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When you feel your...

No more waiting tables, no more selling clothes, and no more term papers. Yeah,

no more pinching by those asshole professors. I can't believe them. Come

Professor Smith was gorgeous.

Oh, gag me.

Come on. What are you, crazy?

You're crazy.

Plus, the guy's married. He has three kids.

What do you want?

Do you want snotty noses, screaming breaths in the middle of the night?

Is that what you want?

I want diamonds. I want birds. I want nice cars, and I want a pool in my

backyard. Well, whatever happened to sensitivity, you guys?

Sensitivity is not going to put a roof over your head or food in your mouth.

You know what pays the bills? You know what puts a roof over your head?

Money.

Money. Money.

Okay, then.

All for one and one for all.

All right.

Okay, mega buck.

Yeah. All right, Skipper.

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money. Money makes the world go

the world go round, the world go round. Money makes the world go round, that

clinking, clanking sound.

You're so sweet with me all the time. I thought I'd give you something.

You're so nice.

Can I give you a kiss?

Sure, guys.

I'll put these on my desk.

I've got a lot of work to do.

Oh, yes, me too. Me too.

All right, see you. Bye -bye.

Thank you.

How you doing, sweetheart?

Oh, not too bad. Big boy, how about yourself?

Oh, I've got a bit of a pain in my chest.

Where is it?

It's over here.

Right here?

Is this it?

No, it's a little lower.

This it?

No, it's right about here.

Mr. Stannis, please.

I don't think this is a serious problem at all.

Dee Dee, this problem is more serious than you know.

And if you don't help me...

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Mr. Ben, please.

Please.

Oh, and please, let me lock that door.

When your cover's down, I'll be trying to get to you.

Take those changes, take those pictures, I'm sure you'll know...

Dr. Zimmerman.

Marie, you're welcome. Why don't you come in? Do you want to speak to me?

on, sit over here. I want to talk to you.

Oh, okay.

You know, Marie, I've had a lot of very good reports from a lot of the office

staff and a lot of the other doctors.

I'm very impressed.

And I'm considering promoting you to head nurse.

Oh, my God, me?

Yes, you. Oh, thank you.

Good, yeah.

You know, Marie, there's something else that we need to talk about.

It's been on my mind.

I'm having difficulty getting it out.

I find you a very warm and attractive young lady.

You have a lot of intelligence and a lot of potential.

Well, I love you.

Dr. Thurman, I'm so flattered.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Excuse me. I'll get back with you later. I have some things. Okay, George. Come

on in.

Okay, sure.

Don't mind if I do.

This is wrong.

This is wrong. Oh, come on, baby. You know Dr. George, don't you? Our oral

surgeon. Yeah. Dr. George. Maureen. Hi. How you doing, Maureen?

Okay.

No, it's not.

All right.

Don't you love me?

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah, but...

You want to make Dr. Jake happy?

Huh? Yeah.

Come on, you've got to be a good girl.

I want you to give Dr. Black a blowjob, okay?

Come on, be a good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Oh,

man,

it hurts.

What do you think of our new head nurse, Dr. Glass?

This is one of the best head nurses we've had for weeks.

What?

You want to check out the other half of the building?

No, how is it?

Pretty damn good. Come on.

Okay.

It's good to be good.

But not when you're good at being great.

And you're good.

You're great.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Oh, honey, that's all.

Oh, this bastard.

What did he do now?

He told me that he'd make me a special assistant.

And he started making love in his office.

And he called in another doctor to join in with us.

Oh, God.

I thought he loved me.

Oh, honey, that's not love. That's not love.

I love you. Oh, come on, honey. Come on, honey. It's all right.

Some doctors just don't have any emotions.

Oh, honey.

I'm so confused.

Oh, honey, here, let me show you what love is.

I'm so confused.

Don't be confused.

You're beautiful.

Anything that you want.

I've never done this before.

Don't worry about it.

I don't know if this is right. No.

Thank you.

Oh, no, honey.

You're real nice.

It's just that I'm kind of confused.

Don't worry, babe. You're going to find a real man, a man that really loves you,

not like that asshole Zimmerman.

Yeah, I'm going to find a real man.

Someone who really means something.

Okay, I'm going to go get in the shower. Okay.

Okay, bye.

Hi,

Mary.

Oh, Dad, you know my name's Marie, not Mary.

I'm sorry, Mary.

Oh, flowers again.

Oh, how thoughtful.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry I got lipstick on your mouth. Oh, that's all right. Oh.

Oh, your blue eyes are so beautiful.

beautiful yourself, too.

Oh, I got another patient coming in. You got to go. I'm so sorry.

To the left! To the right! To the left!

To the right! To the left! To the right! To the left!

Pull that scumbagging

poker up!

Work that body!

I hope everything comes out all right.

That joke was older than my grandmother's hysterectomy. Really.

Did you see the thing jiggling in his pants when he was going up and down?

I sure did.

He must eat a lot of protein. Uh -huh.

All right, girls, let's get back to work.

All right, girls, on the floor.

It's about time.

Spread your legs apart.

Together.

Part. Together. A little higher. Part. Together.

Okay, Didi.

Spread your legs a little further apart, would you?

And hold them.

Gladly. What?

Just getting my daily exercise.

Yeah.

Concentrate. I am. I am.

Okay, girls.

That's it for today, girls.

Hey, Denise, come here.

Come here.

Hmm. Uh, what happened to our little agreement?

Playing around with the gym instructor has nothing to do with our agreement.

What agreement?

We had this little pact, which includes a hands -off.

What's the matter? You want to hand it now for your son?

Hey, I have my reasons. Well, what's this got to do with me? I want you to

an eye on her.

If she any more bouncing tits today and don't get any, I think it's going to

fall off.

Oh, well, that'll be easy enough.

But I still have a free hand myself.

Hey, I like your mustache.

You want to fuck?

Denise, class tells.

Hey, you never ask, you never get.

Excuse me, do you have any towels that roll out?

Uh, over there.

Okay, thanks.

Oh, Mark.

I just loved your class today.

You were so wonderful.

Do you think we could arrange for private instructions sometime?

I'll check my calendar.

That would be great.

You drive me wild.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

You need any help closing up?

No, thank you.

Well, I wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry for the way the girls

But, you know, you are a really good -looking guy.

Thank you.

Um, well, I'm going to go now.

Wait a minute.

You can't get me here in closing up.

Well, what kind of help do you need?

I can't help knowing that the other girls can get in.

Oh.

Oh.

You're more beautiful every time I see you.

Oh, you're so nice.

And you know what?

I had a dream last night about you.

You did?

Yes. And you know something else?

I think I'm in love with you.

Oh, honey.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

What's wrong?

I've got to be making the bed.

May I see you tomorrow?

Yes, Stan. You can see me tomorrow. You promise?

I promise. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow, Dan.

Once upon a time, there were three little girls in white.

Coco, Didi, and Marie.

Fresh out of nurse's school. And they made a strange pledge.

The girls met in the commissary, looking innocent and happy. They chatted

aimlessly about the weather, their patients, what they should fix for

Coco was afraid to tell Didi she had fallen in love.

Didi. couldn't get her newfound desire off her mind. All she could think about

was the ecstasy she felt in room 201.

And Coco began to daydream about the only man in her life.

Oh, Mark, what a hunk.

The girls are probably right.

I wonder what it would be like to be a fairy tale.

Oh, Mark.

Oh, I want you so bad.

Oh, I want to feel your cock inside me.

Oh, I want to feel your cock inside me.

Oh, I want to feel your body.

Oh, that chest.

Oh, my chest.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, you're the only man for me.

Oh, I know you can take care of me and satisfy me 24 hours a day.

And I can love it. Oh, I want you.

I want you so bad.

I want to feel your body. I want to feel you.

I want to feel you.

I want to feel you.

I want to feel you.

Another hundred miles, you guys.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh,

God.

It's been more miles, sweetheart.

One. Two.

Three.

Four.

Five. Five more.

Six.

Seven.

Oh, shit.

The girls were right. I'm going to save myself for a rich man.

I never thought you'd come and see me.

Oh, you know what I like about you?

What? You're so gentle and sensitive.

Wait, not so fast.

I want this to mean something.

But I love you, you know that.

Oh, I love you too.

Oh.

there's something i want to ask you for a long time what is it honey i want to

marry you i can't marry you why not you've got to trust me

well if you really love me i'll trust you

Excuse me, Coco. Are you okay? I'm sorry.

I'm fine. I'm sorry.

Coco, I've been meaning to tell you, you know, I think that you give the, I

mean, that you are the best head nurse in this hospital.

Thank you, doctor.

I mean, I really mean it.

I mean, you're beautiful, very competent.

I mean, you're very dependable. You're always there, and you do really fine

work. Thank you.

And I just think that, you know, we should just make this a little bit, you

know, maybe a little bit more permanent.

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, it's something we only call marriage.

Doctor, I didn't know you felt that way.

I'm traveling a lot, and I'm not really around the house to take calls and do my

research.

And besides, you know, if I was gone and I did my seminars and things like that,

you'd be there to take care of all those things for me.

You mean you want to marry me because you need a research assistant and a

Love is at the head of my list anyways.

You know, you are just like all the rest of these doctors.

Emotionally retarded.

Coco.

love you too, Mark.

Then marry me.

I can't.

Why can't you?

The girls and I made an agreement.

What kind of an agreement?

We'd all marry rich doctors.

That's crazy.

But Mark, I don't want to be poor my whole life.

Do you love me?

Yes, but... No buts about it. If you love me, then you'll marry me.

But the girls... Oh, and our agreement.

Oh, Mark, I do love you.

Yes, I will marry you.

Thank God you're going to marry me because you love me, not for my money.

Oh, Mark, are you serious? I'm not kidding.

My father's a millionaire.

A millionaire.

So the girls met again, each with a confession to make.

Love had conquered all.

Dee Dee was going to marry her rich lawyer patient.

Coco couldn't believe the man of her dream was a millionaire's son.

Only Marie had given into passion with her poor but sexy lover.

Oh, well, he'll probably get rich supplying all the flowers for the triple

wedding. It was still happily one for all and all for one when the girls

a celebration in Ward B.

It was a part that would be remembered for years to come.

Thank you.

No. No.

the little darlings lived happily ever after.

Isn't that the way it should be?

But not necessarily the end.

Sweetheart, I'm cured, I'm cured.

I'll keep you cured every day.

Don't worry, Jimmy, darling. You'll get enough exercise, especially in bed.

Dan,

isn't it wonderful?

When everyone learns how to suck, there'll be no more hospitals.