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[instrumental music]
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Am I good? Is it clear?
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I can't tell.
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I'm clear.
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[cars honking]
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Not clear.
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What's that idiot doing
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in my blind spot?
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Everyone's in your blind spot.
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This car is nothing
but blind spots.
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It's not a car,
it's a parade float.
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Now, am I clear?
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I don't know. All I see
is a giant foot.
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It's not a giant foot
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it's a giant flipper.
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That's it. I'm going for it!
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[tires screeching]
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[screaming]
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Great. Now we have to go
to the car wash.
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Oh, no. I'm getting out here.
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What are you crazy?
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You're on the side
of a freeway!
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It's dangerous!
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Not as dangerous as riding
in that thing.
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Suit yourself.
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[engine revving]
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Am I clear?
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I'm going for it!
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[cars honking]
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[theme music]
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Look! There goes our car.
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Is that a parade float?
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It's not a parade float.
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It's my parade float. Tsk.
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Is it made out of paper mache?
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Papier-mache, yes.
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What will happen
when it gets wet?
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It's gonna get wet?
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[instrumental music]
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[alarm blaring]
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Turn off the water!
Turn off the water!
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Turn off the water!
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[music continues]
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[whirring]
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[screaming]
Stop!
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Turn off the water!
Turn off the water!
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[alarm blaring]
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[music continues]
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[grunting]
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[whirring]
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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[music continues]
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[grunting]
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[whirring]
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[music continues]
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[whimpering]
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[instrumental music]
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(Daffy)
'My eye! My eye!'
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- 'Oh, my eye!'
- Daffy? D-don't move!
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- I'm getting the first aid kit.
- 'No! No!'
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[whimpering]
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Let me see your eye!
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It's all that's left.
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M-my beautiful parade float
is gone!
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We-we never
even got to be in a parade.
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[dramatic music]
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You gonna be okay?
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[door shuts]
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He'll be okay.
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Probably just needs
a little time.
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[Daffy sobbing]
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[sobbing continues]
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[sobbing continues]
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[sobbing continues]
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[sobbing continues]
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[Daffy sobbing]
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Maybe that's enough time.
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- Daffy?
- Huh! Bugs!
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I knew it!
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I knew you'd come through
for me!
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I knew if I stayed in here
long enough
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and sobbed loud enough
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you'd make me
another parade float!
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It wasn't easy. There were days
when I wanted to give up.
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When I wanted to come
out of my room
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maybe take a shower
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but I persevered.
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I stayed in my room
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and I sobbed even louder
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because I knew that you needed
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that time and that motivation.
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And I was right.
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Thank you, brother!
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So where is it? Where's my new
beautiful parade float?
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I didn't make you
a parade float.
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[thudding]
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I'm fine.
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I'm disappointed, but I'm fine.
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Why can't you just
drive a normal car?
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Normal cars
are for normal people.
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I'm not normal!
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I'll give you that.
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You're my best friend.
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You know me better than anyone.
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You see
what a horrible person I am.
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That's why I have to drive
a parade float.
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To distract the rest
of the world from seeing it!
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You're gonna need something
better than a parade float.
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Better than a parade float?
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Better than a parade float.
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[instrumental music]
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I'll take it.
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(Daffy)
'Not since my parade float'
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have I felt that a vehicle
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so expressed my essence.
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How much?
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Three hundred
and seventy five thousand.
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- Dollars?
- Yes.
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American dollars?
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I'm not giving you
$375,000 for a yacht.
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But you're my best friend.
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That's what best friends do.
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No, they don't.
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Fair enough.
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Will you give me $375,000
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which I will donate
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to the charity of my choice?
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Daffy, no one's
gonna give you $375,000.
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O-of course,
I'll give you $375,000.
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I knew I could count on you,
Porky.
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Y-you poor thing.
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I d-didn't even know
you were sick.
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B-but when's the operation?
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Tonight, so, uh,
let's wrap this up.
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Can I ask why you d-didn't
go to Bugs for the money?
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Because you're my best friend.
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I know that I can ask you
for anything.
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Just as you know that
you can ask me for anything.
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Could you turn on
that lamp for me?
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I-I can't see the combination.
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Do it yourself.
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[safe unlocks]
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'Here you go.'
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[sniffing]
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This is only $350,000.
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B-but it's all I have.
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Porky, you are making
this very hard for me.
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Do you think I like
having to come
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to my best friend for money?
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Can you imagine
what this is like for me?
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How awkward this is?
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What's that?
In the back of the safe?
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A gold watch?
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But that was my
g-great grandfather's.
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"Randall Pig?"
It's engraved?
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That's gonna kill
its resale value!
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I'm gonna need
more than this.
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Give me your debit card.
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B-but that's the money
I live on.
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Porky, I can't sit here
and argue with you.
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The surgery's, like,
in ten minutes.
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You're right.
T-take the debit card.
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Take the debit card, what?
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Uh, t-take the debit card,
please?
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Fine. As a favor to you,
I'll take the debit card.
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What is this, wool? Alright,
I guess I'll take the coat, too.
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Maybe I can get a couple
of bits for this.
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Uh, f-f-feel better!
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W-wait a second.
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N-now, how am I gonna live?
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[instrumental music]
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Whoo-hoo!
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I'm free!
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I've never felt so alive!
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The high seas!
The wind in my hair!
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The salt on my skin!
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I am a sailor!
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I am sailing!
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What an unbelievable rush!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[instrumental music]
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[Porky whimpering]
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Porky? What are you doing?
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E-eating garbage.
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Is, uh, that something
you've always done
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or is that a new thing?
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A-are you gonna finish that?
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I tried calling you, but your
phone's been disconnected.
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Why is it so dark
in here, and cold?
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- I-I couldn't pay my bills.
- Why not?
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I-I gave all my money to Daffy.
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Why would you give
all your money to Daffy?
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Uh, f-for his kidney transplant.
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D-do you know how he's doing?
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Let's go find out.
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[instrumental music]
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Aahh.
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I should have bought a yacht
with Porky's money years ago.
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[dramatic music]
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Nice boat.
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She's a real beauty,
isn't she?
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"The Queen of the Ocean."
That's why I named her that.
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'A fitting name
for the successor'
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'to my parade float.'
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Which by the way was also named
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"Queen of the Ocean."
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- How's the kidney?
- Kidney?
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[laughing]
Oh, I just told Porky that
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so he'd give me the money
for the yacht.
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[Porky screaming]
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[both grunting]
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Mm. Good shrimp.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ You like antiques
I like flee markets ♪
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♪ You like cheese
but I like chocolates ♪
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♪ I know one way
we can solve this ♪
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♪ It's called fondue
it has both ♪
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♪ I like ficus
you like ferns ♪
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♪ We put them in matching urns ♪
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♪ And the silly thing
we learned ♪
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♪ Is now they're friends ♪
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♪ Those plants are friends ♪
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♪ You like red and I like blue ♪
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♪ You like me and I like you ♪
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♪ There's nothing else to do
but be best friends ♪
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♪ We're best friends we're best
friends we're best friends ♪
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♪ Our friendship
will never end ♪
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♪ If we were divers
we'd get the bends ♪
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♪ We're such deep friends ♪
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♪ Sometimes we disagree ♪
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♪ We must monitor our chi
and realign our energy ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ Lee lee lee ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ Le le le ♪
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- Dance break!
- Splendid! After you!
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Oh, no, I insist,
you're a much better dancer.
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- Oh, you flatter me.
- Not at all.
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- Okay, dance break's over.
- Never mind.
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♪ You like toning up
your lats ♪
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♪ I like wearing
my new spats ♪
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♪ It don't get no
better than that ♪
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♪ When you're best friends
you're best friends ♪
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♪ You like gray
and I like beige ♪
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♪ Luckily for us
there's greige ♪
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♪ Which is a lovely
combination ♪
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♪ Of gray and beige ♪
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♪ You like designer boots ♪
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00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,276
♪ I like velvet
warm-up suits ♪
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♪ In that way
we're in cahoots ♪
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♪ We're best friends
we're best friends ♪
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♪ You like red and I like blue ♪
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♪ You like me and I like you ♪
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♪ There's nothing else to do ♪
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♪ But be best friends ♪
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♪ Be best friends ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la ♪
266
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♪ We are best friends ♪♪
267
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[Daffy grunting]
268
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,597
[instrumental music]
269
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[screaming]
270
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[glass shatters]
271
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,734
Ooh!
272
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,985
Wait!
273
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,488
That's a Tiffany lamp.
274
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,324
T-that you bought
with my money!
275
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,451
[grunts]
276
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,079
H-how could you l-l-lie to me?
277
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,207
I'm sorry, I thought if I told
you what the money was for
278
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,583
you wouldn't give it to me.
279
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,585
I w-w-wouldn't have!
280
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,587
You just proved my point!
281
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,548
How am I the bad guy here?
282
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,094
[grunting]
283
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,179
[grunting]
284
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,639
Okay, I've had enough.
285
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,391
[Daffy screaming]
286
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,476
Well, maybe just one more.
287
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,811
[instrumental music]
288
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,022
Alright, break it up.
289
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,316
Here's what we're gonna do.
290
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,193
Daffy, you're gonna
sell this thing
291
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,903
and give Porky his money back.
292
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,113
Are you crazy?
293
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,948
I already lost
my parade float!
294
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,659
I'm not about to lose my yacht.
295
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,286
[sighs]
296
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,788
[instrumental music]
297
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,957
Well, you're about to lose
a friend.
298
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,793
Yeah, but those are easy to get
when you have a yacht.
299
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,670
'Uh, guys?'
300
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,881
(Daffy)
'Where's the dock?'
301
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,341
But that's impossible.
302
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,343
I tied a shank knot
to this cleat
303
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,304
'tied a sheepshead knot here'
304
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,014
'a double rolling hitch here'
305
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:53,559
a simple yet elegant bow here
and a square knot here.
306
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:57,104
Uh-huh. And what kind of knot
did you tie to the dock?
307
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,025
[instrumental music]
308
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,994
[crying]
W-what are we gonna do?
309
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,997
We-we're stranded in the
mi-mi-middle of the ocean!
310
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,459
[crying]
I always knew
I'd di-die this way!
311
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,502
Alright. Let's not panic.
312
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,005
We'll just put up the sail
and sail back.
313
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,842
[squawking]
314
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,263
- Where's the sail?
- I didn't get one.
315
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,932
- W-wh-what?
- I didn't have enough money.
316
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,352
I was forced to choose
between a sail
317
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,020
and this Jacuzzi.
318
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,105
So if anyone's to blame,
it's Porky.
319
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,859
I gave you everything I had.
I'm c-completely broke!
320
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,111
The fact that you're not
more financially successful
321
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,655
is not my fault.
322
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,114
Ugh!
323
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,201
What? Is it me?
It's him, right?
324
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,120
We'll just radio
the coast guard for help.
325
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,247
- Nope. No radio.
- What?
326
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,624
There wasn't enough money.
327
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,334
Not after I got
the second Jacuzzi.
328
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:06,465
I have an idea. Let's all take
a long hot soak in the Jacuzzi.
329
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,343
It will relax us,
which will allow us
330
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:12,554
to think of a way
out of our predicament.
331
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,015
I'll take the master Jacuzzi.
You two take that one.
332
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,729
'Ha. Ah! Ooh! Ah. Ohh!'
333
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,940
'Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.'
334
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,406
I think I have our answer.
335
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,866
Porky should swim back
and get help.
336
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,368
- Off you go, Porky.
- H-hey, what are you doing?
337
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,245
S-stop! What-what do you think
you're doing?
338
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,247
No one's swimming anywhere.
339
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,249
We're sailing back.
340
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,001
[instrumental music]
341
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,461
Where'd you get a sail?
342
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,839
- It's your bed sheets.
- What?
343
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,383
Those are 1,500 thread count
Egyptian cotton!
344
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,846
Do you know how much
these sheets cost?
345
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,473
More than lifejackets!
346
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,101
That's why there are
no lifejackets on board!
347
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,186
Well, that
and they make you look stupid.
348
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,275
[instrumental music]
349
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,568
[screaming]
350
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,117
He's unconscious!
W-what should we do?
351
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,998
[instrumental music]
352
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,550
[whispering]
Psst, Porky, untie me.
353
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,970
I-I can't. I'm under
d-direct orders not to.
354
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:38,223
You know, Porky, being out here
in the middle of the ocean
355
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,310
has really made me
revaluate some things.
356
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:45,397
I see now, that it's not money
or things that matter.
357
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,108
It's friends,
best friends.
358
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,152
And you, Porky Pig
359
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,571
you are my best friend.
360
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,490
Do you r-really mean it?
361
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,159
Have you ever known me to lie?
362
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,913
Y-yes. You lied about n-needing
a kidney transplant.
363
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,247
That's in the past.
364
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,541
Now, please, untie me.
365
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,127
So I can give my best friend
366
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,254
a great big hug.
367
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,924
You won't regret this.
368
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,720
Now, go swim and get help.
369
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,680
[screaming]
370
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,890
Porky!
371
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,975
[instrumental music]
372
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,105
Well, I guess
it's just me now.
373
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,233
All alone on a yacht.
374
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,735
Stranded in the middle
of the ocean
375
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:35,489
with no lifejackets
and no idea how to sail.
376
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:39,159
Bugs! Porky!
Wait for me!
377
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,286
[gasps]
378
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,996
Hmm.
379
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,915
These are coming with me.
380
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,793
Mm. It's like being
caressed by an angel.
381
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,880
[instrumental music]
382
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,341
I regret nothing!
383
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,262
Except not buying
those lifejackets!
384
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,474
[gasps]
385
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,143
It was a dream.
386
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,811
It was all a dream.
387
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:09,064
That explains why I was such
a horrible person
388
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,441
and did all those
horrible things.
389
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,776
(Bugs)
'Ehh..'
390
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,902
...not a dream.
391
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,404
You are a horrible person
392
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,739
and you did do those
horrible things.
393
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,991
Then what happened?
394
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,826
We were picked up
by a passing ship.
395
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,203
You nearly drowned
in your stupid bed sheets.
396
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,747
What about "The Queen
of the Ocean?" Did she survive?
397
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,083
Yeah. It was towed
back to shore.
398
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,961
Ah. Oh, thank goodness!
399
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,882
It is things that matter!
This proves it!
400
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,301
We sold it
and got Porky's money back.
401
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,594
Ohh-ho-ho!
402
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,097
I've good news and bad news.
403
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,100
The good news is
there's no complications
404
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,602
from the near drowning.
405
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,605
The bad news is,
we ran some tests
406
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,150
and it looks like
you're gonna need..
407
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,402
...a kidney transplant.
408
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:59,281
Huh! Ironic. How much
does one of those cost?
409
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,326
I don't know,
about $375,000.
410
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,287
but I'm sure
you have insurance.
411
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,040
Shhhh..
412
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,628
Well, I may not have insurance
413
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,504
but at least
I have a best friend.
414
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,302
Right, Bugs and/or Porky?
415
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,015
[instrumental music]
416
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,144
I see you decided to rebuild
your parade float.
417
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,939
Well, I couldn't ask
my best friend to do it
418
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,441
not after you paid
for my kidney transplant.
419
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,651
Don't mention it.
420
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:40,155
Shame they couldn't also
throw in a brain transplant.
421
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,531
I won't forget this!
422
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,825
It was a tremendous act
of generosity!
423
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,994
And I shall forever be
in your debt!
424
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,330
Uh, Daffy, uh,
can I take a break?
425
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,208
I-I'm still not feeling
a hundred since the-the surgery.
426
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,502
Oh, here we go.
427
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,838
How many times are you
gonna throw it in my face
428
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,383
that you gave me your kidney?
429
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,677
You still have the other one!
430
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,679
I-I gotta get a new best friend.
431
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,598
[instrumental music]
432
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,018
[theme music]
433
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,088
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Hey, you wanna buy a watch?
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