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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:10,900 MOSFILM 2 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,700 - GoIyabkin! - Here! 3 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,100 - BIokhin! - Here! 4 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,800 - Ivanov! - Here! 5 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,500 - Fomichyov! - Here! 6 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,900 - Goryshkin! - Here! 7 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,600 - Borovsky! - Here! 8 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,200 - Kukunin! - Here! 9 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,200 - AIimov! - Here! 10 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,100 - Ryabinin! - Here! 11 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:59,400 The roII caII of Section 2 done. No one absent without Ieave. 12 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:02,700 The roII caII of Section 3 done. No one absent without Ieave. 13 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,100 The roII caII of Section 4 done. No one absent without Ieave. 14 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,900 - Take them to the barracks. - Yes, sir! 15 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,400 Section! 16 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:14,700 Left turn! Quick march! 17 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:19,300 Ryabinin, stay behind. Come here. 18 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,600 You're Iucky, your wife's here. 19 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,900 - Why? - She wants a visit with you. 20 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,700 I didn't ask her to. I don't want this visit. 21 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:39,200 She took a train, then a pIane, then a 24-hour bumpy truck ride. 22 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,900 I don't care, I'm not going. 23 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,700 You wiII go without convoy. I trust you. 24 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,400 Where to? 25 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:49,200 She's taken a room in the viIIage. Here, the address. 26 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,300 You drop by Ivan Gerasimovich 27 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,400 and pick up the accordion he fixed. 28 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,900 You're a musician, this is your department. Check if he fixed it right. 29 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,100 - Yes, sir. - That's better. 30 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,100 You can't refuse to go to pick up the accordion. 31 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:10,100 But mind you, Ryabinin, at 8 sharp you are to stand in Iine. 32 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:16,500 Your Ieave is untiI the morning roII caII. Tardiness wiII mean an escape. 33 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,300 How far is the viIIage? 34 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,900 Not far, about nine or ten kiIometers. 35 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,700 And don't think of bringing in booze, a knife or money. I'II find it anyway. 36 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,400 I know. 37 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,500 Your pass is good untiI 8 a.m. Be here on the dot. 38 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,300 If you're Iate, it'II mean an escape. You'II do an additionaI time. Go! 39 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,900 LUDMILA GURCHENKO 40 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:11,300 OLEG BASSILASHVILI 41 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,700 in an ELDAR RYAZANOV fiIm 42 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:28,600 A RAILWAY STATION FOR TWO 43 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,900 Written by EmiI BRAGINSKY EIdar RYAZANOV 44 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:43,300 Director of Photography Vadim ALISSOV 45 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,700 Production Designer AIexander BORISOV 46 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:51,700 Music by Andrei PETROV 47 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:04,100 Song Lyrics by EIdar RYAZANOV 48 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:16,500 EngIish SubtitIes by T. Kameneva and K. Ryabko 49 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,300 Cast: 50 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:39,600 Andrei - Nikita MIKHALKOV 51 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:43,700 UncIe Misha - Nonna MORDYUKOVA 52 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:46,300 NikoIasha - MikhaiI KONONOV 53 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:50,900 YuIia - Anastasia VOZNESENSKAYA Marina - Tatiana DOGILEVA 54 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:59,900 VioIetta - OIga VOLKOVA Shurik - AIexander SHIRVINDT 55 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:03,700 Lyuda - Raissa ETUSH MeIon vendor - Temur YUNGUSOV 56 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:22,200 Attention, passengers! Our train arrives in the city of Zastupinsk. 57 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,000 The stop duration is twenty minutes. 58 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,900 Yura, reserve a seat for me. 59 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,300 What wiII they give us to eat? 60 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,700 Pass me the saIt, pIease. 61 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,900 Good afternoon, comrades! Bon appetite! 62 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,100 - Miss! - Just a minute. 63 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,300 Can you come to me? 64 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,900 - We have no mineraI water. - What about green saIad? 65 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,100 It's not incIuded in the Iunch of the day. 66 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,900 PIease, bring me some diet food. 67 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,000 May I have a fork? 68 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,500 PIease, some diet food. 69 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,300 Your train wiII Ieave before they prepare your diet food. 70 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,300 If you got an uIcer, you'd better eat at home, not at a restaurant. 71 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,700 Just the sight of this food may provoke uIcer. 72 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,100 Prepare 1 rubIe 20 kopecks for the Iunch. Exact change if possibIe. 73 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,100 - Can I have a beer? - We don't have beer. 74 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,700 I can't eat this. 75 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,900 Miss, here's 1 rubIe 20 kopecks. 76 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,500 Take the money, pIease. 77 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,900 What about the money? 78 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:20,600 For this Iunch you shouId pay to us. The money's on the tabIe. 79 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,300 Who took the money? 80 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:28,300 In your Iine of work you shouId first take the money. 81 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:32,900 AII right. Who took the money? Comrades! GirIs! Thanks. 82 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,900 One has aIready Ieft. One Ieft without paying, girIs. 83 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,900 PIease, pay for your Iunch. 84 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:46,500 Just imagine, that jerk with a fat mug... Where're you going? 85 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,100 I didn't eat anything. My Iunch is over there, I didn't touch it. 86 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,900 How can I know whether you ate it or not. One rubIe 20 kopecks, pIease. 87 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,700 I never touched it. I wouIdn't eat it! Someone aIready ate it. 88 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,900 Come on, stop your tricks. Pay me 1 rubIe 20 kopecks. 89 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:05,500 I didn't eat and I'm not going to pay. I'II Iate for the train. Let me go. 90 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,200 We don't earn enough to pay for aII of you! 91 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:14,100 Come on, you restaurant waitresses can pay for everybody. 92 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,900 I'm Iate for my train! 93 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,700 - CaII the poIice! Jerk! - Fine, go caII the poIice. 94 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,300 You may the whoIe poIice department. I didn't eat and I'm not going to pay! 95 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,900 - You wiII! - You'II see. 96 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,300 - Some dude! - CaII the poIice! 97 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,500 City sIicker! 98 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,300 NikoIasha! This one won't pay. 99 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:40,900 I'm not going to pay, I didn't eat. This is a matter of principIe. 100 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,900 This man asked for diet food. 101 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:47,900 I said we don't have time. Then he ate the Iunch of the day... 102 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,900 We'II investigate, comrades. 103 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,300 What do you mean, investigate? Are you going to examine my stomach? 104 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,700 - He ate it and won't pay! - I didn't eat. Aren't you ashamed? 105 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:01,900 We'II draw up a report of what you ate for 1 rubIe 20 kopecks... 106 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:06,000 I didn't eat, and she says I did. It's a matter of principIe, you know. 107 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:11,400 I didn't eat. WhiIe you make up your report, my train wiII Ieave. 108 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,000 Don't worry, I do it very quickIy. 109 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,600 - Which train is yours? - To Dushanbe. 110 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:21,100 His train has aIready Ieft. It serves him right for being miserIy. 111 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,900 Wait! 112 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,100 He missed it! 113 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,300 His train went choo-choo! 114 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,700 Stop the train! 115 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,900 Now we got him! I'II have my rubIe and twenty kopecks. 116 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,100 NikoIasha, foIIow me! 117 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,000 By how you sweep peopIe judge about our city. 118 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,500 I'm a deputy stationmaster. 119 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:59,900 You see, she insists I pay for the Iunch I didn't eat. 120 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:03,700 It's a matter of principIe, you see? You can't eat at that restaurant. 121 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,900 I don't go to restaurants, my wife is a great cook. 122 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,100 Restaurants are not under my jurisdiction. 123 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:15,000 Because of her I missed my train. I need to go to Griboyedov. 124 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:19,200 My dear passenger, one shouId be more carefuI whiIe traveIing. 125 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,400 The raiIway means punctuaIity, comfort and cIeanIiness. 126 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,900 The next train that goes through Griboyedov is the Frunze one. 127 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,900 It wiII be here at 20:46. 128 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,200 But my ticket is in the train. 129 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,100 WiII you pay 1 rubIe 20 kopecks or shaII we draw up a report? 130 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:40,300 He Iooks Iike a decent man, and won't pay for his Iunch. 131 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:44,300 I see. NikoIasha, deaI with it. Vera, how about "Borzhomi''? 132 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,200 Everything's aII right, I got five bottIes for you. 133 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:51,300 As for your ticket, come to me 15 minutes before the train's departure. 134 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,900 We'II think of something, we'II take care of you. 135 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:57,200 And if he doesn't pay, we're going to take care of him! 136 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,300 You'd better pay, fiIing a report wiII cost you much more. 137 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:20,700 Here's three rubIes for what I haven't eaten. Keep the change. 138 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,300 - No, I don't need your change. - That'II be your tip. 139 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,300 What if I never take tips? 140 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,300 I didn't know that. Perhaps you never short-change either? 141 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,900 Perhaps. 142 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:38,300 Lieutenant, you'II be my witness that I gave him his Iousy change. 143 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,400 There. We're quits. 144 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,700 Hi, Petya! 145 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,000 Bitch! 146 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,700 WiII you be so kind to teII me, if it's not too much troubIe to you, 147 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,700 which tabIes you're not serving, so that I know where to sit. 148 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,900 Thank you very much. 149 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,900 Lyuda, take care of that comrade. 150 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,600 But first make him pay. 151 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,700 Take care of the comrade herseIf, Shurik is here to see me. 152 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,900 Hi, Shurik! Shurik, wiII you sing for us tonight? 153 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,000 I've prepared a new song. 154 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,300 Terrific! I'II Iook forward to it. 155 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,700 Come to your senses! 156 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,900 - What? Why? - Doing it in broad dayIight... 157 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,500 You're a shrew. I'II never in my Iife eat anything from your hands. 158 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,500 Shurik, did I do anything to him? 159 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,700 If I were you, I'd kiII him with a tray. 160 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:05,900 Attention, students of Zastupinsk PedagogicaI Institute, 161 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,700 you can get your food vouchers in HaII No.2. 162 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:16,300 Parents who Iost their chiId in red socks, come to the officer on duty. 163 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:21,000 Those who Iost a chiId in red socks, 164 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,600 come to the officer on duty now! 165 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,200 Give me the menu. Now! 166 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,900 Oh, where are your principIes? 167 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,100 What about never eating from my hands? 168 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,700 The refreshment bar is cIosed. 169 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,500 And you're hungry, aren't you? 170 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,700 I'm starving. 171 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,700 I didn't eat your ghastIy borsht. I hope you reaIize that now? 172 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,400 If you didn't eat it, how can you know that it's ghastIy? 173 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,900 I got so tired of you. Bring me some diet food. 174 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:59,000 AII right, since it's aIso my fauIt that you got stuck here, 175 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,900 I'II serve you as a dear guest of our city. 176 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 You know, we've been instructed 177 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:13,900 to take speciaI care of new arrivaIs, unIike those just passing through, 178 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,300 because our restaurant is the caIIing card of our city. 179 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,500 From diet food we have onIy chicken. 180 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,500 Great. PIease, Iet me pay in advance. 181 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,200 - By aII means. - Because you can't trust me. 182 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,700 - And mineraI water, pIease. - AII right, mineraI water. 183 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,700 I couIdn't feeI worse. 184 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,700 I doubt that our chicken wiII Iift your spirits. Two rubIes 78 kopecks. 185 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,900 Here. 186 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,200 Excuse me. 187 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,200 Passenger who Iost his ticket from Zastupinsk to Lvov, 188 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,600 pIease come to the information office. 189 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,000 Sima, the cutIets are burning! 190 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,100 Shurik! 191 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,400 - Some music for our guest, Shurik. - Got it. Here it comes! 192 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,700 Bon appetite! 193 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,900 I'm stuck here thanks to you. 194 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,700 I wish your restaurant had burned, and your station and your chicken, too! 195 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,400 Damn it! 196 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,700 - Is it stringy? - Yes. 197 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,500 This chicken worked as a waitress in your restaurant when it was aIive. 198 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,700 - I see. It is as ghastIy. - You're absoIuteIy right. 199 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,600 You have a band pIaying at night? 200 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,800 Sure. And it's very Ioud. 201 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:56,400 Did aII your things go choo-choo to Griboyedov without you? 202 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,800 No, aII my things are with me. 203 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:05,200 I pIanned to stay there onIy two days. Now I've Iost one thanks to you. 204 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,000 You can't even imagine how important is that day to me. 205 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,600 What's your name, Miss? 206 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,400 Just Miss. Just Miss. 207 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,700 An inaccessibIe miss, especiaIIy for transit passengers. 208 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,700 I'm not going to storm that inaccessibIe fortress. 209 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,800 Don't try to kid me. You're aII aIike. 210 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:44,000 What we were Iike when we just started, 211 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:51,000 We're not the same, we've Iost our drive... 212 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,000 Vera, I aImost forgot. Run to the drugstore, 213 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,400 they got YugosIavian shampoo. 214 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:02,700 The bIue one. It makes hair grow Iike crazy. 215 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,800 I took ten bottIes. 216 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,500 What a fooI. 217 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,500 If the investigator caIIs, don't teII him where I am. 218 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,300 Invent something, but make him beIieve you. 219 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,500 I'II be back in Moscow Monday morning. 220 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,500 What do I care about when they deIiver the fencing? 221 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,800 Stop eavesdropping. 222 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:28,600 I wasn't speaking to you. There's one here, so disgusting. 223 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,600 How do you feeI? 224 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,400 I won't be Iiving in that dacha. Now I'II Iive behind another fence. 225 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:40,800 CaII my father in Griboyedov, teII him I'II be there tomorrow morning. 226 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,500 Don't worry about me. 227 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,400 Sure, I'm great. 228 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,300 Kiss you. 229 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,600 What do you need so much shampoo for? For Iacing your customers' soup? 230 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,800 Good heavens... reaI barbarians! 231 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,000 For you I'd do it with pIeasure. 232 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:08,200 Attention, deIegates who have come to the zooIogicaI conference. 233 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,100 The conference has been canceIed. 234 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:16,000 You can get return tickets at Ticket Office Number 2. 235 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:23,300 GentIeman in a checkered jacket, remove your dog from track three! 236 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:27,400 I repeat, gentIeman in a checkered jacket! 237 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,400 Remove your dog from track three! 238 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,400 - Did you see my tray? - It's in the kitchen, in the corner. 239 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,400 AII right. 240 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,100 Put the knives on the tabIe. 241 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,200 - Everything's coId again. - They'II eat it, they're in a hurry. 242 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,800 AII right, we're coming! 243 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,600 Vera! My dear! Get ready! 244 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,000 I'm here! 245 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,400 Come on, move on! 246 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,800 Vera! 247 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,500 Vera, my dear! 248 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,400 Vera! 249 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,300 Andrei! 250 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,800 CIimb over and come here! 251 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,800 - Why are you on the Tashkent train? - It's summer, we're short of hands. 252 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,700 - I missed you so much! - Me too! 253 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,200 - ShaII we go? - I can't, too many customers. 254 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,700 - Is Lyuda on duty today? - Yes. 255 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Lyuda, my sweetie! 256 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,200 Bon appetite, comrades! 257 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,800 Hi! Lyuda, can you... 258 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:21,500 Got it. I'II coIIect from everyone. Thanks! 259 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,700 Vera, they may shorten our stop. 260 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 I just have to put it somewhere... 261 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,400 - What's that? - MeIons. 262 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,200 Tchaidzhui meIons. 263 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,300 They're too heavy to drag them aIong. We have to hide them here. 264 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,900 You know how much money they mean? 265 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,600 You know? You'II be amazed! 266 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:45,500 Buses are on the square in front of the main entrance. 267 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:51,000 Dear artistes of Yerevan Drama Theatre! 268 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,800 WeIcome to our city! 269 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:57,800 The citizens of Zastupinsk Iook forward to your performances. 270 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,400 Buses are on the square in front of the main entrance. 271 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,100 Comrade. 272 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,800 - HeIIo. - HeIIo. 273 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,000 - Are you going to sit here Iong? - TiII the evening. 274 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,600 Can you watch over my suitcases? 275 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,800 Why not? 276 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,200 You got a passport? 277 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,200 Yes. 278 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,400 - You have it with you? - Yes. 279 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,300 Can I see it pIease? 280 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,800 Sure. 281 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,800 Look, watch over the suitcases. There're Tchaidzhui meIons in there. 282 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,400 You know how much they cost? You'II be amazed! 283 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:47,300 If you watch them weII, I'II give you one. 284 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:54,200 Hey, what's your name... Give back my passport! You have no right! 285 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:59,300 Watch them, man. You'II get back your passport in ten minutes. You got it? 286 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,700 There's a pine tree on Shishkin's painting... 287 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:35,000 What's the matter? Nothing works. 288 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:40,800 AIIrightie. Hush, hush... Let's bIack it out. Wait. 289 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,800 Those cars are so oId. I'm going to write to the minister. Come on, Vera. 290 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,700 I missed you so much! 291 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,300 Come on, Vera, do it yourseIf. It's not a restaurant. SeIf-service here. 292 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:05,000 We had a horribIe night. Genka took on two men without tickets in Penza. 293 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,000 He thought they were sober, but they made such a racket! 294 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:13,500 One Iay across the car, and here comes an inspection. Genka got a toothache. 295 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,000 I say to him, ""Take a shot of vodka.'' And he says: 296 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,000 ""A shot of vodka isn't a stop handIe: once you take it, you never stop. 297 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,700 Why aren't you undressing? 298 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,300 I don't feeI Iike it. 299 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,300 PeopIe don't do it Iike that, aII in a hurry. 300 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,400 We can't heIp it, Vera. AII our Iife is in a hurry. Come on. 301 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,800 What I'm dreaming of is for you to come for a whoIe week. 302 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:38,800 We two couId go out, go to the movies, Iike normaI peopIe. 303 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:42,700 Is it reaIIy my fauIt, Vera? My whoIe Iife is on wheeIs. 304 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:45,000 I know, honey. 305 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:50,100 I'm on wheeIs, you're with a tray. What can we do? Take off your cIothes. 306 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:55,200 I can't. I don't know what's the matter with me. I just can't. 307 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,100 Maybe you don't Iove me? 308 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,500 I do. 309 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,500 Vera, don't be a teaser. 310 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:12,400 Come on, take off your cIothes, pIease, they'II shorten the stop. 311 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,500 I can't do it in a compartment! I don't feeI Iike it. 312 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,800 Come on, stop it! I'm not a boy, am I? 313 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,800 I'm not a young girI either. 314 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:24,000 Aren't you ashamed of yourseIf? Why are you being so crueI? 315 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,100 I've been suffering since Tashkent. Come on, Vera, stop it. 316 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,800 I can't and that's it! 317 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,400 I want it to be nice! 318 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,600 They did shorten it! We couIdn't have done it anyway. Oh, shit... 319 00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:40,700 Stops are shortened. No personaI Iife for a man. 320 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,300 - WeII, I must go. - Wait, wait. 321 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,800 Let me give you a kiss. 322 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:51,000 Good. See you the day after tomorrow? 323 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,200 AII right. 324 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,200 I'm going to write to the minister! 325 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,200 I'II be here the day after tomorrow at 12:10, if the train is not Iate. 326 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,600 Get ready, Vera! 327 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:42,400 The Tchaidzhui meIons are three rubIes a kiIo, don't forget! 328 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,200 What's the matter? We just sat down. 329 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,800 He put saIt in his borsht and never touched it. 330 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,800 Your meIons are safe and sound. 331 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:19,400 I took this one for guarding them, as we have agreed. 332 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,000 What are you going to do with such a horde of meIons? 333 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,000 Convert them into money. 334 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,400 For three rubIes? 335 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,400 A kiIo. 336 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,800 Give me my passport, pIease. 337 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,300 Oh, your passport went choo-choo to Moscow. 338 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,300 It's not the time for joking. 339 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,400 It's not a joke. Why did you give it to him in the first pIace? 340 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,100 A man in a uniform demanded my passport. So I gave it to him. 341 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,300 You see, when we were in a compartment, we had an argument. 342 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,100 After that we had no time to think about your passport. 343 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,400 You have ruined my whoIe Iife! You, skinny aIIey cat! 344 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,000 Why are you insuIting me? 345 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,100 And what if your snub-nosed buIIy wiII hand it over to the poIice? 346 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,100 You're snub-nosed yourseIf! Andrei is a good man. 347 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,400 He's a profiteer. 348 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:28,800 Profiteers can be good men, too. Petya, take it to the Iuggage Iocker. 349 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,300 What am I going to do without a passport? 350 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,400 - CaIm down. - After aII this... 351 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:36,800 Listen to me carefuIIy. The day after tomorrow, at 12:10, 352 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:41,400 yes, exactIy at 12:10, Andrei wiII deIiver your passport. 353 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,000 And you'II Ieave by the train you have missed. 354 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,400 Once again, I'm sorry. 355 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:49,100 I have to see my father. Maybe it wiII be for the Iast time. 356 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:53,400 Passenger who Iost his ticket, come to the information office. 357 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:57,000 Come on, don't panic. You can go there today, 358 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,800 and on your way back I'II bring your passport right to your car. 359 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:04,800 I'II have to go back by pIane, otherwise I'II be Iate. 360 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:08,100 No one wiII fire you if you're one day Iate. 361 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,000 You've finished me off. What am I to do? I can't wait and I can't go. 362 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,400 What ever have you done? 363 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,800 Robbed the State Bank of the USSR! 364 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:20,000 Oh God, how cIever! 365 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,600 Good afternoon. 366 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,400 If you couId name a Iucky station for me, 367 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,200 I think I wouId buy a ticket and go there for the rest of my Iife. 368 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,800 You drunkards give us no peace. 369 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,300 Do you want me to give you a gIass too? I'm sick and tired of you! 370 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,300 Thanks for not hitting me. 371 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,900 Raya! 372 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,800 Masha, it's me. What's new? 373 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,500 Did he work, or was he retired? 374 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,800 Did they get the resuIts of forensic examination? 375 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,500 I'm stiII having that nightmare before my eyes. 376 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:23,600 I'm even gIad that it's onIy me. I don't want you to worry. 377 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,700 They deIivered the fencing? Then everything is aII right. 378 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,700 When are you on the air? Tomorrow? Did you caII my father? 379 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,000 CaII him and teII him I'II be there the day after tomorrow in the evening. 380 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:40,800 Why, why... Itjust so happened. It's a Iong story. 381 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,700 AII right. That's my Iast coin. 382 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,000 WiII you stop spying on me? 383 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,000 I'm not spying, just the other way round. 384 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,400 I Iet you down, and I must heIp you somehow, but I... got confused. 385 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,700 Have you done something awfuI? 386 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,800 A man died because of me. 387 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,400 It was an accident, but I'm to bIame. 388 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,300 TeII me, how did it happen? 389 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:16,000 WiII you pIease forgive me? 390 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,200 I don't even know why I was pestering you with that rubIe. 391 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,700 You can go wiId from this work. They yeII at you, you yeII back. 392 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,400 They underpay, you short-change. 393 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:31,000 Forget it, you didn't mean it, you did it in the heat of the moment. 394 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,600 I understand. I hoId nothing against you. 395 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,000 You mean it? 396 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,500 Why shouId I Iie to you? Goodbye. 397 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,400 Sorry again. 398 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,600 - The restaurant is fuII. - I want to see Vera, the waitress. 399 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:06,800 Vera? Our Vera? Come in. 400 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,500 We no Ionger Iive, just rambIe 401 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,200 MonotonousIy, Iike in paradise. 402 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,000 Don't ever be afraid to gambIe 403 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:30,700 And stake your whoIe Iife on dice. 404 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,800 How good we were when we just started! 405 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,000 We're not the same, we've Iost our drive. 406 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,300 It's never Iate to go and chance it. 407 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,800 Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, 408 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:49,700 Don't be afraid to change your Iife! 409 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:53,500 What if your hair's touched with white, 410 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,300 It's never Iate to choose new roads. 411 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,100 To stake it aII have no fright, 412 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:04,400 Cast off yourseIf your past Iife Ioads. 413 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:08,600 Going out in a rainy weather, 414 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,900 Stir up your spirits and your shouIders unbend. 415 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,100 Don't be afraid of a new endeavor, 416 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:23,200 And over Iife, and over Iife Just try to get an upper hand! 417 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,900 BeIieve in chimeras, mystification. 418 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,100 Of your beIongings you'II need none. 419 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:46,100 OnIy death's your finaI destination. 420 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,500 Just try to have your Iife redone! 421 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,500 Don't ever hide, have no pity 422 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,500 If no trump card there's to throw in. 423 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,100 Your own guiIt contribute in the kitty. 424 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:07,700 Who never Ioses, he wiII never win! Who never Ioses, he wiII never win! 425 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:30,900 Waiter! Bring more vodka! 426 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,900 I'm not a waiter, I'm a girI. 427 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,400 I'm teIIing you as a girI, I haven't had enough. 428 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,900 And I'm asking you niceIy, pay up and go home. 429 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,100 I don't know anybody but you in this city. What am I to do? 430 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:45,700 I visited the monastery, I sat at the movies. It's raining outside. 431 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,100 They won't Iet me into the hoteI without a passport. 432 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,200 I understand. I'II think Iater where I can put you up... 433 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,100 Let's wish the newIyweds a Iong and happy Iife. Kiss the bride! 434 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,100 Thank you. 435 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,900 I remember everything. 436 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,300 PIease, I'm begging you, pay for your dinner and go home. 437 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,300 - Waiter... - Or I'm going to cry. 438 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,100 Don't cry, paI. How much do I owe you? 439 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,900 You dropped your penciI. 440 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,600 Twenty one. 441 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,200 Take whatever you need. I trust you. 442 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:54,600 I've served them the main dish. ShaII I order coffee? 443 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,200 Hey, boy, not so Ioud! 444 00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:00,200 - ShaII I order coffee? - Six teas, fifteen coffees. 445 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:03,100 Stop singing, I said. 446 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,500 Hurry up. 447 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,600 How much did you take? Have an extra five. 448 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,500 It's too much. You got a famiIy? 449 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,700 I got everything: a wife, two kids and a dog. 450 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,300 Then I'II take one rubIe. 451 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:21,200 One rubIe isn't enough. You've got an unheaIthy job. Take three. 452 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:31,500 AII right, I'II take two. Easy, easy. Thanks. 453 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:34,600 Here, hide it or you'II Iose it. 454 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,100 Get up, your famiIy must be worrying. You can finish your song at home. 455 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,700 Sure, Iike heII they worry! 456 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,500 Come on, boy. WiII you find your way? 457 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:46,100 Don't insuIt me, waiter. 458 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,400 Go on, boy. 459 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,900 - Switching on cruise controI. - Yes, switch it on. 460 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:05,700 No, no jeIIied meat. It wiII meIt. I won't get it home intact. 461 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,900 I wiII. Stop grumbIing. Vera, ciao! 462 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:15,500 Goodbye, Shurik. Thank you for the song, dear. 463 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,700 The song is as good as the cuisine. 464 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,700 That's it. 465 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,500 Let's go. I'II have you accommodated with aII conveniences. 466 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,500 I feeI so tired. 467 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:31,400 Excuse me, but why did you Ieave Moscow? Are you hiding? 468 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,500 My oId father, I wanted to see him before the triaI. 469 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,100 Oh, how I'm cursing myseIf! 470 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:39,600 I wanted to expIain it to him. I had no right to Ieave Moscow. 471 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,300 What if the investigator caIIs me up? 472 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,500 - Just Iie you've Iost your passport. - I'm not accustomed to it. 473 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:49,100 I signed a recognizance not to Ieave Moscow and Iost my passport here. 474 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,600 What kind of occupation you got that you can do without Iying? 475 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:56,600 I'm a pianist. In an orchestra. 476 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:01,900 I'm aIways on the move. Tours, concerts, hoteIs. 477 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,100 I'II put you up first cIass and then I'II go home. 478 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,700 I'm afraid our ideas of first cIass accommodation are not the same. 479 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,900 I hope you won't object to the "Intourist'' VIP Iounge? 480 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,200 I haven't seen you for ages. 481 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:27,500 My Iife is so hectic, I'm getting married. So, a Iot of compIications. 482 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,600 The wedding's on Thursday. WiII you come? 483 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,900 If you're inviting me. You made up your mind about the bridegroom? 484 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:36,500 - Not yet. - How come? 485 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,800 Hi. As of today, I have two bridegrooms. 486 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,700 Yes, two bridegrooms. 487 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,500 Yeah. Petka and Mitka. Petka is such a... WeII, you know. 488 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,700 He's a great guy. 489 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,300 He makes a Iot of money, but he hits the bottIe. 490 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,700 Mitka doesn't drink that much. 491 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,400 He's a good guy, too. 492 00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,100 But he doesn't make that much money either. 493 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:03,300 They Iive in different districts, so I appIied to different registries. 494 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,700 Can you imagine, Vera? Two weddings, and both on Thursday. 495 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,700 It can happen onIy in our country! 496 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,700 CouIdn't you find a non-drinking man? 497 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,900 What are you taIking about? Where can you find them in our days? 498 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:32,100 Marina, we need to put up this man for the night. 499 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,100 I did him a very bad service. 500 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,100 PIease, do it for me. 501 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,100 I've never asked you for anything before. 502 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:44,200 Are you crazy? OnIy foreigners are aIIowed here. 503 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:47,100 But you got no one here right now. 504 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:50,600 And what if some Dutchman or Japanese suddenIy arrive? No! 505 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:54,300 He's a pianist, a music competition prizewinner. 506 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,900 We get those prizewinners a dime a dozen in here. 507 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,800 But I'm an internationaI prizewinner, aImost Iike a Japanese. 508 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:05,100 Do you want me to be fired? 509 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:09,300 If they know I Iet in here one of ours, it'II be a scandaI! 510 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:15,400 And what I did to get that job, I don't even want to remember it. No! 511 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,100 WeII, there's nothing we can do. Goodbye. 512 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,600 I'II see you to your bus. 513 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:26,300 AII right. And where wiII you go? 514 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,300 I'II stay here. 515 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,300 ActuaIIy, if we get to think of it, aII our Iife is one big waiting-room. 516 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,200 Don't be so depressed, you're going to be acquitted. 517 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:38,300 Can't I go to your pIace? You couId put me up in the haII. 518 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,400 Bringing home a man? Are you crazy? 519 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:41,900 Are you married? 520 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,100 No, I turned my husband out three years ago. 521 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:49,500 I have a son, we Iive with my ex's parents. 522 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:54,000 A fabuIous carburetor for a VoIga. Costs 70 at a store, you get it for 5. 523 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,900 - Lay off, boy. - Got it. 524 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,100 Sorry for you. Living with someone eIse's parents, especiaIIy you ex's. 525 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:07,700 Don't be, they're very cIose to me. They're exceptionaI peopIe. 526 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:12,100 You know, they've taken my side. Can you imagine? 527 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,900 Wait! 528 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,700 Shit! 529 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,600 That's what you get when you're being kind to peopIe. It was the Iast bus. 530 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,900 - Let me take you home in a taxi. - I can go in a taxi myseIf. 531 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:36,100 But they refuse to go to our pIace. We Iive on the very outskirts. 532 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,300 My father-in-Iaw is a trackman. 533 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,300 WiII they worry? 534 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,500 Of course they wiII. 535 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,000 WeII, I'II have to spend the night at the station, it can't be heIped. 536 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,500 Where are you going now? 537 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:04,700 First I'II get in touch with my foIks on intercom, then I'II see. 538 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,200 Perhaps they'II Iet you in the restaurant? 539 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:11,300 No, they seaI the restaurant up, there're provisions in there. 540 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,700 Oh, I forgot the most important thing. I forgot to pay you my debt. 541 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,300 What for? 542 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,900 For the Iunch, one rubIe 20 kopecks. 543 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,300 I think you reaIIy didn't eat that borsht. 544 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,700 - I reaIIy didn't eat it. - So I'm returning it. Goodbye. 545 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,200 Goodbye. 546 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:06,900 Dear passengers, an oId woman with no documents has been found. 547 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:12,500 ReIatives or whoever accompanies her, pIease come to the poIice office. 548 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:18,200 Dear passengers, an oId woman with no documents has been found. 549 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:24,100 ReIatives or whoever accompanies her, pIease come to the poIice office. 550 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,300 - Damn! - Sorry. 551 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,300 What? 552 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,700 You can sit here. 553 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:43,000 - There's enough room for both. - Thank you. 554 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:47,600 I think the owners won't mind. 555 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,000 There we go! 556 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,600 You can get bruised on this bench. 557 00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:01,000 This way, just a IittIe bit. I'm sorry. Just Iike this. 558 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,300 I'II move you a bit. Sorry. Fine. Thanks. 559 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,900 Just a IittIe bit. Good. Thanks. 560 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:15,700 No, I can't do Iike this. I'II move you a bit... Sorry. 561 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,100 Just a IittIe bit, or I'II faII down. Now it's good. 562 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,300 Oh, God! 563 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:34,300 As I think that tomorrow I'II have to deaI with the meIons, I wish to die. 564 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:38,300 - At Iast our wishes coincided. - It's no big deaI for you. 565 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:44,300 Everything wiII be aII right with you. You'II be pIaying your piano again. 566 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:48,300 - In a prison amateur contest? - Someone wiII heIp you out. 567 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,000 I'm not a soIoist. 568 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,100 And not a prizewinner either. Just pIaying to someone's baton. 569 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,300 It's better than carrying trays. 570 00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:59,100 When I was Ieft aIone, with no husband 571 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,600 and no profession, with a chiId on my hands... 572 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:05,500 But now it's aII right. I work Iike God. 573 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:14,700 You know, when I Iie down at night, after a hard day's work, 574 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:20,500 everything starts to spin before my eyes: trays, trains, 575 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,600 customers, passengers. 576 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,900 It's so awfuI! But I survive. 577 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,700 I'm hungry. It smeIIs so good from your bag. 578 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,500 You know, I haven't had a crumb for the whoIe day. 579 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,500 - You know what? Let's eat. - AII right. 580 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,700 WeII, Iet's see what I've got today. Give me a hand. 581 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:53,500 What do we waitresses usuaIIy get? OnIy garnish. 582 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:57,700 What the customers Ieave on their pIates. But we give it to pigs. 583 00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:01,900 The kitchen never shares with us. They work onIy for themseIves. 584 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,300 And when do we have our Iucky night? 585 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,900 When there's a big party Iike today's. I served a wedding today. 586 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,700 I know, I saw it. 587 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,900 - Be my guest. - WeII, I feeI... 588 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,900 It's the first time I have to eat Ieavings. 589 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,000 Don't say that. 590 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,500 It's not Ieavings, it's Ieftovers. 591 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,300 It's a big difference. 592 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,900 - You mean no one ate... - You're insuIting me, cIient. 593 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,900 WeII, in my position it's fooIish to be too fastidious. 594 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,900 You're right. HeIp yourseIf. 595 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,700 WeII? 596 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:58,000 - And you say, Ieavings, scraps... - A very tasty wedding. 597 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:02,300 Just a minute. PIease. 598 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,300 Thank you. What a strange night. 599 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,900 It's funny. Who am I at that wedding? The bridegroom? A guest? 600 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:15,900 No. I think I'm just a sponger. 601 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,100 Why? You'II be the bride. 602 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:26,100 In that case you're the bridegroom. 603 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:30,400 The bridegroom?! 604 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,300 I'm the bridegroom! 605 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:37,900 Why is this unusuaI reaction? I didn't say anything funny. 606 00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:42,400 My dear girI, what do you want me to put on your pIate? 607 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,900 Give me, my dear boy, an oIive and a piece of saIami. 608 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,100 - There you go. - My darIing... 609 00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:55,300 Here, my baby, some oIives, and butter, and fish... 610 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,900 I want some fish. 611 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,600 - There you go, baby. - My siIIy darIing. 612 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:01,600 Oh, what idiots we are! 613 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,200 Caviar! 614 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:08,400 It was near the bridegroom. He didn't eat anything, he just drank. 615 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:09,900 You took it right from the tabIe? 616 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,700 My dear friends! To you! 617 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,900 Thank you for coming to this wonderfuI wedding! 618 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:30,600 Baby, I didn't know you're a drinking man! Get ready! 619 00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:34,100 But there're no gIasses. 620 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,400 Then we'II have to drink from the bottIe. 621 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,200 You first. 622 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:45,100 My dear passengers! I wish to drink to you! 623 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:51,300 I hope you'II get your tickets and arrive in time at your destination. 624 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,200 Good! 625 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,800 - Leave something for me. - Sure. 626 00:49:57,100 --> 00:50:00,800 I aIso want to propose a toast. I wish to drink to you! 627 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,500 Because you're not a bad person. 628 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,800 WeII, you understand everything. 629 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:08,100 Your heaIth! 630 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,400 - The champagne is sweet. - Freebies are aIways sweet. 631 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,700 How much money was there? 632 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,800 Damn your bandit's city! Why do I have onIy bad Iuck? 633 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:42,000 They've robbed me of 200 rubIes, just a few kopecks Ieft. 634 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,400 I'm in a reaIIy bad spot. Being under investigation, missing my train! 635 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,000 My passport is gone, my money stoIen. 636 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,000 But I had a baII at the wedding. 637 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,700 Take it easy, pianist. You can caII your wife in Moscow. 638 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,800 She'II send you money if she hasn't spent it aII on fencing. 639 00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:00,400 I need a passport to be paid on the money order. 640 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,500 You'II get your passport tomorrow at 12:10, didn't I teII you that? 641 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,000 If your conductor hasn't Iost it. 642 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:11,300 He won't Iose it, he's a businessman. He's got brains in his head. 643 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,400 Sure, businessmen, business contacts, business meetings. 644 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,800 I can imagine what kind of a business meeting you had in a compartment. 645 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:23,400 Yes, you're right, we had a business meeting in a compartment. 646 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,600 If you had a business meeting, 647 00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:29,800 then we two are just froIicking in a bed here. 648 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:32,700 Don't even count on it. 649 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:36,600 You know, I don't squander myseIf on trifIes. 650 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:42,700 Sure, meIons for three rubIes a kiIo, it's not a trifIe. 651 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,400 AII right, Iet me expIain it to you and make everything absoIuteIy cIear. 652 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,100 I'II get onIy 50 kopecks from every kiIo. 653 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,800 Andrei gets a rubIe and a haIf, and I think it's fair. 654 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:59,000 He buys them in Tashkent for 50 kopecks a kiIo. 655 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:04,700 The remaining rubIe goes to a second- hand deaIer, because he's a farmer. 656 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,500 So you are a collective farmer then? 657 00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:23,500 - Who else? Typical collective farmer. - Well.. 658 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,500 The wealthiness of collective farmers is growing and growing. 659 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:29,300 Everything is growing. Vera, have you seen what I've acquired? 660 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,400 - A colour television? - No. A video player. 661 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:33,900 This is where its coming from. - How? 662 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,700 It's like that... It will stop now. 663 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,700 And if you want, hey, and it's going again. 664 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:44,900 Here is the tape. Can you see - an American film. 665 00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:51,200 Two series, about a rhinoceros headbutting people. It's scary... 666 00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:54,800 It's called either ''Horns'', either ''Teeth''. 667 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,000 I'm watching the films at home now, you know, any films I want. 668 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,500 And do you know what that one is? It's romantic. 669 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,000 The things that they do! 670 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,600 If you ever fancy, come round - we will have a laugh. 671 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,200 You know here is the ''Stop''. Then ''Eject''... 672 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:17,200 This is the tape where they do things. 673 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,400 Then it's in here again... - O-ooh. It's easy and simple.. 674 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,300 Hey! It's getting going again... 675 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,300 - How much is the tape? - Three hundred. 676 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,500 Wow! 677 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,900 What did you think? It's already translated into Russian. 678 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,100 Uncle Misha! What are we going to do with the melons? 679 00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:47,700 I've earned myseIf a radicuIutis on the appIes. I can't move. 680 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,500 UncIe Misha, my dear! These are Tchaidzhui meIons. 681 00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,600 In this hot weather they'II perish. 682 00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:55,500 Why uncIe? You're an aunt. 683 00:53:57,900 --> 00:54:00,000 UncIe Misha was my Iate husband. 684 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:04,500 He was in this business, he heIped peopIe earn a kopeck or two. 685 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,500 He was a man of authority. 686 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,600 And I sort of taken a baton from him. 687 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,600 No, 7 is much too much. I'II take it for 6 rubIes. 688 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:18,600 I've got company. Bring it Iater. 689 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:24,300 Then...he got under a freighty at night. 690 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,500 - Under what? - A freight train. He was drunk. 691 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:33,900 Now they caII me UncIe Misha. 692 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:35,500 And I'm proud of it. 693 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:39,700 What shaII we do with the meIons, UncIe Misha? 694 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,900 Good for you, Vera! I soIidarize with your concern. 695 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,500 We can't Ieave peopIe without vitamins. 696 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,700 Now I understand your vocation. You take care of peopIe's heaIth. 697 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:53,800 Don't be so sarcastic. 698 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,800 We'II have to see yet who takes more care of the peopIe, me or them. 699 00:54:58,100 --> 00:54:59,300 Who "them''? 700 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,100 Have you ever seen the fruits they seII at stores? 701 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,300 Their fruits and vegetabIes are no good. 702 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:11,300 I feed the peopIe with good produce, and what about those state shops? 703 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,900 Their watermeIons are unripe, tomatoes staIe, pears wooden. 704 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:21,000 And I nurse each berry Iike a smaII baby! 705 00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:22,400 It's true. 706 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,300 Those warehouses don't know how to keep produce. 707 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,300 Neither fruits, nor vegetabIes, nor berries! 708 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,100 And that's so because it beIongs to nobody! 709 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:37,300 - And who are you? - Nobody, I guess. 710 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:39,900 No documents and no money. 711 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,500 He's a passenger, Ieft behind his train. 712 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:46,500 So Iet's put an Uzbek cap on him, 713 00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:49,900 and he'II be seIIing the meIons Iike a farmer from CentraI Asia. 714 00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:52,200 - SeIIing? - Me? 715 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,900 What are you taIking about? I never soId anything and am not going to! 716 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,900 It's easy. Just think of how they seII at stores and do the other way round. 717 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,500 They're rude there, and you smiIe. 718 00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,900 They cheat with the weight, you give them extra. 719 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,300 What? 720 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:12,500 Give them 50 or 100 grams more, and the customer wiII be pIeased. 721 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,300 - You know, they seII wet vegetabIes. - Why? 722 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,900 - Were you just born? - WeII, he doesn't know Iife at aII. 723 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:24,500 To make them heavier. 724 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,800 So that they weigh more, understand? 725 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:29,300 And your meIon wiII be dry and nice. 726 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:35,500 I'II give a caII to the manager, so that instead of giving you a thrashing 727 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:37,900 he'd give you a robe, a scaIe... 728 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:41,000 I'm not going to seII them. Let Vera do it. 729 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,300 I can't show myseIf at the market pIace, I work in the service sector. 730 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,900 And I'm a musician. 731 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,700 So you can trade with music. 732 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,700 Oh, I forgot, he's an internationaI competition prizewinner. 733 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,500 I couId become one if they had sent me there at Ieast once. 734 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,500 You can be sure they'II send you somewhere at the market. 735 00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,700 No, I'm not going to trade. 736 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,200 Why do you refuse to heIp me out? 737 00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:06,100 I don't want to profiteer and I won't. 738 00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:11,500 Oh, that's what you hoId us for? I'm not a profiteer! 739 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:14,300 We're intermediaries between the earth and the peopIe. 740 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,100 And you're being entrusted with an important, honorabIe mission. 741 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,300 PIease spare me! 742 00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:23,500 - He's ashamed. - Yes, I'm ashamed! And afraid! 743 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,000 Fourteen rubIes, pIease. The meIon's yours, the money's ours. 744 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,500 Come, foIks! There's nothing phony! It's haIf sugar, haIf honey! 745 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:37,200 - This one, pIease. - You've chosen a fine meIon! 746 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:42,500 TweIve rubIes, pIease. Come, foIks! There's nothing phony! 747 00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:44,900 Buy a meIon, pIease. 748 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,800 It meIts in your mouth! 749 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,600 PIease, comrade... 750 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:58,700 - He's got no shame. - The inteIIigentsia. 751 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,500 Those parasites give us no peace! 752 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:02,500 I wish you'd choke on your meIon! 753 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,300 They know no Iimits! 754 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,800 Fifteen rubIes for a meIon! Because of you we can't buy anything. 755 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,200 Scavenger! 756 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,600 Profiteer! 757 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:15,300 Why it's 3 rubIes here and 2.50 over there? 758 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,100 He doesn't want to work, parasite! 759 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,900 He's a sponger, just Iook at his hands. 760 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,300 He's never seen a meIon pIantation in his Iife. 761 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,100 It's outrageous! 762 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,500 Gorged himseIf a mug at the expense of our temporaI difficuIties. 763 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:33,200 Why are you attacking the man? You don't Iike it, don't buy it. 764 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,900 What's that smeII? 765 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:40,500 - It's the Tchaidzui meIon. - Great. Have one weighed for me. 766 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:44,700 As for the mug, I wouId advise you to Iook in the mirror more often. 767 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,500 What a bitch! 768 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,300 They insuIt us at the shops, you come here to get a break, it's the same. 769 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:55,100 That comrade has good meIons too, onIy they're bitter. 770 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,500 Have you tasted them? 771 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,500 I don't need to taste them. I know that kind very weII. 772 00:59:01,300 --> 00:59:04,100 - Have you been inside it? - I know that variety. 773 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,700 I'II cut it for you to taste. 774 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,100 Don't bother. I know it aII through. 775 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,300 I'II deaI with them aII. 776 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,300 Thanks for coming. 777 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:18,200 I know. She's his woman. Yes. 778 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,300 She works for him. 779 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,900 Come on. I've never seen him before. 780 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,300 They're second-hand deaIers. 781 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,300 It's the first time I'm seeing him! 782 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:29,900 She's not my woman! 783 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,100 I've got a certificate! 784 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,700 She's not my woman. 785 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,500 A certificate from my own pIot, that's why I seII cheaper. 786 00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:40,500 You're a second-hand deaIer yourseIf! You think your tomatoes grow on trees? 787 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,300 It's your meIons that grow on trees! 788 00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:47,600 Come on, what's so funny? The man's just kidding. 789 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:51,000 You'd better go, baIdie, and watch your worm-eaten tomatoes. 790 00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:55,000 What the heII is going on? You can't get away from those city swindIers! 791 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:59,000 - I bet he bought them from conductors. - That's why he overprices them! 792 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:00,800 CaII the poIice! 793 01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,500 I'II be a witness! 794 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:06,100 - No poIice, friends! - He's right. 795 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,700 The poIice are no chums to us. Let's just give him a coupIe of punches. 796 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:16,100 Good peopIe! That's my debut at the market pIace! 797 01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,900 Perhaps it's not quite a success. PIease, heIp me. 798 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,300 HeIp me to get rid of those damned meIons. 799 01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:25,500 HeIp me, buy them by the barreI. 800 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:29,200 I mean, by the buIk, aII together. 801 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,200 Hurry up, baIdie, it's a bargain. 802 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,300 I pay a rubIe a kiIo for the Iot. 803 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:39,900 No way. For a rubIe a kiIo, he'II eat them himseIf, right? 804 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,300 For a rubIe a kiIo, I'II eat them myseIf. 805 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,800 AII right, one rubIe 20 kopecks. 806 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,000 No, it's robbery! 807 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:49,500 - One rubIe 30 kopecks. - No! 808 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:51,100 One rubIe 40 kopecks. That's my Iast word. 809 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,500 No, I can't, I must return to my boss one rubIe 50 kopecks. 810 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,600 We gave you a good price. 811 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:06,200 You can't Iose on it, it's a bargain! Don't be stingy, seIIers! 812 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:12,500 Oh, what the heck! Who wants Tchaidzhui meIons? 813 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:16,000 As sweet as honey! As smooth as maidens! 814 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,500 Come on, buy before they go! 815 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,500 Come, foIks, there's nothing phony! They're haIf sugar, haIf honey! 816 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:23,600 One rubIe fifty a kiIo! 817 01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:36,700 But when you said ''Kind folk, this is my performance on the market''� 818 01:01:38,100 --> 01:01:39,200 I thought... - You are just as bad... 819 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:40,400 I thought I'd burst out laughing. 820 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,200 What about the rotten tomatoes? 821 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:50,300 "These melons are as smooth as maidens, as sweet... 822 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,300 as honey..." 823 01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:53,300 You have charmed me! 824 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,100 You have made an excellent impression as if you are 825 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:57,300 seeing me for the first time in you life. 826 01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:58,700 I was really amased, honestly. 827 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,800 Oh yeah, really. I am capable of other things. 828 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,000 But we have not earnt anything today. 829 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,700 Yeah, forgive me, I am not a good businessman. 830 01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:07,400 I forgive you. 831 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,600 Oh well... See you later. Thank you. 832 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,100 Where are you going? 833 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,600 Going to the waiting room, where else? See you later. 834 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,200 Hang on! Come here! 835 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,600 Very well. 836 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,500 Hold this. 837 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,300 You are going to the railway station anyway. 838 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:26,000 Take the trolley away, give the suitcases to the storage area 839 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:28,200 and say this, everything is from me.. 840 01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:31,900 I will take it, give it and say ... 841 01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:33,700 Good. Thank you. 842 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,600 Right then? I'm going home. See you later. 843 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,600 See you later. 844 01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:40,800 Excuse me, but your bus is departing from the railway station. 845 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:42,900 I am going on the tram. 846 01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:46,500 Why are you going to get pushed around in the public transport 847 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,600 and spend all that money? 848 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:54,200 Allow me to give you a lift, in my own car? 849 01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,400 I never thought that I would be a rickshaw. 850 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,300 And how is it? 851 01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:01,400 A very beautiful load. 852 01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:04,700 Am I undertanding you right? Are you flirting with me? 853 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:07,700 I would, with pleasure, but I am not in the mood. 854 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:09,500 It's a shame. 855 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,800 Please forgive me, for me being rude to you this morning. 856 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,200 - I can do it too. - Yah-yeah... 857 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,700 Why have you stopped? 858 01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:24,400 I'm being a public transport now. 859 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,400 Can you see, a red light. - O-o-oh... Yeah... 860 01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,200 Why are standing when everyone has got going? 861 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,500 Well, yes! 862 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,800 Do you have children? 863 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:40,500 A student daughter: jeans, disks� 864 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,600 Is your wife beautiful? 865 01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:45,300 Beautiful. 866 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,900 What about her figure? 867 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,600 Will knock you of your feet. 868 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,700 This shed is very shakey. 869 01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:53,700 You have a remarcable smile. Honestly. 870 01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:00,600 Stop! I will get off. 871 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,300 I can't. Do you see the sign ''No stopping allowed''? 872 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,800 Forgive me... Forgive me my stupidity for gods sake. 873 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,900 Understand, that only an idiot like me, 874 01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:13,200 could pay a compliment to a woman in the presence of another woman. 875 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,300 By the way, I couldn't care less about your wife. 876 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,600 I couldn't care less about your train steward. 877 01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,000 I couln't care less about you. 878 01:04:22,700 --> 01:04:23,900 I couldn't... 879 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:29,400 I think, I do really care about you. 880 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:35,200 Well then, straight ahead! 881 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,600 PIease. 882 01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:48,900 - Thank you. - You're weIcome. Where to? 883 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,500 This way. It's not far. 884 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,100 It feeIs so good! 885 01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:58,800 Right. 886 01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:01,700 After aII that smoke and racket at the restaurant, 887 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,300 I come here at night, get some fresh air, and aII is gone without a trace. 888 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,800 Aren't you afraid to waIk aIone at night? 889 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,600 I'm used to it. 890 01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:12,500 My friend, VioIetta, often comes aIong to visit me. 891 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,500 We two waIk, with heavy bags, 892 01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:19,100 so tired that we can't even taIk, just chap-chap-chap. 893 01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:24,500 And, suddenIy, we hear a man's cough behind us. 894 01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:30,700 And my dear oId maid, VioIetta, immediateIy became a different person. 895 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:35,700 Now she was waIking with no Iife Ieft in her, with her whoIe body aching... 896 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:49,700 Imagine, she gave him her phone number, and waited, with no resuIt. 897 01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,300 Though it seemed that man was aIready in her pocket. 898 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:56,900 You needn't to go with me any farther. Thanks and goodbye. 899 01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:59,200 How can you sIeep with that thunder? 900 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:03,600 I got used to it. Now I can't sIeep when it's quiet. 901 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,400 I need that thunder around me. 902 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,500 That territory by the tracks... 903 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,900 Our house is over there... we caII it ""a strip of estrangement''. 904 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,900 AII right... I must go. 905 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,200 I haven't yet asked you that most originaI question men usuaIIy ask. 906 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,300 What are you doing tonight? 907 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,600 Are you inviting me to the station's waiting room? 908 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,700 Oh no, you have such a beautifuI dress on! 909 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,900 I got even a better one! 910 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,800 Then it's onIy naturaI that I shouId invite you to a restaurant tonight. 911 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:40,400 Oh, pIease, invite me. I haven't been to a restaurant for ages! 912 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,600 I'm inviting you. 913 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:47,400 I'II be back in a jiffy! 914 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,800 Here I am. 915 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:02,800 I gave them their supper, said I'd be back Iate, so we can go and party. 916 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,500 PIease. 917 01:08:09,300 --> 01:08:10,300 Wait... 918 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,200 You want to offer me money? 919 01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:16,800 - The gentIeman is supposed to pay. - What joint are we going to? 920 01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:20,900 If you don't mind, invite me to our restaurant, pIease. 921 01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:24,800 - You want to show off? - I want to see their Iong faces. 922 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,000 Keep your money. 923 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:29,600 You mean we're going to run away without paying? 924 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,700 I know that you think I'm a criminaI, and perhaps you're right. 925 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:36,100 But this time we'II act honest. 926 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,500 How? I'm intrigued. 927 01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:41,500 It's a secret. ActuaIIy, I'm a very mysterious man. 928 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,700 Oh, you're so funny! 929 01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,000 WiII you buy me a ticket, pIease? I haven't got a kopeck. 930 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:51,200 Of course I wiII. - I've got a season ticket. 931 01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:57,200 End of Part One 932 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:08,700 A RAILWAY STATION FOR TWO Part Two 933 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:39,000 No one's coming to serve us. What a shame! 934 01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,400 They're discussing the fact of you picking me up. 935 01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:47,000 Me picking you up? 936 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:51,600 It's you who picked me up! 937 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,300 Yes, and I'm proud of it. 938 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:56,700 Now it sounds better. 939 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,000 Good evening. Can we have the menu, pIease? 940 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:39,000 VioIetta, don't you recognize me? 941 01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:42,400 How do I know if I shouId recognize you or not. 942 01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:45,600 This is PIaton Sergeyevich. He's a pianist. 943 01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:47,100 PIeased to meet you. 944 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:52,400 VioIetta. I'm very pIeased, too. What wouId be your order? 945 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,800 The Iady wiII make the order. 946 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,000 I know this useIess paper by heart. I even see it in my nightmares. 947 01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:02,800 AII right. We wiII drink... 948 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,500 Makes no difference to me. Let's drink cognac! 949 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:11,000 Armenian cognac, three stars. Two hundred grams? 950 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,100 Two hundred or three hundred? 951 01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:17,000 Three hundred! 952 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:23,300 Three hundred. And teII them not to diIute it, because it's for me. 953 01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:25,600 What? Do they usuaIIy diIute it? 954 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:28,800 Of course not! 955 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,100 Now the appetizers... 956 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,800 From appetizers we have onIy cheese. 957 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,800 TeII the chef that it's for me. 958 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,800 Let him give us the saIami and saIad he's stashed. 959 01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:43,400 AII right. 960 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:46,600 - How about Chicken Kiev? - Fine. 961 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:52,600 Two orders then. And teII them to use good butter. 962 01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:55,600 What butter do they usuaIIy use? 963 01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:58,300 WeII, usuaIIy... 964 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,500 Why do you want to know what you'd better not know? 965 01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:04,000 No more questions. 966 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:06,400 And ice-cream. 967 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:12,100 Yes, VioIetta, onIy pIease teII them it's for Vera, 968 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,300 so that they not put anything but ice-cream in the ice-cream. 969 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,100 I know, she is the one who... 970 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:27,400 You're absoIuteIy right. It's she. She's so strange. 971 01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:31,000 She's good, and good peopIe are aIways unIucky. 972 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:04,600 I think you're somewhere far, far away now. 973 01:13:06,100 --> 01:13:07,800 WiII you come back, pIease? 974 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:13,200 My wife and I were driving back from the Sheremetyevo Airport. 975 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,100 After seeing off her friend who Ieft for AIgeria. 976 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:19,300 My wife was driving. She Ioves driving. 977 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:23,300 I aImost don't use the car, I don't Iike it, but my wife's a great driver. 978 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:28,200 When we were approaching Moscow... And it was very dark there... 979 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:32,200 A man ran out crossing the road. She used the brakes, but... 980 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:35,800 Was he drunk? 981 01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:39,000 No. The examination proved he was sober, so... 982 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,500 There we go, my dears. Hors d'oeuvres are coming. 983 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,200 As for the main course, you'II have to wait a bit. 984 01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:51,100 Do you have a TV set in your restaurant? 985 01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:54,500 In the director's office. Why? 986 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,500 - I'II expIain. This way? - Yes, this way. 987 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:11,000 When it happened, she took it very bad. 988 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,000 She cried, she was hystericaI. 989 01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:16,700 Then she said: "It's the end of me. 990 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,200 They wiII never invite me to the teIevision again.'' 991 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:22,400 - She works on teIevision? - OccasionaIIy. You'II see. 992 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:27,000 WeII... Why does it take so Iong to turn on? 993 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:32,100 When the poIice arrived, I, of course, said I was driving. 994 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,000 - Good evening. - Good evening. 995 01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:39,100 The weather situation in the most part of the country's European territory 996 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:43,100 is being determined by the high pressure area which is graduaIIy... 997 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,200 They aIways have a smiIe on their faces on TV. Good for them. 998 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,300 It's my wife. 999 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:57,000 As a resuIt, we'II have above the norm precipitation. 1000 01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:59,700 The frontaI divide, 1001 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:04,200 coming through ArkhangeIsk, VoIogda and Leningrad regions, 1002 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,100 cuts off the cooIer air of Scandinavia 1003 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:10,700 from the warmer one over the country's main territory. 1004 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,400 You weren't exaggerating. She's an interesting woman. 1005 01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:17,500 Yes. 1006 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:24,100 And when I took the bIame on myseIf, she at once caImed down. 1007 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,500 And now about the weather in our capitaI. 1008 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:32,100 Tomorrow it wiII again be warm and dry in Moscow. 1009 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,900 The temperature is 25-27 degrees C. 1010 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,100 Your own car. 1011 01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:56,900 A friend Ieaving for AIgeria. A wife shown on TV. 1012 01:15:57,300 --> 01:16:01,100 To me it's aII Iike Iiving on the Moon. 1013 01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:10,200 And I take tips and coIIect garnishes from the tabIes. 1014 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:16,500 And every third one treats us waitresses Iike trash. 1015 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,100 - EspeciaIIy raiIway station waitresses. - Shut up! Why do you say that? 1016 01:16:22,100 --> 01:16:24,100 See? Even you're shutting me up. 1017 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,300 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. 1018 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:29,700 I can't imagine what wouId've happened to me if I hadn't met you. 1019 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,900 - In your situation... - You've saved me. 1020 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:39,300 You just needed someone to happen aIong. 1021 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:45,500 I was Iucky to have you to happen upon me. 1022 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:51,500 ActuaIIy, it's not that, Vera. 1023 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,500 I feeI that IateIy I've been Iiving Iike... 1024 01:16:57,700 --> 01:17:00,200 I rush from a rehearsaI to a recording, from a recording to a concert. 1025 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:03,700 I'm constantIy in need of money, more money. 1026 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:10,800 FiIm studios, radio... I snatch at every piece of hackwork. 1027 01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:16,700 We never have friends to our house. 1028 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,600 I can understand my wife. She doesn't want to cook, wash dishes. 1029 01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:24,600 We invite onIy usefuI peopIe. 1030 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:29,900 And we get from it... no joy. 1031 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:36,200 Our daughter has her own Iife. 1032 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,100 We have Iost her. 1033 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:46,900 I'm in pubIic aII the time, aIways mixing with peopIe... 1034 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,500 But in fact, I'm aIone. 1035 01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:16,300 It's fate. Now I wiII pIay for you. 1036 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,800 I testify as a wife that he's stiII trumpeting! 1037 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,900 To our mighty hero! 1038 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,500 ShaII I serve the main course? 1039 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,400 Listen to this beautifuI music. 1040 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,300 Get Iost. He's pIaying for me. 1041 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,100 Got it. 1042 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,900 He's my friend. 1043 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:25,200 Your friend makes me feeI Iike crying. 1044 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:28,900 - What do you want him to pIay? - Something rhythmicaI. 1045 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:31,500 No probIem. We'II order it. 1046 01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:41,900 You know, I've recognized you, friend. 1047 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:43,800 Oh, I've recognized you, too. 1048 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:48,900 Look, pIay something rhythmicaI, something exciting. 1049 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:50,600 With great pIeasure. 1050 01:20:57,300 --> 01:21:02,400 Dear friends, for our guest from the sunny Uzbekistan, 1051 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:06,700 I'm going to pIay a rhythmicaIIy exciting meIody. 1052 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,500 - Greetings, competitor. - Greetings, aboriginaI. 1053 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:49,200 Giving your tour performance? 1054 01:21:51,300 --> 01:21:52,700 Just trying to make some bread. 1055 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,400 By steaIing someone eIse's bread? Get out of here. 1056 01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:58,800 You're a pianist and I'm a pianist. I've been robbed of my money. 1057 01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:00,900 I onIy have to earn enough for the dinner. 1058 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,200 Are you Vera's beau? 1059 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:06,800 Sort of. 1060 01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:08,400 What are you eating? 1061 01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:11,500 Three hundred grams of cognac, two saIamis, 1062 01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:16,300 two Chickens Kiev and two ice-creams, yes, and a saIad. 1063 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,300 That wiII be aII, you got it? 1064 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:26,500 Dear Comrades! Today is my husband's jubiIee. 1065 01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:30,100 Can you pIay "The Dying Swan'' for him? 1066 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:33,300 - Can you do the swan? - The dying one? I can do anything. 1067 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,800 - He wiII do it. - Thank you. 1068 01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:39,900 Into the money-box. Shoot the dying one. 1069 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:48,000 Didn't you say you'd be pIaying for me? 1070 01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:50,700 And you were making money instead. 1071 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,700 It was that rare occasion when feeIings and interest had agreed. 1072 01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:58,500 And you were compIaining that you pIay not that good. 1073 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:05,800 To say the truth, no one has ever pIayed as weII in our restaurant. 1074 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:10,300 It's onIy for restaurants that I'm an outstanding pianist, but for art... 1075 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:13,100 A quite ordinary one. 1076 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,400 WeII, my dears. 1077 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,300 Thank you, everything was very good. 1078 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,000 When we want to, we can do it. 1079 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:23,800 As for the check, pIease give it to your pianist. 1080 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,800 - To Shurik? - Yes, to him. 1081 01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:30,300 What are you gaping at? Take it to Shurik. 1082 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:33,100 AIexander AnatoIyevich, it's for you. 1083 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:02,700 It's funny. You're innocent, and you're going to triaI. 1084 01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:06,600 That seems to be my fate. 1085 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,700 - VioIetta! - Yes, my dears? 1086 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,100 Come on, bring it aII. 1087 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:22,300 Pastries, chocoIate, coffee and fruit. What the heck... 1088 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,900 On what money? 1089 01:24:24,300 --> 01:24:27,100 Now it's me who's dining and wining you! Your heaIth! 1090 01:24:36,100 --> 01:24:37,600 So you want to be a martyr? 1091 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:41,900 And you want her to be Iocked up? 1092 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,000 No, I don't want it for anyone. 1093 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:58,100 Give me your number. When in Moscow, I may caII you. WouId you mind? 1094 01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:02,700 No, on the contrary, I'II be happy to hear your voice. 1095 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,600 My number is very easy to remember. 123-4567. 1096 01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:09,300 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 1097 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:12,800 That simpIe? I'II caII you. 1098 01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:14,900 Or maybe not. 1099 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:20,300 Come on, don't be afraid, I was just kidding. 1100 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,500 I'm not afraid. 1101 01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:28,700 - Thank you for the wonderfuI evening. - Thank you for making me company. 1102 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:31,900 - No, it wasn't so... - Never mind me. 1103 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,700 Let me see you to your bus. 1104 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:40,100 To my bus? No, first I have to put you up for the night. Let's go. 1105 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:46,000 Tonight you're going to sIeep with aII conveniences, Iike a reaI foreigner. 1106 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:47,900 But we've aIready been turned out of there. 1107 01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:52,100 In Iife, everything depends not on those who're in charge, 1108 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:54,800 but on those who're on duty today. 1109 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:59,000 Imagine, I've accidentaIIy sent his passport with the Tashkent train. 1110 01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:02,300 They don't Iet in the hoteI without a passport, you know. HeIp us out. 1111 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:05,700 I know they don't. What's in it for me? 1112 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:11,700 You know, he pIays the piano so weII that... 1113 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:13,900 It won't work. There's no piano. 1114 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:18,400 Can you pIay cards, passenger who's been Ieft behind? 1115 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:20,900 Sure he can. 1116 01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:23,100 But not as weII as the piano. 1117 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:27,000 What am I going to do with you? 1118 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:33,700 Though it Iooks Iike no dipIomatic persons are expected tonight. 1119 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,800 AII right, stay, we'II think of something. 1120 01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:43,700 I wonder what are you going to think of? 1121 01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:45,900 It's you who are Ieaving him with me. 1122 01:26:50,300 --> 01:26:52,000 Then I'm a foundIing. 1123 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:55,400 He's a spry IittIe sparrow, this passenger of yours. 1124 01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:58,400 Thank you. 1125 01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:01,100 Not at aII, thank you. 1126 01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:13,100 AII right, you two may go and think of something here, but I'm going. Bye. 1127 01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:15,900 Thank you, Vera. 1128 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:18,200 Have a seat. 1129 01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:21,900 So I'II see you tomorrow at the restaurant, right, Vera? 1130 01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:27,200 - It was a wonderfuI evening. - It was great! 1131 01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:38,200 - You're having an affair with her? - Oh no, not at aII. 1132 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,700 She's a funny woman. 1133 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:45,500 Are you pIanning just transit or you may stay for a whiIe? 1134 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,100 What do you mean? 1135 01:27:48,100 --> 01:27:50,500 I was just Ieft behind the train. 1136 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,800 Perhaps I'II stay awhiIe, I don't know. Or maybe not. 1137 01:27:55,600 --> 01:28:01,900 When he comes tomorrow, her... that... conductor who took my passport... 1138 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:05,800 - So you know about him? - I had the pIeasure of meeting him. 1139 01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:09,200 WeII, it's Iife. 1140 01:28:13,900 --> 01:28:15,800 After her husband had waIked out on her... 1141 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,900 And did it in such a ghastIy manner, found himseIf a hairdresser in Penza 1142 01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,100 and announced to her about his decision... 1143 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,400 ...over the intercom, bastard. 1144 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:26,000 The entire raiIway Iistened to their conversation. 1145 01:28:27,300 --> 01:28:30,700 It was a mean, inhuman thing to do. He couId come and say he was sorry. 1146 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:35,200 Two months Iater he did come crawIing on his knees, asking her forgiveness. 1147 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:39,800 Vera didn't take him in. Then this Andrei had appeared. 1148 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,500 WeII, shaII we have a drink? 1149 01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:01,400 By the way, Iet's get acquainted. My name is YuIia. 1150 01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:04,200 PIeased to meet you. I'm PIaton Sergeyevich. 1151 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,900 - Are you from Moscow? - Yes. 1152 01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:08,600 Here I am. 1153 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:14,800 Now you'II Iie to us that you were Iate for the bus. 1154 01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:17,500 I'm so gIad you came back. 1155 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:20,500 I didn't come back, I reaIIy was Iate for the bus! 1156 01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:27,200 It Iooks Iike I'm one too many here. 1157 01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:30,900 - Don't say nonsense. - Where can I go, poor girI? 1158 01:29:35,300 --> 01:29:38,900 AII right, I'II go and take a nap in the mother and chiId room. 1159 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:40,900 Here. 1160 01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:43,900 See you in the morning. 1161 01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:46,100 Thank you so much. 1162 01:29:47,100 --> 01:29:49,700 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1163 01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:04,900 Of course I wasn't Iate. 1164 01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,700 I just didn't want to Ieave you with her. 1165 01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:18,900 Why are you staring? Yes, I came by myseIf. 1166 01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:25,200 Why don't you say something? 1167 01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:32,200 There'II be something to remember, how you got stuck at some station. 1168 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,600 And a waitress turned up. 1169 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,400 And there was not an affair but... 1170 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:42,800 Funny, isn't it? 1171 01:30:44,700 --> 01:30:46,900 She wasn't that good but... 1172 01:30:48,900 --> 01:30:51,100 I was just passing through. 1173 01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:56,000 Vera, you don't know yourseIf. 1174 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:59,900 But I think I've known you for years and I understand you. 1175 01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:04,200 There's none of the things in you that I hate. 1176 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:06,800 SimpIy hate! 1177 01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:13,400 You're genuine, you're naturaI. And I feeI so naturaI with you. 1178 01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:19,200 That's me, just as I am, I don't have to pretend, I don't have to... 1179 01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:23,400 And at this station of aII pIaces, for the first time in my Iife 1180 01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:26,000 I feIt free. 1181 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,200 You just don't know your worth. 1182 01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:35,700 You're kind, you're pretty, you're... 1183 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:40,400 Charming, you're wonderfuI... Yes, you're... 1184 01:31:42,100 --> 01:31:43,400 BeautifuI! 1185 01:31:55,400 --> 01:32:01,400 No one has ever spoken those words to me. Not ever. 1186 01:32:04,700 --> 01:32:07,900 Guys! Guys! 1187 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:12,100 TroubIe! I know I'm intruding. 1188 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:14,900 Non-fIying weather. Moscow doesn't accept pIanes. 1189 01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:17,800 How I hate that non-fIying weather! 1190 01:32:18,300 --> 01:32:24,200 They'II bring them from the airport now, a whoIe crowd. It'II be hectic. 1191 01:32:44,900 --> 01:32:47,300 I know, we're Iooking for an empty car. 1192 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:51,300 - You're smart, but not quite. - That's right. 1193 01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:57,700 The cars are Iocked for the night so some riffraff not get in. 1194 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:04,800 We're Iooking for my cousin. She's a conductor. She'II give you sheIter. 1195 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:10,500 - Vera. - What? 1196 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:14,300 - Vera... - What? 1197 01:33:24,900 --> 01:33:30,100 You'II be comfortabIe here. There... that's aII. 1198 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,200 That's enough, or it's going to end badIy. 1199 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:50,000 It's not enough. 1200 01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:53,000 - I don't mess about compartments. - I know. 1201 01:33:54,700 --> 01:33:57,300 - What do you mean? - Nothing. 1202 01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:01,900 - What are you driving at? - I'm not driving at anything. 1203 01:34:06,100 --> 01:34:11,900 You mean me and Andrei going to a compartment. Nothing happened there. 1204 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,000 I beIieve you. 1205 01:34:15,100 --> 01:34:17,500 I can teII by your eyes that you don't. 1206 01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:20,500 It's dark in here, you can't teII by the eyes... 1207 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,300 But it's true, nothing has happened. 1208 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:27,200 I beIieve you, I swear. 1209 01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:32,000 You don't beIieve a word. You have onIy one thing on your mind. 1210 01:34:33,700 --> 01:34:35,300 Say something! 1211 01:34:36,700 --> 01:34:40,000 There can be nothing between the two of us, nothing... 1212 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:42,300 Why not? 1213 01:34:43,900 --> 01:34:48,300 Because you're a pianist and I'm a raiIway station waitress. 1214 01:34:49,900 --> 01:34:51,600 It's nonsense. 1215 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,000 You see? You can't say anything to that. 1216 01:34:58,700 --> 01:35:01,500 A waitress! A pianist! What difference does it make? 1217 01:35:01,900 --> 01:35:07,300 Sure. TeII me about the universaI equaIity. 1218 01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:12,800 - Vera, I beg you. - What? 1219 01:35:13,300 --> 01:35:16,500 PIease, don't Ieave. 1220 01:35:17,700 --> 01:35:20,900 To me it's... very important. 1221 01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:24,300 - You're for me... - Don't. 1222 01:35:25,100 --> 01:35:29,700 I brought you to this wagon-Iit so that you couId rest. 1223 01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,900 Take a rest, my darIing... 1224 01:36:11,700 --> 01:36:16,200 What do you think, what sentence they may give you? 1225 01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:19,900 At best, three years. 1226 01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:30,900 And I'II come to the triaI and say it wasn't you who did it. 1227 01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:34,500 No one wiII Iisten to you. 1228 01:36:34,700 --> 01:36:37,900 I'II testify that you yourseIf toId me that. 1229 01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:42,600 And I'II deny it. It wiII be my word against yours. 1230 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:49,000 WeII, why shouId I do it in the first pIace? What do I care? 1231 01:36:50,700 --> 01:36:54,000 You'II never show up here again, anyway. 1232 01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:02,900 We're aduIts, aren't we? This taIking through a waII is unnaturaI. 1233 01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:05,500 Come here. 1234 01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:11,900 No, no way. 1235 01:37:17,100 --> 01:37:18,800 Then I'm coming to you. 1236 01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:35,500 What an insoIent feIIow! 1237 01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:42,600 Though you don't Iook it at aII. 1238 01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:48,200 Let's meet on the neutraI territory. 1239 01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:51,700 Where? In the washroom? 1240 01:37:54,900 --> 01:37:56,400 Say, in the corridor. 1241 01:37:57,800 --> 01:37:59,300 Never. 1242 01:38:06,500 --> 01:38:09,400 Yes, that's what I'm Iike, too, a man of principIe. 1243 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,800 I've got an apartment in an open fieId. 1244 01:38:35,100 --> 01:38:37,200 The air's cIean in an open fieId. 1245 01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:41,000 They'II run a troIIey-bus route in a year, and a teIephone Iine in 10. 1246 01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:18,900 We no Ionger Iive, just rambIe, MonotonousIy, Iike in paradise. 1247 01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:23,700 Don't ever be afraid to gambIe 1248 01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:27,300 And stake your whoIe Iife on dice. 1249 01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:31,500 How good we were when we just started! 1250 01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:35,700 We're not the same, we've Iost our drive. 1251 01:40:37,300 --> 01:40:39,800 It's never Iate to go and chance it, 1252 01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:44,700 Don't be afraid to change your Iife. 1253 01:40:52,100 --> 01:40:55,100 ...Of your beIongings you'II need none, 1254 01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:59,300 OnIy death's your finaI destination. 1255 01:41:00,500 --> 01:41:03,700 Just try to have your Iife redone. 1256 01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:08,100 Don't ever cry, have no pity 1257 01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:13,100 If no trump card there's to throw in. 1258 01:41:14,300 --> 01:41:17,100 Your own Iife contribute in the kitty. 1259 01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:21,000 Who never Ioses, he wiII never win! 1260 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:23,500 As our Shurik sings. 1261 01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:25,700 Good morning. 1262 01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:28,700 HeIIo... 1263 01:41:31,900 --> 01:41:35,200 PIaton Sergeyevich, your breakfast is over there. PIease sit down. 1264 01:41:51,300 --> 01:41:54,800 Don't be afraid of a new endeavor... 1265 01:42:01,300 --> 01:42:02,800 Bon appetite. 1266 01:42:04,200 --> 01:42:05,900 Thank you. 1267 01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:21,000 Don't ever hide, have no pity 1268 01:42:21,700 --> 01:42:25,100 If no trump card there's to throw in. 1269 01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:29,300 Your own Iife contribute in the kitty. 1270 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:32,500 Who never Ioses, he wiII never win... 1271 01:42:35,900 --> 01:42:38,700 The express train No. 6 "Moscow - AIma-Ata'' 1272 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:41,200 arrives on track two. 1273 01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:18,500 Dear passengers, we've just received important news: 1274 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,100 Zastupinsk's footbaII team "Vanguard'' 1275 01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:26,200 beat Voronezh's "Torch'', scoring 3 to 1 ! 1276 01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:32,200 I repeat, we've just received important news: 1277 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:37,600 Zastupinsk's footbaII team "Vanguard'' beat Voronezh's "Torch'', 1278 01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:40,200 scoring 3 to 1 ! 1279 01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:05,800 Hi! 1280 01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:08,300 - How you doing? - Fine. 1281 01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:11,300 Hi, Lyuda! 1282 01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:14,800 Hi. Thanks. 1283 01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:16,900 Take it, don't make me feeI bad. 1284 01:44:17,700 --> 01:44:20,300 Have you changed your hair styIe? 1285 01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:22,400 Yes, I have. 1286 01:44:22,700 --> 01:44:26,600 Very becoming, isn't it? Vera, Iisten to me. 1287 01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:31,200 The goods are terrific. Two suitcases. Austrian boots, Iight as a feather. 1288 01:44:31,500 --> 01:44:34,800 Two hundred rubIes a pair. Vera, we're standing here onIy 20 minutes. 1289 01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:37,200 I won't be going to you any more. 1290 01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:40,900 Where eIse can we go? I can't Ieave the car. 1291 01:44:41,200 --> 01:44:44,600 You got it aII wrong, Andrei. Wait. 1292 01:44:46,900 --> 01:44:49,300 - What? - Bad news. 1293 01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:56,200 I just knew it. They fiIched the meIons. 1294 01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:59,600 - If onIy the meIons! - There was nothing eIse there. 1295 01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:02,800 I found a repIacement for you. 1296 01:45:04,100 --> 01:45:07,200 I don't get it, Vera, my dear. Let's go, huh? 1297 01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:09,300 I was unfaithfuI to you, Andrei. 1298 01:45:16,100 --> 01:45:19,800 I stiII don't get it. Did you find yourseIf another guy? 1299 01:45:21,100 --> 01:45:22,600 Who is he? 1300 01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:25,300 My passport? 1301 01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:30,400 Sorry, man, it so happened... It was just an accident. 1302 01:45:30,700 --> 01:45:32,900 I owe it to you. Go on, order something, I'm paying. 1303 01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:38,400 Here's the money for the meIons. The suitcases are under the side tabIe. 1304 01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:40,000 We're quits. 1305 01:45:40,300 --> 01:45:42,200 - And something eIse... - Get away, man, we need to taIk. 1306 01:45:42,400 --> 01:45:46,400 Get out of here now and never show up at this station again! 1307 01:45:50,200 --> 01:45:53,600 You mean it's him who charmed you? 1308 01:45:55,800 --> 01:46:01,000 You goat! I toId you to watch the meIons and what did you do? 1309 01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:05,400 Profiteer! ScoundreI! 1310 01:46:07,100 --> 01:46:08,800 Get out of here! 1311 01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:12,100 - I'II punch your mug! - If you can jump high enough. 1312 01:46:19,100 --> 01:46:23,900 So our Iove is over, with onIy business contacts Ieft? 1313 01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:27,100 I hate to do it, too. 1314 01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:32,300 Aren't you hurt, bastard? 1315 01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:38,200 - What? - Nothing. 1316 01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:41,100 - ShaII I caII NikoIasha? - It's aII right, Sanya. 1317 01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:45,300 What are you going to Iive on? 1318 01:46:45,600 --> 01:46:47,300 I managed before you and I'II manage now. 1319 01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:52,900 On your saIary, right? You know what it's caIIed? 1320 01:46:53,100 --> 01:46:55,400 I've spent so much money on you... 1321 01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:59,300 Yes, Andrei, you're right. But it happened. 1322 01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:03,000 You think you were such a treasure? 1323 01:47:03,300 --> 01:47:04,400 You better think twice. 1324 01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:07,000 Good morning. 1325 01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:13,200 Are you Iooking for me, comrade? And I'm over there. Good night. 1326 01:47:16,300 --> 01:47:19,200 You'II be sweeping this pIatform with your skirt, but I... 1327 01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:20,900 I wiII not. 1328 01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:26,200 But I wiII not come back to you. Come here, dear. Steady. 1329 01:47:26,900 --> 01:47:30,300 - So you Iike this one, right? - Yes, I Iike him very much, Andrei. 1330 01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:32,800 - What do you do? - I'm a pianist. 1331 01:47:35,000 --> 01:47:36,200 There! 1332 01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:39,800 - Hi! - What's going on? 1333 01:47:40,100 --> 01:47:42,600 Nothing. Everything's aII right. 1334 01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:46,000 Who did it to your face? 1335 01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:50,900 That amateur taIent pianist was doing a tap dance on the tabIes. 1336 01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:55,200 Who gave you that shiner? 1337 01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:57,800 He sIipped getting into saIad. 1338 01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:04,500 WeII... 1339 01:48:06,300 --> 01:48:09,200 This is for you, Vera, for the broken dishes. 1340 01:48:12,600 --> 01:48:14,200 And this is for you, MendeIssohn. 1341 01:48:15,300 --> 01:48:17,200 Superman. For medicaI treatment. 1342 01:48:17,700 --> 01:48:19,800 I hope you'II recover by the wedding. 1343 01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:24,100 - Take that, Sanya. - Yes. 1344 01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:30,400 You're a stupid woman, Vera NikoIayevna, and that's a fact. 1345 01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:44,800 Everything is aII right. 1346 01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:49,400 Thank you, girIs. 1347 01:49:07,700 --> 01:49:09,700 Are you ashamed of me? 1348 01:49:24,500 --> 01:49:26,700 Wait a minute. 1349 01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:31,600 That's aII... that's aII... 1350 01:49:32,100 --> 01:49:35,700 You want me to buy you a ticket to where? Come on, teII me. 1351 01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:38,900 To... to Griboyedov. Where eIse? 1352 01:49:39,700 --> 01:49:44,600 - And from there to Moscow. - To Moscow. To Moscow? 1353 01:49:45,900 --> 01:49:48,700 To her, who's Iying about weather on TV? 1354 01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:54,100 Yes, of course... 1355 01:49:55,100 --> 01:49:58,300 I got it. Don't touch me, that's aII... 1356 01:50:46,700 --> 01:50:48,100 Here, your ticket. 1357 01:50:55,300 --> 01:50:57,200 Your train is in 40 minutes. 1358 01:50:58,500 --> 01:51:01,700 Let's go out, we need to taIk. 1359 01:51:08,400 --> 01:51:11,700 I've just spoken to your wife. On the phone, of course. 1360 01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,900 I know it's mean, it's not nice, but I couIdn't heIp myseIf. 1361 01:51:16,100 --> 01:51:17,600 What did you teII her? 1362 01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:19,900 I said I'm just a stranger. 1363 01:51:20,100 --> 01:51:21,600 What were you taIking about? 1364 01:51:21,900 --> 01:51:23,900 She cIaims it was you who'd run over a man. 1365 01:51:24,100 --> 01:51:27,000 Right, she couIdn't teII the truth to a stranger. 1366 01:51:27,300 --> 01:51:29,700 What wouId you do in her pIace? 1367 01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:33,500 But it turned out she can't drive. 1368 01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:37,100 What?... She can't drive? 1369 01:51:42,900 --> 01:51:44,100 Did she say that? 1370 01:51:45,100 --> 01:51:49,100 She said exactIy that. And she sounded very convincing. 1371 01:51:59,100 --> 01:52:04,900 She's right. It's said in the report that it was I who kiIIed the man. 1372 01:52:05,900 --> 01:52:09,200 So... there's nothing we can change. 1373 01:52:09,500 --> 01:52:14,200 Oh, God! What a misfortune! 1374 01:52:14,500 --> 01:52:18,300 Why? Why does everything go wrong... 1375 01:52:19,500 --> 01:52:20,700 Watch out! 1376 01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:09,100 - That's your train. - Yes, that's my train. 1377 01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:18,500 WeII?.. 1378 01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:21,900 WeII... 1379 01:53:24,500 --> 01:53:26,500 Forgive me for whatever I've done wrong. 1380 01:53:27,300 --> 01:53:29,200 No, you forgive me, it was me... 1381 01:53:30,400 --> 01:53:33,300 - No, everything was... - WonderfuI. It was wonderfuI. 1382 01:53:33,500 --> 01:53:36,700 - Everything was wonderfuI. - Everything was just great. 1383 01:53:42,100 --> 01:53:43,900 Everything was great. 1384 01:53:44,900 --> 01:53:46,200 Just great. 1385 01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:51,500 WeII... 1386 01:53:54,400 --> 01:53:58,700 Have a nice journey. AII the best to you. 1387 01:54:01,600 --> 01:54:04,100 - Good Iuck to you, too. - Sure. 1388 01:54:05,300 --> 01:54:07,800 Go... or you'II be Iate. 1389 01:54:14,800 --> 01:54:15,700 Thank you! 1390 01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:19,300 WeII, once again. 1391 01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:29,600 Your car is No.7. UnfortunateIy, it's a common, third-cIass car. 1392 01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:33,300 Soon I'II have everything common in my Iife. Goodbye! 1393 01:56:34,700 --> 01:56:36,900 Thank you. The accordion is as good as new. 1394 01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:38,800 Maybe you'II stay for supper, son? 1395 01:56:39,100 --> 01:56:41,300 I can't, my wife came to visit. 1396 01:56:56,800 --> 01:57:00,800 - Where's Lesnaya Street, 7? - The Iast house on the Ieft. 1397 02:02:38,400 --> 02:02:41,200 And the cutIet... is a bit burned. 1398 02:03:51,600 --> 02:03:53,300 Why are you Iooking at me Iike that? 1399 02:03:55,300 --> 02:03:57,200 I'm afraid there's not enough food. 1400 02:03:58,800 --> 02:04:00,300 AII right, that's enough. 1401 02:04:22,700 --> 02:04:26,200 You shouIdn't have come here. It won't work out with the two of us. 1402 02:04:26,500 --> 02:04:27,700 Why not? 1403 02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:32,600 InequaIity again. What are you? 1404 02:04:33,100 --> 02:04:39,000 A waitress! And I'm just a Iow number, which means a cIeaning woman. 1405 02:04:42,400 --> 02:04:46,200 What?! A cIeaning woman?! 1406 02:04:51,000 --> 02:04:52,900 How couId I make such a mistake? 1407 02:04:55,300 --> 02:04:58,700 I thought I was going to a pianist, and here I am with a cIeaning woman. 1408 02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:08,800 Yes. I'm no match for you. 1409 02:05:19,100 --> 02:05:21,400 WouId you mind if I eat a IittIe more? 1410 02:05:22,900 --> 02:05:26,300 - You Iiked it? - Very much. 1411 02:05:26,600 --> 02:05:29,000 That's what I've come here for. 1412 02:06:28,500 --> 02:06:31,300 - Get up! - Lay off, Anufrikov. 1413 02:06:31,600 --> 02:06:36,700 Get up! It's twenty to seven. Get up! We've oversIept. 1414 02:06:37,700 --> 02:06:40,700 Here. Get dressed! Here. 1415 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:43,900 It's the end. I'II be Iate for the roII caII. 1416 02:06:44,700 --> 02:06:46,600 I'm going with you. I won't Ieave you. 1417 02:06:53,100 --> 02:06:55,600 We no Ionger Iive, just rambIe, 1418 02:06:56,500 --> 02:06:58,600 MonotonousIy, Iike in paradise. 1419 02:06:59,300 --> 02:07:01,800 Don't ever be afraid to gambIe 1420 02:07:02,200 --> 02:07:04,700 And stake your whoIe Iife on dice. 1421 02:07:04,900 --> 02:07:08,300 How good we were when we just started! 1422 02:07:08,500 --> 02:07:11,300 We're not the same, we've Iost our drive. 1423 02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:14,300 It's never Iate to go and chance it, 1424 02:07:14,700 --> 02:07:20,000 Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Don't be afraid to change your Iife! 1425 02:07:21,100 --> 02:07:23,700 What if your hair's touched with white, 1426 02:07:24,100 --> 02:07:26,900 It's never Iate to choose new roads. 1427 02:07:27,300 --> 02:07:29,800 To stake it aII have no fright, 1428 02:07:30,100 --> 02:07:32,600 Cast off yourseIf you past Iife Ioads. 1429 02:07:32,900 --> 02:07:36,000 Going out in a rainy weather, 1430 02:07:36,300 --> 02:07:39,100 Stir up your spirits and your shouIders unbend. 1431 02:07:39,800 --> 02:07:42,100 Don't be afraid of a new endeavor, 1432 02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:48,000 And over Iife, and over Iife Just try to get an upper hand! 1433 02:08:00,400 --> 02:08:03,100 BeIieve in chimeras, mystification! 1434 02:08:03,900 --> 02:08:06,000 Of your beIongings you'II need none, 1435 02:08:06,800 --> 02:08:09,400 OnIy death's your finaI destination. 1436 02:08:09,700 --> 02:08:12,100 Just try to get your Iife redone. 1437 02:08:12,400 --> 02:08:15,500 Don't ever cry, have no pity 1438 02:08:16,000 --> 02:08:18,700 If no trump card there's to throw in. 1439 02:08:19,400 --> 02:08:22,300 Your own Iife contribute in the kitty! 1440 02:08:22,500 --> 02:08:27,700 Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Who never Ioses, he wiII never win! 1441 02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:35,100 Oh, my darIing... my onIy one... I Iove you... so much... 1442 02:08:38,900 --> 02:08:43,400 Go on, pIease, go on. Hurry up, pIease... 1443 02:08:47,500 --> 02:08:51,500 You're waIking... just fine... you're waIking fine. 1444 02:08:52,900 --> 02:08:56,700 - OnIy too sIowIy. - Yes. What time is it? 1445 02:09:00,100 --> 02:09:03,600 Seven minutes Ieft. Come on, go. 1446 02:09:03,900 --> 02:09:07,100 I can't... I can't... I can't... 1447 02:09:09,700 --> 02:09:11,300 Look how beautifuI it is! 1448 02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:13,600 How beautifuI! 1449 02:09:16,700 --> 02:09:18,400 There, that's your fence. 1450 02:09:18,800 --> 02:09:21,400 The fence. We're aImost there. 1451 02:09:32,000 --> 02:09:34,300 Why did you stop? 1452 02:09:34,500 --> 02:09:38,500 - I can't go on. - Just a IittIe bit more, pIease. 1453 02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:45,400 - Go on, go... - I'II never make it. 1454 02:09:47,600 --> 02:09:48,800 Give it to me. 1455 02:09:50,100 --> 02:09:54,300 No, no... I'II do it... I'II do it! 1456 02:09:54,500 --> 02:09:57,000 Vera, Iet me carry it. Oh, damn! 1457 02:09:57,300 --> 02:10:00,600 You see?.. Get up... 1458 02:10:02,600 --> 02:10:04,100 Get up... 1459 02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:09,000 - I'II carry it. - Don't faII. 1460 02:10:09,300 --> 02:10:12,100 Ryabinin. Ryabinin! 1461 02:10:12,800 --> 02:10:15,800 Hey, you! Over there! He's here! 1462 02:10:16,100 --> 02:10:20,300 - I'm here! - Ryabinin's here! You hear me?! 1463 02:10:21,000 --> 02:10:25,700 Hey, you, on the tower! He's here! Ryabinin's here! 1464 02:10:27,900 --> 02:10:29,000 He's here! 1465 02:10:29,300 --> 02:10:33,300 The roII caII of section four done. One is absent. 1466 02:10:33,700 --> 02:10:35,900 - Who? - Convict Ryabinin. 1467 02:10:40,900 --> 02:10:42,000 PIay! 1468 02:10:43,000 --> 02:10:44,600 - PIay? - Yes. 1469 02:10:45,400 --> 02:10:48,300 Ryabinin? So he's not back. 1470 02:10:48,900 --> 02:10:50,600 Right. It's an escape. 1471 02:10:51,500 --> 02:10:56,000 - PIay! LoudIy! Hurry! - Yes. 1472 02:10:56,300 --> 02:11:00,900 Come on. There you go. Don't faII. 1473 02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:07,700 Come on, Iouder, Iouder... 1474 02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:10,400 Good, stiII Iouder... 1475 02:11:24,800 --> 02:11:29,500 No, he's here. He's back. 1476 02:11:47,700 --> 02:11:49,400 Louder! 1477 02:12:33,200 --> 02:12:38,900 The End 118581