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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:17,790 Sorry, long evening. 2 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:26,350 You'll see, we're not judges of the six sisters. 3 00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:32,170 Yes, strange Larry, like every Thursday, you already know. 4 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:40,990 Wait, you dropped something. 5 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,260 Tu dois me donner un jeu de clés, Gal. 6 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,980 Monsieur Kelly a été très clair. Je garde les clés. 7 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:00,560 Oui, mais ça veut dire que tu dois être à l 'heure. 8 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,500 Tu comprendras quand je te raconterai ma folle nuit d 'hier soir. 9 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:06,780 T 'aurais dû voir la taille de la bite d 'Otka. C 'était un putain d 'engin de 10 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:11,320 poire. T 'aimerais pas juste sortir pour un bon dîner romantique? 11 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,600 Il y a quoi d 'amusant à ça? 12 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:17,440 Eh bien, je sais pas. 13 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:20,620 Un respect mutuel. 14 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,640 Ah, sérieux, pas encore. 15 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,080 C 'est ton tour. 16 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,040 Non, c 'est faux. 17 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:16,920 La prochaine fois. 18 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,240 Bien sûr. 19 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:27,740 Tu es? 20 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:33,520 C 'est pas grave. Plus de branlette dans le magasin étrange de la rue, d 21 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,520 'accord? 22 00:03:35,989 --> 00:03:36,989 There's no one in there. 23 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:41,230 I'm asking you to stop what you're doing, or I'll tell Mr. Kerry and he'll 24 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:42,470 it. Okay, sorry, okay. 25 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:54,730 You'll soon be mine, my Irish queen. 26 00:04:05,930 --> 00:04:08,990 I need to get in the air. You did it last night. 27 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:12,090 Yes, I want to do 12 hours in a row. I'm already an hour late. 28 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:13,850 You're kidding. 29 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:16,430 Listen, I just have to lose some calories. 30 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:21,029 You know, have you ever thought about going to the gym or going to class? 31 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:23,370 No. 32 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:25,410 Then you could at least stay an hour longer. 33 00:04:27,090 --> 00:04:29,210 Have you already told my plan A3 over there? 34 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:34,390 No, I... I don't really want to know. 35 00:04:35,289 --> 00:04:36,950 You love it when I tell you my stories. 36 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:38,430 You think so? 37 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:39,870 Yes, it's almost therapeutic. 38 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:44,730 Therapeutic. Okay, if I can give you a little advice, you need to kiss. 39 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:46,750 Otherwise, all of this will take the dust. 40 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,470 I don't think it works like that. 41 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:53,370 Yes, it's like a muscle. You have to keep training it, or it will become... 42 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:55,050 all bad, but something like that. 43 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:57,570 I don't think it's true. 44 00:04:58,510 --> 00:04:59,510 Of course it is. 45 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:00,950 I'm a biologist. 46 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:04,070 You went to college for a semester and... 47 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,860 Tu étudies l 'histoire ? Ok, mais j 'ai niqué un biologiste. 48 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:13,160 Et alors ? Par magie, t 'as chopé ses connaissances en baisant ? C 'est pas 49 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,560 important. Mais crois -moi, j 'ai fait un plan à trois ici. 50 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,140 Mon copain de l 'époque, Jimmy, était... Il faisait partie de l 'équipe de 51 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:23,520 football. Je voulais vraiment toute l 'équipe de football, mais j 'avais peur 52 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 'elle ne rentre pas. 53 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:29,360 Tu la voulais dans toi ? Non, t 'es stupide. Dans le magasin. 54 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,580 Oh. 55 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:31,940 Alors il a ramené le quarterback. 56 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:33,380 Il s 'appelait... 57 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:35,780 Tres? Non. 58 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,860 Rick? Rick. 59 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:40,760 Mon nom, c 'est Harry. 60 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,280 Harry. 61 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:47,460 Il jouait dans la cour des grands. 62 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:51,540 Mais mon copain, qu 'il soit béni, il aimait seulement la communication. 63 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,740 On l 'a bien occupé. Oh, que je l 'ai fait. 64 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,040 Thank you. 65 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,360 I don't know. 66 00:08:53,119 --> 00:08:54,119 Thank you. 67 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,040 Thank you. 68 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,960 Thank you. 69 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,460 If they all ejaculated on me. 70 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,080 Seriously, you'll clean the floor tonight. 71 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,280 In fact, you'll clean the floor every day. 72 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:20,480 So, Gal, I heard you were looking for a little friend. 73 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,760 Oh, you're disgusting. 74 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:26,740 Come on, throw me a perch. 75 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,260 Maybe you'll be a delicacy. 76 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,560 Okay. 77 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,100 Well, I'll be in the adult section. 78 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:38,380 Don't encourage him. 79 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,400 An excited body is an excited body. 80 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,800 Oh, I don't want to. 81 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:49,600 In your opinion, who wins the fight between a bear and a shark? 82 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,160 It depends if they're in the water or not. 83 00:16:54,680 --> 00:17:00,440 And if the water is not deep enough for the bear to stand up, but enough for the 84 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,440 shark to swim? 85 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,339 Bear advantage. 86 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,160 I think the shark has the advantage of the surprise. 87 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:12,540 You see? 88 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,740 Yes, but I imagined that they were in a dead fight and that they both knew that 89 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,400 they were in this mythical competition. 90 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:23,420 You know what they say about oppositions? It's ridiculous, you and 91 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,140 Yeah, not sure it counts for a fight of sharks and bears. 92 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:28,840 Well, I think so. 93 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,580 That's it, you slept with him? 94 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,300 He will hear you. 95 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,470 Tu veux que je te choisis pour un deuxième film? 96 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:14,270 Non, je vais regarder celui -là et je reviendrai peut -être en prendre un 97 00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,510 plus tard. Tu pourras peut -être revenir et la ramener chez elle. 98 00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:21,270 Tu sais quoi? Tu m 'as choisi un très bon film la dernière fois. Tu peux m 'en 99 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,770 trouver un autre que je regarderai plus tard? 100 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,850 Un autre film de Kung Fu, tu veux dire? Ouais, ouais. 101 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,330 Peut -être que vous pourriez regarder le film ensemble. 102 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:31,950 Peut -être. 103 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:35,530 Tu parlais en cause de la politique du vidéoclub avec les clients? 104 00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,220 Non. Je crois pas que ça joue. 105 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:39,980 N 'oublie pas de rembobiner. 106 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:41,660 Merci, à plus tard. 107 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,740 Salut. 108 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,760 Il a envie de toi, c 'est clair. 109 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,120 Tu crois vraiment ? Ah, j 'en suis sûre. 110 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:53,680 Tu sais, cette saveur de fruits rouges, c 'est... Oh, j 'adore. 111 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,340 Ouais, c 'est bon. 112 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,520 Les filles, je vous présente Missy. 113 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,840 On lui fait visiter le magasin. 114 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,500 Elle envisage de travailler ici. 115 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:11,810 J 'ai toujours pensé que, waouh, les vidéoclubs c 'est tellement glamour. 116 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,670 C 'est clair, bébé. 117 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,529 Dites -le lui. 118 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,610 Oh, c 'est vrai. 119 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,190 Tellement glamour. C 'est très glamour. 120 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,830 C 'est comme un bal d 'Hollywood. 121 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,070 Robes, bijoux et du glamour. 122 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:30,130 Voilà. Et, au fait, Monsieur Kelly, la télé, oui. 123 00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:35,230 Toujours cassé. Je ne sais pas si vous pouvez envoyer quelqu 'un pour la 124 00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:39,490 réparer, ou alors... On dirait que c 'est pas si bien, mais c 'est toujours 125 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:40,730 bien. Pas vrai? 126 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:42,830 Oui, bien. Très bien. 127 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:48,290 Et je suis le patron le plus gentil de tous les temps. Le meilleur. 128 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:51,150 Oh, je l 'ai senti, Monsieur Kelly. 129 00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:55,350 Alors, pourquoi tu ne vas pas jeter un petit coup d 'œil? 130 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:56,650 D 'accord. 131 00:19:58,710 --> 00:19:59,710 OK, les filles. 132 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,020 Si ma femme appelle, détuit le fait la comptabilité que je ne veux pas être 133 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,300 interrompu. Et pas de question, d 'accord? 134 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,740 Oui, capitaine. 135 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,320 Et pas d 'abusement non plus. Vous pensez que j 'ai pas vu les glaces? 136 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:22,560 Il y a un gars derrière dans la salle pour adultes. 137 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:27,200 Il est en train de se toucher. 138 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,670 Larry. I didn't tell you once, but millions of times. 139 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,130 Seriously. 140 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,050 I'm sorry, baby. 141 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,650 He's just a pervert. There's nothing to worry about. 142 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,230 Oh, yes. I'll get rid of him. 143 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,209 Thank you. 144 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,470 But slowly with him. 145 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:46,690 And I'll be in... I'll be in my office to do the interview. 146 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,670 Hi. It was nice to meet you. 147 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:59,590 On va vraiment foutre étrange Larry dehors? Non, bien sûr que non. 148 00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,690 Tu crois qu 'il fait vraiment passer un entretien? 149 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,210 Si elle est rentrée pour lui tuer la bise, c 'est un entretien. 150 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:12,070 Tu sais que Monsieur Kelly aime baiser dans des endroits inconfortables. 151 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,150 Son bureau n 'est pas si utile. 152 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:16,910 C 'est pas ce que je veux dire. 153 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:24,750 Oh, tu veux dire sans domicile? 154 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,920 Oh, really? 155 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:34,960 I don't want... I don't want to do that, it's just... You're 156 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:41,720 not going to ask me any questions, Mr. 157 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:42,860 Kelly? 158 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,120 Yes, of course. 159 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,040 Do you like movies? 160 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,120 I'm absolutely a fan, Mr. 161 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,320 Kelly. 162 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,700 So, do you like sodomy? 163 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:58,420 J 'adore ça. 164 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:04,500 Eh bien, en ce cas, je crois que le boulot est pour toi. 165 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:06,020 Vous êtes le meilleur. 166 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,120 C 'est bien, Missy. 167 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,160 Je crois qu 'il y a un truc que j 'aimerais bien ouvrir. 168 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,640 Je pensais que ce serait plus facile. 169 00:36:46,959 --> 00:36:50,640 Do you think 170 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:57,040 she knows she's not forced to hit him? 171 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,800 Oh! My 172 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,400 wife called? 173 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,640 She calls. 174 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,880 I'm in a business meeting. 175 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,640 I can't believe you let them in. 176 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:02,840 What can I say? With my seven political signs, free access. 177 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,260 So, tell me, how much? 178 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,560 It's not a story. 179 00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:17,880 There's only us. I'll tell you for me. 180 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,480 Good. Two. 181 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,220 Two, that's not bad. 182 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,280 No, two. 183 00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,920 Please, tell me it's just two this week. 184 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,180 It's a real hard situation. 185 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:45,020 What is it? 186 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,700 Nicole only kissed two guys. 187 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,320 Je me porte volontaire pour t 'aider. 188 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,960 En fait, c 'est comme si j 'ai quelques principes. 189 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:05,300 Près de toi, j 'envisagerais sérieusement d 'accepter ton oeuvre. 190 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,380 Pas étonnant que tu t 'accroches à Mike. Cette chatte à la dalle, enfin. 191 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:14,720 Eh bien, ne te vexe pas, Larry. Même si tu étais le dernier homme, je ne te 192 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,720 bêterais pas. 193 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,580 Pas touché. 194 00:39:22,609 --> 00:39:24,070 Alors, c 'est quoi ton chiffre ? 195 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:30,930 1256 et demi, je crois. 196 00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:34,730 Des hommes différents ? Oui, et pas uniquement la sodomie et les filles. 197 00:39:35,490 --> 00:39:37,710 Je ne sais pas, je ne suis pas sûre d 'avoir le temps pour faire tout ça. 198 00:39:38,170 --> 00:39:41,170 C 'est des compétences exceptionnelles en matière de gestion du temps. 199 00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:51,010 Je sais que tu es pratiquement vieille, mais moi, tu n 'as jamais bouffé le cul 200 00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:52,010 d 'un mec avant. 201 00:39:52,770 --> 00:39:54,330 Je ne suis pas vierge. 202 00:39:55,390 --> 00:39:57,150 Et non, je n 'ai pas fait ça. 203 00:39:57,950 --> 00:40:00,310 C 'est presque le cas. Tu sais ce que c 'est, la prostate? 204 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:05,310 Je sais ce que c 'est, la prostate. C 'est le trou du cul. 205 00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:09,750 Tu as ta carte de membre? Oui, je l 'ai toujours sur moi. 206 00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:12,190 C 'est un bon titre, ça. 207 00:40:12,830 --> 00:40:13,830 Oui, j 'ai trop hâte de le voir. 208 00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:15,410 On m 'en a dit du bien. 209 00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:17,190 C 'est un beau nom, Paul. 210 00:40:17,510 --> 00:40:18,730 Il paraît que tu es un bourreau des coeurs. 211 00:40:19,030 --> 00:40:20,330 Oui, je ne dirais pas ça. 212 00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:26,170 Un homme fort et beau comme toi. Je parais que tu pourrais me prendre comme 213 00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:27,650 petite poupée. 214 00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:29,490 Je fais un peu de sport, je pourrais essayer. 215 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,170 Et comment font ta femme et tes enfants, Paul? 216 00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:32,690 Tu les connais? 217 00:40:32,790 --> 00:40:34,490 Ils vont bien, ouais. 218 00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:37,770 On attend qu 'ils se rétablissent complètement et ils devraient sortir de 219 00:40:37,770 --> 00:40:38,770 'hôpital la semaine prochaine. 220 00:40:38,990 --> 00:40:41,530 Donc là, je suis jamais fait, OK? 221 00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:43,790 Merci, salut. 222 00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:45,630 Brava, joie. 223 00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:46,650 Prise de ménage. 224 00:40:46,810 --> 00:40:49,330 C 'est pas parce que t 'es une vierge née que je dois l 'être aussi. 225 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,940 Yeah, but did you hear, Mr. Kelly? 226 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,020 We don't fuck married girls anymore. 227 00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:07,480 Well, everyone knows they had sex. 228 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:11,080 It's a true Hollywood film. They don't let the actors have sex. 229 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,120 Yeah, but did you see the scene? 230 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:16,500 Of course I saw it. We don't see anything. 231 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000 No. 232 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,170 I mean, he's tough. 233 00:41:20,630 --> 00:41:23,910 You see his balls, and if you just stop at the right moment... He's really 234 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:24,910 stupid. 235 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:26,190 I'm serious. 236 00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:29,030 And it's a well -known secret. He kissed off the set. 237 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,550 He kissed on the set. 238 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,110 He kissed in front of the camera. 239 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:33,390 They were married. 240 00:41:33,530 --> 00:41:34,570 It's Hollywood, baby. 241 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:38,710 Don't say it's not true, and I don't want it to be true, but there's no way, 242 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:39,749 it's clear. 243 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:42,290 It was the 70s. It was the way to do it. 244 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,280 Cool. 245 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,440 Oh, my God. 246 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,320 I know 247 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:08,760 where I can take you. 248 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,040 Yeah? Come on, beautiful girl. 249 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,640 Tu ne rigoles pas. 250 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,600 Tu n 'as encore rien vu. 251 00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:24,210 Mmm. 252 00:46:28,270 --> 00:46:29,270 Thank you. 253 00:49:06,399 --> 00:49:09,200 um um 254 00:51:45,290 --> 00:51:46,290 Hmm. 255 00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:08,860 Oh, yes, I do. 256 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:23,220 Thank you. 257 00:56:32,819 --> 00:56:33,819 OK. 258 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,660 Donc, pour ton information, je le fais et j 'ai des besoins. 259 00:56:50,970 --> 00:56:52,150 He's a lesbian, finally. 260 00:56:53,350 --> 00:56:56,250 I don't like the idea of letting any guy come into my life. 261 00:56:56,710 --> 00:56:58,230 I mean, it must make sense. 262 00:56:58,570 --> 00:56:59,570 We must have a connection. 263 00:56:59,870 --> 00:57:01,070 How do you know you're compatible? 264 00:57:01,430 --> 00:57:05,110 He takes you to class, he takes you to dinner, and then she's smaller than a 265 00:57:05,110 --> 00:57:07,930 glass. Well, I like to say that I would still like him. 266 00:57:09,330 --> 00:57:10,830 Maybe you should be a lesbian. 267 00:57:11,050 --> 00:57:14,410 I don't like the idea so much. I'd like to solve your little problem. Okay, but 268 00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:17,670 it's not a problem. And yes, and yes. But no, but no. 269 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,230 Si, si, si. 270 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:27,790 C 'était clairement comme le Saint Graal, tu sais. 271 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:30,050 Ouais, mais ne sois pas stupide. 272 00:57:30,310 --> 00:57:33,770 C 'était radioactif et ça fait fondre leur visage. T 'as déjà vu le Saint 273 00:57:33,890 --> 00:57:35,990 Comment tu sais qu 'il ne brûlerait pas ton visage? 274 00:57:41,570 --> 00:57:46,370 Lu, je vais faire la sélection profonde d 'adultes. 275 00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:49,550 Je vous remercie. 276 00:59:01,230 --> 00:59:02,910 Je suis désolé, je ne vous avais pas vu avant. 277 00:59:04,630 --> 00:59:09,510 C 'est pas grave. J 'étais juste en train de chercher les salopes chaudes 278 00:59:10,570 --> 00:59:12,090 Vous avez vu celui -là avant? 279 00:59:13,310 --> 00:59:17,090 C 'est un classique de tous les temps. C 'est la première position de l 280 00:59:17,090 --> 00:59:18,990 'hélicoptère tournée avec succès dans un film. 281 00:59:19,770 --> 00:59:24,930 Ouais, Buck Walker tourne quatre fois à l 'intérieur de Monique Leigh Fabergé 282 00:59:24,930 --> 00:59:26,810 avant d 'éjaculer dans la chambre. 283 00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:49,780 Wow. Wow. 284 01:00:30,940 --> 01:00:31,940 Gal? Sex. 285 01:00:47,290 --> 01:00:51,030 What do you want? 286 01:00:52,150 --> 01:00:53,750 You've been a good guy. 287 01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:00,550 Okay, don't say anything. 288 01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,376 Mm -hmm. 289 01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:40,540 Thank you. 290 01:04:11,939 --> 01:04:14,740 um um 291 01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:49,510 Thank you. 292 01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:46,671 You're welcome. 293 01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:14,660 Oh. 294 01:15:30,340 --> 01:15:31,740 Oh. 295 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:46,340 Ha, ha, ha. 296 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,120 Ha ha ha 297 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,700 Il ne va pas revenir. 298 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,940 Mais si, il te veut, toi. 299 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:10,200 Ouais, mais je crois qu 'il a une copine. 300 01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:11,540 T 'as pas demandé? 301 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:13,340 Non, j 'avais la trouille. 302 01:17:13,740 --> 01:17:15,740 Même si c 'est le cas, tu peux lui voler. 303 01:17:16,460 --> 01:17:18,500 Je suis pas une voluse d 'homme. 304 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:20,200 Dommage. 305 01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:22,280 Bien encore, je n 'ai plus personne à baiser. 306 01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:24,460 Et ce monstre de cirque? 307 01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,600 Le cirque a quitté la ville cet après -midi. 308 01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:29,080 Oh, c 'est dommage. 309 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,620 Tu ne peux pas baiser le clown. 310 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:34,800 Je sais que tu rigoles, mais j 'ai toujours rêvé de baiser un clown 311 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,240 maquillé. C 'est pour ça que tu es malade. 312 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:39,280 Insatiable. 313 01:17:39,940 --> 01:17:44,860 Mais dis -moi, tu n 'as jamais pensé à te calmer? 314 01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:51,300 Parfois je rêve d 'un magnifique mariage avec un gars qui a une méga -bite. 315 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:54,380 Et puis on irait vivre en banlieue. Oh, vraiment? 316 01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:58,520 Une jolie petite maison avec une clôture blanche. 317 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:02,520 Et je veux aussi de la moquette à poils très longs, comme ça. 318 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,000 Oh, c 'est ringard. 319 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,140 Et on organiserait une grande pendaison de crémaillère pour tous les couples du 320 01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:12,260 quartier. On installerait un grand aquarium à l 'extérieur. Et on 321 01:18:12,260 --> 01:18:14,320 la plus grande soirée échangiste du siècle. 322 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:17,060 C 'est pire que tout. C 'est dit, je suis une romantique dans l 'âme. 323 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,940 Hello, Kyle Video Club? 324 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:30,880 Yes, my husband. 325 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,820 Oh, he's in a meeting right now. 326 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:37,940 At 10 p .m.? Yes, with a Japanese businessman. There's a huge time 327 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,020 It's already morning for them. 328 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:42,080 You think I'm an idiot? 329 01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:45,240 Of course you're not an idiot, Mrs. Kyle. 330 01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:48,520 I'm the only one who kissed my husband. 331 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:49,840 You and me? 332 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,620 No, never a wise girl. 333 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,520 A wise girl, my ass. 334 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,360 I said you called. 335 01:18:58,450 --> 01:18:59,450 Oh, fuck. 336 01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:02,170 She's really going to end up killing him. 337 01:19:02,510 --> 01:19:04,870 She'll forget everything when he offers her a new diamond. 338 01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:08,290 That's exactly why I don't understand why he's always with her. It's good to 339 01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:10,810 have a wife at home to take care of the children and the laundry. 340 01:19:11,630 --> 01:19:12,630 It's sad. 341 01:19:12,950 --> 01:19:16,730 That's why I'll never count on a single man. I refuse to be a little slave 342 01:19:16,730 --> 01:19:17,730 woman. 343 01:19:18,210 --> 01:19:19,790 Well, all men are not bad. 344 01:19:20,470 --> 01:19:21,770 They're only good for one thing. 345 01:19:25,170 --> 01:19:26,170 Marie is nice. 346 01:19:26,390 --> 01:19:28,670 Oui, il a l 'air gentil, mais il te décevra, tu verras. 347 01:19:30,290 --> 01:19:31,650 Je ne suis pas sûre de ça. 348 01:19:32,790 --> 01:19:34,570 Crois -moi, nique -les et jette -les. 349 01:19:42,090 --> 01:19:43,090 Regarde. 350 01:19:45,110 --> 01:19:46,510 On doit tester si ça marche. 351 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:49,630 Et si quelqu 'un entre? 352 01:19:49,950 --> 01:19:51,490 C 'est cassé, ils ne verront rien. 353 01:19:53,390 --> 01:19:56,020 Allez. Vas -y, mets -le, mets -le, mets -le, mets -le. 354 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:05,460 C 'est une queue. 355 01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:07,440 Comment tu sais? 356 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:10,880 Regarde. 357 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:14,000 On dirait, on dirait juste des bandes blanches pour moi. 358 01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:19,180 Peut -être, c 'est un pied. 359 01:20:29,070 --> 01:20:30,090 Il ne revient pas. 360 01:20:30,730 --> 01:20:33,770 Même si je suis désespérée de niquer, je te donnerai mon rencard si j 'en avais 361 01:20:33,770 --> 01:20:35,390 un. Je ne suis pas uniquement la troupe. 362 01:20:35,830 --> 01:20:38,770 Ah, j 'en ai marre de parler de ce gars. 363 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:40,210 Oublie -le. 364 01:20:42,670 --> 01:20:43,670 Hey, salut. 365 01:20:47,650 --> 01:20:48,568 Comment c 'était? 366 01:20:48,570 --> 01:20:49,570 C 'était bien. 367 01:20:50,130 --> 01:20:51,470 Tu as d 'autres recommandations? 368 01:20:51,990 --> 01:20:52,990 Oh, oui. 369 01:20:53,330 --> 01:20:56,730 Nicole a déjà sélectionné un film de kung fu rarissime pour toi. 370 01:20:57,330 --> 01:20:58,330 C 'est vrai? 371 01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:17,860 Ah, ouais? 372 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:19,520 C 'est mignon. 373 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:33,960 No, no. A black belt from Krav Maga would destroy a black belt from 374 01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:35,740 You're crazy. Completely crazy. 375 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:41,020 Oh, the Krav Maga is much more practical in a real fight. And, and, and, it's 376 01:21:41,020 --> 01:21:43,160 also eclectic and inspired by other styles. 377 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:44,800 But that's it. 378 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,020 Taekwondo is traditional. 379 01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:49,760 It's pure, you see? And these guys are much more concentrated. 380 01:21:50,100 --> 01:21:51,180 They have a better defense. 381 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:52,840 And the Krav Maga, it's bullshit. 382 01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:55,700 Okay, my darlings, I'm leaving. 383 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:56,599 See you. 384 01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:57,600 Are you serious? 385 01:21:58,430 --> 01:22:01,150 Wait, I hate you when you help me close the store on your own. 386 01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:04,510 Yes, Nicole, you're not all alone, it seems. 387 01:22:06,810 --> 01:22:08,070 Of course you're right. 388 01:22:08,330 --> 01:22:09,330 And of course not. 389 01:22:09,470 --> 01:22:13,910 I was hoping you could stay, keep an eye on her, and make sure no one touches 390 01:22:13,910 --> 01:22:17,870 her. Yeah, of course. If someone came in and touched her, I'd show her my 391 01:22:17,870 --> 01:22:18,870 taekwondo kicks. 392 01:22:20,830 --> 01:22:22,610 Okay, lovers, I'm off. 393 01:22:30,890 --> 01:22:31,930 Ce truc est cassé. 394 01:22:37,690 --> 01:22:40,770 Et si tu veux, je peux te ramener chez toi? 395 01:22:41,650 --> 01:22:43,470 Non, c 'est bon. J 'habite en bas de la rue. 396 01:22:44,770 --> 01:22:45,770 Ouais. 397 01:22:49,690 --> 01:22:53,090 Cet endroit est un peu effrayant quand c 'est fermé. 398 01:22:54,090 --> 01:22:58,150 Ouais, j 'ai un peu... Je suis un peu flippée. J 'imagine qu 'il y a des gens 399 01:22:58,150 --> 01:22:59,630 cachés derrière les rongées. 400 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,160 Ah oui? 401 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:03,940 Je te protège. 402 01:23:19,940 --> 01:23:22,320 Il n 'y a personne. 403 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:32,800 So, allez. 404 01:23:33,140 --> 01:23:34,560 Je me demandais quand tu allais m 'embrasser. 405 01:23:35,580 --> 01:23:36,580 Mais tu n 'as pas demandé. 406 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:40,180 Je ne sais pas. Je pensais que tu avais peut -être une copine. 407 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:41,379 C 'est vrai. 408 01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:42,380 Non, non, non. 409 01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:47,580 Je voulais te demander si tu voulais être ma copine. 410 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:49,240 Tu es sérieux? 411 01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:50,980 Ouais. 412 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,600 Écoute. Je sais qu 'on vient de se rencontrer, je sais que c 'est un peu 413 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:57,100 et je sais qu 'on ne peut pas choisir un style de combat, mais comment on fera 414 01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:59,800 quand on aura des enfants ? Ce sera vraiment cool. Moi, je voudrais être 415 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:03,420 quand ça arrivera. Commençons par le début, non ? Oui, Mike. Je voudrais être 416 01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:04,420 copine. 417 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,000 C 'est vrai ? 418 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:14,540 On 419 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:19,700 devrait aller chez moi. 420 01:24:24,220 --> 01:24:25,260 J 'ai envie de baiser ici. 421 01:24:27,220 --> 01:24:28,220 Dans la boutique? 422 01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:30,820 Et si on te fait griller? 423 01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:33,480 On doit vivre un peu dangereusement de temps en temps. 424 01:34:57,770 --> 01:34:58,770 Comment était ta copine? 425 01:34:59,530 --> 01:35:00,830 J 'ai pas de petite amie. 426 01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:02,890 Gal est ma copine! 427 01:35:04,550 --> 01:35:05,830 T 'aimerais bien, Poppy. 428 01:35:09,130 --> 01:35:11,630 T 'as fait tomber un truc. 429 01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:34,420 À toi. 430 01:35:36,140 --> 01:35:38,240 Une bonne soirée. Je suis tombée sur une équipe de hockey. 431 01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:39,840 Une équipe entière? 432 01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:42,480 Ils m 'ont fait circuler comme un palais sur la glace. 433 01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:44,260 Elle s 'écarte et il marque. 434 01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:15,800 Are you ready, Mitch? Why? 435 01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:21,180 No. Larry. 436 01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:23,360 He's kissing me. 437 01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:26,940 It's lost, trapped, like... Oh, 438 01:36:27,660 --> 01:36:28,960 shit. It's a bit sticky. 439 01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,240 What did you say? 440 01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:32,480 Yeah. 441 01:36:35,060 --> 01:36:36,060 Yeah, it's cute. 442 01:36:59,920 --> 01:37:05,740 What are you doing? 443 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,980 What am I doing? Remix. No problem. 444 01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:14,160 It's incredible. 445 01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:17,240 Cut. That's good. 31178