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I don't know what
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to
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do about this. And they used my toys.
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They used my toys. That's like an
invasion of privacy.
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We're going to have to get them their
own toys.
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Yep, for the girls, but what are we
going to do about the boys?
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Well, clearly they have an...
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self -control issues.
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So we're going to have to teach them a
lesson.
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When they get home, you should talk to
them and I have something else in store
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for them.
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All right.
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I'll talk to them and you can do your
thing. We can double team it together.
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We'll deal with it.
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All right.
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I don't know what's going on, but they
couldn't know what we did, right?
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I don't know. They sounded really pissed
on the phone.
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I mean, yeah. I mean, that could be
anything, right? Like, maybe both of us
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didn't clean our room or something at
the same time.
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I mean,
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I think I saw a camera in that room at
one point, though.
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No.
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Not again.
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No. I thought your mom had, like, hidden
cameras or something.
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I don't think so.
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No, no.
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Why would she have a camera in her room
anyway?
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I don't know.
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Her own room? Come on.
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It's your mom.
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It's not my house.
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Yeah.
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I don't know. I'm sure it's probably
something completely different, and
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getting all worked up for nothing,
right?
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Yeah. It's got to be, like, grades or
something, right? Like, you can't... I
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don't know.
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I'm all honors right now.
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Like, unless, like, your sister said
something, or... Why the hell would she
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something? That incriminates her, too.
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I don't know. I mean, maybe they should,
like, all get off top three if I, like,
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confess or some shit.
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That doesn't seem like Phoebe.
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Like, really, right?
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I mean, you were really quick to take
your shirt off, too.
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I mean, we're all there already. We know
what we want.
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You said, man, you wanted to fuck my
step -sister. Whatever.
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Oh, jeez.
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Dude, now we gotta fucking do this.
Peter, you fucked her, too.
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Yeah, that was pretty great.
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Exactly.
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You're so serious.
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Really good, too.
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Honestly, no regrets. They got one to go
for a second.
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Hey, it is what it is.
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Oh, so what do you guys see here?
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Have you ever seen this before?
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Oh, no, it's the package of penises. The
package of penises, yes. Where have you
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seen this before? Because we saw a very
interesting recording of you using the
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package of penises with your step
-sisters while we were on vacation.
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Naughty boys.
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This is my package of penises.
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First off, you're not supposed to be
using my stuff, let alone my dildos.
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Do you have anything to say for
yourself, boys?
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You're making that deal.
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Really?
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Come on.
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Check the tape. I'm sure it comes off
good.
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Dude, what the fuck?
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Alright, I think we need to have a
little bit of a conversation here. Put
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this package of penises.
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To initiate this conversation, I'd like
to say this is the talking dick. If you
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have the talking dick, you are allowed
to speak.
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First, I would like to say, what do you
have to say to yourself?
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I don't want to talk to you. Take the
dick. I don't want to talk to the dick.
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Take the dick.
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Thank you.
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Here, Parker, you talk to the dick.
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Boys, we need to improve our
communication skills in order to get to
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of this.
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Charger, kick the dick and talk.
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Fine.
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Um, well, one, that's weird.
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Two, uh, I find it very unfair that me
and you here get punished, and our steps
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as yours aren't, even though they're the
ones that grabbed the box of cups.
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That's what it's called.
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Out of your room, and we're using them
first.
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Um, we went in to stop them.
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Bada bing, bada boom, things happen, it
don't matter, here's your dick.
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Penises do not fall into vaginas. You
have to have them erect and stick them
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inside. I don't know if they taught you
this in school, but I'm teaching you
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this now.
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So if you saw your stepsister playing
with toys, the respectful thing to do
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would be to call off and tell us what
was going on instead of taking them and
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using your dick instead of the toy.
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Would you like to play with me now?
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Your daughter had my dick pretty erect,
I'm just saying.
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My sister. Come on.
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No comments.
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Here. I mean, in all fairness, we
weren't gonna call you, but
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I mean, they were there doing their
thing, and we were there.
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They used to do stuff to come to Kane.
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To come to, um...
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Choose hair, feminine, wild.
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We're at that age.
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Let me take this away from you. Okay, so
do you regret it? Are you sorry?
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Yeah. Okay, I think she was like, I
don't know. I'll close it in.
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So, you boys have a problem with
control.
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I think we got to keep them alive.
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A lesson? Like, what?
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Well, you've got to control yourself.
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I mean, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa,
whoa, what are you doing? What's going
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on here?
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You can't be tempted by me. Oh, mama.
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Oh, so we're trying to teach them to
control their temptation.
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Yes. All right, okay, I can get on board
with that.
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Well, what's going on?
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How else are they going to know?
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I think our stepmom's going to fuck up.
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Angel, can you lead us into how this
disciplinary method works?
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Yeah,
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I think I can. I mean, you are my mom. I
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mean, maybe this would work better if we
switched first.
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Good idea.
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I'm getting deja vu.
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I'm getting... I don't know. This is
weird.
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Better not, man. That's my mom.
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You're doing a good job. I think you're
being a good boy.
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I have to go for it.
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Bad boy.
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Put it in my face.
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You have to. You have to. Until I forget
to look at it.
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Okay.
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The pillow.
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Is it okay if they wet their face on the
pillow?
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I think that's okay.
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Definitely need a pillow.
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Oh, that's good.
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Oh my god.
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Are you that hard?
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I don't think impulse control works.
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And no licking.
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Okay, let's see.
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Let's see what we have.
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Oh.
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Wait. Can I have a pillow back? No, you
cannot.
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Why?
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What are we accomplishing?
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We're teaching you how to control your
impulses and not act without thinking.
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Wait,
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y 'all can touch us, but we can't touch
you?
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Fair.
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That's the way the world works.
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We're the stepmoms.
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We're in control.
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Okay, so what are you going to do next?
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Maybe take my shirt off.
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We're going to do that.
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Why? For our benefit.
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Your benefit?
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Yes, because women are in control.
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Okay, shirt's off.
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Take the question.
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Okay, there we go.
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Oh, I didn't.
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Okay, you're long stuff.
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Bye.
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Straight up.
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Those are yours.
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You know, you're right. I am having a
good time right now.
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Just a minute.
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I'll pass this by. Okay.
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Thank you.
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I don't know.
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Seriously. Just that.
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Oh, okay.
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I think you're doing a good job.
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They're giving up a good imposter shot.
Definitely.
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Could you maybe spit on it?
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They're like, yeah.
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They're putting their mouth on it.
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Oh, Dad.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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Thank
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you.
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Jesus, your mom can really suck a dick.
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Oh my god.
188
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Do you have a little school girlfriend?
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But I shouldn't.
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No, you shouldn't. You're my mom.
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You're doing such a good job of teaching
my son a lesson.
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Yeah, learning how to learn the lessons
right now.
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You know, Linda, listen to your mommy.
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You better listen to your mommy.
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She's your other mommy now.
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And if I don't?
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You're going to be fine.
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Like this?
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Maybe. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
all. Maybe.
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What?
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We can punish you in many different ways
and positions.
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Oh my God.
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We can punish you in all kinds of
positions.
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More or less the same one.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, wow, your mom's doing a great job.
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Oh, so is yours.
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Yes, she is.
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Wait, what?
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The same.
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Yeah, she's doing a great job.
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Okay. Wow, there you go, Mom.
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That's your little country.
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That's my family.
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Oh, come to the family.
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Fucking deal it man.
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Oh shit.
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Oh
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shit.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Pretty good, but... What about my
sister?
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Your sister's great, too.
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You know what?
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I kind of want to, like, stick it in
your mouth and, like, feel it.
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Wow, are you kidding?
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I'm not going to touch it with my mouth.
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Wow, pretty freaky.
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Oh my god. Mom.
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Okay,
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so you gotta taste it.
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Can you drink it for me?
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I don't want to touch it, but I want to.
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What?
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Is that enough? You gotta taste, right?
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Mom, mom, you're a little close.
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That is Mike.
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You're so bad.
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You're so bad.
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I can't forget about you.
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Sit down.
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Amen.
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Dude, what are they talking about?
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Yes.
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Yeah, sure.
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Why not?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No.
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And if you want to fuck your sister,
talk to us first.
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Okay? So we can't fuck our sisters.
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Only with mommy's permission.
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Only with mommy's permission.
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I'm going to call TV right now.
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