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Another slow day.
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Yeah.
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Did you remember to post the promotion?
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Yeah, I post those promotions all the
time. I make sure I do that. This one,
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one with the free facial, with the
massage.
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I posted the promotion.
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Still no appointments.
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At least not yet.
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What are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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We have everything invested in this. I
know the economy is bad, but...
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I mean, I just got a lot on this house.
I know. It's gonna be fun, okay?
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I promise you. It's gonna be fun. We'll
figure something out.
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I mean, what are we gonna do about our
assistants?
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Ethan and Aaron?
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I mean, what are we gonna do?
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We'll figure it out. I promise you,
we'll figure it out.
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We've got to.
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Yeah. What?
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What? I mean, girl, did you... Did
you... We're losing the house?
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We're not going to lose their house.
We're not going to lose their house.
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not going to lose their house.
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We're not going to lose their house.
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I'm just saying, but I overheard. Okay,
now I understand. It's just a little
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overreaction. We got this under control.
We're not going to lose their house.
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That's just how business is. We're going
to make money.
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We're going to make money.
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We're going to make money.
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We've tried
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everything,
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right? Well, honestly not everything.
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What do you mean not everything?
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Well, I was doing some research and I
was looking up the spot on the street.
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They actually offer happy endings.
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So, you know, we can incorporate happy
endings into our little massage parlor
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and make more money.
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Happy endings in girl, come on.
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Okay. Yeah, right. The economy is.
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Did you hear that? Our moms are gonna
start doing rubbing tugs.
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No way, man. No, hell no. That's fucking
messed up.
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Why? What do you mean by why?
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It's weird as fuck, bro. What if our
dads found out? They don't know shit.
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our dads. I'm gonna be homeless if they
don't do it. Oh my god, bro.
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Wait. What?
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I have an idea.
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Not your idea again.
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What, what?
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It's a good one. Come with me.
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Oh.
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It's okay. I promise you got this. You
have to save your business.
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You're gonna save our business and
you're gonna save your house, okay?
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I think I know who we are, bro. Come on,
now. Let's act a little better. No, I'm
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not. Come on. What if we get fought?
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How? Yeah, because of someone.
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Shh.
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Got this. All right.
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Hello, welcome to our spa.
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Hi. Hello.
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Who's going first?
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Yes.
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Me. Hello.
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Hi. Have you ever seen me before? No.
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No. I'm sorry.
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No.
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Yeah. Are you going to have fun? I think
so. Okay.
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I want you to undress and lay down face
down on the table.
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All the way. Come on, close off. I'll
turn around.
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Are you not giving me the massage?
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Yes, I'm giving you the massage.
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Okay.
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Not looking.
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I'm not looking.
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Would you like medium pressure, light
pressure?
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Hard pressure.
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Uh, uh, whatever's clever.
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Alright.
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Go ahead and lay down. Face down.
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Okay. I'm going to give you those
towels.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to cover you up with that. Is
that better?
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Uh, yeah.
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It's a little chilly in here.
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All right.
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Is that good?
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Yes, it's okay.
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Just relax.
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Oh, I'm relaxed.
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No, you should go on break. Your friend
can... No, no, it's okay.
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It's my massage booking and... And she's
got your friend over there.
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Just go ahead and lay all the way down.
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Oh, goodness.
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Is that you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Everything's fine.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Is that good?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it was really good.
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No. You look familiar to me somehow.
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Very familiar to you.
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I have a lot of stasis.
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Oh, thank God.
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Yes, it's a good massage.
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Uh -huh.
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And stay relaxed.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Holy fuck. Holding a lot of
tension right here.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think I'll let it all out.
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I think something's about to happen.
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Looking good. Okay. Well, that was the
end of the massage there.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Just the... Yeah. Let's stand you up.
Here's your towel.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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There you go.
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Oh.
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There's your clothes right there. You
can take them. to the restroom and go
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ahead and get changed.
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Here you go. Thank you. Are
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you okay in there?
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Yes. You look so good.
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You look great.
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Alright.
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Oh my god.
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That was crazy.
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You did it? Yes.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God, I don't know if I can.
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Don't worry about it, girl. I got it.
I'll do it. You sure?
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Yes, I'll do it. I got it. I have you.
You're great. Are you sure?
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I'm positive.
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Let me handle it. I got it. You don't
have to worry about it. I got you. Okay?
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Okay. We got this.
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We're going to win this business back.
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Yeah, we are.
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Okay, go get out.
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We're going to lay down on the table
right here, please.
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Lay down.
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All right, so just lay down on the
table? I'll go ahead and turn around.
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Okay, please. Thank you, thank you.
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All right, let me get on the table.
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All right, you're on the table.
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I'm going to cover you up with this
towel.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, my God. What are you saying?
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You're like, deep pressure, life
pressure.
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That is deep, guys. Wow. Yeah.
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Good. Keep relaxing.
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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Relax. Oh, okay.
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That's your first massage.
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That's awesome.
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Oh, my God.
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I love it.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Wow, okay.
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Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. That is good.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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massaging me. Who resounded?
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Mom? Aaron?
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What?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?
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You know her?
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Mommy. Oh.
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Imposter.
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What? What are you talking about,
imposter?
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What are you doing here?
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You got to help this young man.
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You are the... What?
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Oh, my God. He had this crazy idea.
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Oh, my God. Why? Okay, yeah. This is
unacceptable. This is not a big party,
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Matthew. What?
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Unacceptable. How? We told you we had to
do it. How is it my fault?
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Well, mine wasn't that weird. You know
better.
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Fuck. Ow.
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God, man.
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Oh, my God.
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What are we going to do about this?
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Well... What are we going to do about
this?
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Gosh, I don't know. You guys are in so
much trouble. So much trouble. We're in
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trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.
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I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.
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I'm in trouble.
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I'm in trouble.
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I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in
trouble.
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We got it?
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We got it.
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I can't. Are we gonna?
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Okay.
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How about that?
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I know, but we got this. We're in this.
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Yeah,
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we got this. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Boys!
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What? Where are you?
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I'm comfortable.
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What? Yeah.
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We're done.
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I'm assuming he already tied it, right?
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We're gonna do it.
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Oh.
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Wait.
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What? What's wrong?
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Okay, well, you switch.
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Okay. Okay, switch.
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Switch? Yeah.
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Okay. I'll take either. You were ready
to tell us.
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I'll take either.
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You got it. This makes more sense.
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You got it.
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Oh, shit.
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What do you have to do?
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Your mom taking it all.
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What?
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Your mom looks innocent. She ain't.
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How do you know what the goal is at?
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Oh my god!
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I'm glad I got you home.
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Bro. Yo.
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Let's get it. Let's get it.
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Take me in love.
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Oh yeah, your mom tastes it so fucking
good.
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Alright,
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I wanna eat you now.
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I'm gonna eat you.
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Come on.
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Get up.
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You're gonna get that cupcake.
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Let's take it off.
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Come here.
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Oh, come on.
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Johnny, it's there.
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Good boy.
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Oh, son. You're good.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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No.
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Why don't you spit on that now?
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Come here.
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Woo!
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We'll see you in the next video.
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Later.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Oh!
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This is a good boy.
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This is a good boy.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, good boy. Oh, good boy. Good boy.
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We're going to take him home.
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Fuck your mustache.
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Oh my god.
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What are we doing?
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Oh my
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god. Oh my god.
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What are you doing?
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Mom, I need it.
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Thank you
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See you.
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Oh, my God.
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That's what I think.
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I'm going to keep it in the family.
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I can't believe you just did that.
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We did our shit.
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00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:02,620
Come on, let's talk about it in jail.
I'm telling you.
275
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,480
Oh, my God.
276
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:07,620
Well, I don't think I'm going to be
homeless.
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00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:08,879
Me neither.
278
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,160
We're not going to be broke anymore.
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00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,680
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:17,700
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:24,520
I think we did.
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