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I don't know what

to

do about this. And they used my toys.

They used my toys. That's like an invasion of privacy.

We're going to have to get them their own toys.

Yep, for the girls, but what are we going to do about the boys?

Well, clearly they have an...

self -control issues.

So we're going to have to teach them a lesson.

When they get home, you should talk to them and I have something else in store

for them.

All right.

I'll talk to them and you can do your thing. We can double team it together.

We'll deal with it.

All right.

I don't know what's going on, but they couldn't know what we did, right?

I don't know. They sounded really pissed on the phone.

I mean, yeah. I mean, that could be anything, right? Like, maybe both of us

didn't clean our room or something at the same time.

I mean,

I think I saw a camera in that room at one point, though.

No.

Not again.

No. I thought your mom had, like, hidden cameras or something.

I don't think so.

No, no.

Why would she have a camera in her room anyway?

I don't know.

Her own room? Come on.

It's your mom.

It's not my house.

Yeah.

I don't know. I'm sure it's probably something completely different, and

getting all worked up for nothing, right?

Yeah. It's got to be, like, grades or something, right? Like, you can't... I

don't know.

I'm all honors right now.

Like, unless, like, your sister said something, or... Why the hell would she

something? That incriminates her, too.

I don't know. I mean, maybe they should, like, all get off top three if I, like,

confess or some shit.

That doesn't seem like Phoebe.

Like, really, right?

I mean, you were really quick to take your shirt off, too.

I mean, we're all there already. We know what we want.

You said, man, you wanted to fuck my step -sister. Whatever.

Oh, jeez.

Dude, now we gotta fucking do this. Peter, you fucked her, too.

Yeah, that was pretty great.

Exactly.

You're so serious.

Really good, too.

Honestly, no regrets. They got one to go for a second.

Hey, it is what it is.

Oh, so what do you guys see here?

Have you ever seen this before?

Oh, no, it's the package of penises. The package of penises, yes. Where have you

seen this before? Because we saw a very interesting recording of you using the

package of penises with your step -sisters while we were on vacation.

Naughty boys.

This is my package of penises.

First off, you're not supposed to be using my stuff, let alone my dildos.

Do you have anything to say for yourself, boys?

You're making that deal.

Really?

Come on.

Check the tape. I'm sure it comes off good.

Dude, what the fuck?

Alright, I think we need to have a little bit of a conversation here. Put

this package of penises.

To initiate this conversation, I'd like to say this is the talking dick. If you

have the talking dick, you are allowed to speak.

First, I would like to say, what do you have to say to yourself?

I don't want to talk to you. Take the dick. I don't want to talk to the dick.

Take the dick.

Thank you.

Here, Parker, you talk to the dick.

Boys, we need to improve our communication skills in order to get to

of this.

Charger, kick the dick and talk.

Fine.

Um, well, one, that's weird.

Two, uh, I find it very unfair that me and you here get punished, and our steps

as yours aren't, even though they're the ones that grabbed the box of cups.

That's what it's called.

Out of your room, and we're using them first.

Um, we went in to stop them.

Bada bing, bada boom, things happen, it don't matter, here's your dick.

Penises do not fall into vaginas. You have to have them erect and stick them

inside. I don't know if they taught you this in school, but I'm teaching you

this now.

So if you saw your stepsister playing with toys, the respectful thing to do

would be to call off and tell us what was going on instead of taking them and

using your dick instead of the toy.

Would you like to play with me now?

Your daughter had my dick pretty erect, I'm just saying.

My sister. Come on.

No comments.

Here. I mean, in all fairness, we weren't gonna call you, but

I mean, they were there doing their thing, and we were there.

They used to do stuff to come to Kane.

To come to, um...

Choose hair, feminine, wild.

We're at that age.

Let me take this away from you. Okay, so do you regret it? Are you sorry?

Yeah. Okay, I think she was like, I don't know. I'll close it in.

So, you boys have a problem with control.

I think we got to keep them alive.

A lesson? Like, what?

Well, you've got to control yourself.

I mean, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What's going

on here?

You can't be tempted by me. Oh, mama.

Oh, so we're trying to teach them to control their temptation.

Yes. All right, okay, I can get on board with that.

Well, what's going on?

How else are they going to know?

I think our stepmom's going to fuck up.

Angel, can you lead us into how this disciplinary method works?

Yeah,

I think I can. I mean, you are my mom. I

mean, maybe this would work better if we switched first.

Good idea.

I'm getting deja vu.

I'm getting... I don't know. This is weird.

Better not, man. That's my mom.

You're doing a good job. I think you're being a good boy.

I have to go for it.

Bad boy.

Put it in my face.

You have to. You have to. Until I forget to look at it.

Okay.

The pillow.

Is it okay if they wet their face on the pillow?

I think that's okay.

Definitely need a pillow.

Oh, that's good.

Oh my god.

Are you that hard?

I don't think impulse control works.

And no licking.

Okay, let's see.

Let's see what we have.

Oh.

Wait. Can I have a pillow back? No, you cannot.

Why?

What are we accomplishing?

We're teaching you how to control your impulses and not act without thinking.

Wait,

y 'all can touch us, but we can't touch you?

Fair.

That's the way the world works.

We're the stepmoms.

We're in control.

Okay, so what are you going to do next?

Maybe take my shirt off.

We're going to do that.

Why? For our benefit.

Your benefit?

Yes, because women are in control.

Okay, shirt's off.

Take the question.

Okay, there we go.

Oh, I didn't.

Okay, you're long stuff.

Bye.

Straight up.

Those are yours.

You know, you're right. I am having a good time right now.

Just a minute.

I'll pass this by. Okay.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Seriously. Just that.

Oh, okay.

I think you're doing a good job.

They're giving up a good imposter shot. Definitely.

Could you maybe spit on it?

They're like, yeah.

They're putting their mouth on it.

Oh, Dad.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Jesus, your mom can really suck a dick.

Oh my god.

Do you have a little school girlfriend?

But I shouldn't.

No, you shouldn't. You're my mom.

You're doing such a good job of teaching my son a lesson.

Yeah, learning how to learn the lessons right now.

You know, Linda, listen to your mommy.

You better listen to your mommy.

She's your other mommy now.

And if I don't?

You're going to be fine.

Like this?

Maybe. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you all. Maybe.

What?

We can punish you in many different ways and positions.

Oh my God.

We can punish you in all kinds of positions.

More or less the same one.

Holy shit.

Oh, wow, your mom's doing a great job.

Oh, so is yours.

Yes, she is.

Wait, what?

The same.

Yeah, she's doing a great job.

Okay. Wow, there you go, Mom.

That's your little country.

That's my family.

Oh, come to the family.

Fucking deal it man.

Oh shit.

Oh

shit.

Yeah, that's good.

Pretty good, but... What about my sister?

Your sister's great, too.

You know what?

I kind of want to, like, stick it in your mouth and, like, feel it.

Wow, are you kidding?

I'm not going to touch it with my mouth.

Wow, pretty freaky.

Oh my god. Mom.

Okay,

so you gotta taste it.

Can you drink it for me?

I don't want to touch it, but I want to.

What?

Is that enough? You gotta taste, right?

Mom, mom, you're a little close.

That is Mike.

You're so bad.

You're so bad.

I can't forget about you.

Sit down.

Amen.

Dude, what are they talking about?

Yes.

Yeah, sure.

Why not?

Yeah. Yeah.

No.

And if you want to fuck your sister, talk to us first.

Okay? So we can't fuck our sisters.

Only with mommy's permission.

Only with mommy's permission.

I'm going to call TV right now.