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Wow, nice pajama. Thanks. And my pizza better be hot and ready.

Oh, it is. That'll be $9 .56 plus tip.

Oh, I'm a little short on cash.

I was wondering if I could pay you in a blowjob maybe, if you're okay with that.

Oh, shit, yeah, I'm okay with blowjobs. I love blowjobs.

Well, you're funny pizza dude if you think I'm going to give you a blowjob

some pizza.

I'm a unicorn, not a people foot.

But here you go. Thank you. Sweet.

Hey pizza guy, here's a real tip.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Stop eating.

Why are you outside on the porch?

I'm locked out.

No, seriously.

Why are you sitting on the porch?

I'm waiting for my pizza to get cooked up.

Your pizza locked you out.

You're so funny.

Now I remember why I like to fuck you.

You're too young to say these kinds of words.

And you're too old to wear this kind of unicorn outfit.

Yeah, but I'm not too young to suck and thug.

You're also not too young to get some spanking.

You want to spank me?

Uh -huh.

Do you want to go inside and get some of this pussy?

I would like that.

Suck my cock, little unicorn.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Oh!

Thank you.