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Yeah, I cannot wait.

College has been so great, but after my breakup with Todd, you know what?

I can't believe he cheated on me, and now I kind of feel like getting back at

him.

I think I'm going to go sleep with just, like, a ton of boys. I mean, there's so

many hot boys, and, like, there's so many fraternities.

I mean, I could be pulling them in every single day.

Blondes, brunettes, I mean, I'll fuck anyone.

Because I want this to get back to him.

It's like sweet revenge.

Yeah, I can't wait to just like see all that dick.

I just want to be wild, you know? That's what college is all about. Being like

young and single now.

Like, I just want to get dicked down and I've got big titties. There's no reason

that they wouldn't want to fuck me.

Sorry, one sec.

Hey. Oh, hey, bud.

What are you doing?

Your dad asked me to come over and you've been having some problems your

grandfather interrupts, so I was just trying to, you know, figure out.

Where the moisture is coming from or you know where the loose wire is so you're

fixing things again? Yeah, you know, that's my best friend. So Anyways,

sorry for that.

Yeah I can't wait and those parties. I mean they get really sexy

and like, you know I can't wait and the bikini

parties

Just me, like, kicking it off, ripping it off, getting fucked everywhere.

You know, you should join me, though. I don't want to do it by myself.

I'm going to go into the back bedroom and look at a few of the breakers back

there. So, you know, maybe that's where I'll be. Okay.

I'll see you later.

Sorry about that. That was my dad's best friend here, like, doing some work

again.

Ugh, I know, it's so annoying, right?

Anyway, I really want you to come to those parties with me and, like, we can

get, like, fucked together.

Yeah, I see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So far, everything's great. So far, everything's great.

One little loose connection.

That's not really what I called you.

Hey, man, listen.

So, I overheard Violet talking to, you know, that kind of

crazy friend she's got called. Yeah.

Exactly. So, yeah, I kind of overheard her talking.

And, man, I don't know. Maybe she's kind of talking crazy stuff.

I don't want to get too into it.

All I'm saying is maybe you should have a little conversation with her. Just sit

her down.

I think that's something you need to talk to her about.

She needs to tell you, not have it come from me.

All right?

All right, good.

Just because you're my friend.

I got like 10 more minutes here to finish up, and that's it. Do you mind if

grab a beer from your fridge?

All right, well, look. All right, so after, how long you got?

All right,

a few hours? All right.

So I'll meet you at the pub afterwards.

All right, I'm just going to grab a beer now.

Cool?

All right, bye, thanks.

So, what was that about, Peter?

Shit, Violet, how long have you been standing there?

Long enough to hear all the dirty stuff you've been saying about me.

Not nice. And you're telling my dad?

Listen, it comes from a place of concern. I promise you.

And what are you concerned about?

You're exhibiting some self -destructive behavior here.

Like what?

Like wanting to get revenge on my boyfriend?

Yeah, but fucking all these guys isn't really how you should do it.

Or seriously?

Yeah. What do you suggest I do then?

Well, you know, I mean, just take a little bit of time for yourself and, you

know, just... Oh, like find a nice guy? Because those are just everywhere.

There's some nice guys out there for sure, but, you know, just running around

with all these college guys isn't really going to be the thing to do.

Well, it's what I want to do, and honestly, I just think you're jealous.

Jealous?

Jealous of what?

Come on, Peter. I see the way that you've been looking at me for years.

work around the house, I feel like it's an excuse.

No, look, why would I do that? You're jealous because you want to fuck me.

No, you're my best friend's daughter. I don't think of you that

way.

Are you sure?

No, you don't want to fuck me?

Well, I mean, I...

You don't want to fuck me? I don't believe that. Look at you.

No.

Here, why don't you touch it?

Touch it.

And this one.

Squeeze them.

See, doesn't that feel good?

Look at you.

You're already getting hard.

Oh, my God, Peter.

You know, I've heard all this talk in the family about you having a big dick,

and I want to see it.

Okay, no, we gotta stop that.

Why?

Because he's my best friend.

Well, I think you're making a big mistake. I mean, look at you. You

hard. I want to see it. Whoa.

I want to see it. I don't think we should be doing... Oh, my God, Peter.

Oh.

It's just as big as I heard.

I kind of want to... Fuck it. I don't. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

It tastes good too.

Mm -hmm

Well,

it looks like you're going to be the first guy on my hoe revenge cycle.

That's a good idea.

Yeah. Fuck it, who cares?

Oh, God.

That's what you wanted, isn't it?

So tight.

Starts off your hoe phase, huh?

You know it.

Just do me a favor.

Promise me you're never going to tell your dad about this.

Well, obviously.

It's a pinky promise.

All right.

Okay.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.