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[instrumental music]
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Three people, one slice.
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Classic scenario.
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What to do? What to do?
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I mean, nobody wants to be
the one to take the last slice..
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chomp chomp
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Uh, w-what?
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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I hope you saved room
for the bill!
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[laughs]
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Let me get yours, Porky.
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I-I still feel bad
about you losing your job.
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Oh, no, it's okay.
I got a new job.
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I'm gonna do,
uh, doing catering.
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Catering? Nobody wants
a pig handling their food.
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Besides, isn't that
a lot of temptation?
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I mean, your name's not
Health And Fitness Pig.
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It's Porky Pig! Am I right?
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[laughs]
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Couldn't you at least pretend
to reach for your wallet?
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I don't have a wallet. Besides,
I shouldn't have to pay.
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It's my birthday.
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Your birthday's
not until next week.
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Oh-ho, we're well within
the birthday zone.
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[cell phone ringing]
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It's Lola.
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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Slow down! Lola, calm down.
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Lola, stop.
I-I can't understand you.
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Where are you? Where are you?
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Okay, I-I'm coming.
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I gotta go. Lola broke her leg.
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Oh, dear. Yeah, p-poor Lola.
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Don't feel bad for her.
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You're the one
who got stuck with the bill.
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Am I right?
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You guys are too sensitive.
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[instrumental music]
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[laughing]
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Oh. Oh, hey, Bugs.
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- What are you doing here?
- You called me.
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You were hysterical!
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Oh, right!
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It's a simple fracture.
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She'll have the cast off
in about six weeks.
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- How did it happen?
- It's crazy.
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(Lola)I was out buying cupcakes
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when I noticed a baby
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stuck on top of a building.
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I knew I had to save that baby
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so I finished my cupcake
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and shimmied up the drain pipe,when suddenly
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the drain pipe startedcoming lose from the building!
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(Bugs)And you felland broke your leg?
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(Lola)No, I let go of the drain pipejust in time
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and grabbed holdof the telephone wire.
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So there I was,hanging from the wire.
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I started swinging myselfback and forth
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until finally I flung myselfas high as I could
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hoping I would make itto the roof
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but I didn't make itto the roof.
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I was totally out of control
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and I went crashing through
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a giant, plate-glass window!
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(Bugs)And that's whenyou broke your leg?
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(Lola)No, I landed flat on my back
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in the middleof some girl's apartment.
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She was super sweet. We'retotally having lunch next week.
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Anyway, I found my wayto the elevator
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but it was out of service,so I had to pry open the doors
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and throw myselfinto the elevator shaft.
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(Bugs)You fell downan elevator shaft?
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(Lola)Will you please just listen?
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I caught the elevator cables
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I pulled myself uphand over hand
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until I finally reached the top
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where I kicked the grate openwith my feet
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and catapulted myselfonto the roof
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but right beforeI could grab the baby
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it turned, and I realizedit wasn't a baby
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it was a crow!
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- And it attacked me.
- What?
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(Lola)I tried to fend it off,but he was one of those
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angry crows,and no matter what I did
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he kept attacking,he wouldn't stop
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and he just kept attackingand attacking
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until, finally,I lost my balance
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and fell 15 stories!
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(Bugs)And that's whenyou broke your leg.
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(Lola)No, I landedon an inflatable gorilla
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in front of a car dealership.
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So how did you break your leg?
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Oh, I was here for a checkup
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and I slipped
getting up on this table.
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It's really high.
You should try it.
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No, wait, don't.
You'll break your leg like me.
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She's a keeper.
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[instrumental music]
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- What are we doing here?
- I'm, uh, d-dropping you off.
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Bugs isn't here.
How am I supposed to get inside?
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- Uh, u-use your keys.
- I don't have keys.
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So you don't have a, a wallet
or k-k-keys?
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Porky, I'm a spiritual being.
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I'm not interested
in material possessions.
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Ooh, can I have these?
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Just take me to your house.
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Um, uh, c-can't I drop you off
at Tina's?
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Tina's at work.
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Why don't you wanna take me
to your house?
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Oh, no, no, it's just--
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- It's just what?
- Oh, nothing, I'm--
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You're what? What are you up to?
What are you hiding?
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[stammering]
Nothing.
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Aha! You were hiding these.
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All I'm saying is,
you need to be charming
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to do catering.
You're not charming.
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Uh, just go watch TV.
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Uh, I've got some, uh,
c-cooking to do.
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Huh, catering.
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You should get a job
where you don't have
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to interact with people,
maybe something with a computer
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where, where people don't have
to look at you.
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That would be good for you
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'cause you're a creepy recluse
who keeps to himself.
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(man on TV)
'Breaking news in the case'
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'of the suburban strangler.'
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Until now, the police have had
little to go on
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other than the assumption
that the killer
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'is a creepy recluse
who keeps to himself.'
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Huh, that's how
I just described Porky.
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But now a witness
has come forward
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giving police a physical
description of the suspect.
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The guy we're looking for
is chubby
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short and bald
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'with a pig-like nose.'
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"Chubby, short and bald
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with a pig-like nose?"
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If you see anyone
matching this description
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call 9-1-1.
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[thud]
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[thud]
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[thud]
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Mother!
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[Daffy groans]
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[clock ticking]
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What happened? Where am I?
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[clock ticking]
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[gasps]
I'm in Porky's house.
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[gasps]
Porky's the suburban strangler!
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I gotta call 9-1-1! Ah!
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I don't remember
the number for 9-1-1.
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Think. Think, man.
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I know, I'll call 4-1-1
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and ask them
for the number for 9-1-1.
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Ah! I don't know
the number for 4-1-1!
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I'll call Bugs!
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He's filled
with useless information
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like emergency phone numbers.
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He cut the phone line.
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Aah!
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[thud]
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Porky, you scared me,
not that you're scary.
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'I just didn't expect you
to be standing there'
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like a psychopath.
Not that you're a psychopath.
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Are you, uh, feeling better?
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Mm-hmm. Much better.
All better, in fact.
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I should probably be
getting home.
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I'm sure Bugs is back by now.
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Oh, o-okay, I'll drive you.
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Wait, they say
never let your attacker
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take you to a second location.
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Uh, w-what?
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If you drive me to my house
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you'd be taking me
to a second location.
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- So?
- Nice try, chubby.
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But you're not taking me
anywhere.
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Uh, you think I'm chubby?
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You're not just chubby
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you're chubby, short and bald
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with a pig-like nose.
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Aah! Uh, well, you're rude!
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Awfully sensitive
for a wanted killer.
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Thanks for getting all my stuff.
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I really feel like I'm at home.
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squeak
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Remind me again
why you're not at home.
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Uh, because you're
taking care of me
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and you live here.
See? I'm doing you a favor.
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- Gee, thanks.
- You won't even know I'm here.
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- Oh, Bugs?
- Yes?
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I'm kind of thirsty.
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Would you mind getting me
a glass of milk?
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- Milk?
- Oh, no, wait.
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I'm allergic to milk.
How about a soda?
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Diet soda, though.
Oh, no, wait, regular soda.
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I need the calories.
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You know what?
Sorry, soda's bad for you.
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How about an orange juice?
No, wait, apple juice.
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No, orange juice.
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No! Apple juice. You know what?
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Just give me the milk
and we'll see what happens.
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- What's that?
- Water.
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Oh! It's just what I wanted.
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gulp gulp
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Ah! I got to pee.
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[Bugs groans]
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When do you get
your cast off, again?
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Only six weeks.
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[Bugs groaning]
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[crickets creaking]
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[door creaking]
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[door creaking]
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(Daffy)
'Canopy bed,
embroidered pillows'
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lace curtains?
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This is either the bedroom
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of an 80-year-old woman
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or a deranged killer.
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No knives, no guns,
no body parts.
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[gasps]
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'Great day in the morning!'
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How many sunglasses
does one pig need?
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Is it possible that Porky's
not the suburban strangler?
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Could it be
that he just happens to be
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chubby, short and bald
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and I'm jumping
to an outlandish conclusion
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because I'm a paranoid,
hateful, fear mongerer?
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[instrumental music]
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No, that's the face of a killer.
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[door opens]
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[dramatic music]
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beep beep
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Uh, it's me.
Yeah, it has to be tonight.
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I, uh, I-I think he's on to me.
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Uh, c-come pick up Daffy,
when I'm done with him.
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'He'll be in the, the garage'
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'in the, the freezer.'
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click
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[stammering]
What is all this?
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I gotta get out of here.
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[whimpering]
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He's locked me in!
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[grunts]
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(Porky)
Uh, w-where are you going?
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Oh, uh, nowhere.
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I-I was just
getting a little hungry.
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Yeah, well, let me make you
something. How about a sandwich?
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Oh, why, thank you.
I would love a sandwich.
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He's toying with me.
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He's gonna chop me up
into a million pieces.
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He's gonna cook me.
he's gonna wear me.
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Wait a minute, calm down.
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This is Porky
you're talking about.
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You've known him
your whole life.
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00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,798
He wouldn't hurt a fly!
256
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,467
He's a sweetheart.
257
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:19,512
Oh, no.
I've got Stockholm syndrome.
258
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,680
I've fallen in love
with my captor!
259
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,141
It's a, a chopped liver.
260
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,477
- Whose?
- Uh, what?
261
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,271
[Daffy gasps]
262
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,441
[giggles]
263
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,484
You know what?
264
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,570
I just realized I'm not hungry.
265
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,283
I think I should lie back down.
266
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,328
[clattering]
267
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,249
[clattering]
268
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,418
[shattering]
269
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,502
'Sorry.'
270
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:52,795
[door shuts]
271
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,926
[dramatic music]
272
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,894
(Porky)
'Uh, w-what're you doing?'
273
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,980
Oh, is this not the bathroom?
274
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,899
My mistake. I thought
this was the bathroom.
275
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,485
Do, uh, not go in there.
276
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,612
I wouldn't dream of it.
277
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,115
I-if you'll excuse me
278
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,325
I-I have
some business to attend to.
279
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,956
"I have
some business to attend to."
280
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,667
That's what a killer says
right before he kills!
281
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,419
Or is it, "Get in the van?"
282
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,421
No, it's, "I have
some business to attend to."
283
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,631
[clattering]
284
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,676
[dramatic music]
285
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,223
[stairs squeaking]
286
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,851
[thud]
287
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,735
[gasps]
288
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,031
[shivering]
That poor woman.
289
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,533
Well, at least it's over.
290
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,077
[chainsaw whirring]
291
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,039
[screams]
292
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,707
(Porky)
'Uh, D-Daffy?'
293
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,218
[teeth chattering]
294
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,886
Can I help you?
295
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,347
Uh, uh, I thought
I heard you downstairs.
296
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,433
Nope. Been here the whole time.
297
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,519
Just reading the paper.
298
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,360
Yesterday's news.
299
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,861
Uh, can I bring you some tea?
300
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,489
[chuckles]
That sounds lovely!
301
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,544
[door creaking]
302
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,558
What could be in here? Bodies?
303
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,561
Torture machines?
Why do I wanna go in there?
304
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,188
Because I was told not to and
I've a problem with authority.
305
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,901
[dramatic music]
306
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,944
[gasps]
307
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,489
Hey, Lola.
I got you Chinese food.
308
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,909
Lola? Lola?
309
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,077
(Lola)
'Coming!'
310
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,080
[whirring]
311
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:36,125
- What is that?
- It's a stair lift.
312
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,502
I felt so bad that you were
having to carry me up and down.
313
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,296
So I had one installed
while you were gone.
314
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,007
It's top of the line.
That's why it's so quiet.
315
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,594
'Almost there.'
316
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,803
'Here I come.'
317
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:51,849
'Just a few more steps.'
318
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:56,478
'Ooh, a-a-and'
319
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,023
almost there. Okay.
320
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,733
Here I come.
321
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,778
There. What's that?
322
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,364
- Your Chinese food.
- That's not Chinese food.
323
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,451
Chinese food's flat and round
with cheese and tomato sauce
324
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,702
and a bunch of different
toppings.
325
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:12,995
That's called pizza.
326
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,080
Oh, I don't know.
I don't speak Chinese.
327
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,333
Uh, thanks!
328
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,626
[door opens]
329
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,253
Oh, I think I have to pee again.
330
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,172
It's okay, here we go.
331
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,050
Now we're really moving.
Now we're going.
332
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,052
'Alright, come on. Here we go.'
333
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,846
[kettle whistling]
334
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:33,891
[dramatic music]
335
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,191
[humming]
336
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,284
[music continues]
337
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,246
Huh?
338
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,539
[humming]
339
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,795
[music continues]
340
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,298
Uh, what are,
what are you doing in here?
341
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,508
[gasps]
342
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,510
I know what you're up to!
343
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,845
Uh, t-then you leave me
no choice.
344
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,061
Make it fast,
I don't deserve the suffer.
345
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,814
I mean, I probably do,
but I don't want to!
346
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,610
'Happy b-birthday!'
347
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,903
Say what?
348
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,282
Uh, I-I know it's early,
but, uh
349
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,451
you said
you knew my secret, so..
350
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,661
I-I hope you like it.
351
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,870
A collage made out
352
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,747
of assorted photos of me?
353
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,292
What on Earth would possess you
to make something this creepy?
354
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,254
Uh, b-because that's what you,
uh, s-specifically told me
355
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,674
you wanted for your birthday.
Uh, you sent me the photos.
356
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,135
So you don't wanna murder me?
357
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,928
Uh, w-why would
I wanna murder you?
358
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,597
[gasps]
Only a murderer
would ask that question.
359
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,309
[screams]
360
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,312
[grunts]
361
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,484
[mumbles]
362
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,028
[thud]
363
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,622
- Uh..
- Huh?
364
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,541
Hey, Speed-Speedy.
365
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,502
Speedy?
What did you do to Speedy?
366
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,591
Look, who's got a wallet
and keys now, chubby!
367
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,677
[groans]
368
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,305
[engine sputters]
369
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,390
[grunts]
370
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,938
[screams]
371
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,817
[tires screeching]
372
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,992
[thud]
373
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,952
[screaming]
374
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,207
Six weeks.
375
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,835
[screaming]
376
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,254
That's a good way
to kill somebody!
377
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,674
Whoa! Whoa!
378
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,514
[engine revving]
379
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,517
[whimpering]
380
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,438
In your face!
381
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,737
[screams]
382
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,159
Oh.
383
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,456
[gibberish]
384
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,880
Oh, no! I'm too late!
385
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,007
[bells jingling]
386
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,551
Speedy!
387
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,344
[gasps]
388
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,429
(all)
Surprise!
389
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,267
[bells jingling]
390
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,227
Oh, I-I missed it.
391
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,563
Happy early birthday, Daffy!
392
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,982
Pinky was planning to throw this
on your actual birthday
393
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,401
but he called in and said
we'd have to do it tonight
394
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,736
because you were
getting suspicious.
395
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,364
You're lucky to have
such a nice friend.
396
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:21,076
Nice friend
or the suburban strangler?
397
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:23,829
- Oh!
- Strangler? Que? Que?
398
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,206
I'm, I'm not
the suburban strangler.
399
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,749
He trapped me in his home.
400
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,085
He locked the door
so I couldn't escape!
401
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,754
Uh, w-what?
Uh, the door wasn't locked.
402
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,839
Well, then, how come
403
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,842
I couldn't just open it
like this?
404
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,387
[grunts]
405
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,265
No, just pull it, man.
406
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,766
It-it's not that heavy.
407
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,686
Kids use it all the time,
little kids.
408
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,147
[grunting]
409
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,982
[exhales sharply]
410
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,233
It doesn't matter!
411
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,695
What does matter
is that you cut the phone line
412
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,530
so I couldn't call for help!
413
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,616
Uh, are you talking about
the phone in the guest room?
414
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,411
It-it's an antique,
it-it's just for decoration.
415
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,122
Then how do you explain
the blood on your hands?
416
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,832
Uh, t-this is paint
417
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,084
for the banner
I made for your party.
418
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:17,257
You may have
all these people fooled
419
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:20,802
but I saw you murder a woman!
420
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,054
Uh, w-what?
421
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,598
With a chainsaw!
422
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,226
Uh, t-that was
an ice sculpture o-of you!
423
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,523
[bells jingling]
424
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,524
What's going on?
425
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,485
Daffy's surprise party.
426
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,029
I thought that was supposed
to be next week.
427
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,280
Uh..
428
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,823
(man on TV)
'We interrupt this program'
429
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,325
with a special alert.
430
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,827
The suburban strangler
has been captured.
431
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,710
You gotta admit
there's a strong resemblance.
432
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,212
Am I right?
433
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,136
If anyone's gonna murder you,
it's me.
434
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,596
What's that thing?
435
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,891
Don't worry,
I'm getting rid of it.
436
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,688
I got you pizza.
What is this?
437
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,440
I didn't know when you'd be
back, so I ordered Chinese food.
438
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,109
You want some?
439
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:20,570
Mm-mmm. You can really taste
the kung pao.
440
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,365
It is strong. Mm..
441
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,034
(Daffy)
'Oh, no,
you're not getting rid of this.'
442
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,203
I'm never walking
upstairs again.
443
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,457
[whirring]
444
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,460
Mm, mm..
445
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,049
[theme music]
446
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,700
I still think
Porky is the murderer.
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