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fucking all the fucking time

you're

over here jerking off our thwop son i want to know what a dad dick looks like

are they bigger i love my new family

Hey, Kai.

Hey, what's up?

So, what's wrong?

I mean, it's April Fool's, right? And Megan keeps messing with me.

She saran wrapped the toilet.

She put baby powder in my socks. And then on top of that, she threw my phone

the dirty laundry.

And she's taking this and posting it all over social media.

And it's embarrassing. Like, I just want to get even with her.

Well... If you want, I could help you get even with her.

How?

We could always tell her that we're sleeping together, film her reaction.

What?

Are you serious? You would do that for me? Of course.

Yeah. Oh, you're the best flop mom ever.

So, I have something really important for us to talk about.

What?

Well, I'm a little bit nervous that I could mess with the swap thing.

But I really need to get it off my chest.

Okay.

I've been sleeping with Kai.

So what?

Swap Dad and I have been fucking since this thing started.

Wait.

What? You're joking, right?

What? You're seriously fucking our Swapdad?

Yeah, I'm fucking Swapdad. What's it to you? You guys are apparently fucking all

the fucking time.

I was just kidding.

Well, I love Swapdad's dick.

That is so inappropriate.

All right, all right. What's the commotion in there? Can they get back

Is it true?

What? Are you fucking Megan?

What? No, no, no. You couldn't. No, you're crazy. That's not true. This is a

lie.

April Fools.

Got you guys.

But seriously, I know you guys want to fuck.

Well, no, that's not right.

You're such a liar. I see you guys looking at each other.

Well. Yeah, I have to agree on that one.

Well, I mean, you two want to fuck.

What if he ever pulls it out for me?

I'd fuck Kai, too.

No, you wouldn't. That's why I knew this prank was bullshit.

Oh, yeah?

Well, watch this.

Such a big dick.

So fucking bad.

Yeah, you like your swap mom's titties?

Okay, come out. I want you to squeeze all over them.

Do you want to shove your dick into my mouth?

Say goodbye.

Have fun with titties.

I love that.

You're such a good boy.

Get over there.

Let's fuck them.

Good.

I want to have a turn with Swap Daddy.

I'd love to try Swap Bird Cock.

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's switch.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You want to trade again for it, Mom?

Yeah, let's do it.

You know you love it.

Oh, you fucking...

A little bit, sir.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my teeth.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. So that didn't go as planned.

No, but this was the best April Fool's ever.

I agree.

We'll have to do this more often.