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Another slow day.

Yeah.

Did you remember to post the promotion?

Yeah, I post those promotions all the time. I make sure I do that. This one,

one with the free facial, with the massage.

I posted the promotion.

Still no appointments.

At least not yet.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

We have everything invested in this. I know the economy is bad, but...

I mean, I just got a lot on this house. I know. It's gonna be fun, okay?

I promise you. It's gonna be fun. We'll figure something out.

I mean, what are we gonna do about our assistants?

Ethan and Aaron?

I mean, what are we gonna do?

We'll figure it out. I promise you, we'll figure it out.

We've got to.

Yeah. What?

What? I mean, girl, did you... Did you... We're losing the house?

We're not going to lose their house. We're not going to lose their house.

not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house.

I'm just saying, but I overheard. Okay, now I understand. It's just a little

overreaction. We got this under control. We're not going to lose their house.

That's just how business is. We're going to make money.

We're going to make money.

We're going to make money.

We've tried

everything,

right? Well, honestly not everything.

What do you mean not everything?

Well, I was doing some research and I was looking up the spot on the street.

They actually offer happy endings.

So, you know, we can incorporate happy endings into our little massage parlor

and make more money.

Happy endings in girl, come on.

Okay. Yeah, right. The economy is.

Did you hear that? Our moms are gonna start doing rubbing tugs.

No way, man. No, hell no. That's fucking messed up.

Why? What do you mean by why?

It's weird as fuck, bro. What if our dads found out? They don't know shit.

our dads. I'm gonna be homeless if they don't do it. Oh my god, bro.

Wait. What?

I have an idea.

Not your idea again.

What, what?

It's a good one. Come with me.

Oh.

It's okay. I promise you got this. You have to save your business.

You're gonna save our business and you're gonna save your house, okay?

I think I know who we are, bro. Come on, now. Let's act a little better. No, I'm

not. Come on. What if we get fought?

How? Yeah, because of someone.

Shh.

Got this. All right.

Hello, welcome to our spa.

Hi. Hello.

Who's going first?

Yes.

Me. Hello.

Hi. Have you ever seen me before? No.

No. I'm sorry.

No.

Yeah. Are you going to have fun? I think so. Okay.

I want you to undress and lay down face down on the table.

All the way. Come on, close off. I'll turn around.

Are you not giving me the massage?

Yes, I'm giving you the massage.

Okay.

Not looking.

I'm not looking.

Would you like medium pressure, light pressure?

Hard pressure.

Uh, uh, whatever's clever.

Alright.

Go ahead and lay down. Face down.

Okay. I'm going to give you those towels.

Thank you.

I'm going to cover you up with that. Is that better?

Uh, yeah.

It's a little chilly in here.

All right.

Is that good?

Yes, it's okay.

Just relax.

Oh, I'm relaxed.

No, you should go on break. Your friend can... No, no, it's okay.

It's my massage booking and... And she's got your friend over there.

Just go ahead and lay all the way down.

Oh, goodness.

Is that you?

Oh, yeah.

Everything's fine.

Okay.

Wow.

Yeah.

Is that good?

Yeah.

Yeah, it was really good.

No. You look familiar to me somehow.

Very familiar to you.

I have a lot of stasis.

Oh, thank God.

Yes, it's a good massage.

Uh -huh.

And stay relaxed.

Okay.

Yeah. Holy fuck. Holding a lot of tension right here.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'll let it all out.

I think something's about to happen.

Looking good. Okay. Well, that was the end of the massage there.

Oh.

Okay.

Just the... Yeah. Let's stand you up. Here's your towel.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

Oh.

There's your clothes right there. You can take them. to the restroom and go

ahead and get changed.

Here you go. Thank you. Are

you okay in there?

Yes. You look so good.

You look great.

Alright.

Oh my god.

That was crazy.

You did it? Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, I don't know if I can.

Don't worry about it, girl. I got it. I'll do it. You sure?

Yes, I'll do it. I got it. I have you. You're great. Are you sure?

I'm positive.

Let me handle it. I got it. You don't have to worry about it. I got you. Okay?

Okay. We got this.

We're going to win this business back.

Yeah, we are.

Okay, go get out.

We're going to lay down on the table right here, please.

Lay down.

All right, so just lay down on the table? I'll go ahead and turn around.

Okay, please. Thank you, thank you.

All right, let me get on the table.

All right, you're on the table.

I'm going to cover you up with this towel.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. What are you saying?

You're like, deep pressure, life pressure.

That is deep, guys. Wow. Yeah.

Good. Keep relaxing.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Relax. Oh, okay.

That's your first massage.

That's awesome.

Oh, my God.

I love it.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

Wow, okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. That is good.

Oh.

Oh.

massaging me. Who resounded?

Mom? Aaron?

What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?

You know her?

Mommy. Oh.

Imposter.

What? What are you talking about, imposter?

What are you doing here?

You got to help this young man.

You are the... What?

Oh, my God. He had this crazy idea.

Oh, my God. Why? Okay, yeah. This is unacceptable. This is not a big party,

Matthew. What?

Unacceptable. How? We told you we had to do it. How is it my fault?

Well, mine wasn't that weird. You know better.

Fuck. Ow.

God, man.

Oh, my God.

What are we going to do about this?

Well... What are we going to do about this?

Gosh, I don't know. You guys are in so much trouble. So much trouble. We're in

trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.

I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.

I'm in trouble.

I'm in trouble.

I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.

We got it?

We got it.

I can't. Are we gonna?

Okay.

How about that?

I know, but we got this. We're in this.

Yeah,

we got this. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Boys!

What? Where are you?

I'm comfortable.

What? Yeah.

We're done.

I'm assuming he already tied it, right?

We're gonna do it.

Oh.

Wait.

What? What's wrong?

Okay, well, you switch.

Okay. Okay, switch.

Switch? Yeah.

Okay. I'll take either. You were ready to tell us.

I'll take either.

You got it. This makes more sense.

You got it.

Oh, shit.

What do you have to do?

Oh,

my

God.

Your mom taking it all.

What?

Your mom looks innocent. She ain't.

How do you know what the goal is at?

Oh my god!

I'm glad I got you home.

Bro. Yo.

Let's get it. Let's get it.

Take me in love.

Oh yeah, your mom tastes it so fucking good.

Alright,

I wanna eat you now.

I'm gonna eat you.

Come on.

Get up.

You're gonna get that cupcake.

Let's take it off.

Come here.

Oh, come on.

Johnny, it's there.

Good boy.

Oh, son. You're good.

Cheers. Cheers.

No.

Why don't you spit on that now?

Come here.

Woo!

We'll see you in the next video.

Later.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh!

This is a good boy.

This is a good boy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good boy. Oh, good boy. Good boy.

We're going to take him home.

Fuck your mustache.

Oh my god.

What are we doing?

Oh my

god. Oh my god.

What are you doing?

Mom, I need it.

Thank you

See you.

Oh, my God.

That's what I think.

I'm going to keep it in the family.

I can't believe you just did that.

We did our shit.

Come on, let's talk about it in jail. I'm telling you.

Oh, my God.

Well, I don't think I'm going to be homeless.

Me neither.

We're not going to be broke anymore.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I think we did.