,218 --> 00:01:02,176 Will you come with me, or will you stay? 32 00:01:02,259 --> 00:01:04,009 I will be back. I love you. 33 00:01:04,093 --> 00:01:05,510 I didn't miscarry. 34 00:01:05,593 --> 00:01:07,885 I was testing you to see if you gave a shit. 35 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,551 Good-bye, Frank. 36 00:01:09,635 --> 00:01:11,259 Make it out to cash. 37 00:01:11,343 --> 00:01:13,093 You smell like booze. 38 00:01:13,176 --> 00:01:15,093 - You're fired. - What? 39 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,444 Do you want to stay with me here? 40 00:01:16,468 --> 00:01:18,009 Yeah, that'd be good. 41 00:01:18,093 --> 00:01:20,885 I'm with DCFS, here to do a home safety check 42 00:01:20,968 --> 00:01:22,927 for a case opened up by Phillip Gallagher. 43 00:01:23,009 --> 00:01:24,760 Any idea how much you fucked this up for me? 44 00:01:24,843 --> 00:01:26,944 The old Fiona would've handled this, would've spun shit, 45 00:01:26,968 --> 00:01:28,985 - would've covered for me. - What was I supposed to do? 46 00:01:29,009 --> 00:01:31,209 I expected you to not be drunk in the middle of the day. 47 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:32,339 DCFS showed up unannounced. 48 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:34,259 Fiona answered the door fucking drunk. 49 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:35,635 Okay, I'm pregnant. 50 00:01:35,718 --> 00:01:36,593 What are we gonna do? 51 00:01:36,677 --> 00:01:38,134 I don't know. 52 00:03:09,385 --> 00:03:11,468 I don't have enough room for all my stuff. 53 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:13,551 Okay. 54 00:03:17,593 --> 00:03:19,635 Here you go. Use this. 55 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:24,218 Um... 56 00:03:25,677 --> 00:03:27,927 Jacket. 57 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:30,176 It's a million degrees outside. 58 00:03:30,259 --> 00:03:31,677 Yeah, just in case. 59 00:03:33,677 --> 00:03:35,093 You want some magazines? 60 00:03:35,176 --> 00:03:37,510 - No, thanks. - No? 61 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,051 Your pillow, can't forget that. 62 00:03:41,134 --> 00:03:42,760 That's your pillow. 63 00:03:42,843 --> 00:03:45,385 Yeah, but you love it. 64 00:03:45,468 --> 00:03:48,343 Go on, take it. 65 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:50,635 Okay, are you hungry? 66 00:03:50,718 --> 00:03:51,985 Want me to make you something to eat or... 67 00:03:52,009 --> 00:03:53,426 We just had breakfast. 68 00:03:53,510 --> 00:03:56,301 Yeah, but, for the road. 69 00:03:56,385 --> 00:03:57,927 You want a sandwich or something? 70 00:03:58,009 --> 00:03:59,051 No, thanks. 71 00:03:59,134 --> 00:04:00,927 No? 72 00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:02,927 All right. 73 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,551 Um... 74 00:04:05,635 --> 00:04:08,593 listen, I'll, um... I'll come visit you, 75 00:04:08,677 --> 00:04:10,510 okay, you know, as soon as you get settled. 76 00:04:10,593 --> 00:04:11,718 Okay. 77 00:04:11,802 --> 00:04:12,985 I'm really sorry you have to leave. 78 00:04:13,009 --> 00:04:14,635 You know, but I think 79 00:04:14,718 --> 00:04:16,635 it's the best thing for you right now. 80 00:04:16,718 --> 00:04:17,718 Yeah. 81 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,343 It's gonna be fine. 82 00:04:23,802 --> 00:04:24,885 All right. 83 00:04:27,385 --> 00:04:29,968 - Hey. - Hey. 84 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:33,551 Well, how is everybody today? 85 00:04:33,635 --> 00:04:34,510 Good. 86 00:04:34,593 --> 00:04:36,134 Xan, you okay? 87 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:37,802 Yeah. 88 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:41,301 Good, good. You, ready to go? 89 00:04:41,385 --> 00:04:42,927 I think so. 90 00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:45,134 Okay, hey, um, you... you got your phone? 91 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,551 Yeah. 92 00:04:46,635 --> 00:04:48,468 - And it's charged? - Yeah. 93 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:50,468 Okay. 94 00:04:52,635 --> 00:04:54,218 All right. 95 00:04:57,218 --> 00:04:58,510 Hey, you, um... you call me 96 00:04:58,593 --> 00:05:00,385 when you get there, all right, 97 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,343 just let me know you're safe? 98 00:05:03,843 --> 00:05:05,134 All right. 99 00:05:05,885 --> 00:05:08,343 And here, um, 100 00:05:08,426 --> 00:05:10,218 I got this for you for... 101 00:05:10,301 --> 00:05:13,718 for-for snacks and stuff, you know, whatever you need. 102 00:05:16,218 --> 00:05:17,760 I made this for you. 103 00:05:17,843 --> 00:05:19,843 Yeah? 104 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:21,718 Where'd you learn how to make these? 105 00:05:21,802 --> 00:05:23,802 Kelly taught me. 106 00:05:23,885 --> 00:05:25,194 You know I can't wear this, right? 107 00:05:25,218 --> 00:05:27,551 I'll get the shit beat out of me. 108 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:29,802 I'm the pink and you're the purple. 109 00:05:30,885 --> 00:05:32,925 You know there's an old man sleeping out front here? 110 00:05:32,968 --> 00:05:34,510 Yeah. 111 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:36,718 Okay. 112 00:05:36,802 --> 00:05:38,718 Are we ready? 113 00:05:38,802 --> 00:05:40,468 Yeah. 114 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:42,551 Okay, I'll talk to you soon. 115 00:05:42,635 --> 00:05:44,259 Don't be mad. 116 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:45,802 It's no one's fault. 117 00:06:36,385 --> 00:06:38,718 - What's that? - It's Fiona's shit. 118 00:06:38,802 --> 00:06:41,134 Why is Fiona's shit in trash bags? 119 00:06:41,218 --> 00:06:42,944 'Cause I told her to leave and she's still here. 120 00:06:42,968 --> 00:06:44,069 Thought I'd give her a hand. 121 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:46,468 'Cause of Xan? 122 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:49,968 Yeah, 'cause of Xan and Jason 123 00:06:50,051 --> 00:06:51,426 and all the other fucking things. 124 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:52,843 Okay. 125 00:06:52,927 --> 00:06:54,343 Look, I'll see you later, all right? 126 00:06:54,426 --> 00:06:56,426 I gotta catch Tami before work. 127 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,944 You guys get into a fight or something? 128 00:06:57,968 --> 00:07:00,843 No, she... she's pregnant. 129 00:07:00,927 --> 00:07:02,677 Holy shit. 130 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,093 She gonna keep it? 131 00:07:04,176 --> 00:07:05,510 I have no idea. 132 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:06,843 That'd be so cool. 133 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,069 Franny could have a little cousin. 134 00:07:08,093 --> 00:07:09,218 Yeah, look, I don't know. 135 00:07:09,301 --> 00:07:10,527 I just found out yesterday, Debs, 136 00:07:10,551 --> 00:07:11,653 so I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. 137 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:13,259 You guys could all live here. 138 00:07:13,343 --> 00:07:14,259 Tami and I can take turns babysitting. 139 00:07:14,343 --> 00:07:15,718 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. 140 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,927 I'm sorry I mentioned it. 141 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,843 You want a cousin, right? 142 00:07:20,927 --> 00:07:22,677 Uncle Lip's baby. 143 00:07:25,927 --> 00:07:27,885 Good morning, former coworker. 144 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:29,426 Here we go. 145 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:31,301 No need to panic, Eliza. 146 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:34,176 I'm just here for my final paycheck. 147 00:07:34,259 --> 00:07:36,426 Okay, sure. 148 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:37,551 I'll be right back. 149 00:07:37,635 --> 00:07:38,885 Thanks. 150 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,677 Hey, you got my tip-out? 151 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,843 What? 152 00:07:43,927 --> 00:07:45,093 My tip-out. 153 00:07:45,176 --> 00:07:46,385 My share of the ti... 154 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:47,301 You know what a tip-out is, Karina. 155 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:49,009 Where are my tips? 156 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:52,343 Um, well, we didn't think that you were... 157 00:07:52,426 --> 00:07:54,927 You guys just stole my fucking tips? 158 00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:57,426 Wow, that is cold. 159 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,510 That's okay, I'll just take this. 160 00:07:59,593 --> 00:08:01,385 Thank you. 161 00:08:01,468 --> 00:08:04,259 Hey, what's up, Judas? 162 00:08:06,635 --> 00:08:08,677 Hey, winner. 163 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:14,968 I'd refill your coffee, but I don't work here anymore, 164 00:08:15,051 --> 00:08:16,677 so... 165 00:08:17,885 --> 00:08:19,510 Here you go. 166 00:08:22,051 --> 00:08:23,885 Jesus. 167 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:26,069 You know those eggs aren't really cage-free, right? 168 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:28,635 The menu's full of lies. Enjoy. 169 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:30,093 Have you been drinking? 170 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,343 Have you? 171 00:08:31,426 --> 00:08:33,510 You're drunk. 172 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:36,343 Fuck you, Eliza. 173 00:08:36,426 --> 00:08:37,635 You got your last paycheck. 174 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,510 Please leave, or I'll have to call the cops. 175 00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:42,176 The cops. 176 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:43,927 Let's call them. 177 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:47,635 They can find out where my stolen tips went. 178 00:09:08,551 --> 00:09:09,611 Where's my Buccaneer Biscuits at? 179 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:10,927 KJ. 180 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,718 Going as fast as I can, Lori. 181 00:09:13,927 --> 00:09:16,677 Buccaneer Biscuits selling like crazy. 182 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,903 Adding fried clams to the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit 183 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:19,968 was a great idea. 184 00:09:20,051 --> 00:09:21,593 Yeah? Thanks. 185 00:09:21,677 --> 00:09:23,134 Just a fry guy with big ideas 186 00:09:23,218 --> 00:09:25,510 who wants to serve his country. 187 00:09:25,593 --> 00:09:27,968 You ever read The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell? 188 00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:29,551 No. 189 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:32,218 Buccaneer Biscuits, tipping point. 190 00:09:32,301 --> 00:09:34,301 Trust me, you're gonna go places. 191 00:09:34,385 --> 00:09:36,176 I sell weed out the back. 192 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:37,802 I know you do, KJ, 193 00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:40,093 and I appreciate your desire for a better life. 194 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:42,802 But Carl here, he's helping us sell shit 195 00:09:42,885 --> 00:09:44,843 inside the store, okay? 196 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:48,301 You know, they used to call this place Mr. Bob's. 197 00:09:48,385 --> 00:09:49,885 They started calling it Captain Bob's 198 00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:51,385 when they added seafood to the menu. 199 00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:52,927 Now it's all seafood. 200 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,093 That man's a goddamn visionary. 201 00:09:56,176 --> 00:09:57,301 Can I take my break now? 202 00:09:57,385 --> 00:09:58,718 Sure, you can, rock star. 203 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:00,385 - Be back in ten, okay? - Yeah. 204 00:10:07,968 --> 00:10:09,677 Hey, Kelly, it's me. 205 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,677 I'm at work right now. 206 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,218 You know those Buccaneer Biscuits? 207 00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:14,802 They're a huge hit. 208 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:16,635 Yeah, it was my idea. Did you know that? 209 00:10:16,718 --> 00:10:18,677 So I'm pretty hyped about that. 210 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,944 You know, I should probably be getting back to it, though, 211 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,968 so just want to make sure softball's going well. 212 00:10:23,051 --> 00:10:25,301 Give me a call later, all right? 213 00:10:25,385 --> 00:10:26,802 Bye. Miss and love you. 214 00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:28,718 Bye. 215 00:10:37,259 --> 00:10:40,760 Feels like someone kicked me in the balls. 216 00:10:40,843 --> 00:10:42,343 Well, the heat doesn't help. 217 00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:43,569 You gotta get some AC in here, man. 218 00:10:43,593 --> 00:10:45,426 We have an AC. 219 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,218 Thing's on its last legs, 220 00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:50,093 givin' it all she's got. 221 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:56,301 V, is there a kid kicking me in the nuts right now? 222 00:10:56,385 --> 00:10:57,785 'Cause it feels like there's a child 223 00:10:57,843 --> 00:10:59,593 repeatedly kicking me in the balls. 224 00:10:59,677 --> 00:11:01,510 No, baby, just leave ice on it. 225 00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:03,319 Be better in no time, Kev. Hang in there, man. 226 00:11:03,343 --> 00:11:04,885 Yeah, hang in there, buddy. 227 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:05,885 What's up? 228 00:11:05,968 --> 00:11:08,343 Hey. 229 00:11:08,426 --> 00:11:09,677 What's going on with him? 230 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,218 He had a vasectomy, little swelling. 231 00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:12,635 Little swelling? 232 00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:14,593 My ball's the size of a grapefruit, V. 233 00:11:14,677 --> 00:11:16,259 Why didn't V just tie her tubes? 234 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,843 Old-school, piece of cake. 235 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,009 Okay, I'm right here. 236 00:11:19,093 --> 00:11:20,343 I'll take this one. 237 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:21,444 Do you even know what you're saying? 238 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:23,927 A vasectomy is like this, 239 00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:26,385 really, on one ball, 240 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,861 and it's already on the outside of your body. 241 00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,510 My shit is on the inside. 242 00:11:29,593 --> 00:11:32,259 They have to cut into my stomach twice, 243 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,927 pull my tubes out of my body, 244 00:11:35,009 --> 00:11:37,259 rope 'em off, and then put 'em back inside me. 245 00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:38,510 I should slap your face. 246 00:11:38,593 --> 00:11:39,593 Sorry, V. 247 00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:40,885 You gon' live, baby. 248 00:11:41,885 --> 00:11:43,343 What is that? 249 00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:45,968 Final paycheck. Can you cash it? 250 00:11:46,051 --> 00:11:48,551 Come on, it's only, like, 115 bucks. 251 00:11:52,593 --> 00:11:53,843 No, keep it. 252 00:11:53,927 --> 00:11:56,093 I am ready to drink. 253 00:11:56,176 --> 00:11:57,218 What you havin'? 254 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,301 Vodka. 255 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,885 - Straight? - Yeah. 256 00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:07,218 Whoop, I made a vodka and cranberry. 257 00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:09,385 My bad. 258 00:12:09,468 --> 00:12:10,843 I'll make you some breakfast. 259 00:12:13,218 --> 00:12:15,551 What the fuck? 260 00:12:24,385 --> 00:12:27,259 Everyone, remain calm. 261 00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:29,718 - Why would we not remain... - Tsk, tsk. 262 00:12:29,802 --> 00:12:32,093 People do crazy shit when the power goes out. 263 00:12:34,677 --> 00:12:37,259 Hey, you guys got power? 264 00:12:37,343 --> 00:12:39,426 No, you? 265 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,802 Mrs. Williams, do you have power? 266 00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:44,259 No. 267 00:12:51,885 --> 00:12:53,385 Blackout. 268 00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:15,885 Professor. 269 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,468 I have a generator. 270 00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:28,093 Of course you do. Wow. 271 00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:32,843 No one in this neighborhood ever plans ahead. 272 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:35,259 The future is scary, Professor. 273 00:13:35,343 --> 00:13:36,843 It's easier not to think about. 274 00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:38,385 Unless there's money to be made. 275 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:43,510 So, um, how much? 276 00:13:43,593 --> 00:13:46,635 Cost plus 20 percent. 277 00:13:46,718 --> 00:13:49,426 Cost plus ten? 278 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:52,009 Okay, okay, 15. 279 00:13:53,968 --> 00:13:55,885 Any word how long this is gonna last? 280 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,927 Too soon to say, 281 00:13:58,009 --> 00:14:00,968 but I'll see you in an hour if we still got a blackout. 282 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:02,635 All right. 283 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,927 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 284 00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:08,760 V, calm down. It's just a blackout. 285 00:14:08,843 --> 00:14:10,843 The power will come back on eventually. 286 00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:12,718 - It's not a big deal. - When? 287 00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:14,510 I'm sure they're already working on it. 288 00:14:14,593 --> 00:14:15,885 The whole city's out. 289 00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,488 They don't know how long it's gonna be. 290 00:14:19,802 --> 00:14:21,510 Babe, what is going on? 291 00:14:23,218 --> 00:14:24,218 What? 292 00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:25,843 The steaks. 293 00:14:25,927 --> 00:14:27,343 Steaks, what steaks? 294 00:14:31,593 --> 00:14:33,760 I bought 16 cases of rib eye 295 00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:36,385 and a case of crab-stuffed sole. 296 00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:37,510 What, in here? 297 00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:39,843 Well, don't open it! 298 00:14:39,927 --> 00:14:41,361 Why do we have a freezer full of meat? 299 00:14:41,385 --> 00:14:43,510 I got it from a guy who said his truck broke down. 300 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:44,843 Gave me a good deal. 301 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:45,802 You did what? 302 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,176 Now it's all gonna go bad 303 00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,218 unless the power comes back on soon. 304 00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:52,343 How much did you pay for this? 305 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,426 Five hundred. 306 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,426 What, $500? 307 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,760 I was gonna do a surf and turf special, 308 00:14:57,843 --> 00:15:00,802 28 bucks, call it Funk Sole Brother. 309 00:15:00,885 --> 00:15:02,176 I don't get it. 310 00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:04,968 Sole, S-O-L-E, Funk Sole Brother. 311 00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:06,802 Yeah. 312 00:15:06,885 --> 00:15:08,110 We would've made over 3,500 bucks. 313 00:15:08,134 --> 00:15:09,468 No, it's a great idea, 314 00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:10,927 if we had electricity! 315 00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:13,051 Why do you think I've been freaking out? 316 00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:14,778 This is the worst thing that has ever happened. 317 00:15:14,802 --> 00:15:16,426 Anne Frank might beg to differ. 318 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,968 Just a minute ago, you were telling me to calm down, 319 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,843 this is just a blackout. 320 00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:23,885 That's before I knew we had a freezer full of meat. 321 00:15:23,968 --> 00:15:25,444 Fuck the meat. I need ice for my balls. 322 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:26,760 I could die. 323 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,218 We need to sell the meat. 324 00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:30,093 - We need ice for my balls! - And cocktails. 325 00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:31,593 The beer's gonna be warm. 326 00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:33,009 Nothin' new there. 327 00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:34,343 I'm panicking. 328 00:15:34,426 --> 00:15:35,301 I'm having a panic attack. 329 00:15:35,385 --> 00:15:36,760 I'm hyperventilating. 330 00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:38,385 What are we gonna do? 331 00:15:38,468 --> 00:15:40,802 Can I get another vodka cran while there's still ice? 332 00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:44,051 I need a paper bag. 333 00:15:44,134 --> 00:15:45,551 I need a paper bag! 334 00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:46,760 I-I gotta close up. 335 00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:47,718 I can't open the register. 336 00:15:47,802 --> 00:15:49,635 I can't microwave shit. 337 00:15:49,718 --> 00:15:51,927 - So can we leave? - Leave? 338 00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:54,093 This is the perfect time for a kitchen deep clean. 339 00:15:54,176 --> 00:15:55,861 Start breaking down the grill and the fryers. 340 00:15:55,885 --> 00:15:57,677 It's, like, 90 degrees in here, Lori. 341 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,385 Unsafe work environment, unsafe work environment. 342 00:16:00,468 --> 00:16:02,009 KJ, you were in prison. 343 00:16:02,093 --> 00:16:03,277 How was that work environment? 344 00:16:03,301 --> 00:16:04,927 Unsafe. 345 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:06,249 You can, clean out the freezer. 346 00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,009 Sweet. 347 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:08,927 What about the stuff in the freezer? 348 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,635 Will it go bad? 349 00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:12,277 We never said the seafood was fresh here. 350 00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:14,760 Yeah, besides, the clams, cod, and shrimp... 351 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,635 All just a delivery system for tartar sauce. 352 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:17,718 God. 353 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,009 You just get it. God. 354 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:22,468 So can I leave anyways? 355 00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,551 What the hell do you have to do that's so urgent? 356 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,510 Nothing. 357 00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:31,343 Come on, you know you can talk to me about anything. 358 00:16:31,426 --> 00:16:32,569 I want to hang out with Kelly. 359 00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:33,593 Not this shit again. 360 00:16:33,677 --> 00:16:34,677 She's being weird. 361 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,134 Can I give you some advice? 362 00:16:36,218 --> 00:16:38,009 - Not really. - Back the fuck off. 363 00:16:38,093 --> 00:16:39,319 All right, give her some space. 364 00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:41,218 Women hate clingy guys. 365 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,426 But also, it's a blackout. 366 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,802 Blackouts mean sex. 367 00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:47,802 There's nothin' else to do. 368 00:16:47,885 --> 00:16:50,176 This is your chance to win back your lady. 369 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:54,009 Also, stick your finger in her butt. 370 00:16:54,093 --> 00:16:55,468 Chicks like that. 371 00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:56,718 - Right. - She religious? 372 00:16:56,802 --> 00:16:58,426 Pretty much. 373 00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,927 Finger that ass, 374 00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:01,760 but put it in your mouth first. 375 00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,051 - Okay. - Okay. 376 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,301 Hey. 377 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:23,176 Hey, did you get my message? 378 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,426 No, we're not supposed to be on our phones. 379 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,051 Yeah, no problem. 380 00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:28,527 You know there's a blackout, whole city. 381 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,009 - What? - Keefe! 382 00:17:30,093 --> 00:17:31,569 - Off the phone now! - Shit, hey, I gotta go. 383 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,468 Okay, bye. 384 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,426 Later. 385 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:44,051 Hey. 386 00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:46,510 - Hi. - Hey, can we talk? 387 00:17:46,593 --> 00:17:47,778 I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 388 00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:50,259 We need to talk. 389 00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,760 - I'll be back in one minute. - Okay. 390 00:17:55,802 --> 00:17:56,968 What the hell, dude? 391 00:17:57,051 --> 00:17:58,927 Are you having the baby or not? 392 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,093 I have no idea. 393 00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:02,718 Well, we need to talk about it. 394 00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:04,277 "We"? No, there's no fucking "we" in this. 395 00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:06,051 - This is my decision. - All right, fine, 396 00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:08,051 then what do you think you're gonna do? 397 00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:10,718 Okay, first, this doesn't involve you at all, 398 00:18:10,802 --> 00:18:12,134 so you can go back to... 399 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:14,134 Yeah, it does involve me, though. 400 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:14,802 - Okay, fuck off. I'm not... - All right, wait, wait. 401 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,802 All right? I'm sorry. 402 00:18:16,885 --> 00:18:18,009 I'm sorry, all right? 403 00:18:18,093 --> 00:18:20,051 I justl want to talk about this. 404 00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:21,051 All right, I mean, we need a plan, right? 405 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,843 Stop saying "we." 406 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:23,718 Okay, I'm not trying to tell you what to do. 407 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:24,677 Shh! 408 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,635 I just... 409 00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:30,385 If you decide to have the baby, I-I want to be a part of it. 410 00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,385 Okay. 411 00:18:32,468 --> 00:18:34,218 Fine. 412 00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:35,551 Okay. 413 00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,259 I gotta... 414 00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:39,802 Look, DCFS came this morning 415 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,593 and took Xan. 416 00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:44,176 It's fucking with me a little. 417 00:18:44,259 --> 00:18:46,134 Yeah, you think? 418 00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:51,968 Look, I'm sorry about Xan. I am. 419 00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:54,968 But I've only known I was pregnant for two days, 420 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,468 so I don't know what I'm gonna do yet, okay? 421 00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:01,134 - All right. - But I got this. 422 00:19:01,218 --> 00:19:04,426 Also, I gotta get back to work, all right? 423 00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:09,551 Hey, sorry about that. 424 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,259 Morning, Sweathogs. 425 00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:14,760 Blackout, we got a blackout. 426 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,385 No shit, Frank. 427 00:19:16,468 --> 00:19:19,009 That's why we're all sitting here in the dark. 428 00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:20,802 Is the beer still cold? 429 00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,385 Not really. 430 00:19:22,468 --> 00:19:24,385 Sounds great. I'll take one. 431 00:19:24,468 --> 00:19:25,968 What are you doing here? 432 00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:27,134 What are you doing here? 433 00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:29,385 I got fired. 434 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,593 Well, congratulations. 435 00:19:31,677 --> 00:19:33,385 You apply for unemployment yet? 436 00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:34,668 My advice is, do it in person. 437 00:19:34,718 --> 00:19:36,259 If you do it online, 438 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,778 they'll pretend they never got the application. 439 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,468 Got it. 440 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:43,176 Well, welcome to the ranks of the unemployed. 441 00:19:43,259 --> 00:19:44,718 Yeah, I'm fine with it. 442 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,009 I mean, fuck them. 443 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:47,927 Being broke sucks, though. 444 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:49,051 You get used to it. 445 00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:51,218 You just gotta be creative. 446 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:53,677 Buy me a beer? 447 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,551 That's funny. 448 00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:59,009 You know, life is not all sunshine and rainbows 449 00:19:59,093 --> 00:20:01,134 for me either, kiddo. 450 00:20:01,218 --> 00:20:03,426 Ingrid left me. 451 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,259 Took all my children with her. 452 00:20:05,343 --> 00:20:07,009 I'm still here. 453 00:20:07,093 --> 00:20:08,468 My unborn children. 454 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:10,635 I don't think I'll ever get over it. 455 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:12,968 V, a shot of Jame-o, please. 456 00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:17,968 My God. 457 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,426 What's his problem? 458 00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:25,093 Vasectomy. 459 00:20:25,176 --> 00:20:26,760 Smart. 460 00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:28,301 A substation blew up. 461 00:20:28,385 --> 00:20:30,343 Gonna be at least another 18 hours 462 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:31,718 before the power's back up. 463 00:20:31,802 --> 00:20:33,259 - What? - God damn it. 464 00:20:33,343 --> 00:20:35,635 We're screwed. 465 00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:37,051 I'll be back. 466 00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,635 Where is he going? 467 00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:41,194 If you need a little walking-around money, 468 00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:42,885 you should hang out with me today. 469 00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:45,927 Why would I do that? 470 00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:49,051 Because of a little something I like to call 471 00:20:49,134 --> 00:20:52,343 "monetizing my neighbors' lack of foresight." 472 00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:53,885 You mean rippin' people off. 473 00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:55,551 Completely legit. 474 00:20:55,635 --> 00:20:57,802 No one prepares for blackouts around here, 475 00:20:57,885 --> 00:20:59,301 so they rush to the store 476 00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:01,760 for ice or batteries or what have you. 477 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,343 Too late, everything's sold out. 478 00:21:03,426 --> 00:21:05,093 Panic ensues, and where there's panic, 479 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,968 there's money to be made. 480 00:21:07,051 --> 00:21:08,927 That's where I come in. 481 00:21:09,009 --> 00:21:11,134 Frank's Blackout Supply has everything you need. 482 00:21:11,218 --> 00:21:12,385 So you gouge 'em. 483 00:21:12,468 --> 00:21:14,385 Really? 484 00:21:14,468 --> 00:21:17,718 How's the view from up there, Miss High and Mighty? 485 00:21:17,802 --> 00:21:20,343 Last time I checked, we were in the same freakin' bar 486 00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:22,593 drinking warm beer together. 487 00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:24,093 Fair point. 488 00:21:24,176 --> 00:21:27,385 Do I charge a little more? Yes. 489 00:21:27,468 --> 00:21:29,635 Double. 490 00:21:29,718 --> 00:21:33,843 The peace of mind of a candle or fresh batteries, priceless. 491 00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:34,802 So you in or out? 492 00:21:34,885 --> 00:21:35,885 No, thanks. 493 00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:37,343 Aw, come on. 494 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:38,760 I could use a pretty face. 495 00:21:38,843 --> 00:21:40,927 It legitimizes the whole thing. 496 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,259 What's in it for me? 497 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,968 After I recoup my cost, 20 percent. 498 00:21:45,051 --> 00:21:46,426 Seventy. 499 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:49,134 Jesus Ch... Who's gouging now? Thirty. 500 00:21:49,218 --> 00:21:50,843 Fifty percent, final offer. 501 00:21:50,927 --> 00:21:53,301 No one's gonna buy anything from you, Frank. 502 00:21:53,385 --> 00:21:54,510 You're Frank. 503 00:21:57,843 --> 00:22:00,760 Deal, 50. 504 00:22:00,843 --> 00:22:02,885 Gallagher Blackout Supply. 505 00:22:02,968 --> 00:22:05,134 Jesus. 506 00:22:12,343 --> 00:22:14,843 - Hey. - Hey. 507 00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:16,426 How we supposed to get food? 508 00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:17,968 We're not. Fridge is gonna stay shut 509 00:22:18,051 --> 00:22:19,426 until the power's back on. 510 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:21,176 I thought you had work. 511 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:23,051 I did. Got canceled 'cause of the blackout. 512 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,093 Yeah, mine too. 513 00:22:28,134 --> 00:22:29,885 Who's that? 514 00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:32,093 Kelly. This girl's insane. 515 00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,843 She's not supposed to be on her phone. 516 00:22:33,927 --> 00:22:35,259 Well, she is. 517 00:22:35,343 --> 00:22:36,093 Because you keep texting her. 518 00:22:36,176 --> 00:22:37,176 Stop texting her. 519 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:39,093 Carl, relax, we're friends. 520 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,259 My God. 521 00:22:42,343 --> 00:22:43,802 Yo, what the fuck is so funny? 522 00:22:43,885 --> 00:22:45,093 You are. 523 00:22:45,176 --> 00:22:46,635 Look at you. 524 00:22:46,718 --> 00:22:47,944 Debs, I'm serious. Stop texting her. 525 00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:49,009 Nobody likes a clinger. 526 00:22:49,093 --> 00:22:50,468 Whatever, I gotta go. 527 00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:51,760 Go where? 528 00:22:51,843 --> 00:22:53,301 Going to Kelly's scrimmage. 529 00:22:53,385 --> 00:22:54,176 Gonna bring her some orange Gatorade. 530 00:22:54,259 --> 00:22:55,843 She needs to stay hydrated. 531 00:22:55,927 --> 00:22:57,569 What the fuck, you're going to her practices now? 532 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:58,760 It's a scrimmage. 533 00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:00,134 Okay, plus, you don't need 534 00:23:00,218 --> 00:23:01,361 to be worrying about her being hydrated. 535 00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:03,802 That's my job, and she likes lemon-lime. 536 00:23:03,885 --> 00:23:05,343 She asked for orange. 537 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,093 Orange, what the fuck? 538 00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:08,927 Carl, relax, we're friends. 539 00:23:09,009 --> 00:23:10,694 All right, well, I'm gonna go, too, and bring her 540 00:23:10,718 --> 00:23:12,398 what she really likes, lemon-lime Gatorade. 541 00:23:12,426 --> 00:23:13,736 Don't forget about Franny, by the way. 542 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,301 Damn it! Fuck! 543 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:25,843 500 bucks' worth of fucking meat. 544 00:23:30,051 --> 00:23:31,218 Coats should insulate 'em. 545 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:46,259 Few more coats. 546 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:53,593 Ooh, what about ice cream? 547 00:23:53,677 --> 00:23:54,843 Should we get ice cream? 548 00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:56,593 Too soon. Give it another hour. 549 00:23:56,677 --> 00:23:58,551 The stores'll panic. 550 00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:00,194 They'll try to unload it before it thaws. 551 00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:01,426 They'll drop the price. 552 00:24:01,510 --> 00:24:03,426 We'll buy for half, sell for double. 553 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,093 Okay, damn, people don't care it's melt-y? 554 00:24:06,176 --> 00:24:09,009 I got a line on dry ice. It'll be nice and cold. 555 00:24:09,093 --> 00:24:10,551 I told ya, kiddo, 556 00:24:10,635 --> 00:24:12,718 just gotta stay creative. 557 00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:15,677 I know where we might be able to get some real ice. 558 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,718 No shit? 559 00:24:20,635 --> 00:24:22,468 What are you looking for? 560 00:24:22,551 --> 00:24:25,760 A wagon, something to put my supplies in. 561 00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:27,468 A wagon? 562 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,361 No, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right, 563 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,885 not some half-assed wagon situation. 564 00:24:31,968 --> 00:24:33,510 We gotta, like, build a stand. 565 00:24:33,593 --> 00:24:34,718 Like a booth? 566 00:24:34,802 --> 00:24:36,176 Take half a day to set up. 567 00:24:36,259 --> 00:24:38,134 No, it won't. 568 00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:40,134 Hey, here, help me. 569 00:24:40,218 --> 00:24:41,677 What are we doing? 570 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,301 We're being creative. 571 00:24:43,385 --> 00:24:44,593 Dump. 572 00:24:46,802 --> 00:24:48,677 What thewhat did we... I don't... 573 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,843 Hey, that's my kid's pool, motherfucker! 574 00:24:50,927 --> 00:24:52,009 - Shit. - Come on, come on, 575 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:54,134 - come on, run, run. - Whoa. 576 00:24:58,259 --> 00:24:59,635 Hope he doesn't have a gun. 577 00:24:59,718 --> 00:25:01,635 Fuck! 578 00:25:05,385 --> 00:25:06,885 Fuck! 579 00:25:06,968 --> 00:25:09,218 They didn't take your key when they fired you? 580 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:10,635 No, they did. 581 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,259 I already made a copy. 582 00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:14,426 To a hardware store, "do not duplicate" 583 00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:17,718 means "do not duplicate unless I give you ten bucks." 584 00:25:19,301 --> 00:25:20,843 Still frozen. 585 00:25:20,927 --> 00:25:23,093 Fantastic. 586 00:25:23,176 --> 00:25:24,218 How about this? 587 00:25:24,301 --> 00:25:26,843 It's empty and clean. 588 00:25:26,927 --> 00:25:28,176 - Ready? - Yep. 589 00:25:28,259 --> 00:25:29,718 Wheel her over. 590 00:25:38,718 --> 00:25:40,468 Shit. 591 00:25:40,551 --> 00:25:41,694 Can barely hold the wrench, man. 592 00:25:41,718 --> 00:25:43,093 It's so fucking sweaty. 593 00:25:43,176 --> 00:25:45,760 I know. 594 00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:47,176 Why isn't she calling? 595 00:25:47,259 --> 00:25:48,802 I left her, like, five messages. 596 00:25:48,885 --> 00:25:51,677 - Who? - Xan. 597 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,009 Fuck! God damn it, man. 598 00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:56,885 Why are we even open today? 599 00:25:56,968 --> 00:26:00,259 'Cause Mr. Ryland's heading to Sturgis and needs his bike. 600 00:26:01,718 --> 00:26:04,093 What's going on with you, man? 601 00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:06,385 Tami's pregnant. 602 00:26:06,468 --> 00:26:08,009 What? 603 00:26:10,259 --> 00:26:11,718 Yeah. 604 00:26:11,802 --> 00:26:13,843 Is it yours? 605 00:26:13,927 --> 00:26:16,259 She says it is. 606 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:18,677 No, you got Tami pregnant? 607 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,051 Yeah, so? 608 00:26:20,134 --> 00:26:21,051 I can't believe you got Tami pregnant. 609 00:26:21,134 --> 00:26:21,885 Why do you keep saying that? 610 00:26:21,968 --> 00:26:23,009 Well... 611 00:26:23,093 --> 00:26:26,635 Hey, honey, Core. 612 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:27,593 I'm terrified of these women. 613 00:26:27,677 --> 00:26:28,718 What, even your wife? 614 00:26:28,802 --> 00:26:30,259 Terrified. 615 00:26:30,343 --> 00:26:31,426 Did he tell you? 616 00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:32,802 What? No. I don't know anything. 617 00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:34,051 Did you tell him? 618 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,468 No. 619 00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:37,843 Sorry, I got a conference call 620 00:26:37,927 --> 00:26:41,426 with a parts, guy. 621 00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:43,218 You upset Tami. 622 00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:44,426 Yeah, Tami's upset. 623 00:26:44,510 --> 00:26:45,677 Now we gotta fuck you up. 624 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,176 Well, she didn't seem that upset. 625 00:26:47,259 --> 00:26:48,426 I mean, how could you tell? 626 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:49,927 She was fucking crying, Lip. 627 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,468 Tami was crying, really? 628 00:26:51,551 --> 00:26:52,736 What the fuck did you say to her? 629 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,760 Nothing, all right? 630 00:26:53,802 --> 00:26:55,009 We talked about the baby, 631 00:26:55,093 --> 00:26:56,194 I said I want to be a part of it, 632 00:26:56,218 --> 00:26:57,718 and it's her decision. 633 00:26:57,802 --> 00:26:59,343 Goddamn right it's her decision. 634 00:26:59,426 --> 00:27:01,051 If she does decide to keep it, 635 00:27:01,134 --> 00:27:02,718 you better not ghost her. 636 00:27:02,802 --> 00:27:04,635 I won't, all right? That's what I told her. 637 00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:06,760 If you hurt her, we will fuck you up. 638 00:27:06,843 --> 00:27:08,235 Since when do you give a shit about Tami? 639 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:09,259 I thought you hated her. 640 00:27:09,301 --> 00:27:10,468 We will fuck you up. 641 00:27:10,551 --> 00:27:12,885 Look, I get it, okay? 642 00:27:12,968 --> 00:27:14,635 I'm trying to do the right thing. 643 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,118 If she doesn't want to be around me, 644 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,343 I don't know what I can do for you. 645 00:27:18,426 --> 00:27:19,677 Don't fuck with us. 646 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,259 Okay. 647 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:24,444 You know, you should get your sister 648 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:26,593 a mood ring or something, 649 00:27:26,677 --> 00:27:29,301 you know, anything that lets me know how she's feeling. 650 00:27:29,385 --> 00:27:31,677 You know, that would be great, all right? 651 00:27:40,218 --> 00:27:41,218 Is the goon squad gone? 652 00:27:41,301 --> 00:27:42,635 Yeah. 653 00:27:42,718 --> 00:27:44,885 Tell you what. Take the day off. 654 00:27:44,968 --> 00:27:46,134 I got this. 655 00:27:46,218 --> 00:27:47,677 Yeah, why? 656 00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:50,802 You're having a bad day. 657 00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:52,468 Go home. 658 00:27:54,968 --> 00:27:56,608 Got everything you need right here, folks! 659 00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:58,093 Step right up. 660 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,385 Who's waiting on cold, soaked rags? 661 00:28:00,468 --> 00:28:01,760 Here you go. Thank you. 662 00:28:01,843 --> 00:28:03,426 How much to charge a phone? 663 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:05,152 - It's a dollar a minute. - Okay, I'll take five. 664 00:28:05,176 --> 00:28:06,677 Great. 665 00:28:13,593 --> 00:28:16,426 Two waters, two beers comin' up. 666 00:28:18,385 --> 00:28:20,009 Could I get a battery over here? 667 00:28:20,093 --> 00:28:21,510 Here you go. 668 00:28:21,593 --> 00:28:23,635 Who wanted the bat... There you go. 669 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,760 Here you go. Thank you. 670 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,551 Have a good day. 671 00:28:49,259 --> 00:28:51,760 - Beer. Beer? Beer. - We got... 672 00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:54,218 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 673 00:29:09,677 --> 00:29:11,218 Start a business, you know. 674 00:29:11,301 --> 00:29:13,541 We don't have to be at each other's throats all the time. 675 00:29:14,468 --> 00:29:16,301 You're a good salesman. 676 00:29:16,385 --> 00:29:17,593 What the fuck? 677 00:29:17,677 --> 00:29:19,385 You just need... 678 00:29:23,343 --> 00:29:24,885 These are my clothes. 679 00:29:26,093 --> 00:29:28,927 I'll take that chair if you don't want it. 680 00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:30,718 Fuckin' Lip. 681 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:32,802 God! 682 00:29:39,843 --> 00:29:41,134 - Hey! - What the fuck? 683 00:29:41,218 --> 00:29:42,527 You put my shit on the fucking curb? 684 00:29:42,551 --> 00:29:43,843 Fuck, man. The f... 685 00:29:43,927 --> 00:29:45,527 - You can't fucking do that! - Yeah, well, 686 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:47,593 - I want you fucking out! - This is my house! 687 00:29:47,677 --> 00:29:50,593 I live here! I live here! 688 00:29:50,677 --> 00:29:51,760 This is my fucking house! 689 00:29:51,843 --> 00:29:53,051 Okay, okay, easy, easy, easy. 690 00:29:53,134 --> 00:29:54,468 - I own this house! - Easy. 691 00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:55,885 The title is in my name! 692 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,593 - I'm not letting you live here! - Okay. 693 00:29:57,677 --> 00:29:59,802 All right, not with Liam and not with Franny! 694 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,009 No fucking way! 695 00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:02,551 - Fuck you! - Look at you! 696 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,301 All right, you are fucking pathetic. 697 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:06,677 You need to take a personal fucking inventory! 698 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,468 Did you say inven... You? 699 00:30:09,551 --> 00:30:11,510 You AA people are all the same. 700 00:30:11,593 --> 00:30:12,861 You want a goddamn parade because you stand 701 00:30:12,885 --> 00:30:14,760 in front of other alcoholics 702 00:30:14,843 --> 00:30:16,885 and state the galactically obvious. 703 00:30:16,968 --> 00:30:19,051 It's the very definition of narcissism. 704 00:30:19,134 --> 00:30:21,426 Will you please take a drink and shut the fuck up? 705 00:30:21,510 --> 00:30:22,510 Shut the fuck up! 706 00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:23,843 All right. 707 00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:28,927 Get to a meeting. 708 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:48,551 You should spend less time blaming her 709 00:30:48,635 --> 00:30:49,885 and more thanking her. 710 00:30:49,968 --> 00:30:50,677 Yeah, for what? 711 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,259 For what? 712 00:30:52,343 --> 00:30:56,551 It's tough raising six kids by yourself. 713 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:01,343 I couldn't have done it without her. 714 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:02,593 All right, team, 715 00:31:02,677 --> 00:31:04,218 let's go! 716 00:31:09,927 --> 00:31:11,718 Let's go, Kelly! 717 00:31:21,259 --> 00:31:23,218 Nice throw, girl! 718 00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:28,009 I brought your favorite, orange! 719 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,510 This should be working. 720 00:31:42,593 --> 00:31:43,927 Stay out of there! 721 00:32:02,802 --> 00:32:05,218 I can see the steak in your pants. 722 00:32:05,301 --> 00:32:07,885 Well, it doesn't matter anyway 'cause it's already thawed. 723 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:11,343 Bartender, two vodka martinis 724 00:32:11,426 --> 00:32:13,760 on the rocks with a twist. 725 00:32:13,843 --> 00:32:14,635 There's no rocks, Frank. 726 00:32:14,718 --> 00:32:16,843 It's over 100 degrees in here. 727 00:32:16,927 --> 00:32:18,134 It's the end of days. 728 00:32:18,885 --> 00:32:20,968 We're all gonna die. 729 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,343 How the hell are you not sweating? 730 00:32:24,426 --> 00:32:27,802 He wears flannel pajamas in August with the windows open. 731 00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:29,218 And how do you know that? 732 00:32:29,301 --> 00:32:30,802 I'm guessing. 733 00:32:30,885 --> 00:32:33,635 I gotta take my pants off. 734 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,551 My balls are gonna explode. 735 00:32:35,635 --> 00:32:36,551 It's a ticking time ball. 736 00:32:36,635 --> 00:32:37,843 Hey, 737 00:32:37,927 --> 00:32:39,468 you need ice? We got ice. 738 00:32:39,551 --> 00:32:40,843 - Really? - Hundred bucks a bag. 739 00:32:40,927 --> 00:32:42,677 - Great. - Hell no! 740 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,009 V, this whole thing was your idea. 741 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,093 Fifty. 742 00:32:46,176 --> 00:32:47,677 - Okay. - No! 743 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,385 All right, fine. 744 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,593 When my balls explode and everybody in here 745 00:32:51,677 --> 00:32:53,027 is covered in blood and ball, we'll see who's laughing then. 746 00:32:53,051 --> 00:32:54,093 I won't be. 747 00:32:54,176 --> 00:32:56,426 It's fucking hot, okay? 748 00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:57,760 Who wants a beer? 749 00:32:57,843 --> 00:32:59,802 - Me. - Me, I want one. 750 00:32:59,885 --> 00:33:00,885 I'll take one. 751 00:33:00,927 --> 00:33:03,385 $20 apiece. 752 00:33:03,468 --> 00:33:05,134 $50 for a bag of ice. 753 00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:06,677 You're just like my vendors. 754 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,802 Just like everyone in this city, 755 00:33:08,885 --> 00:33:11,635 always trying to take advantage of the South Side. 756 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,093 Hey, I got an idea. 757 00:33:14,176 --> 00:33:15,718 No, no, no, 758 00:33:15,802 --> 00:33:17,385 this is a really good one. 759 00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:18,677 Let's have a cookout, 760 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,093 invite the whole neighborhood. 761 00:33:20,176 --> 00:33:21,444 We got all that meat that's gonna spoil. 762 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,134 And the crab-stuffed sole. 763 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:25,093 Free surf and turf and warm beer. 764 00:33:25,176 --> 00:33:27,218 No, not free, $5 surf and turf. 765 00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:29,061 We gotta at least try to make our money back. 766 00:33:29,093 --> 00:33:30,927 Okay, it's still a pretty good deal. 767 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,259 Y-you guys would pay five bucks for surf and turf, right? 768 00:33:33,343 --> 00:33:34,718 - A rib eye, yeah. - Yeah. 769 00:33:34,802 --> 00:33:36,301 Cookout at The Alibi. 770 00:33:36,385 --> 00:33:38,134 If people bring grills and charcoal, 771 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:40,093 - I'll supply the meat and beer. - Nice. 772 00:33:40,176 --> 00:33:41,510 - I like it. - Yes. 773 00:33:41,593 --> 00:33:42,802 Kevin Ball for the win. 774 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:52,426 Whoo, you got this, girl! 775 00:33:52,510 --> 00:33:54,301 Hey, attagirl, way to stay in front of it! 776 00:33:54,385 --> 00:33:56,510 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! 777 00:33:56,593 --> 00:33:58,510 That's my girl! Kelly! 778 00:34:07,343 --> 00:34:08,843 - Yeah! - Nice! 779 00:34:08,927 --> 00:34:10,069 Kelly, Kelly, catch that bitch! 780 00:34:10,093 --> 00:34:12,051 That's my girl! That's my bitch! 781 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:14,343 - Good one. - All right. 782 00:34:15,593 --> 00:34:17,134 She's going! She's going! 783 00:34:19,218 --> 00:34:21,051 - Nice! - I love you, Kelly! 784 00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:23,718 Nice play. 785 00:34:23,802 --> 00:34:24,802 Beautiful, Kelly! 786 00:34:27,343 --> 00:34:29,551 I got this for you! 787 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,718 - Yeah. - Way to do it. 788 00:34:31,802 --> 00:34:32,968 Fuckin' Lip, man. 789 00:34:33,051 --> 00:34:35,927 He's a righteous fuckin' prick. 790 00:34:36,009 --> 00:34:38,343 V, can we get a couple of shots of Jame-o? 791 00:34:38,426 --> 00:34:40,134 Who cares? 792 00:34:40,218 --> 00:34:41,319 You know how many times I've kicked out of that house? 793 00:34:41,343 --> 00:34:42,718 Yeah, I do. 794 00:34:42,802 --> 00:34:45,051 I was the one doing the kickin'. 795 00:34:45,134 --> 00:34:46,194 Lip kicked you out of the house? 796 00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:47,618 Yeah, you believe that motherfucker? 797 00:34:47,677 --> 00:34:49,968 I'm carrying my shit around in garbage bags. 798 00:34:50,051 --> 00:34:53,593 V, can I just crash with you just till I figure it out? 799 00:34:53,677 --> 00:34:56,009 You don't even have to ask. 800 00:34:56,093 --> 00:34:58,468 You're the shit! 801 00:34:58,551 --> 00:35:01,343 We made a shitload of money out there today. 802 00:35:01,426 --> 00:35:03,134 You're really good at this. 803 00:35:05,259 --> 00:35:06,885 I'm great. 804 00:35:09,218 --> 00:35:10,677 Here's your half. 805 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,968 I want to renegotiate. 806 00:35:14,176 --> 00:35:15,802 The hell? There's no renegotiation. 807 00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,593 We made a deal. 808 00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:20,134 See, you were gonna walk around with a wagon. 809 00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:24,093 I created a store. I got us ice. 810 00:35:24,176 --> 00:35:25,385 Sixty-forty. 811 00:35:25,468 --> 00:35:26,468 No way. 812 00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:27,968 Sixty-forty, or next time, 813 00:35:28,051 --> 00:35:30,593 I just open my own blackout supply. 814 00:35:30,677 --> 00:35:34,134 And trust me, you don't want me as your competition. 815 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,176 You're worse than the Mafia, you know that? 816 00:35:42,134 --> 00:35:44,009 And this is for the professor. 817 00:35:44,093 --> 00:35:45,968 We did all the work. 818 00:35:46,051 --> 00:35:47,426 And he supplied the raw materials. 819 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,468 Fuck the professor. 820 00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:53,802 Okay, it's time we had a little chat. 821 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,468 V, could we get two more of these? 822 00:35:57,218 --> 00:35:59,134 You're a bad drunk. 823 00:36:01,718 --> 00:36:03,718 That's... 824 00:36:03,802 --> 00:36:07,551 Well, if that isn't the pot callin' the kettle black. 825 00:36:07,635 --> 00:36:08,843 No, no, no, I'm a good drunk. 826 00:36:08,927 --> 00:36:09,843 Makes me happy. 827 00:36:09,927 --> 00:36:11,760 When you drink, you get mean. 828 00:36:11,843 --> 00:36:14,218 If it wasn't for me, Lip would be dead right now. 829 00:36:14,301 --> 00:36:17,593 Are you seriously telling me to stop drinkin'? 830 00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:20,009 I would never say that to my worst enemy. 831 00:36:20,093 --> 00:36:23,760 No, I am telling you there are good drunks and bad drunks. 832 00:36:23,843 --> 00:36:25,677 A good drunk is fun. 833 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,760 A bad drunk wants to have a fight. 834 00:36:27,843 --> 00:36:29,802 A good drunk lives in the present. 835 00:36:29,885 --> 00:36:33,176 A bad drunk is thinking about yesterday. 836 00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:37,677 It's all about gas and the brakes. 837 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,802 Bottoms up. 838 00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:44,176 How you feel? 839 00:36:44,259 --> 00:36:45,259 Great. 840 00:36:45,301 --> 00:36:46,176 Wanna do another one? 841 00:36:46,259 --> 00:36:48,051 - Yeah. - No. 842 00:36:48,134 --> 00:36:50,718 You feel good, right? 843 00:36:50,802 --> 00:36:52,927 So take a break, driver eight. 844 00:36:53,009 --> 00:36:55,677 Take your foot off the gas for a couple of seconds. 845 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,093 Coast. 846 00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:59,802 Alcohol was created to distract us 847 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,468 from existential dread. 848 00:37:02,551 --> 00:37:05,426 Human beings are the only species 849 00:37:05,510 --> 00:37:07,301 that knows of its own mortality, 850 00:37:07,385 --> 00:37:09,176 and I gotta say, 851 00:37:09,259 --> 00:37:11,802 we do a pretty good job dealing with that fact. 852 00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:13,718 Thank God for alcohol. 853 00:37:13,802 --> 00:37:16,343 Can you imagine having to live 854 00:37:16,426 --> 00:37:19,051 with impending death sober? 855 00:37:19,134 --> 00:37:22,343 Look at Lip. When's the last time you saw him smile? 856 00:37:22,426 --> 00:37:24,677 Me, I've always been 857 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,593 the most fun member of this family. 858 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,343 You know why? Because I get it. 859 00:37:29,426 --> 00:37:32,927 Sobriety is a fool's game. 860 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:35,051 Okay, okay! 861 00:37:35,134 --> 00:37:37,718 Who's ready for a cookout? 862 00:37:37,802 --> 00:37:39,718 - Let's do this! - Meat! 863 00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:41,677 Let me help you with that. 864 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,968 Thanks. 865 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:45,718 You were really great out there. 866 00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:48,051 Yeah, played okay. 867 00:37:57,677 --> 00:37:59,802 Hey, come on, get in the back. 868 00:37:59,885 --> 00:38:01,468 You get in the back. 869 00:38:10,009 --> 00:38:12,301 Fine. 870 00:38:17,176 --> 00:38:18,176 I got a text. 871 00:38:18,259 --> 00:38:19,093 They're having a cookout at The Alibi. 872 00:38:19,176 --> 00:38:20,176 You want to go? 873 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:21,677 Let's do it. 874 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,802 Yeah, sure, you can come with us. 875 00:38:28,718 --> 00:38:31,385 Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done. 876 00:38:31,468 --> 00:38:33,218 Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done. 877 00:38:33,301 --> 00:38:34,927 Two beers. 878 00:38:35,009 --> 00:38:36,009 - Here. - No, 879 00:38:36,093 --> 00:38:37,218 I'm not counting that shit. 880 00:38:37,301 --> 00:38:38,635 Walk away. 881 00:38:38,718 --> 00:38:40,968 V, we're doin' it, baby. 882 00:38:42,927 --> 00:38:45,009 This is how we do it on the South Side, man. 883 00:38:45,093 --> 00:38:47,885 We learn how to live together because alone, we die. 884 00:38:47,968 --> 00:38:49,968 Is Chicago dangerous? Yes. 885 00:38:50,051 --> 00:38:51,802 Is Chicago big? Doesn't matter, 886 00:38:51,885 --> 00:38:54,176 'cause I don't live in Chicago. I live on the South Side, 887 00:38:54,259 --> 00:38:55,611 and these are the people I care about. 888 00:38:55,635 --> 00:38:57,551 South Side! 889 00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:59,795 Carl thinks if two women are friends, they must be gay. 890 00:38:59,843 --> 00:39:01,635 No, I don't think that. I think Debbie's gay 891 00:39:01,718 --> 00:39:03,277 because she follows you around like a little puppy dog. 892 00:39:03,301 --> 00:39:04,843 Ha, see what I mean? 893 00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:06,069 I'm not kidding. She's in love with you. 894 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:07,176 Carl, stop. 895 00:39:07,259 --> 00:39:08,885 You're acting crazy. 896 00:39:08,968 --> 00:39:10,551 Yeah, seriously, who's the puppy dog? 897 00:39:10,635 --> 00:39:12,235 - She's my girlfriend. - She's my friend. 898 00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:14,927 Okay, I'm gonna get a beer. 899 00:39:15,009 --> 00:39:15,885 - Let me get it for you. - I'll come with you. 900 00:39:15,968 --> 00:39:19,009 Guys, I got it, thanks. 901 00:39:19,093 --> 00:39:21,176 Whoo, look at this. 902 00:39:29,885 --> 00:39:31,426 Here you go. 903 00:39:31,510 --> 00:39:32,861 I told you, Frank, I'm not paying for ice. 904 00:39:32,885 --> 00:39:34,677 It's on me. 905 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,927 Really? 906 00:39:36,009 --> 00:39:37,385 It's melting. 907 00:39:37,468 --> 00:39:39,259 Thank you, man.. 908 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:40,635 Here. 909 00:39:42,843 --> 00:39:44,593 We brought this on ourselves, you know. 910 00:39:44,677 --> 00:39:46,843 Global warming. 911 00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:48,343 Nothing to be done. Too late. 912 00:39:48,426 --> 00:39:49,968 What, I'm gonna turn my AC off? 913 00:39:50,051 --> 00:39:53,760 If I'm a dead man walking, I wanna be comfortable. 914 00:40:15,635 --> 00:40:18,510 You know we're the only ones without power, right? 915 00:40:18,593 --> 00:40:20,301 What are you talking about? 916 00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:21,944 My cousin's on his way to the Cubs game. 917 00:40:21,968 --> 00:40:23,718 North Side's already got power. 918 00:40:23,802 --> 00:40:26,134 You fuckin' serious? 919 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,885 Hey, what's the station for the Cubs game? 920 00:40:30,968 --> 00:40:32,301 The what? 921 00:40:32,385 --> 00:40:34,134 Jerk-off AM, who knows? 922 00:40:34,218 --> 00:40:35,778 No, seriously, no one knows the station for the Cubs game? 923 00:40:35,802 --> 00:40:37,760 - The fuck we care? - Go, Sox. 924 00:40:37,843 --> 00:40:40,677 God bless us, every one. 925 00:40:43,009 --> 00:40:44,694 Power's been restored to 90 percent of the city, 926 00:40:44,718 --> 00:40:47,343 and the Cubs will play tonight as scheduled. 927 00:40:47,426 --> 00:40:49,677 So everybody's got power except us? 928 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,510 Wrigleyville has power. 929 00:40:51,593 --> 00:40:53,551 Fucking yuppies, what do you expect? 930 00:40:53,635 --> 00:40:55,968 South Side's always last in line. 931 00:40:56,051 --> 00:40:58,927 So we're the working poor. No one gives a fuck about us. 932 00:40:59,009 --> 00:41:01,301 We don't matter. We don't count. 933 00:41:01,385 --> 00:41:02,718 Well, I don't know about you, 934 00:41:02,802 --> 00:41:05,301 but I am sick of gettin' fucked. 935 00:41:05,385 --> 00:41:06,718 Yeah! 936 00:41:06,802 --> 00:41:10,593 I say we march right now to Wrigleyville 937 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,510 and kick every one of their fuckin' asses! 938 00:41:13,593 --> 00:41:14,968 - Fuck 'em up! - Yeah! 939 00:41:15,051 --> 00:41:16,301 In this heat? 940 00:41:16,385 --> 00:41:17,611 We are South Side, God damn it! 941 00:41:17,635 --> 00:41:19,593 - We are not your bitch! - Yeah! 942 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,885 - Fuck yeah. - This shit stops now. 943 00:41:21,968 --> 00:41:24,927 My bitch! South Side! 944 00:41:29,968 --> 00:41:31,760 I'm staying. Any medium rares? 945 00:41:31,843 --> 00:41:32,985 If they think I'm walkin' in these damn heels... 946 00:41:33,009 --> 00:41:34,718 Ooh, man. 947 00:41:34,802 --> 00:41:36,444 - Yeah, I'll take that guy. - That smoke is... 948 00:41:36,468 --> 00:41:38,385 - I'm gonna start cleaning up. - All right. 949 00:41:38,468 --> 00:41:39,927 What the fuck, Chicago? 950 00:41:40,009 --> 00:41:41,927 Should've had power hours ago! 951 00:41:42,009 --> 00:41:43,885 What the fuck, Chicago? 952 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:45,760 Should've had power hours ago! 953 00:41:45,843 --> 00:41:47,635 What the fuck, Chicago? 954 00:41:47,718 --> 00:41:48,861 Should've had power hours ago! 955 00:41:48,885 --> 00:41:50,176 Hey, can we talk? 956 00:41:50,259 --> 00:41:51,968 Now? We're in the middle of a protest. 957 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,851 Yeah, but you're not even from the South Side. 958 00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:55,218 I know. 959 00:41:55,301 --> 00:41:57,343 Injustice is injustice. 960 00:41:57,426 --> 00:41:59,176 What the fuck, Chicago? 961 00:41:59,259 --> 00:42:01,051 Should've had power hours ago! 962 00:42:01,134 --> 00:42:02,927 What the fuck, Chicago? 963 00:42:03,009 --> 00:42:04,885 Should've had power hours ago! 964 00:42:16,718 --> 00:42:20,927 Hey, Xan, it's me again. 965 00:42:21,009 --> 00:42:23,551 Um... 966 00:42:23,635 --> 00:42:26,009 look, can you call me back? 967 00:42:26,093 --> 00:42:28,385 Yeah, I know there's the-the power outage and everything, 968 00:42:28,468 --> 00:42:32,718 but seriously, you know, just... call me back. 969 00:42:39,218 --> 00:42:40,885 - Hey. - Hey. 970 00:42:40,968 --> 00:42:43,677 Hey. 971 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,468 What you doing? 972 00:42:46,551 --> 00:42:49,593 Nothing, just waiting for a fucking phone call. 973 00:42:51,176 --> 00:42:53,677 So you threw Fiona out. 974 00:42:55,218 --> 00:42:56,635 Yeah. 975 00:42:56,718 --> 00:42:58,134 Okay. 976 00:42:58,218 --> 00:42:59,760 Well, she's gonna stay with Kev and me 977 00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:01,551 until she gets back on her feet. 978 00:43:01,635 --> 00:43:02,694 No, if she stays with you and Kev, 979 00:43:02,718 --> 00:43:04,259 she won't get back on her feet. 980 00:43:04,343 --> 00:43:06,009 I'm worried about her, Lip. 981 00:43:06,093 --> 00:43:07,510 Yeah, me too. 982 00:43:07,593 --> 00:43:09,259 Then let her back in the damn house. 983 00:43:09,343 --> 00:43:12,218 She needs to hit rock bottom. 984 00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:14,259 Rock bottom? 985 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,009 She's a strong person, Lip. 986 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:17,843 I know you know that. 987 00:43:17,927 --> 00:43:20,301 But even the strongest people fall down sometimes. 988 00:43:20,385 --> 00:43:22,468 You did. I have. Kev has. 989 00:43:22,551 --> 00:43:24,551 We are here to lift each other up. 990 00:43:27,343 --> 00:43:30,968 Okay. You heard all this before, right? 991 00:43:31,051 --> 00:43:32,944 You gonna sit there and think just because you're in AA, 992 00:43:32,968 --> 00:43:35,301 you have all the answers? 993 00:43:35,385 --> 00:43:36,927 Don't let Fiona stay with you. 994 00:43:37,009 --> 00:43:38,968 Then what kind of friend would I be? 995 00:43:40,677 --> 00:43:43,718 What kind of friend do you wanna be? 996 00:43:43,802 --> 00:43:46,510 The kind that sees her drunk at The Alibi every morning? 997 00:43:46,593 --> 00:43:49,301 The kind that-that watches her lose her job 998 00:43:49,385 --> 00:43:50,843 or lose her apartment building? 999 00:43:50,927 --> 00:43:53,760 Watches her wreck her car and go to jail? 1000 00:43:53,843 --> 00:43:55,093 You know what? Then go ahead. 1001 00:43:55,176 --> 00:43:56,927 All right, buy her a case of vodka. 1002 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:59,468 Grab a shovel and help her dig that grave, 1003 00:43:59,551 --> 00:44:01,510 'cause that's not a friend. 1004 00:44:01,593 --> 00:44:03,635 All right, that's-that's a fuckin' bystander. 1005 00:44:03,718 --> 00:44:06,009 - Lip, I have to... - V! 1006 00:44:07,051 --> 00:44:09,760 If you really love her 1007 00:44:09,843 --> 00:44:12,927 and you really are her friend, 1008 00:44:13,009 --> 00:44:15,009 you won't let her stay with you. 1009 00:44:17,718 --> 00:44:19,802 South Side is where it's at! 1010 00:44:19,885 --> 00:44:21,760 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1011 00:44:21,843 --> 00:44:23,635 South Side is where it's at! 1012 00:44:23,718 --> 00:44:25,677 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1013 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,635 South Side is where it's at! 1014 00:44:27,718 --> 00:44:29,677 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1015 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,551 South Side is where it's at! 1016 00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:34,134 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1017 00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:39,718 - Yo. - Check it out. 1018 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,093 - Yeah. - The power's back. 1019 00:44:41,176 --> 00:44:42,176 Yeah. 1020 00:44:42,259 --> 00:44:44,093 Yeah. Power, baby. 1021 00:44:44,176 --> 00:44:46,593 - About time. - Yeah. 1022 00:44:46,677 --> 00:44:49,176 I don't know about you all, but I could use a drink. 1023 00:44:49,259 --> 00:44:51,093 Back to The Alibi? 1024 00:44:51,176 --> 00:44:52,551 Thank God. I'm gonna pass out. 1025 00:44:52,635 --> 00:44:53,718 - You said it. - Here we go. 1026 00:44:53,802 --> 00:44:55,343 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1027 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:56,819 You're just gonna go back to The Alibi? 1028 00:44:56,843 --> 00:44:58,593 We were still the last ones to get power. 1029 00:44:58,677 --> 00:45:00,134 That's bullshit. 1030 00:45:00,218 --> 00:45:02,009 Come on, the city's laughing at us. 1031 00:45:02,093 --> 00:45:04,802 Let's go tell 'em you don't fuck with the South Side. 1032 00:45:04,885 --> 00:45:06,635 Let's go. Come on. 1033 00:45:06,718 --> 00:45:09,051 It's only a few more blocks to the North Side. 1034 00:45:09,134 --> 00:45:11,635 See you at The Alibi. 1035 00:45:11,718 --> 00:45:14,134 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 1036 00:45:15,051 --> 00:45:16,802 God. 1037 00:45:24,468 --> 00:45:26,718 Hey, baby. 1038 00:45:26,802 --> 00:45:27,819 That was like a long hike. 1039 00:45:27,843 --> 00:45:29,385 Hi. South Side pride. 1040 00:45:41,093 --> 00:45:42,343 You know what I want. 1041 00:45:42,426 --> 00:45:44,176 V, I need a drink. 1042 00:45:44,259 --> 00:45:46,760 - Okay, what? - Vodka. 1043 00:45:54,259 --> 00:45:55,718 Ladies and gentlemen, 1044 00:45:55,802 --> 00:45:58,301 can I have your attention, please? 1045 00:45:58,385 --> 00:46:00,677 Today was a good fuckin' day. 1046 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,819 - It was a good day. - Yeah. 1047 00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:03,593 Yes, it was hot, 1048 00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:05,635 yes, we had no electricity, 1049 00:46:05,718 --> 00:46:07,593 and yes, I had a very painful testicle 1050 00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:09,176 that was the size of a volleyball. 1051 00:46:09,259 --> 00:46:11,259 - Whoo! - Hear, hear. 1052 00:46:11,343 --> 00:46:14,885 But today we found the true power of the South Side. 1053 00:46:14,968 --> 00:46:16,301 - Hear, hear. - Yeah. 1054 00:46:16,385 --> 00:46:19,760 No work. Get drunk. Have fun. 1055 00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,593 Now you know what it's like to be me. 1056 00:46:23,259 --> 00:46:24,527 Here's to the greatest day ever. 1057 00:46:24,551 --> 00:46:25,718 The South Side! 1058 00:46:25,802 --> 00:46:28,259 The South Side! 1059 00:46:28,343 --> 00:46:32,301 Fuck you, you fuckin' pussies! 1060 00:46:32,385 --> 00:46:34,677 You fuckin' never stop talking 1061 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,051 about how tough the South Side is, 1062 00:46:37,134 --> 00:46:38,385 how we survive. 1063 00:46:38,468 --> 00:46:40,051 Ha! 1064 00:46:40,134 --> 00:46:42,301 How you don't fuck with the South Side. 1065 00:46:42,385 --> 00:46:47,134 And then you fucking do nothing! 1066 00:46:47,218 --> 00:46:48,927 God. 1067 00:46:49,009 --> 00:46:52,635 I am fuckin' embarrassed. 1068 00:46:52,718 --> 00:46:54,677 You know, we talk a big game, 1069 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,635 but we don't actually do shit. 1070 00:46:58,718 --> 00:47:02,009 We get exactly what we deserve. 1071 00:47:03,259 --> 00:47:04,802 So fuck you. Fuck all of you. 1072 00:47:04,885 --> 00:47:06,927 Take it easy, sweetheart. 1073 00:47:07,009 --> 00:47:08,985 Sounds like somebody needs to get fucked on the South Side. 1074 00:47:09,009 --> 00:47:10,635 Fuck you, you fuckin' cunt! 1075 00:47:10,718 --> 00:47:13,134 - Whoa, yeah. - Hey! 1076 00:47:13,218 --> 00:47:16,760 All right, okay, somebody's a little bit fired up. 1077 00:47:16,843 --> 00:47:19,259 You okay? 1078 00:47:19,343 --> 00:47:21,343 Fucking tired of that bullshit. 1079 00:47:21,426 --> 00:47:23,510 I get it. I know. 1080 00:47:23,593 --> 00:47:24,635 I get it. 1081 00:47:24,718 --> 00:47:27,885 Hey, I get it. 1082 00:47:31,927 --> 00:47:36,843 So I, um... I was talking to Kev, 1083 00:47:36,927 --> 00:47:38,510 and with the girls and everything, 1084 00:47:38,593 --> 00:47:40,259 it's just a little too much right now 1085 00:47:40,343 --> 00:47:43,009 having you stay with us. 1086 00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:45,426 I'm-I'm really sorry. 1087 00:47:45,510 --> 00:47:46,968 I am. 1088 00:47:47,051 --> 00:47:49,343 V... 1089 00:47:49,426 --> 00:47:51,218 it's not a big deal. 1090 00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:52,760 Really? You know, no. 1091 00:47:52,843 --> 00:47:54,426 - I'm gonna talk... - Seriously, yeah. 1092 00:47:54,510 --> 00:47:56,343 It's okay. I totally get it. 1093 00:47:56,426 --> 00:47:57,760 I understand. 1094 00:47:59,551 --> 00:48:02,176 All right. 1095 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,259 I'm sorry. 1096 00:48:43,051 --> 00:48:45,968 I gotta get this one into the bathtub. Pee-yew! 1097 00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:47,134 Okay, I'll text you later. 1098 00:48:47,218 --> 00:48:48,843 Cool. 1099 00:48:50,551 --> 00:48:52,426 Hey, you want a beer? 1100 00:48:52,510 --> 00:48:55,176 No, thanks. 1101 00:48:55,259 --> 00:48:57,134 Are you fucking my sister? 1102 00:48:58,301 --> 00:48:59,593 You're insane. 1103 00:48:59,677 --> 00:49:01,093 Am I? 1104 00:49:01,176 --> 00:49:03,343 Carl, Debbie and I are friends. 1105 00:49:03,426 --> 00:49:05,093 You're overthinking it. 1106 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:06,968 Overthinking what? What am I overthinking? 1107 00:49:08,718 --> 00:49:10,385 I think we should break up. 1108 00:49:10,468 --> 00:49:11,760 Why, 'cause you love my sister? 1109 00:49:11,843 --> 00:49:13,802 No, because you're too clingy. 1110 00:49:13,885 --> 00:49:15,343 Come on, Debbie's clingier than I am. 1111 00:49:15,426 --> 00:49:17,176 My God! 1112 00:49:17,259 --> 00:49:19,259 That's it, I am leaving. 1113 00:49:19,343 --> 00:49:22,718 You know, I like you, Carl, but seriously, what the fuck? 1114 00:49:23,677 --> 00:49:24,927 Come on. 1115 00:49:25,009 --> 00:49:27,593 Call me when you're not so needy. 1116 00:49:27,677 --> 00:49:29,426 All right, see ya. 1117 00:49:38,718 --> 00:49:40,176 That's what I thought. 1118 00:49:46,051 --> 00:49:47,301 What-what do you mean, ""? 1119 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:48,635 Shut up. 1120 00:49:48,718 --> 00:49:50,093 Lip! 1121 00:49:55,343 --> 00:49:56,718 Hey. 1122 00:49:56,802 --> 00:49:58,259 Did Xan call? 1123 00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,843 Yeah. 1124 00:49:59,927 --> 00:50:01,468 Yeah, a little while ago. 1125 00:50:02,885 --> 00:50:05,009 - Where you going? - I feel like breaking shit. 1126 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,510 So Xan's okay. 1127 00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:14,301 - Yeah. - Good. 1128 00:50:14,385 --> 00:50:17,009 The last thing I need in my life 1129 00:50:17,093 --> 00:50:18,885 is a man telling me what to do. 1130 00:50:18,968 --> 00:50:20,694 I really don't give a shit about what you think, 1131 00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:22,176 but I do understand 1132 00:50:22,259 --> 00:50:24,718 that you might have some feelings about this. 1133 00:50:24,802 --> 00:50:27,760 You do not get a vote. 1134 00:50:27,843 --> 00:50:29,718 I don't get a vote, 1135 00:50:29,802 --> 00:50:31,468 like, not even one? 1136 00:50:32,927 --> 00:50:34,802 One. 1137 00:50:34,885 --> 00:50:36,802 Out of 100. I get the other 99. 1138 00:50:40,176 --> 00:50:41,694 What if we're not meant to be together? 1139 00:50:41,718 --> 00:50:43,468 Then we break up. 1140 00:50:43,551 --> 00:50:46,259 What if the baby has, like, Down syndrome or something? 1141 00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:48,051 I'll help you take care of it. 1142 00:50:48,134 --> 00:50:49,677 I'm gonna die at a young age, so... 1143 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,134 I'll still be here. 1144 00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:52,402 Yeah, well, what if you get hit by a bus? 1145 00:50:52,426 --> 00:50:54,218 All right, look, maybe I will. 1146 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:55,861 All right, we don't know what's gonna happen, 1147 00:50:55,885 --> 00:50:58,009 but if you decide to have this baby, 1148 00:50:58,093 --> 00:51:00,259 I want to make damn sure it has a father. 1149 00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:04,468 Okay. 1150 00:51:04,551 --> 00:51:06,927 I hear you. 1151 00:51:07,009 --> 00:51:08,176 Okay. 1152 00:51:11,259 --> 00:51:14,385 Should we, like, get one of those books, 1153 00:51:14,468 --> 00:51:18,093 What to Expect When You're Pregnant or whatever? 1154 00:51:18,176 --> 00:51:19,885 Not if you're not gonna be pregnant. 1155 00:51:19,968 --> 00:51:21,635 Are you gonna be pregnant? 1156 00:51:21,718 --> 00:51:23,593 I have no idea. 1157 00:51:23,677 --> 00:51:25,551 What would I even name it? 1158 00:51:25,635 --> 00:51:27,235 I don't know, we talking a boy or a girl? 1159 00:51:27,259 --> 00:51:30,426 I don't know, like... pretend it's a boy. 1160 00:51:31,468 --> 00:51:32,510 Hambone. 1161 00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:35,301 What? No. 1162 00:51:37,593 --> 00:51:39,009 Bird? 1163 00:51:39,093 --> 00:51:41,385 Who the hell names their kid Bird? 1164 00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:43,593 Charlie Parker's parents. 1165 00:51:43,677 --> 00:51:44,968 No, that was a nickname. 1166 00:51:45,051 --> 00:51:47,301 It was 'cause he liked chicken. 1167 00:51:47,385 --> 00:51:50,385 Didn't know that. 1168 00:51:50,468 --> 00:51:51,760 Wilmoth? 1169 00:51:51,843 --> 00:51:52,677 Jesus. 1170 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,259 What? 1171 00:51:54,343 --> 00:51:56,385 These are the worst names I ever heard. 1172 00:51:56,468 --> 00:51:58,176 I take it back. 1173 00:51:58,259 --> 00:52:00,343 I will not be there for our child, all right? 1174 00:52:00,426 --> 00:52:02,885 Okay, can we just not talk about it anymore? 1175 00:52:02,968 --> 00:52:04,551 Can we, like, pretend it's not happening 1176 00:52:04,635 --> 00:52:07,718 and maybe it'll just... go away? 1177 00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:10,551 Yeah, all right. 1178 00:52:10,635 --> 00:52:11,653 All right, I'm fucking starving. 1179 00:52:11,677 --> 00:52:13,218 I need food. 1180 00:52:13,301 --> 00:52:16,551 Yeah, you... you like popcorn shrimp? 1181 00:54:55,176 --> 00:54:59,760 It was only about two blocks from my house. 1182 00:54:59,843 --> 00:55:03,927 I was woken up by the sound, a crashing sound. 1183 00:55:05,843 --> 00:55:07,677 And I could hear myself screaming. 1184 00:55:11,551 --> 00:55:14,760 I had crashed my car into the back of a moving van. 1185 00:55:17,093 --> 00:55:18,885 There was glass everywhere. 1186 00:55:18,968 --> 00:55:21,927 Airbag deployed. My nose was bleeding. 1187 00:55:24,510 --> 00:55:27,259 I didn't feel any pain till much later, 1188 00:55:27,343 --> 00:55:30,134 but I didn't care about myself. 1189 00:55:32,176 --> 00:55:35,760 I just kept thinking... 1190 00:55:35,843 --> 00:55:39,885 I could have killed someone. 1191 00:55:39,968 --> 00:55:43,510 This is... really hard for me to talk about. 1192 00:56:10,093 --> 00:56:11,760 Whose porn is this? 1193 00:56:11,843 --> 00:56:13,635 It's mine. Giving it to KJ now. 1194 00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:15,635 Why you getting rid of your porn, tater tot? 1195 00:56:15,718 --> 00:56:17,009 Just the girl-on-girl stuff. 1196 00:56:17,093 --> 00:56:18,426 Kinda makes me sad. 1197 00:56:18,510 --> 00:56:20,176 Yeah. 1198 00:56:20,259 --> 00:56:21,677 Seen it. 1199 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,843 Seen it. 1200 00:56:22,927 --> 00:56:24,885 In it. 75122

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