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- Height.
- Uh, 3'6".
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We'll put 6'3".
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- Weight.
- I don't know.
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I-it fluctuates.
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Uh, 80? 100?
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You're 6'3".
We'll put 185.
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- Uh, are you sure about this?
- Trust me.
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I'm an expert at online dating.
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Eh, but-but what's gonna happen
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when I finally meet
one of these women?
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Eh, won't they be disappointed?
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Any woman that goes out
with Porky Pig
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is gonna be disappointed,
no matter what.
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Which brings us to your name.
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We can keep Pig or Porky.
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But we can't keep both.
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[sighs]
Eh, k-keep Porky.
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- Eh-eh, keep Pig?
- You know what?
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Let's dump 'em both. Your name's
Lorenzo Vilagairirosa.
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'There. You're done.'
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Eh, but what about my picture?
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[beeps]
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Eh, but-but
you can hardly see me!
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Precisely, Lorenzo.
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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I-it's been over an hour, and
no one's clicked on my profile!
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I knew we shouldn't have
included a picture.
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What's up, doc?
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Daffy set me up
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on a d-dating website.
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[crunching]
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[spits]
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Did you ever think to come to me
for this kind of thing?
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Eh, it d-doesn't matter, anyway.
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N-no one's interested.
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[beeping]
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Uh, Porky?
I think someone's interested.
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"Hello. I l-like
your profile."
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[gasps]
Wow!
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- Eh, t-thanks for your--
- What are you doing?
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Don't write her back until
you know what she looks like!
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[keys clacking]
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[gasps]
Granny?
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Granny's on a dating website?
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- That is so sad!
- Uh, I'm on a dating website!
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- She must be lonely.
- Uh, I'm lonely.
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Yeah, but she lives in
a big house all by herself!
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Uh, I live in a big house
all by myself!
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Uh-h, at least
she has pets. Huh?
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Em, m-maybe I should get a pet.
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What? Pets are for people
who have no hope
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of finding another adult
who will love them.
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Huh. Now that I put it that way
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you should definitely get a pet.
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[instrumental music]
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[keys clacking]
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[dramatic music]
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My computer.
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And Lorenzo seemed like
such a nice man.
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I can't just spend all my time
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with a cat and a bird!
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Oh, Sylvester!
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'Stop chasing Tweety Bird!'
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If you need something to do
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why don't you play with one
of those cat toys I bought you?
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[laughs]
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Look, Sylvester. It's a mouse!
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You're kidding me, right?
I can see the string.
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Ooh. What about this one?
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thwip thwip
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And this is fun, because?
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Let's see what else I have here.
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A pen? Ooh!
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Are we going to
balance your checkbook? Fun.
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whee
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[gasps]
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[giggling]
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[gasps]
Where did it go?
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[shrieks]
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Now it's over there!
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How-how did it get over there?
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whee whee
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[chuckling]
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[panting]
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It's like a bird, a mouse,
and a can of tuna
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all mixed up
into a perfect red dot!
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A-ha! Gotcha!
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You're mine. All mine!
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I'm never gonna let you go!
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'What the..'
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Remind me again
why we're doing this.
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Because she's a little old lady,
with no one to keep her company
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but a cat and a bird.
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So now she's gonna hang out
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with a duck and a rabbit?
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[scoffs]
Seems like a lateral move.
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We're her neighbors!
It's the right thing to do.
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[knocks on door]
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- Oh, hello.
- Blah, blah, blah, alright.
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Knock off the pleasantries,
grandma.
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We know you're lonely,
so let's go
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do something
and get it over with!
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Hmmm. Spending time
with a rabbit and a duck?
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Instead of a cat and a bird.
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- Oh, seems like a lateral move.
- Huh?
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Oh, I mean,
I'd love some company!
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I was just about to go sailing!
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Sailing? You sail?
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[chuckles]
Every weekend.
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Sailing!
This is gonna be fun!
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[clicking]
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Little air back here?
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[engine turns over]
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crash
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Oh, my!
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[clicking]
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crash
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[clanking]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, little red dot!
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Where are you?
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[whizzing]
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squeak
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[rustling]
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Hmm.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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crash
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Hmm. Where is that red dot?
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Where is that yellow bird?
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Take that, you nasty old zombie!
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[indistinct shouting]
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Aw. He got me.
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That makes two of us!
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Before you eat me
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will you grant me
one last request?
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I suppose so.
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After all, I'm an animal,
not a monster.
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Will you hand me that?
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What? This pen?
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[laughs]
What are you gonna d?
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Write out your last will
and testament?
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whee
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[gasps]
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Oh! My red dot is back!
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Come on, go get it!
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crash
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Ooh, it's over there, putty cat!
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Oops. I was wrong.
It's over there!
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bang
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thud
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Oh! Much improved.
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I don't even want it,
but I gotta have it!
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Uh, I don't even know
what it is!
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But I need it!
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- Huh?
- Yoo-hoo!
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[whirring]
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Mother.
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Whoa!
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What's wrong with me?
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I can't do anything
but think about that red dot!
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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Aah!
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Aah! Aa-a-ah!
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Oh, look! A kitty!
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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I need help!
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thud
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How fortuitous!
How serendipitous!
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How propitious!
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Best class I ever took.
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[instrumental music]
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[honking]
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[tooting]
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Great day in the morning.
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I'm gonna be sick,
and I'm not even on a boat yet!
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clink
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We're here. Let's start sailing!
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Where's the ocean?
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Yard sale-ing!
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We should have just let
Porky go out with her.
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chirp chirp
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[creaking]
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[instrumental music]
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[buzzing]
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Ahem.
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[music continues]
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squeak
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Ahem.
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You Sylvester?
Okay, right this way, baby.
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Uh...good luck!
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You know, with, uh..
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Whatever you're goin' through.
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[theme music]
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(Speedy)
'Hey, Pinky.
Can I tell you something?'
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♪ It's Saturday night
and I've got a full place ♪
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♪ But you're ruining the vibe
with your lonely pink face ♪
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♪ Sitting alone
in a group fit for six ♪
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♪ Doing Sudoku
won't get you chicks ♪
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♪ Hey you're not the most
hopeless case in the world ♪
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♪ You just have to change
your approach to the girls ♪
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♪ They do not care about
"Dungeons and Dragons" Bro ♪
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Creepy!
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♪ They do not want to hear about
all the spells you know ♪
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♪ Do not tell them how many
comic books you own ♪
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Too many!
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♪ If you tell them you will
not get them on their phone ♪
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♪ So no more spending
Friday nights at home ♪
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♪ Eating ice cream all alone ♪
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♪ Sitting in your easy chair ♪
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♪ Beating yourself
at Solitaire ♪
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♪ I don't care what's on TV ♪
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♪ Come hit the town with me ♪
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♪ It will be the bomb
to meet a girl ♪
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♪ That's not your mom-m ♪
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♪ You are not allowed to
call action figures friends ♪
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♪ Get some exercise pull-ups
and deep knee bends ♪
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♪ Go to parties and show girls
just how good you look ♪
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♪ Do not stay at home reading
Harry Potter books ♪
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Groove with me!
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♪ Girls like to laugh ♪
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00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,844
♪ And girls like to dance ♪
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00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,807
♪ But most of all girls
like guys that wear pants ♪
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♪ So let's get some shoes ♪
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♪ That don't look
like your feet ♪
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♪ Grow a beard get a perm ♪
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♪ And strut in the street ♪
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♪ If you do this
you will not longer be a dud ♪
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♪ Underneath that nerd I know
that there is a stud ♪
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♪ Loosen up and try to
go out and have some fun ♪
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♪ So you're not the creepy guy ♪
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♪ At a table for one ♪♪
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Hey, Porky. Sorry we're late.
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muah
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Or maybe just keep doing
what you're doing.
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[instrumental music]
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Old people are the worst.
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All they do is sit around
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watch TV and eat gross food.
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Are you eating porridge?
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It's easier on my soft teeth.
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creak
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Poor granny. She needs
some excitement in her life.
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- Come on, Daffy.
- Ugh!
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Fine.
249
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Uh-oh! My hip!
250
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,684
[instrumental music]
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splash
252
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,080
[gunshots]
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thud
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00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,754
[gunshots]
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crash
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00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,224
[siren wailing]
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[laughing]
258
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You see, your conscious mind
is fixated on the red dot.
259
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Now let's see what's goin' on
in your unconscious mind.
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You're gettin' very sleepy.
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When I snap my fingers,
you're gonna be all hypnotized.
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This'll never work!
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snap
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[snoring]
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I want you to imagine
yourself at home.
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You're in your happy place.
267
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,969
'Tell me about your childhood.'
268
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:07,304
[giggles]
269
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,765
[giggling]
270
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,111
- 'Alan?'
- Yes?
271
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,614
- 'Sylvester?'
- Yes?
272
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,992
'Supper.'
273
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,119
- Supper!
- Supper!
274
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,123
[gasps]
275
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,125
[laughing]
276
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,297
Mother!
277
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,966
[echoing]
Mother! Mother!
278
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,384
Mother!
279
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,802
muah
280
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,053
Mm?
281
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,849
It's okay, baby.
You figured it out!
282
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:55,019
It's not the red dot
that you want, it's your mama!
283
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:58,397
I haven't seen here
since she retired to Florida!
284
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,482
Well, you need to
go see her, honey!
285
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,318
How am I gonna get there?
286
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,236
Child, I'm not a witch
for nothin'!
287
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,447
Florida, Florida, Florida!
288
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,158
Mm-mm-mm.
289
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,453
I have got to start askin'
for payment upfront.
290
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,580
zing
291
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,541
Ah! Sunny Florida!
292
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,837
Now which one of these
condos belongs to my..
293
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,548
Mother?
294
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,301
Who knew living across the
street from a lonely old woman
295
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,677
could be so much fun?
296
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,346
What do you think
we should do with granny today?
297
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,973
Deep sea fishing or heart yoga.
298
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,726
I was thinking about some
old-fashion tackle football!
299
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,561
Ooh!
300
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,647
Oh, you two.
301
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,440
Are you ready
for another day of sun?
302
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:44,026
- Mm? Mm?
- Hmm.
303
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,862
Oh, I'm afraid
I have other plans.
304
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:49,365
Other plans?
We're your only friends!
305
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:53,661
Oh, well,
it's time for my nap.
306
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:57,081
Your nap? You go to bed
at 4:30 in the afternoon!
307
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,917
Get your jockstrap, granny!
We're playin' football.
308
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,211
Are you two trying to kill me?
309
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,420
- What?
- What?
310
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,964
Listen,
I'm a 90-year-old woman.
311
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,008
I shouldn't be in a kayak.
312
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,636
Well, what do you wanna do?
And don't say sailing.
313
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:15,307
Oh, I think I'd like to
just lie on a beach somewhere.
314
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,725
Great, let's do it!
315
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,728
Look, you two are very sweet.
316
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,356
But you're also exhausting.
317
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,485
Heart yoga?
318
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,739
click click
319
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,619
Oh! Sylvester!
320
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,580
So you do know where I live.
321
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:43,085
That's interesting,
considering you never visit me!
322
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,422
- Oh, um, I..
- Close the door!
323
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,676
What, do you want me to
air condition all of Florida?
324
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,804
Sorry.
325
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:54,930
[doorbell rings]
326
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,141
Oh! That's my Alan now.
327
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:04,273
Sylvester!
What a surprise!
328
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,774
How long you in town?
329
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,776
As long as mother will have me.
330
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,319
Well, I wish you would've called
331
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:13,115
because I have bridge at 11:00,
water aerobics at noon
332
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,618
and then Estelle
and I walk the mall.
333
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,289
Yeesh. And I thought
Tweety's voice was annoying.
334
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:24,084
Don't you see, baby?
It's a textbook case of denial.
335
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,294
Huh?
336
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,380
You want Sylvester to chase you.
337
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,467
I do? I do!
338
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,469
Well, then,
what are you waitin' for?
339
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,638
'Florida, Florida, Florida!'
340
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,475
Mm-mm-mm.
I done it again!
341
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:43,228
Isn't that that little
yellow bird you used to chase?
342
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,525
You still haven't caught him?
343
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,152
He's smarter than he looks.
344
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,573
Maybe if you'd spent a little
less time chasing that bird
345
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,993
you'd have made something
of yourself by now.
346
00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,162
Why aren't you married?
347
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,331
Where are my grandcats?
348
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,874
And what's with your teeth?
349
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,125
They're all mangled!
350
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,169
You don't wear
the retainer, do you?
351
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,837
[Sylvester thinking]Wow. Listen to her go.
352
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,674
What I wouldn't giveto be back home with granny.
353
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,760
Chasing that red dot.
354
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,970
The retainer cost
a pretty penny.
355
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:21,475
And all the dentist said was,
"If he wears the retainer
356
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,684
'he'll have perfect teeth."'
357
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,020
And did you wear the retainer?
358
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:29,358
Who needs a red dot
when I've got a yellow bird?
359
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,443
Now, if you'll excuse me
360
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,071
it's time for me to go home.
361
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,700
Ah. This is much better.
362
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,287
Although it feels like
something's missing.
363
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,664
thud
364
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,792
- Oh! Sylvester?
- Granny?
365
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,710
Tweety!
366
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,837
[kisses]
367
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,630
[laughs]
368
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,926
Turns out,
I like spending my time
369
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,845
with a cat and a bird.
370
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,807
It's better than spending it
with the duck and the rabbit.
371
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,017
Granny's missing out!
372
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,647
[theme music]
373
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,157
ting
374
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,624
meep meep
375
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,667
bang
376
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,632
click click
377
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,311
[drum music]
378
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,613
click
379
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,595
[banging]
380
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,061
thud
381
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,690
bang
382
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,986
thud
383
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,029
thud thud
384
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,283
[panting]
385
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,494
clank
386
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,039
whoosh
387
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,508
creak
388
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,929
[pattering]
389
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,599
[dramatic music]
390
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,734
thud
391
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,664
splash
392
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,000
meep meep
393
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,723
(Porky)
'I d-don't think
you understand.'
394
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,975
Eh, y-you're my-my pet.
395
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,227
Uh, I'm supposed to
g-give you food.
396
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,354
Not b-be your food.
397
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:58,108
Eh, d-do you hear me?
H-hello?
398
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,651
Bad snake!
399
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,614
[theme music]
400
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:32,642
Show's over, show's over,
show's over!
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