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Hey. Hey.

What are you up to?

Doing your laundry.

Nice. It's about time you got some work done around here. I was looking for

those sheets too.

Well, here they are, nice and clean.

Hold on.

Is that my tank top?

Dude, did you cut my tank top? Seriously?

Yeah, seriously. You said, make myself at home, and it was on the floor.

Yeah, not with my stuff.

I mean, with the house, yeah, like, grab whatever you want out the fridge, you

know, watch TV whenever you want, but I didn't mean, like, take my... Dude, I

wear that tank top all the time to the gym.

Did you go to the gym today?

No, I went to the gym like three days ago and I was going to wash that, you

know, and... Oh, you were going to wash it?

Look, I appreciate you doing my laundry all the time. That's awesome, you know.

But... Whatever, bro. It's fine, I guess. It's just a fucking tank top.

What are you wearing, by the way? You know, like... I can see your ass off the

reflection of the TV. That's a little weird.

Like, I know you're only gonna stay here for, like, maybe another month or so,

but... I feel like you shouldn't... I feel like you should cover up. Wear

something, wear some shorts.

Your apartment's hot.

It's fucking summertime. Yeah, it's hot. What are you gonna... I'm just saying,

because if my girlfriend walks in, she's gonna get fucking weirded out. Like, I

don't know if she might get jealous or what. Like, I don't think it's

appropriate. Like, look, I can literally see your ass in the reflection. That's,

uh... extremely weird, so why the fuck would she get jealous?

I don't know.

You know how Cynthia gets.

It's fucking, I don't know, man. She's jealous.

I don't know what to tell you. Your ass is hanging out, your tits. Are you even

wearing a bra?

What do I look like?

Dude.

I'm just saying, look.

I know you're going through it.

I know.

You know.

You got kicked out of college.

I get it. I've been there before.

But. If I'm letting you stay here for a couple weeks. There's a few rules.

And one of them is definitely.

You know.

What?

Just don't take any more of my clothes. And please.

I mean I don't know. Put some shorts on. It's kind of weird seeing you like

this.

Why is it weird, man?

I don't know. You're just... Like, we grew up together. Like, what... I know.

know we grew up together. That's why it's got a little weird thing in your

underwear. I don't know, man. It's just... Like, what happens if my girl

in here, she sees you, she gets mad at me, we get in a fight, and then we break

up, and then now what? What the fuck am I going to do? You know what I mean?

Then that's extremely weird on her part. She got small titties or something.

Yeah, you know she doesn't... Why would she get jealous?

Because you're out here fucking busting out those damn...

Bazookas? Say that again? Holy shit.

What? Your tits fucking grew.

What the hell? I don't remember your tits being that big.

Motherfucker, what is... What?

You just did a 180.

What are you talking about?

You said... You shook your tits. Yeah, you shook your tits. Okay, so you...

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, shit. They did get bigger, though. Alright, well, your sheets.

Have your girlfriend do them.

What the fuck, bro?

Why?

Well, you're unappreciative.

No. Me and my tits. Can I see them again?

Sure. Holy shit. Yeah, you know she doesn't have big tits at all. She would

definitely be fucked.

Matter of fact, let me get my tank top back.

How about that?

Yeah, give me my fucking tank top. You want a crop tank top?

Yeah, maybe I'll wear it, you know, at football practice or something.

Football practice? Yeah, cutoffs are back. Give me my tank top.

Dude, you're fucking...

Because your tits are fucking massive. Can I touch them?

Why are you the pervious perv all of a sudden when you have a girlfriend?

Can I touch them?

I mean, yeah, you already... Go for it.

Shit, dude, they got huge.

Yeah.

She would be pissed if she walked in here right now.

Oh, fuck.

Well, maybe you should do laundry like that. That's kind of hot. I'm not going

to lie.

Yeah, your girlfriend would be extremely satisfied to walk in like

this.

I don't know if this is weird or not, but you know what?

I'm not even going to say it.

Okay.

Can you turn around?

Damn.

Holy fuck.

What,

bro? You're the one in my apartment.

You're the one who just made me take off your crop. Yes, exactly. My crop tank

top.

Well, I cropped it, so.

I don't know. I know that.

Joke's on you.

Damn.

When's your girl supposed to be coming by anyway?

I just texted her right now. I told her, plans are off.

Don't come by.

Why'd you tell her that?

I don't know, because I'm occupied right now.

What?

What?

You should take those off.

What?

My socks?

And your socks.

No. You should take those off.

Okay, yeah, it's hard to fucking hear.

Look what you dropped.

Let me see. No, the other way, yeah.

What?

I haven't gotten laid in a while, and... Some girlfriend, yeah?

People might think that I'm your girlfriend.

I mean, you do cook, clean, you do my laundry.

But... There's other... I mean, look, if you really

want to get technical with it, out of technicality, seriously,

you're not my real sister.

This is true.

Stop the fact.

Even if people thought anything, like, it wouldn't matter because

we're not really related, remember?

That's right.

How come you're letting me grab your tits like this, huh? I don't know. I

you kind of secretly want this, too.

Can I show you something?

Yeah.

Why are you looking? My eyes are up here. Why are you looking down there?

Do you see your hand?

Do you see that?

No, I feel it.

See how hard you got me?

Mm -hmm. Fuck.

Should we do this?

What do you think?

What do I think? Yeah.

Um, well, I dropped out of college, so, like...

Oh,

shit. Are you serious?

Are you?

You're uncut.

You've never seen one before?

I just didn't know.

Fuck.

Maybe we'll put this in now.

Oh, yeah.

something like that, like that, like that.

Why don't you get on the couch?

Look at this ass.

Play with your pussy right there.

Come

on,

bro.

where's your pussy went huh you like this huh see i knew i knew i wasn't the

only perv here

God bless you. Fuck.

Hmm.

Oh my god, yeah.

Do that, do that.

The big

Can't tell mom or dad about this.

Shut up.

Just like that.

I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

Aren't you glad we are?

really related?

Yeah.

Oh shit, it's our mom and dad.

Who the fuck was it?

Your girlfriend.

What? You didn't pick up, did you?

Why would I do that?

Just like that

I'll keep using my dick.

You use it? Yeah, I use my fucking dick.

Watch and fucking use it and cum on it.

When you cum on it?

Yeah.

Fuck

me

back.

Yay. Thank you.

Yay.

I thought my sister was so kicked up.

Do you like that? I so do.

You nasty shit.

Amen.

Looks like that stops this.

Fuck.

Dude,

your gripping is so good.

You like watching your stepsister play with yourself?

I keep doing that. I'm gonna fucking jerk off right here like this. You're

fuck me?

Some more? You're gonna let me use it?

Use me.

This is way too fucking funny.

Oh my god.

Just like that?

Yeah,

you nasty fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I want you to come.

Yeah.

I want you to come. I want you to come.

I want you to come.

Yay. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Gotta make sure you can't tell my girlfriend anything.

Why would I do that?

And you can't tell mom.

Why would I? Or your dad.

Enough. Thank you, promise.