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Mom's so locked down. You can call me Dad, maybe?

Okay, I promise. I'll start working on it. You want me to pick you up? Yeah.

All right.

Go to school?

Yes.

All right, I'm going to lock you up. I'm sure you're not.

Yeah. Okay.

Lock you up to the door, you know?

All right. All right, Dad. Have a great day. Everyone does a brief like that. It

does, you're right.

All right. Bye.

Oh, shit!

Hey, uh... What are you doing with the school bus?

What are you doing with it?

I missed the bus. I went to the gate, and yeah, I saw it driving away, and I

tried to chase it.

Yeah, I went out the gate, and I saw it driving away, and I tried to catch it.

Did you not run after it? I did.

I did, but like... You didn't run after it. I thought you would...

Okay, let me explain. What were you watching?

Oh, never mind. This is just some... Okay, yes.

That's what I was watching.

Interesting.

What is she doing?

Well, she's... You know, you're giving a blowjob.

Okay, and...

Oh yeah, well, teen pies refers to a site that's teenagers getting a cream

Cream pie.

What's that?

It's not a dessert, but it's like, it's, it's, um, when someone comes

inside in front of someone's vagina.

When someone, like, finishes in the girl.

Okay.

Okay, so yeah, okay.

That's what that is. So, yeah, just a little something, you know.

The first thing I popped on became one, you know.

Yeah. Well, can you show me?

Sorry, what? Can you show me what a cream pie is?

Sorry,

I'm just kind of speechless.

I can do this for you first.

If it'll help... If it'll help make you more comfortable.

Um... Comfortable?

Geez. Um... Um...

Well, you're not my real dad, so... I mean... I

mean... I guess you're right.

And I've never really watched anything like this or done anything.

I mean, I guess someone had to show you or teach you, I guess, maybe.

I don't know. I'm probably meant for a job, maybe.

I agree. So, would it be okay if I did

that?

That feels good.

Oh my goodness, I've never touched one before.

Never? Never.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

I'm doing it right. You are doing a really good job.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.